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# jus 2 let you kno

I put up some stuff on a webstie, so pliz go brek my bandwif. ta.
homepage.ntlworld.com/mark.shep/indexx.htm

*thud*
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:26, archived)
# fluffy!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:28, archived)
# my school was closed because of snow today
so i didn't even get to give my australia speech on australia day.
(schnurricane, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:29, archived)
# Shame
it was a 'class' read!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:33, archived)
# badum tish
(schnurricane, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:33, archived)
# that's
bonaroo, acksherly
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:30, archived)
# teehee
(schnurricane, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:28, archived)
# she's a bit of a looker
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:35, archived)
# it's bonaroo
as a kitten
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:38, archived)
# love the freaky eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:35, archived)
# It's bonaroo.
they're her ey...
never mind
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:38, archived)
# who the fuck is that?
why won't anyone tell me who that is?
(schnurricane, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:41, archived)
# IT'S BO..
oh - I get it.
heh.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:42, archived)
# Brian Bullied
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:25, archived)
# Great as ever sir.
WYH

Night all. Early start.
(I helped save b3ta! MrSparky, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:26, archived)
# Nicely!
Done..
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Scientists! When will you learn?!


(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:18, archived)
# bertie gets his revenge
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:19, archived)
# heh


rp 3769920
(haberman is singing in the changes, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:02, archived)
# Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:19, archived)
# hatstand!
woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:20, archived)
# hang on,
you guys do have bertie basset over there don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:22, archived)
# nope.
I shall google it now.
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:24, archived)
# I think
my story tells you everything you need know!

(the blue ones that make his hat are the most delicious)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:25, archived)
# mmmm
The Circular One with the Coconut sounds good
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:35, archived)
# coconut?!
you're sick and wrong!

edit: and goodnight!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:38, archived)
# pffft
night!
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:45, archived)
# they are all yummy
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:39, archived)
# wow.
liquorice can make you give birth up to 2.5 days earlier than you should.*




*statement applies only to female women.**

**statement applies only to female women who are gravid.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:50, archived)
# Never.
basically
(Can Tab, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:20, archived)
# mmm... aniseedy
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:36, archived)
# them's
good eatin'!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:39, archived)
# I love that.
Though not the brown ones as much.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:44, archived)
# woo!
sooper dooper.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:51, archived)
# that gets my new crap woo!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 1:06, archived)
# Say Hey George!

[Please Note the use of a baby hand]
(Tjimbson, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:15, archived)
# Is that George Bush?
I've never seen a picture involving him posted before.
(Hairy Midget, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:23, archived)
#


snort
(I helped save b3ta! b2 I'm not really here..., Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:28, archived)
# on the plus side, they know its not worthy
no optimistic 280px widths to be seen round here.

yarr.
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:43, archived)
# here ya go

*waits patiently*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:53, archived)
# rofl
you must be so smart and funny

omg
(schnurricane, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:30, archived)
# lol!
(Hairy Midget, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:31, archived)
# OMGROFLBBQ!
(schnurricane, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:34, archived)
# well, skew it on the bar-b
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:39, archived)
# What are we?
Your 'have to have it pointed out because we're too thick to get such a sophistfuckingcated gag' bitches?

Hmmmm, Clarice?

Are the lambs still screaming?
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:37, archived)
# that had to hurt
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:13, archived)
# Ohh..that's a bit
good/painful/good/painful/good/painful/good/painful....

Lubbly shopped though!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:15, archived)
# oooooooooooooooh!
ooooooooooooooch!
wooooooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:16, archived)
# ouch!
great idea, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:18, archived)
# haha
OWW!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:19, archived)
# nice!
:o) i do like that!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:59, archived)
# Just farting about
with 3ds max
(I helped save b3ta! six50, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:07, archived)
# I hate you!
I just can't get on with 'max'!

V.Woo! =)

EDIT: RHINO2 is my limit so far
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:09, archived)
# Woo for Rhino!
Ever since that rubber ducky tutorial I haven't used anything else.

Also, woo for 3D cans.
(I helped save b3ta! DaSchop gippie, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:17, archived)
# WOW!
Another Rhino user!

/doffs cap
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:19, archived)
# *secret rhino handshake
It's really the only thing that's keeping me from buying a Mac.

That, and money.
(I helped save b3ta! DaSchop gippie, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:20, archived)
# Forget the Mac
I have a G4 under the desk that is just gathering dust. They seem to be always playing 'catch-up' to linux, let alone Win (sorry)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:23, archived)
# Oooh.. Can I have it?
Anyway, I want one of those pretty Powerbooks, they seem really nice.

I've wanted to buy a mac for years though, but I always end up getting a PC. I bet I'll be visiting B3ta on an IBM Thinkpad in a month or two.
(I helped save b3ta! DaSchop gippie, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:27, archived)
# This G4 is about 5 yr old now (400MHz)
and WHAT a waste of 5 grand (inc software).. I just don't rate Macs at all. Even printing companies take PC files as the norm now. I never see the need to use it.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:30, archived)
# But OSX is so pretty!
and..

erm...

what other reasons did I think up again?

never mind.

'night all.
(I helped save b3ta! DaSchop gippie, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:33, archived)
# so fucking woo
.. the lemon will now dance for you
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:10, archived)
# he he!!
Thanks Mr Lemon :)
(I helped save b3ta! six50, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:10, archived)
# Is that a bloke,
that lemon?
coo!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:17, archived)
# Wiggle that citrus booty!
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:14, archived)
# Ahh the crisp, clean taste of Monkey Beer!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:12, archived)
# Thats woo!
Could you maybe provide a face-on, printable label for monkey beer? Just for those of us who feel the need to stick it on every can/bottle we drink from ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:12, archived)
# shame it's empty,
I could do with a refill
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:15, archived)
# How hard is 3dsmax to use?
woo to pic btw
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:16, archived)
# errrr...
It's a bit tricky.
I've been trying to learn it for years now and that's about all I can doo :(
I didn't even make the can myself:(
(I helped save b3ta! six50, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:19, archived)
# im going to get shot for this
(glenn d'jackson, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:06, archived)
# yay
yay
yay
yay
yay
yay
yay
yay
yay
yay
yay
yay
yay
yay
yay
yay
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:11, archived)
# I never noticed before
How many Fiats there are in that pic!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:12, archived)
# Hahahahaha
its like the film "Bullitt" where you cant even count the no. of VW Beetles
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:14, archived)
# I haven't seen that one
will watch out for it though.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:18, archived)
# Great movie
if you like your old late 60s car chase/police thrillers ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:23, archived)
# That's great,
as is your username!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:13, archived)
# um...
isnt the orginal picture for that a joke about womens parking with a sign saying "womens parking only".
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:14, archived)
# You noticed that too?
I wasn't going to say anything.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:16, archived)
# is there a pic already....shame on me
i found it clean, great mysogonists think alike
(glenn d'jackson, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:17, archived)
# My Bad
(Tjimbson, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:03, archived)
# Ha.
Ha.



Ha.




HaHaHa.









HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa

*shits himself*
(Can Tab, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:06, archived)
# They should use that!
It's not that offensive, is it?

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:07, archived)
# well i dont see
disabled people getting pissed off everytime they see a toilet door or a parking space.

So I say yay to that.
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:44, archived)
# there's a certain cool wooiness about that
yep - they should use it!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:18, archived)
# this is just wrong, wrong I tell you!
www.internezz.net/php/fotolog/albums/userpics/mona.jpg
NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:03, archived)
# Monkey wants nuts :S
..wrong,so wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:05, archived)
# Everyone loves a good monkeywank.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:05, archived)
# Well, hmm...
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:06, archived)
# yep
pretty much wrong in every way possible.
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:06, archived)
# Haven't you ever heard of the organ grinder and his monkey?
and with that I shall begone, night all, oohhh just noticed it was my b3taday bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:07, archived)
# Still
Its cheaper than a whore
which one is you?
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:07, archived)
# do u speak spanish, by the way ?
(drk, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:09, archived)
# gaaahhhhhh
he's taking a risk I wouldn't dare take
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:14, archived)
# hahahahaha
FILTH!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:19, archived)
# your replies always make me laugh.
you devil, you!
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:22, archived)
# I'm just here
for the monkey lovin'!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Land of Lilliput "Spot the ball competition"


Proasted for the comp... ning all!:)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:59, archived)
# haha
I actually laughed out loud!
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:00, archived)
# That's no..............


woo!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:00, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:00, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:00, archived)
# heh
excellentcompopearoast
(Scary Dave, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:02, archived)
# Now in handy Woman size tub/can
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:51, archived)
# ger hear
that bir smer ert ova it flops
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:52, archived)
# She is loving the crisp, clean taste of Monkey Beer!
Woo to the pic

TJ: Not sure if this is g/c but found this on ebay. Someone get the idea from the fp?

cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=324&item=5553600049&rd=1
(I helped save b3ta! iwannabeabonobo has been buying lots of gadgets this weekend, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:52, archived)
# Yay for
copycats... I do it all the time...
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:54, archived)
# OMG!
Geez! someone has actually selling tsunami water!

anyone placing a bid?
(Noonaa, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:54, archived)
# Hahaha
Must have nicked it from FP. Sad case.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:55, archived)
# seamless
I'm sure you'll agree.


That's what it does to you ;)
(Can Tab, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:54, archived)
# hahah
hahaha
(drk, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:55, archived)
# Gotta love the cucumber shaped straw ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:56, archived)
# Yeah.
Blame the guy who's picture I stole it from ;)
(Can Tab, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:58, archived)
# you could have cloned it out yourself you know
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:58, archived)
# I thought of that too
But Ive had one too many monkey beers to try it on that tropicana carton :-S
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:00, archived)
# Probably could have, but
a) I'm Lazy
b) I've only had GIMP for about 4 days
c) I'm incompetent
d) She wouldn't have been licking the end of a cucumber sprouting from a can of monkey beer.

edit: e) and since you did the original better than I could have, at least one person would have done it better ;)

I rest my flimsy case.
(Can Tab, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:02, archived)
# :)
it's a good straw! i want one!

i look out for one in the 99p store.
(Noonaa, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:58, archived)
# erm....
monkey beer gives you cat's eyes and snake's tongue. so monkey's came about when a cat and a snake made babies.

we are descendants of snakes and kittens! woo!
(Noonaa, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:56, archived)
# Who the hell is that bint?
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:56, archived)
# Simpleton
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:57, archived)
# Ahh, fridge girl...
/fucks off back to the talk board
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:58, archived)
# i wonder
what percentage of your recomended daily alowance of monkeys do you get in monkeybeer?
(The Magenta Ninja am behind you stealings yor magenterses, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:56, archived)
# erm...
not much i don't think. That's why she's been taking big cans. and that's just a sample. she's quite thirsty. How mouth is dry from being open for so long.
(Noonaa, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:01, archived)
# Give him back his beer
I think my monkey wants his beer back.



(took this photo on recent holiday to S.Africa, can I enter it for cutest thing on the web for newsletter please rob?)

Please?
(CustardCar is riding the back. with a hat., Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:00, archived)
# send it
Sent it to rob.
(Noonaa, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:01, archived)
# Hmmm
Seeing as Robs not here. Ill say no since its WAY underexposed HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Just kidding
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:02, archived)
# is it too dark, my ruddy monitor's showing the picture really dark?
thought i'd ask a nikon guy
(CustardCar is riding the back. with a hat., Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:02, archived)
# The comp Im viewing it on
shows it quite dark too. Muck around with photoshop levels and see what happens. Even do it manually if you need to ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:04, archived)
# Is this pic better? (i know its different)
(CustardCar is riding the back. with a hat., Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:10, archived)
# ...
but the blurryness softens it and makes it cuter. they do that with kittens!
(Noonaa, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:03, archived)
# Hmmmm
Well Id suggest sharpening the eyes and leaving the rest blurred....Maybe even blur the background some more as its a distraction
*apologises for imposing photography techniques on people*
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:07, archived)
# Mr Potato Blair


fell the quick and dirtyness... mmmm thats good speedgrime
(The Magenta Ninja am behind you stealings yor magenterses, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:49, archived)
# FUCK YOU BAIR
you twory CUNT!!
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:51, archived)
# Simpleton Visits The Land Of Apes in Search of Monkey Beer


silly bint
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:49, archived)
# class
didn't she she know they only drink ape bitter?
(I helped save b3ta! shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:52, archived)
# this is getting ridiculous.
she doesn't even like monkey beer.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:48, archived)
# That actually
made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:49, archived)
# ooh
she thort it was mint-choc-chip ice cream all this time but was shocked to find it was monkey beer. poor tiffany.
(Noonaa, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:50, archived)
# Thats
really distubing.
(I helped save b3ta! MrSparky, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:50, archived)
# distubing?
it has made you tubeless?
you poor dear.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:54, archived)
# nasty hobbitses
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:50, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:51, archived)
# gollum's precious
he wasn't after the ring.....he wanted ice cream! or monkey beer or woteva
(Noonaa, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:52, archived)
# OMG
Even she's fwapworthy.
(Scary Dave, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:52, archived)
# you are michael jackson
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:53, archived)
# The difference between me and Neil Armstrong?
Nuffink I tell you, nuffink.
(Scary Dave, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:00, archived)
# Does anyone here know anything about


I need to know how to do a delay in java?
e.g. I need the program to do something, wait 2 seconds, then do something else. Anyone able to help out?
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:47, archived)
# YEah
chew your food longer... maybe
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:49, archived)
# i haven't programmed java in over a year
but i believe

an easy way to do it would to just make a module with a for loop that does nothing several thousand times and you can call that whenever you need. trial and error, for delay length, i believe. but there has to be a more elegant way to do it.

[edit: you can access the system clock, right? maybe you could do a while loop that stores the first value on the system clock and continues until that has progressed by two seconds. or maybe i'm making stuff up.]
(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:49, archived)
# fyi
www.javacoffeebreak.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:50, archived)
# java
try Thread.sleep(2000);
java.sun.com/j2se/1.4.2/docs/api/java/lang/Thread.html#sleep(long)
(kp, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:55, archived)
# *shudder*
use the sleep();. eg

sleep(1000);

Is 1 second. That currunt thread will then go down had have 40 winks. I read this in my good old Java for Students book a classic with a picture of a mouse on the front.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:57, archived)
# thank you
and thanks to kp too.
*goes to try*
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:04, archived)
# I only wish this was made (cos then Roy Chubby Brown would be dead and blind too)


Made this using paintbrush only. if anyone fancies making a better version, feel free and then e-mail me and i'll take this ghetto version off. It looked better in my head!
(CustardCar is riding the back. with a hat., Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:46, archived)
# Pearoast!

I think yours took more effort though.
(Scary Dave, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:51, archived)
# blaaad
Quick and easy. But still as good.

Cheers.

(CustardCar is riding the back. with a hat., Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:53, archived)
# Feh
It wasn't quick and easy, took me about an hour to change the glasses. But my l33t skills may not be up to scratch
(Scary Dave, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:58, archived)
# Arf!
I like it...
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:55, archived)
# Jammy bitch
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:45, archived)
# ooh!
she's excited coz she managed to buy the tsunami water. then her jaw locked coz she open her mouth so wide to scream with happiness! woo yay!
(Noonaa, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:47, archived)
# hmmm
needs more glasscock
(The Magenta Ninja am behind you stealings yor magenterses, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:50, archived)
# i know!
this explains everything!

they photoshoped out the pillar that had been glued into place in her mouth.



no other explination!
(Noonaa, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:43, archived)
# i believe she was excited about the cucumber.
(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:44, archived)
# perhaps its a cucumber slicer
for making salad
(I helped save b3ta! shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:45, archived)
# ...
woteva could it be for?
(Noonaa, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:45, archived)
# Please explain
(Nelly, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:45, archived)
# her mouth is always open
= pillar to hold it
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:52, archived)
# hahahah
:D
(drk, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:45, archived)
# shirley
monkey beer should be written crudely upon the cucumber.
(I helped save b3ta! MrSparky, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:49, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm going to pearoast and run for this compo


somewhat tenuous...but hey
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:42, archived)
# ha
i like that, woo
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:46, archived)
# Thank you
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:48, archived)
# awww, lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:48, archived)
# yay!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:53, archived)
# aww!
don't go, litil kittin!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:57, archived)
# erm.....
(Noonaa, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:32, archived)
# is this an anti-monkey beer commentary?
(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:33, archived)
# who cares?
(Nelly, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:39, archived)
# me.
that's why i asked.
(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:40, archived)
# Just take me to her
NOW!
(Nelly, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:44, archived)
# Bloody hell
I can't believe you actually managed to find a picture of her drinking monkey beer and such a sensibly sized one too.
(I helped save b3ta! shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:34, archived)
# tee hee
ain't i a devil
(Noonaa, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:34, archived)
# does this poor girl have lockjaw?
(cowjoose - This is not a code, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:34, archived)
# she has the constantly amazed look
of a simpleton
(I helped save b3ta! shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:35, archived)
# hee hee, she does too
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:36, archived)
# also
an amazing bottom.
(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:38, archived)
# very true
although I am sure it amazes her more than it does us
(I helped save b3ta! shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:38, archived)
# you underestimate how much i enjoy it.
(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:39, archived)
# pardon?
are you female?
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:40, archived)
# she has lock bottom
(cowjoose - This is not a code, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:42, archived)
# probably.
no one has posted one without her mouth like that.

she's probably in an opera or something. Soprano....

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(Noonaa, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:36, archived)
# BIGGER!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:35, archived)
# Soz
Sorry bout the size.

didn't realise. Oopsy Daisy!
(Noonaa, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:37, archived)
# what an exciting bandwagon this is
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:36, archived)
# hahaha
I think her face froze some time ago
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:36, archived)
# Christ this is different.
Brace yaself love, im going in dry.
(I helped save b3ta! MrSparky, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:42, archived)
# hmmn
maybe that's why she needs the beer. her mouth is so dry coz it's been open for so long.
(Noonaa, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:44, archived)

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