hello!
it has indeed been long
i think
that booze has done me wrong
and sleep
has made me tough and strong
i know
that once you've penned a song
i'd shrink
at the thought of not playing along
and weep
at the thought of a poem unpommed
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:51,
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i think
that booze has done me wrong
and sleep
has made me tough and strong
i know
that once you've penned a song
i'd shrink
at the thought of not playing along
and weep
at the thought of a poem unpommed
hooray!
beer and sleep
are both good things
when one's not
a b3ta-ing
alas i've had neither
for far too long
working too much
gone completely off song
but this weekend
sees a change of fortune
and my song will once again
be more in tune
i plan on spending it
making animation
to help pacify
my unhealthy fixation
and you?
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 0:03,
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are both good things
when one's not
a b3ta-ing
alas i've had neither
for far too long
working too much
gone completely off song
but this weekend
sees a change of fortune
and my song will once again
be more in tune
i plan on spending it
making animation
to help pacify
my unhealthy fixation
and you?
i'll be pleased to see
your animated things
they're guaranteed
to make me grin
i have got
bogged down with work
but once it's over
i'll post more, not just lurk!
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 0:20,
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they're guaranteed
to make me grin
i have got
bogged down with work
but once it's over
i'll post more, not just lurk!
while we have so many cat owners online, I have a question
I have a lovely white cat that very rarely meows, but when she is happy and patted, makes a gutteral squawk. Something like "mu-gack!" "gik" "errrrr-kih-hik"
Anyone else's do this, or is mine just nuts?
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:58,
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Anyone else's do this, or is mine just nuts?
My dog doesn't
bark much. But when she does its a kind of "raaaaoooooooow" noise.
Hope this helps.
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 0:00,
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Hope this helps.
My cat makes those noises
But frequently. She is an attention seeker
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 0:04,
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something like that
edit/ she has a certificate of pure blood or something... apparently worth quite alot. ho hum.
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:50,
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Burmese cats are lully
Very clever. Quite chatty, but not as noisy as Siamese. And fluffy and lully.
Apart from when they bring you half a frog in the early hours of the morning, of course.
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:55,
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Apart from when they bring you half a frog in the early hours of the morning, of course.
Aw, it's a little browny cat
She looks exactly like our old one, Nutmeg. She even seems to have a patch of furless skin on her face where she was hit by a car or something.
OH MY GOD YOU'VE BROUGHT NUTMEG BACK TO LIFE WITH VOOOOODOOOO
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:54,
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OH MY GOD YOU'VE BROUGHT NUTMEG BACK TO LIFE WITH VOOOOODOOOO
Crippling Jesus, this made me weep
See-Eff-Bee
woo for photoshop's evil powers
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:35,
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See-Eff-Bee
woo for photoshop's evil powers
Some of us
have mental deficiencies in the thinking-up-subject-lines department, especially at the non-daytime hours.
Boo I say, Booooo.
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:39,
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Boo I say, Booooo.
Please make Zed look even more pretty....
...and you could win ...... sod all. Sorry but im looking forward to seeing what you guys come up with!!
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:28,
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Feels
really friggin sick,
almost as bad as kenny senior / britney spears
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 0:00,
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almost as bad as kenny senior / britney spears
Z's dead baby, Z's dead
I do apologise old chap, didn't mean to make you feel a bit dicky.
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 0:20,
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hold on,
what kind of asshole parents name their kid "Zed"?
or
What kind of jackass names himself "Zed"?
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:41,
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or
What kind of jackass names himself "Zed"?
does he have friends called aye, bee, sea, and dee?
and f off and shop it yourself?
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:42,
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hahaha aye
ive always been a bookworm, currently reading from rusia with love and high society. highly recomend high society, great take on every aspect of the drug scene, from smack whores to rock stars to politicians, it shows how all of their lives are effected by it
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:41,
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why in the name of all thats holy and good
did you do a screenshot of the whole bloody thing? Is linking beyond your reach?
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:33,
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More resourceness for your use
Do with this as you will :0D (click for bigness).
www.icecool.ie/b3ta/woooo.jpg
edit: sorry, fixed
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:25,
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www.icecool.ie/b3ta/woooo.jpg
edit: sorry, fixed
Ok here you go
a quick photomash for you
www.badgerking.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/woooo.jpg
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:28,
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www.badgerking.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/woooo.jpg
Take the 'http://www.b3ta.com/board'
off the start of the link.
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:29,
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hmmm
repetetive three-note 'melody' - check
irritatingly catchy - check
top of the charts despite having no discernable musical talent - check
You could be right.
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:24,
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irritatingly catchy - check
top of the charts despite having no discernable musical talent - check
You could be right.
Now you see him
Now you see him, Now you see him, Now you see him, Now you see him. etc..
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:57,
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oh dear...
btw, 'twas fun shooting at you tonight.
WOO!
edit: here at 5punk, we like bukkake.
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:31,
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WOO!
edit: here at 5punk, we like bukkake.
*moves to texarkana*
*writes angry black female poetry*
oh look! it works!
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:37,
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oh look! it works!
Actually I meant a postage stamp.
I wanted to lick the adhesive on your back.*
*is aware stamps don't work this way any more
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:40,
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*is aware stamps don't work this way any more
Cheeky repost from way back. I'm starting a new one of these tonight :)
fluff man with chix and glow lava!
/feels happy to not be dead yet
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:18,
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it's basically death metal rhythms slowed down to the point of entropy and it's so fucking brilliant
makes your stomach go all mad
BUT... if you start a song with ambience and move slowly into the heavy stuff it's so cool
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:25,
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BUT... if you start a song with ambience and move slowly into the heavy stuff it's so cool
Ok
Where can I hear some? I have winMX here, any suggestions what I should listen to? And what do you have in mind, a music collaboration?
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:26,
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Cult Of Luna are pretty much THE band
Echoes is a perfect example, although it's 12 minutes long
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:27,
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*bows in awe*
You, Sir, are all of teh talented. Such fluff, such artistry.
I truly am dwarfed by the prodigious talents of the b3tans.
/actually not meant as sarcastically as it sounded
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:20,
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I truly am dwarfed by the prodigious talents of the b3tans.
/actually not meant as sarcastically as it sounded
i want to
kill paris hilton. and by kill, i dont mean fuck. she is a nasty brain dead tramp
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:18,
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Auto Vader..
Since turning to the Dark Side, and winning on 'Star Wars in their Eyes' as Adam Ant, Anakin decided to set-up his own business..
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:13,
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Since turning to the Dark Side, and winning on 'Star Wars in their Eyes' as Adam Ant, Anakin decided to set-up his own business..
RRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWRRR
*beginning of 1977 album*
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:13,
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bugger me!
if i could do that, I would certainly be popular at parties...
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:12,
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Yay!
10 minutes of fun so far - they've even got the right noise for when you get it wrong!
Ahhh, happy days!
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:19,
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Ahhh, happy days!
Ive made an eye thingy Mc jobo
i really need a beer
/edit this takes me back (just look at the face hair!)
www.actionmanhq.co.uk/pages/heads3.html
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:57,
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i really need a beer
/edit this takes me back (just look at the face hair!)
www.actionmanhq.co.uk/pages/heads3.html
I pwn that game
in the sense that I'm really good at it, not that I actually own one.
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:00,
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I think
i missed out on a lot of things when I was young.
*shakes fist*
/edit "The first version of Simon. Has three different games. Also was packaged with a spare light bulb inside the game:" this makles me smile
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:04,
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*shakes fist*
/edit "The first version of Simon. Has three different games. Also was packaged with a spare light bulb inside the game:" this makles me smile
Bloody Simple Simon
and his bloody pieman. Made my life hell at school.
Er, my first name's Simon, if that helps.
In other news, check this out and relive all the frustration of the original.
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:12,
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Er, my first name's Simon, if that helps.
In other news, check this out and relive all the frustration of the original.
I never played it after I punched my friends and it broke
Stupid fucking thing wouldnt let me win
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:02,
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shit game it was..
.. life got better once the speccy was invented
this post needed to be up there on that bit not here a hh bugger
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:05,
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this post needed to be up there on that bit not here a hh bugger
it's friday, there is wine
and prospects of getting some sleep at some point. i am a lucky fish! how are you?
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:05,
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being run into the ground, something on my finger went septic and is now bleeding and yellowing all over the place
and I have no dance partner
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:10,
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that's no
gerald.
actually, upon closer inspection, i realize that it is, in fact, a gerald.
welldone. you almost fooled me.
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:55,
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actually, upon closer inspection, i realize that it is, in fact, a gerald.
welldone. you almost fooled me.
But there's
no vase in his room. How would he have achieved that?
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:00,
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I told him not to give up the anger management classes
Woosome!
NB.before I waste my time, has anyone tinkered with this map yet??
www.videopark.com/mj.htm
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:59,
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NB.before I waste my time, has anyone tinkered with this map yet??
www.videopark.com/mj.htm
Have you seen this before?
*shows massive rash and red whelts around groin area*
Its also on my armpits
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:05,
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Its also on my armpits
i tried.
i seriously tried as hard as i possibly could, just to not draw a person with oranges for eyes. and somehow i drew it anyway.
-shoots self-
detail: www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/oranges_big.gif
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:51,
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-shoots self-
detail: www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/oranges_big.gif
that's not the emphasis of the picture.
but yes, you are correct.
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:53,
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sure do.
supper now.
then bed, as it's 6 of the clock and it will take me several hours to eat.
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Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:03,
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then bed, as it's 6 of the clock and it will take me several hours to eat.
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