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[challenge entry] for the compo

Here's something no one would want
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:47, archived)
# my living room
is teracotta and he would match the decor quite well £0.49
Night everyone partner wants the puter
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:49, archived)
# ok

that is good...worth a woo

WOO

BUT I REALLY HATE THIS COMPO
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:49, archived)
# seconded
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 23:00, archived)
# good
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 23:05, archived)
# lemony ask for this
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:38, archived)
# ACE
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:39, archived)
# YES!
that is the pinnacle of my life to date :D
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:40, archived)
# yay
sorry u had to wait
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:41, archived)
# hmm
we'll have to beat that when you visit :D
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:42, archived)
# *swoons*
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:43, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Utterly cracking.
I love the fact that Windy Miller spent his life riding around on a penny-farthing while completely wankered on Somerset rough.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:40, archived)
# Wankered on Rough...
now theres a thought...
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:44, archived)
# I am contemplating
taking a small snifter of Polish vodka at the moment. It's sitting there looking at me like something out of Alice in Wonderland.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:46, archived)
# Would that be "Windy Killer" ?

Big WOOO too yoo
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:41, archived)
# woooo!
very nice! :D
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:41, archived)
# Good work,
sir!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:41, archived)
# cool
nice one
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:42, archived)
# nice
but is it real?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:42, archived)
# No bridge
so no.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 23:00, archived)
# Wow
Woo and Yay to you.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:43, archived)
# Yay!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:48, archived)
# Haha.
Aceness.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:56, archived)
# yay
woo. norks
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:56, archived)
# freek
norks? what the fuck are u on rob

anyway how are ya this eve

:)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:58, archived)
# I couldn't spell "hupla"
horrible :). Yourself?
I squandered all my humous resources on making blu-tac effigies of the eiffel tower, but I might make a few posts of unparalelled crapness in a bit
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 23:01, archived)
# well
i'm fine
thanky
i can'y speel hoplar ever
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 23:05, archived)
# classic!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 23:49, archived)
# that is by far
one of the best 'is it real' pictures ever

w/y/h
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:43, archived)
# Happens in Holland
like all the time
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:54, archived)
# Too tired to care about TW...

'night, all. Need sleep.
/collapse
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:30, archived)
# Night night.
May your dreams be full of kittens.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:34, archived)
# What Toshihiro Nishikado didn't know ;)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:28, archived)
# Frontpage it
now.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:29, archived)
# BASTARD!!!
don't jinx!!!

Sorry, you're not REALLY a bastard
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:32, archived)
# Doesn't matter.
got my first ever fp on thursday with the better version...this was the first take..and I decided to finish it off and post it.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:36, archived)
# You just fucking cursed it.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:33, archived)
# hahahahahaha
that's fantastic! WOO! :D
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:31, archived)
# that is fucking
woo yay hoopla and panowhatever this word finishes as.
I love you man. I have drunk all teh beer
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:34, archived)
# That rocks.
Woo, Yay and even some delicious, delicious houpla to that pic.

Dare I add panowie? DARE I?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:34, archived)
# doooooooooooooo it
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:34, archived)
# Then I shall.
Panowie.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:35, archived)
# Rrrrraaaaagggh!
Tip-tops!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:35, archived)
# And it's all your fault... :)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:38, archived)
# Heh :)
It's good to be useful for once :)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:41, archived)
# Be fluffy about yourself...your destructions were good.


so there
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:47, archived)
# Oh, it's not that
It's just I normally can't be bothered being helpful ;) I 'm not sure what came over me.

Glad I did, though, 'cos Space Invader anims are very much to my taste. Must be some kind of karmic thing ;)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:52, archived)
# Hahaha
Top.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:37, archived)
# I believe
the word "Arf!" is in order.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:38, archived)
# Missing Link? (part II)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:25, archived)
# Homo erectus
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:27, archived)
# Heh Heh Heh
Homo....you said homo. Pfft!

Nice fez though. W/Y/H!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:28, archived)
# Bwahahahahahahaha
Oh, My word!
Great merriment in the robh household at that!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:29, archived)
# Wonderful
Just a small pedantic note on nomenclature: the 'f' should be in lower case.

But this in no way detracts from the WOO-YAY-PANOWIE factor

'Biromash' - check
fez - check. Excellent....
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:34, archived)
# "And on the 7th Day...

...Satan had such a cunting headache that he decided to murder everyone who had ever been born. With his cock."
~The Alternative Scripture Project.

(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:19, archived)
# Woo!
That made me giggle like a loon.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:21, archived)
# ooooooooh, love the pic
but, was he going to murder everyone that had ever been born, with his cock.
or
"murder everyone that had ever been born with his cock"
subtle but important difference.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:23, archived)
# It's.
a full stop. For emphasis.

/bugger
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:29, archived)
# whaa
crazy
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:24, archived)
# history examined by b3ta
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:19, archived)
# Arf!


If only he knew
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:20, archived)
# Hell.. now
hurry, the bus to Heathrow is leaving now.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:24, archived)
# "I had a really wierd dream last night..."
And he might not get there with us...

Woo.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Happy Bidding!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:18, archived)
# at least they're not
second hand


or are they??
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:19, archived)
# that doesnt
really bare thinking about, just hope they were washed...
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:21, archived)
# Well
you really need to use the second hand for optimal spreadage.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:23, archived)
# (:
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:28, archived)
# Is this how you revised your thinking on
black holes, professor hawking?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:21, archived)
# Aren't they
abattoir equipment? something gruesome like "spine clippers"?

What kind of sick individual would think about goatse with those? Everyone knows the hydraulic cow trimmers should be used for that.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:24, archived)
# they're called the Jaws
of Life. fire fighters use them to wrench/cut the doors off of smashed vehicles, etc. so they can access people in trouble. basically massive hydraulic wire snips/pliers.

*shudders at thought of suggested use*
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 4:30, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:18, archived)
# hehehe
very clever :)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:19, archived)
# Down with
ebay! Tell us where we can put our pictures? Fuck that!

Oh, and woo.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:22, archived)
# that really took me far too long
I'm ready for the weekend.......
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:27, archived)
# hee hee
you're a tealented, witty lot here on b3ta aren't you.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:27, archived)
# screw the system man
we need no laws handed down from the lords

woo yay
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:30, archived)
# Har de har...
And other such laughing sounds. Chuckles.
(, Wed 21 Jul 2004, 20:31, archived)
[challenge entry] "Why should I wear pants?" exclaimed Professor Ultra, "It's my own goddamn house!"

(clicken fo embiggen an bettar)


(that took far more time and effort than it really needed... but look! shiny!)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:15, archived)
# Tis truly splendid
but there's no way I shall click the
embiggen!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:17, archived)
# seconded
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:19, archived)
# thirded
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:24, archived)
# But you'll miss out
on seeing my coal-effect electric fireplace in all its glory!

I mean "Professor Ultra's" coal-effect electric fireplace.

Yes.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:22, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha
oh dear,
ha ha ha ha ha
now that did make me laugh!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:25, archived)
# its a risk
I'l take
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:36, archived)
# Most woo.
Extra woo points for not having it quite big enough to make out any serious dtail on the reflection of the guy. Just enough to let you know what it is.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:19, archived)
# He's not much more detailed
on the original Ebay-picture

(For which we can all be thankful...)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:24, archived)
# OOOoooo....
....very nasty naked flabby bloke
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:20, archived)
# Oi!
stop making fun of...

ohh.. you meant the picture...

my bad.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:26, archived)
# looks like mine
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:31, archived)
# Heehee!
A little more subtle than mine, nice
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:33, archived)
# CUSTARD Promotes Dental Hygene

too big for board?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:07, archived)
# too big for his arse I reckon
edit/ although he looks keen to have a go!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:09, archived)
# Tis biggish, I suppose. Not all that big.
But more importantly, that's Custard, not Roobarb...
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:10, archived)
# ahh.
..thank you.. was arguing with my mate whilst making it about that.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:12, archived)
# Hehehe.
Nicely edited. Oh, and woo to the big pink dildo :)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:14, archived)
# tell that to my wife
woo
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:10, archived)
# optimized goodness
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:04, archived)
# She becomes a rose?
How odd.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:05, archived)
# nope
crappy hamburger scribbles. my "meat explosion" looks like shit
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:06, archived)
# looks more like that bleeding cat that was one here yesterday
woo
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:08, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:01, archived)
# *bids*
*sniffles*
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:02, archived)
# You need the Thread of Joy!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:03, archived)
# The thread of joy
is a joyous thread. Oh yes.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:05, archived)
# awwwww
*sniff*

that was great. happy threads make me happy.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:07, archived)
# I have added
to the joyous joy.

More joyous though is NOT being arrested for public drunkeness and having your mates post the release pictures on the www...

Howya been?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:10, archived)
# that has cheered me up
until the pain comes back, anyway
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:10, archived)
# I normally like happy threads
but that made me puke.

sentimental hogwash!


Don't mind me, I'll be fine tomorrow, just you see! - honest
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:15, archived)
# You're a good man Mr.Moore, thanks for that
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:18, archived)
# can
you bid for other people??
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:03, archived)
# are you considering the youth in asia?
/incredibly tenuous
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:07, archived)
# i was thinking
more along the lines of some bastard who stabbed me in the neck with a pen today...
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:08, archived)
# ah fair enough
did you see the pun though?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:09, archived)
# ahh upon closer inspection
and several out loud readings then, yeah i got it,

/coat
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:12, archived)
# yorkshire pudding
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:57, archived)
# Fuck me, because I love it
WYHP
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:59, archived)
# alright then
*unzips*

*gets tweezers*
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:03, archived)
# *bends over
and stretches*


/goatse
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:05, archived)
# *begins gyrating around wildly
whilst screaming "whoop whoop whoop"*
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:07, archived)
# sits in the corner and watches from the shadows
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:09, archived)
# *hands Fairy_Nuff the camera*
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:10, archived)
# WOO!!!
Join!

Join!!!

*makes room*
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:19, archived)
# There´s enough room
for you all!


Is it gay shift yet?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:24, archived)
# midnight
is the witching hour...

and I prefer the nicer term "Super Happy Fun Shift"
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:25, archived)
# with a bit of gay on the side?
;)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:30, archived)
# None for me thanks
I'm driving...

translation: NOT gay, not that there's anything wrong with that.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:31, archived)
# fair enough
;)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:36, archived)
# You rang?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:37, archived)
# yes...
MORE CHEEsE!!!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:46, archived)
# *flings sticky substance at fairy*
thank GOD it's just cheese!!!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:12, archived)
# Kids go mad for it!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:13, archived)
# mmm...
dirty cheese...
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:20, archived)
# Hahahahaha
By 'eck, 'appen ah lahk that, lad.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:00, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:01, archived)
# Fook me, laaaaike.
Ah've been in fookin' Leeds all week.
Smashin'
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:01, archived)
# derorgatory stereotypes!
don't you love 'em!!

This one I do.
w/y!!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:08, archived)
# Happy Birthday
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:57, archived)
# no, that's pretty safe for work.
people post things like that all the time.

but that was very considerate of you!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:57, archived)
# hee hee
is it bu-cakke?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:59, archived)
# bucake?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:00, archived)
# birthday bukake
to be exact ;)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:02, archived)
# is that
hot melted dripping candle wax?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:00, archived)
# I like the cakey
I go flakey for your love.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:03, archived)
# oooh,
you've got me singing that again now.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:06, archived)
# Oops.
:¬)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:08, archived)
# He says it's safe

But if someone could direct him to the nearest woods...? He has the runs.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:25, archived)
# linky compo


lo all just thought i'd make a forum button for the front page, then thought.. 'why not let other people have a go at designing it?'.


please make the size (in pixels) of the image 170x50 and make sure it includes the word 'Forum'.

any colours can be used

the person with the best design gets their image on the front page used as a link to this forum AND £2 sent to them via paypal ;P

huhu.

post either here or there if you cba.

END DATE: AUGUST 16th

pwns.org
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:50, archived)
#
www.forumlinkbuttonmakingbitches.com

just to get that out of the way.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:53, archived)
# To be fair,
he is offering payment.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:54, archived)
# ooh, i hadn't noticed.
i was just trying to be one of the cool kids.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:54, archived)
# my
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:54, archived)
# ah, you and your forum.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:55, archived)
# Yes
it is a bit blatant, isn't it?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:56, archived)
# hmm?
i haven't noticed.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:58, archived)
# interesting cloud formation

hope it hasn't bindun
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:50, archived)
# it's goatse.
guess whether or not it's been done.


[not to be mean, or anything. there are just lots of goatse pictures. not that yours isn't nice. ;)]
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:51, archived)
#
well, I meant this particular one with the cloud-hole, but point taken.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:55, archived)
# It´s Godse
acting up again.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:52, archived)
# who cares?
.

.

.

if it's bindun before, it's been done now, and well!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:53, archived)
# For Chrissakes,
There's even a game involving goatse and clouds!

(Note to self: Be more fluffy)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:54, archived)
# is there?
ah.

still quite new, y'see.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:55, archived)
# I shall
never ever look up again...

Not to mention I don't want bird dookie in my eye.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:54, archived)
# have a firey woo!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:56, archived)
# got a new tablet this afternoon
tested it in the traditional manner



it's not very well drawn
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:48, archived)
# The problem is
it IS very well drawn.

Woo for tablet cocks
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:49, archived)
# That looks delicious
and very well drawn
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:50, archived)
[challenge entry] eBay in history
or: Why you should always set a reserve price.

Clickit makey big
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:48, archived)
# hehe
:)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:53, archived)

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