I want Rossi to winbut my money's on Brian
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:24,
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You want an evil quomasterto beat up the lovely Blessed?
(I actually own a Tanglewood Quomaster, but that's another story...)
((I actually own a Tanglewood Quomaster, but that's another story...)
drunkenoaf,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:25,
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FrancisRocks!
( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:28,
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snigger!
northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work",
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:13,
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But Horst is Mamalian!
Damocles wants no part of your debauchery,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:00,
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Last time I go to Starbucks.......
shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:08,
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I don't care whose it isit's floating
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slippymark does not require lubricating,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:16,
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mmm monkey brainstop animatory goodness
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:52,
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I like the tiny tearHave a woo for making me feel peckish
( slippymark does not require lubricating,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:55,
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oops, i forgot to eat dinner as welli could eat a whole monkey on toast
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mutated monty,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:04,
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that is so wicked awesome!XD
( northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work",
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:56,
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I love his peggy teethmunch munch munch. woo!
(
darth munki is flipping livid,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:58,
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haha! top rubber action"ribbed.. for his pleasure"
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Reckless_Rik,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:58,
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I always suspected that of him
Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:59,
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that'sfantastic!!
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frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972.,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:44,
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That old Shitsteak!He stole my monkey!!!
...I was gonna eat those brains... -sniff-
(,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 23:18,
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...I was gonna eat those brains... -sniff-
HAHAHAthats just brill
( Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot.,
Sat 27 Aug 2005, 15:34,
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I made......a YTMND site in tribute of this picture:
brains-for-dinner.ytmnd.com/
(,
Sun 28 Aug 2005, 18:49,
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brains-for-dinner.ytmnd.com/
Always wondered how he kept that youthful complexion.woo, yay, and houplah, sir!
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Sun 28 Aug 2005, 22:03,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: If computer games were real"){kind=small}
Bound to become a cliche...... if it isn't already one:
Sorry for the bad editting, I can't find my Photoshop disc, nevermind... for a second post it will do ;)
(,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:42,
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Sorry for the bad editting, I can't find my Photoshop disc, nevermind... for a second post it will do ;)
might want to avoid using geocities as hoststhey suck and I think you've used up your bandwidth already :)
Try
www.sayagain.co.uk/b3tapix/index.php
among several other options
edit: much better - big ghost, little ghost, cardboard box!
(Try
www.sayagain.co.uk/b3tapix/index.php
among several other options
edit: much better - big ghost, little ghost, cardboard box!
Damocles wants no part of your debauchery,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:43,
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www.b3tards.com
www.ukdragon.com/b3ta
To name but a couple.
(www.ukdragon.com/b3ta
To name but a couple.
hoifbjifbef,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:44,
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well....yes...I made it.
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:46,
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Damn Geocities...I'll give that a try... sorry, I was expecting to actually submit to a b3ta server, so Geocities was the best I had at the time, forgot the bandwidth thing. Thanks for the link.
(,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:45,
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b3ta would collapse if it hosted all the picturesand then we`d all die
UNTIL
WE`RE
DEAD
(UNTIL
WE`RE
DEAD
Reckless_Rik,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:59,
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It has all the red ex.Put it here www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/
Geocities are pap.
edit - Haha now i see it :)
(Geocities are pap.
edit - Haha now i see it :)
Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:44,
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and even if you cock up a post, it`s a good idea to edit and fix `em up Reckless_Rik,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:47,
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Editted and suchyeah, my two posts which were good old Geocities are now on b3tapix, so they should work...
(,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:49,
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don't be*goldfwaps*
The same joke occurred to me when I first saw them, but I have a memory like a really forgetful person.
(The same joke occurred to me when I first saw them, but I have a memory like a really forgetful person.
Damocles wants no part of your debauchery,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:37,
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It also occurred to me and every other musically clued-up b3tan. hoifbjifbef,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:38,
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mei saw it in tesco's about half an hour ago, got in the car completley forgot, then heard it on the radio
( Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:40,
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but I'm not a musically clued up B3tan.I'm musically and blissfully ignorant.
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:42,
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Is a Goldfwap similar to a golden showeronly messier?
( slippymark does not require lubricating,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:40,
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I found this ironic and funny
I underlined the unintentional humour
I was also bored and drew my first b3ta CDC
its verycrude
( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:01,
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Has anybody seen them?
Poor Mario, he's gone missing more than once.
nice first postwoo unt yay
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:36,
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HahaExcellent 1st post there.
Woo and Welcome :)
(Woo and Welcome :)
Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:38,
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ah..... overcooked the old limit on geoshite...try using one of teh free ones like..
www.ukdragon.com
or
this one..
www.sayagain.co.uk/b3tapix/index.php
or many others...
(www.ukdragon.com
or
this one..
www.sayagain.co.uk/b3tapix/index.php
or many others...
TBL I posted this on,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:43,
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Problem solved... I hope...They're now on b3tapix and I've editted the posts so they should show up.
(,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:50,
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More Exciting than Liverpool v CSK Moscow
Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:29,
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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:31,
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Maybe they like the attention.I wouldn't mind a dog pissing on me.
Apart from that one-night-stand who tasted of onions... Christ she was a rum 'un.
(Apart from that one-night-stand who tasted of onions... Christ she was a rum 'un.
chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:33,
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It's more than enough, mate.*feels your fat pipe*
( chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:43,
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hahahahahahahahaha!I love IK+
(
Megalowho? feeds beefburgers to swans,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:29,
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Irreversible Kleptomania Damocles wants no part of your debauchery,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:41,
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International Karate Plus Megalowho? feeds beefburgers to swans,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:47,
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the worst bitis them horny ants with the "pokers" other than that its not too bad
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m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:28,
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Nah, you can pick up one of them dahn the market
nice shopping~
M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:14,
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hahahaha does this count?Rekless Rik in a brand new (old) release:
( mugatu,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:07,
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pfft!He's lost some weight too! ;p
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses...,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:12,
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bastard!edit: you`re flippin` lucky the only photo I have of you came out crap!
Reckless_Rik,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:23,
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hahahahah I have a good picCan't resist
Cheeky Boy at the set of Meet The Fockers ;o)
(Cheeky Boy at the set of Meet The Fockers ;o)
mugatu,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:33,
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source pic taken from the Northants Bash - where only me, cheeky and TopUpTheTea turned upWas still a great laugh though.
Cheeky and his wife put on the BEST BBQ also
(Cheeky and his wife put on the BEST BBQ also
mugatu,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:41,
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Oh man, I had that game.
Hated it, too. It ran really slowly on my PC...
(,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:15,
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Hated it, too. It ran really slowly on my PC...
It was a great gameAlthough I do remember also playing it on a very slow PC - and it was indeed crap.
( fool_on_the_hill,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:40,
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hahaha I must have a radar or something*measures size of ears*
( Reckless_Rik,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:18,
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:p
.. may redex for some people as I`ve shifted headstaggers to proper hosting (ooh) and the DNS is updating
edit: is that a redex or the usual "lead balloon" post? ;)
Reckless_Rik,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:21,
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is that the body of dutchbird? If so, I really wish I had her tits. Although i'm not far off to be fair mugatu,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:37,
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*fwaps*I've just fwapped at a picture of myself. Kill me now.
( mugatu,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:39,
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cool!seems my ISP is the only one who knows nothing about the new friggin` site! I had to frig my DNS settings until it updates
( Reckless_Rik,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:01,
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hahahahahaI use dto LOVE that game. Best characters ever. (even if max looked like a slightly more evil miffy)
( mugatu,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:04,
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I hope there was nobody on that bus.Nobody we know, at least.
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Grokthought wouldn't pay that for Chinese 5-Spice,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:14,
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I have a version here...But my new fangled P4 super dooper light speed computer wot I builded, wont run it with sound.. (it works ok in compatability mode, but with only subtitles...)
:-(
still...
its good fun...
:-)
(:-(
still...
its good fun...
:-)
TBL I posted this on,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:32,
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I can't play it with sound either :(Probably because the height of technology back then was a 16-bit soundblaster. The music works though, oddly enough. Just not the sounds/voices :(
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:40,
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yeah it`ll be using old DOS drivers that Windows won`t emulateyou might have a bit of luck using something like vmware and running e.g. win98 inside it
( Reckless_Rik,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:43,
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nah fuck itI have an older machine in the workshop, with dos 6.22 and windows 3.11 on it... do bloody rightly :-)
I'll leave the new boy to its GTA SA and battlefield 2 etc..
:-)
(I'll leave the new boy to its GTA SA and battlefield 2 etc..
:-)
TBL I posted this on,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:46,
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I seem to remember there being a website somewherethat allowed you to play old Lucasarts games somehow - using Virtual Scumm or something.. i think...
there's a link and info here, also info on BASS - possibly the best game in the world - ever.
www.dot-totally.co.uk/beneath-a-steel-sky/
www.scummvm.org/downloads.php
(,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:47,
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there's a link and info here, also info on BASS - possibly the best game in the world - ever.
www.dot-totally.co.uk/beneath-a-steel-sky/
www.scummvm.org/downloads.php
I actually loved "The Dig" but nodbody else sround here did...bastards...
good game, and nice music....
/clicks link, downloads bass and promptly dissapears to play...
(good game, and nice music....
/clicks link, downloads bass and promptly dissapears to play...
TBL I posted this on,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:52,
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I played like that before i got a sound cardan 8-bit mono affiar with two shitty passive speakers.
how much you ask ?
£80.
(,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:41,
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how much you ask ?
£80.
Great game!Why did they cancel the sequel?!
(
Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity,
Wed 31 Aug 2005, 13:43,
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In later years he resorted to ever more cruel and unusual methods,but could never quite replicate that 'first time' buzz...
(
grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:01,
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UNT
It take AGES to kill people in some computer games.
_________________________________________
If you say that because I've been a member for 30 odd years...Its because b3ta b0rked at the time I signed up...
(,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:02,
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....its cause of teh not dying from a headshot....
...nevermind.
(,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:04,
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...nevermind.
i think it was a game reference ;)woo to the pic!
( slight yoinks!,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:04,
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I think he was justusing "Online Computer Game" speech .. haxxor noobz !!eightyfive etc blah 11 8
(,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:04,
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oh.... I dunno... Americas army was funwhen I was a sniper playing against a load of noobies :-)
cries of "camper" and "cheat" abounded...
really... some people should learn the rules of war games before starting them... because snipers are SUPPOSED to camp you illiterate half bred twunts....
mind you, at least its not as bad as playing CS against a bunch of hack happy 15 year olds that kill you by headshots from a mile away.
1st shot, every time.
bastards.
(cries of "camper" and "cheat" abounded...
really... some people should learn the rules of war games before starting them... because snipers are SUPPOSED to camp you illiterate half bred twunts....
mind you, at least its not as bad as playing CS against a bunch of hack happy 15 year olds that kill you by headshots from a mile away.
1st shot, every time.
bastards.
TBL I posted this on,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:05,
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I love snipers in battlefield 2..... especially when i accidently run over one in my jeep camping in a bush.
(,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:06,
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yep... thats going to teach that twunt to look for high ground...another problem is the twunts that expect you to follow them into buildings on a house to house, armed with a big fecking rifle (that you cant use quickly indoors) and a little 9mm handgun... nice one...
/goes off to fire up game and go kill noobies
(/goes off to fire up game and go kill noobies
TBL I posted this on,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:10,
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arf...so.. does the cock win by spraying its opponent? and shirly all the bloke on the left has to do is give a it a swift kick in the nads...
( TBL I posted this on,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:07,
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what game is that?i bought a zx emulator today, came with 3000+ games from hmv!
( palmr The speaking clock says:,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:15,
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nice!its yie-ar kung fu. i just downloaded a couple emulators for my mac and have been reveling in all sorts of games i havent played since i was six.
note: you don't actually fight a giant spunking penis, so don't get your hopes up for that.
(,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:17,
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note: you don't actually fight a giant spunking penis, so don't get your hopes up for that.
darnah well, you dont know how to get past level 1 on manic miner by any chance?
Edit: woo i have two versions of that game!
(Edit: woo i have two versions of that game!
palmr The speaking clock says:,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:19,
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are you serious?!from MEMORY!
walk along the bottom level, jump up and get the key to the right, jump back, stand on the platform whilst trumpet nose is walking, jump over him, get to the left ledge, jump to top ledge, and time your jumps so you get the rest of the keys without whacking your bonce on the roof pointies - then the box will flash - that`s the exit
muppet!
(walk along the bottom level, jump up and get the key to the right, jump back, stand on the platform whilst trumpet nose is walking, jump over him, get to the left ledge, jump to top ledge, and time your jumps so you get the rest of the keys without whacking your bonce on the roof pointies - then the box will flash - that`s the exit
muppet!
Reckless_Rik,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:28,
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sorry, but im 16, so tis the first time ive played it and no instructionsjust because im a noob at retro gaming!
( palmr The speaking clock says:,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:31,
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I can`t begin to imagine how crap they must look to the yoof of today Reckless_Rik,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:37,
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ooh how much was that?would consider purchasing if the money goes to the games` authors
( Reckless_Rik,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:25,
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twas £9.99but i can send u all the files as they just in folders, no install or anything, and i dunno who gets the money
( palmr The speaking clock says:,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:28,
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I probably have them somewherewould just be nice to see the original authors getting a quid or two
( Reckless_Rik,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:28,
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I think they can't find him....Info and more here:
www.xmixdrix.com/manicminer/
(www.xmixdrix.com/manicminer/
TBL I posted this on,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:36,
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