
is teracotta and he would match the decor quite well £0.49
Night everyone partner wants the puter
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Night everyone partner wants the puter

Utterly cracking.
I love the fact that Windy Miller spent his life riding around on a penny-farthing while completely wankered on Somerset rough.
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I love the fact that Windy Miller spent his life riding around on a penny-farthing while completely wankered on Somerset rough.

taking a small snifter of Polish vodka at the moment. It's sitting there looking at me like something out of Alice in Wonderland.
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norks? what the fuck are u on rob
anyway how are ya this eve
:)
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Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:58,
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anyway how are ya this eve
:)

horrible :). Yourself?
I squandered all my humous resources on making blu-tac effigies of the eiffel tower, but I might make a few posts of unparalelled crapness in a bit
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Fri 16 Jul 2004, 23:01,
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I squandered all my humous resources on making blu-tac effigies of the eiffel tower, but I might make a few posts of unparalelled crapness in a bit


'night, all. Need sleep.
/collapse

got my first ever fp on thursday with the better version...this was the first take..and I decided to finish it off and post it.
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Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:36,
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woo yay hoopla and panowhatever this word finishes as.
I love you man. I have drunk all teh beer
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Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:34,
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I love you man. I have drunk all teh beer

Woo, Yay and even some delicious, delicious houpla to that pic.
Dare I add panowie? DARE I?
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Dare I add panowie? DARE I?

so there

It's just I normally can't be bothered being helpful ;) I 'm not sure what came over me.
Glad I did, though, 'cos Space Invader anims are very much to my taste. Must be some kind of karmic thing ;)
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Glad I did, though, 'cos Space Invader anims are very much to my taste. Must be some kind of karmic thing ;)

Homo....you said homo. Pfft!
Nice fez though. W/Y/H!
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Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:28,
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Nice fez though. W/Y/H!

Oh, My word!
Great merriment in the robh household at that!
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Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:29,
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Great merriment in the robh household at that!

Just a small pedantic note on nomenclature: the 'f' should be in lower case.
But this in no way detracts from the WOO-YAY-PANOWIE factor
'Biromash' - check
fez - check. Excellent....
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Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:34,
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But this in no way detracts from the WOO-YAY-PANOWIE factor
'Biromash' - check
fez - check. Excellent....


...Satan had such a cunting headache that he decided to murder everyone who had ever been born. With his cock."
~The Alternative Scripture Project.

but, was he going to murder everyone that had ever been born, with his cock.
or
"murder everyone that had ever been born with his cock"
subtle but important difference.
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Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:23,
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or
"murder everyone that had ever been born with his cock"
subtle but important difference.

And he might not get there with us...
Woo.
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Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:28,
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Woo.

really bare thinking about, just hope they were washed...
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Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:21,
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you really need to use the second hand for optimal spreadage.
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Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:23,
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black holes, professor hawking?
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Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:21,
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abattoir equipment? something gruesome like "spine clippers"?
What kind of sick individual would think about goatse with those? Everyone knows the hydraulic cow trimmers should be used for that.
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Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:24,
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What kind of sick individual would think about goatse with those? Everyone knows the hydraulic cow trimmers should be used for that.

of Life. fire fighters use them to wrench/cut the doors off of smashed vehicles, etc. so they can access people in trouble. basically massive hydraulic wire snips/pliers.
*shudders at thought of suggested use*
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*shudders at thought of suggested use*

ebay! Tell us where we can put our pictures? Fuck that!
Oh, and woo.
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Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:22,
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Oh, and woo.

I'm ready for the weekend.......
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Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:27,
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you're a tealented, witty lot here on b3ta aren't you.
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Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:27,
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we need no laws handed down from the lords
woo yay
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Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:30,
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woo yay
![Challenge Entry: Make up stuff to sell on Ebay [challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif)

(clicken fo embiggen an bettar)
(that took far more time and effort than it really needed... but look! shiny!)

but there's no way I shall click the
embiggen!
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Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:17,
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embiggen!

on seeing my coal-effect electric fireplace in all its glory!
I mean "Professor Ultra's" coal-effect electric fireplace.
Yes.
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Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:22,
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I mean "Professor Ultra's" coal-effect electric fireplace.
Yes.

oh dear,
ha ha ha ha ha
now that did make me laugh!
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Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:25,
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ha ha ha ha ha
now that did make me laugh!

Extra woo points for not having it quite big enough to make out any serious dtail on the reflection of the guy. Just enough to let you know what it is.
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Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:19,
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on the original Ebay-picture
(For which we can all be thankful...)
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Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:24,
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(For which we can all be thankful...)

stop making fun of...
ohh.. you meant the picture...
my bad.
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Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:26,
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ohh.. you meant the picture...
my bad.

edit/ although he looks keen to have a go!
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Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:09,
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..thank you.. was arguing with my mate whilst making it about that.
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Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:12,
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crappy hamburger scribbles. my "meat explosion" looks like shit
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Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:06,
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woo
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to the joyous joy.
More joyous though is NOT being arrested for public drunkeness and having your mates post the release pictures on the www...
Howya been?
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Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:10,
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More joyous though is NOT being arrested for public drunkeness and having your mates post the release pictures on the www...
Howya been?

but that made me puke.
sentimental hogwash!
Don't mind me, I'll be fine tomorrow, just you see! - honest
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sentimental hogwash!
Don't mind me, I'll be fine tomorrow, just you see! - honest

more along the lines of some bastard who stabbed me in the neck with a pen today...
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and several out loud readings then, yeah i got it,
/coat
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Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:12,
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/coat

whilst screaming "whoop whoop whoop"*
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Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:07,
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is the witching hour...
and I prefer the nicer term "Super Happy Fun Shift"
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Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:25,
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and I prefer the nicer term "Super Happy Fun Shift"

I'm driving...
translation: NOT gay, not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:31,
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translation: NOT gay, not that there's anything wrong with that.

thank GOD it's just cheese!!!
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Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:12,
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Ah've been in fookin' Leeds all week.
Smashin'
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Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:01,
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Smashin'

don't you love 'em!!
This one I do.
w/y!!
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Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:08,
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This one I do.
w/y!!

people post things like that all the time.
but that was very considerate of you!
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Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:57,
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but that was very considerate of you!


But if someone could direct him to the nearest woods...? He has the runs.


lo all just thought i'd make a forum button for the front page, then thought.. 'why not let other people have a go at designing it?'.
please make the size (in pixels) of the image 170x50 and make sure it includes the word 'Forum'.
any colours can be used
the person with the best design gets their image on the front page used as a link to this forum AND £2 sent to them via paypal ;P
huhu.
post either here or there if you cba.
END DATE: AUGUST 16th
pwns.org

www.forumlinkbuttonmakingbitches.com
just to get that out of the way.
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Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:53,
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just to get that out of the way.

i was just trying to be one of the cool kids.
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Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:54,
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guess whether or not it's been done.
[not to be mean, or anything. there are just lots of goatse pictures. not that yours isn't nice. ;)]
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Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:51,
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[not to be mean, or anything. there are just lots of goatse pictures. not that yours isn't nice. ;)]

well, I meant this particular one with the cloud-hole, but point taken.
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Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:55,
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.
.
.
if it's bindun before, it's been done now, and well!
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Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:53,
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.
.
if it's bindun before, it's been done now, and well!

There's even a game involving goatse and clouds!
(Note to self: Be more fluffy)
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Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:54,
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(Note to self: Be more fluffy)

never ever look up again...
Not to mention I don't want bird dookie in my eye.
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Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:54,
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Not to mention I don't want bird dookie in my eye.

tested it in the traditional manner

it's not very well drawn
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Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:48,
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it's not very well drawn
![Challenge Entry: Make up stuff to sell on Ebay [challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif)
or: Why you should always set a reserve price.

Clickit makey big
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Clickit makey big
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