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# fug dat
fuckin heck, what a slag. I've got a good un aswell, but I cant be arsed with all the fuckin aboot.
(Kirk Hammet, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:02, archived)
# Oh well, I'm sure it was lovely.
Would you like a scone?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:03, archived)
# with jam and cream?
only if it doesn't have sultanas in it, personally.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:04, archived)
# Super
with maybe a souson (?) of butter to moisten the pastry.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:06, archived)
# er..
aye...Rohypnoled the bastar...aye
(Kirk Hammet, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:08, archived)
# soupcon, believe it or not. With a cedilla under the c.
I find that if you put LOTS of cream on, you don't need butter. But perhaps I should try it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:24, archived)
# I will be down
in Devon and Cornwall the week after next for my holiday and will take delight in many cream teas with butter and cream and jam.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:27, archived)
# You
bastard.
(Amerella, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:28, archived)
# Yes
I am.
Hooray!!
with Cream and Jam.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:40, archived)
# Sultana-free scones?
heresy!
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:07, archived)
# Ooh, lookie!
thorpe likes something! As do I, sultanas are very important in scones.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:09, archived)
# oi
leave it cheeky.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:21, archived)
# No sultanas?
Are you MAD?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:09, archived)
# look, I don't expect you to agree with me, Mister.
You don't even like Guiness. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:26, archived)
# Thats because I have
taste :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:28, archived)
# Tragically, the sad day will come when you realise:
I have more.
[edit] or do I mean "better"? Oh, I think the gist of it is comprehensible anyhoo.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:33, archived)
# Having seen those shoes you posted earlier...
I think I can rest easy in the knowledge I have much better taste than you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:37, archived)
# hummus?
Hmm?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:06, archived)
# it is
complicated isn't it... maybe we should just stick to ascii art?

the queen's jubblies
(o)(o)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:10, archived)
# Arse Feta
i'm going to have to duck out of the current round of potatoswap tennis - off to Belgium for a week with work.
toodle pip people and have a frothy weekend x
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:01, archived)
# Have a lovely time :)
Witchy - that means you need to send your pic to me
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:06, archived)
# I'll need the current incarnation
then....anyone gorrit?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:23, archived)
# soz....
but how do i wack up a picture?
(Kirk Hammet, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:55, archived)
# Lay it out over a table
Stand over it, and beat your meat.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:57, archived)
# pfff...
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA....etc
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:59, archived)
# V Good Lumpy
top crack !!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! flares, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:05, archived)
# Yes. Women are always complimenting
me on my crack :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:07, archived)
# enjoy
a good faq ?
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:57, archived)
# use a
syringe?
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:58, archived)
# Look in the
FAQ
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:59, archived)
# Okay b3tans - what you've all been waiting for
The completed word list...CLICK FOR THE LIST. .Thanks for all the e-mails and submissions, well done everyone. Sorry if I missed any of your words out. I will take words by e-mail for future compilations. But for now, Lets see you post your best sentences using as many of these words as possible.
(I helped save b3ta! flares, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:54, archived)
# After reading that
my flange went flaccid.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:56, archived)
# i was
positively priapismic
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:02, archived)
# glad to see
my first post made it onto the list...

'moist'

its my favourite.
(skulker, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:28, archived)
# yes indeed Skulker
moist was always on the list, quality word. Its funny how the best words are the ones that conjur up imagery.
(I helped save b3ta! flares, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:40, archived)
# Employment
a rude word on this board I know

Anyone out there that can
a) 3D model in Max/Autocad
b) Photoshop like a god
c) read architectural drawings

we're looking for visualisers... see www.millerhare.com for examples of the sort of work we do.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:52, archived)
# you're not looking for
lethargic Content Managers are you?
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:03, archived)
# Nope
that's my job (amongst others) and you're not having it :)
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:17, archived)
# uh maybe...
got any more info on it?
(I helped save b3ta! santexo, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:04, archived)
# Erm, well
you'd take in drawings and/or models from architects/engineers and build 3D models that we then camera match with photography to make nice piccies of what it will look like.

You'd need experience of building models and rendering them plus some understanding of buildings. Email me (my address is on my website) if you want more info.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:16, archived)
# i can
do the top 2, sounds an interesting number....
(hazey, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:26, archived)
# ever had an idea
that fizzled out...



I would choose Big Bob Bee - that song has been bouncing round my head for 2 days!
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:50, archived)
# I appreciate it.
.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:59, archived)
# One of my main inspirations to get further in Outrun
was to hear what the rest of the songs sounded like. I managed about stage 3 in the arcades and the music hadn't started repeating I think the full length versions are over 10 mins long.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:00, archived)
# I preferred
the mighty golden axe!
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:08, archived)
# Super HangOn!
Woo! Arcade games! Yay!

Falling out of the car in OutRun! Swinging a big chopper in Golden Axe! Handle bars... erm?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:12, archived)
# Ooh yeah
riding fire breathing monsters is wonderful when you're a kid.
Now - well actually i probably wouldn't say no.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:23, archived)
# On Jaguar XJ-220 on the Amiga
when selecting music, you could change from CD to Radio, and one of the stations was playing a cheesy version of the A-Team theme!

But, of course, the best racer of that type has to be the classic "Lotus Esprit Turbo Challenge II", which was much better than 1 or 3.

Use this information wisely!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:11, archived)
# you are right
..except my brother used to thrash me at 2 player - git
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:16, archived)
# Ahh but get two miggies
and a serial cable... 4 player kicked ass :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:19, archived)
# unfortunately that would have meant
finding someone else sad enough to own an Acorn Archimedes! coz that is what we had to play it on!
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:24, archived)
# eeek!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:26, archived)
# Hehehh
Excellent. Outrun is one of my favouritest games, it is...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:04, archived)
# i have summer breeze
as the ringtone on ma phone :) Am I the kewlest or the saddest - u decide ;)
(JBoom, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:12, archived)
# I've driven round London
with the Grand Theft Auto: London soundtrack playing screaming "FILTHY HIPPY" out the window at people.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:17, archived)
# one
of the only games I managed to finish in the arcades. Always going the same way like. Loved it!
(I helped save b3ta! cobby, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:23, archived)
# lonely coo-een

apologies to SimonWicks
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:43, archived)
[challenge entry] too hot to think
so made this

thought it would be shite, but now can't stop giggling
(I helped save b3ta! bazman, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:41, archived)
# oh yeah?
try this.
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:46, archived)
# Aaaaaaaarrgh!
Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!
(tomsk, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:48, archived)
# Oh yes!
Now i'm giggling like a girl :)

Another top day on b3ta! Well done all! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:48, archived)
# fuck!
now I really can't stop, .......quality!
(I helped save b3ta! bazman, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:57, archived)
# yay!
That's top darts, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:57, archived)
# Where will the Spong strike next
NOooobody knows?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:59, archived)
# now THAT
was MY idea. i fucking rock.
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:00, archived)
# Its cool
when stuff you think up is taken on by others.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:03, archived)
# go
you!
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Golden Wonder


Mmmmnn - Tasty !
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:37, archived)
# I can just imagine her saying that!
"Erm, Phileep, they taste of wee..."

Hehe, "wee!".
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:40, archived)
# I just poured beer
up my nose... urrgh - woo yay & houpla
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:44, archived)
# coffee/monitor
wee & yay!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:48, archived)
# right
i've been told i can go home now so im off!
Hope you all enjoy your 4 day weekend and i shall see you all on wednesday (if not before :op)
(icedragon, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:33, archived)
# egg conundrum
CHUCKIE! thats it! hahaha! had that on my BBC.... takes me back. like the queens tits. very patriotic. firm, too by the looks of it. she takes her vitamins.
(Obi Wan Jonobi, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:29, archived)
# Sorry, I wasn't paying attention.
You mean my picture from earlier?
If you can't find the game on the net (I've never looked) then I'll give you the file if you want.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Probably already been done...

Sorry about the poor quality.
(salbot, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:28, archived)
# Eeeeuuuuuwwwww.
They should definitely market those.
(tomsk, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:30, archived)
# WOO YAY!
My first front page post in ages!
(salbot, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:45, archived)
# *Clap*
(Claps whilst moonwalking around)
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:50, archived)
[challenge entry] You wouldn't think it
to look at her, but no-one knew where the taxes really went until the special X-ray photo for the Jubilee...

clicky

And everyone's too busy wondering about Britney.
(I helped save b3ta! shindig, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:27, archived)
# you should
probably link that instead
(skagg, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:28, archived)
# i think its
too obviously fake to be none work safe. i just find it amusing, and hope my employers feel the same
(icedragon, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:29, archived)
# Bikini girls
are deemed offensive where I work. :(
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:34, archived)
# Errrm
yeah, I couldn't decide whether to link it or not. I figured that it couldn't qualify as p0rn since the Queen blatantly doesn't have surgically enhanced funbags. As far as I'm aware.
(I helped save b3ta! shindig, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:37, archived)
# Arf!
Funbags!

<giggles all the way to the kitchen to put the kettle on>
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:38, archived)
# yeah
coz its sooo perverted.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:30, archived)
# er..
Lovely Jubbilees
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:32, archived)
# You bugger
every time I lick a stamp from now on I shall be thinking of that.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:30, archived)
# Apologies for the crapness of it.....


But Im hot, hungover and feel sick.

But hey, Senegal won :o)
(twelveways, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:25, archived)
# Ummm
Thats Ken Dodd shaving by the way...

Dodd... Shave... go on, you know the rest...
(twelveways, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:31, archived)
# I was
trying to work out what you'd done to the hairdresser. It hadn't occured to me that you'd put Ken Dodd in there. But then, who the hell would think of doing that.
nice picture btw...

edit: Although it looks more like Christopher Walken in sleepy hollow than Ken Dodd... Still a good pun
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:38, archived)
# Am I stupid?
"Dodd... Shave... go on, you know the rest..."

Don't understand. Actually, nevermind, explained jokes lose their humour...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:43, archived)
# say
what you see (or in this case sing)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:52, archived)
# oh christicle
dodd shave the queen.

Now I need a lie down :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:54, archived)
# Calm down!
It is Friday, afterall...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:01, archived)
# Silly me,
must be slowing down!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:57, archived)
# well I think it's just
marvelarse :) Worthy of a Woo & Yay from me !
(JBoom, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:34, archived)
# new here,
hello everyone. what was the name of that egg-related game. its driving me nuts....
(Obi Wan Jonobi, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:23, archived)
# dizzy?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:25, archived)
# russian omelette?
:)
(Shaolin_Bukkake, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:26, archived)
# er...
is it dizzy?
(juniorsquire, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:26, archived)
# chuckie?
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:26, archived)
# The adventures of
lawrence, the mutant space egg from venus who's taking his heinous revenge on the man that accidently ran over his aunties cat in a Sinclair C5 last wednesday just after Countdown had finished on tv?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:28, archived)
# so bored. so bored.
work's a killer today, and now i'm sitting RIGHT in front of my c_nting manager trying to use Photoshop 6 (all i could get in here).

it's a bloody tragedy. i need beer. now.

(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:19, archived)
# That word
just makes me giggle every time I see it!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:21, archived)
# SPONG SPONG SPONG SPONG SPONG SPONG SPONG SPONG SPONG
SPONG SPONG SPONG SPONG SPONG SPONG SPONG SPONG SPONG
(tomsk, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:24, archived)
# <collapses on floor>
Hehe; in the 70's there was a range of kitcheny-type products manufactured by Spong and I thought it was funny then too :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:26, archived)
# someone dropped these down the back of the chair - anyone?
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:28, archived)
# woo and yay
for spongs!
just looked up our database and there are billions of Spongs! what a cool name! (deed poll out for the lads)
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:26, archived)
# Amiga Format used to have a BBS
called "Spong!" :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:30, archived)
# urghh
i actually know someone who's surname is Spong!
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:34, archived)
# aww
I wish my last name was Spong!, then I'd have loads of fun writing out cheques and everything. I'd also have a little giggle whenever I told someone else my name. For the first week, at least.
(fatty biscuits, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:40, archived)
# how comes
none of the b3ta callenge pics i make appear on the entries page?

am i being thick?
(ed_case, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:19, archived)
# drop down menu
when posting

select the jubilee crap stuff competition as a category

i beleive it can be done in edit mode but cannae be arsed to check for you
(skagg, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:23, archived)
# so i
was being thick, thought so..
(ed_case, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:25, archived)
# mailout
Hello new here.
How does the mailout work, when i subscribed i got a message saying it would be sent friday lunchtime *looks at watch pointedly*

Help, my job is sucking the life out of me.
(jeebus, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:18, archived)
# Give 'em chance.
There's probably loads of stuff to put in this week.
(tomsk, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:20, archived)
# Rob tends to
eat lunch at tea-time. Expect it later. In the meantime you could work your way through all the old ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:26, archived)
# ha ha
yep. I'm a lazy fuckwit. I've been playing collapse instead.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:32, archived)
# spaaaaaacefiiiiiiiish...
you were right. I did my toes sparkly beige and now my feet look dead.
I'm going to put the turquoise over the top. Why didn't I listen when you told me?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:17, archived)
# well now you know better
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:24, archived)
# Hum.
I don't feel better.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:02, archived)
# world cup mate? nah i'll be watching...

(juniorsquire, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:12, archived)
# ace.
just ace.
(I helped save b3ta! seani is selling his new mobile on ebay, check profile, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:16, archived)
# Ha Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:20, archived)
# hehe
he looks like phil cool!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:21, archived)
# Ha ha ha! Fuckin' excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Fri 31 May 2002, 14:27, archived)

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