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# aww ain't he cute

bloody hard to feed though
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 19:32, archived)
# has he got a name?
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 19:44, archived)
# Heidi Fleiss
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 19:30, archived)
# pffffffffffffffft
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 19:32, archived)
# *groan*
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 20:26, archived)
#
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 19:12, archived)
# hahahaha!
ticket to hell for Dr. Berk please!
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 19:13, archived)
# ah well
has to be better than that trip to Sri Lanka i had planned.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 19:14, archived)
# Yeah...
I wouldn't mind going waterskiing over the maldives, though
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 19:17, archived)
# hehe
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 19:18, archived)
# shop if yourself
you lazy cocksucking piece of fuck.
(, Mon 27 Dec 2004, 2:48, archived)
# lol, wut?
Howdy y'all :) I appologise for anything I may have said last night, I was incredibly drunk and lonely :P

Hope you all had a good christmas :)
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 19:13, archived)
# yes, you were quite plastered
but we love you anyway. merry christmas! :D
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 19:21, archived)
# reading through it
I am curious to as what my mindset was, talking about such things as "Arab Culture" and "Jeruselem" :|
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 19:25, archived)
# blimmeh
long time, no see, young man
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 19:27, archived)
# 'tis a bit :D
How are you, old bean?
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 19:27, archived)
# pretty good mostly
drunk and stupid, etc, etc.


yourself?
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 19:29, archived)
# about the same :)
Just enjoying the free christmas alcohol :)
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 19:30, archived)
# hehe
my msn is stapleballs at hairy-arse dot com if you've not got it.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 19:31, archived)
# is it in any way
based on actual events of your testicular metal?
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 19:33, archived)
# yeah
but it's only my msn massager login :P
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 19:35, archived)
# :P
I added it
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 19:36, archived)
# kk
trillian isn't telling me, so who knows what's going on there.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 19:48, archived)
# i really wasn't sure either, i dunno if we'd have understood even without the drunk spelling :P
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 19:38, archived)
# haha yeah :)
It was a bit crazy :P
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 19:41, archived)
# I particulaly liked
the video of you watermeloning that chicken. I have saved it.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 19:30, archived)
# wut?
*paranoid*
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 19:31, archived)
# Pffft
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 19:14, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ace
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 19:14, archived)
# Merry Xmas Asia
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 19:16, archived)
# Christmas?
i'd have thought that there was a pretty low degree of christmas going on out that way, due to them (AFAIK) mostly not being christian.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 19:18, archived)
# 'cept western tourists...
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 19:19, archived)
# they were just there
and killed so western country's populations feel as if they've lost something and as such, give money.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 19:20, archived)
# I hate news stories like that

'2 million people were killed today, 3 were British'

(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 19:22, archived)
# yeah
british doesn't really count these days

should have been english, scottish, welsh or whatever.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 19:23, archived)
# What about the sweatshops?
Won't somebody think of the sweatshops?!

And the underaged sex tourism?!

/maybedrunkranting
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 19:23, archived)
# *thinks about underaged sex tourism*
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 19:25, archived)
# you are beginning to worry me
*phones rozzers*
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 19:27, archived)
# *deletes hard drive*
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 19:29, archived)
# they scan between the tracks on HDDs
impossible to erase.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 19:30, archived)
# *throws computer into volcano*
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 19:31, archived)
# Maybe it was Santa's revenge

or that Jesus fellow I hear about sometimes
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 19:21, archived)
# I don't get it.
Should I read the news?
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 19:31, archived)
# yeah
10000 odd people suffering DEATH
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 19:32, archived)
# OMG
Pronounced "omg"
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 19:37, archived)
# I think i need more beer....
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 19:00, archived)
# hahahaha
she's a bad girl
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 19:01, archived)
# Oh they've all been bad...
All females, EVERYWHERE.

I will punish them with my well.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 19:02, archived)
# well?











I'm waiting....
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 20:06, archived)
# surely she doesn't have bush yet?
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 19:02, archived)
# ARF!
Edit: You seem to know a awful lot for an innocent bystander....
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 19:02, archived)
# I, erm...well...I...

/runs
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 19:05, archived)
# *phones police*
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 19:10, archived)
# *boards private jet to Rio*
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 19:14, archived)
# You are Gary Glitter
AICMFP
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 19:17, archived)
# *reveals bald head*
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 19:19, archived)
# pfffffft
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 19:03, archived)
# Fed's what?
</pedant>
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 19:17, archived)
# i concur.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 19:30, archived)
# fridge of woe

dont ye just love ms paint :)
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:45, archived)
# very nice!


(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:47, archived)
# i really like that

woo
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:53, archived)
# bloody hell it's all gone quiet
woo
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:54, archived)
# GIANT TOAST MONSTER!
woo!
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:56, archived)
# apparently,
fridges are now called 'food centres' ...
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:57, archived)
# Fridge-tastic
:)
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:59, archived)
# mashtastic
woo
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 19:00, archived)
# Well... it's not much


if you really want to play around with this menu and you don't mind downloading rather large files (cause i haven't implemented an decent image format support)
go right ahead(729kb download)
Only the quit button works (obviously)
the keys 1-4 can be used to disable/enable each button respectively.

That said, I'm now seriously considering writing a new engine for this game as I go, as the number of bugs and complications with my old (but damn cool) 2d engine are making a 2hr feature take 7+hrs to implement.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:24, archived)
# YAAAAY!
I love your stuff!
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:25, archived)
# very nice
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:26, archived)
# very nice!



(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:30, archived)
# I am looking forward to this more than words can describe.
But I'll give you a tip: beware yak-shaving.

THREADJACK:
Reckless Rik, are you from Manchester?
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:32, archived)
# To add yak shaving into this game... that's a wothy challenge!
and is more interesting than drawing all the animations and tilesets
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:35, archived)
# how did you write the engine? are you teh uber h4xx0r?
christ Band Aid 20 on radio... KILL KILL
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:52, archived)
# hahaha!
em.. no.. why?
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:52, archived)
#
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:55, archived)
# cool - got an e-mail address in yon profile?
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:56, archived)
# Aye,
I've just put it in ma profile
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 19:00, archived)
# I got lazy :D
www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/shatner.zip

you`ll need to dupicate frame 15 and then frame 12 and tack them onto the end for the "punching" motion :D
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 19:02, archived)
# I'll give it a go,
I've had a few beers too many so I'm having a bit of bother using teh Imageready an that.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 19:09, archived)
# i dont have
MSVCP71D.dll

write it without it next time
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:32, archived)
# I apologise but this has been driving me insane....
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:20, archived)
# hahaha
twins
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:21, archived)
# thats
one extreme tommy cooper at deaths door impression by comma.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:21, archived)
# her eyes are scarier blue than Frankie Sinottera
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:54, archived)
# Lemmony looks so familiar
Its scary!
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:21, archived)
# hmmmmm...
god knows where you might know me from... Leeds uni/cumbria are the onlyplaces i'm likely to be seen
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:46, archived)
# Very nice!
was it Monkey Beer Lite that he wasted?
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:22, archived)
# Mixed with shots of mind bleach...
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:23, archived)
# hmmmm
mind bleach with ice, refreshing!
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:24, archived)
# Apparently Smirnoff are interested in the rights
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:25, archived)
# *FwapS*







*Apologises*
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:37, archived)
# Also:
I didn't know Victoria Wood was wearing a Fez these days.






*Apologises again*
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:38, archived)
# HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
*says nothing*
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:50, archived)
# *hears nothing*
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:52, archived)
# *sees nothing*
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:58, archived)
# *smells something*
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 19:00, archived)
# When Rappers Sell Out - No 1....
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:20, archived)
# very nice!


(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:22, archived)
# When yo hangin' wit' yo homies,
bangin' dem hoes and poppin' caps in punks asses, yo gotta stay regular!
Woo!
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:50, archived)
# Yeah, tek da piss out da rappas mofo.
cuz they is shit.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 19:34, archived)
# Pixelly!
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:19, archived)
# very nice!



(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:21, archived)
# woo that`s nice
might be nicer without the ditherage though
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:53, archived)
# Tis the curse of MSPaint sadly
For some reason, it makes gifs all a dither :/
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 19:01, archived)
# Fight!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
Place your bets NOW!
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:12, archived)
# very nice!


(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:13, archived)
# a fiver on the guy with the horns
woo
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:14, archived)
# hahaha my money`s on teh giraffe
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:52, archived)
# without getting too technical,
it's difficult to say who'd win. they both have each other's elbow covered, so it's probably whoever is quickest.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 19:49, archived)
# Possibly too subtle? :)
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

Edit: Kudos to Mr Sanity for his pinkage:)
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:11, archived)
# very nice!



(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:11, archived)
# hehehehe
:~)
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:11, archived)
# What to do with your sister's christmas present


And yes, an Elephant is watermeloning a Zebra.
Hehe, watermeloning.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:08, archived)
# very nice!


(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:11, archived)
# hehehe
"What to do with your sister's christmas present"

hehe
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:23, archived)
# so it turns out that my hand is an evil genius!



which is nice
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:07, archived)
# very nice!
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:10, archived)
# ohhhhhh
his third leg has come out of his pants.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:11, archived)
# with five limbs
what a freak :~)
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:11, archived)
# and you are also the spit for comma
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:16, archived)
# anyone fancy a game? my first ever *cough* program.....
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:04, archived)
# very nice!
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:04, archived)
# badum tish!
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:04, archived)
# take this bitch
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:07, archived)
# Chew on dis foo'!
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:09, archived)
#
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:16, archived)
# you are good, but not good enough
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:18, archived)
# nearly had me
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:26, archived)
# here
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:29, archived)
# nooooo
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:32, archived)
# arrrrrrrgh!

*goes in to a rage*
*smashes monitor*
*tips bin contents all over the floor*
*smashes window*
*tidys up bin mess*
*repairs window*
*weeps*
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:37, archived)
# sweeeeeeeet! the beer monkey is mine!
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:44, archived)
# animate this mutha please
just for me. stuck at work....
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 19:29, archived)
# AGH!
It's like Wargames all over!
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:44, archived)
# hehe


(draw an outline round it if u dont get it)
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:22, archived)
# it's eyeing up my nuts
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:44, archived)
# that is fantastic!
awesome work! woo yay and houpla!
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:46, archived)
# hah, that's excellent
have a woo!

'ning b3ta
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:53, archived)
# have a new woo.. err with no "woo" on it yet...


edit: do you fancy Monkey Beering it, Duke of Prunes? ;) I can send the original file :D

edit 2: footie time ... COME ON THE POOL!
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:55, archived)
# looks
like he is planning on burning his arm :)
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:56, archived)
# he was drinking a lot of "grasshoppers" ;)
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:57, archived)
# well
ya need a stiff drink if ya gonna go home and find ya wife has drowned in the swimming pool.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:58, archived)
# 'lo rik
i wouldn't mind the monkey beer pic, that's one meme i haven't toyed with yet
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:02, archived)
# oh I don`t have the Monkey Beer pic
I meant the Shatner :D
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:02, archived)
# argh!
oh well. :P
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:03, archived)
# here
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:16, archived)
# i send my love
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:24, archived)
# thing
is shatner power makes me think of something you take in case ya need a shit.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:04, archived)
# I'm monkey beering it now, hmmm
clean, and crisp!
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:17, archived)
# giz a sound if you want a non-scanlined version :)
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:50, archived)
# That'd be braw,
geeus no scanlines
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:55, archived)
# wow 1st pic i see as i come onto the board...
that's darn brilliant
woo
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:55, archived)
# very nice!


(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:59, archived)
# de ja vu
i see a pattern developing....
*makes prediction for future post response*
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:01, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:08, archived)
# Ace!
So, a squion or a lirrel?
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:15, archived)
# fluffey teim!


(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:38, archived)
# very nice

(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:39, archived)
# pixeltastic
woo
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:39, archived)
# very nice!
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:47, archived)
# very nice!
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:48, archived)
# ...very nice
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 18:02, archived)
# eek help me.....
hey, ive been looking for this for about an hour now, its to an lego animation with music which goes along the lines *where that chesse go? i dont know" i need it to help with uni work, can any one help?
thanks
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:22, archived)
# have a squizz through the old newsletters
as it was in there at some point

edit: google is your friend:
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue101/
:D
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:23, archived)
# trying to
thats what i was doing for the for mentioned hour.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:24, archived)
# eejit!

I just searched for "cheese +b3ta +newsletter" :D
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:25, archived)
# wow
it takes people 5 secs to find something i was looking for for an hour, thats the wonder of xmas.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:28, archived)
# nah
thats the wonder of b3ta.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:29, archived)
# and some people are watermeloning scary at it...
Fnord being a prime example
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:30, archived)
# thats
why it pays to come here first if anyone ever needs to find something,odds are they will find it here first.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:32, archived)
# yes, with the grapes of wrath (and usual bumming for asking the questions) often comes wisdom ;)

/been watching a shit William Shatner movie where he wanted to make Julius Caesar : The Musical
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:34, archived)
# that
be `free enterprise`, sequel is being made or about to be from what i remember reading.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:35, archived)
# bloody hell you`re good!
it`s not too bad isn`t it :)

brilliant when he`s blinged up doing the rapping :D
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:37, archived)
# the
shatner dont mind singing shite cos he knows he sings like shite, and its a laugh but nothing will ever reach the peak of the very end of his version of mister tambourine man.....classic.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:39, archived)
# hahahaha :D
I`m going to try to stitch some screen grabs together to make some kind of woo/yay thing

wish me luck skipper :)
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:42, archived)
# good
luck uncle albert.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:46, archived)
# the people of 4rthur love you!
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:25, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAA
I managed to go a whole 7 weeks without hearing that!

awwwwwww :p
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:25, archived)
#
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:24, archived)
# YAY
many many thanks
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:25, archived)
# hahahaha
marvelous!
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:45, archived)
# okay, i am stoned
and drew this on my ipaq


oh and have a picture of my eye i stabbed with a mascara brush:
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:17, archived)
# are you a guy?
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:18, archived)
# yes
i am
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:18, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha
gayer!

*runs*
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:19, archived)
# i'm not gay ¬_¬
i'm bisexual XD
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:21, archived)
# have you ever been bummed?
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:22, archived)
# hahahahahahahahha
ahahahahahhahaha
hahahahhahahahahah
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:23, archived)
# no
i haven't...
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:25, archived)
# and you call yourself a gayer?
watermelon off!
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:26, archived)
# i have had head
from a guy XD
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:26, archived)
# thats brilliant mate
and i bet all your friends are female aswell are they?
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:27, archived)
# well
the blow up ones are ;)
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:28, archived)
# nah i have
friends of both genders...
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:31, archived)
# would you like to be?


*lubes*
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:28, archived)
# depends who from XD
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:32, archived)
# you dirty bugger!
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:33, archived)
# there
appears to be a lot of weird people from that place called x.d.

(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:34, archived)
# ¬_¬
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:36, archived)
# you are Ocarina AICMFP


^^;;

(whatever the watermelon that means)
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:38, archived)
# is
it a very small mouse ?
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:39, archived)
# haven`t a baldy notion... you`d need to ask her .. or Dano
they both do stupid smileys

XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXXDXDXXDXDDXDX etc.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:58, archived)
# ahhh what a bender
no one likes a gay
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:39, archived)
# *runs back*
you love teh cock! nob jockey!

*runs*
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:22, archived)
# very nice!

(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:58, archived)
# A pic made by my 9 year old cousin

I gave him teh ingredients
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:17, archived)
# /enjoys
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:18, archived)
# you
gave him monkey beer!

yay for giving drink to minors!
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:27, archived)
# I forced him to drink 24 can of Monkey Beer
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:28, archived)
# yay! :D

get the kids started on the Monkey Beer!
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:28, archived)
# hoorah!
get 'em started young
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 17:38, archived)

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