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So bored...

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Tiggy Twitchin', Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:23, archived)

they're great

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:24, archived)

And that's a good thing!

Woo to boredom induced spud-zombies!

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:24, archived)

is it bad

that i find them very attractive?

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:24, archived)

They do have sexy shoes...

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Tiggy Twitchin', Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:26, archived)

they

most certainly do.

*fwap*

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:27, archived)

Have you noticed them around?

Um.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:26, archived)

do you think

they'd go to bed with me?

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:27, archived)

*plays trumpet*

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:29, archived)

Best thing(s) ever!

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:25, archived)

woo

for jelly beans

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Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:31, archived)

some politicians looking stupid

mainly because the goodies were politically colour coded in the video clip

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:16, archived)

When is the single available?

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Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:16, archived)

YAAY

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DogHorse plop, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:17, archived)

This

is fabulous!

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:18, archived)

....dance party?

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haylith has been gone a long, long time, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:18, archived)

Ooh ooh ooh!

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Comma, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:18, archived)

oooooh ooooooooh OOOOOH!!!

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:24, archived)

haha! woo yay!

that is fantastic

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:19, archived)

Good, Giving and Game?

/is asleep in bed really

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eponymous Oh!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:20, archived)

see no evil, hear no evil, and evil

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:23, archived)

I now

have a wirelessly connected laptop.

Which means I can be on b3ta and in bed at the same time. This is a bad thing.

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The Neville What what what, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:32, archived)

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The Neville What what what, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:15, archived)

Clever chap.

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Comma, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:16, archived)

Hahaha!

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DogHorse plop, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:16, archived)

i can do Telekenesis

watch...
nevermind I lost it :(

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Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:18, archived)

haha!

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:18, archived)

Hahaha!

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:18, archived)

YES!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:23, archived)

The Truth Behind the Moon Landing

(Ferrit, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:12, archived)

a chefs hat

with a bird-shaped hole in it got there first?

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:13, archived)

'twas the bible bashers

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Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:15, archived)

fucking religious cunts

GOD DOESNT EXSIST! GET OVER IT! wankers...

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:16, archived)

easy now

lets not go answering philosophical questions that have puzzled the greatest minds the world has ever had since the dawn of history, all in one go

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:21, archived)

There ya go:

The Viking banner has a black raven on a white field. It was brought to the americas by Leif Erickson 500 years before Columbus.

(Ferrit, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:16, archived)

ooooooooh

i see! hehehe... vikings...

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:18, archived)

Woo!

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Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:14, archived)

think you're missing something

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:20, archived)

I didn't know

George Bush went to the moon

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Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:22, archived)

George is a big knob

(Ferrit, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:23, archived)

They all said I was crazy!

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Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:07, archived)

including the cute turtle?

shucks, life sucks

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:09, archived)

The turtle

is the leader

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Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:12, archived)

they were probably right

(Booga O Valencia!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:09, archived)

...

I find that very offensive, I am going to now go have a civilised conversation with my turtle. I don't have a turtle (Who Said?) maybe it was the peanut people for pluto, yes thats it I recall now!

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Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:11, archived)

haha, how soothing

apologies for TJ: the person who accidentally took my name apparently resurfaced earlier today
www.b3ta.com/board/4478006
if they come back would someone be so kind as to inform them that i had the name first and i'd be forever grateful if they'd give it back

such a fluffy person, too :)

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:11, archived)

so we're all being emo, eh?

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abandonnship, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:02, archived)

very nice emo.deep.suicidal.thoughts.while.looking.into.the.distance look you have going on there.

i still would. *waits to get hit by bc*

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:03, archived)

dots.not.dashes

ooh bagsie that as me emo bandname

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ibex (not ipod), Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:04, archived)

there we go.

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:04, archived)

emo level has reached critical mass, sir

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ibex (not ipod), Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:05, archived)

wait,

i have to go and steal my mums razor to cut myself.

there, NOW i'm truly emo.

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:06, archived)

burn them all!

THEM ALL! or just the government

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Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:10, archived)

he's gone to bed

say whatever you'd like

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abandonnship, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:13, archived)

emotastic, ms. 'ship!

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Shiksa, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:03, archived)

You're so gorgeous.

I just want to stroke you.

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Comma, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:05, archived)

like a dog?

or genie in a bottle?

(BtizeF200 who ate all the 3.14s?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:06, archived)

Or a blood-clot on the brain?

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DogHorse plop, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:07, archived)

...

now you had to take it just one step further diddnt you... o_O

(BtizeF200 who ate all the 3.14s?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:08, archived)

All of these.

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Comma, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:08, archived)

Oh Lovely

Fabulous!

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TehPieBoy TheGoodShite.co.nr, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:08, archived)

Uhm.. What's emo?

*hides*

(Sverre my password is "password", Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:10, archived)

It's a brand of glue

Haven't you heard of emo-stik?

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:11, archived)

i thought this was emo...

www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/TV/9811/13/sesame.street/elmo.jpg

(BtizeF200 who ate all the 3.14s?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:12, archived)

Me too..

But then i saw all the emo photos..

(Sverre my password is "password", Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:14, archived)

you don't want him dive bombing your car

it's crap cos i'm tired, night all

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:53, archived)

'night Mr Sanity

and no, it's not crap :)

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evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:55, archived)

I didn't abdicate

Rik's the king again.
And I'm happier being Brown cow.

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:00, archived)

ooooooooh!

now I see. damned board-stats.
/looks stupid
/decides to use KBC tag anyway

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evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:02, archived)

Where'd Nerys go?

Bah.

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DogHorse plop, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:08, archived)

*fearlessly fills window washer*

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:00, archived)

i most certainly don't

anyways i have to be up again in 6 hours, night all!

edit: and in the words of kryten, "i've got gussets to scrub!"

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eponymous Oh!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:00, archived)

'Night

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The Neville What what what, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:06, archived)

arf!

how regulatory

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eponymous Oh!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:08, archived)

or my head, for that matter.

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Shiksa, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:01, archived)

lovely

and g'night

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:06, archived)

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:53, archived)

^ That

(Booga O Valencia!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:53, archived)

I love you.

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King Ralph is drunk, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:55, archived)

Jonathon King is a closet goth, I'll be bound.

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Comma, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:57, archived)

HAHAHA!

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DogHorse plop, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:57, archived)

Yes!

This!

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:57, archived)

hahaha

so random yet so great!

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the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:58, archived)

arf!

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:05, archived)

Gggrkrkr --- Ggrng.

Today I downloaded "Anarchy Online". All 800MB of it. I found it confusing and scary. And my character has a really gay beard.

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The Neville What what what, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:53, archived)

paaaarp!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:54, archived)

Whee!

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Comma, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:54, archived)

*girlish giggle* - no really!

yeah it sometimes takes a while for it to catch up with the rest of you, dunnit?

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eponymous Oh!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:55, archived)

CONGRATULATIONS

Happy arse awakening Neville

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:55, archived)

<right-click>

Set as background...

Houpla!

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evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:57, archived)

You are

my fucking hero!

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:57, archived)

TROUSER SHOUTS!

SPAMMITY PARPNESS

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DogHorse plop, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:57, archived)

what?

here's a tune in the key of 'parp' you say?

/has it saved in the random play list
/forces visitors to listen to it
/sometimes shows the associated flash too

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evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:58, archived)

Arf!

Yay!

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DogHorse plop, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:59, archived)

haha!

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:00, archived)

what a coincidence

so has mine!

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Shiksa, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:02, archived)

When drunk abuse filters you must...

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King Ralph is drunk, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:49, archived)

jesus with an uzi?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:52, archived)

Playing at Manchester Apollo

this weekend.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:53, archived)

Of all the things I've been compared to,

Jesus has not been one of them untill now!

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King Ralph is drunk, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:54, archived)

Are you thinking what we're thinking?

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Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:45, archived)

i hate myself and i want to die?*

arf!

but only while it's cool

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eponymous Oh!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:47, archived)

Black is the new white...

So that means he is against whites not blacks? I'm confused

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Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:48, archived)

no, no

hate the parents, the parents.

(schnurricane, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:49, archived)

What's wrong with parrots?

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:51, archived)

They're dead

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:52, archived)

Perhaps

they're just sleeping?

*kicks one*

Yeah. He flew away.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:55, archived)

Wake up Polly!

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:58, archived)

it's not dead

it's resting

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evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:00, archived)

Like the pope

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:01, archived)

See?

*kicks it again*

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:03, archived)

some of them are from south america.

or even worse, africa.

disgusting.

(schnurricane, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:52, archived)

RACIST!

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:53, archived)

it's just logic.

what do all the evil things in the world have in common?

they have a different skin color than our own.

[edit: love the new user name.]

(schnurricane, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:54, archived)

hello mr advocate,

or should i call you devil's? ;o)

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eponymous Oh!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:56, archived)

you can call me anything

as long as it's not BLACK.

(schnurricane, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:58, archived)

*calls you late for dinner*

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:04, archived)

What colour is that

honkey?

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:58, archived)

Chocolate is not evil

And yet it is the same colour as my skin.

Am I evil?

yes, yes I am

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:59, archived)

www.blackpeopleloveus.com/index.html

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:06, archived)

Ha ha ha ha

Dat am very funny Massa.
Sho' ting Massa.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:20, archived)

whoops!

i'll never fit in now *cries*

oh, hang on...

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eponymous Oh!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:52, archived)

Good song

Shitting Christ I hate emos though

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:50, archived)

...

You have ~~red~~ black on you.

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TehPieBoy TheGoodShite.co.nr, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:48, archived)

*giggle*

i love shaun of the dead!

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eponymous Oh!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:52, archived)

this.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:52, archived)

I couldn't possibly say.

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Tiggy Twitchin', Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:49, archived)

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thirsty a rare visitor these days, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:49, archived)

yes, well, i must go be emo and dye my hair again.

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haylith has been gone a long, long time, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:51, archived)

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tweaknik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:44, archived)

wake up to find out

that you are the eyes of the world

(schnurricane, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:45, archived)

That's going to take some getting out of.

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fukka isn't around as much as he used to be..., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:45, archived)

i've seen that somewhere before

hopefully not in real life

(Calmallama Is keeping this short and sweet, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:47, archived)

top quality vacuumage.

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Shiksa, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:47, archived)

MOOOORRP!

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Comma, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:50, archived)

HORSE IS A ALIEN VACCUUM CLEANER

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:51, archived)

BEWARE!

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:54, archived)

I'd offer a plunger

if he didn't already look like one.

I love you like air.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:59, archived)

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The Neville What what what, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:32, archived)

hahahahahahaha

hahaha

ha

hahaha

(schnurricane, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:32, archived)

Hurrah!

Time to die, indeed!

*raises fist in triumph*

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Shiksa, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:33, archived)

something's wrong

i'm not laughing

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:33, archived)

kill

yourself

(frances farmer, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:37, archived)

How about now?

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The Neville What what what, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:38, archived)

hahahahahaha

i know i am

(schnurricane, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:38, archived)

yay!

/wants both

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eponymous Oh!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:40, archived)

How bizarre...

I think I may go lie down for a little while...

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Tiggy Twitchin', Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:33, archived)

/Vaults

Yay!

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:34, archived)

hehehehehe

nice quote too

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:35, archived)

Roy Battie

Excellent name for a killer replicant.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:56, archived)

my massive grin almost caused the top half of my head to fall off.

It was a close run thing.

(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:35, archived)

Its hat is too big.

Make it fucking die.

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Comma, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:39, archived)

God bless the spetics....

El Jay

(The.Third.Matrix.Twin, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:31, archived)

even septics can spell septics.

(schnurricane, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:31, archived)

and you've

and mental
and where

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fukka isn't around as much as he used to be..., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:39, archived)

also punctuation, at which we are good.

(schnurricane, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:43, archived)

punctuation

Awwwwwww are you good at punctuation? Are you?
Well you must be a clever little so-an-so if you are. Give your self a big pat on the back!!!

(The.Third.Matrix.Twin, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:02, archived)

political

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manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:32, archived)

or bald

cutn

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:32, archived)

oh, and coke user.

You forgot coke user.

...

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Shiksa, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:32, archived)

coke user

oh, and coke user.
You forgot coke user.

I do apologise my dear fellow

(The.Third.Matrix.Twin, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:36, archived)

you're not smart.

(schnurricane, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:36, archived)

smart arse

Never said i was chuck

(The.Third.Matrix.Twin, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:38, archived)

fellow?!

erm... you saw her username right...

*looks at original post*

never mind.

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eponymous Oh!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:39, archived)

haha

I used to think "shiksa" would be a giveaway but a lot of people aren't familiar with it.

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Shiksa, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:43, archived)

I only found out the other day

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:48, archived)

a lot of people are stupid

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eponymous Oh!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:49, archived)

Mentel

indeed

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The Neville What what what, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:32, archived)

'mental'

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:32, archived)

thats very hard to read!

but woo anyway!! :o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:32, archived)

I luv poeple hoo carnt spel.

Thay mayk me so moyst.

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Comma, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:33, archived)

bad spell

glad i cud be of service

(The.Third.Matrix.Twin, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:36, archived)

i love people

who actually write a subject in the subject line. it's cute.

I ALSO LOVE MAKING COMMA MOIST

*moistens*

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eponymous Oh!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:41, archived)

subject lines

i know, it's great

(schnurricane, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:42, archived)

So few people on this board

actually use the subject lines for a subject that it's really confusing when they do.

My head may asplode at any time.

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Comma, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:43, archived)

*fetches camera*

(seeing as I lost the betting last time on Comma asploding)

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evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:52, archived)

LONGEST

ELIPSIS
EVER!!

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lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:33, archived)

your point is..........................

...........................................................................................................?

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spacehog, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:56, archived)

can we have it slightly bigger please?
might improve the contrast of yellow on white...

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sudo is bored, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:33, archived)

satire!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:35, archived)

lol!!!!!11eleven

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my name is will, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:35, archived)

top shoppage!

what was he holding before you put the dog in?

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evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:53, archived)

you should file for 2008.

You might have a chance.

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Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:36, archived)

Tell me that is a poignant comment on the failings

of the american education system.

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ibex (not ipod), Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:36, archived)

Erm...

www.livejournal.com/users/juicy_melons/

Mentel!

(Booga O Valencia!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:39, archived)

hahahaha

best live journal ever.

(schnurricane, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:40, archived)

that'#s awesome.

livejournal, i love livejournal.
*loves*

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:44, archived)

*returns love*

(Booga O Valencia!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:48, archived)

my live journal

I sense you guys are takeing the piss

(The.Third.Matrix.Twin, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:50, archived)

(Booga O Valencia!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:52, archived)

Gad!

"Where" not "Were"
"you've" not "you'v"
"mental" not "mentel"

Woo for the worthy cause n'all, but honestly, if you're going to take the piss out of someone's mental age, at least spell it right...

and use readable colours?

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spacehog, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:02, archived)

Big fookin deal

I cant spell boo hoo belive it or not i try.....

(The.Third.Matrix.Twin, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:04, archived)

my emo-ness

i'm not very good at it... thank god

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:29, archived)

you're dangerously close to being a real emo kid.

do you have a livejournal?

(schnurricane, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:30, archived)

no no no no no

and if you do i'll slap you hard. in the face. with my penis.

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:31, archived)

i do i do!!

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The Incredible... accident free since, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:37, archived)

*slaps you round the face with my penis*

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:39, archived)

not enough pain

let me pluck your eyes out for you, that'd help

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:30, archived)

You look almost real proper emo.

And you nevertheless remain to be gorgeous.

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Comma, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:31, archived)

its really annoying

having hair my length, cause everyone does assume i'm emo... bastards...

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:32, archived)

get it cut then

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:33, archived)

but but but

i like my hair...

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:36, archived)

I Like your hair too...but...

...EATING IT WILL GIVE YOU PILES!

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TehPieBoy TheGoodShite.co.nr, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:41, archived)

piles of biscuits?

i like biscuits. mmm, biscuits... especially those ones with the cows on... you know...

but i dont want piles on my bum...

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:43, archived)

You're better at it

than me

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:33, archived)

you're a guy?

you are very pretty.
I mean that as a compliment.

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Shiksa, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:34, archived)

thank you.

i think

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:37, archived)

there haven't been enough

not-looking-at-the-camera-in-an-attempt-to-hide-hideous-face-but-also-look-mysterious emo shots yet

Image hosted by Photobucket.com

this should rectify things

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ibex (not ipod), Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:43, archived)

put dots instead of dashes. then you're truly emo.

just.like.me.

muchos.luvos.x.o.x.o.

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:44, archived)

or xs they work well

myxbitterxtearsxofxblood
for example

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ibex (not ipod), Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:48, archived)

ram it up your snout.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:18, archived)

Here's one

for the old folks!

*saves a nooomie on a window in his room*

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Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:19, archived)

Mmmm...

Dysentry green...

(Booga O Valencia!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:25, archived)

A marvel to be seen

I actually saw the Grandmothers at the LA2 once, Jimmy Carl Black was the only one present from this photo.

I also drank about 12 cans of fosters export and woke up hanging out of the window of a train that had stopped at Hastings............I live in Kent. Dang!

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Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:29, archived)

Kewl.

My girlfriend's mum is going out with the bassist from the Magic Band, Rocket Morton, How crazy is that? Saw them at the Garage last year, Orange Claw Hammer live was fan-fucking-tastic

(Booga O Valencia!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:33, archived)

fuck the lord!

that is freaky

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:25, archived)

freak out!

badaboom

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:26, archived)

that made me wonder for a moment

if the new monitor I got today had already gone all spacky.

w00t and all!

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Shiksa, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:29, archived)

surely not the

Mothers Against Drunk Drivers?

cos they all look like drunk drivers to me...

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:34, archived)

Newsletter worthy?

Clicky

No cock of glass.

I apologise for this blatent TW but I can't be arsed to make a pointless picture to keep some people happy.

(Mintman, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:17, archived)

that's very almost ever so slightly vaguely interesting.

but not quite.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:21, archived)

probably not.

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:22, archived)

once i thought it was going to become mildly interesting

and then it turns out it doesn't.

(schnurricane, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:24, archived)

something something interesting

something something not.

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Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:25, archived)

hahaha

the stupidity of some people is amazing

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Cashy, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:28, archived)

Laughed!

I nearly slashed my wrists

/g'night all.

Hugs and kisses

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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:32, archived)

it looked quite funny to me

but then 1 4/\/\ teh l33test ha>

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giant_squid, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:37, archived)

Emo, eh?

I hurt
my tHuMb.

the plaster
cannot heal
the /pain/
in my *HeArT*

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Comma, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:13, archived)

ugly bugger

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lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:14, archived)

You know you'd be fwapping over me

if you could only tear yourself away from the mirror.

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Comma, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:20, archived)

i so fucking would

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:14, archived)

haha

turn the contrast up and the brightness way down.

also, more tears.

(schnurricane, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:14, archived)

Thanks.

I'll remember that for next time.

I'll forget instantly. I'm not a fucking photographer, you sexy cunt

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Comma, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:16, archived)

[spreads oil on pectoral muscles]

(schnurricane, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:16, archived)

*melts into a puddle of vaginal bliss*

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Comma, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:19, archived)

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lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:19, archived)

Phwoar.

She's a right looker, she is, eh?

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Comma, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:20, archived)

cor!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:21, archived)

i would.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:23, archived)

I'm looking forward to it.

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Comma, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:24, archived)

EMOTIZED!

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abandonnship, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:21, archived)

Have you been taking lesson from Rev Jesse?

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:23, archived)

you hardly need lessons for that talentless bilge.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:24, archived)

yeah

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:26, archived)

haha

(schnurricane, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:27, archived)

cheers!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:12, archived)

I always thought you were female too

well, time makes fools of us all

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:15, archived)

i admit

i had to check the profile
sory

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Cashy, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:16, archived)

It's okay.

But you'd think differently if you'd seen my norks.

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Comma, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:18, archived)

look! is that an otter?

=oD

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Cashy, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:20, archived)

Psst

(She's 15)

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:25, archived)

A sexy 15.

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Comma, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:26, archived)

time to be a ninja methinks

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Cashy, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:27, archived)

You're a sexy anything

You sexypoo

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:27, archived)

You're so sexy too.

Would you mind if I grabbed you by the lapels, pressed you against a wall and made love to you with vigour and/or frenzy?

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Comma, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:30, archived)

yay!

reminds me of my "emo" picture where I was holding up a different finger.

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Shiksa, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:15, archived)

*tear*

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:16, archived)

how did you hurt it?

thumbraping a rabid weasel?

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:17, archived)

*feels like a dumbass for having a stereotypical emo picture in profile*

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haylith has been gone a long, long time, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:17, archived)

nothing wrong

with being emo love

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The Incredible... accident free since, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:20, archived)

i'm not necessarily emo, i just look it.

*cranks up the will smith*

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haylith has been gone a long, long time, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:21, archived)

i love the early fesh prince tunes

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:24, archived)

no one believes me

when i mention the song "you saw my blinker, bitch" since they all believe will doesn't swear

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haylith has been gone a long, long time, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:25, archived)

yoiu miserable emo bint

look at who's talking

meh

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The Incredible... accident free since, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:17, archived)

this is the most emo-y i can get

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:18, archived)

i wish i copuld

grow my hair to that length
but it just wqont grow that long, and it staets getting abit curly when it reaches is maximum length

also it tends to grow in a big pile mostly on top of my head so it just looks crap

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The Incredible... accident free since, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:30, archived)

you gots to let it grow through that

that sucka will grow.

(schnurricane, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:45, archived)

today, i masturbate like a king.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:19, archived)

woo

:o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:19, archived)

king charles ii?

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lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:20, archived)

King Charles spaniel?

(Satan's Pet, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:21, archived)

Napoleon

Bone-aparte?

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Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:23, archived)

as long as you don't cum like a peasant

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Shiksa, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:24, archived)

CHEER UP!

Pooface

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:21, archived)

an emo thing

img206.exs.cx/img206/2419/bannertest7fr.jpg

can't be arsed to do it properly, b3ta doesn't like me today. these are my mates, they are in a spoof emo band called 'fountains of regret'

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eponymous Oh!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:25, archived)

that would be so awesome

I think I'll go start an emo band right now.

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Shiksa, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:28, archived)

not my best work - and probably nsfw!

www.deviantart.com/deviation/17071260/

edit : or try www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/meaty.jpg if that link fucks up

just watched Dr Who from yesterday - did anyone think the ufo thing from next week looks a lot like that video in the news letter a while back???

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:09, archived)

powerful.

powerful.

(schnurricane, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:10, archived)

ECHO

echo

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eponymous Oh!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:13, archived)

Quack

bugger - forgot that they dont echo!! :o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:13, archived)

BOLLOCKS

bollocks
bollocks

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Cashy, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:14, archived)

as always

very disturbing and very well done.

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Shiksa, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:12, archived)

thanks

:o) need to get some fresh inspiration!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:18, archived)

wow

you are either god or the devil by making that pic

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Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:13, archived)

some might say

they are one in the same! :o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:19, archived)

May not be your best

but that's some disturbingly good work, in any case.

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fukka isn't around as much as he used to be..., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:13, archived)

cheers!

but not totally happy - but got bored with it! :o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:16, archived)

texturising was good

One could almost think a preggers lady could peel off patina. WP sir.

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:14, archived)

it started better

than it ended - i probably shouldnt have put the extra lighting, and background onto it!

the texture is ham! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:15, archived)

I shall never eat ham off the distended belly of a pregnant woman again

thanks for spoiling that for me, you bastard. Mind you there's still the vertical bacon sandwich to enjoy.

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:37, archived)

Geat crimeny.

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Comma, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:14, archived)

hehehehe

:o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:19, archived)

woo!

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eponymous Oh!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:16, archived)

Ta!

:o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:20, archived)

I cannot see it,

all I see is

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:16, archived)

crap

www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/meaty.jpg

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:17, archived)

Thank you

Fuck me backwards with an onion, that is disturbing indeed
Most woosome.
*saves and emails to the midwife at work*

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:19, archived)

hahahaha

:o) dont forget to point her to my webpage! then again - maybe not!! :o)

edit : btw - i loved that biro-mash of the universe type thing u did ages ago! u still selling that?? i'd love a copy - but need to get ££ first!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:20, archived)

Yep still got some

six-footers left, and one 10 footer.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:31, archived)

how much??

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:31, archived)

'tis all on the site

www.biro-art.com

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:50, archived)

i just found the one i bought tonight

on a sorta thick laminated paper, realy decent quality as far as biro doodles go
/recomends

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Cashy, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:59, archived)

mice these days

so many buttons.

(schnurricane, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:17, archived)

Thomas! Come back here with that apple pie!

no reason

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:20, archived)

(being literal)

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:44, archived)

that is rather ace

in a dark, disturbed way

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:24, archived)

:o)

cheers - not totally happy with it! but it'll do!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:26, archived)

I got an email from some pleasant chap wanting to buy some nices items from my shop,

I didn't know that I had a shop.
www.dukeofprunes.co.uk/collintommy.html
He wants to buy 1 bandwagon and 2 Dick Beattie

also have this pipe smoking warthog

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:02, archived)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

CHRISTMAX

(schnurricane, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:04, archived)

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!

I LOVE YOU DUKE!
Hello!

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:05, archived)

ahahaha

"I am Collin by name" that's great.
From now on, I will introduce myself by saying "I am Kai by name"

(kaibosh, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:05, archived)

hahaha

that dude is such a fucking scammer. nices hog

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Cashy, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:06, archived)

yay!

that's instant class, right there.

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Shiksa, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:06, archived)

Hey there

Wanna chat on msn?
Ms. ship is a little busy

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:09, archived)

yeah, lemme fire it up real quick like

'k, I'm on.

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Shiksa, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:10, archived)

You sure are

But you ain't sayin' nuthin'

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:12, archived)

cyber?

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:15, archived)

;)

am wearing black sox lol

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Cashy, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:40, archived)

christmax am de best :)

woo daper hog!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:07, archived)

Ha ha!

I think it's 40 pieces of Bandwagon and 50 pieces of Dick Beattie! Crikey there'll be none of him left!

Edit: Interesting...

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:07, archived)

I dunno how much to sell them for

Dick beattie for $50 a piece and bandwagon for $20 a piece, I hope he can afford it.

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:09, archived)

Hahahaha

You're cruel to string him along.
Do keep us up to date

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:10, archived)

Oh I will,

I am stringing four along right now, it's hard work but good fun.

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:12, archived)

ooh

there's more interesting things to do at 145 Rockaway Avenue...

USA Worship Here Directory
Love and Peace Ministries - Brooklyn New York
145 Rockaway Avenue, Brooklyn NY 11233 - Map
Church Organization

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:14, archived)

hmmm

what is this?

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:24, archived)

something Google returned

on a search for "145 Rockaway Avenue" "New York"

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:32, archived)

Ah yes!

cheers! I just did that...very interesting indeed.

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:41, archived)

Hahaha good

I have missed the dayshift lately.
WIll you be doing any Dave the facts for my return tomorrow?

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:15, archived)

I'm trying to get one to join the church of Satan

I dunno if there will be a DTF, you'll only find out tomorrow.

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:16, archived)

I'll join!

Anything for a laugh

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:23, archived)

ha ha i love these scammers

I WILL SEND ROUND THE GOVERNOR AND THE CLIQUE MOB WE KNOW YOU HAVE TABLES, LAMPS!

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eponymous Oh!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:11, archived)

Haha!

Yes! The eater at its finest. That takes me back.

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fukka isn't around as much as he used to be..., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:16, archived)

hahahahaha!

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:25, archived)

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