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# A minimalist skinhead..
Skinimanlist if you will.
2.000 tons of TNT!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:19, archived)
# woo
needs minimalist red doc martins
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:20, archived)
# Splendid!
He believes in nothing!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Nonetheless, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:21, archived)
# thats a nihilst
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:22, archived)
# But if you're a nihilist
you believe in nihilism, which makes you not a nihilist, surely?
*head explodes*
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:25, archived)
# Maybe you're acutely aware of it's existence
but don't really care but it sounds better than working. Therefore, you don't believe in it but practice it?

Or am I talking arse?
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:28, archived)
# Hmmm.....
I'll go for arse. It's easier than trying to think about it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:30, archived)
# yes!
a nihilist, yes! Very good!
(I helped save b3ta! Nonetheless, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:27, archived)
# Das is gut, ya,
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:22, archived)
# Woo!
He doesn't look too threatening.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:23, archived)
# MTV cribs - 80ies edition
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:19, archived)
# Gonna have to face it you're addicted to worms!
Ha ha ha ha that am woo, one way ticket to hull for you, my friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:21, archived)
# Don't you open that
trapdoor...
woo
(Hibbyz Erm, what do I do with this then?, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:23, archived)
# and another
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:33, archived)
[challenge entry] They renamed it Stalingrad Square
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:18, archived)
# that's excellent.
Super perspective shoppage.
(I helped save b3ta! Baron von Twuntenstein, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Pinko Scum!
(I helped save b3ta! teknohippy Arghhhhh!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:17, archived)
# woo.
very subtle, i was reading through the challenge to see what text you changed, it took me a minute to twig that the logo had changed
(alexnessie \o/., Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:19, archived)
# thankyou for pointing that out
I was about to flame*


*may contain less than 58% fact
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:20, archived)
# Well spotted
I couldn't get it
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:20, archived)
# First thing I noticed, actually.
Woo anyway!
(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 1:28, archived)
# Shirley
in that dimension they'd ask "what would have happened if thouse yankee pig-dogs had won the war?"

/pedant

edit: obviously said in a brummie accent there. sorry.
(Obi Wan Jonobi, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:23, archived)
# subtlty
to the extreme
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:25, archived)
# Woo!
That's Fanastic-ski.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Meet the new boss, same as the old boss...
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:16, archived)
# pfffft
uncle joe monkeyboy

dubya should definitely grow a moustache
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:20, archived)
# is makes him look
like one of the chucklebrothers.


maybe we've uncovered a secret...
(mwybsb, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:34, archived)
# Kitten
This our new kitten, thought I'd share it with the world!



Be nice :p

Oh, and it's a tom, called Mungojerry, after the one from 'Cats'.
(Lewis, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:14, archived)
# uh huh.
Quick, someone spong it, before it runs!
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:15, archived)
# Poor Kitty


He sees things....
(Dr Funkenstein is moving to Taiwan in one month!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:36, archived)
# Good lookin' little fella...
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:15, archived)
# Wonderful.
I'll have mine pan fried with garlic and onions.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:15, archived)
# It has a face
like a baby Siberian Tiger
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:16, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaarggh!!
the carpet! the carpet! the carpet! the carpet!
the carpet! the carpet! the carpet! the carpet!

*ahem*

nice kitten
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:16, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:16, archived)
# It's not a problem if you keep your kitten waxed and smooth.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:17, archived)
# Parents house...
not mine :p
(Lewis, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:21, archived)
# Not after the band then...
"In the summertime when the weather is hot..."
(Nefarious Tim, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:16, archived)
# I was* conceived
to mungo jerry

(*more than likely)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Hail the great and divine leader!!!
(bob_barber, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:13, archived)
# erm...
you might want to put a pic in there now...
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:17, archived)
# I can see it
Or is it cryptic?
(bob_barber, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 15:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Capitalise on your mp3s


(Bertie, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:13, archived)
# Clever.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:15, archived)
# Swords to plowunshares
I'm bad at puns.
(I helped save b3ta! gnu2000, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:16, archived)
# Woo!
Unshare!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:16, archived)
# Capitalist sharing
is evil!
(I helped save b3ta! Nonetheless, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:23, archived)
# brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:24, archived)
# That rocks...
..and I'm thinking that some must have missed it or misunderstood.
(hob, Mon 26 Apr 2004, 13:36, archived)
# I dont feel right today
My thumbs have gone weird
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:12, archived)
# Woo!
You loon
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:14, archived)
# Spack it!
Spack it hard!



/copy+paste
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:14, archived)
# I'm sorry
but that's the funniest thing I've seen all day.

Woo to you!
(bez_lightyear, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:18, archived)
# I don't know why I'm giggling so much at that
but I am.

(actually .. I do ... it's friday and it's sunny and I've got tickets for dylan moran and a fresh packet of hobnobs)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:18, archived)
# yay!
that is fantastick
(I helped save b3ta! jsut peopel, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:22, archived)
# Whilst that is mighty woosome
What's BELM?
(Tetsuo, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:33, archived)
# That was funny :P
(I helped save b3ta! Dogme, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:59, archived)
# you don't ron, ron, ron!
I love the b3ta way, so was doin some creatives today for work and decided on this one - and surprisingly, my boss has gone with it!Big RonMade me smile anyway...got the solicitors to check it, and we're safe! Woo woo woo.
(sceptic peg, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:11, archived)
# nice
i like that a lot, even checked your companies site too, woo to you.
(ad, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:14, archived)
# thanks!
just nice to do summat daft on works time ;)

i once did a harold shipman ad with the slogan "has your supplier been getting away with it for too long" but they said a firm no to that!
(sceptic peg, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:27, archived)
# woo
whats your salary?
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:20, archived)
# hmm...
my boss would argue too much ;)
(sceptic peg, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Repost for comp


Technically innacurate, I guess, as this happened during the cold war... (before anyone else points this out...)

Edit: Thanks. Got so carried away with arse covering the timeline thing I forgot to enter it..!
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:11, archived)
# unless the cold war ended very quickly
who can say in this crazy world we live in
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:12, archived)
# oops
can i point out that this is not in the compo entry
he
he
he
(Eccles, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:13, archived)
# Woo
nice

now select edit
change from normal post to compo
save changes
(JcmS, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:13, archived)
# Thanks
!
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:15, archived)
# Woo.
Since this is fiction, you could say they won it the sixties...
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:13, archived)
[challenge entry] it apears i was beaten to it

(Eccles, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:10, archived)
# I
think its pronouced b3tan
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:11, archived)
# pronounced "beaten"
spelt "b3tan"

/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:13, archived)
# :-P
the pedant of a pedant, I would curse you, but im not standing on the best ground
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:15, archived)
[challenge entry] I have all Britney's posters!
(plankton, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:08, archived)
# cor.
althletes...

*fwap*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:10, archived)
# ?
?

[edit]
D'oh.

Too much on my mind - overwhelming my ability to see subtle hummus.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:10, archived)
# he he
nice
(Nathalie Imbruglia's Cellist's Cello, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Imagine !!!!
(insaniac1, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:08, archived)
# MY GOD!
WHAT'VE YOU DONE TO RINGO!!!

Oh wait... that IS his nose...

I'll get me coat...
(Nefarious Tim, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:10, archived)
# Is that
Gary Lineker on the left?
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:12, archived)
# Can't be...
He's not holding a packet of Walkers...
(Nefarious Tim, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:13, archived)
# Woo
It's John Lenin.
(subStruc, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 9:30, archived)
# Glastonberia


Ready the percussion section...
(murgatroyd the kluge maker, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:06, archived)
# fred-jack
www.zipbeartown.com/playRoom/game/typing.html

go here & have fun with this japanese typing game. the music & sound effects are brilliant. at least beat the first stage to get the little zip bear fella to say "banzai". it'll make you smile.
(I helped save b3ta! parsley, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:09, archived)
# the fekking q key doesn't work
(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:13, archived)
# its not
q, its "g"
(I helped save b3ta! parsley, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:16, archived)
# *sighs*
It's upsetting when gazumped by quality.
(murgatroyd the kluge maker, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:15, archived)
# sorry.
forgot my woo yay for yours :)

here you are :

woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! parsley, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:17, archived)
# (C8
It's an honour sir/madam.
(murgatroyd the kluge maker, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:20, archived)
# Hurrah!
Only 11 minutes for me to figure out this pun!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Subtle? Me?
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:06, archived)
# Conservatism taste test
Take two leading brands of dyed-in-the-wool Toryism and Bliar New Labour and see if YOU can tell the difference! Noon all!
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:08, archived)
# i don't know why...
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:06, archived)
# Yay for pointless images


Have a Ronald McDonaldRumsfeld for no reason as well ...
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:21, archived)
# i knew someone
would appreciate it!
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:29, archived)
# Do you like my new dog?
I'm sure I've seen her before.
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:03, archived)
# ahgahahahahahah
hhahahahahah
]
that's brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:04, archived)
# Excellent.
But would I?



No.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:06, archived)
# Glad to hear it.
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:07, archived)
# nice teeth
though


still not a reason to do it just an observation
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:08, archived)
# Well if you're not going to then allow me
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:07, archived)
# All yours.
Let me know how it goes.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:10, archived)
# Does anyone have a towel and some sellotape?
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:13, archived)
# Will Duck Tape do?
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:14, archived)
# Yep that'll do nicely
*grabs mop*
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:16, archived)
# What if it
shagged your leg?
(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:07, archived)
# arf! that's
incrediblé
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:08, archived)
# Newspapers are fickle creatures...

full page (may contain racism, but not the author's opinions)

this must have been an early edition
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:02, archived)
# Haha!
'25th greatest newspaper'
Genius!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Challenge repost


(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:01, archived)
# *pinches self*
"must wake up, must wake up, must wake up, must wake up, must wake up, must wake up, must wake up..."
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:04, archived)
# you are ggggggareth gates and i claim my ffffffive pounds
"the the"
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:04, archived)
# HHHHHH-Ha


i smell viral
(Elusive Squirrel, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:05, archived)
# typo pedant
the the?
did bush type it up himself?
(Rychan, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:19, archived)
# like it.
love it.
(popwillgetyou, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 13:54, archived)

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