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[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 20:34, archived)
# Oooh!
That's rather ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 18 Jun 2005, 20:36, archived)
# yeah,
that's awesome. Nice one.
(thisismyclone, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 20:43, archived)
[challenge entry] here
have Kylie's Minnow


(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 20:21, archived)
# Groan!
(Armand Karlsen, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 20:23, archived)
# seconded
with added woo
(Angry Pierre likes his Guinness, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 20:25, archived)
# It smells terrible!
(almost as bad as that pun!)

*recommends a hearty washing, at least*
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 18 Jun 2005, 20:25, archived)
[challenge entry] in conclusion


the pet shop were stupid to sell Mr. Wire a new leopard so soon after the death of his last one.
(Angry Pierre likes his Guinness, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 20:16, archived)
# *Sings*
See my loafers former gophers...



woo
(shortschairleaflet, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 20:18, archived)
# see my vest!
see my vest, made from real gorilla chest!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 18 Jun 2005, 20:20, archived)
# See this hat?
Twas my cat!
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sat 18 Jun 2005, 20:21, archived)
# gah
I can't think of any
(Angry Pierre likes his Guinness, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 20:25, archived)
# See my Chuck Taylor All Star Converse
They used to be a feisty lioness. crap, but i tried.
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 20:31, archived)
# Finaly!
Someone with a profile colour scheme as bad as mine!
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sat 18 Jun 2005, 20:34, archived)
# Hardly
Your's is horrid!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 18 Jun 2005, 20:35, archived)
# Only the worst
will do
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sat 18 Jun 2005, 20:38, archived)
# Thanks
It used to be blue. Then I thought pink was a little more feminate. Cant beat a bit of lime green like yourself, like.
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 20:36, archived)
# Pinkley Motors is having a sale!
All Fords must go!

Come try out our Pinkley Taurus!

/edit: Pink Clitorus
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 18 Jun 2005, 20:34, archived)
# Animated hummusometer


Also available in Boonay, Yay, Houpla, Panowie and Tiptop flavour.
(Armand Karlsen, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 20:10, archived)
# It is testament to its power...
I have never witnessed the use of the almighty "Tiptop"
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 18 Jun 2005, 20:11, archived)
# IIRC, there was only ever one Tiptop
which was a biro-mash across 11 sheets of A4.

www.b3ta.com/board/3424041
(Armand Karlsen, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 20:28, archived)
# That is some kind of awesome
by some I mean every.

Thank you for the link to that.
(I helped save b3ta! laminasni isn't., Sat 18 Jun 2005, 20:52, archived)
# Boonay!*



*may not be true


Woo!
(shortschairleaflet, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 20:11, archived)
# I'd like to see this
as a PHP module.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 18 Jun 2005, 20:13, archived)
# So would I
Or Flash; but I don't know either.
(Armand Karlsen, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 20:14, archived)
# this
is more than woo
(Angry Pierre likes his Guinness, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 20:23, archived)
# This is lovely.
Nice work, that man.
(JPaddy, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 20:30, archived)
# I don't know why. I don't know why I did it in vectors.


It does scale up really well, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 18 Jun 2005, 20:08, archived)
# thats nice, and 'evening all!
and was it just me, or was Dr. Who rather good tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 20:09, archived)
# jeez...
its gonna be a long long Gallifreyan filled night...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 18 Jun 2005, 20:10, archived)
# Twas ace
and even came with a nice slice of Typical fantasy drama deus ex machina!
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sat 18 Jun 2005, 20:10, archived)
# Woo to the picture
and YAY, I did rather enjoy Dr. Who this evening also.
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 20:11, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I forgot to watch it!



(shortschairleaflet, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 20:12, archived)
# Addition:
When is it replayed?
(shortschairleaflet, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 20:13, archived)
# its not
ever ever EVER again
hahahahahahahahaha

*may be a complete and utter lie
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 20:14, archived)
# tomorrow
same rough time, on bbc three, along with a docu on dr who, or very soon on bittorrent...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 18 Jun 2005, 20:14, archived)
# I dont get BBC3
Damn crap cable company.
(shortschairleaflet, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 20:15, archived)
# It's repeated....
ad nauseum!

(bdgr can't think of anything witty to type here, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 20:16, archived)
# Yes...
Yes advertisements do make me slightly ill.
(shortschairleaflet, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 20:17, archived)
# I think it looks very nice...
worthy of a woo, mainly since I haven't worked out vectors yet...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 18 Jun 2005, 20:09, archived)
# Give them a go
they're lovely for stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 18 Jun 2005, 20:11, archived)
# do you have
a link to a nice tutorial or similar aid?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 18 Jun 2005, 20:12, archived)
#
file:///C:/Program%20Files/Adobe/Photoshop%20CS/Help/help.html

www.cuyamaca.net/WebDevFAQs/photoshop7/vectors/default.htm

My Crayon.psd file if you're interested...

It's really just a bit of fussing about.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 18 Jun 2005, 20:17, archived)
# while we're here
does anyone know of a good flash tutorial??
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 18 Jun 2005, 20:22, archived)
# 1.) Get naked.
2.) Obtain/wear a long trenchcoat.
3.) Open coat at passers by.
4.) Profit.

I tried this once on four old ladies. The first three had a stroke, but the fourth one's arms were too short.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 18 Jun 2005, 20:24, archived)
# right then...
I'm off...look out public...here I come!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 18 Jun 2005, 20:27, archived)
# Arf!
(Angry Pierre likes his Guinness, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 20:27, archived)
# Haha
(JPaddy, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 20:33, archived)
# You're the only person I know
that's tried it on the interweb!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 20:52, archived)
# ...and I've not just tried,
but succeded!

(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 18 Jun 2005, 20:53, archived)
# nice crayon
but more importantly, it gives me an excuse to repost this



bad wolf
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 20:10, archived)
# you have inspired me...
in a very indirect way...I see a badwolf written in the stars tonight....
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 18 Jun 2005, 20:13, archived)
# Top crayon!
Have a woo yay!
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sat 18 Jun 2005, 20:11, archived)
# 'tis woo indeed
(Angry Pierre likes his Guinness, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 20:18, archived)
# Oh dear
(Willis86, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:59, archived)
# heh heh - nice!
TJ: Hot and sweaty RADIO! FTL FM :) www.b3ta.com/talk/585796
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 20:06, archived)
# Mayonnaise? that's no mayonnaise
I had this 50p off thing from Hellman's through the letterbox, I'm not too sure about it...

Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(r3no won't be in the next newsletter, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:58, archived)
# Pffft!
(WiggZ, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 20:01, archived)
# hee hee
that's really rather woo!
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 20:05, archived)
# haha well discovered
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 20:35, archived)
# --O-O--
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:30, archived)
# that
is woo . until it craps on your head of course
(mitch, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:39, archived)
# woo!
Doctor Who was chuffing ace!


I am also chuffed that I made the first post pertaining to this subject tonight...

/also, I foresee a planet making session tonight...you know you love em...any ideas on what to do? I'm all sci-fied up...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:46, archived)
# twas fracking amazing
take that daleks. Take that in the eye-stalk.
(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:48, archived)
# Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:49, archived)
# i think the empty child ones
were better, i think that was a bit of a cop out at winning
(jimskio http://www.whoopdedoo.co.uk, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:48, archived)
# they were scary
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Addyjoe, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:49, archived)
# thats why they were so good
and at least they had a plausible (yeah i know... time travel) way of winning, this was a bit silly with rose being all powerful, they ought to have just smashed that emperor dudes case
(jimskio http://www.whoopdedoo.co.uk, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:50, archived)
# they ahould have just given
the daleks AIDS. that'd sort them
(I helped save b3ta! Addyjoe, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:52, archived)
# too slow
if you remember there was only 2 or three minutes before they got to the space station, it would take at least 5 for the aids to take effect
(jimskio http://www.whoopdedoo.co.uk, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:53, archived)
# indeed
didn't think of that :(
(I helped save b3ta! Addyjoe, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:53, archived)
# i still don't see
why they didn't use the tardis and go and kill the emperor dude before he made anymore daleks, it would have saved a hell of alot more people and the tardis would have got used a bit more
(jimskio http://www.whoopdedoo.co.uk, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:55, archived)
# bad aids?
or good aids?
(Calmallama Is keeping this short and sweet, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:53, archived)
# BAD AIDS
FOR BAD DALEKS
(I helped save b3ta! Addyjoe, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:53, archived)
# He didn't have a handy button on the front
that cuts off his oxygen, like Davros did for some reason.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:54, archived)
# yeah, but it had to be something pretty smeggin powerful to wipe out all them darleks;
the hand of omega would have done nicely
(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:49, archived)
# they could have..
look int he post above i can't be arsed to re-type it :-P
(jimskio http://www.whoopdedoo.co.uk, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:51, archived)
# oh come on, the only way ever to win against an impossibly bad situation is for a bit of a cop out
thats true of any sci-fi*.
(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:53, archived)
# ^this
Yay for a deus ex machina ending and woo for the new doctor coming at Christmas. Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:58, archived)
# i thought of a sci fi where they dont use a cop out to stop the increadably bad situation
battlestar galactica.

They all die instead.
(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 20:04, archived)
# And the second Planet Of The Apes movie
cops out by killing everything...
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 20:07, archived)
# and don't forget
Blake's 7!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 20:48, archived)
# they were the most frightening...
but the whole "I am GOD!" thing was cool, as was the "I have seen what has been, what is, and what could be..." thing....awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:50, archived)
# strange how the ugliest one was god
i'm starting to worry about micheal jackson now and how powerful he is
(Calmallama Is keeping this short and sweet, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:52, archived)
# hahah yeah it was absolutly amazing
although odd how there seems to be absolutly no posts on this in the last practically 45 mins.....
feel sorry a bit for that captain bloke, being the only human left though
(Calmallama Is keeping this short and sweet, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:49, archived)
# haha
i noticed that too

hes not nessercarily the last one;

I assume rose diddnt leave the earth a burnt out wreck either - and if she did that, why not gallifray while she was at it?
(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:50, archived)
# There never are when the Doctor is on...
thats the sign of a quality programme...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:50, archived)
# or a geeky forum
but i'll go wid the decent program approach
(Calmallama Is keeping this short and sweet, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:51, archived)
# I hadnt realised he was the last human until you said so...
she brought him back to life to die alone...

/hang on - there are colonies, but theres no way off the station....
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:53, archived)
# He wasnt the last one
Rose never turned that switch on, she was all "magic" and made the all disappear.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:54, archived)
# the daleks bombed it
all though, but rose ought to have made it all better since she could i am assuming she would have done
(jimskio http://www.whoopdedoo.co.uk, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:56, archived)
# bombed it lots, sure, but I doubt it would have wiped out the entire population of the earth
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:57, archived)
# But the daleks bombed Earth...
they were changing the shape of continents....that has to do no good to anyone...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:57, archived)
# yeah
surely they could go back and get him, but noooo they went off on holiday
although he was a bit annoying so maybe he can just become friends with the anne bot
(Calmallama Is keeping this short and sweet, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:55, archived)
# anne bot dead.
And i cant believe that the docotr wouldnt wip out everything, considering the earth had already been bombed to crap.
(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:57, archived)
# I was wondering...
Anne Droid zapped a couple of Daleks before they exterminated it.
Weren't they just zapped back to their ship?
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 20:06, archived)
# I would assume so...
but it gets rid of em for a while...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 18 Jun 2005, 20:08, archived)
# Yeah
they were only trying to buy the doctor time.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 20:11, archived)
# I don't think we've seen the last of him
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:58, archived)
# he will end up
saving the doctor in the christmas episode, they didn't give him a good enough ending for that to be it
(jimskio http://www.whoopdedoo.co.uk, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 20:03, archived)
# It was good right up until
"Rose suddenly becomes magical and fixes everything", what utter utter bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:53, archived)
# an ending worthy of Pratchett, I thought.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:56, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/4786596
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 20:02, archived)
# woo indeed!
/ want to look into heart of tardis and bring back my cat, sigh
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:54, archived)
# This!
Quite funny how the most horrifyingly powerful being in the universe had a pink sweater on :)
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:58, archived)
# agreed...
...still would though...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 18 Jun 2005, 20:01, archived)
# Fury breaks out at EU Summit


PS Dr Who Is On AnD yOu WiLl Be WaTcHiNg iT, YeS yOu WiLL, YeS yOu WiLL, YeS yOu kNoW yOu FuC*kInG WIll.
(eyes, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:05, archived)
# *bends over*
:-O
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:07, archived)
# I can feel it!
It's in my... hand.
(Yvo, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:08, archived)
# No i fucking well will not.
In other news, I may be getting work experience at the company who made dangermouse, chorlton and the wheelies, jamie and his magic torch, engie bengie and bill and ben- to name a few. Crikey.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:10, archived)
# Cosgrove Hall Films?
They made the Discworld animated films, which were ace :-)
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:11, archived)
# I know... i might just come.. aaah...
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:14, archived)
# I had a mate who got work experience at Aardman
and had a great time there. Hope it goes well!
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:16, archived)
# Wow, that would be brilliant
Just so I could nick the original wallace. haha.

Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:20, archived)
# they just cant match up to the books though
so much of his humour isn't spoken by the characters
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:24, archived)
# Meh..
/doesn't like pratchett.



..Johnny and the dead was good though..
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:26, archived)
# Aye
But they made a decent stab at them, at least.
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:28, archived)
# true
how many did they make?

i've seen 2, soulmusic and wyrd sisters
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:32, archived)
# I think those were the only 2
Got them both on DVD :-)
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:39, archived)
# taped them both off the tv :o)
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:41, archived)
# why is there
an asterisk between fuc and king
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:24, archived)
# haha, yeah.. kinda defeats the point, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:27, archived)
# Because Obelisk
wouldn't fit.
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:28, archived)
# groan
(I helped save b3ta! my name is will, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:34, archived)
# He's been training hard
Can you tell?
(nou, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:01, archived)
# Tommorow's your B3taday.
And I can not see how that is a compo entry.
(Dr. Nelly Lemon, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:03, archived)
# oh crap
yeah mines in 14 days, woo, better get busy mashing
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:04, archived)
# ooh
So it is. I have no ideas what to do tho :P
(nou, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:14, archived)
# acctually
only about 2 hours
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:25, archived)
# MEEP MEEP
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:32, archived)
# Just a cheapo one to give you a 'guess the pun' moment.
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 18:56, archived)
# umm
you're gay
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 18:59, archived)
# is that your guess?
then.......Nope.
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:00, archived)
# dammn
well im guessing it involves harvester or something like that, am i getting close?
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:01, archived)
#
combined harvester?
(I helped save b3ta! polar ice is done for 4 months, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:00, archived)
# yep
isn't it just 'combine' tho?
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:04, archived)
#
yeh but yours are combined, not just combine, so er.... erm....
*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! polar ice is done for 4 months, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:05, archived)
# *chases*
Smile!
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:07, archived)
#
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! polar ice is done for 4 months, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:08, archived)
# *wanders past after failing to look under pile of socks*
Smile!
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:09, archived)
#
*waits till the coast is clear*

*runs for coast*
hehehe water its so fun
(I helped save b3ta! polar ice is done for 4 months, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:11, archived)
# That hat is fookin' amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:14, archived)
# do me a lemon
twas close
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:06, archived)
# Hmmm
I have no idea
(nou, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:01, archived)
# ive got a new pet too
hes called yek so my girlfriend tells me
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 18:43, archived)
# Your new pet is seamless.
Quite like the spitten below.
(Dr. Nelly Lemon, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 18:44, archived)
# yup
no semen here yet
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 18:46, archived)
# you stuck rhino horns
on a gerbil.

seamlessly :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 18:46, archived)
# no comment on the slippers
or do all your gerbils wear slippers?
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 18:46, archived)
# mine sure as hell do

*removes dead gerbil from pocket*

oh... theyve fallen off :-S
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 18:49, archived)
# Ooh
It's so sweet!
(I helped save b3ta! Baglady, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 18:51, archived)
# :-(
please stop licking my gerbil
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 18:55, archived)
# EEEEEEK!!! A spat

(Smokey the Weasel, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 18:40, archived)
# Awww
Don't worry it's just a baby spat. They call them spittens.

Woo yay sir.
(Dr. Nelly Lemon, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 18:43, archived)
# oh,
not spattens?
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 18:44, archived)
# spittens sounds cuter
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 18:44, archived)
# spittins
shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:04, archived)
# No.
(Dr. Nelly Lemon, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 18:44, archived)
# Aaaaarrrggghhhhhh!!
Fucking Hell!!
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 18:57, archived)
# Now, this is proper toothbrushing
(Yvo, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 18:37, archived)
# I love this
woo
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 18:42, archived)
# it's good
but I'd say just have the mouth spinning round as she's not really brushing anything there.
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 18:57, archived)
# She's also brushing her forehead
So there will be no holes in there...
(Yvo, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:01, archived)
# arf
and why not
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:31, archived)
[challenge entry] My first post!
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(brutalsensation, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 18:34, archived)
# Few weeks late for the compo
but it's great! Woo! Welcome, you'll never leave :-)
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 18:38, archived)
# welcome
ive only got one thing to say to you


lol only joking
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 18:45, archived)
# Don't fucking use the "L" word around me!
lancelets!
Smile!
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:05, archived)
# Hmm, I tried this for a mate
haven't really got the hang of it
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If any of you photoshop sluts can do a better job of shopping
my lovely friend in an hilarious fashion, then here's the source pic.
snipurl.com/fo4v
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 18:34, archived)
# Is this too uncalled for?
Your friend looks like Shrek! (or Michelle Mcmanus)

(Padger, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 18:49, archived)
# Hehe. That's ace
When she's not gurning she's actually very pretty.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 18:53, archived)
# Yes
Argggggghhhhhh

(Yvo, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 18:56, archived)
# Yes!
That is fucking ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 18:58, archived)
# Fake Celebrity Porn
You all have seen these fake celebrity porn sites with badly shopped clebs heads pasted onto sex scenes. Have a go at making your own, the worse the better, use mspaint for extra points and a famous head shot of the celebrity.

To start it off,

Gwen Stefani Sex Scandal! NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 18:30, archived)
# No thanks
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 18:31, archived)
# Coconut
just came out my nose.
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 18:31, archived)
# That must have hurt,
coconuts are BIG!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 18:34, archived)
# I have rather wide
nostrils from sticking things up there that I shouldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 18:38, archived)
# Hahhaa, comedy
I hate that bitch though. Fucking ruining no doubt. Bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 19:12, archived)
# Sponsored By The Queen
(Padger, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 18:12, archived)
# One likes One's stuff to be shiny
Woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 18:35, archived)

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