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[challenge entry] Not sure if this counts
Or if it has a purpose, but there we go. This is a few months old..
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:14, archived)
# it hurts
my eyes

/woo
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:16, archived)
# .......
1 - google

2 - horse sex

3 - im feelin lucky !
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:18, archived)
# not nice
*shudders*
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Lucky number three?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:13, archived)
# They've adapted in the other 47
To not need water? What a fool i feel after re reading
Still woo
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:16, archived)
# arf!
punnage of the highest order
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:20, archived)
# Oh that's woo!!
Took me far too long to get that one!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:42, archived)
# Geekalicious!
Gotta love nerdy science houmour. Makes me want to break out bad 80s pop for some reason. Woo.
(, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 3:16, archived)
# it could go somewhere...
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:13, archived)
# hahahaha
love the look in his eyes when he thinks about kittens :D

woo!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:14, archived)
# hehehehe
you haven't done one of these for a while
woo
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:20, archived)
[challenge entry] cowboy mouse
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:10, archived)
# I really like these
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:12, archived)
# huzzah
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:12, archived)
# lovely
why not compo?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:14, archived)
# forgot
done now :)
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:15, archived)
# yoo
way!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:17, archived)
# woo mice! :)
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:15, archived)
# lovely lassooing action
yay meeces (:
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:23, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:05, archived)
# pffh lone ranger
/c'mon the hoops!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:09, archived)
# fellow celtic fan ?
woo !
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:12, archived)
# aye yer damn skippy I am :)
woo 2 you
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:13, archived)
# *sob*
SOme of these puns are beautifully awful :-D
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:11, archived)
# This is
winning stuff...top drawer
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:31, archived)
# morning
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:59, archived)
# haha great
thats it, im gonna do another one now
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:00, archived)
# I'm working on another one too
ideas are like busses they are.


big and red.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:01, archived)
# ning
very funny thingy to start the day.

Can you see this:

(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:01, archived)
# yes
what is it?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:02, archived)
# it appears to be 3 blue balls
but what does it meeeean?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:03, archived)
# it means
there is something seriously wrong with my testicles
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:03, archived)
# well it was meant to be this

couldnt get it my linking to work earlier. Think i have it sorted now.

and i didn't create that img btw.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:08, archived)
# umm no, this ones a redex now
and veiw image just links you to the sign in page for msn groups
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:18, archived)
# I would be forced
to do the same. Bastard Keane.
Woo Yay!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:03, archived)
# you sir
are a great, great man

*shakes hand*
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:09, archived)
# I salute you
*salutes*
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:13, archived)
# I concur
Travis without guitars. if God existed, He would smite them verily.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:16, archived)
# oh god Travis
yet another one *blech*
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:18, archived)
# Ahahahaha
Still love these
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:08, archived)
# Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:58, archived)
# loon!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:59, archived)
# hehehe
that looks like fun
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:59, archived)
# are you keeping small women in bottles now?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:59, archived)
# I collect them you see
;)
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:00, archived)
# he he
babes in juice the nicest combo
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:00, archived)
# mmmmm... strawberry flavoured bikini babes
*changes breakfast plans*
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:24, archived)
# saw him flying around
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:57, archived)
# Crashing on the M6
would be an Ok place it's probably on the way. Make sure you have airbags and your seatbelt on. I suggest near a service station would be good.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:08, archived)
# arf
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:11, archived)
# Morning
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:54, archived)
# ha ha ha
you am the disco king!
woo!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:56, archived)
# he he
my moves are 1 in a million.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:58, archived)
# 24/06/04 - International Space Station
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:54, archived)
# donkey cam!
www.ilovemydonkey.co.uk/webcam.htm
but, umm, they don't seem to be doing much at the moment
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:53, archived)
# glasscock
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:00, archived)
# stick it up your arse!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:02, archived)
# you could've tried the index
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:05, archived)
# stick that up your arse too
fucko!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:08, archived)
# Where's the fluff in that?
-5 naughty person
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:15, archived)
# ribena loves donkeys(sp)!!!
what a stupid word! donkey :)
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:01, archived)
# hmmmm...
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:47, archived)
# woo for penkwins
boo for trains
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:50, archived)
[challenge entry] MSPaint your wagon.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:41, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:42, archived)
# Not a pun. Just liked the thought of it.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:25, archived)
# is this some sort of pun that i don't get?
because i'm stupid
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:30, archived)
# No, not at all.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:32, archived)
# same here at first
read down the board and it starts to make sense.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:35, archived)
# ha ha
i see now.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:39, archived)
# That's how I read it
first time, so WYH!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:34, archived)
# TJ
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:38, archived)
# ooh
im good at this
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:44, archived)
# But are you good enough to beat the top score
of 19745600?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:44, archived)
# i'm already on the case :)
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:46, archived)
# im on 77000
getting there...
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:49, archived)
# Ha ha!
I'm leaving that on all day.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:47, archived)
# yay and much
wooness to you
I loved the thought of Bromine Owl :) .. top stuff :D
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:52, archived)
# Medium, rare or well done?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:25, archived)
# that is
very well done
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:25, archived)
# it's a bit difficult
is that image verification shimmy-tang. or maybe i'm just thick :-(
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:31, archived)
# people just wont leave it alone though :(
you have to put in all the letters, even the sideways ones, and make sure you dont get fooled by a sideways H being an I
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:45, archived)
# I like that in copious quantities
woo that Gibbon
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:26, archived)
# rare
very very rare

in fact, how rare

huzzah for monkey platters! *orders*
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:26, archived)
# Id say equal parts of options B and C
and a helping of Woo!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:27, archived)
# excellent!
:)
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:29, archived)
# Well done
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:30, archived)
# morning!
what is it?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:31, archived)
#
A guy with a mullet walking in a German red light district with hilarious consequences.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:34, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:39, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:41, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha
copying that guy's haircut is my next big project for the summer.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:43, archived)
# Apparently it is a capitol offence
to "Rock the Mullet" in germany.




/ninja foof action
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:41, archived)
# It's also a game
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:47, archived)
# crasy germans...
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:04, archived)
# nicely done
and woo for teh FP!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:38, archived)
# woo gibbons!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:40, archived)
# woo. pearoast from yesterday.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 10:57, archived)
# those peas are cursed
the flames touch them...yet they do not burn.

You're a witch!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:00, archived)
# seen it
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:02, archived)
# wait...
are you just being funny?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:03, archived)
# but have you got this?

*rummages*

*gets t-shirt*
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:04, archived)
# no, but I have the commemorative plate set
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:07, archived)
# I hope you have been to bed
and not just been sat there all night/morning. Are you spraycan antics keeping you awake?

Morning B3ta!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:11, archived)
# he never sleeps
I would be worried, but for one thing

I'm not
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:12, archived)
# I thought my sleep patterns
were fucked up. But Lemonys make me feel better about it.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:13, archived)
# if you want fucked up sleep patterns
you need SSG
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:16, archived)
# it's his wanking patterns you should be concerned about.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:26, archived)
# it knocks the world off its axis

(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:27, archived)
# hmmm... the axis of spunk.
ick icky ick ick.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:28, archived)
# there's one for the State of the Nation address
and also The State of the Carpet address, which follows it
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:30, archived)
# "The State Of The Interior Of The Hat Report".
Condition: Soiled and violated.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:33, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:34, archived)
# He wanks to patterns?
Bet tartan gets him off most.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:28, archived)
# burberry, i'd have thought.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:28, archived)
# just done a google for patterns to look for a pun
Didnt find one but there is something amusing in this name MensorePlop
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:32, archived)
# ha ha ha
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:34, archived)
# morning!
rightey...off to have a shower!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:12, archived)
# I've seen a naked man before
but I'd always like to see more...



... although it is quality dependant
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:16, archived)
# you are sooooooooooo in the wrong place
:)
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:29, archived)
# reposting already?
not good :(
try to only repost as an appropriate reply please
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:07, archived)
# ppoint is
it's a pearoast. Literally. Geddit?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:21, archived)
# It's french
they'll prolly serve it with garlic and herbs and ruin the flavour.

btw, can you see this:



?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:11, archived)
# no
you have to put src= in there y'know
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:11, archived)
# depends what "this" is

(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:11, archived)
# well....
its a pic. trying to get my msn hosting to work. I have put the pic in my 'my documents' bit in msn groups, but can't get it to show'
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:13, archived)
# hmmm...
how curious

have a scene:
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:14, archived)
# i dont use the ol' msn groups
but don't you have to make it public first?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:15, archived)
# that's what i thought
but i cant find the setting.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:16, archived)
# hum
sorry, can't help there.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:18, archived)
# only the admin can view files in the documents part of a group
you want pictures
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:17, archived)
# if it's meant to be a test of my 'broken image'
then it is successful
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:14, archived)
# THIS THREAD IS NOT BEING USED ENOUGH
you need at least:

1:5-paragraph essay on why all b3tans are great
2:Woo yay images
3:Links to hilariuous sites that noone on the face of the planet has ever seen before, including you
4:Hilarious wallpaper images including as many memes as possible
5: 280px wide incredibly funny images that everyone will love and will be passed around for generations
and 1 partridge in a pear tree

DELETE THIS THREAD
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:14, archived)
# I think 43% of all b3tans are great because....

complete this sentence in no more than 12 words
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:15, archived)
# all the men have big willies!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:16, archived)
# the rest are really great
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:17, archived)
# the other 57% are nobheads
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:17, archived)
# you win

(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:18, archived)
# what do i win?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:18, archived)
# a monkey
it will be with you within 30 working years
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:19, archived)
# i'm not planning to live that long
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:20, archived)
# why is that?
are you a professional daredevil?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:23, archived)
# meh
it's just . . . 30 more years . . . that's twice my current life . . . plus four . . . four, for god's sake!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:24, archived)
# *does maths*

FUCKING HELL, how is it possible to be as young as that? I was NEVER as young as that
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:25, archived)
# mwahahahahhaahahah
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:27, archived)
# Insurance Fraud
Going for the pay out?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:24, archived)
# the remaining 28%
suck at maths
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:19, archived)
# I think 43% of all b3tans are great because....
cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes
cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes
cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:39, archived)
# isn't cornfalkes technically two words in a portmonteau?
If this is the case, you've overshot by twelve. HERETIC!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:20, archived)
# the other 57% aren't
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:17, archived)
# w/y/h
Look forward to seeing it again tomorrow. And the day after.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:19, archived)
# we should have a specific time
for it to re-appear every day
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:22, archived)
# Indeed.
It should be decreed by law that all B3tans have this as their wallpaper.

STOP FUCKING PEAROASTING!

not feeling so fluffy anymore :(
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:41, archived)
# Argghghghgh grrrr arghhhh (arrr if you're a pirate)
When you posted it yesterday, you asked if it had bindun and the answer was yes, so why would you repost it when its like a super duper repost times 10
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:17, archived)
[challenge entry] A Fiery Horse with the speed of light...
A cloud of dust and a hearty "Hi-Ho Silver Awaaaaay"!

Dadadum dadadum dada dum dum dum,
dadadum dadadum dada dum dum dum,
dadadum dadadum dada dum dum dum,
da da daaaa,
didle didle dum dum dum...



With apologies to Frank Quietly of Electric Soup

(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 10:52, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
hahahahaha

*chokes on breakfast*
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 10:56, archived)
# ARF!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 10:58, archived)
# haha
woo
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Too tenuous?


If that's way too tenuous for you to work out, there's a clue* in the filename

* ok, it's the answer
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 10:50, archived)
# haha
had to look at the filename but its bloody good
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 10:52, archived)
# good pun
not at all tenuous
wooo
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 10:57, archived)

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