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#
the lesser known cock-banjo
(kaibosh, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:24, archived)
# What a great thing to see
when coming back to the board after a couple of hours.

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:25, archived)
# I'll lyre nothing against it!
*pfft*

9.5 loons out of ten
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:25, archived)
# It's a stringed instrument?
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:26, archived)
# Yes...
stop harping on
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:29, archived)
# don't get snappy, or
I'll have to resort to violins.
(kaibosh, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:30, archived)
# bad puns make for even worse bedcellos.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:31, archived)
# *bows in deference*
you've got some pluck, I'll give you that.
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:32, archived)
# That's the problem with this board,
it's full of sax and violins.
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:32, archived)
# Tubad.
(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:35, archived)
# you git
arr I wish I'd never come here
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:40, archived)
# Indeed.
All the bad punnage should be band.
(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:47, archived)
# oohhh
you've got some brass, slipping another one in like that
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:49, archived)
#
NOT SAFE FOR WANKING
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:27, archived)
# But
it clearly is!
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:27, archived)
# ich bin
ein fat toungued twunt

(grippa93, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:22, archived)
# You're right,
it's far more woo that the responces suggest.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:57, archived)
# The Which Blair Project
My first post!!

The project brief is to decide which Blair most people would shoot first.

(echo3 can't draw (or spell), Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:17, archived)
# haha
nice first post!
(grippa93, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:17, archived)
# Rupert the Blair
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:18, archived)
# man i hope you made that yourself.
if so you're the best newbie ever.
woo.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:18, archived)
# i certainly did
...and I started it f*''#ng hours ago!
(echo3 can't draw (or spell), Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:20, archived)
# very welldone.
-pat on the back-
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:21, archived)
# :)


so very seamless
(Joesus, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:42, archived)
# hahahaha from the fututre
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:01, archived)
# i love you!
welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:23, archived)
# AAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!! ITS COCKING HUGE!!!!!!
*doesn't actually care, 10MB uni server*
EDIT: still good though =)
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:18, archived)
# yeah, sorry
the first attempt was 2 meg, had to lower the quality and size.

any tips for reducing gif file sizes?
(echo3 can't draw (or spell), Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:20, archived)
# An old victorian washing mangle usually does the trick for me
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:21, archived)
# errrrr
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:22, archived)
# losing all the
movement in the background would help
edit: oh, and woo and welcome
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:23, archived)
# Animation Shop [from Jasc Software]
comes with an optimization wizard. It doesn't always produce the prettiest results, but it's good for a quick fix.
(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:26, archived)
# yep..
www.lemony.co.uk/Optimisation/animations.htm
I'm pretty sure this link makes up 10% of my posts.

It's very woo, by the way. Welcome to the board!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:27, archived)
# That's awesome!
welcome muchly

/is beginning to resent the 250kb limit, in this day and age
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:18, archived)
# In this day and age
when we're starting to get mobile devices that can browse the web at just-verging-on-decent speeds?

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:29, archived)
# hahaha amazing!
and hello.

But woooooah their that file is a bit on the chunky side. try and keep down below 250kb. all in the trusty FAQ
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:19, archived)
# too big matey
you have to stick to a maximum of 250KB for animations

drop some colours and it should be dapper
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:19, archived)
# Given broadband uptake
should this not be raised?

My GIFs conform with some difficulty...
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:27, archived)
# I think its just right where it is.
massive GIFs need not be. if you are having problems make it in flash and linkerise it to here :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:30, archived)
# your face conforms with difficulty
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:30, archived)
# The wind changed
*sniffle*
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:36, archived)
# that's a great first post
woo to you!

(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:20, archived)
# Hahaha! Much woo.
Reminds me of one of those 'Win an iPod/PSP/XBOX' banner ads.
(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:24, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Woo! Can drop file size by reducing colours/increasing lossiness etc
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:25, archived)
# The simple answer is...
Tony. Then you'll be able to make a more comical one from the funeral ('Which UK party leader would you shoot?')

NeoThermic
(NeoThermic Mon 9 Apr, 22:49, Fri 13 Apr, 16:28, Wed 19 May, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:27, archived)
# ROFFLECOATEDM&Ms

NeoThermic
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:30, archived)
# Hahaha!

NeoThermic
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:38, archived)
# Errr


NeoThermic
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:43, archived)
# Say what now?

TheoNermic
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:50, archived)
# Pffft!
blame that L-plate fella.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:54, archived)
# i love the style, i love the animation, i love everything about it
even the "can't be arsed" hands. woo yay houpla
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:54, archived)
# This is fucking ace!
Why couldn't my first post have been as good?

Why can't any of mine be this good?
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 1:55, archived)
# the old bag
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:17, archived)
# She's left her blinkers on...
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:17, archived)
# Hahaha Well!
There's something you don't see every day.
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:18, archived)
# That'll be her colobstermy bag
*runs*

EDIT: great minds think alike
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:19, archived)
# big up da queen mum
being dead is mint
(riuhiru, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:20, archived)
# Your argument's full of holes
..
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:21, archived)
# the truth
is in her eyes
(riuhiru, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:26, archived)
# i don't know why i drew this.
but i did.

the nose was drawn first, so that's why it's at a different angle from the rest of the face.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:16, archived)
# I'm sure
I've seen something like that in my anatomy text books hehe. Nice drawerage!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:28, archived)
# yay.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:29, archived)
# How's you sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:38, archived)
# me's good.
you?
if this thread isn't into the archives yet.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 3:59, archived)
# ..
www.b3ta.com/board/5329243

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(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:11, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/5329295
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:12, archived)
# I vish to know about zis vebsite
I find it very interesting.
Vot iz it for?
Join me and ztomp out ze unpure!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ska King Cody, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:09, archived)
# HAHAA!!
with dollops of 'pffftt!!'
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:10, archived)
# mein Hund hat keine Nase
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:10, archived)
# wie riecht es?
(Joesus, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:18, archived)
#
Jamaica

Schrecklich!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:20, archived)
# [ztomps]
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:10, archived)
# and we can listen to ZZ Tomp as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Ska King Cody, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:10, archived)
# you'd better add a picture and sharpish
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:10, archived)
# I dunno
I don't think it needs one.

Besides, it vas your fault! Dummer Kopf!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:14, archived)
# I want to see
a pangolin with a mandolin and a pendulum on its frenulum, wearing a hat, a cravatte, spats and french plaits.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:14, archived)
# psstt
Look above...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:35, archived)
# I don't think that's a very good idea....
someone back me up here....
(kaibosh, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:10, archived)
# BAHAHAHAHAH
fuck that's brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Ska King Cody, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:11, archived)
# arf!
GET HIM!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:12, archived)
# * invades *
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:13, archived)
# But ve only vish to be your chums
unt brink you ze sauerkraut unt ze yummy snitzels.
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:15, archived)
# Ahahahahhaha!
(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:16, archived)
# I once took the golden, once in a lifetime opportunity
to utter the infamous Fawlty Towers line.

Nearly got me expelled from school :).
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:18, archived)
# arf!
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:11, archived)
# oooh good!
/no mains gas here
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:12, archived)
# Ich bin verschwitztes minge!
...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:13, archived)
# i made this a month ago and forgot to post it
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:07, archived)
# My my!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:08, archived)
# hrrnn!
gurbady gurbady gurbady!
(kaibosh, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:08, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
Japanese quality at Chinese prices!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:13, archived)
# Derka derka
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:30, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:09, archived)
# Palsy?
Parkinsons?
MichaelJFoxitosis?
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:10, archived)
# i have been watching this couple
with interest. not sure why i did this

(grippa93, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:05, archived)
# For those viewing in black and white,
he's the orange one.
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:07, archived)
# I think this website should be mor sensible and in good order.
woo Myra!

Boo twunts!



Aber sicher!

Eigentlich wollte die bildhübsche Jana nur ein paar Gemälde bewundern.
Stattdessen wurde aber das arme Ding von unseren GGG-Jungs überrascht und
bekam gleich 2 fette Schwanze in ihre Mund- und Fickfotze geschoben. Naja,
solange ich nicht von allen Typen die Wixe schlucken muss , dachte sich das
Naivchen. Falsch! Du musst ALLES SCHLUCKEN!! Und zwar von allen Jungs
hier...bis auf den letzten Tropfen!! Na, mach schon. ..Mund auf und
schlucken!! Brav!!!

ALL MUST SWALLOW!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:07, archived)
# You made him kill the post!
WHEN YOU SOLD US THIS HOUSE YOU FORGOT TO MENTION THAT IT WAS BUILT ON TOP OF AN ANCIENT INDIAN BURIAL GROUND!!!

NO... YOU... DIDN'T!!!


Yeah?!?!.. well then. Goodbye.

He says he mentioned it three or four times
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:11, archived)
# Teeheehee!!
Silly Homer...
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:12, archived)
# I'm pretty sure
I can recite that entire episode from memory.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:15, archived)
# go on then
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:27, archived)
# You've got to admire a Myra
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:09, archived)
# This is Mitchell. Treat him nice. Fankoo.
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:55, archived)
# awwwwwwww!
I wanna hold 'im and walk 'im and feed 'im bananas
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:57, archived)
# Lovely.
Might teach those troublesome greys a lesson.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:58, archived)
# Better than HIV
fact
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:58, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwwwww Hello Mitchell

edit: I take that back. I think this website should be mor sensible and in good order.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:59, archived)
# It shoud also have a
sppellk checker.

Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:04, archived)
# stab it
stab it hard!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:01, archived)
# Handsome bugger, isn't he!
(SuaveG (I love spesh), Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:01, archived)
# Hello
I have been watching Mitchell with interest.

What is he for?

I think you may have too much time.
(broccoli holocaust, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:05, archived)
# hahaha
Indeed. I do have too much time. B3ta is my life.




/cuts wrists. Slighty.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:07, archived)
# He's a corking wee chap
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:06, archived)
# Oh no! Look out, it's a waste of space!
Here's a delightful challenge.

Somewhere in the b3ta archives I've edited an old post under a different username to simply contain a photograph of a blue marble with a secret word written on it.

Use your best searching skills and tell me what the word is. First one to find it wins a prize (really).

Ready? Steady? Go.

P.S. For the sake of good sportsmanship, please don't go posting pictures of blue marbles with things written on them.

Okay, NOW go.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:50, archived)
# that's retarded.
(kaibosh, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:52, archived)
# egh?
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:53, archived)
# Can we assume said post
is within the last month (or however long it takes for the archive to do its stuff) ?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:55, archived)
# The word is CUNT
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:59, archived)
# erm...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:02, archived)
# *looks*
*scrolls away, unsinterested and much too tired for anything involving effort*
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:09, archived)
# dfvg
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(Salabim, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:49, archived)
# ewwwwwww!
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Woo yay...nice eyeballage!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:50, archived)
# ewwww
Woo and dfvg? why are you so cryptic?
/opens Kahn "The Codebreakers" in an attempt to decipher
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:51, archived)
# coz..
it's kind of sucky to invent some thread names or something when english isn´t my first lenguage (i´m too lazy)
(Salabim, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:00, archived)
# Ew.
(I helped save b3ta! Pineapplez, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:56, archived)
# Yoink!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:56, archived)
# Woo
More of this please
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:00, archived)
# After,,,
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:45, archived)
# OMFG!
It moves!
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:46, archived)
# nice
wyh
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:47, archived)
# Someone3 get me a doctor!
Ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:47, archived)
# English Lit A-level
Is rapidly going out yonder window, but I couldn't help replying!

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(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:48, archived)
# "Hello little boy, want a sweetie?"
(Pigpen was 'ere on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:50, archived)
#
sexy.
(kaibosh, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:51, archived)
# I have no idea why I tried this.
But it's late, and I've now run out of motivation to kill the last few bastard seams.

(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:41, archived)
# David
Seaman in the mornings perchance?
(Pigpen was 'ere on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:44, archived)
# Close.
Frank Zappa.

that's close in the sense of not close at all, but wtf
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:44, archived)
#
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:20, archived)
# Ahhh...
Bobby Brown. the REAL Bobby Brown...

TJ: THIS is kinda cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:48, archived)
# Is it...
Serj Tankian?
(phoenixmay Put some depleted uranium on it!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:34, archived)
# Just then...
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:35, archived)
# ROAST! ROAST! ROAST! ROAST!
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(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:37, archived)
# hnnnnnnnnnn.......








*spunks
(moff is where the love is the day my computer said.... Hello., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:35, archived)
# Jimmy
Hill's Mutant Lovechild?


Woo to you!
(Pigpen was 'ere on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:36, archived)
# Yippee.
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(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:37, archived)
# I'm pretty sure
I met her via the inter-web once.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:39, archived)
# hmmm
an awful lot of them look like ex-girlfriends of mine
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:42, archived)
# Council of State formerly known as....
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:42, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:42, archived)
# ahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:45, archived)
# hahahahhaha!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:48, archived)
# /snort
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:53, archived)
# I remember those lot!!
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:14, archived)
# On inspection
it would appear I have 92.6MB of Swiss politicans' photos on my computer. That bandwagon was short-lived but sweet!
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:41, archived)
# kinda looks ....
like the guy from the beginning of bladerunner, whatsisname, you know, about flipping turtles...

aahh whatsisface...you know
(northern seth back is giving him jip again, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:41, archived)
# hahahha!
what a smooth face
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:49, archived)
# one of em escaped
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(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:29, archived)
# *gets shovel*
Woo!
(Dooley, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:30, archived)
# KILL IT!
kill it now!
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:31, archived)
# Yikes!
Kill it hard!
...then eat it
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:31, archived)
# I beg your parsnip?
Woo!
(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:33, archived)
# could
it be a turnip for the books?
(Pigpen was 'ere on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:37, archived)
# If you could stop punning...
it'd be swede. Thanks.
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:38, archived)
# If
you potato
(Pigpen was 'ere on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:43, archived)
# There isn't
mushroom left for punnage.
(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:45, archived)
# Pepper
stop right there then!
(Pigpen was 'ere on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:47, archived)
# These puns are radd...ish.
:\

Mind ... failing.
(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:52, archived)
# saying all these puns is
making me a little horse...raddish
(Joesus, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:55, archived)
# Brain ...
... slowly ... LEEKing ... out ... of ... ears.
(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:56, archived)
# you tomato stop
before it's too late
(Joesus, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:58, archived)
# i agree
it's time to squash this thread
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:01, archived)
# Brocolli
i'm off to finish my essay! tootle pip!
(Pigpen was 'ere on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:03, archived)
# the line between the good and bad puns
is getting marrower
(Joesus, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:04, archived)
# Best one yet.
Kumquatulations.
(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:09, archived)
# lettuce stop the puns
...
(Joesus, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:46, archived)
# or it'll turn us all into cabbages
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:47, archived)
# Everything will be fine
if you remember to beetroot to the one you love.
(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:50, archived)
# Oh for
cress sake! That was sweetcorny
(Pigpen was 'ere on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:52, archived)
# It was cuke...
some might say tear-gherkinly so...
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:54, archived)
# Oi!
Stop taking the gourd's name in vain!
(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:55, archived)
# I'll
do what i peas
(Pigpen was 'ere on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:57, archived)
# You've always
bean like that.
(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:03, archived)
# soy true ...
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:11, archived)
# i feel like a pea out of my pod
dont rhub-arb it in
(Joesus, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:53, archived)
# Oh come on!
Why don't we spinach out for as long as we can?
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:47, archived)
# i carrot think of any more
(Joesus, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:50, archived)
# I agree
it's becoming a cucumbersome task
(Pigpen was 'ere on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:54, archived)
# Not really
just a matter of composteing yourself
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:57, archived)
# I
guess there's hope courgette!
(Pigpen was 'ere on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:00, archived)
# sigh
what a melancholyflower end to the thread
(riuhiru, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:05, archived)
# life
is butter
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:12, archived)
# Spread the word.
(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:13, archived)
# i for one
can't imargerine where this is going to go next
(riuhiru, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:14, archived)
# How asprout a pearoast?
(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:18, archived)
# i cant beleive
that puns are still emerging...and that it's not butter
(Joesus, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 0:22, archived)
# Some pics are just
crying out for a spliff
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:28, archived)
# pffft!
you are so right!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:32, archived)
# That
fluffeh looks like he needs detox!
(Pigpen was 'ere on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:33, archived)
# AHahahaha./
(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:34, archived)
# Watching beattie in a cab...?
What more could you want?

Image hosted by TinyPic.com
(Maynard Human After All., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:27, archived)
# Pfft!
With a Fez? CHECK!
(Dooley, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:28, archived)
# Fezes make everything better
Image hosted by Photobucket.com

'cept starving vegetables
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:32, archived)
# Yeah you got stabbed
Doesn't stop you being a self righteous

Thought does it, mongy girl?!?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:41, archived)
# stabbed? she was an anorexic and had a stroke
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:45, archived)
# Gay monkey porn!
that's what more we could want!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 23:33, archived)

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