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# I prefer Munter on a date
(Fragger, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:14, archived)
# she's only made friends with Milly Munter
so she can look foxy by comparison
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:16, archived)
# small heads always entertain me...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:10, archived)
# heh
make her head bigger too!
Nice shadow
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:11, archived)
# ok
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:14, archived)
# Yay!
All remaining sense of scale is vanquished!
Who's the enormous man?
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:15, archived)
# He's a Sumo wrestler
who just got married to a normal sized person. His name is Dump Truck.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:17, archived)
# Ah.
Good for him. I hope they have a specially reinforced bed, though.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:19, archived)
# I think
she's got a specially reinforced head in that pic
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:20, archived)
# It's his feet
that look most out of proportion. How on earth do you get fat feet?
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:22, archived)
# Erm
plates of meat?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:24, archived)
# Ha!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:25, archived)
# he's not fat
he's just big boned. Including the feet.
(spacedman, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:34, archived)
# what is that?
does it count as gnops?
what is the time?
when are my pills coming?
are you my friend?
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:14, archived)
# Eeeeeek
She looks just like the watermelon of an ex-flatmate who stole about 400quid from me. Nice to see she's in a serious relationship at last, heh.
(I helped save b3ta! valley, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:20, archived)
# Weebles wobble
but they don't get laid!
(Kimbo, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:20, archived)
# YAY for small heads
shameless pearoast
.
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:45, archived)
# Is it just me?


or am I confused?
*frown*
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:04, archived)
# Brain
melting, too much cross over thingys....

Santa Saddam Shipman got a nice ring to it.

Yay btw.
(Mad Frank, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:05, archived)
# YOU'RE confused....!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:09, archived)
# im not confused
i definitly would
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:10, archived)
# i
have
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:46, archived)
# Nice
norkage.

Shame about the glasses though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:10, archived)
# phwoarrrrr
erm

well,

maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:11, archived)
# Lovely
hair.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:19, archived)
# Dr Dunno
i see your gig is in Farringdon. Thats where i work. small world and all that
(Pauld, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:22, archived)
# You gonna
come along then?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:24, archived)
# I might just get involved my old mate
(Pauld, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:40, archived)
# Print out a flyer
you get a quid off
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:42, archived)
# a rudimentary orangapult

colours a bit fecked in optimisation - I'll put shipman in the background later
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:03, archived)
# hehe
thought it was missing something - shipman'll balance it out nicely ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:06, archived)
# Nice
style, what did you use.

They are gonna be extinct in about 20 years they recon.
(Mad Frank, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:09, archived)
# 2b pencil, scanner and something trademarked for colouring in
they're my favourite ape

(should give hummus credit to whoever invented the orangapult during the barrow of orangutans thread yesterday)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:21, archived)
# yay!
that's lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:10, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:33, archived)
# SNIFF THE MILK!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:54, archived)
# Sniff it hard!
ha ha!

Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:56, archived)
# Hmm...
breakfast.

Edit: Ning.
(Klumaster loves teh taser, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:56, archived)
# SMELL THE GLOVE!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! jsut peopel, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:56, archived)
# Nice
Sniffing action!
(Mad Frank, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:57, archived)
# You loon.
how does it smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:58, archived)
# Alaska
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:00, archived)
# *sigh*
I just don't think people make the effort any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:26, archived)
# milky milky
Was that Punt or Dennis?
(spacedman, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:58, archived)
# Yes
It was under the guise of The Mary Whitehouse Experience.

Loved that years ago, probably crap if I watched it now.
(Mad Frank, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:03, archived)
# They released a single called "Take me to the Fridge",
as I recall.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:17, archived)
# Jarvis
Its had a lasting effect on me. I cant hear mention of that dodgy traintrack repair company 'Jarvis' without thinking of Rob Newmann's sleazy Jarvis character...

Saw TMWE live in Norwich once. Only once.
(spacedman, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:25, archived)
# Life is so unfair
Rob Newman disappears into apparent obscurity and the unfunny one goes onto fame and acclaim. David Baddiel - what a twunt!
(yorksfatboy, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:35, archived)
# Rob Newman
became Mark thomas friend (political comedian) and went off to be political and write books. I saw him on tour a few months ago, currently working in the states i think
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:03, archived)
# weirdly
this series has never been repeated even on Uk Play, which of them is too ashamed to let it be seen again? My money is on Baddiel.
(Bezmina, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:34, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:59, archived)
# Oooh
wasn't expecting something so simple - woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:13, archived)
[challenge entry] That'll be some house party Mr.E!

(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:53, archived)
# Inject some into his eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:54, archived)
# hahahahah
quality

and i also say to you all... 'NING!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:55, archived)
# he can...
...stuff it up his crinkly bottom.
(spacedman, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:09, archived)
# Its off to hell for him
(Mad Frank, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:47, archived)
# It's going to be one of those days isn't it?
One can only hope that it will at least be better than Saddam...
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:48, archived)
# oh stop moaning and do something
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:55, archived)
# next time,
add a santa hat. it'll be much better - trust me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:48, archived)
# Did you
really have to say that?
(Klumaster loves teh taser, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:52, archived)
# Better?


Happy xmas
(Mad Frank, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:56, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:57, archived)
# *snort*
he he...
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:57, archived)
# I don't think
they will get better than that today.

yay!
(I helped save b3ta! jsut peopel, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:58, archived)
# Hahahahah
That's excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:52, archived)
# That is very good!
Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:54, archived)
# Is this real?


I hope its not an image enhanced using Adobe® Photoshop® software.
(HoTWire, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:42, archived)
# Looks real to me.
(is there a significance that I'm missing here?)
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:44, archived)
# well I never
Photoshop® will never be the same.

Photoshop®lifting
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:44, archived)
# no
ever seen a fish with a white glow around it?



looks like a 20 ft carp
(Pauld, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:44, archived)
# I am most impressed
by the way you have digitally enhanced that image through the use of Adobe Photoshop software.

At least they haven't got copyright over Woo and Yay.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:02, archived)
# Seems to me
A gently dancing kitty is called for. Here's one I rescued from ratemykitten.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:42, archived)
# thats a lovely swinging motion
(ivor_the_engine, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:45, archived)
# deeeeeelightful!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:45, archived)
# that is absolutely
the most perfect sh*pman antidote
bless you and all who sail in you
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:46, archived)
# awww
does he do barmitzvahs?
(ozric99, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:48, archived)
# Woo!
and what a lovely spong!
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:52, archived)
# looks like a speed skating kitten. ohh thats an idea
woo yey @ pic
(Pauld, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:53, archived)
# Sweet!

(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:29, archived)
# Great news for naughty sports fans

(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:38, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Love the little details too!
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:39, archived)
# Ha "Wetherfield not real place"
loon!

edit: Daily idiot update
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:40, archived)
# My computer runs entirely on sprouts.







*may not be 100% true
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:46, archived)
# ha ha!
I reckon I might get away with that at PC World....
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:50, archived)
# how odd.
I kind of felt that a punchline was coming there. Kind of disappointing!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:59, archived)
# Oh dear.
At least it isn't shipman ;)

you do a lot of these don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:40, archived)
# one or two
when the hummus takes me
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:44, archived)
# hehe
that hummus is a bugger for kidnappage.
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:46, archived)
# Fantastic
Superb, as ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:40, archived)
# That BBC manchester bit is ohhh so true
(Pauld, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:42, archived)
# Hooray!
Superb! As ever!

Although some would say that Man Utd are already full of cocks... :)
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:43, archived)
# You might think so
I couldn't possibly comment
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:43, archived)
# You're
quite right!



go on.... you know you want to....
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:45, archived)
# Kilroy put him up to it to take the heat off him
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:30, archived)
# Seamless!
*groan*
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:32, archived)
# why did i read that as "Britain's Hacking Barry"?
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:39, archived)
# Dancing Doctor Death
will be dancing no more - YAY!

(aka Shipman's killed himself - woo!)
EDIT: Ahhh... B3tan to it, as usual...
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:20, archived)
# Ding Dong
the witch is dead?
(I helped save b3ta! Koocha My Gallery is full of fun stuff, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:23, archived)
# rub your cock
get out of bed...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:25, archived)
# which old cock?
the wicked cock
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:26, archived)
# looks like this morning is going to be repost central...
i'm off in 5 minutes though
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:25, archived)
# lucky you
It's now I get in... to "work"...
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:26, archived)
# Were I to have any kind of gif animator at work
I'd have altered it a bit. Sorry boss...
(I was thinking of making him dancing on hot coals with little devils in the background, but it would take a while, and by then everyone would have got even more pissed off with Shipman posts than they already are...)
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:28, archived)
# How, do you suppose,
that people will get pissed off with Shipman posts?

Tell you what - post Saddam in a santa hat - it'll be ironic.

edit: here - msdownload.microsoft.com/msdownload/gifanimator/gifsetup.exe
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:29, archived)
# There's hope for us all!
Nuts...
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:48, archived)
# Dump Truck
sounds like a shit-mobile to me. 8 stone wife! bloody hell. Any bets she's not on top?
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:50, archived)
# He's stopped dancing
and started swinging

/coat
/hat
/ticket to hell
(Prof_Frink has remembered his username, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:30, archived)
# Would you?
(I helped save b3ta! tolin its me, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:19, archived)
# The Sunshine Elephant...
...ask him.
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:20, archived)
# S.E.W.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:20, archived)
# Woo!
they are my initials.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:25, archived)
# About a month ago, yes. now i got me a biatch. no
mind you what she dont know cant hurt her



rubs hands together
(Pauld, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:36, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:16, archived)
# Hehe
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! tolin its me, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:19, archived)
# That was
quick!
(TripeSupper, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:20, archived)
# no way
is he going to heaven...
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:27, archived)
# I'd never realised how pretty he was
I think it must be that cock-sucking mouth. He must have been popular inside - don't know why he'd want to miss out on all that affection from his fellow cons...
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:29, archived)
# The Ultimate Hat: The first in my new fashion collection

Features:
Night vision accomodation device
Head direction adjustment handles, so that others can point things out to you easier
High Tech Weather Prediction System, to help you avoid hurricanes
and an uplink to your own personal satellite, which comes included with The Ultimate Hat
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:12, archived)
# wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow
how much?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:13, archived)
# Just $19.99
but wait, there's more, you'll also recieve a free dishcloth, ideal for cleaning your lamp on those long rainy trips
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:16, archived)
# Is that
Mother Theresa?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:17, archived)
# i'll just stick with mine then if it's ok
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:21, archived)
# May I pre-order one, please?
:) Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:15, archived)
# How do you sit on the hat to use the handlebars
with that weathervane in the way?
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:16, archived)
# does
it have a chin strap?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:19, archived)
# That's an optional extra
along with corks dangling from strings.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:20, archived)
# so
you can blend in on trips Down Under?

genius !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:22, archived)
# Another extra is
a series of spirit levels attached to the underside of the hat, so you can keep your head at the perfect angle whilst walking.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:24, archived)
# Nose slightly raised,
so you can look down on the common-hatted folk
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:25, archived)
# gyroscopes
might be good as a balancing aid
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:32, archived)
# I was thinking maybe
a drop down starchart, so you can navigate the high seas.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:34, archived)
# Don't forget, less is more.
You don't want to turn your hat into something silly...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:36, archived)
# You're right
the starchart should ber reserved for The Ultimate Tie
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:38, archived)
# I think there should be a sharp metal rim
or maybe that could be saved for the deluxe oddjob version.
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:42, archived)
# He didnt much like people
(I helped save b3ta! tolin its me, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:08, archived)
# phwoar
i would
(ozric99, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:09, archived)
# to be fair, he would look better with abit of my jizz running down his cheek
edit: Morning all
(Pauld, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:16, archived)
# repost
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:17, archived)
# brains...
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:17, archived)
# thats fuckin'
scary
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:19, archived)
# But
you still would, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:21, archived)
# But will you still love her in 40 years time?
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:26, archived)
# well - if she looks like that
in 40 years - she'll look a damn sight better than me...
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:31, archived)
# well of course
just have to get a noise plug first!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:33, archived)
# Noise plug?
is that like a butt plug - only louder?

(yeah, but these go up to eleven - it's one louder isn't it.)
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:35, archived)
# hahahaha me and me bad speeling
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:59, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:05, archived)
# Yay for
Norks

'ning all!
(Alex SLAMS, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:13, archived)
# And a special yay and woo
for Monica Bellucci's norks.
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:14, archived)
# YAY
WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:44, archived)
# Lucy at the chumpolate factory.
(roferg69, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:04, archived)

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