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# Dr Shipman loved the *youth in Asia*
Loving it loving it loving it..
(Halfcircle, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:37, archived)
# Is murder
"enforced euthanasia"?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:38, archived)
# Just like rape
is "Suprise Sex"
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:39, archived)
# snigger

i use that phrase now as well
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:42, archived)
# Oh crap.
I can't believe I laughed at that.*


*Yes I can.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:42, archived)
# he only liked old people

FACT
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:39, archived)
# "liked old people"...
in the same way that Dahmer liked people.
(Halfcircle, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:44, archived)
# I'm sorry...



/edit - I hope I never have to cut out those hands EVER again.....
(I helped save b3ta! fakker, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:37, archived)
# Euuuukkkk!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:38, archived)
# arf - eww - arf - ewww
wooo-euurrgghhhh!
(JcmS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:40, archived)
# Hoop
La
(Jenska, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:54, archived)
# If it's really needed i use this safer version
dunno who dunnit
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:41, archived)
# 'Ray for Goatse-flavoured breakfast products.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:43, archived)
# Check one two.
(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:34, archived)
# Had to .....
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:34, archived)
# Not real
No bridge, no helicopter

Edit: Sorry Forget the woosomeness-ness
(udlras, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:36, archived)
# Still good, though.
Woo
(Indole Ring, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:36, archived)
# only
a matter of time before it was done!!

woo for yoo!
(I helped save b3ta! fakker, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:36, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:37, archived)
# Those crappy album covers
I wasn't playing the last time the board visited them, but I always thought they'd got two of 'em the wrong way round.

Originals
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:29, archived)
# hello all
had my end of probation meeting at work
the silly twunts took me on full time
YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:30, archived)
# Probation?
You been in jail?
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:30, archived)
# had a 6 month probationary thing at work before they agreed
a permanant contract
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:31, archived)
# your sarcasm alert failed to go off...
ne'er mind. Glad it went well.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:33, archived)
# sorry it's the excitement
plus it's someones b'day so i have a cream bun
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:34, archived)
# bun

*snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:36, archived)
# Oh your back
*dusts off mostly harmless, removes tinky-winky handbag and mininskirt from him hands him over*
All yours

Edit. Good for you
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:34, archived)
# thats my stuff
!!
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:35, archived)
#
/jealous
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:38, archived)
# I was just making you look nice
for summat.honest
you dont want him to know what you get up to when he is not here do you?
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:38, archived)
# i saved the thread earlier
so i know
you hussy!

*pulls hair*
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:39, archived)
# Finds some of the jelly from the other day
Throws it at summat.
Direct hit.

(you did what???)
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:41, archived)
# i kept the thread open
from earlier
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:42, archived)
# You were spying on mostly
Heh heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:43, archived)
# see what i mean

the little git just won't give me privacy!!
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:45, archived)
# Well
look what you were doing when his back was turned
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:46, archived)
# i like to express myself sometimes

thats all
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:51, archived)
# good point

we'll keep that one between us shall we
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:40, archived)
# what numpties

i might post my shitty pic soon now your back
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:31, archived)
# YAY!
i made one too
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:33, archived)
# you first

then mine will be less embarassing
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:34, archived)
# no
it's your turn
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:39, archived)
# Might as well repost my effort
(Indole Ring, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:34, archived)
# Well done you!
Now go and put the kettle on for christ's sake!
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:32, archived)
# will do
*click*
do you want a biccy?
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:33, archived)
# Gayest thing ever!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:30, archived)
# THE MOST IMPORTANT THING EVER
porktornado.diaryland.com/albumcover.html

i have made contact with Devastatin Dave and am giving him space on my server to put up mp3s!
100 percent true!

go and look for yourself!!!!!
www.recklessrecords.biz
(I helped save b3ta! Ronny Morocco, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:31, archived)
# Woo to Devastatin Dave!
Good stuff there.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:36, archived)
# It doesn't look like they need permission to touch
they're already doing it

Seamless background by the way - woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:31, archived)
# mom!
look what the nice man gave me!
(radja, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:27, archived)
# All aboard...
Express to Hull
(udlras, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:29, archived)
# pwned
blode?
(Joeforking, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:30, archived)
# Tres jolie!
Shamon!

Kid: Tonight Matthew I'm going to be... Michael Jackon.

Matthew: Can you feel it?

Kid: I can, but it'll cost yer.
(microsaulxp, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:31, archived)
# Giant Bee gets you chix0rs
I was walking down the street in my spiffing Giant Bee shirt the other day only to be accosted by some girl who yelled out 'BLODE!' at me. Apparently it makes me cool.
(Tallywhacker the aussie spacker, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:21, archived)
# Blode?
That's something to do with fat chicks...
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:22, archived)
# *snigger*

no thats chip's
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:23, archived)
# Giant Bee or Chips?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:24, archived)
# Giant Bee or Chips?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:26, archived)
# Stop that
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:28, archived)
# Daddy.
(Elusive Squirrel, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:28, archived)
# donkeys
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:26, archived)
# look out!
your apostrophe is making a run for it
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:26, archived)
# What
is it with him and his extraneous apostrophe'''''s?
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:27, archived)
# extraneous apostrophe's what?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:28, archived)
# wha?
I was referring to Mostly Harmless.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:31, archived)
# You're so cool
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:22, archived)
# I know
I wish I was like him.

Instead I have a girlfriend.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:24, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:25, archived)
#
poor sod
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:25, archived)
# apparently
you have a stalker.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:23, archived)
# i've told you i've stopped all that
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:24, archived)
# Wow
that makes you the coolest thing EVER*.

*may not be entirely true
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:23, archived)
# Blode?
must'a missed that one, anyone care to fill me in (not in that way)

A-Splode - yes
Blode.. ?

(Elusive Squirrel, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:23, archived)
# www.rathergood.com
"You'll never leave...", etc, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:29, archived)
# She wants to give you
a blode job!
(Indole Ring, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:24, archived)
# That's nothing
I went out naked except for a balaclava through a playground and some girl shouted "NONCE!"
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:24, archived)
# Arf!
Nonce!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:25, archived)
# Only the one...?
They're getting lazy.
(udlras, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:26, archived)
# hehe
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:26, archived)
# did you have pants on?
also regarding Fat Cat, he worked at the same place as me, post kiddie entertaining, and was sacked for touching up a mong. 100% fact
(peewee13, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:26, archived)
# She may have been referring to my opinion of Matrix: Revolutions
It blowed.
(Kimbo, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:28, archived)
# gosh
you really are cool
*faints*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:28, archived)
# I got blode by a chick once
when I were a lad.
(Joeforking, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:29, archived)
# There must be several million people
who immediately thought of this on seeing Google today.

(Joeforking, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:18, archived)
# I didn't,
and I'm glad you did!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:21, archived)
# hehe woo that
original should have been a worm
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:22, archived)
# Woo! Nicely done.
Today is my birthday, too!
(Indole Ring, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:23, archived)
# Happy birthday!
Are you having cake?
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:24, archived)
# I had some doughnuts.
Mmmmmmm ... doughnuts!
(Indole Ring, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:26, archived)
# HAPPILY
BIRTHADAY!!
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:30, archived)
# Yippee!
I'm 43 today. Oh well, it's better than being 53 I suppose.
(Indole Ring, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:33, archived)
# Happy Birthday!
I demand cake.
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:25, archived)
# You can have
a doughnut
(Indole Ring, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:28, archived)
# Yay!
Tar very much.

*BURP!*
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:28, archived)
# appy burpday!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:25, archived)
# fank you!
(Indole Ring, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:28, archived)
# congrats
did you get any fresh kittens?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:31, archived)
# I have some on back order
Depends on the homeowner's permission, though. I have some old kittens at the place I own, which is a long way away. It all gets quite complicated.
(Indole Ring, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:33, archived)
# arf
I will always love that fish
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:31, archived)
# aaaaaaaahahahahhahah
on www.whoisthatwithjeremy.com in pictures 1 i found the most hillarious thing i've ever seen in the universe, *ahem* and quote, "I was so excited to meet Clifford, I can't even describe it! He really is a Big Red Dog!! My dog Scooter was very scared of Clifford, but I just laughed and laughed. I can't wait till I am big enough to read Clifford's books. (Or at least have mommy or daddy read them to me!)"
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:14, archived)
# Okay
a) Get out more
b) Post it in the relevant thread instead of starting a new one
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:17, archived)
# ah, while you're there...
I recieved your dwarf maradonna in a mail today too...
(Doogal, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:18, archived)
# Oooh,
I'm just like Claire Swire!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:19, archived)
# Me too...
twice!

Great pic though. There was even a joke on Xfm using the same concept this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:21, archived)
# Which presenter?


/calls lawyer
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:22, archived)
# padapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapada
BANZAI!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:18, archived)
# something like this?

I don't really feel this aggressively towards threadwasters, sorry
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:20, archived)
# i like to think of it as:
you don't need to post a pic in a new post, but for the love of god whatever you post make sure it'll be interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:22, archived)
# luvverly
(peewee13, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:23, archived)
# possible
GC, but some fairly whacky pics here!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:20, archived)
# one way ticket please
(I helped save b3ta! bounder not here that often, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:13, archived)
# Dedication....
Hell hath no fury - but it will have "Bounder of Adventure"
(JcmS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:14, archived)
# McWhirter come back
and you, yes you with the trumpet, dedication and cancer, puff up and play us
something rousing....
(Elusive Squirrel, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:17, archived)
# ... and facist
he'd like that
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:19, archived)
# That took me too long.
*belms*

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:19, archived)
# grooooaaannnn

me too
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:21, archived)
# I still dont
I feel like an idiot
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:23, archived)
# moris mcwhirter died the other day
famous for creating the guiness book of records and being on 'record breakers' tv show, with roy castle.
(hazey, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:25, archived)
# norris McWhirter
Mr Guinness book of records himself. brown bread.

who's this idiot you're feeling
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:25, archived)
# Some random man
that was doing his dissertation.
He fed me sugar.
He is nice.
I need to read the news more.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:27, archived)
# ok......

*calls asylum*

she's at it again you know!!
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:29, archived)
# At what?
The nice man shared his tablet with me.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:31, archived)
# feeling idiots
and perving at ugly women in mini-skirts.

and imagining me dressed as tinky winky

and taking drugs off strangers
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:33, archived)
# Not perving
I was going yuck.
Not drugs...Boiled sugar
As for the idiots well...
and the tinkywinky thing is your own fault.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:37, archived)
# sorry dear
:O(
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:38, archived)
# Its fine
Getting drugs off strange men is a bad idea anyways.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:40, archived)
# Oh, that's mean - now that I get it.
Actually, I thought he was already dead. But that was his identical twin brother though, I think. Or a rehersal.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:24, archived)
# oh
I might ask my twin brother if he can do the rehearsal for my death ...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:30, archived)
# hahahaha
that is brilliant..... :)
(hazey, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:21, archived)
# After Ron resigned he was offered a new Job
(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:12, archived)
# Red
X
(udlras, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:14, archived)
# it's not a

wo0
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:14, archived)
# I can see the piccy
What bout youse guys???

Fussox
(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:16, archived)
# make your group public?
maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! bounder not here that often, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:17, archived)
# Will do Bounder
:)
(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:19, archived)
# i been waiting to see that
not that pic specifically but that hummus laden idea.
Russian parcel delivery firm..
(Elusive Squirrel, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:19, archived)
# Redex
(JcmS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:17, archived)
# ewwww
& woo
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:25, archived)
# almost
(peewee13, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:20, archived)
# did you photoshop that at all?
oh. yes. yes you did. seamless.
(the original woodsman, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:21, archived)
# I thought that was Ken Livingstone
for a second...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:25, archived)
# Arrrgh ... hideous album covers

pointless face swapping required



Originals here ...

(wtf is that "Let me touch him" all about??!!)

(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:09, archived)
# Aaaargh!
lock them away!
(I helped save b3ta! Nonetheless, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:11, archived)
# The one at the bottom
Looks better after teh face swap.
or am I the only one that thinks that?
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:14, archived)
# I thought that too
and the one at the back ...

er ... getting on to dodgy ground there ...
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:15, archived)
# I agree
on both counts.
Just say its a ladyboy...which is technicaly correct.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:20, archived)
# Woo to face swaps! :)
(Smudger, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:19, archived)
# Yikes
I thought you had shopped the big hair in the middle, but it is for real!
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:22, archived)
# Just discovered the highly w00some....
www.whiteninjacomics.com
(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:04, archived)
# Welcome to the internet
Enjoy your stay
(udlras, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:04, archived)
# I prefer
Chopping Block myself. :)
(Small Beer, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:09, archived)
# That's actually rather entertaining
Is it glasscock? Dunno. It has, however, diverted me for a few minutes, bringing me ever closer to my inevitable death while pointlessly wasting the few precious years I have been allotted, and for that I thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:15, archived)
# Another *shocking* diana pc
Whos the daddy?
(Halfcircle, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:03, archived)
# Vacant
posession?
(Smudger, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:04, archived)
# Where are the grainy photocopied pics anyway ?
I've check www.cbs.com - you'd think they'd be on the front page
(G-Funk, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:23, archived)
# HA HA
What's with the 'Image Stolen from B3TA on the fp?
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:05, archived)
# that's when UKdragon isn't working properly *

*i think...
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:06, archived)
# Ah - that'll be it.
I wondered if it might have been a witty comment - like someone on B3TA made the images that were shown last night. I went all cryptic about it.

Eventually I spazzed out - though i've recovered somewhat now.
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:07, archived)
# I discovered
that my "Filtergate" spozz-blocker was feckin' it up. Allowed "dragonuk.com" through my privacies (matron!) and all was lovely*

*that made no sense at all
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:09, archived)
# Hot Strap-on action!!
Ahem...
(I helped save b3ta! 4838 Let the man go through, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:05, archived)
# and erm....
yes, she does have a mullet
(Halfcircle, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:07, archived)
# And probably a beard to!
(I helped save b3ta! Dogme, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:13, archived)
# yum
try www.royalfannylickers.org
(peewee13, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:30, archived)
# Its not like he kept it a secret
Big Ron's KKK Army
(drydo, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:02, archived)
# hooray for football themes
hehe
(paolodi, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:04, archived)
# 5star
yours is much bettererer than mine! send yours to football365.com they'll love it
(paolodi, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:07, archived)
# Someone should do a picture of Big Ron with a Hitler moustache.
(I helped save b3ta! Dogme, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:12, archived)
# nah
someone should just do him with a dirty sanchez moustache
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:16, archived)
# hahah
ahah
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:16, archived)
# hehe
yay that
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:25, archived)
# tweenies new signing...



The tweenies have been globetrotting yet again, in attempts to sign another cast member.
(paolodi, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:01, archived)
# the one on the left is Leslie Ash
is she the new one then?
(JcmS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:02, archived)
# Ron's recording career ends with a blow and no severance pay
(Smudger, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:57, archived)
# Is he now featuring on Futurama?
woo
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:00, archived)
# hahaha

ning!

booked a ticket to brazil this morning, going to check out office space
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:03, archived)
# Brrrrrrrraaaaaaaazzzzziiiiiiiiillllllllll!
woo *packs suntan oil*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:08, archived)
# i'm stopping off at new zealend on the way back if you fancy that

instead
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:11, archived)
# :)
;)
(Smudger, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:03, archived)
# I posted this yesterday:
www.b3ta.com/board/3074037

And got this reply back today:

"Rick-

Thanks for the picture of me and Michael Jackson. My momy, daddy and I found it to be very very funny- I pooped in my diaper when I saw it!

Hope you like the site and hope you pass it along to all of your friends-

Your Pal,

Jeremy"
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:57, archived)
# Hurrah!
at least he's got a sense of hummus

Edit: Though he still writes as if he's THE FUCKING BABY!!!
(JcmS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:58, archived)
# Shall I sent this post to the magic donkey
FOr the "what happened next" thing?

What's the best e-mail address?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:08, archived)
# I'd try
[email protected]

Edit: Or [email protected] if your cheeky
(JcmS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:12, archived)
# Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:15, archived)
# That is worrying...
Maybe you should report them to the nspcc for treating their child like a photo opp.
(udlras, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:58, archived)
# woo thats good!
yay 4 you!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:59, archived)
# that is actually
quite a cool reply
(if you factor out the vomit-inducing look who's talking style)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:00, archived)
# maybe the kid
is a genetically enhanced uberbaby who IS running his own website... like Stewie in Family Guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:02, archived)
# Long Live Stewie
(JcmS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:04, archived)
# Sends off mine...
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:04, archived)
# *laughs herself sick*
Do it!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:06, archived)
# Heheh
Great idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:08, archived)
# Inspired!!!
Lousie Woowaa!
(microsaulxp, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:26, archived)
# Cruel, cruel, cruel.
You're a sicko (which is a compliment BTW).

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:27, archived)
# Beaver Las Vegas!!
Chump Manbear's Cousin?

"I bet my lodge on lucky 13"
It's the bloke on the right but i can't quite see it...Sharpen line forty-eight between twenty point twenty-seven
(JcmS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:44, archived)
# Cilla Black???
Woo!
(Gype, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:46, archived)
# arf!
well spotted
(Karoma, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:47, archived)
# Tarra ,
WoodChuck!

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:50, archived)
# groan
:)
(garfi3ld, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:03, archived)
# Tj: what ever happend to the guy who bet everything?
Did he win or lose?

If he lost what does he do now?
(udlras, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:49, archived)
# he "won"
who cared?bah!
if anyone put everything they owned on the line like that,not in front of cameras-they'd be branded a loser-gambler...pfft.
(Karoma, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:50, archived)
# the twunt won
dammit
(JcmS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:50, archived)
# Realy?
Fuck.
I was so hoping he would lose it all.
Just for being a daft cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:51, archived)
# aye
i'd say most were.

i flicked through channels,saw it by chance-who was the hyper blonde behind him? hope she knew him well....fs.....grrrr.... *TwItcH*
(Karoma, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:53, archived)
# Amazed at that..
I am guessing they were hoping he would lose so that they could run a 24 episode bunch of arse with that guy wallowing around in his own self pity.

Still, be better than Kirsty's home video's
(Doogal, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:52, archived)
# agreed
erm,Dougal is it not?
(Karoma, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:54, archived)
# personal
preference, artistic licence, call it what you will :)
(Doogal, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:05, archived)
# i think i'll call it
...a mistake :p
(Karoma, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:07, archived)
# works for me!
but its sticking dammit!


/adamant
(Doogal, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:09, archived)
# I'd like to see
some of Kirsty's home video's. I'd like to star in a few myself.
*fwap* *fwap* *fwap*
(Gype, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:54, archived)
# jeepers!
Where did you get that from!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:00, archived)
# Searched for 'Beaver' (ooer)
and found...
www.zoobileezoo.com/billder.htm
(JcmS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:07, archived)

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