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You're supposed to do the view looking outnot looking in!
Oh hang on....
(Oh hang on....
Netspore,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:15,
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moooommy!it's rubbing in those places you told to stop touching!
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zog why change it now?,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:05,
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I'm getting worried about Rob...He seems to be getting angrier with each day that passes. Ordered chronologically from the front page:
"Click it else you're a poo."
"a lovely song about horses", "Fantastic."
"huzzah-fucking-yay"
"fuck me ragged with a 12 foot cactus"
"Read it or get AIDS."
"Jesus Cunting Christ"
Are you alright, Rob?
("Click it else you're a poo."
"a lovely song about horses", "Fantastic."
"huzzah-fucking-yay"
"fuck me ragged with a 12 foot cactus"
"Read it or get AIDS."
"Jesus Cunting Christ"
Are you alright, Rob?
Thy Maker Has it really been that long?,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 9:43,
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hahaha!I was going to put him/her into a nightclub scene, holding some glowsticks. but i'm too lazy. So just imagine that i have.
(
Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 9:49,
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It's pretty safeto assume that mostly everything has already been done on B3ta somewhere.
Doesn't make it any less woosome though.
Woo!
(Doesn't make it any less woosome though.
Woo!
Prof. Slocombe,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 9:30,
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Heh!That gives me a repost oppotunity.
( bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 9:41,
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Is thatBernard Breslaw (sp?)?
(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 9:55,
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Yep,I am trying to do a Carry on up the Fellowship type thing.
( bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 9:57,
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Genius!I love it!
Slag that I am...
(Slag that I am...
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 9:59,
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he would have looked better as ArwenUnusual for you to repost in an old thread
( butchbint,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:01,
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I know,I just usually post in an new thread.
Barbara Windsor is going to be Arwen.
(Barbara Windsor is going to be Arwen.
bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:03,
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funnily enough, that was, I believe,the last image I SAW BEFORE before bed (fucking caps lock I HATE THAT KEY) and one of the first to see as I log on this morn.
nice it is, but I DON'T GET WHO IT IS because I'm furrin.
(nice it is, but I DON'T GET WHO IT IS because I'm furrin.
zog why change it now?,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:08,
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not that you thinki WAS RAGging on yout for reposting... god forbid.
just FUNNY COIncidence.
(it's the position of the laPTOP ON My belly in bed.)
(just FUNNY COIncidence.
(it's the position of the laPTOP ON My belly in bed.)
zog why change it now?,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:12,
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You, my american chum,need to indulge yourself in the delights of the Carry On movies.
( bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:16,
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Carry On Up The Khyber is quite good (I think).As a rule, they are pretty poor though.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:23,
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Never!I am collecting the whole series, you get a new one every two weeks for 7.99 on DVD.
( bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:25,
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That said, if there is one on TVI will generally watch anyway (and laugh in spite of myself!).
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:25,
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Try Carry on Screamingit's by far the best one
(
Ulic hissing slightly,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:28,
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ACTUALLY I AM trying to belike briAN BLESSED! I'VE GOT The beard and everything, and the manIACAL LAUGH.
( zog why change it now?,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:30,
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a badly packed kebab iswhat happens when you put the kebab meat in..
oh.
(oh.
Prof. Slocombe,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 9:27,
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There's not much in a kebab that could be classed as "meat".Meh, only bought one once, my dog enjoyed it!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 9:39,
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that would be pretty easy to fix to say"woo"
( zog why change it now?,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:09,
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Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
P.S. Is this the worst 21st birthday drunk ever?
TJ: After regression hypnosisI am beginning to remember that I went to "We Will Rock You" at the Dominion at the weekend. As much I love many of Queen's classic songs, it was, without reservation, the worst load of bollocks I have ever seen on stage in my life. This includes infant school nativity plays and Russ Abbot in "Cinderella" at the Oxford Apollo in 1982. The best bit of the entire experience was the fantastic collection of photographs of Freddie Mercury's life in the foyer.
(,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 9:25,
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Well..you kind of brought that one on yourself, didn't you..?
(
Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:11,
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I agreeA 600k gif of someone sneezing is not worth waiting for. It's not as though his head sploded or anything.
(
magnum,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 9:31,
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currentlyit isn't worth a squirt of my piss.
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 9:03,
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no but.link it now.
think if those on dial-up.
(think if those on dial-up.
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 9:02,
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Christ!that over 600kb.
make it a linky, or keep it below 200kb.
Optomise it
Optomise it HARD!
(make it a linky, or keep it below 200kb.
Optomise it
Optomise it HARD!
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 9:02,
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600megwow that is a big file
do you mean KB??
(do you mean KB??
Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 9:03,
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Pardon.what is this meg you speak off?
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 9:04,
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is that the new rule anything below 200meglol we could post some real fantastico animations that wentfor hours if that were true
pedant
edit: ironically after me writing this i am going to call you an editing barstard ha ha
(,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 9:03,
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pedant
edit: ironically after me writing this i am going to call you an editing barstard ha ha
not sure i want to see15 threads with hundreds of flash files ;)
(
lazygamer VS tittybiscuits,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 9:04,
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i will allow it this once.as i am an editing bastard.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 9:09,
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its not every dayyou find a video of your brother sneezing and post it on the net, you know!
(
Box of Rabbits,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 9:08,
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it'll be funny to youbut no-one with hayfever will be laughing ;)
( lazygamer VS tittybiscuits,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 9:09,
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lets be thankfulyou didn't find the one of him sucking the dog off.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 9:09,
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Thats a nice font!Better than those lame Xmas/Valentines etc 'google' logos they do anyway.
Edit -
www.rapdict.org/terms/
this site is pretty dope fresh.
(Edit -
www.rapdict.org/terms/
this site is pretty dope fresh.
oodle doodle,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 8:55,
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ahh websenseget yourself put in a domain admin user group and you can go ANYWHERE
(
comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 9:07,
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i don't think this needs shopping reallyit's funny how it is
Gah! the Parmesan fetish...my secret shame!!!
(Gah! the Parmesan fetish...my secret shame!!!
spikedirection no frills, no skills.,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 8:01,
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Compensating for the fact thathe can't put his feet in his mouth?
er. Well it makes sense to me. Sort of.
(er. Well it makes sense to me. Sort of.
pie,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 8:08,
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YesThats a spong.
I just did an amazing paintmash of the Quo. But my isp is refusing to connect me to my server this morning. Fucking Tesconet.
*dreams of a decent boradband connection*
(I just did an amazing paintmash of the Quo. But my isp is refusing to connect me to my server this morning. Fucking Tesconet.
*dreams of a decent boradband connection*
oodle doodle,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 8:50,
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his eyes are relatively spong but thisis just a tenuous link for a shameless repost
(,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 8:59,
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I disagree - you could make it into a zombabie.
" Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 8:19,
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Kind of expected that oneTook your time though.
You're not actually *working* are you?
(,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 8:22,
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You're not actually *working* are you?
Nope - nothing original to see here. Move along. Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 8:24,
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Me too
/edit: I go and take the time to insert that kitten, and he goes and resizes the original image... :P
Insert the kittenINSERT IT HARD! oh wait, that's someone elses line...
(,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 9:47,
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You are *so* hellbound. Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 7:50,
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Yes, but I was SO there first
Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 9:16,
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remember to chew gumso your ears don't pop on the express elevator to hell ;)
( pie,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 7:51,
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Mummyyyyy!The man with the mirror-imaged number is catching me up!
(
sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 7:52,
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bollocksno time to correct it now though. PERHAPS NO-ONE ELSE WILL NOTICE IT...
( wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 7:55,
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YESIF WE CARRY ON SHOUTING THEN WE MAY DISTRACT PEOPLE AND GIVE THE IMPRESSION THERE'S A BRIAN BLESSED CONVENTION TAKING PLACE. THEN NO-ONE WILL NOTICE.
GOOD PLAN, YES?
(GOOD PLAN, YES?
sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 7:57,
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BRIAN BLESSED?maybe the original picture was the other way round but it was reversed when first printed. Therefore to compensate Mr Banister is reversed.
( wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 7:59,
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Shh!Stop going on about it.
( sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 8:03,
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QUITE POSSIBLYYES.
( sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 8:07,
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YES.JUST AS PLAUSIBLE.
( sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 8:10,
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OR MAYBE THAT SPECIAL OLYMPICS RUNNER COULDN'T WRITE.
Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 8:10,
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THAT'S A PERSONAL TRAGEDYTHAT I PREFER NOT TO DWELL ON TOO MUCH. PERHAPS THE NEED TO RUN WAS BROUGHT ON BY AN UNCONSCIOUS NEED TO ESCAPE THE STIGMA OF POOR LITERACY. I DON'T KNOW.
( sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 8:14,
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Dunno where my head is at this morning
I kinda pity my workmates if this is an indication of my mood.
sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 7:38,
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I pity your housemates if that's your loo... Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 7:39,
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Pfffffft!On so many levels. Pffft, I say! Pffft!
Edit: How come you know so much about lemurs?
(Edit: How come you know so much about lemurs?
sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 7:40,
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I, uh, someone told me about them. At the pub.I don't know nothing about no lemurs, guv. You're thinking of someone else.
Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 7:46,
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Hm.It's just that...
No, you're right. Stop looking at me like that.
(No, you're right. Stop looking at me like that.
sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 7:50,
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I'm a mammal biologist.Don't tell anyone that I spend part of my leisure time making pictures of posh mammals in hats, on bikes, or driving cars mind - I have a reputation to keep up...
Actually, it might improve it a little.
(Actually, it might improve it a little.
Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 7:56,
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Surelyby poshing mammals up you increase the general standing of your already esteemed industry.
"See that Cromagnon? He's a mammal biologist."
"Ooh, mammals. Don't they wear monacles?
"So I believe."
"Blimey. That's posh. I must grant extravagant sexual favours. Immediately."
Frankly, I envy you.
("See that Cromagnon? He's a mammal biologist."
"Ooh, mammals. Don't they wear monacles?
"So I believe."
"Blimey. That's posh. I must grant extravagant sexual favours. Immediately."
Frankly, I envy you.
sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 8:01,
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Have you beenstalking me? How else would you know my life so well?
( Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 8:03,
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Bah.It's just guesswork and access to government files.
Nothing, really.
(Nothing, really.
sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 8:06,
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Every time you repost on a new threada kitten dies.
Please, think of the kittens before you repost!
(,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 7:36,
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Please, think of the kittens before you repost!
a few reposts maybe, to get rid of that twat
printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 7:28,
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Since the board is slow, my imaginary robot girlfriend will cheer us up =)
Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 7:24,
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cori would (as long as i had plenty of oil available) nothing worse than chaffing!
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 7:39,
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"Have you ever been to a Harvester before?"
This is probably an old joke in the IT community. I'm not in the IT community though, so it made me giggle when I thought of it.
Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 6:40,
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ouchit's a little hard to make out, but woo
( Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 6:41,
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I rather did it intentionally....but then I wasn't expecting anyone to be viewing it at 1600*1200!
( Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 6:43,
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hahasimple but effective!
w/y
(w/y
comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 9:10,
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made this for a friend as a buddy icon
Thought it was stupid enough to share...
ewww, jsut eww
don't really wanna be going down here just yet
(don't really wanna be going down here just yet
Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 6:28,
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topby the way kitteny, is your site down, all the pics in your profile are redex
minecovers 1600*1200 which is as big as 98% of people are likely to be using..
( Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 6:34,
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but what if some poor bastardscrolls down to read the bottom of your post...
(,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 6:35,
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heheand yep, mutantwalrus seems to be wankered atm
( Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 6:36,
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was going to sayreally is a nice theme you have going there...
very original
(,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 6:37,
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very original
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