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Aww . .

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:36, archived)

Awww!

Yay!

and woo!

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:37, archived)

wombats

*best of all the PEZ dispensers*

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amon - hooray :D, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:39, archived)

palpitate it,

palpitate it HARD!

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tweaknik, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:42, archived)

woo -

very lickable eyes!
Couldn't you just call him Michael and hug him forever...?
=:¬)

(fatpotanga, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 8:54, archived)

If Dali were a B3tan

Click for bigger

/edit: This was going to be fantastic, but I realized I have no artistic talent.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:35, archived)

Hehe . .

Woo :¬)

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:37, archived)

Good concept

Well done
I think.

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gnu2000, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:37, archived)

if Dali were a b3tan...

...things still couldn't get much weirder around here.

edit - on which note... night all!

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:38, archived)

undoubtedly

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:40, archived)

Arg!

The surreal the surreal the surreal the surreal...

(+3 Baroque Vambrace of Icthyology, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:39, archived)

would he have fat pipes

or be a dali upper ?

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amon - hooray :D, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:45, archived)

Uggg!

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:50, archived)

Suzie!!! NOO!

(Bommer remembered to log in, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:34, archived)

hehehe

now a badly drawn cock! pleeeeeease!!!!

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Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:35, archived)

..and so it

begins

but this is where i must end, goodnight y'all

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:35, archived)

Lint:

You are, and will continue to be the meanest person who ever existed.

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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:36, archived)

shush

dont tell everyone

(Bommer remembered to log in, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:37, archived)

wooooooo

yay

and a houpla too

PS

(DrNibdy, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:37, archived)

you are two

crayons up the nostrils away from a trip to hell... :-)

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tweaknik, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:44, archived)

Bugger

Pushed the red one too hard

(Bommer remembered to log in, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:58, archived)

honest guv, i was drunk when i made it

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:33, archived)

i like the jibba-jabba

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spacefish bong!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:36, archived)

Nighty.

even furtives need sleep...

(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:31, archived)

Especially after such a big meal!

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Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:33, archived)

wouldn't it be nice to have an inverse ipod?

something to make you feel less self-concious while walking down the road singing to yoursself

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spacefish bong!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:31, archived)

haha

i need one of those!

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amaryllis, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:31, archived)

hmm

i do that alot, but i don't care i like looking like a spazz on public transport

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:32, archived)

i ran along the road today singing "birdhouse in your soul" at the top of my voice

most liberating

wooyay! see eclectech's post for the appropriate wooyay

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lemony, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:33, archived)

*thinks* followed by

hahahahaha!

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lemonhead, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:33, archived)

hehe...

that would be lovely :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:36, archived)

I wish mine did that...

except with "out of tune" at the end.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:37, archived)

I'll sing to you mine iPod

But only 'cause your feet are shod.
Like mine.

That's what I'd sing.

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freshlegs, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:48, archived)

Nope, no bamboo here either

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blenderboy, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:29, archived)

GRAAAAAAGH

*runs away*

(The Wigmeister, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:31, archived)

Me ol' bam-boo, me ol' bam-boo
You'd better never bother with me ol' bam-boo.
You can have me hat or me bum-ber-shoo
But you'd better never bother with me ol' bam-boo.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:37, archived)

What is a bumbershoo ?

Woo to giant pandas :¬)

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:39, archived)

Bumbershoot

= umbrella

www.quinion.com/words/qa/qa-bum2.htm

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:42, archived)

did you get the picture?

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:39, archived)

I did, it's great, thanks. I'll be posting it in profile when I get around to updating, Until then...

Clickee

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:46, archived)

glad you like it :)

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:47, archived)

a gentleman has a walking stick a seaman has a gaff

and the merry men of robin hood they use a quarter staff
on the spanish main inside their cane they hide their ruddy swords
but we make do with an old bamboo and everyone applauds

/done from memory

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lemony, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:41, archived)

yay!

I must digitise the video I have of my kids doing that song, it's hilarious.

(well... until the little guy smacks the little girl over the head, then I stopped recording)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:42, archived)

Gaff

A large iron hook attached to a pole or handle and used to land large fish

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:47, archived)

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amaryllis, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:29, archived)

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

(according to autocomplete, that's the longest yay i've ever made)

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spacefish bong!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:32, archived)

cooooooooooooooooooooooooool!

thanks :)

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amaryllis, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:33, archived)

yaaaaay!

fab as always... :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:34, archived)

i remember that show!

woo!

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:38, archived)

I give up

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gnu2000, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:26, archived)

yes

i noticed

(The Wigmeister, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:27, archived)

thats not as bad as this:

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:27, archived)

...

Gee, that's funny!

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gnu2000, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:29, archived)

is that sarcasm?

cos i cant ever imagine anyone saying "gee" unless they are being a sarky git

or american

(one thing to point out, the one advantage of being at rock bottom is that things can only get better)

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:31, archived)

Having spent too much time in America...

... I agree.
I really like the pic. The subject made it funny.

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gnu2000, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:40, archived)

just picked up your remark re name spelling...

(having been for a nice bath with a malt whisky and a good book - I'm getting old)

yay for 2-i-iains.

thanks for watching my blog. Sometimes it's good. Sometimes it's dull. Such is life.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:30, archived)

[awaits lemony's use of the phrase "compression artefacts"]

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Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:29, archived)

that picture has appaling

'pegpoop

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lemony, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:30, archived)

It's art

so I did it on purpose.
Hit me!

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gnu2000, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:31, archived)

i guessed that might be the case

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lemony, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:32, archived)

- golf clap -

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spiny - things are looking up, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:29, archived)

Blame 100% off the Gibbons

He made an animation featuring a giraffe spazing about in a mini listening to the italian job theme and I was inspired to put two of my favourite animals into coopers.

(Dr.Yogi the Potwasher, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:25, archived)

this is the self preservation society

this is the self preservation societythis is the self preservation societythis is the self preservation society

(Fragrent Vagrant, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:27, archived)

now thats

a version of Mario Kart i cant wait to play.
Woo!

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:28, archived)

splendid stuff!

More animals in minis:
There are actually four of them in there, honest

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barnesy, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:28, archived)

HAHAHAHHA

how many elephants can you get in a mini?

(Dr.Yogi the Potwasher, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:30, archived)

One

if he's cut up properly.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:35, archived)

haha!

yay for both pics :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:33, archived)

love it

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lemonhead, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:32, archived)

Musical Pundown...

Electric Light Orchestra:

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superbabyproject, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:24, archived)

sweet sweet is the night

that i found you
dark dark were the days
they slip away!!!!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:24, archived)

I wish I waaaaas

a wiiiiild west heeeero!

*puts on Out Of The Blue*

(Marwood, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:26, archived)

does same

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:27, archived)

doesn't

(The Wigmeister, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:28, archived)

Musical Pundown 2

The Darkness

(Dr.Yogi the Potwasher, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:26, archived)

*groan*

(The Wigmeister, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:27, archived)

*whistles*

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superbabyproject, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:33, archived)

Fig Jelly and the Spreads?

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Ratsta, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:39, archived)

lol!

I actually spat my beer out at that one.

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superbabyproject, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:42, archived)

simply invert for...

the Average White Band.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:36, archived)

i made this peice of shit last night

its the beginnings of my band's website.

www.geocities.com/pwenlymompa

but i think its funny

(bigbadbarns, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:20, archived)

I hope you dont plan on being famous.

By hosting it on Geocities then posting it here, say bye bye to bandwidth/site!

(Marwood, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:22, archived)

its ok

im not gonna click it

;)

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:22, archived)

you missed

chance of any babies

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:22, archived)

3. 2. 1.

slashdotted.

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cupboardy, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:22, archived)

seconded.

(The Wigmeister, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:23, archived)

i don't think it's appropriate that b3ta can slashdot something

i think should just piss on their servers, far more b3tan

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lemony, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:28, archived)

i'm not sure what slash dotting is

but that's because i'm clueless

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:29, archived)

you've never heard of slashdot?!?!?!?!?

you erm... un-nerd!

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lemony, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:31, archived)

yeah please explain please

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:32, archived)

go to

www.slashdot.org

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lemony, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:34, archived)

cheers

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:35, archived)

I've never understood

the significance of "click to enter" pages. Why not just go directly to the main page?

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Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:23, archived)

because you

have to verify you are aware the images are of a pornographic nature, and that you are over 21 and in a country that allows it.

Oh, it's not one of those.......

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Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:24, archived)

im with you

on that one.

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:25, archived)

I suppose

it is supposed to sum up the image of the sites brand before telling you more about it... Damn that was sensible...

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racketear tired, stressed and happy, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:25, archived)

even worse are

"site will launch in a new window" pages

why can't it just go in the middle of the one i already have for gods sake

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lemony, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:26, archived)

bandwidth go byebye.

tj: There's an alarm going off next door. It's very loud but nobody lives there- people come during the day to work on it. I may go insane.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:24, archived)

thats nothing

a guy got murdered in my village 2 weeks ago, turns out two of the peeps that did it were lads who i used to hang about with. Must be an effect i have on people.

edit: why is this relevant at all? *slap slap slap slap*

(The Wigmeister, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:26, archived)

is it in the same building?
if so, go to the fusebox and trip out their electricity
the freezer will defrost, but fuck 'em

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hugo-a-gogo has no sig, the gayer, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:26, archived)

report it

to the police as noise polution. or if its a detatched house, burn it down.

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:26, archived)

Have reported it,

but they say there's nothing they can do. Bastards.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:27, archived)

tell them

theres 5 or more students listening to repetative music nextdoor. that will have em round.

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:29, archived)

go with

his second option. Was a rather good idea. And legal. 100% FACT

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Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:30, archived)

kick the door in

and see what you can 'borrow'

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spiny - things are looking up, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:30, archived)

bugger all,

I've been keeping a shifty eye out...

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:32, archived)

how woo

he's only just started and we have exceeded his bandwidth already...where would we be without geotitties ?

(I am Bob - merciless consumer of pie, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:26, archived)

Just a bit of fun for my mates mum

just thought i would put it up here..
p.s thats her on the horse ;)

click for hugness

(Magic, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:19, archived)

water

polo?

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rogan, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:25, archived)

can't receive emails

I work in an ISP which hosts webspace and email systems.
I had a client call in compalining that no one could send email to them; all were getting bounces saying the domain was not found.
Me: I'm just checking whether anyone external to our system can see your domain, and, no there is no regestration of that domain being active.

They: We have this letter from the national domain registry.

Me: and what does it say?

They: we need to pay by the due date.

Me: When is that?

They: 5/03/04

Me: Well today's 8/03/04. Your domain registration has expired. /after some more digging/ Yes that domain is registered through another provider, you need to contact them to help you re-register your domain.

They: when will you let us get email.

Me: When you pay the national register.

this was not a scam mailout either, we'd just dealt with one of those too

(brishelpdesk, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:19, archived)

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cupboardy, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:21, archived)

that

is the funniest comment I've seen all night :)

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racketear tired, stressed and happy, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:22, archived)

fascinating

;)

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:21, archived)

bris helpdesk?

circumcisions need a support line?

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:22, archived)

and I think

thats the second :)

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racketear tired, stressed and happy, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:24, archived)

You're from the FUTURE!!!!!

Tell me, who becomes the next President?

Is Spongebob still popular?

Will I ever get a girlfriend with huge norks?

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:24, archived)

I sympathise

I really do, but please, POST A FUCKING PICTURE!!!!!!11111!!!!!111!!!!

Here's a repost in the meantime

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Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:29, archived)

inanimate objects do karaoke...

#1... the traffic cone...
but while there's music and love and romance...

sorry... :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:18, archived)

yay!

Is that Cone Porter?
Or is it Conie Francis?

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barnesy, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:20, archived)

haha!

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:23, archived)

pfftt...

Harry CONEick Junior!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:25, archived)

Try

Cone-man the barbarian

sorry had to get that one in

(I am Bob - merciless consumer of pie, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:45, archived)

*falls off chair*

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lemony, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:20, archived)

woo

classic

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lemonhead, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:22, archived)

i think that animation has now had more positive feed back than

most of my other posts put together, sadly the mods are all smelly bumgays*

*not true, they're really very good drivers

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lemony, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:24, archived)

perhaps because it's a "woo"

gives it a longer life anyway :)

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lemonhead, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:26, archived)

it wasn't originally

it was just the apple logo

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lemony, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:29, archived)

then, yes,

they are all smelly bumgays ;)

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lemonhead, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:31, archived)

ithat works really well as an iwoo...

ta :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:24, archived)

haha!

that would make a great "challenge/comp" :)

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lemonhead, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:21, archived)

i optimistically labelled it as #1...

bacause i'm sure there are loads but my brain won't come up with any more at the moment...

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:25, archived)

if brain fails (which I doubt)

email rob

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lemonhead, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:27, archived)

heheheh

only just saw this

v funny!

looking forward to some more...

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amaryllis, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:43, archived)

Erm . .

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:12, archived)

eep!

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spiny - things are looking up, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:13, archived)

woo

yay!

(Werdmaster, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:13, archived)

*backs*

*away*

*slowly*

eep

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amon - hooray :D, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:13, archived)

woo nice!

tj: has anyone got the donor card pic posted last night (i shit gold or something)? i would like to have it as my wallpaper. ta.

(The Wigmeister, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:16, archived)

every time i see your name i think buck's fizz

because i think buck rogers

because i think robot on buck rogers

because i think Wiggy Wiggy Wiggy

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:17, archived)

are you drunk?

(The Wigmeister, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:19, archived)

no just unusual

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:19, archived)

business as usual then

(The Wigmeister, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:20, archived)

as unusual

actually

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:21, archived)

figures

(The Wigmeister, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:23, archived)

Is that Will Young?

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cupboardy, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:16, archived)

AHHHHHHHHHH FFS FFS AHHHH

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SiX and his hat, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:11, archived)

it could at least have the decency to do so using the correct compression type

bloody armageddon, no sense of style

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lemony, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:12, archived)

haha

Lemony as a sour edge (maybe not)

anyway is the lovely Ocarina about?

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:13, archived)

jpg artefacts

rock!

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rogan, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:14, archived)

i'm assured that they're the new

pink-comic-sans-over-a-black-and-white-patterned-background-image

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lemony, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:16, archived)

indeed

they are

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SiX and his hat, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:17, archived)

this is my

attempt at working it out, not the original. I'm not insane tho. whats that mr rabbit, burn them all?

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SiX and his hat, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:14, archived)

its amazing what the disabled

can draw with a head dobber

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:13, archived)

i like this

for its innocence and its angst

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spacefish bong!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:13, archived)

I like that

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barnesy, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:21, archived)

I know......I know......another trip to Hull...........

(Leonardo Acropolis, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:09, archived)

pah

Jesus smells

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:11, archived)

How?

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:14, archived)

jamaica?

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:15, archived)

alaska ?

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spiny - things are looking up, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:16, archived)

ACENESS

SKILLNESS

(unkle77 Click sig for totally ambient tunes!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:11, archived)

biggest waste of 2 hours i've ever seen

woo to your anim though!

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rawr isn't really here., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:12, archived)

bzzzzzzzzzz

(Sigma5, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:07, archived)

put it in

her mouth next time...no wait.... thats a bit wrong... isnt it?

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SiX and his hat, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:13, archived)

very

but does that mean it shouldnt be done?

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:14, archived)

just why

is that wrong?

(bldcel, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:20, archived)

haha

he has oil too you know ;)

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rogan, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:14, archived)

woo! yay!

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:15, archived)

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