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[challenge entry] Quick & Dirty, but still.
(aden_nak, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:58, archived)
# Together we can
battle the evil terrorist pegs.

w/y!
(I helped save b3ta! froopyscot may have a prehensile cock, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:59, archived)
# 'tis good that
me likes :)
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:59, archived)
# Yay for that
I love battleships.

TJ: No newsletter today?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyBadger, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 19:00, archived)
# It's on the way around
some people have got it already...
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 19:02, archived)
# Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! HappyBadger, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 19:05, archived)
# I got it
about an hour ago, its really good today. Especially the Chernobyl photos and the dubdub things
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 19:06, archived)
# You sunk my battleship!
/simpsons
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 19:01, archived)
# I want some tequitos!
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 19:06, archived)
# you shenked my jenga ship!
/homsar
(norumbegan, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 19:06, archived)
# Woo!
(Duke Flipside Bidet to you, sir, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 19:02, archived)
# But still.
It works very well =)
(nan-demo, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 19:06, archived)
# D6!
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 19:07, archived)
# so in conclusion
terrorists,
terrorists,
911,
911,
pegs.

/bush

woot
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 19:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Straight to video

Thank God
(smoglane!, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:50, archived)
# peter was rather happy with his new balloon

(sndmn, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:43, archived)
# it is a fine baloon
(prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:46, archived)
# seconded
on both accounts...
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:49, archived)
# mysterious baloon
i wanna make love to you
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:48, archived)
# its an
adaptation.........

(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:50, archived)
# It reminds me of the worst summer ever...
So please...don't
(devilstick, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:50, archived)
# can i apply for the job
...........
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:52, archived)
# haha
of course. Interview at 7?

I'd like to offer you accomodation, a company car, extremely competitive wages, final salary pension and a 25% annual bonus. But i can't.
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:54, archived)
# well i've been living next to your bins for weeks now
so it'll be handy
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 19:05, archived)
[challenge entry]

click it to big it
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:43, archived)
# Hehe!
Classy.
Keep meaning to watch the original of that.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:48, archived)
# very witty indeed
Very nice then. Original, too.
(Mreek, Mon 15 Mar 2004, 17:14, archived)
[challenge entry] The sequel had a much smaller budget...
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:42, archived)
# gizmo likey
(arawn, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:45, archived)
# Yarrr!
Utter Woo of the forty second degree!

Never played it in my life though, what's the point of that game?
(ex-rat, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:46, archived)
# Not too sure.
Stab swords into barrel. One will make pirate 'Pop Out'. Don't know if that means you win, or lose though...
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:46, archived)
# Stabbing eh?
I'd say whatever happens, it's the pirate who loses
(ex-rat, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:42, archived)
# HOUPLARIFIC!
Top notch our kid
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:43, archived)
# Why aye lad,
uv bin doon that wun for agez.
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:44, archived)
# Thank u,
I live for the praise.
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:52, archived)
# hehe
have my 1st ever animation (from a while ago) for that one
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:45, archived)
# Muchos
grassy bum.
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:46, archived)
# de nada
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:47, archived)
# Ooooh yes!
Have an old compo entry as a woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:48, archived)
# Oh yesh!
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:51, archived)
# I did another one as well


because someone complained he didn't say yeah.

Some people have no sense of humour.

And I should know, we can smell our own!
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:54, archived)
# b3ta isketch
www.isketch.net/isketch.shtml
a picture:
(Corn Dog, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:40, archived)
# I might just do that
I haven't interesting to do

at the moment I'm just cruising through those chernobyl photos
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:42, archived)
# Heh!
Moyles accused Comedy Dave of using Lynx Poppadum the other day. The idea of Lynx Poppadum amused me.

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:43, archived)
# There
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:45, archived)
# thank you
;)
(Corn Dog, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:46, archived)
# OK, this is not safe for work
but its sooo good
mirrored.flabber.nl/boob.cursor/

enjoy
(prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:39, archived)
# hahahaha
i think its a GC tho'
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:41, archived)
# GC?
pls elaborate
(prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:45, archived)
# Glass cock,
of course.

\whistles
(generalname, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:48, archived)
# k, now im confused and
slightly aroused. mmmmmm, glass cock...

dribbling
(prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:50, archived)
# this might help you
www.4rthur.com/dict.php?letter=G

The rest of the dictionary is very useful too
(generalname, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:54, archived)
# GC = glasscock
It's b3tan for "it's been linked here before"
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:49, archived)
# sorry
glasscock, been up on B3ta before!

i know i've seen it before, but i could be wrong about b3ta! :o) still very good!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:49, archived)
# ta
not been around long enough to know. but, god, it was worth posting.

I bet lots of you will play with that for hours
(prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:53, archived)
# i sure will!
:o)

oh you mean the picture :o) hehehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 19:05, archived)
# C'est une robinet de verre
merci de toute façon
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:43, archived)
# It is a tap of glass thank you in any event
wot????
(prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:44, archived)
# i like the way the nipple stretches
before the rest of it moves

little GC though
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:48, archived)
# forgive my idiocy, but wtf is GC?
(prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:49, archived)
# glasscock

do a google search
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:50, archived)
# hm, turns out that GLASSCOCK
is a county in texas. ironic
(prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:51, archived)
#
www.milkthebridge.co.uk/glasscock/index.asp
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 19:02, archived)
[challenge entry] "What's that Skippy?"
"You don't like the f**king pink skipping rope handles!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:33, archived)
# Rated 18?
I think there may be a lot more than skipping going on in that film.


woot!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:38, archived)
# There's a lot of gore action at the Butcher's shop
Texas Chainsaw Masacre style
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:39, archived)
# so no young Liza Goddard prancing naked?





good!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:43, archived)
# There is still a slot left in the script
skipping isn't the most demanding of films so there's plenty of plot holes waiting to be filled.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:45, archived)
# as the actress said to the....
you get the idea.

(...:
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:47, archived)
# Kangaroo's are notoriously randy
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:41, archived)
# jump you miserable aussie bastard!!!!


sorry
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:38, archived)
# yay
poor k-g-roo
(sndmn, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:44, archived)
# Not me personally


It was James, Francis and Tom.
I watched though
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:29, archived)
# catherine zeta jones??
(Leah, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:31, archived)
# send it to graham norton!
he used to loads of jokes about czj!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:39, archived)
# hehehehehe
could a zombie cum??? he probably couldnt do it to hard as he might pull it off!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:31, archived)
# that's very woo
minor TJ: I am a pretty laid back chap, and very rarely get angry with people on message boards these days, but this is what happened this afternoon: http://www.b3ta.com/board/2869841

I counted to 10 and everything, but I just could not get this out of my system, may this be a warning to you all (I just had to have my last penneth worth)
(I helped save b3ta! Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:32, archived)
# what did you get angry with then??
what i hate is trolls!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:34, archived)
# then you should wait
until the time passes and you are safe.
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:40, archived)
# I just hate it when they jump up from under bridges!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:43, archived)
# that's what I mean
I rose to the bait, I got so angry over such a minor thing, and had to have the last word with the guy, had to be correct, it was a perfect act of trolling, they won, I lost
(I helped save b3ta! Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:43, archived)
# jsut ignore them
they usually go away!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:48, archived)
# Hide
and seek?
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:35, archived)
# that was pretty mild compared to this reaction
www.b3ta.com/board/2870134


Read the last main reply its funny
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:24, archived)
# Am I missing something?
I don't get it.
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:26, archived)
# he cant reach the 40
on the buttons inside the lift
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:27, archived)
# waaaaaaaaaaay too subtle for a Friday night.
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:28, archived)
# :o(
sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:28, archived)
# it took
me a while,

he must get even more pissed off when the lift breaks down though
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:30, archived)
# hehehe
that'd be a bitch!

love your name!! The hitchhiker books are great!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:31, archived)
# wouldnt it just

they are good

not read them in years though. i have 12hours to kill on a flight in august so i plan to read them then
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:35, archived)
# i read them about 6 years ago!
but they were great! i love the begining of the first book!

"hmmmm yellow" etc :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:37, archived)
# well how about you just pretend he's lay there
...
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:39, archived)
# can he not reach
the emergency button either?
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:32, archived)
# no
his arms are fake

(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:33, archived)
# plastic arm
enlargements you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:34, archived)
# exactly correct

he has a midget in a satchel on the back of his chair that fetches his meals for him
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:36, archived)
# my friends got one of those
but he uses it for far different reasons!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:38, archived)
# please elaborate
...
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:39, archived)
# he collects his mail and spanks him when hes bad!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:47, archived)
# it was about as subtle
as a hit off a bong!
(prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:42, archived)
# okay maybe its just funny to me!
i thought he just would be able to reach the buttons!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:28, archived)
# trust me
it was funny.
(prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:43, archived)
# the ability to stand
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:40, archived)
# Okay.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:26, archived)
[challenge entry] note the eyes. i think i did a lovely job on the eyes, although they are somewhat subtle.

cfb
(Corn Dog, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:23, archived)
# i would
woo!
(DragonSkiz, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:25, archived)
# "
(Duke Flipside Bidet to you, sir, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 19:00, archived)
# arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg kill it
kill it hard
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:25, archived)
# Lesbian wet dream.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:28, archived)
# Yeah
First thing I thought when I saw it was "gosh look at those eyes."

(May not be 100% true :-)

What was the game, tongue twisters?
(I helped save b3ta! Heavy_P What goes in here?, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:39, archived)
# Another attempt
At animating something funny.


(My balls, Your chin, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:21, archived)
# Hehe!
I like that.

And may I say, that's a charming username you've got.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:22, archived)
# thanks
I try :-)
(My balls, Your chin, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:23, archived)
# :)
What font did you use for that, btw?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:25, archived)
# its called
LibertysHand.

(My balls, Your chin, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:30, archived)
# is it by any chance
a Snot lyric?
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:42, archived)
# Yay, it worked
and on another note, the b3ta newsletter just plopped into my mailbox
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:24, archived)
# got nothing in mine
not on th front page either

ah well

nice pic btw
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:26, archived)
# jimturner99
yak documentary got in
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:27, archived)
# over my head that


i'll wait till it plops into my box
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:37, archived)
# It would have been nicer if
it wasn't originally an idea from "Rejected".
(roomproject, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:28, archived)
#
www.bitterfilms.com/
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:50, archived)
# oh my
you have the greatest user name ever!
(i watch the cars, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 8:25, archived)
[challenge entry] They came from above

(crackdog, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:20, archived)
# WOW!
HARD CORE!!!!!

LOOK AT THE GRAPHICS!!!!?????
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:34, archived)
# Shit game to film conversions is it?
This must have been done right?
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:19, archived)
# It's not funny but it's true!
(Corn Dog, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:21, archived)
# hahahahaha
thats good!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Not exactly a game, more a pastime for some...


edit: Now with improved rhyming!
(I helped save b3ta! superbabyproject, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:16, archived)
# i would
her of course

not smell it i mean.

well it depends on what "it" is.
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:18, archived)
# Having short forearms
was always the downside to being a dinosaur
(I helped save b3ta! ed.ge is drunk again in the rhododendrons, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:15, archived)
# Hehe!
I watched that documentary last night too :)
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:17, archived)
# I'm not feeling very fluffy
(I helped save b3ta! randomwarrior long time no post, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 18:14, archived)

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