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Grrrrr.

(JMas, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:21, archived)

Doesn't work for me...

...yes, I'm very droll.

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Malchick, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:23, archived)

I only logged on

'cos I couldn't sleep. Saw Tronman (b'low) and noticed something scary about his love-spuds.

Now I may never sleep again.

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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:18, archived)

hmmmmm

nope, me neither *quivers*

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lemony, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:21, archived)

he looks rather worryingly proud..

(cheapstudent, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:22, archived)

Well I s'pose

it makes a change from the usual "baby's arm holding an apple" boast.

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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:23, archived)

Eeek !!

I shall dream of that tonight (you bastard !)

:¬)

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:21, archived)

Sighting!

While driving up Rt 81 in Pennsylvania, just north of Scranton, I was passed by a convertible with the following New York State license plate:

WOO

And that's the truth!

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Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:06, archived)

I once saw Terry Venables

at Knutsford services.

I think that has you beat, hands down.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:07, archived)

My art teacher used to jam with Jarvis Cocker.

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:08, archived)

I ate some jam once

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:09, archived)

I bumped into Nicky WIre in tescos but grabbed him before he finsihed falling backwards.

Then when i was at the till, her was at another till furhter down, and the woman serving me said "He used to come shopping here all teh time, but I havent seen him for ages*, at which point she spotted he had a Sainsburys' carrier bag that he was putting his shopping in, and the till woman said in one of the most bitter voices I've ever heard, as if she'd been seriously betrayed "atleast now I know where he;'s been going instead".

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:12, archived)

Happy second birthday!

I still say your "weapon of choice" is one of the best things I've ever seen on here, and if you remember I was privelidged to have a sneak preview. Happy days.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:14, archived)

nah, i say SFN should be cained up somewhere making wooyays as his are invariably a bit ace

happy b3taday monsieur la ninja

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lemony, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:15, archived)

I 'll combine these two posts and say that

SFN should be chained up somewhere mking more fantastic things like Weapon of choice.

oh, and happy b3ta day

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Or is it?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:17, archived)

I'm not sure if that's a compliment or a threat.

And on a related note, I've just realised I've started doing an animation for Dont Stop Me Now bit by bit, which wasn't my original intention, see here if you haven't yet:
Floating in ecstacy
Mr Fahrenheit.gif
Rocket Ship on it's way to Mars

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:28, archived)

ooh

i'd only seen the burning one. that's all quite woo!

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Or is it?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:32, archived)

did Brian May write that one?

I heard it the other day and wondered about all the astronomy references.

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rob, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:51, archived)

According to several lyrics websites

it was ole freddie what wrote it.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:56, archived)

maybe he was trying to impress brian?

and get a bit of man telescope action?

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rob, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:04, archived)

It's a possibility

With all that hair, it'd give him something to hold on to.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:13, archived)

You are the new me

AICMFP

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:18, archived)

they had the technology

but they didn't want to spend too much

/family guy

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lemony, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:20, archived)

Ahhh Family Guy

I realise I haven't raided those DVDs for Woo Yay purposes yet, there's an idea.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:24, archived)

Thakn you too

I'm usually willing to put a bit more time and effort into a woo yay, as I get to use it repeatedly.
I just need a new idea is all...

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:18, archived)

I take all my ideas from b3ta,

which results in nice work, but 0% of newsletter inclusion.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:21, archived)

Kallus' kid made something which he posted yesterday

which gave me an idea, but I feel guilty for nicking something from a 21 month old kid.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:23, archived)

It's about right for this place though . .

Mentally :)

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:25, archived)

Cor, thank you.

In a month or two when my exams are passed, I should be able to get to work on something new, see if I can manage something that good again.
I've had so many ideas for other things to do in stick figure form, but I also want to try and do somethign in a different style (if i can just find another style I'm good at)

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:16, archived)

I'd love to do a collaboration

if we ever get the chance.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:17, archived)

When I've got the time I'd be up for it

another thing I tend to find is that I can do good things involving others work, helps be get "inspiration" as it were.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:20, archived)

My work is testament to that.

I need a good song or visual cue to go off on one and make something good.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:23, archived)

i hit danny from hear say on the head

with the remains of a hot dog.
at twickenham.

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Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:08, archived)

Good shot

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:09, archived)

Not really

considering the size of his head

(Skimo I got a front page 8 years ago, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:10, archived)

True . .

also depends on the distance though

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:14, archived)

from the top tier, it was

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Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:15, archived)

i once saw pat sharp at a train station

and saw bob holness eating a sandwich in the same day

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lemony, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:11, archived)

Wow !

your life is now complete . .

:¬)

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:12, archived)

Yessssss

But can you beat me with my hands up?

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Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:09, archived)

i saw Gary Mabbutt

with his wife and kid in Toys 'r' us....we stalked him....beat that

(Mr_Rense, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:09, archived)

b3ta.com/newsletter/issue131/

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:10, archived)

I read that as

We stalked and beat him . .

Most worrying :)

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:10, archived)

I was once almost hit by Peter Beardsley's car..

..Yes, he was driving it too

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:12, archived)

what terrible vehicle hit Peter beardsley though?

The Ford Uglyfucker?

(wowBOBwow, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:15, archived)

I saw Jackie Charlton in Safeways

buying Crunchy Nut Cornflakes.... The Shredded Wheat adverts were just a horrible lie.... the bastard.

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Tart Monkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:17, archived)

Also...

And I rode through the streets of Ocean City New Jersey this past Saturday in a lifeboat.. dressed as a bear.

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Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:11, archived)

wow

a CONVERTIBLE

(rotating bread, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:08, archived)

Am i meant....

....to be waiting fora picture or something?!

(Spence - The artist formerly known as Hintz, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:10, archived)

No.

Although you can if it'll make you feel better?

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:11, archived)

No photo

We were both moving along at 60 MPH (or faster)

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Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:12, archived)

it was a text only thread, waiting for a picture wuld be silly under the circumstances

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lemony, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:12, archived)

Here you go (reproduction (not sex))

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Malchick, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:19, archived)

where were you going to, while driving up 81 past scranton, PA?

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Or is it?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:12, archived)

Home

To lovely Solvay, NY

Home of

ME

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Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:13, archived)

oh. i thought it might be somewhere important

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Or is it?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:15, archived)

Nope

After all, I was coming back from where I was (see above)

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Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:16, archived)

hmm

Someone i know st the pub i work in once saved David Blunkett's life... he very nearly got off from the wrong side of the train at Doncaster station.

His dog was petrified apparently, clinging to the little bit of train outside the carriage door, then a fast train went through at warp speed.

Apparently he's rather regretful about it, what with Blunkett's present day quirks...

(cheapstudent, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:17, archived)

I once saw a bmw

with the plate "Allons-y"

Damn crafty french and their glass candy.

(Armer Farmer, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:17, archived)

sheer boredom...

(Morphindel, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:59, archived)

1.21 GIGAWATTS!?!?

Woo!

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:01, archived)

huzzah!

for 1.21 jigowatts!

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fishsticks, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:14, archived)

What a superb tshirt!

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:29, archived)

i want it!

where can i find it?

(Alex SLAMS, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:30, archived)

in my friend's

wardrobe.

I made it for him as a birthday present.

see also

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fishsticks, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:35, archived)

You

have to be one of the best friends ever!

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:58, archived)

hahaha

YOU LOON!!!

woo yay houpla

edit: is it anything like Buckaroo Banzai Across The 8th Dimension?

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:02, archived)

erm...

...no

(Morphindel, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:04, archived)

Buckaroo Banzai?

I just time slipped 18 years or something?

:)

(Smudger, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:04, archived)

i think

that you may have. just a bit ;)

(Morphindel, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:05, archived)

Twas a classic though . .

Amazing cast as well

www.imdb.com/title/tt0086856/

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:06, archived)

argh but...

John Lithgow. *covers eyes*

(Morphindel, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:07, archived)

Why are you covering John Lithgow's eyes?

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Malchick, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:08, archived)

hush you

¬¬

(Morphindel, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:09, archived)

*runs and hides in corner*

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Malchick, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:10, archived)

An interesting aside

John Lithgow was cast as Doc Brown but had to turn down the role because he was busy, and so Christopher Lloyd was brought in.
Thank god for business; I like Lithgow, but Lloyd is irreplacable.

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Malchick, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:13, archived)

ergh

John Lithgow annoys me too much. he has the biggest forehead in the world

(Morphindel, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:15, archived)

I believe that title actually belongs to Kelsey Grammer.

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Malchick, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:18, archived)

hmm

well then... dammit you're right

(Morphindel, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:19, archived)

John Lithgow rules

especially in 3rd Rock From The Sun

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:23, archived)

id agree with that

but he still bugs me

edit: time to turn in for the night, college tomorow

(Morphindel, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:26, archived)

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:05, archived)

haha

woo to that.. erm... woo-er

(Morphindel, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:06, archived)

Great Scot!

woo!

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Or is it?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:12, archived)

Seemed right at the time . .

but now I'm not so sure

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:50, archived)

Wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong

Wrong.

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Tart Monkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:52, archived)

sounds like your phone's broken!

edit: night all

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:58, archived)

reminds me of this

mensnewsdaily.com/images/misc/alanis-morissette.jpg

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rob, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:54, archived)

She's cut her hair.

Blimey.

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Tart Monkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:55, archived)

Being God in Dogma . .

makes Alanis untouchable though . .

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:55, archived)

didn't want to touch her in the first place

/obvious

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rob, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:56, archived)

What was the second place ?

/also obvious :)

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:57, archived)

Thankfully

it means she wont reproduce.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:57, archived)

keepin' it real

(wowBOBwow, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:56, archived)

It just occured to me...

...that although those photos are meant to be in different places, the wallpaper is exactly the same...
LIES! LIES AND DESPICABLENESSES!

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Malchick, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:57, archived)

Also in reality,

his knackers have shifted to the right.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:01, archived)

that's easily explainable

or don't you scratch your balls every 30 seconds?

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:04, archived)

no, I fondle them

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:05, archived)

cor!

*rubs thighs*

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lemony, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:56, archived)

hate to disagree

but that seems fine to me.

That bulge is distracting.

Where's the colostomy bag kept ?

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:56, archived)

In a pouch . .

on his back

(which proves helpful for his lumbago as well)

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:04, archived)

eeew

hehe you even added a shadow to the head :-)

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tweaknik, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:57, archived)

As they say ...

Spandex is a priviledge not a right

(wowBOBwow, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:58, archived)

Standards have to be maintained

:¬)

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:03, archived)

I know what brand of Amp I'd go for

First image for a while and first ever venture outside the world of the humble paintmash, please be kind

brians a bit light i feel and i can't get the lovely light working on this as it needs to be in RGB for that and everything turned green :( oh well its a start, using GIMP 2.0 btw, too cheap and lazy to get my hands on Photoshop

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:45, archived)

That's loud

this one goes up to 111!

(the funky gibbon, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:47, archived)

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DogHorse plop, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:00, archived)

you win

woo to your songs by the ways

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:03, archived)

Heh. Thanks.

Yay for your amp, by the way. How rude of me!

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DogHorse plop, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:04, archived)

i actually added sturdy girl to my

permanent play list, slipping in between michael jackson, david bowie and squarepusher is quite an achievement

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:07, archived)

Gibson SG

or possibly a Gretsch ?

/guitar trainspotter

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:07, archived)

actual space shuttle dial

*FACT*

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fishsticks, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:32, archived)

Ooh . .

retro NASA chic :)

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:42, archived)

Lovely ampage.

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Tart Monkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:48, archived)

Lovely big melons

An anim I just made.

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Malchick, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:44, archived)

well

i thought it was funny, woo you sir!

(Ruffgeezer back again like a bad smell., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:49, archived)

just one more skin graph, and ellie knew she'd be fit

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mongychops, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:40, archived)

graft?

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lemony, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:44, archived)

dont know

googled it and they had both

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mongychops, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:45, archived)

hmm

leslie ash pre-botox?

(Ruffgeezer back again like a bad smell., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:47, archived)

i've been emailed this link 3 times this evening

it's very good.
www.ibiblio.org/jmaynard/TRONcostume/

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rob, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:39, archived)

yes, it was posted earlier

~~frankly it graped my squildo to a certain degree~~

edited to protect the innocent

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lemony, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:40, archived)

you

sick sick puppy

(Ruffgeezer back again like a bad smell., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:46, archived)

haha! It is rather. I've seen that myself today.

Where does the editorial policy stand on the blowing up of large electrical equipment via the means of household chemical bombs?

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:40, archived)

our editorial policy is "funny or interesting"

err we haven't got a document saying

hoovers: yes
dysons: no
monkeys: only if they're wearing a hat

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rob, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:44, archived)

You haven't ?

I think that's an oversight :)

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:53, archived)

Aaaaargh !!

The body stocking !!
The body stocking !!
The body stocking !!

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:41, archived)

it's on the front page

of slashdot too ...

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spiny - things are looking up, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:41, archived)

slashdot

jeez, I'd forgotten that place exists
tried posting there once or twice but you can't move for the fricken egos...

not like this place, I like this place

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:44, archived)

i've never dared post of slashdot

but I still read it (almost) every day

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rob, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:45, archived)

just so long as you know i'm better than you in every possible way

then we're ok

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lemony, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:45, archived)

*grin*

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:49, archived)

blimey

i feel for his server

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lemony, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:45, archived)

you missed the bandwagon!

scroll back a few pages ;)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:42, archived)

I'm McFuckin'

Lovin' It

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lemonhead, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:02, archived)

did i hear pearoast?

(Catt What? well maybe.. yes?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:38, archived)

Yes.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:07, archived)

Just a matter of time.

(TmsT, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:36, archived)

sorry to TJ but:

i google for inspire me you cunt, the third entry amuses me muchly

www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=inspire+me+you+cunt

(Ruffgeezer back again like a bad smell., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:40, archived)

watching the Frank Sinatra/Tony Bennett thing tonight

Biggify

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:33, archived)

Woo

'education, education, education, so good they named it thrice'

(the funky gibbon, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:34, archived)

"Start spreading the woo's"

:¬)

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:35, archived)

hahahahahahahahahhahah etceterha !

etceterha ! etceterha !

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:36, archived)

hehe

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tweaknik, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:36, archived)

hahahaha

love it

(TmsT, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:37, archived)

Lovely.

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Tart Monkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:37, archived)

marvellous!

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mrRush, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:38, archived)

had a bit of a downer on these guys recently

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:43, archived)

HMMM...

I WONDER WHO THIS IS GOING TO BE?

/wip

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tweaknik, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:30, archived)

I HAVE NO IDEA

NO CLUE.
AT ALL.

its a bit woo

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:31, archived)

IS IT CAPTAIN BIRDSEYE ??

Woo :¬)

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:31, archived)

Rip Torn?

(the funky gibbon, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:31, archived)

Well, not who i think it is, because....

I'M BRIAN BLESSED!

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karatesausage, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:32, archived)

I always find the face the best bit.

Then I get bored doing the rest of 'em...

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Tart Monkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:37, archived)

i like doing the eyes/nose

because it adds so much to the pic

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tweaknik, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:41, archived)

Return of SturdyGirl!

She bagged a fathead on her last harpooning trip

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ProfHawking Lalalalala BANG!! Run! dammit, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:28, archived)

god she's sturdy

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Reverend Dan, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:29, archived)

sturdiest of them all

(Fellmeister, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:36, archived)

tis me on a stick

/why is it me on a stick?

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SolidGoldChimp, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:29, archived)

yeah

sorry bout that :P

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ProfHawking Lalalalala BANG!! Run! dammit, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:30, archived)

*gasp*

sturdy girl!

it's not often i say this but...

*fwap*

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mrRush, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:29, archived)

you are a baddie

ain't ya?

(Melgimp, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:53, archived)

I *heart* Sturdy Girl

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:29, archived)

gayer

(Fellmeister, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:37, archived)

....

is sturdy considered would-able round these parts or no???

(Mr_Rense, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:30, archived)

She's snap you in half boyo.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:31, archived)

...

oh, im up for anything....

(Mr_Rense, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:34, archived)

Ahh . .

but being crushed betwixt those thighs would be such a way to go . . .

:¬)

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:34, archived)

Yay !!

Oh sturdy girl
with your thighs as of the oaks
(erm, can't finish this . . )

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:30, archived)

Oh sturdy girl
with your thighs as of the oaks
give us a whirl
in your winter coats

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tweaknik, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:35, archived)

I could only think

of John Noakes :¬)

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:36, archived)

do you mean in general?

/worried :-)

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tweaknik, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:37, archived)

Only in terms

of completing the poem . .

:)

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:39, archived)

haha

how poetic of you!
see, u do have a softer side

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ProfHawking Lalalalala BANG!! Run! dammit, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:37, archived)

erm,

Clicky song!

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DogHorse plop, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:43, archived)

hehe

very good.
i'm in love. (with sturdy girl)

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tweaknik, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:49, archived)

Put my head in a microwave next!

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SolidGoldChimp, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:39, archived)

done

and doner
edit: actually, i cant b arsed tonight. 'night board!

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ProfHawking Lalalalala BANG!! Run! dammit, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:47, archived)

she's dweamy

*fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap*

*fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap*

*fwap* *fwap*

*fwap*

*fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap*

(jokubi, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:05, archived)

Agent 'Wolfie' Smith strikes!

sorry for pearoast, but board slowness compels me

(the funky gibbon, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:27, archived)

Sheamless . .

:¬)

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:28, archived)

I think..

That is the most seamless thing i've ever seen

(Catt What? well maybe.. yes?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:28, archived)

All this pearoasting... mind if I slip this in?

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:30, archived)

12 Angry Badgers by any chance?

4rthurian's will get that.

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Tart Monkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:36, archived)

When they think nobody is looking . . .

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:27, archived)

oi!

no fart jokes allo... *parp*... well, that shut me up.

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droogii why stay still when you can roll, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:28, archived)

Ahahahahaha

Ok I'm sleepy.
That caused me way to much laughter.
Woooooooooo

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:28, archived)

heh heh!

such a proud look.

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mrRush, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:32, archived)

It's the look . .

of pure joy (like when you flap the duvet after a nice curry . .)

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:33, archived)

i'll get an FP some day

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SolidGoldChimp, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:19, archived)

me too i hope

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Delete Me, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:20, archived)

hang on a minute

you've only been here 7 bastard days - i've been trying for nearly a year!

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Delete Me, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:23, archived)

yes but i have no patience

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SolidGoldChimp, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:24, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/3061094

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:24, archived)

a year? poor you

I got a fp after about 2 weeks, but then there are those bastards who get an fp on their first ever post...

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:26, archived)

hooray for super-bendy-ass-man!

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droogii why stay still when you can roll, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:20, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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Reverend Dan, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:20, archived)

Pfft!

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DogHorse plop, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:23, archived)

i think

your hat wanking song is the best thing ever.

not that i understand any of it, mind.

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mrRush, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:25, archived)

Thank you.

This may help - www.4rthur.com/dict.php?letter=H

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DogHorse plop, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:27, archived)

hey mr horse

have you emailed me?

If so can you do it again - I haven't got it.

edit: re this
b3ta.com/board/3053839

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rob, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:26, archived)

On a semi-related matter

did you enjoy the doghorse collaboration I mailed you this afternoon?

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:29, archived)

glasscock

er.. not a phrase I use often..

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rob, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:30, archived)

eh?

I only made it last night, so that's some achievement....

Do we have crossed wires here, or has the whole thing been done before?

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:32, archived)

no no

i'd just been looking at it via the 4rthur link log

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rob, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:33, archived)

ah,

with you now.

*goes back to sleep*

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:34, archived)

anyway - yeah it's cool

but as you said it's a bit inward looking for a newsletter thingie

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rob, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:35, archived)

I thought as much.

One day I'll take my inspiration from somewhere other than my computer screen...

*edit* Although I'm happy with (sort of) headlining last weeks, you could have spelt my name right... (/edit*

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:37, archived)

sorry about that

that'll teach me to add something 2 minutes before sending the newsletter

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rob, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:40, archived)

Aha! I thought I had.

I tried sending to b3ta / btinternet.com - is this address OK?

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DogHorse plop, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:29, archived)

yeah - that's the one

try again. Really - my email is fucked. I have to put my spam filter on max and it kills a lot of genuine mail.

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rob, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:31, archived)

Done.

If it's still not working I can put it here or 4rthur you or something.

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DogHorse plop, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:33, archived)

cool

*presses send / receive*
*presses send / receive*
*presses send / receive*

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rob, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:34, archived)

*presses send / receive*

*presses send / receive*

hmmm....

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rob, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:37, archived)

It said:

I was thinking:
Bukkake Song
Observations on Time Travel (censored version)
another if necessary - take your pick or I might debut something.
Is 3 enough/too much?
(The Bukkake song hasn't actually got any swear words in it - your filthy mind added them.)

(and my mobile number, which I can 4rthur you.)
What do I/we need to bring - just the guitars (I'll do it with an acoustic to keep it simple) or anything else?

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DogHorse plop, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:40, archived)

just acoustic guitars will be perfect

tamborines / kazoos etc can be fun too.

3 songs is the right amount too.

Bukakke er... Remind me of the lyrics again?

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rob, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:42, archived)

I like bukkake (x7)

I'm a lacky for your love

I like it funky, you like it spunky (x3)
I'm a funky spunky junkie for your love

Ooh, bukkake (x2)

In Nagasaki they like bukkake (x7)
In Nagasaki they go spacky for your love

We like bukkake (x8)

(Does 'spunky' cause problems?)

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DogHorse plop, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:47, archived)

spunky might be a problem

er.. you like it chunky?

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rob, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:49, archived)

Chunky it is.

If he can get the day off work, I should be bringing a guitar-wielding accomplice.

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DogHorse plop, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:53, archived)

brillopads

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rob, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:55, archived)

Invasion of the Northern monkeys.

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DogHorse plop, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:57, archived)

Now that is a good idea.

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:23, archived)

good lord!

what a lovely arse he has.

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mrRush, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:23, archived)

That's great!

Try posting 10,000 messages of shite, then tossing out a weak joke in 3 minutes flat. Worked for me.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:24, archived)

did you know that the sunday sport

have printed your martine mclutchson (sp?) story in todays edition?
word for word from your profile.

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spiny - things are looking up, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:39, archived)

Really?

That's great! hahaha!

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:45, archived)

thats a

SUPERWOO!!

and what a toned oiled ass...
odd considering his job is to sit on it

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ProfHawking Lalalalala BANG!! Run! dammit, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:32, archived)

Goodnight all!

Pearoast before bed

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Delete Me, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:14, archived)

Night!

While we're doing it..

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:18, archived)

nicely

done.

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mrRush, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:39, archived)

night! my turn!

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mrRush, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:21, archived)

haha

thats ace!

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Delete Me, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:21, archived)

and

it gives me an idea - cliche chess!

nobody steal it you cunts!

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Delete Me, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:22, archived)

Dooooh, that's good

Must be a bit difficult to tell which pieces belong to which player tho
/pedant

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GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:22, archived)

pah!

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mrRush, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:26, archived)

genie arse

woo

(Mr_Rense, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:29, archived)

I'm reposting this

In order to tell you that everybody should see Shaun of the dead, and that i am going to bed
and because i want to:)

(smoglane!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:12, archived)

i agree on both counts

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Reverend Dan, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:13, archived)

yes

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:14, archived)

Fancy meeting you here.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:14, archived)

hey

anders

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Reverend Dan, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:19, archived)

gayer

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:25, archived)

Seeing as we're reposting.

Watch my new flash movie, you bastards.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:14, archived)

Hahahahahaha

and while we're at it:
Flash

or you can look at the gif whilst playing the mp3

(Pelle ghola, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:18, archived)

Yay!

Big hugs all round!
(Sorry)
Btw, is it just me or is there a scary face in the field?
Over on the right, between the trees and bushes...

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GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:18, archived)

fucking right

WWW.SUPERMOOREISABENDER.COM

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Reverend Dan, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:20, archived)

Yeah,

because that needs the extra traffic and all...

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:23, archived)

now that

is chuffing excellent

(lo.tech, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:25, archived)

I saw it today.

And it doth rock. ROCK I SAY!
Nice 'napple.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:47, archived)

get them while they are young

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sinisterduck, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:07, archived)

Flavor Flav !!

What ever happened to him ?

Woo :)

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:08, archived)

He died as a result of his

dodgy ticker.

(the funky gibbon, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:12, archived)

That child looks rather slack-jawed....

Woo hill-billy kids!

actually, best not....

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:11, archived)

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