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# There just aren't enough green cats out there
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(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:52, archived)
# Or too many
possibly.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:53, archived)
# there's one too many
if you ask me.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:53, archived)
# Yes, most cats pollute
like MAD.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:53, archived)
# a Chernobyl cat
how rare
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:56, archived)
# Cat!
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(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:44, archived)
# cuteness!
is he/she related to you?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:45, archived)
# not related to me
but 'smy cat

edit/ she
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:46, archived)
# nice cat
mine died, it made me sad
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:50, archived)
# *inhales beer, splutters*
'S A FUCKIN CAT!!!!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:46, archived)
# oh!
it is a very pretty cat
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:47, archived)
# catty cat cat!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:47, archived)
# hello there
long time no see
how'd you be?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:48, archived)
# hello!
it has indeed been long
i think
that booze has done me wrong
and sleep
has made me tough and strong

i know
that once you've penned a song
i'd shrink
at the thought of not playing along
and weep
at the thought of a poem unpommed

(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:51, archived)
# hooray!
beer and sleep
are both good things
when one's not
a b3ta-ing

alas i've had neither
for far too long
working too much
gone completely off song

but this weekend
sees a change of fortune
and my song will once again
be more in tune

i plan on spending it
making animation
to help pacify
my unhealthy fixation

and you?
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 0:03, archived)
# i'll be pleased to see
your animated things
they're guaranteed
to make me grin
i have got
bogged down with work
but once it's over
i'll post more, not just lurk!
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 0:20, archived)
# Does that cat know
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:47, archived)
# Awwww.

Sleepy cats are ace.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:47, archived)
# I recognise my cat.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:50, archived)
# Oh, they are different.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:54, archived)
# while we have so many cat owners online, I have a question
I have a lovely white cat that very rarely meows, but when she is happy and patted, makes a gutteral squawk. Something like "mu-gack!" "gik" "errrrr-kih-hik"
Anyone else's do this, or is mine just nuts?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:58, archived)
# My dog doesn't
bark much. But when she does its a kind of "raaaaoooooooow" noise.

Hope this helps.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 0:00, archived)
# hahaha
you have a funny cat
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 0:01, archived)
# My cat makes those noises
But frequently. She is an attention seeker
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 0:04, archived)
# Mine squeaks.
I'm pretty sure he can't meow.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 0:25, archived)
# I swear you stole my cat
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 0:21, archived)
# This should wake the begger up
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:48, archived)
# Mwaa!!

(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:48, archived)
# Burmese?
He asks, knowingly.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:48, archived)
# something like that
edit/ she has a certificate of pure blood or something... apparently worth quite alot. ho hum.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:50, archived)
# Burmese cats are lully
Very clever. Quite chatty, but not as noisy as Siamese. And fluffy and lully.

Apart from when they bring you half a frog in the early hours of the morning, of course.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:55, archived)
# Aw, it's a little browny cat
She looks exactly like our old one, Nutmeg. She even seems to have a patch of furless skin on her face where she was hit by a car or something.

OH MY GOD YOU'VE BROUGHT NUTMEG BACK TO LIFE WITH VOOOOODOOOO
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:54, archived)
# Crippling Jesus, this made me weep


See-Eff-Bee

woo for photoshop's evil powers
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:35, archived)
# sure it did,
you filthy liar.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:36, archived)
# Some of us
have mental deficiencies in the thinking-up-subject-lines department, especially at the non-daytime hours.

Boo I say, Booooo.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:39, archived)
# Please make Zed look even more pretty....
...and you could win ...... sod all. Sorry but im looking forward to seeing what you guys come up with!!



(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:28, archived)
# I can see a CDC on the horizon.
edit: it's mine.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:31, archived)
# quick and dorty


/he got purdy eyes
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:36, archived)
# Zed's forehead is annoying
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(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:38, archived)
# hmmmm
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:41, archived)
# Feels
really friggin sick,

almost as bad as kenny senior / britney spears
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 0:00, archived)
# Z's dead baby, Z's dead
I do apologise old chap, didn't mean to make you feel a bit dicky.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 0:20, archived)
# hold on,
what kind of asshole parents name their kid "Zed"?

or

What kind of jackass names himself "Zed"?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:41, archived)
# Pulp Fiction
is the only Z I can remember
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 0:27, archived)
# does he have friends called aye, bee, sea, and dee?
and f off and shop it yourself?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:42, archived)
# this

is why so many men are turning straight
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 0:11, archived)
# Yay me!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:26, archived)
# cool, well done
*loves that book*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:28, archived)
# aye
amazing book, realy made me think about modern society
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:32, archived)
# holy shit
you can read?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:36, archived)
# can you feel the love
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:38, archived)
# hahaha aye
ive always been a bookworm, currently reading from rusia with love and high society. highly recomend high society, great take on every aspect of the drug scene, from smack whores to rock stars to politicians, it shows how all of their lives are effected by it
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:41, archived)
# affected
(sorry)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:52, archived)
# Huzzah!
Well done you.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:32, archived)
# w00t
I was reading that phriday not 10 minutes ago, wooyay!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:33, archived)
# why in the name of all thats holy and good
did you do a screenshot of the whole bloody thing? Is linking beyond your reach?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:33, archived)
# Meanwhile, several small children weep for food.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:39, archived)
# More resourceness for your use
Do with this as you will :0D (click for bigness).


www.icecool.ie/b3ta/woooo.jpg

edit: sorry, fixed
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:25, archived)
# Ok here you go
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:28, archived)
# Take the 'http://www.b3ta.com/board'
off the start of the link.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:29, archived)
[challenge entry] hmmm
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:22, archived)
# hmmm
repetetive three-note 'melody' - check
irritatingly catchy - check
top of the charts despite having no discernable musical talent - check

You could be right.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:24, archived)
# b**tard Little frog
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:28, archived)
# Now you see him
Now you see him, Now you see him, Now you see him, Now you see him. etc..
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:57, archived)
# oh dear...
btw, 'twas fun shooting at you tonight.


WOO!

edit: here at 5punk, we like bukkake.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:31, archived)
[challenge entry] We was po', y'unnerstand
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(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:18, archived)
# did you live in Stamps?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:21, archived)
# pfft!
Don't be silly, you can't live in a stamp!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:27, archived)
# *tries*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:28, archived)
# Let us know how that goes.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:30, archived)
# *moves to texarkana*
*writes angry black female poetry*

oh look! it works!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:37, archived)
# Actually I meant a postage stamp.
I wanted to lick the adhesive on your back.*

*is aware stamps don't work this way any more
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:40, archived)
# Sometimes they do
IN THE FACE
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 0:58, archived)
# I believe in the deep south
McDonalds sells poke salad
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:21, archived)
# sun mouth dog
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:17, archived)
# PULL IT OUT
but don't burn your fingers

*runs in circles*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:22, archived)
# Don't let the sun
go down in me.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:23, archived)
#

Cheeky repost from way back. I'm starting a new one of these tonight :)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:17, archived)
# fluff man with chix and glow lava!
/feels happy to not be dead yet
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:18, archived)
# shit that reminds me
/listens to ambience
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:19, archived)
#
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:22, archived)
# You and I need to organise something
Do you like sludge core?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:23, archived)
# Is it
a drink?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:24, archived)
# it's basically death metal rhythms slowed down to the point of entropy and it's so fucking brilliant
makes your stomach go all mad

BUT... if you start a song with ambience and move slowly into the heavy stuff it's so cool
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:25, archived)
# Ok
Where can I hear some? I have winMX here, any suggestions what I should listen to? And what do you have in mind, a music collaboration?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:26, archived)
# Cult Of Luna are pretty much THE band
Echoes is a perfect example, although it's 12 minutes long
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:27, archived)
# whoa, that's entrancing
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:24, archived)
# Cor!
That's a bit nice :)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:25, archived)
# that
am the nice
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:19, archived)
# *bows in awe*
You, Sir, are all of teh talented. Such fluff, such artistry.

I truly am dwarfed by the prodigious talents of the b3tans.

/actually not meant as sarcastically as it sounded
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:20, archived)
[challenge entry] inside the star factory......
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:13, archived)
# hahahaha
it's funny cos it's true
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:16, archived)
# i want to
kill paris hilton. and by kill, i dont mean fuck. she is a nasty brain dead tramp
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:18, archived)
# Seconded
she looks like rake
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:21, archived)
# a rake has far more use
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:24, archived)
# And has more personality.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:25, archived)
# well...
paris is very much "used"
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:32, archived)
# Auto Vader..


Since turning to the Dark Side, and winning on 'Star Wars in their Eyes' as Adam Ant, Anakin decided to set-up his own business..
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:13, archived)
# RRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWRRR
*beginning of 1977 album*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:13, archived)
# Shame Ash turned shit afterwards

(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:19, archived)
# that is great
WOO+YAY=HOOPERTYLA
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:25, archived)
# Ooh, that Cherie Blair...
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:10, archived)
# bugger me!
if i could do that, I would certainly be popular at parties...
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:12, archived)
# TW
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:10, archived)
# pfft
this should keep be busy for a while


(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:12, archived)
# Yay!
10 minutes of fun so far - they've even got the right noise for when you get it wrong!

Ahhh, happy days!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:19, archived)
# Play Sweary Simon
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:56, archived)
# Ive made an eye thingy Mc jobo


i really need a beer

/edit this takes me back (just look at the face hair!)

www.actionmanhq.co.uk/pages/heads3.html
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:57, archived)
# Simple Simon?
Or whatever that game was called
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:59, archived)
# now im lost
simon says?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:59, archived)
# I pwn that game
in the sense that I'm really good at it, not that I actually own one.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:00, archived)
# or that you sell it to shops for monetary value
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:01, archived)
# ok
what for the love of Wogans cock is Simple Simon?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:01, archived)
# this
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:02, archived)
# I think
i missed out on a lot of things when I was young.

*shakes fist*


/edit "The first version of Simon. Has three different games. Also was packaged with a spare light bulb inside the game:" this makles me smile
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:04, archived)
# so did I
*sighs*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:06, archived)
# Bloody Simple Simon
and his bloody pieman. Made my life hell at school.

Er, my first name's Simon, if that helps.

In other news, check this out and relive all the frustration of the original.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:12, archived)
# I never played it after I punched my friends and it broke
Stupid fucking thing wouldnt let me win
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:02, archived)
# shit game it was..
.. life got better once the speccy was invented

this post needed to be up there on that bit not here a hh bugger
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:05, archived)
# I know someone at Moorfields eye hospital if it helps.
v.nice
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:05, archived)
# i dunno
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:57, archived)
# neither do i.
but it's nice, i think.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:58, archived)
# SPACEY!
*hugs*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:58, archived)
# granny!
*kisses*

:)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:00, archived)
# Ooh la la!
/faints
how're you?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:00, archived)
# it's friday, there is wine
and prospects of getting some sleep at some point. i am a lucky fish! how are you?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:05, archived)
# being run into the ground, something on my finger went septic and is now bleeding and yellowing all over the place
and I have no dance partner
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:10, archived)
# i'll be your dance partner!
i can marengo, fandango and mongo
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:22, archived)
# SPACETREE!
*bumhugs*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:08, archived)
# *hugs all round*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:13, archived)
# hugs for all!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:18, archived)
# OMG!!11
U lyk3 h0rs0z!!11
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:01, archived)
# LOLLZ0RZ!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:03, archived)
# STFU n00b!1
etc...
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:05, archived)
# Indeed, rather, certainly
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:07, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:04, archived)
# Hello you :)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:14, archived)
# and a merry friday evening to you too!
*hugs*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:20, archived)
#
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:54, archived)
# oh noes!
poor gerald!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:55, archived)
# that's no
gerald.
actually, upon closer inspection, i realize that it is, in fact, a gerald.
welldone. you almost fooled me.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:55, archived)
# He does have a rather massive head
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:56, archived)
# aye.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:58, archived)
# Silly boy!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:56, archived)
# Silly Gerald
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:56, archived)
# i love you
and all your crazy head-vomits.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:56, archived)
# hahah
random
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:57, archived)
# wow he can't have wanked for a cocking month!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:57, archived)
# But there's
no vase in his room. How would he have achieved that?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:00, archived)
# it blew out the wall when he 'finished'
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:02, archived)
# awe!
sum
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:59, archived)
# I told him not to give up the anger management classes
Woosome!

NB.before I waste my time, has anyone tinkered with this map yet??
www.videopark.com/mj.htm
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:59, archived)
# Poor Gerald.
Did he have it insured?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:01, archived)
[challenge entry] You know it!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:54, archived)
# That explains the little bits floating in it
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:55, archived)
# no it doesn't.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:56, archived)
# Oh come now
Everyone pisses lumps
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:57, archived)
# pfffffffft.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:59, archived)
# Yes thats the noise I make too
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:59, archived)
# that's why i used it in this context.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:00, archived)
# If by 'everyone' you mean
you, and only you.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:59, archived)
# Haha! You watch people when they have their willys out!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:01, archived)
# Yes.
Yes I do.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:03, archived)
# Have you seen this before?
*shows massive rash and red whelts around groin area*

Its also on my armpits
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:05, archived)
# i tried.
i seriously tried as hard as i possibly could, just to not draw a person with oranges for eyes. and somehow i drew it anyway.
-shoots self-

detail: www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/oranges_big.gif
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:51, archived)
# and a giant pea
for a head
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:52, archived)
# that's not the emphasis of the picture.
but yes, you are correct.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:53, archived)
# Arf!
It's crazy but it just might work!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:54, archived)
# but of course.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:54, archived)
# don't taunt the poor bastard
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:54, archived)
# he's making an acute obvservation.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:55, archived)
# In all honesty
I;m glad you didn't try hard enough. Woo.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:54, archived)
# yay.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:56, archived)
# That makes my brain hurt,
but in a good way.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:56, archived)
# good pain, eh?
that's all i've got to say.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 22:57, archived)
# ;)
I'm sure you know 'my type'
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:00, archived)
# sure do.
supper now.
then bed, as it's 6 of the clock.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:03, archived)
# why the hell did it do that?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:17, archived)
# sure do.
supper now.
then bed, as it's 6 of the clock and it will take me several hours to eat.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:03, archived)
# why the fuck did it do that?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 23:17, archived)

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