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# Strange things on the London Underground.
(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:03, archived)
# Nice
Wooo!
(Just recline and let me service you, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:03, archived)
# Thank
you.
(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:04, archived)
# Mind the gap
between your mind and reality
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:05, archived)
# i call it the skull
(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:06, archived)
# evening to you
I am going to read an improving book for a bit. I will probably be back later. Please keep it angry whilst I am gone.
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:08, archived)
# Grrrr!
Why I oughta..


Shakes fist in air
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:11, archived)
# It is the Cartesian bridge.
The gap between our sense of self what we can determine with our external senses.
(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:08, archived)
# I love that!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:06, archived)
# haha!
fantastic... :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:09, archived)
# Strange things indeed
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Cheril, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:14, archived)
# Hello
you.
(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:19, archived)
# woo
strangtastik !
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:01, archived)
[challenge entry] must...kill....self.....saddam....santa....rubbish...mouse.....kill....self.....
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:02, archived)
# hehe
that's from S&C is it not?

very subtle too
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Kids got issues........


edit: should work now =/
(LeftRightUpDown, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:02, archived)
# all i see is a pizza
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:03, archived)
# Been done before but...
Brian only wanted to say hello to the helicopter

Neither cute nor fluffy, but he's called Brian
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:01, archived)
# thats cute
woo for Brian
(moodahoo, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:03, archived)
# blimey
is it real?
(Phil Febuggure, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:03, archived)
# It won an award
I swear on my dog's life.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:04, archived)
# YYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!

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# i fear i may have temporarily lost my christmas spirit...

hello all :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:00, archived)
# damm right
Bastard Santa never sent that Megatron i asked for...and I'd been good alll year as well
(Phil Febuggure, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:02, archived)
# Gracious me
evening to you.
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:02, archived)
# heh heh heh
that'll teach you claus!

hello
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:02, archived)
# :)
or maybe you never had it to begin with....

w.y.badger!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:02, archived)
# ooh
that's some good dripping
(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:02, archived)
# Hello
and a hello to everybody else as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:05, archived)
# A WOO drip
A lack of hummus prevents a proper WOO for the drip. Merry Xmas all!
(posterboyforcharm, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 3:30, archived)
# fair enough
(lux, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:59, archived)
# *groan*
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:59, archived)
# yay
i've got into isketch for first time in yonks

and opened a room
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:00, archived)
# dear lord
this means i have to get my punglasses out AGAIN!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:01, archived)
# sorry
that ones been in my head for ages. better out than in.

*not necessarily for anyone else though
(lux, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:03, archived)
# Mirror mirror...
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:53, archived)
# thats so woo
im laying here stunned!
(mixtapes, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:54, archived)
# four pictures of me?
this has to be woo
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:55, archived)
# wahey!
anyone wanna buy dual slot 1 bx motherboard?
(joshwa ultra lurker, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:55, archived)
# how much?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:58, archived)
# £35 inc 2 slot 1 to socket 370 convertors (inc postage)
goshwa at at at at at at hotmail dot com
(joshwa ultra lurker, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:59, archived)
# also - does anyone want a mac 4400/200 /80mb /2gb collect?
some kind man gave it me for free from here. now it is in liverpool and someone could have it for free - if they come collect
(joshwa ultra lurker, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:58, archived)
# also, how about a 563/s787238f /a--5652 8390-fpk, and a 0923u4?
(1, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:00, archived)
# it'a an Apple Mac Performa 4400/200 :)
computer with keyboard/mouse/15" er
(joshwa ultra lurker, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:02, archived)
# do you gift wrap that ?
also, do you have the 344536-bambleweeni ?
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:05, archived)
# I'm sure it;s me,
they're all ugly fucks!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:05, archived)
# Very nice.

....and with that, I retire to the pub for Guinness....
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:56, archived)
# haha!
wooo! very nice :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:56, archived)
# Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:57, archived)
# good job indeed
w/y/houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:57, archived)
# i am
in total agreement. Woo! to you sir!
(Kazoooooooo, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:58, archived)
# Heh heh heh
That's fabulous!


TJ - I've just eaten chocolate icecream on top of chocolate icecream on to chocolate cake sprinkled with chocolate...I won't get fat though because it's a weight watchers desert...yum
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:58, archived)
# Captain Planet!
...was actually pretty shite, now I come to think about it.
(I helped save b3ta! so long and thanks for all the fish, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:59, archived)
# yep
but it did have a good theme tune
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:01, archived)
# ooh you've done that a bit good
(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:59, archived)
# hehe...
nice... :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:02, archived)
# hehe
woo !
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:18, archived)
# hosting finally worked so..
(Kazoooooooo, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:53, archived)
# hooooo
ray!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:53, archived)
# scary
but true.
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:53, archived)
# Eeeek
Udders.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:56, archived)
# some would refer to them as their ...
significant udders

aha ha ha . ha. meso funny
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:58, archived)
# ALRIGHT ALRIGHT...
Here's the deal, noobs...

Your pictures are GREAT, but please...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:59, archived)
# aye i know
but me hosting was nigh working so i put it on ukdragon
(Kazoooooooo, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:00, archived)
# Ohh...
sorry then... my bad.

*slaps self*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:01, archived)
# sorrry
didnt catch that...

Mind you, you do sound a bit like Brian Blessed...
(Phil Febuggure, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:01, archived)
# "...Then off to the 19th Hole for a refreshing glass of Pimms! How Rare!"


quack here for wallparperly duckness!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:51, archived)
# i don't know whether to hug you

or peel your face off
(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:53, archived)
# Latter!
Then give him a hug to say sorry.

Woo to the pic! Supoib
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:54, archived)
# or
wank furiously?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:54, archived)
# well... now that you mention it
(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:57, archived)
# thwap thwap
thwap?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:58, archived)
# do you mind?
i'm trying to wank
(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:00, archived)
# how spiffing
I can just see going toff hunting
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:53, archived)
# what what?
That chap looks ready for tiffin.
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:04, archived)
[challenge entry]
(kid special, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:49, archived)
# that
has gone so far over my head...
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:51, archived)
# which book is this joke shamelessly stolen from?
what would marilyn monroe be doing if she was alive right now?





clawing at the lid of her coffin.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:52, archived)
# Umm Carrot
(I helped save b3ta! homonk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:49, archived)
# a masterpiece
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:50, archived)
# grrrr
:@
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:51, archived)
# mine was better
but i get you get more responses
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:51, archived)
# I liked yours a lot
but it didn't contain as much Vitamin A
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# ahhh thats what you think
that was a vitamin a powered rocket

now you feel silly and will develop night blindness
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:53, archived)
# Ways to develop night blindness
number 1: the Down on the farm method...

*thwap thwap thwap...*
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# thwap?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:58, archived)
# i'm trying too hard to like you
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:51, archived)
# Ignite?
Ignoble?
Igneous?
Oh...That's right
Ignore...


*Click*
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# i think you're doing okay :)
just add a bit of humour :)
(joshwa ultra lurker, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:56, archived)
#
(kevrobertson2, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:45, archived)
# no more please i'm british
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:46, archived)
# lies
(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:47, archived)
# well ok i'm technically the son of an albanian prostitue and yer demented russian lover
but we can't all be as normal as you vork
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:48, archived)
# brittish?
or British

:)
/pedantic? me? pshaw

edit: crafty bugger!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:49, archived)
# i was wondering whether you'd notice :P
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:53, archived)
# anyone for pizza?
(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:50, archived)
# Tis also
a pearoast
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:47, archived)
# It's ok
we won't hold that against you
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:48, archived)
# then
Why did you misspell it?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:49, archived)
# nooooo
the beard the beard the beard the beard the beard the beard the beard the beard the beard the beard the beard the beard the beard the beard the beard the beard the beard the beard the beard the beard the beard the beard the beard the beard the beard the beard the beard the beard the beard the beard the beard the beard the beard the beard the beard the beard the beard the beard the beard the beard the beard the beard the beard the beard the beard the beard the beard the beard the beard
(I helped save b3ta! Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:46, archived)
# did somebody say ..... BEARD ?
/pearoast
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:52, archived)
# BEST ONE YET!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:47, archived)
# ooh...source pic?
edit:- woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:48, archived)
# I had this
mailed to me today, but deleted it
sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:49, archived)
# If you
had it mailed to you.. can't you have it mailed again?!
(eight, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:52, archived)
# ohh, well
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:52, archived)
# I can't past the fact that
my head reads that as 'will trannies for food'
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:48, archived)
# well... will they?
(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:48, archived)
# That's the thing...
I don't know!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:50, archived)
# but but but
you know everything
(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:51, archived)
# If I'd known
that I didn't know this, I would have asked eddie Izzard last week
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:52, archived)
# well... that'll learn you
(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:54, archived)
# Woo
That's the best Saddam post yet.
(I helped save b3ta! WhiteDevil has finally put in a siggy., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:49, archived)
# Finally
one that's funny and well done. Nice work.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:51, archived)
# B3ta Virus Outbreak

Click to go to the scene

possibly done before, possibly a bit desperate...
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:44, archived)
# haha! great!
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:45, archived)
# Yay!
Tis most woo. The world would be a better more mental place
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:45, archived)
# W/Y/H
indeed to you
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:45, archived)
# Fairly demented that
"Cock Off" - Quality
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:45, archived)
# that made me snigger
yay
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:46, archived)
# The proper English way, as requested.


was too slow to catch my own post.
(I helped save b3ta! WhiteDevil has finally put in a siggy., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:43, archived)
# fatface!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:42, archived)
# what?
wuh
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:43, archived)
# FATFACE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:44, archived)
# wah!!!!
*goes and cries into pillow*
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:45, archived)
# Fatface?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:48, archived)
# MUNTER!
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:44, archived)
# Ack!
That makes parts of me recoil in horror.
(I helped save b3ta! WhiteDevil has finally put in a siggy., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:45, archived)
# Father Christmas
quickly regretted his off the cuff remark about reindeer being big-nosed cows with antlers
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# wooyay!
TJ
thieving bastards:
www.steakandcheese.com/content/detail.asp?page=1&type=3&id=9427
NSFW ads
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:39, archived)
# gah the most annoying worm in the world
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:40, archived)
# those pics aren't from b3ta
they're quite famous
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:41, archived)
# you must of missed the love is bandwagon
edit:- here you go!
www.milkthebridge.co.uk/glasscock/loveis/index.asp
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:41, archived)
# i do like the idea of a genuine love is cartoon
about midget porn
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:43, archived)
# ahhh..
i see
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:45, archived)
# Plus I'm always secretly flattered when I see
one of my pics on someone's site. (Not that that one is mine)
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:42, archived)
# i love your paintings
are you a pro painter?

(aka artist)
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:40, archived)
# why yes
well, no. I'm a cartoonist really. My artistic ability is summed up thus: B grade GCSE. My full time occupation is nutbag. And freelance drawy-person. Mostly I just go nuts.

I can't draw normal things...only cartoons...as witnessed by my big painting, Owl and Bear, detail from which is here:

GAH! Then you look at someone like Bovine, who draws great 'toons but also could probably draw your mother so realistically you'd talk to it all night. GAH again!
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# ooh
thats lovely, def card/childrens illustration material, woo for you sir
(I helped save b3ta! Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:49, archived)
# it's funny you should say that, Doc
cos I've written children's books... anyone in publishing here? Anyone want to give me a £100,000 advance? I promise you'd get your book and then you'd never see me again. It's WIN WIN!
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# I wrote a children's book!
'Once there was a potato. It was eaten. It was a very sad potato. The end.'

Really, I'm sure it'll be on the bestseller lost
(1, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:57, archived)
# *quickly scribbles down text*
*tries to pass off as own...*

Incidentally, in which form was the potato eaten?
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# hehehehe
well, at least you tried ;-)

i think your work is lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:50, archived)
# aaaawwwwwwww
*wipes tear from eye*

still tired and emotional*

*no, actually tired and emotional...weekend of respiratory problems
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# Yay
Evening DownOnTheFarm
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:40, archived)
# eve
ning
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# Ahhhhh
Old men can't drive for toffee.

They prefer Werther's Originals.... badoom tish
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:40, archived)
# hooray, says the field
finally, some recognicion...

I asked for a WHITE teddy bear! WHITE!
(1, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:40, archived)
# yay
*pressure pressure pressure*
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:41, archived)
# cracking
under....strain.....

must....resist....urge....for....rampage.....
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# Goddamnit!
stuupid Tripod is being bumgayslow tonight so i cant load my hamephant on to b3ta, grrr
(I helped save b3ta! Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:45, archived)
# hehe he
super !
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:19, archived)
# In his dreams he's


Yeah, the quality is shite...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:38, archived)
# I would
Anyone got a paper bag?
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:39, archived)
# A 20 bagger
at least.

You have problems... stay away from me.... 8)
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:39, archived)
# <>
(mixtapes, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:48, archived)
# ...
WOo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:56, archived)
# often featured in my dreams
but the face is slightly different.

top shoppage,, yer getting good at this.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:51, archived)
#
(pantseatflyer, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:37, archived)
# assafasfasdadasasd
woo?
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:37, archived)
# Donut TV.
there aren't doing it for me today...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:38, archived)
# just stop will you
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:39, archived)
# hmm
I believe when psf types letters then it will be the end of the world as we know it
(1, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:39, archived)
# it has happened
fairly often, actually
(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:43, archived)
# yes
and look who answered...

/shiver up spine
(The man who's been to Slapout Oklahoma but then who hasn't?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:53, archived)
# ARGH!
APOCALYPSE!
(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:56, archived)
# or are they one in the same
hhmmmmm?
(The man who's been to Slapout Oklahoma but then who hasn't?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:03, archived)
# February is the mating month for gray whales
Gray whales reach sexual maturity at 5-11 years of age, or when they reach 36-39 feet (11-12 m) in length. Gestation is 12-13 months. The calf weighs 1,100-1,500 pounds (500-680 kg) and is about 15 feet (4.5 m) at birth. Calves nurse 7-8 months on milk that is 53% fat (human milk is 2% fat). Females bear a single calf, at intervals of 2 or more years. Courtship and mating behavior are complex, and frequently involve 3 or more whales of mixed sexes. Mating and calving both occur primarily in the lagoons of Baja California, Mexico, although both have been observed during the migration.
(yakmonkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:40, archived)
#
*right*
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:42, archived)
# and their penii are 6 feet long
hence, the popular cetologist insult: "you're such a whale dick" (not aimed at you, just general information)
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:42, archived)
# the whale's penis is called
a Dork
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:44, archived)
# a pregnant fish is called
a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:47, archived)
# and their offspring
is known as Fresh Fishy Cuntybears
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# we have a winner
(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:52, archived)
# Fresh Fishy Cuntybears available soon from Haribo
kids and grown ups love it so...
the happy taste of Miracle Grow
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:02, archived)
# i read that as gay whales
(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:44, archived)
# so did i
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:48, archived)
# Well im off to pass out
See ya all later! sowwie i only posted 3 pics. heres another to make you hate me more
(Shadowman, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:37, archived)
# Day of the Swans

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:34, archived)
# nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!oneonetwothreeandevenbloodyfour!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:36, archived)
# and they're all owned by the queen!
Ruuuuuunnnnnnnnnnn!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:37, archived)
# who, by urban myth
has the god given right to her arse on their necks.

evil, smelly fucks!

and the swans
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:39, archived)
# Rather nice`
shoppery. And you're right, they're a right bunch of evil buggers.
(I helped save b3ta! so long and thanks for all the fish, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:37, archived)

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