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# A visual representation
of the guitar riff from "How soon is now" by The Smiths.

someone feel free to tell me to stop
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:20, archived)
# Goodnight all.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:24, archived)
# G'night!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:25, archived)
# morning!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:07, archived)
# night ya mong
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:31, archived)
# Chorus!
Its not a demand though.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:26, archived)
# Blimey!
Not seen you around in a while. How do?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:28, archived)
# Not bad
not been drunk enough to be up this late for a while. Drinking is great :D
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:30, archived)
# Arf!
Damn right! Sadly I only have the odd beer. Nothing major :(
/although I suspect there's white lightning in the house if I fancy it *wretches*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:36, archived)
# just cos i thought you might like another
its not as well coloured.. purely because im lazy...

(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:12, archived)
# spank that planet hard!
w00!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:12, archived)
# planet swatter...
or star spactula
Have a Woo!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:14, archived)
# my first woo
i feel so special
there's a tear im sure
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:15, archived)
# not just a woo
you got a double woo. You special person.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:18, archived)
# oooh
V 'tis fluffehness. am pleased. considering getting a drink to celebrate...
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:28, archived)
# do it
itll make me feel less bad
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:36, archived)
# really shouldnt.
bugger it with a square mellon. vodka.
any chance of you posting some more drawlings?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:40, archived)
# every chance
want some?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:51, archived)
# Hahaha
The planet is really a fried egg and the scoopy thing is going to lift it onto my plate with 9 sausages and some potato bread AICMFP
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:16, archived)
# youre obviously drunk
like me... to want that food at this time of night
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:18, archived)
# Haha!
I'm just peckish is all ;)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:24, archived)
# eitheter way
bring me food!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:28, archived)
# I have milka chocolate
everything is right in the world!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:31, archived)
# on the subject of food..and refering back to the birthday party..
i just found this....

ROWLAND S. HOWARD
CHICKEN WITH COUS COUS AND VEGETABLES

Ingredients
1 large Spanish onion
3 cloves garlic
1 lemon
2 handfuls continental parsley
6 - 8 medium spuds
either new or desiree
2 celery sticks
1 - 2 chopped carrots
2 skinless chicken breast fillets
1 carton chicken stock
2 generous handfuls snowpeas
A cup or so of olive oil and
unsalted butter for cous cous
1 box cous cous (not the
flavoured type, the Moroccan
yellow boxed brand is good)




Method
Chop finely: onion, garlic, celery, carrots. First fry in olive oil, all of the above.
Chop chicken into strips and cook on all sides until no longer pink.

In a seperate pot, par boil spuds, chopped into halves roughly the size of a small
sized new potato. Steam snow peas until just bright green and put aside in ice cold
water to maintain crispness and colour.

Throw spuds, chicken, onion, etc. into pan/pot. Add stock to taste plus seasoning and
about a cup of water (taste along the way), then when spuds are cooked through, simmer
to assimilate flavours. Add a handful of chopped parsley, the snowpeas and juice of one
lemon 5 minutes before serving.

To make fluffy cous cous: In a heavy based pan empty contents of the box, add butter and
seasoning. Boil kettle, then cover with about an inch on top. Stir after 8 to 10 minutes.
Make cous cous about 10 minutes before chicken is ready.

With the cous cous, serve the chicken, vegies and stock.
Garnish with more chopped parsley.

(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:19, archived)
# what is a
snowpea?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:22, archived)
# fuck knows
he's an aussie...so it's not going to make sense.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:23, archived)
# look like mangetouts to me:
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:26, archived)
# sounds good
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:23, archived)
# Blimey!
All those lines and not one mention of someone having their head stove in with a loose wardrobe? Or being shot?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:24, archived)
# 'sgood.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:20, archived)
# Uranus has rings too, you know
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:31, archived)
# My anus IS a ring.
/coat
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:09, archived)
# Rarrrrrrr

*flutes*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:56, archived)
# i'm cold
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:57, archived)
# *Lends a snug tartan blanket*
much like the ones found in the back of old Volvos.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:11, archived)
# you are comma
and i pound my five clams
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:58, archived)
# Hahah
was accidental. I chose the wrong canvas.
Besides she uses kittin spelling.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:00, archived)
# you are Pete Docherty's mum
AICMFP.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:00, archived)
# Haha!
I'm surprised you haven't noticed the reference ;)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:02, archived)
# Oh, I know the reference
but it makes me think of the above.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:04, archived)
# *Admits to being Pete's Mum*
Oh the shame.
*Cries*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:06, archived)
# *comforts*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:09, archived)
# You've got at shittat
and that's a bad armoo
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:05, archived)
# Shittat?

excuse lack of drawing ability...or memory of Star Wars vehicles
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:09, archived)
# I like that tatt
it's classy.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:21, archived)
# Busk when it's Christmas!
You only busk when it's Christmas!

Woooooo!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:21, archived)
# Yay!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:25, archived)
# Was it you that had 'Joy Division Oven Gloves'
in your username a few weeks ago? I'm sure we bigged up the Biscuit before :)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:29, archived)
# Was me indeed!
My memory is a bit pants so forgive me ;)
Think you got the Achtung Bono album at xmas if I'm not mistaken?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:40, archived)
# 'Scuse my exceptional rudeness at not replying in a reasonable time frame
Got distracted by the rest of the internet, see?

Yeah, AB was mine for Xmas and it's brilliant - everyone must buy it now!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 4:57, archived)
# SOMEONE DIG UP JOHN CANDY'S CORPSE!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:41, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:42, archived)
# are we invading this thread then?
actually i think i'll go to bed... exam in 11 hours
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:45, archived)
# I think I am in bed already.
But I may go for a quick smoke and give up on work now.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:46, archived)
# g'night !.. xx
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:52, archived)
# shove it up yer arse!
yes!
that tuba!
Up yer arse!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:44, archived)
# just me then?
*fetches shovel*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:45, archived)
# hahaha
I'm glad to read that link. Now I shall finish up, make a smoke, and sleep before I get sacked for not getting in to work tomorrow.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:46, archived)
# tuber?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:46, archived)
# parp!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:47, archived)
# Next...
the Pink Oboe.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:05, archived)
# i dont know why
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:41, archived)
# that's a mighty small fish :)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:42, archived)
# Mayhaps..
ITs normal sized and thats an extremly large jar and painting
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:43, archived)
# but is it a fish?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:44, archived)
# mamish
mammal fish
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:46, archived)
# How heavy is she?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:42, archived)
# are you pissed ?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:43, archived)
# No
I was leading up to a poor 'whale weigh station' joke.

*goes for another smoke*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:44, archived)
# filthy !
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:45, archived)
# ?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:47, archived)
# fuck knows
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:51, archived)
# k.
night all.

I'll check back after my smoke so that I send my email to work as late as posible.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:55, archived)
# dont wake the wife
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:01, archived)
# i am
thats why its my first image on b3ta... after a long while of lurking :)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:44, archived)
# it is, indeed impressive lurking
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:45, archived)
# i watch you all day
every day..... but never had the guts
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:46, archived)
# It's very good.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:47, archived)
# /feels stalked
erm. yeah well I really liked this post of yours you know :)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:48, archived)
# and
so you should!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:48, archived)
# It is a little disconcerting to think that you may have read over 5000 things I have written
yet I have only read 13 of yours.

hamtoucher.com/ham/index.html
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:52, archived)
# scared?
that really is a lot of ham that you have touched young sir
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:56, archived)
# fuck me that's some serious hammage!
are any of mine in there?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:06, archived)
# Dunno
scrapes it from Google images each time.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:22, archived)
# I very much like your style
and would like to propose you post something on the dayshift too, where you will get rapturous applause, and get to talk about your lunch.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:48, archived)
# I always lie.
Like i'd ever eat offal in ravioli, who does the Duke think I am?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:50, archived)
# I almost always only
use it for passing on messages. It's a great opportunity for mixed messages.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:07, archived)
# i do
often think about my lunch when i see you all talking about it. my lunch is usually noodles. and thats about it
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:50, archived)
# Always noodles.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:51, archived)
# then post it
Dukey'll suggest a bit of mustard, or maybe some chips. I'll probably parp up an idea of tomato or haslet, people will chat and generally talk nonsense, and then it's gone for 24 hours. Lunchtime DTF is becoming something of a special time for me. It's fucking ace!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:52, archived)
# noodles are
noodles. you cant make them better.. apart from by watching neighbours. that makes noodles more fatabulous
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:54, archived)
# you need hot ramen sauce:
boil some sugar with some rice vinegar - stir till all the sugar dissolves. cool it down, mix with equal measures of sweet chily sauce and fish sauce. sprinkle on your noodles. eat.

edit: keeps for months in your fridge too :)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:59, archived)
# that sounds
far too much like actual cooking
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:03, archived)
# bah. if you want your food done right, you've gotta do it yourself
and anyway, you only cook vinegar with sugar - the rest is just stirring stuff
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:04, archived)
# i beat your lurkage
by 5 months.


due to forgetting sodding password for a year and giving wrong email
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:48, archived)
# you also forgot being a spacker
due to forgetting sodding password for a year and giving wrong email.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:49, archived)
# of course
its a requirement.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:52, archived)
# you need breaking in *bums*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:53, archived)
# YES!!
*is honoured*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:55, archived)
# hooray
I shall put it in my username after I stop whoring the bash I'm hosting.

Mr Horrible - I bummed Puffin B0y First!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:56, archived)
# Strange to think iv been a member longer then you
Dosent matter 'cos you seem impossibly better then me.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:03, archived)
# me?
hell no! I can't shop to save my life, and I'm a bit of a part-timer. I just show up at random times and talk bollocks and occasionaly shop something silly.
Although in my favour I have appeared on the FP and judged a compo, but both of those were in passing.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:10, archived)
# Yeh, but the criteria for being better then me are low
Your entertaining.
Your work looks interesting
And you helped save the web
Plus your talking to me know. At 3am. I love this place!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:16, archived)
# im
a shy retiring young (drunk) female... so shy... thats why i like b3ta... its the place to be if youre shy
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:49, archived)
# come to a bash, youngling!
you'll see how shy b3ta people get...
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:52, archived)
# birmingham
you say... not very far away... i say...
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:55, archived)
# oh well
in that case, sign up. Come and meet a variety of b3ta people, we don't bite. Well, not on a first date. No, really, come along. It's going to involve drink, b3ta memes, badges, paint, stencils, a raffle of a signed Cunting For Agatha picture, and general silliness.And hats. More hats the better. I'm going to wear my fez.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:57, archived)
# oooh
hats!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:59, archived)
# how much do they pay you to preach about the bashes ?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:56, archived)
# *they* don't
the official bashes died when Rob stopped going.
However, since I am organising one, I like to point em out. (is also going to Nottingham bash this Saturday).
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:59, archived)
# bless
i can't believe your 28...do you use face cream ? haha
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:13, archived)
# yes I do
but we'd better not talk about how I earn my keep ;)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:15, archived)
# hahahahahaha..
jizz is ment to be very good for the skin.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:16, archived)
# Forgot to say
Very nice style and happy first post!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:57, archived)
# well
how nice of you
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:01, archived)
# What odd hours people on now keep
esecially the brits.. I have that thing thats supposed to involve lerning in a few hours.
Now the dilemma, Bed or F5?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:07, archived)
# F5
you know you want to
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:10, archived)
# you could
hold her
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:43, archived)
# Afterwards.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:44, archived)
# Makes Whaling easy

Woo.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:44, archived)
# that's
lovely
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 4:54, archived)
#
 

 
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:34, archived)
# irony(e)
?

erm....

eh?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:34, archived)
# Congratulations!
now tell us what mr chips is up to
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:36, archived)
# mmmmmmmmm
chips

i also know what you mean about being suffocated at uni. i'm feeling the same right now.

hooray!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:40, archived)
# getting some sexy tieme with miss
salt and miss vinegar?

(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:40, archived)
# " whoring out to the fat fuck on radio 1"
\ apparently
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:41, archived)
# What Yanks call sarcasm?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:35, archived)
# "me next"!
hehehe
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:35, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:37, archived)
# oh the relief..... at least it wont
itch anymore...
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:39, archived)
# ahhhahhah
 
frickin' sweet.
 
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:39, archived)
# I think the word is
'ANGLE'
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:40, archived)
# hands over coupon
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:41, archived)
# Well move them
I can't see the coupon.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:47, archived)
# *hands off coupon*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:49, archived)
# Rugger boy are we?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:50, archived)
# que?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:55, archived)
# queso?

(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:01, archived)
# 'peso'
Sun dried tomato..
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:04, archived)
# *makes sandwich*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:06, archived)
# the ironee
looks slightly like Geoff The Clownfish.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:40, archived)
# Ronan Keating?
Hahahahaha!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:51, archived)
# haha
:D
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 4:55, archived)
# /blatant repost
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:28, archived)
# .
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:29, archived)
# *looks for the "i like this" link*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:30, archived)
# I think that's awesome
I like the scribble.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:34, archived)
# You're on a roll, my friend.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:38, archived)
# .
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:29, archived)
#
:)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:30, archived)
#
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:32, archived)
# Hamtorchiere


let me add another pea to the roast....
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:41, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:29, archived)
# *touches ham*
what?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:31, archived)
# So do my roomates apparently...
you are a nut, by the way.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:30, archived)
# thanks
I think
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:31, archived)
# Oh dear.
 

 
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:35, archived)
# hehehe
{grins}
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:38, archived)
# haha
ace.

needs more blood
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:38, archived)
# I do believe
theres a Garry Larson cartoon thats a bit similar.......
but without the comical faced hoover, so this un's better and merits a woo
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:23, archived)
# bored and lacking idea's
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:17, archived)
# take this



point it at that thing, pull the trigger then post photographs of the results...
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:19, archived)
# lighter?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:21, archived)
# Bollocks, it's a lighter. and if you pointed it at that you'd end up with this:
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:25, archived)
# sort of...
but minus most of the skull.

(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:27, archived)
# "compensated hunter"
...compensating for some kind of gross inadequacy, I imagine.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:30, archived)
# no..... for every shot you fire, it breaks a bone in your hand, so they
being an american company, have to pay you compensation for that**





**may not be true
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:32, archived)
# Heard on the radio
about a newish craze in Japan... apparently there are shooting galleries in malls where you can go to fire really heavy-duty handguns, 44 magnums and suchlike. They give you some very basic instructions... one of the people talking was an instructor, and he'd had an hour's training. Before that, he'd never even fired a handgun. Scary stuff.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:03, archived)
# Just you wait
they'll be paying homelesses to dress up as zombies and run down the aisle at people. It's political correctness gone mad, or some such.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:28, archived)
# *recoil*

(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:21, archived)
# big stylee.....
sort of along the lines of

"fuck... that hurt"

(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:24, archived)
# result
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:25, archived)
# Give me a semi automatic glockenspiel any day
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:25, archived)
# got a new batch of fully automatic
xzylophones, one carefull owner etc...?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:27, archived)
# Hahaha
They'll do ;)
As long as they have a built in maraca launcher.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:33, archived)
# even better, they have
a shelf for your castanets.....

(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:34, archived)
# Phwoar!
*orders 10*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:35, archived)
# it would look like this
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:26, archived)
#
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:42, archived)
#
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:28, archived)
# that
is fucking ace.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:34, archived)
# it's the Tern-inator
AICMFP. I strained myself thinking that up. Time for bed.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:32, archived)
# I like this!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:20, archived)
# I like it too.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:25, archived)
# Let's rock together.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:25, archived)
# We'll be alright.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:25, archived)
# And form a motorbike gang.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:25, archived)
# Called; 'Gay & the Homophobes'
?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:26, archived)
# Yeah ok.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:26, archived)
# Yeah! Score!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:26, archived)
# err... thank you?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:28, archived)
# no thank yous needed
just get naked.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:30, archived)
# ok
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:35, archived)
# *chokes*
 
...yay!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:41, archived)
#


\observes from that queue..
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:00, archived)
# you sad drunken lovely you!
uni is killing you, you know that?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:26, archived)
# i am suffocating
to be honest.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:26, archived)
# hang in there =)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:29, archived)
# If that's your passport pic
then your username is NULL and VOID, my lad!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:24, archived)
# Hello, sexy.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:26, archived)
# hello
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:33, archived)
# is anybody actually looking at this picture?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:40, archived)
# it must be super happy fun tiem..
WAKE UP YOU FUCKSLAPPERS!

Edit: OH yeah, I have a new MOUSE, WOOP WOOP!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:13, archived)
# You know,
maybe it is.

Woo.

*wishes he could be arsed to cdc that tongue*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:14, archived)
# go ahead it's not mine

(the tongue, sir)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:16, archived)
# I am only held back by lethargy
not decency.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:16, archived)
# noted

.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:19, archived)
# *rapes you in the face*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:16, archived)
# 'ning Gov'nor
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:17, archived)
# 'ning you bugger :)
how's yous today?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:20, archived)
# Working hard
in bed tired and ill.

Want to go to sleep, but not finished working yet.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:22, archived)
# I'm working slowly
and pretty stoned and tired too.

leave it till tomorrow, man :D
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:23, archived)
# I'm exactly that, which is slowing me down.
I've got to get some stuff doen by Monday and whilst I have plenty of time, I also have to visit my Mother-in-law and will have no interwebs to work with.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:26, archived)
# rarely know facts:
#23: your life sucks :D
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:29, archived)
# I know it.
But hey, I haven't ridden Box woods for ages, so I might take my bike up.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:31, archived)
# *feels obliged
to reciprocate.*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:20, archived)
# "AAAAAAAAAAAA"
/opens wide
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:22, archived)
# bindun?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:03, archived)
# Please, please, please
just let it fucking die will you?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:03, archived)
# gay cowboys eating pudding
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:07, archived)
# Albatross.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:10, archived)
# "tis an ex-albatross"
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:16, archived)
# Stormy Petrel
on a stick.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:17, archived)
# sorry, guys here only...
'guls', next door!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:18, archived)
# Mmmm guls

Yee-har!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:35, archived)
# "If broke, those mountains, I'd mount"..
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:38, archived)
# ooh!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:38, archived)
# what?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:28, archived)
# I was wondering where you'd got to.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:38, archived)
# ^^
this
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:08, archived)
#
"on yer back, mounting"
"break you in, mounting"
"half way up your back, mounting"
"bite the pillow, bitch, I'm mounting"

this 'gag' (pun intended) has finite puns, yes?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:12, archived)
# Pffft!
Mountain DewMounting Due.....soon...I'm MOUNTING!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:16, archived)
# pffft!..
hahaha
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:17, archived)
# That film should be called
"I did the shake n vac and broke me fuckin' back.....MOUNTING!"
Not Brokeback Mountain.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:21, archived)
# gays r teh funny lol!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:20, archived)
# Talkative little fellow, isn't he
 

 
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:53, archived)
# I like this
edit - thinking about it, lots of deunk people here now!

Hey! Sponsor Lord Manley of Ven That'd be fun, wouldn't it?

Yes?

I'll show you a picture of me not being gay:

(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:54, archived)
# when?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:17, archived)
# When what?
am I running or was I not being gay?

If you mean when will I show you a picture of me not being gay, I'll have to get one taken in the morning.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:18, archived)
# CAT i'm a kitty cat
and i miaow miaow miaow and i miaow miaow miaow
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:55, archived)
# hahaha...
I love that thing... it gets right inside your head!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:57, archived)
# "tak, I'm a ticky tack"..


edit: (it actually says that, listen again and tell me I am wrong)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:57, archived)
# since it can never be linked too many times
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:02, archived)
# I have the wmv file on a remote server here at work.
 
along with the Llama Song, amongst others
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:03, archived)
# thank god someone on here knows wwhat the llama song is
it's one of the greatest things ever. Fact.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:13, archived)
# It did make the newsletter
 
so I think quite a lot of us know it by now.

: )
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:17, archived)
# maybe before my time
or in a phase when I couldn't be fucking arsed to read it. But when I mentioned it on the dayshift, I got blanks.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:20, archived)
# The dayshift is smell of wee.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:27, archived)
# but but but
it has DTH! *bows*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:32, archived)
# Oh, he's nice.
 
I just like a bit of friendly rivalry between time zones.
 
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:36, archived)
# well drill a fucking hole then
send me some daylight, you bastard! Oh, and I STILL FUCKING LOVE YOU!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:38, archived)
# *glomps*
 
..and for anybody who still hasn't seen it:

www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
 
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:58, archived)
# CAT!
 
I'm a kitty cat!

and I dance, dance, dance, and I dance, dance, dance.
 
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:00, archived)
# I SING SEXY THANGS TO MYSELF WHEN I'M..
 
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAN-CING!
 
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:17, archived)
# PURR, PROVOCATIVE POSING!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:27, archived)
# "you look good on teh dancefloor!"...
(bit arctic)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:27, archived)
# i'm scared now
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:55, archived)
# he sings..and rocks!..
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:55, archived)
# Translation:
Happy-happy, joy-joy
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:58, archived)
# Arf!
someone left amphetamine lying around, didn't they?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:02, archived)
# go here..
www.b3ta.com/board/5562375

you too will become a fan.. corrupted.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:04, archived)
# Haha!
I'm way ahead of you. It's bookmarked and all ;)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:08, archived)
# you gotta watch at least 3x
then try and tell me you don't find it 'maddeningly addictive'
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:09, archived)
# Addictive?!
It's already gone to a dozen people via email hehe
It's a virus now!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:13, archived)
# tis, has been viral fer ages!
enjoy!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:20, archived)
# it's an amazing play on words

fazmagorical
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:23, archived)
# No.
I've tried, honest i have. Its just not there for me. call me what you will, but i need an explanation.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:25, archived)
# i believe when he pressed the station lift button
the platform lifted and squashed him

though that's a very literal interpretation
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:29, archived)
# or possibly he was a stupid weightlifter
who thought that a "station lift" meant lifting a station
but he was Samsonised

lackaday
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:36, archived)
# oooh... kafka-esque old testament reference
i like it...
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:40, archived)
# You're pissed as a fucking goose, aren't you?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:33, archived)
# yeah
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:34, archived)
# \o/
Welcome to Hell. My name is Satan, and I'll be your tour guide for the rest of this journey. No, you don't have a seat belt to buckle, because we really don't give a fuck.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:37, archived)
# Welcome to Hell
I am the Devil. And you'll be here for a long, long time. Any questions?
No, there aren't any toilets. As you are aware, this is damnation *without* relief...
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:39, archived)
# "without relief"
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:43, archived)
# Thank fucking christsticks.
I thought i was being leper-like for a while.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:39, archived)
# awww....
this is shit compared to some of your classics..

linky that 'snail' being chased one!! =)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:34, archived)
# this is solid gold. oh well
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:35, archived)
# that's shit!
how about some links to your insane drunken scribblings?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:37, archived)
# *MAKES
I like this!
button
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:40, archived)
# Pffft!

(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:40, archived)
# god, you and amoebaboy draw similarly!
w00!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:39, archived)
# surely, SE was here first??


ninjaed: EDIT: "him too"
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:41, archived)
# he was indeed
I was just remarking. And I very much like the work of both of them.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:48, archived)
# Bollocks,
God draws much better than that.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:44, archived)
# shit a turnip!
Get god on b3ta, mateypie!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:48, archived)
# I couldn't help myself! Go on TT!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:20, archived)
# *runs*
Very woo by the way.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:21, archived)
# amazing
fantazmagorical!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:22, archived)
# ding dong!
woo!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:22, archived)
# Terry Thomas?
Leslie Phillips?

Either way - grand.

kudosishbravowootime.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:23, archived)
# Will you please stop making me laugh so hard?
fucking twat!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:23, archived)
# *swoons*
Top eyebrow action.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:25, archived)
# I go bed now
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:18, archived)
# night..and time to test my nick cave wooo yay
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:19, archived)
# It looks more like he's turning away in sadness.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:20, archived)
# he is
he's about to kill kylie with a rock.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:21, archived)
# corrected.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:22, archived)
# I don't think that would make me sad.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:22, archived)
# and the last thing I heard
was a martyred word, as he stood above me with a rock in his fist.....
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:23, archived)
# he is
he's just killed Kylie.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:21, archived)
# HURRAH !
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:22, archived)
# I *did* buy the single when it was out, you know....
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:22, archived)
# annnnd
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:23, archived)
# and I'll never forget that song or video.
Though of course I have The Birthday Party in my car from time to time...
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:24, archived)
# birthday party..probably one of the biggest influence on my music
and they had rowland s.howard *swoons*

i was gonna make a wo yay out of the nick the stripper video, but i couldn't find it. darn.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:25, archived)
# Haven't you got
 
the Pleasure Heads Must Burn DVD?

*smug*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:28, archived)
# but i have rare birthday party records
*smug*
amd i've met him and he asked me my name. haha.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:32, archived)
# Yay!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:32, archived)
# Is it
Loretta?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:34, archived)
# no..it's Amy (rosa) *puke*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:35, archived)
# Are your eyes yellow
and your hair green?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:42, archived)
# no..eyes blue, hair red
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:48, archived)
# You have no idea what I'm talking about, do you?
Call yourself a Bad Seeds fan.

Pah!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:54, archived)
# of course i dont
i'm stupid.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:56, archived)
# They're references to a Nick Cave song
about a small town called Millhaven.

I am now less impressed.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:59, archived)
# join the bloody club.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:04, archived)
# I'm something of a Mick Harvey fan
especially his early 90s covers stuff. Like the exquisite cover of Serge Gainsborough's "Ford Mustang". Genius.
Barry Adamson can be good too sometimes.

Howard was never a favourite of Cave's people, although I acknowledge him.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:29, archived)
# mick is great
recently got a copy of the anita lane help who did alot of work on. and i got some honeymoon in red single which mick,nick and tracy supposedly were on.
i'm in love with rowland. probably just cos lydia lunch has been there...
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:31, archived)
# hahaha
lydia lunch, I haven't heard her name for years!
Shit, I bought something of hers a long long time ago... fuck knows what it was! Erm, I spose I should look it up!

EDIT: It was "Teenage Jesus and the Jerks". It's on vinyl in my ex-wife's loft, so I can't even remenisce...
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:32, archived)
# look it up and send it to me
would have a copy of the immaculate consumptive video ? haha...i'd pay good money to see nick "orally rape" lydia.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:34, archived)
# ex wife ? yikes !
go get it for me !!!!!!!!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:52, archived)
# negotiaton and contact
are kind of limited to children at the moment. When things thaw (again) I'll go get my loft stuff. Including my famous old cowboy hat.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:57, archived)
# you look very young in your profile pics
didnt think you were much older than me.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:58, archived)
# I'm 28
I have no idea how old you are. 20?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:00, archived)
# 18.
urg.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:04, archived)
# Twat!
oh wait she'll be easier to bugger when she dead, Hit her again Nick!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:23, archived)
# "oh shit, i left the gas on again!"
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:21, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:23, archived)
# He should be happy though
He's just put a brick through Kylie's eye. Haha!
*sings O'Malleys bar*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:22, archived)
# he should !
i ammm borrreed come taaaaaaaaalk to me on yahoo or something !
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:22, archived)
# OK, just a sec :D
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:23, archived)
# good old Saint Nick
I saw him last year at the Brixton Academy supporting Spiritualised and Primal Scream. I was very disappointed when he didn't do "Into Your Arms". But he was still very very ace.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:21, archived)
# tis a lovely song
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:21, archived)
# Awww
I'm going to listen to that now actually :)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:25, archived)
# so am I
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:27, archived)
# the birthday party - mr clarinet !
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:29, archived)
# into my arms, oh lord
into my arms, oh lord.....

Beautiful gospel phrasing on the piano, simple yet so evocative....

And his hard, hellfire and brimstone voice is tempered and pleading... just gorgeous.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:31, archived)
# Yeah,
counterpointing wonderfully with the beautiful track that is "O'Malley's bar" haha
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:34, archived)
# nick and anita now..dirty french song
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:36, archived)
# yay!
get Ford Mustang by Harvey and Anita, it's just gorgeous. Sexy, driving, slightly ridiculous and 60s french pop-ish.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:37, archived)
# i can never find her stuff
it was a stroke of luck finding dirty pearl.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:40, archived)
# look for Mick Harvey
he did two albums with her assistance.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:41, archived)
# woooo yay ! according to some nick cave site they released tho mick harvey albums on vinyl.
hurrah !. cd's are evil !
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:43, archived)
# all on Mute, of course
easy to find...
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:49, archived)
# hahaha
I love his brawl and fight songs.
L.O.V.E.R.M.A.N and Red Right Hand are favourites of mine too...
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:36, archived)
# Haha
It's the swearing and graphic violence I love ;)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:44, archived)
# Hehe
well after I hear Tupelo ;)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:31, archived)
# that's not you
but gnight anyway.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:20, archived)
# I don't have a large piece of card anyway.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:20, archived)
# g'night!
=)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:21, archived)
# G'night!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:24, archived)
# G'night!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:31, archived)
# G'night!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:35, archived)
# fluffeh?..


No!..
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:02, archived)
# pffft
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:02, archived)
# heheh
 
Indeed.

..and that's why I don't invite people round to my house.

woo!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:03, archived)
# because it stinks of shit?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:05, archived)
# whahahahahah...
Soz =)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:07, archived)
# Yes.
 
and piss, with just a hint of sick.

Love those cats!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:11, archived)
# gotta love 'em..
my oldest is now 11!

fat bloody old stinky thing she is.. but we love her.. aww!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:12, archived)
# Why?
She sounds like my Nan and we fucking hate her.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:26, archived)
# your house, too?
I find that the hay I give my rabbit lends a "barnyard" undertone to the aroma.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:13, archived)
# Rustic!
 
I find stale smoke and mould add a nice acrid top note.

: D
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:24, archived)
# I bet you like the smell of wet dogs too...


tis a fave of mine..
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:25, archived)
# I'm gonna be cheeky and post this
 


which was one of bovine's, some time back.
 
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:32, archived)
# hehehe..
love it!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:50, archived)
# I liked it enough to keep a copy!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:55, archived)
# Pfft!
He just knows he could easily be taken off of this Earth by one deft swing of a 9-iron.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:04, archived)
# /\ This
..have come so close..
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:06, archived)
# They don't yelp loudly until they're out of earshot.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:09, archived)
# when they make that landing sound..
thud.."mew!"
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:11, archived)
# Keep your head down and swing through it.
(they shouldn't have to survive that kind of journey)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:15, archived)
# duly noted..
what do you reckon?.. 1 wood? or just stick to irons?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:17, archived)
# with a 1 wood you have the potential for a splosion on the tee
so to speak
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:19, archived)
# yew.. see your point...
hows-about wrapping an old sock around the end to help soften the blow and assist launch?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:20, archived)
# *agreed*
I'd go for some loft and less acceleration. Have you considered clobbering the semseless fuck out of a kitten with a pitching wedge?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:21, archived)
# surely that would just "shave its ass"
and obtain minimal altitude?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:23, archived)
# They're for height more than distance.
Picture your mum in a cannon.

Point it up and she's liable to fly really high then fall on you. If you point it more forward, she'll rocket (screaming) over the trees. One of these situations is really cool and funny.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:28, archived)
# you said "my mum"


\fights

Pfft!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:30, archived)
# It was a theoretical version of your mum.
for SCIENCE!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:31, archived)
# ok, 'science' is good!
but!... nevermind =)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:51, archived)
# weld thumb tacks onto a wood
just make sure to follow through fully or the they stick to the head of the club.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:20, archived)
# hahahhahaha...
"oh, the imagery"

(slightly 'smashed' kittin stuck to end of 1-wood)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:24, archived)
# I never could find funny shells.


(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:07, archived)
# i've got molluscs on my pipes :(
*calls plumber*
*and doctor*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:09, archived)
# tut
have some horlicks.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:12, archived)
#
High quality screens available here
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:10, archived)
# haha, RIS!
Poligen? ha!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:11, archived)
# ?
"lol"

\ pretends to understand 'WTFYABOA' =)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:16, archived)
# Don't shred that!
Lolz1oRzz!!11!1
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:17, archived)
# pffft
kittens are so evil and cool.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:11, archived)
# indeed :)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:19, archived)
# The orange ones fuck you up REAL good.
 

 
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:58, archived)
# ooooer
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:59, archived)
# It appears to be your name in an animated manner
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:00, archived)
# so it does !
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:01, archived)
# KITTEN
SUCKER
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:59, archived)
#
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:02, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
that's fucking mental!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:08, archived)
# hahahahahah
'ride the snake'
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:10, archived)
# *huffs*
Oh yeeeeaaaah I fackin' feel it!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:14, archived)
# 'Pologies.
SUCKER
HUFFER
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:10, archived)
# Monkey monkey onkely cat
make me want to swallow!

Twitching and bitching and not quite so hollow!

/edit: isn't as good as Marilyn Manson.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:02, archived)
# hahaha
you lunatic :)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:03, archived)
# AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
*falls into epileptic fits*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:01, archived)
# YYYYYEAAAHHHHHHH
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:58, archived)
# I absolutely love that.
Not sure why.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:00, archived)
# Frunk?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:00, archived)
# have you been communing with goblin?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:02, archived)
# hahah i love you
:)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:03, archived)
# rofl me too
but you'll be hearing from my lawyer
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:04, archived)
# bloody hell..
let the 'good wines roll'! woo

Awaits some more of your proper style!..hehehe
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:04, archived)
# Have a bed time mashup
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:57, archived)
# You fucking twat! This is for pictures!
*clicks 'I like this', twice*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:00, archived)
# thats a bit bloody good
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:05, archived)
# crikey.
woo! and good see ya, been a while...
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:05, archived)
# I am listening to the radio.
Any chance of a direct link so we can hear it later?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:12, archived)
# Nope!
Don't worry - it's not that good anyway
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:17, archived)
# likeses!


\taps foot
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:28, archived)
# There you go Mr H

quick and dirty...just like me
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:56, archived)
# that's fucking gorgeous!
can I put it in my profile?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:59, archived)
# yep
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:00, archived)
# thank you very much
can I offer you a bit of my name on loan in payment?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:04, archived)
# Have it for free with my blessing

*dry humps*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:07, archived)
# cor!
don't go upsetting anyone by doing that ;)
It's like having an affair, you know!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:10, archived)
# Hahaha!
Lovely sproingy spong!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:01, archived)

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