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# Warning - contageous


The authorities have been alerted.
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:12, archived)
# Oh no!
the little ones...
edit: manners... very nice, woo
(yay for mutants, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:13, archived)
# is that
the berlinohands virus ?*

* if so that's very VERY woo
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:16, archived)
# Vic Reeves and Clint Eastwood.....? WHY???
more filth@chrisxsimone...
(chrisxsimoneuk, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:10, archived)
# that's lovely
i likes.
(Corn Dog, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:11, archived)
# why not?



woo
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:11, archived)
# Conclusive proof


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:09, archived)
# It's too
orangey for crows!
(I helped save b3ta! Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:11, archived)
# .
methinks not.
(Corn Dog, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:11, archived)
# hahahahhahahha
brilliant :)
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:11, archived)
# You bastard!
Not only have I ruined the lining of my nostrils, I've ruined my keyboard and mouse as well.
Fuck you and fuck your ancestors.

Thanks for making me laugh though.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:12, archived)
# that's what
Kia-Ora does to you.

not a crow are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:26, archived)
# vicious frogdog attacks woman!!!
(Eywood, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:59, archived)
# Is that
a woman? Wouldn't have know if you hadn't told me. :o
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:05, archived)
# The soldier seems surprised
to see the German Shepherd Frog.
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:06, archived)
# Even more yikes...
(I helped save b3ta! lord loaf, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:55, archived)
# That's. Just. Wrong.
But dead woo!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:57, archived)
# eep!
two Richards and they're both dickless
/bad joke
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:58, archived)
# Even prettier than the real thing.
Have my latest (modified) woo.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:58, archived)
# I always love...
..an animated Woo.. ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! lord loaf, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:02, archived)
# That's good
Like it.

(Although I don't like these people who can do proper pixel animation, but only through jealousy.)
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:03, archived)
# Anyone can do one.
But only if you are sooo bored that spending 2 hours in MSPaint is a better alternative than what you would otherwise be doing (in this case, working in a callcentre, talking to total fucking morons.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:06, archived)
# That's brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:04, archived)
# The scary thing is that she looks better.
But I still wouldn't.
(nan-demo, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:58, archived)
# indeed
yi... barf ...ikes
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:59, archived)
# My Goodness
that's an improvement
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:59, archived)
# I'm sure
that would be Madeley's ideal situation to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! naeonlite, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:03, archived)
# I feel all punk.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:55, archived)
# Fuck, that's well good!
That'd look fantastic on a t-shirt!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:55, archived)
# Thats rather lovely.
=)
(nan-demo, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:57, archived)
# woo! wish I could draw
have a pearoast
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:57, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:59, archived)
# My original take on that London Calling bandwagon.

Squint your eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:03, archived)
# clever
.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:05, archived)
# thats
very good!
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:06, archived)
# sorry
don't get it...

runs away
(yay for mutants, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:07, archived)
# have ye
not seen the album cover?
(I helped save b3ta! Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:09, archived)
# Now that
could be why I'm missing the point
(yay for mutants, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:10, archived)
# indeedy
.
(I helped save b3ta! Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:11, archived)
# Here is the original
plus some more to play with.

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:16, archived)
# me likee
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:16, archived)
# i like that!
my cat says 'woo'

(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:02, archived)
# For those long flights
(Sigma5, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:54, archived)
# Houston
I think we have a problem...
(b3rl1n, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:56, archived)
# Eh
Oh!
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:57, archived)
# thats a concord
you put that right over the engin panle, they would neaver do that in real life
(STINK BOMB, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:20, archived)
# Thank you for flying Student Airlines
If you look to your left and right you will see emergency top up fees. =)
(nan-demo, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:56, archived)
# "and if you switch over to channel 3, Trasha is on"
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:59, archived)
# Oh lordy no
anything but that. =)
(nan-demo, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:00, archived)
# I'm a student
and i resent all this mocking. I don't just sit and watch TV all day. I spend all my time on B3ta.com.

Damn you b3ta damn you.
(generalname, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:09, archived)
# *catapult
swooosh
(yay for mutants, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:05, archived)
# .


Click for a little bit bigger.
(nan-demo, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:51, archived)
# wooyay
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:54, archived)
# Very well executed
Have a woo!

(Plus some Yay, too)
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:55, archived)
# Yay for the
polarcock...
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:56, archived)
# nicely
polar barrot ?
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:57, archived)
# Polatoo
Is what I called it, but I'm not sure of the latin name. =)
(nan-demo, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:59, archived)
# ooh
that works very well!

woo and yay!
(I helped save b3ta! MelbaToast, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:11, archived)
# Where babies Really come from
A lost tomb in the aztec
(I helped save b3ta! tolin its me, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:47, archived)
# That rocks.
Even though babies are crap.

/edit - and a fucking impressive file size!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:49, archived)
# Wow. Not even 1k.
Impressive.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:49, archived)
# Arf
You are a loon, but a funny one. =)
(nan-demo, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:52, archived)
# I always thought they came this way


Alt: Get In My Belly

Alt: McFetus

(b3rl1n, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:52, archived)
# *urp*
Thats discusting.....
Bravo!
(Willabark Miss Adventure, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:01, archived)
# I guess that's worse than
DISGUSTING
/pedant
(Fragger, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:04, archived)
# No, they come from flowers.

And with stupid hats.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:52, archived)
# really? I thought they came from dog bites
oh, babies!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:00, archived)
# Erm

1st picture post in bloody ages. Not 100% sure it was worth the effort
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:46, archived)
# Arf!
Like it!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:48, archived)
# Twas worth it
well it made me larf anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:49, archived)
# Aaargh.
I'm sure he read my meter earlier...
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:51, archived)
# It was worth it
=)
(nan-demo, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:52, archived)
# I've paintmashed a new ScaryDuck for my web site


He is called Wello. Scary, huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:44, archived)
# Aaaww
he's so cute
...I mean scary
(yay for mutants, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:45, archived)
# Argggghhhhhh
Yes

Sorry ScaryDuck, I seem to be the only one afraid of your scary duck.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:46, archived)
# Erm, no.
But he is lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:46, archived)
# Watch it, me boy
He'll have your face pecked right off as soon as look at you.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:48, archived)
# sorry...
even his 'RAAR !' is cute

as in not scary
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:47, archived)
# he's quite
cute really...
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:47, archived)
# It's terrifying...
..how much I want to hug it. =)
(nan-demo, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:53, archived)
# aaawww!
i want one!

erm...i mean...aaargh! *hides*
(I helped save b3ta! MelbaToast, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:18, archived)
# Cheap Foreign Labor
(b3rl1n, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:43, archived)
# The hose on the left.
Yeah, as if THATS gonna stop him.
(Even if he is a plastic toy.)
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:48, archived)
# "It's a broken widget. I can fix it, but it'll cost you.
(themanwhofellasleep, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:40, archived)
# that's
nice
(I helped save b3ta! raver, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:41, archived)
# haha
why does that look so normal. and sound so normal ?
(anon_12765, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:42, archived)
# I'd forgotten widgets
Hated them in my beer anyway.



Bigger woo, the more I look the more I like.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:43, archived)
# I call this 'lack of hummus'

(lame excuses) which is why it's rubbish... (/lame excuses)
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:40, archived)
# Dat's well funky!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:41, archived)
# I think Hummus aplenty.
Is good.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:42, archived)
# Rubbish?
Bloody hell, I've spent the last 45 minutes trying to get 2 clouds to move slowly across the sky, and you do bendy, foldy, flyy shit like that and say its rubbish. Well then, I'm withholding my woo.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:45, archived)
# As I was told this morning...
"That's not lack of hummus, that's fresh from a Greek dining table".
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:45, archived)
# woo!
very original.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:48, archived)
# Ain't he sweet?
(Grundie, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:40, archived)
# aah!
that one's animation didnt load until i refreshed the page, scared the hells of of me
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:41, archived)
# aaaah bless.....



KILL IT!!!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:42, archived)
# I think the answer is no
But thats nicely done.
(nan-demo, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:01, archived)
# they have been around longer than you would think!!

(I helped save b3ta! frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:36, archived)
# Qwoo!
Yay!
(mooskleo, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:43, archived)
# Indeed
There are examples in existence of stained glass dating to the year 1060
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:43, archived)
# AAAAAAGH
Biblical Quo!
(Dr Funkenstein is moving to Taiwan in one month!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:43, archived)
# Fuck Dairylea
Click for gallery...
Hello, I'm a fish My Gallery
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:35, archived)
# Is it
creamy and cheesy?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:37, archived)
# perhaps the
'heavy' version is 'Necrophilia'
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:38, archived)
# Yum.
(Corn Dog, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:42, archived)
# If I was CEO of Kraft foods I'd sue
seeing as I'm not,

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:37, archived)
# Why?
Is he a paedeatrician in his spare time?
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:42, archived)
# Bloody woo
I await that in my inbox.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:39, archived)
# Fnarrrr fnarrr "inbox" *snort*
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:40, archived)
# Dairylea?
Kids'll eat it til the cows come home?
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:40, archived)
# You are a bad bad person.
But you made me laugh, so I forgive you. =)
(nan-demo, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:54, archived)
# I'm getting married in the morning!


Ding dong, the bells are gonna chime!
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:32, archived)
# You don't look at the warthog
when you're bumming the arse...


*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:33, archived)
# I once woke up next to something like that
Someone must have swapped her for the one I started with during my drunken sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:36, archived)
# But but....
nobody wants to court a warthog....
(I helped save b3ta! valley, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:50, archived)
# What exactly
are you try to say?
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:34, archived)
# And that's the deal breaker
(Skimo I got a front page 8 years ago, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:31, archived)
# Urgh.
I was hoping that wasn't going to Animate. But it did. Now I feel sordid.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:33, archived)
# nice
shake action there.
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:34, archived)

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