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i'm not sure why a robot is weightlifting

with dismembered remains of another robot...

just fickle i guess...

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:53, archived)

For muscle mass

get Smash!

Yay!

edit: the plug is a lovely touch

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mechamatsimpsk, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:54, archived)

that am woo

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:54, archived)

They peel them with their me-tal knives

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Woo.

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DogHorse plop, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:54, archived)

smashing

woo!

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Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:55, archived)

PUNY EARTHLINGS

HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HA HA HA HAHAH

/woo!

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:55, archived)

yay

im going to make a robot anim

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connor, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:56, archived)

yay!

you're very animated tonight :)

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tweaknik, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:03, archived)

i've was looking through the eighties ads from the newsletter...

and decided to play... :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:05, archived)

cool

someone did something with one of my ads

took fucking hours to scan the tapes, capture & encode those adverts from my old betamax tapes (b3tamax? ;)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:08, archived)

ooh... i didn't realise that was you...

top job! i did this one earlier too... i'm thinking of moving onto penguins next :)
www.b3ta.com/board/3471134

edit: looking again very obviously because i didn't read it properly... i haven't got the whole lot yet but plan to... it's rather fun...

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:10, archived)

hahaha that's great

saw it before but didn't recognise it, now I do; the Wrigleys "what chewable drug is that?" gum advert

the hairstyles in that penguin ad remind me of being 7 years old (cos I had hair like that in the late 70s/early 80s :( )

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:12, archived)

the dairy box one...

made me wince with eighties memories... :|

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:18, archived)

I've been halfway through

a milk tray gif for around six months now (but the one where he scales the castle wall, not the one in the archive)

Still can't think of a half decent punchline, though :/

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mechamatsimpsk, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:20, archived)

i tried to make

a chump production line earlier (another one from the stringe gum ad) but the camera moves and i can't make it loop properly... it's going to require some proper editing so it's gone into the 'needs work' folder...
*arg spider... back shortly*
edit: rarr! spider catcher extraordinaire!

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:24, archived)

Gah!

With my jumping Cherie gif, I just played the anim forwards and then backwards to get a loop which made it all very easy. I guess you can't do that if you have a production line, though :/

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mechamatsimpsk, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:29, archived)

that's how i did the robot...

but the production line is an arse... the teddy bears made quite good chumps too... :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:33, archived)

Ooh!

Was that you?

Dunno if you're interested, but your work seems to be well travelled - I, uh, aquired the archive from uknova.com the other week. Top stuff!

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mechamatsimpsk, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:18, archived)

great to hear it's travelled

when I first put it up on bittorrent on suprnova, within 12 hours there were over 100 people downloading it
I specifically didn't put any intros or crappy logos in the corner of the videos because intros and logos suck

when I first started selling it a couple of years ago someone emailed me with a request to get hold of two copies urgently, the next day someone from the company turned up to collect! turned out it was for some advertising company, must've been great reference material for them

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:46, archived)

ha ha

i love it
woo

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pippy is a truck, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:20, archived)

teh cock

bored and drunk - sorry

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Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:49, archived)

tj: joke time

how do you stop the birds from shitting on the bonnet of your car...

...pull out slowly

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:55, archived)

I was thinking of doing a little something for Wednesdays.

It's middle of the week, work is shitty, the weekend is too far away/too long ago, so why not have a bad joke wednesday thread?
All those really sick and twisted jokes heard over the last weekend all combined together in one nice/nasty thread.

Waddayafink?

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Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:06, archived)

erm

a possibility though only slight

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:15, archived)

let's see...

Spong, check.
Fez, check.
Woo.

(Machinecurse, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:56, archived)

Zoo it!

Woo !

click here

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sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:03, archived)

'tis zoo'd to eff - yay!

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Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:08, archived)

i liked the paintin' so much, i put my face on it

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mongychops, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:47, archived)

Ahh,

that enigmatic smile

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mechamatsimpsk, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:48, archived)

I didn't smile like that

last time I looked

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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:04, archived)

hehe

woo!

off to the land of nod too. thanks again lemony, best wallpaper i've had!

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applehead herp derp, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:51, archived)

ha!

"i liked the paintin' so much, i put my face on it!"

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:56, archived)

can i steal that?

edit; i have mmmwaahaaaaaaa

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mongychops, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:58, archived)

go for it

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:59, archived)

hot bird

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connor, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:45, archived)

simple

and effective

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:53, archived)

Zap it hard!

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DogHorse plop, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:55, archived)

*still waiting for the explosion*

*waits more*

*waits*

*get's bored... it's obviously not going to happen, but Woo! anyway*

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sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:04, archived)

I've been trying to get my head around animating in Flash itself

I think that it may happen, this time.........

Edit:
However, the clouds are supposed to be moving, but aren't. They're movieclips, but how do I get them to move in the main timeline?

(Pelle ghola, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:28, archived)

he looks aggreived

has the bar just shut ?

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spiny - things are looking up, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:30, archived)

i tried to do mouths

it didnt work

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connor, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:31, archived)

I do mouths marginally better than the rest of the face, in general.

(Pelle ghola, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:34, archived)

This didn't work either:

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TV's Nosemonkey, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:34, archived)

is applehead still around

www.lemony.co.uk/B3ta/Images/Mutated1024.jpg

that's the size i rendered at so no bigger i'm afraid

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lemony, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:38, archived)

why do I see

a shrimp in that?

(Pelle ghola, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:38, archived)

*sets as wallpaper*

Very nice, cheers

(Amorpha, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:40, archived)

that's just awesome

monsieur lemony. thanks!

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applehead herp derp, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:41, archived)

cool

wallpaper thanks

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connor, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:46, archived)

They should be moving by default,

does it work if you export it as a swf instead of a gif?

(Amorpha, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:39, archived)

I think it

will, I just exported this from Flash.

(Pelle ghola, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:40, archived)

Try what BBD said (below this post), that should get it to work.

If it still won't work, you could add me on msn and send it for me to have a look at or something.

Edit: Never mind, spacefish explained it.

(Amorpha, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:43, archived)

but how do I get them to move in the main timeline ...

give them enough blank frames after the frame containing the movie to allow them to play.
(I'm assuming your movie has them tweened in its own timeline)

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beaubodor blogless, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:39, archived)

No, they're symbols...

I think that's the problem..........

Ahh well, another lesson learned...

(Pelle ghola, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:42, archived)

for some reason

if you export to gif, you only get the first frame of any movie clips you use. so if you've made an animation of a cloud moving sideways, it'll stick on frame 1. you'll have to move it sideways on the main timeline for it to work

it's a bugger, but that's how it is

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spacefish bong!, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:42, archived)

Aye.

I had all sorts of trouble with that for m3tatween 4. Hugo did some cleverness in the end. Not sure what though.

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supermoore: HUNG, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:46, archived)

publish the gif

I've just tested it under flash mx

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:52, archived)

will he hold it?

just noticed its a .gif, never mind

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mongychops, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:23, archived)

It's a duck

he better hold it! and hold it properly!

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:26, archived)

i dont get all this

"He/She holds it like a duck" noncence!!!

(Catt What? well maybe.. yes?, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:29, archived)

i think

there was a party and sirsandgoblin was demonstrating a technique for holding his dog...it was drunken and b3tan and therefore caught on

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:30, archived)

Quelabra,

holding Supermoore's dog, apparently.
*resists urge to post rockducky link*

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DogHorse plop, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:32, archived)

wrong people

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:34, archived)

We are all one.

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DogHorse plop, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:34, archived)

This is

correct

Dog in question:

mat.rubberfeet.org/photos/20040227/index.html

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mechamatsimpsk, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:34, archived)

Woof!

www.stablesound.co.uk/flash/rockducky.html

Compelled.

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DogHorse plop, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:39, archived)

Rrrarr!

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mechamatsimpsk, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:40, archived)

I must do a MIDI version of that.

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DogHorse plop, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:45, archived)

Have you done a full version of that?

And if so, where can I get it? And for how much?

(Fido Dido, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:50, archived)

It's the bridge from

a song by my band, but with added ducky goodness. The slightly-longer version of the duck is here: www.stablesound.co.uk/mp3/hilad.mp3 and it won't cost you a penny :)

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DogHorse plop, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:52, archived)

That, sir

is most woo!

(Fido Dido, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:59, archived)

Cheers!

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DogHorse plop, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:01, archived)

On the basis on that one song,

I am now downloading all the songs in your profile. :)

Have you a demo or something out?

(Fido Dido, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:03, archived)

Note:

Apart from Bukkake, Domo's theme and drunken hairy shouting northern man, the rest are rather different styles :)

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DogHorse plop, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:05, archived)

No matter

My musical tastes range from 'Zepp to Zwan, and from A Perfect Circle to A Silver Mount Zion, so I'm sure I'll find something I like :)

(Fido Dido, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:08, archived)

Good stuff.

I hope you enjoy listening to them as much as I enjoy making them :)

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DogHorse plop, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:09, archived)

I might send you some feedback

should I remember...

(Fido Dido, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:16, archived)

this duck?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:30, archived)

this fuck

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DogHorse plop, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:38, archived)

this fuck?

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mongychops, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:39, archived)

Mormon Tract

Americans eh? Cah!
Hats off to the guy - whoever he was - for passing this on, and double mega hats off for [sic]ing bits of it, e.g. 'brethern' and 'an affect', but deliberately leaving in loads of other errors for our amusement.
"it must be more than a hope or a whish..."
If they had any hope of a "whish!" they wouldn't be wanking so much!

(helpdeskmonkey, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:22, archived)

eh?

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spiny - things are looking up, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:23, archived)

secondeded

(Amorpha, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:24, archived)

3rded

(wobblyjelly, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:24, archived)

americans eh?

they who take squadding to new extremes

and yet strangely make up for it

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:26, archived)

There is a Christian Clowning Association (or similar)

in the UK as well...they're actually very good.
Rev. Roly Bain is teh best.

The organisation is called 'Holy Fools'
/edited

(wobblyjelly, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:28, archived)

I don't doubt it but I'd still rather stick

with the catholic high school girls roller hockey team

I mean I'd rather see misty meaner than coco

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:30, archived)

religion and clowns

wrong on so many levels

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:36, archived)

Your second link has guaranteed me nightmares tonight:

www.txrollergirls.com/hustlers/8track.htm

(Amorpha, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:36, archived)

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mongychops, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:24, archived)

Thank the sweet Lord

I'm pissed out of my skull, buyt don't want to go to bed, and b3ta hasn't been letting me in for half an hour.

Is there anyone here I know?

/dayshift person coming on the gayshift for a change

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TV's Nosemonkey, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:24, archived)

Nope.

We are all lurking the gayshift too.

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Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:26, archived)

Bugger.

that is all

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TV's Nosemonkey, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:30, archived)

...

...

excuse me, what did you say?

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:27, archived)

are you referring to the

mormon thing in the newsletter?

I remember when something similar was mentioned on so graham norton...carrie fisher actually dug out the link

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:29, archived)

Carrie Fisher can dig out my link anyday!

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:35, archived)

Just trying a different sort of fractal

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lemony, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:16, archived)

Fractastic, mate.

What is this new kind of fractal, then?

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DogHorse plop, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:17, archived)

just a different way of colouring them

which confuses the fuck out of me and takes about an hour t render each layer... but looks dead purdy

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lemony, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:28, archived)

Yes it does.

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DogHorse plop, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:31, archived)

that's actuallly quite cute

I bet he'd set fire to his bedding though

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:19, archived)

Shrimp ?

Most woo though :)

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:19, archived)

Ooh

firey.

Is that all just maths and numbers and stuff? (Not the paintmash bit, though)

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The Neville What what what, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:20, archived)

it is numbers and jiggery pokery

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lemony, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:29, archived)

oooooooo

*marvels at the wonder of fractal maths*
Reminds me of a sparkler or a Catherine Wheel.

oooooo

(wobblyjelly, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:24, archived)

woo!

have you a desktop sized version minus the mash?

that would look fab as a wallpaper

edit: silly me! the CFB is minus the mash, although it's 800x600. have you a larger one?

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applehead herp derp, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:26, archived)

Woo!

Has anyone seen those fractal cauliflowers in the supermarket? Perhaps i'm the only one to notice that....

Edit Clicky.

(Xybex, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:27, archived)

I'll applaud that (belatedly)

By the by, your missus lives a short walk from me.
(That could sound scary - it's not meant to)

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TV's Nosemonkey, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:35, archived)

Hmm

(Bungee, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:15, archived)

heh heh

a case of what the butler chose not to see I think

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:36, archived)

wahay, I got into the newsletter :)

oh and:

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:09, archived)

i've had a fit

and soiled myself
woo

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mongychops, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:11, archived)

are you going to fling it round the room accidentally like in Trainspotting?

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:16, archived)

I hate that film

and that is my least favourite scene in it as well

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:17, archived)

the film's not that bad

glassing scene was pretty graphic though

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:25, archived)

oh yak

nasty scene, nastier than the glassing scene

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:18, archived)

not technically gay

but NSFW

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:14, archived)

you're obsessed!

i'm still trying not to think about bert and ernie

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lemony, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:17, archived)

I've decided the bitch

doesn't deserve an orgasm...it won't let me win!

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:20, archived)

gah!

you've made me try again!

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barnesy, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:21, archived)

after you move her arm

and get her kit off by some sleeping tablets as soon as you get to the orange her state is nearly awake then you give her the sleeping tablets and you can just about get into the red...I don't know how to win

/I can't believe I actually developed a strategy! Damn you linkbot!

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:25, archived)

I must have done something like that

but only got halfway into the orange. I'm giving up. Again.

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barnesy, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:29, archived)

I won! Finally!

If only I could do the same in real life...

(Amorpha, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:24, archived)

your tips

for winning are

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:56, archived)

ooh

well done :)

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amaryllis, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:22, archived)

For Sale

(Zineboy, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:03, archived)

hehe

nice idea :)

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applehead herp derp, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:04, archived)

ha ha

that one made me laugh

and what do you know - 900 posts :)

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connor, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:05, archived)

i was about to tell you to be more inventive,

then i saw where you nicked the Y from. woo!

(Sir Tomalot: Don't look at my profile, you'll go blind, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:05, archived)

Hee hee

Me likey.

(Daveybaby, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 13:15, archived)

GAYSHIFT, DARLING!

(Sir Tomalot: Don't look at my profile, you'll go blind, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:00, archived)

Gay Shift!

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:01, archived)

gayshift is a meme i've never understood

could somebody please explain this meme to a long term-lurker who has missed the joke somewhere along the line

(LlamaPHIL, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:02, archived)

It´s the time of the day

when people come out of the closet!

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:03, archived)

I think it's more of an agreed-upon thingy

than a meme.

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Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:04, archived)

ok im a newbie

still one or 2 things im getting used to...whats a meme or nsfw? ok theres prob a lot more ill have to ask my bro *hangs head in shame*

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:08, archived)

nsfw

means Not Safe For Work (i.e. pornographic-type images that if your boss sees you looking at while in work could result in you getting the sack)

i know what a meme is, but haven't a definition i'm afeard

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applehead herp derp, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:10, archived)

many thanks and a woo for that!

yeah i gather Rob et al wouldnt appreciate it. thanks again.

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:11, archived)

no probs

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applehead herp derp, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:12, archived)

*ahem*

1 A recurring or viral image, series of images, or concept. : 1. a man trying to ascend into a helicopter while being attacked by a shark 2. all your base are belong to us. 3. domokun. 4. nohands. 5. furtive. and so on.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:11, archived)

erm

i kinda get the idea but im still getting used to those scary bear things..although i do want one. as for all the names, like i say, im still a newbie. been posting loads though. hope i keep the standards up ;)

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:15, archived)

do you mean

Chump Manbear??

CCHHHHHHHHUUUUUMMPPPPPPMMMMMMAAAAAANNNBBBBBEEEEEAAAARRRRR!!!!!!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:18, archived)

I thought that

but then I thought maybe they're refering to Domo

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:20, archived)

erm

what? hey dont get me wrong. im just enjoying a few pints and listening to war of the worlds seeing as how an earlier post put me in the mood. dont judge me! hehe

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:22, archived)

The Jeff Wayne

version? Classic.

(Xybex, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:23, archived)

yup

oooooooh-laaaaaaah!

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:27, archived)

I ain't judging!

I'm asking if that's who you mean!

Or do you mean Domokun like Roxy suggested?

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:26, archived)

yeah

domokun and the rest of the little scary things that feature a lot ;)

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:27, archived)

dictionary.reference.com/search?q=meme

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Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:10, archived)

The word was

invented by the evolutionary biologist Richard Dawkins, I believe...?

(Zineboy, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:16, archived)

The blind watchmaker

is a blinder of a book. Highly recommended.

(Xybex, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:18, archived)

come to think of it

ive heard it somewhere before and i may have seen it in a genetics textbook...dont laugh...i used to that shit at uni.
*hides*

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:18, archived)

Really?

I have a degree in genetics & microbiology. It was less fun than I thought it would be. Got a Desmond in the end.

(Xybex, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:22, archived)

well

my subject was biomedical sciences..only did 2 years..im a waster and a sick, mongy one at that.

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:24, archived)

ah, better a desmond

than a douglas

(Machinecurse, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:44, archived)

no, this is where it's at

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:01, archived)

i'm a bit old-fashioned

i prefer a good honest gay shift, i like my pint of bitter, and i vote conservative.

(Sir Tomalot: Don't look at my profile, you'll go blind, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:03, archived)

you do realise

gay time, isn't to do with actually being gay but happy

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:06, archived)

What!

*takes off combat g-string and shuffles toward the door*

(Sir Tomalot: Don't look at my profile, you'll go blind, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:07, archived)

*picksup g -string*

*ahhhhhhhh*

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mongychops, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:10, archived)

you removed my write up!

*slaps you with a fish*

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:10, archived)

Forget your troubles come on get happy

you better chase all your cares away, sing halleluja get happy, get ready for the judgement day
the sun is ~~shining~~ moon come on get happy

/Judy Garland

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:11, archived)

*gets happy*

*waves at Roxy*

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:17, archived)

*waves right back*

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:18, archived)

I had to do this

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Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:11, archived)

Argh!

teh eyse!

(Sir Tomalot: Don't look at my profile, you'll go blind, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:14, archived)

no no no no

you really didn't have to do that

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:15, archived)

I beg to differ.

Maybe I'm just a wrongbrained evil type but it just cried out to be done.

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Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:18, archived)

do you do it to all circles?

(Sir Tomalot: Don't look at my profile, you'll go blind, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:19, archived)

No, just ones with crenilated centers.

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Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:20, archived)

A good idea...

(Icouldsleepforever, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 23:57, archived)

Now he looks menacing.

I'm glad the bastard's in a box.

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DogHorse plop, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 23:58, archived)

On a day we had

a Ring/Kranky hybrid animation...thats quite a compliment ;)

(Icouldsleepforever, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 23:59, archived)

Any time.

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DogHorse plop, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:01, archived)

Ha!

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:04, archived)

LOL

hahahahahahaha! death to mimes!!

(eyes, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 14:30, archived)

That's the funniest

so far.

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caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 10:44, archived)

been done

i bet it has

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pippy is a truck, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 23:54, archived)

If so,

not quite this well.

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Sexy Picard 2000, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 23:55, archived)

you found Nemo!

yay!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 23:56, archived)

but not so well

woo!

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lemonhead, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 23:56, archived)

Has now.

Woo.

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DogHorse plop, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 23:56, archived)

hehe

Getting ready for the sequel: 'Frying Nemo'
Very good

(JackB, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 23:57, archived)

Hooarah

One of those rare very good pics on bta

(smoglane!, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:01, archived)

hehe...

fab...

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:09, archived)

You're just cruel

Well done.

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Tart Monkey, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:24, archived)

A lot of these at the moment...

(JackB, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 23:52, archived)

:) nice

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:02, archived)

This is Sack, he posts here

He declared open photoshopping season and gave me a link to pics of himself at his website.

So i did this: -

(LlamaPHIL, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 23:49, archived)

So go on then,

Whats the link for the image source?

Let the mashing begin.

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Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Fri 16 Jul 2004, 23:53, archived)

I don't imagine he'd be too happy but......

He said he was gonna get revenge on me anyway, might as well make it worthwhile eh?

SACK

(LlamaPHIL, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 23:57, archived)

You've actually done him a favour from the original pic....

is that mould on his top lip? or some form of baby caterpillar?!!!!

(SILVERTONGUEDCAVALIER, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:02, archived)

forgive me for being crude

but i think its a botched "dirty sanchez"

luckily sack has retired for the evening and will not see any of this, which is good as he is already part way through making a gayshift pic featuring yours truly

(LlamaPHIL, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:04, archived)

hehe

ooooooooooohlaaaaaaaaaaaaaah (if you dont know the album dont bother asking me what that means) ;)

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 23:57, archived)

i do indeed know the album

you know, in the book the martians actually say "aloo", not "ulaa". Bit of trivia there.

The album's miles better anyway though

(LlamaPHIL, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 23:59, archived)

Saaaaag Aloooooo!!

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DogHorse plop, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:00, archived)

WOO!

chump martian-bear

tell you something, i love posting war of the world pics, you always get a response.

(LlamaPHIL, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:06, archived)

he's a man of many faces

he's a master of disguise ...

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spiny - things are looking up, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:26, archived)

Have some microscopic bacteria you martian wanker!

(blows a handful of nasty bacteria at martian wanker. Not nice bacteria but nasty bacteria, like ecoli, aids or Thora Hurd)

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Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:01, archived)

UUUUULLLAAA for tripods

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DonnChadh, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:05, archived)

HOT PISS! thems good tripods

you know, the book suggests they move in a whirling motion of some kind, but i can't quite picture it, after years of taking the jeff wayne tripods as being the face of the martians

(LlamaPHIL, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:08, archived)

That

is fucking lovely.

And takes me back to a David Essex filled War of the World nightmareathon after listening it.

Oh Nathanial...

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Fronkle99, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:11, archived)

still gives me nightmares

many a time i have almost shed a tear for the thunderchild

(LlamaPHIL, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:14, archived)

Just found This

It's a very contoversial episode of rainbow, I reckon it was probably made purposely. It's the one with twangers, balls, and maracas, and Zippy holding a banana at the begining.

If you've seen it before don't bother using the bandwidth.

Click here to see it

Suggest the 56K-ers DONT watch it . . . .

As it's quite big.

*EDIT* oh and its about 120 seconds long!

(Quizbo, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 23:47, archived)

an epic

Glasscock

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applehead herp derp, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 23:48, archived)

more glass cock

than a blah blah metaphore

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SixByNine By the power of Greyskull, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 23:50, archived)

It's funny..

I think it was made for the season end party.. (not for the public to see)

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tweaknik, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 23:50, archived)

That

Figures

(Quizbo, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 23:52, archived)

The Most Glasscock of all Glass Cocks.. Its a Crystal Cock

Don't mean to be un-fluffy.. i just wanted to use my pretty anim again

(smoglane!, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 23:50, archived)

i love that one

yay :D

(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Fri 16 Jul 2004, 23:51, archived)

yay

for scumbag college

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mongychops, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 23:54, archived)

...

Eye, up scumbag! up scumbag!

(JaffaMused local in the So.Cal, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:16, archived)

how can it be more glass cock

than the glass cock

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:03, archived)

That is class

and at under 125kb is value for money!

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Fronkle99, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:12, archived)

A cock made of the finest glass I think.

Still bloody funny though, just a bit of a classic glasscock unfortunately.

Hey, has anyone seen the one with the break-dancing Transformers, yadda yadda yadda.

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Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Fri 16 Jul 2004, 23:51, archived)

look at this wondeful site beofre posting links

www.glassco.cx

(Sir Tomalot: Don't look at my profile, you'll go blind, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 23:59, archived)

Oooh

Competition pearoast opportunity of insane proportions...

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The Neville What what what, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 23:44, archived)

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:28, archived)

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