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# He just turned up and now I can't get rid of him!

(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:32, archived)
# argh!
feed him lemons, then set her on fire. That should see it off.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:34, archived)
# No problem,
just KILL IT. But save his teeth, they could be worth a few quid.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:35, archived)
# Put it some clothes on!
It'll catch its death of cold.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:48, archived)
# Tube etiquette
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:25, archived)
# They're like rats with pipes.
Woo!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:27, archived)
# Ah, rodents!


and woo to the anti-popeye brigade, surprised Ken hasn't banned them or summat
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:32, archived)
# Quite right,
it only encourages them.

Woo to nuttiness.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:28, archived)
# Ack ack ack ack!
...
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:29, archived)
# Made redundant...
...need fluff (or job, or gun) :(
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:24, archived)
# :(
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:24, archived)
# isn't
Zak McFlimby's a bar in "American Psycho"?
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:40, archived)
# hahaha
I hope so!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:54, archived)
# That's harsh
what do you do? Sorry, DID you do?
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:25, archived)
# My guess is too much b3ta
Or he shagged the bosses wife.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:26, archived)
# if its the latter
was it worth it?
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:28, archived)
# It would appear my speculation was more fun
*goes to look up Fortran compilers*
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:32, archived)
# damn
nothing kinky about them i think
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:35, archived)
# Fortran compilers
(yes, I did see it coming...)
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:26, archived)
# theres a sales job going
here at my work, B3tA freindly
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:28, archived)
# Good lord
You want to learn a more modern language. Like Cobol or something. But what would i know? i colour stuff in for a living...
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:28, archived)
# Me too!!
Get paid for doing what I did when I was five most of the time. The best is when you have to cut stuff out in photoshop. Pass the safety scissors and glue that smells of marzipan :¬)
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:34, archived)
# how do you get a colouring job?
I've got my own crayons
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:37, archived)
# i've got some sticky back plastic
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:37, archived)
# As a graphic designer
most of what I do is either cutting out or colouring in. Spend my days in photoshop or flash. Just wish I had time to do stuff for here...will do soon
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:00, archived)
# have you had a nice redundancy package?
that always helps.

if not, then kill them all.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:25, archived)
# Usual legal minimum
1 weeks pay per year.

(quickly adds up and realises he can afford to drink TVR n guinness til his liver packs in, yay)
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:36, archived)
# I thought it was a month per year worked
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:01, archived)
# Sorry, mate...
Best I can offer is a singing owl (with no music... yet!)

(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:26, archived)
# Can do music
after all, I have the time now
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:28, archived)
# chirp chirp
chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:28, archived)
# feel your pain
i have just been made redundant for the second time in three months.
/looks for jobs
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:27, archived)
# That happened to me a couple of years ago
Look at it as a chance to make a fresh start, go in a new direction and prosper.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:32, archived)
# we need a web developer here.
and it's mostly b3ta friendly, if you don't click on too many links
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:52, archived)
# We can't have hippies and drug-fiend beatniks taking over the web!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:23, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
It's too early for such humus

woo
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:25, archived)
# Baby's First Flight


Now with no white outline!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:22, archived)
# flap
FLAP HARD!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:23, archived)
# yay!
And woo!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:23, archived)
# hooray!
this is the third woo you get.....

WOO
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:23, archived)
# shirley the fourth?
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:25, archived)
# well... third AND fourth
if we're being little miss pedantic pants
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:26, archived)
# i did a fifth
*smug face*
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:27, archived)
# i did a smell
*giggles*

and now i have to go to work :(
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:28, archived)
# catch you around
matey
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:30, archived)
# byes
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:31, archived)
# awwwwwwwwww
so sweet
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:24, archived)
# woo some!
yay!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:34, archived)
#


(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:21, archived)
# And again, for the morning crowd.
This:

www.kittymeowmeow.net/80.jpg

to this:

www.kittymeowmeow.net/4rthuridmash_big.jpg

in this order: Supermoore, 100% of Gibbon, Reverand Dan, Ocarina, Kitty Meow Meow, Coco, Lemony, Fassit, Glitch, Az the Spaz, Martian, 9onz0, Vork, Cwethan, 100% Kitten.

Thusly:



Flash, and phase II, coming soon.

*edit* I know about the file size, but there's bugger all I can do about it, as people have shifted the base image about resizing it in different software. */edit*
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:17, archived)
# I said it last night
and I'll say it again:
Woo Yay Houpla Panowie Yaaaaaaay.

It really is lovely.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:18, archived)
# Fantastico!
So much woo in one picture. Ambassadors, with this picture you are really spoiling us...
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:21, archived)
# that be lovley matey boy

dont worry about the file size, no one uses dial up any more.

*prepares for abuse*
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:23, archived)
# I'll reply when the image has finished downloading....
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:27, archived)
# It didn't actually hit Tony....


Blimey, it's Bullet-Time Tony! He could be the one.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:12, archived)
# i hope he's not the one

WOO
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:12, archived)
# He's
a Smith if ever there was one!

EDIT: How rude of me, big woos to the pic.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:13, archived)
# Woo!
excellent!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:13, archived)
# TJ:
Some may have noticed I'm trying to post a transparent gif. The problem is, it has a white outline I can't seem to remove. I think it's an optimisation artefact.

Any ideas on how to solve this?
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:15, archived)
# have you feathered the outline?
this looks good on JPG, but borkes up transparency (coz the software doesn't know how to cope with it).
You have to have an (ugly) unfeathered cut around them.

Edit: Oh, and woo to the piccy!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:18, archived)
# That's the bugger.
Cheers.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:23, archived)
# I didn't see nuffink, guv.
It's probably from anti-aliasing on the outside. You'd need to make a fairly clean line around the outside to avoid that- or do the picture on the same colour background as the board.
Hope that helps.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:19, archived)
# if using tattyshop,
use matte: colour grey
no transparancy dither
and interlace
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:19, archived)
# then apply liberal amounts of chese

bake in an oven at gas mark 5 for 30 mins
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:21, archived)
# and serve with a leafy salad
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:21, archived)
# w00! First post.
I've been comin here for ages, decided to sign up. Here's a little ditty I made. (credit for original photos goes to
www.manikus.com/mixed/lego/)
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:02, archived)
# Hello there, pull up a kitten (not by the tail)
Seeing things in negative really makes you notice how yellow everything is.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:06, archived)
# 'ning
by made, do you mean applied filters to?

welcome, you'll never leave.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:06, archived)
# don't be so negative



/coat
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:07, archived)
# AAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH
the punnage!!!!

fishy knickers
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:09, archived)
# *ahem*
'ning
it's "negative"
and "sentence"
How are you today?
you masher
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:09, archived)
# fine thanks


tart
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:10, archived)
# i'm fine

and leave hiom alone about his speling, it's not his falt
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:11, archived)
# yeah! im iliterat
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:11, archived)
# T.A.P.S. syndrome
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:12, archived)
# teh par
off yu nid to wok on yor speeling.
(and 'ning mostly)
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:13, archived)
# i no.
he has Thick As Pig Shit syndrome though

ning benjamin
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:15, archived)
# I guess
yes, I think I do - I couldn't give credit to whoever took the photo cause I got it offan intranet site at school.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:08, archived)
# Credit where credit is due.
It came from here.

www.manikus.com/mixed/lego/
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:09, archived)
# Aha
Busted!*


*Not the kiddie punksters

(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:12, archived)
# done
cred's been given :)
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:12, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:09, archived)
# That is on your school's intranet?
Cor. Having just seen which school you are at, I'm sure the press would be interested :)
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:10, archived)
# isn't that just a screenshot from a way old internet movie
with a negative filter?
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:07, archived)
# I've been waiting for this opportunity for a while now...
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:24, archived)
# nice
that's top
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:34, archived)
# For you daytime lot..
Made a new film about the monkey who lives in my lungs, and has nice sounds and stuff.
Lungmonkey! (flash 200K)

Not a totally blatant pearoast, because i made a few changes this morning.

Oh, and more ning to yers.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:01, archived)
# Yay!
I shall woo you.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:07, archived)
# eww!
Lungmonkey bad!
And those sound effects...
*teeth on edge*

Still, well worth a Woo!
It's looking good.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:08, archived)
# woo!
piano-tastic
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:08, archived)
# haha thats great
is that a piano he pulls out?
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:11, archived)
# Why of course it is!
you know it makes sense
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:12, archived)
# It does
It makes perfect sense. I'm just relieved he didn't pull an organ out of his nose.
*snigger*
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:16, archived)
# Ha
Nice sound effects. Woo.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:25, archived)
# early morning post* before im off to work

^cfb



*of the re variety
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 8:29, archived)
# *Snort*
Very good.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 8:31, archived)
# Today I discovered
that AC/DC have the best album titles ever!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 8:39, archived)
# not to mention, some fantastic albums
*rocks out*
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 8:41, archived)
# I have to be honest
I dont know all that much AC/DC, but i do intend to rectify this.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 8:42, archived)
# pffffft "rectify"
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 8:43, archived)
# *Snort*
That's sounds a bit like.......
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 8:45, archived)
# Neck-tie
Pork-pie
Fish-eye
Short-guy
Pigs-fly
I'm -high
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 8:45, archived)
# Incest?
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 8:46, archived)
# no thanks
i've just eaten
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:02, archived)
# mornin
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:05, archived)
# mornin babe

*drops pants*
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:06, archived)
# *picks up mostlys pants*
you're so clumsy....
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:07, archived)
# i know
*bends over*
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:07, archived)
# *applies ky liberally*
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:08, archived)
# i'm more of a democrat myself

/coat
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:09, archived)
# *collapses from early morning punnage overload*
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:12, archived)
# *revives with emergency hummus supply from shoe*
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:13, archived)
# you've saved my sole



/coat
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:15, archived)
# could be worse,
you could have sold your sole to santa.

/coat
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:16, archived)
# Balls


This took about 2 hours. Would anybody care to do the honours? I don't know how you do it.

/Wants to see if it works.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 8:18, archived)
# here you go



(would you mind if i reposted my ball machine?)
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 8:20, archived)
# WAHAY!!!!
I love it.

PS. There's a half size one called "miniballs.gif" in the same directory as that one.

Go ahead and post.... lets see your balls.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 8:21, archived)
# That's hypnotic!
woo to you, Sah!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 8:23, archived)
# Here's mine

flash linky
I know it's got a couple of errors, but I couldnt be bothered to fix them.
(there was meant to be a weight hanging on the lowwer wire to account for the sagging.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 8:25, archived)
# Well
it makes mine look a bit shit doesn't it?

That's rather woo yay, beleive me, I know how difficult it is to make these things, My brain went into meltdown doing that one up there.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 8:30, archived)
# there was a trend for these a while back,
SFN did the most complex one although peckers' were delightfully slick

woo to yours though
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 8:31, archived)
# I seem to have a nack
for making simple things overly complex.
I remember they were triggered off by that car advert that had complex machines made out of car bits.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 8:35, archived)
# Yours rules, for it is
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 8:33, archived)
# Oddly hypnotic...
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 8:36, archived)
# That's just.....
Incredible.

/Adds to faves.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 8:37, archived)
# Ooo do it!
It used to me my desktop pic but then I lost it.

And woo to this pic as well. Fantasticness all round by both of you.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 8:21, archived)
#


(, Thu 20 May 2004, 8:21, archived)
# aaaarg!
that's killing my broswer!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 8:22, archived)
#


Get Firefox
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 8:23, archived)
# I think he meant width
rather than "shit browser"

Get it anyway, mind
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 8:24, archived)
# Wicked!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 8:23, archived)
# that would
make an excellent screensaver!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 8:24, archived)
# Argh! Mindpissage!

(, Thu 20 May 2004, 8:21, archived)
# Does that qualify as a
Mindpiss?
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 8:21, archived)
# Not really
as you asked for it to be done, mindpiss has to be more 'spontaneous', for want of a better word.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 8:23, archived)
# How about
Pseudomindpiss?
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 8:25, archived)
# I think so...

(, Thu 20 May 2004, 8:25, archived)
# argh!

(, Thu 20 May 2004, 8:30, archived)
# argh!
*ducks*
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 8:35, archived)
# *Loads shotgun*
*Waits for hunting season*
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 8:37, archived)
#
*squirrels*
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 8:37, archived)
# Vermin!
Open game alllll year...
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 8:38, archived)
# lets take that TO THE MAX!

CIRCULAR STYLEE
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 8:38, archived)
# Oooooooooh
(in an awe-inspired voice)
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 8:40, archived)
# Oddly enough
It still works.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 8:44, archived)
# All right then,


I record music using only Nintendo Gameboys. If anyone would like to do a collab flash with some of my music, please have a listen! the-never.net/mp3/ and the-never.net/hknrdex.html
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 8:04, archived)
# Ooo
the DJ thing in the Game Boy camera was fantastic! Much better than the shitty camera itself.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 8:05, archived)
# GB Cam is awesome
I use that one in performances! But mainly for the sound effects. I mainly use nanoloop now. I can only seem to get two measures with the GB cam, and do a little fiddly bit with the sequencer where you change a single note between loops.

Actually got my start doing picture mashups with the gameboy camera, though.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 8:07, archived)
# You sound utterly mad.

I like it.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 8:14, archived)
# Hmm
Interesting. Woo pic, and I'll work on the Flash.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 8:19, archived)
# Gameboy music
An "interesting" choice, as I always thought the sound quality was its worst feature.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:14, archived)
# Well of course!
Of course! Especially when you compare it to the snappy monochrome pixel graphics and the ergonomic brick design!


But I love it nonethless.

...

(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:36, archived)
# Tony
gets ready to fight another day by taking the enemies advantage away from them...
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 8:01, archived)
# I like it when loads of topical pics arrive
cos then you can start b3ta-spotting in the national press.

I think this will be in Zoo Weekly. Lucky you.

Ps - it is an ace pic. W/Y/H!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 8:04, archived)
# Grunka Lunka Decret Dingredient
You better not ask
'bout the secret ingredient.
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 8:04, archived)
# What better way to start the day
than a shitty joke in the form of a crappy animation!



'Ning, folks
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 7:54, archived)
# 'ning everyone
it's sunning again today, but it's a bit chilly!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 7:41, archived)
# 'ning
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 7:48, archived)
# Ning, have a rude kitten
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 7:50, archived)
# you
are woo!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 7:51, archived)
# What a lovely way to start the day!
Woo!
(, Thu 20 May 2004, 7:56, archived)
# oh..
they're not that rude...

(, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:16, archived)

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