I can't believe this is still going on.
I'm *really* sorry everyone...
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 21:32,
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(no comment)
Look, we've all done things at University we probably shouldn't have...
It's all in the past...
I didn't know I'd have a career in politics...
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 21:39,
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It's all in the past...
I didn't know I'd have a career in politics...
Tesco ought to pay us for all this free advertising.
Gods I hate Tesco...
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 21:49,
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Well then we must think of ones
for Sainsbury's and Safeway.
We already have Haterose (as called by a friend of mine who works there) and M&S just doesn't feature... in fact I refuse to even mention it. So there.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 21:57,
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We already have Haterose (as called by a friend of mine who works there) and M&S just doesn't feature... in fact I refuse to even mention it. So there.
That has scarred me for the rest of my long life... DIE VINCENT DIE! Oh wait...
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 21:35,
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hahahahahahaha
hahahaha
hahahaha
*breathes*
hahahahaha
hahahahahaha
hahahahahaha
hahahahahaha
*dies*
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 21:36,
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hahahaha
*breathes*
hahahahaha
hahahahahaha
hahahahahaha
hahahahahaha
*dies*
Who the hell is vincent? NO MORE PICTURES OF THE UGLY FUCKER! He's burning my eyeseys.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 21:42,
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Friends isn't funny?
I refuse to know the names of those people
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 21:31,
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Look! I'm using the computer internet screen to retrieve my electronic files!!
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 21:31,
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Hello? Yes,
I'd like you to put the internets on a floppy disk for me, please..
EDIT: Has anyone seen those paper "Internet directories" sometimes sold at newsagents e.t.c..?
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 21:32,
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EDIT: Has anyone seen those paper "Internet directories" sometimes sold at newsagents e.t.c..?
I have an actual book from the mid 90's
which claims to be some sort of internet directory
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 21:34,
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"High speed modem cable"
"Boost your connection speed from 56k -
to 56k!!!!!!!!!"
Actually seen recently in Dixons
EG: www.dabs.com/productview.aspx?Quicklinx=TT4&SearchType=1&SearchTerms=modem+cable+high+speed&PageMode=3&SearchKey=All&SearchMode=All&NavigationKey=0
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 21:43,
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to 56k!!!!!!!!!"
Actually seen recently in Dixons
EG: www.dabs.com/productview.aspx?Quicklinx=TT4&SearchType=1&SearchTerms=modem+cable+high+speed&PageMode=3&SearchKey=All&SearchMode=All&NavigationKey=0
Boy is that misleading
I can just imagine people buying that and wondering why their computer doesnt get 100 times faster...
People like certain relatives of mine who don't understand why a faster net connection doesn't stop your pooter from crashing...
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 21:59,
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People like certain relatives of mine who don't understand why a faster net connection doesn't stop your pooter from crashing...
that explains the expression on his face
surprise sex is responsible and no mistake.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 21:29,
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the guy on the right
looks like he has some surprise sex in mind all right
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 21:31,
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30 minutes of excitement waiting to see if they acctually have got your fucking order right
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 21:26,
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heheheheheheheh
b3tan to it.. :)
Brilliant front page earlier today by the way, sir!
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 21:27,
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Brilliant front page earlier today by the way, sir!
cheers
you must put your kfc one in your profile, i'm lost without it
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 21:31,
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'tis a woo pic, t'be sure
but it has the horrible compression :(
< 80% is nasty. Screw the FAQs.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 21:40,
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< 80% is nasty. Screw the FAQs.
This, unfortunately, is the master copy
and was done before the days I learnt my way around photoshop :)
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 21:44,
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Arse.
My master copies folder must be getting so big by now...
Does anyone know what compression (if any) GIMP uses in its files?
/edit: Gah! 1.1Gb!
*falls off chair*
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 21:45,
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Does anyone know what compression (if any) GIMP uses in its files?
/edit: Gah! 1.1Gb!
*falls off chair*
yay!
now animate it, make them shoot lasers at the guy with the orange hat!
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 21:26,
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yes!
more lasers on the board please
and fewer seams
I think this was the first animation I posted here
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 21:33,
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and fewer seams
I think this was the first animation I posted here
Though in many ways a charming nose
it seemed to cry out for the gift of vision.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 21:24,
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it seemed to cry out for the gift of vision.
Huzzah!
My blood through thumb filtered face has been edited!
I feel moist.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 21:40,
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I feel moist.
Ha Ha woo!
that took me too long before i realised it was upside down!!
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 21:23,
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But is it real??
EDIT: It must be national post something 2 seconds after someone else posts it day...
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 21:17,
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or its the most obvious follow up post
either way.
not real, no bridge, helicopter etc.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 21:19,
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not real, no bridge, helicopter etc.
I lost mine 3 years, 4 months and 27 days ago
roughly
and never found it again.... I just borrow some now and again.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 21:22,
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and never found it again.... I just borrow some now and again.
Danger! Man holding huge triangle!
Aah yes, the B3ta stock images toolkit..
Where would we be without them...
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 21:34,
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Where would we be without them...
Yeah but without hummus that just leaves me as a dirty F5 monkey
...could be worse, I could be an AOLer I guess.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 21:13,
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*Spam time*
You know there's another crap war based theory there, Hitler simply didn't know how big Germany actually was and decided his country was full of French, Polish, Austrian, Czech, Russian and other people. Daft bugger... all that for a misunderstanding!
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 21:15,
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I heard he believed
in an inverse topography of the world, as in the ground we walk on was the inside of a giant sphere.
Everything you read on the internet's true.*
*'cept this.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 21:22,
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Everything you read on the internet's true.*
*'cept this.
So what? Well, in this alternate dimension, Paris is the Capital of Poland. Also, my cock is an additional 10" long. And peoople didnt give a shit about Tony Blair and George bush with dildos
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 21:13,
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we don't give a monkey what the rules are in this universe
just don't fill it full of fricken seams!
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 21:18,
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European-American relations
If everyone was gay? Political decisions would be easier (sorry really bad, done in two minutes)
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 21:04,
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thats 2 out of 5 words what is fuck
thats a whole 40%, and its not enough?
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 21:09,
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the seams!
tehy burn!
they burn soo good
woo to you sir, try spending more than 2 minutes on it next time
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 21:07,
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they burn soo good
woo to you sir, try spending more than 2 minutes on it next time
Is that a light saber in your pants
or are you just happy to see me?
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 21:02,
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Dah pretty ladies around the world
got a weird thing to show you
So tell all the boys and girls.
Tell your brother
your sister and your mama too
'Cause they're about to go down
and you'll know just what to do.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 21:09,
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got a weird thing to show you
So tell all the boys and girls.
Tell your brother
your sister and your mama too
'Cause they're about to go down
and you'll know just what to do.
You f*ing twunt!!!
I was about to post that!!!
Bastard!!!!!!
!!!!
Go directly to Hull!
(although yours is better)
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 21:02,
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Bastard!!!!!!
!!!!
Go directly to Hull!
(although yours is better)
Somebody set up us the bomb!
All your bandwagon are belong to us!!!
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 20:57,
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first lesson
Generally a good idea NOT to post a picture of yourself on the board..
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 20:58,
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welcome
you look a bit startled. You have every right to be, you are at the b3ta!
welcome, you'll never... etc. ad nauseum.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 21:02,
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welcome, you'll never... etc. ad nauseum.
Guess the filter and I'll give you a special prize.
This is me unedited from my digital camera, I didn't edit it on a different computer. Guess my filter.
Oh yeah... fake teeth. I wish they were real, though they get in the way a bit.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 20:50,
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This is me unedited from my digital camera, I didn't edit it on a different computer. Guess my filter.
Oh yeah... fake teeth. I wish they were real, though they get in the way a bit.
hey, I no longer twat arses
And it is so long since I did it, I can't remember the ritual
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 20:53,
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Talking of Which...
...did the Chinese Astronauts really land at Siziwang?
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 20:53,
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Nope. I have no uv filter. Not even a UV light. I have UV pens though.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 20:53,
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Hmmmm
*saves pic, opens with tattyshop browser and has a look at teh tech details* :P
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 20:55,
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It won't be in that. It could in no way be connected to the camera itself.
Infact that would be painful.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 20:57,
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Bah!
I give up. Most Haunted's coming on anyway :P
*leaves, still pondering filters*
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 20:59,
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*leaves, still pondering filters*
You didn't guess correctly, though it is red.
Here's your subprize.
www.b3ta.com/board/5115504
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 20:54,
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www.b3ta.com/board/5115504
Landlord says: "You know your deposit.."
You say: "Yes.."
Landlord says: "LOL! I don't!!!"
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 20:47,
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Landlord says: "LOL! I don't!!!"
the best part about colored pencils
is that they can be washed off with wall with some elbow grease
and so you see i am a winner! kaaaaaa!
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 20:47,
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and so you see i am a winner! kaaaaaa!
or..
Cleans up the lot!!
(hotlinked pic from elsewhere, sorry..)
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 20:50,
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Cleans up the lot!!
(hotlinked pic from elsewhere, sorry..)
yep
dorm room
the guy who designed the complex primarily designs prisons, as a matter of fact. it's a nice place.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 20:49,
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the guy who designed the complex primarily designs prisons, as a matter of fact. it's a nice place.
ah..
twas ok.. it was my awesome powerpoint skillz that got me through.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 20:54,
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Just wondering
I don't suppose either of you are/were at UEA by any chance?
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 21:15,
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but of course
(didn't know there was a gallery - where ? where ?)
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 20:46,
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What would it cost..
to get those all done in 1 massive wall sized poster? *ponders*
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 20:57,
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