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#
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:26, archived)
# ^This
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:29, archived)
# ^this
whatever it is
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:31, archived)
# Ha!

(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:46, archived)
# could you explain?
:)
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:49, archived)
# tis in teh news today.
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:55, archived)
# ah that's why i haven't a clue
sorry :(
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:56, archived)
# here's a summary
European court of human rights says, "no you may not use frozen embryos conceived with your ex-partners spunk without his permission. Now get out of my fucking court."

(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:01, archived)
# ^this
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:55, archived)
# ahahaha!
fantastic
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:17, archived)
#

Fixed up a bit from last night... I sharpened the eyes a little mainly.
Apologies if you saw the earlier (very similar) version.
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:17, archived)
# pearoasting whore
:)
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:19, archived)
# top stuff,
i love the eyes now, the right one is purrfect.
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:19, archived)
# boom boom boom, everybody say wayOH! waaayho!
it's coming along just great!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:19, archived)
# wayOH
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:20, archived)
# la la la something something
then stick your pussy on my face

boom boom boom every.......
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:21, archived)
# one say
wayOH
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:23, archived)
# waayOH!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:25, archived)
# Anyone else and I'd go with 'Hamtoucher'.
But since it is you . . .



Hamtoucher

(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:21, archived)
# Are you saying
I've got a tiny ham?
;)
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:22, archived)
# Ooh yes!
Wanna see?
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:29, archived)
# Quorntoucher?
Slightly less offensive as it doesn't taste of anything.
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:22, archived)
# bloody pork product
caresser's
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:23, archived)
# I thought the earlier one was better
someone also asked for a wallpaper size,
did that come about?
I'd love it if you've made it.
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:22, archived)
#
No wallpaper on this one I'm afraid... I've had a lot of requests for wallpaper lately though, so I'll be doing some crows and cats in the near future I think.
I liked the other version too, but I chose the wrong brush for the eyes and it was bugging me, they were too soft. There was also a crappy flat gradient which I textured. I was too tired/lazy last night to do it.
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:26, archived)
# I liked the 'finer' white hairs
on the other one, they made it more realistic.

Still very nice though!!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:28, archived)
# Thats really cool
For a cat ;)
Woo!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:23, archived)
# cat looks well chilled
well captured
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:49, archived)
# thought you might enjoy me in my robot suit....

(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:14, archived)
# bend over then and let the enjoyment begin!
*bums*
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:15, archived)
# hahahaha
it does have an anus, and as you can see a small film canister for a penis
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:15, archived)
# you have an abnormally small film canister for a penis?
maybe you should start up a website or something
and someone could interview you about your troubled childhood
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:16, archived)
# That sounds catchy,
I'm sure it would make really interesting stuff
*sarcasm*
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:19, archived)
# mechawoo!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:16, archived)
# Arf! That's great
Are you available for weddings/bar mitzvahs/funerals?
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:18, archived)
# What about gaijintendo
in his?
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:18, archived)
# you love teh gaij!
:)
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:19, archived)
# he is my brother, after all.

Edit: The birthday present I got for him last year was a b3ta donation icon! : )
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:20, archived)
# what a cool bro you are :)
i got a copy of shonen jump straight from Japan
:) was well chuffed
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:22, archived)
# hurrah
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:24, archived)
# b3ta siblings!
*runs around, flailing arms wildly*
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:17, archived)
# hooray!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:19, archived)
# /enjoys wildstyle in his robot suit
/leaves him open for sloppy seconds
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:20, archived)
# How scary is this:
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:22, archived)
# Wow
I know what I am doing tonight.
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:25, archived)
# moving?
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:28, archived)
# Quite scary
but this scares me more
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:27, archived)
# Moves to Hull


i'am actually moving to Hull, maybe its the best place for me!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:12, archived)
# ha ha ha!
i want one!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:14, archived)
# another toaster one!
woo woo
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:16, archived)
# you think i actually plan these....
this shit just pops in my head randomly you know.
Clicky here for previous toaster fun
www.b3ta.com/board/5709166
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:18, archived)
# hahaha
*snorts*
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:16, archived)
# When I went for RCB in Westbury
There was a candidate who had, had his selection delayed by surgery to remove a congenital twin from his abdomen.

When we were asked the obvious 'You may have to kill someone, how would you feel about that' question he jumped up, pulled his shirt up and joyously excalimed 'I killed my own brother!

I don't know whether he passed RCB, but I hope so, he was a decent chap.
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:18, archived)
# whats RCB?
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:20, archived)
# Google is your friend.
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:22, archived)
# hahaha
clicks
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:29, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:56, archived)
# arf!
I so hate those ads!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:10, archived)
# I searched for years...
...and at last on the back of a shelf in Tesco's; there it was.

(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:06, archived)
# Was it Extra Bitey?
..or taste like Coon?
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:08, archived)
# *glad I've seen the newsletter*
non-racist!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:09, archived)
# Actually, I'm an Aussie, ageing at that!!
But coon cheese has been around for years!
Well, at least 30 I know of!
And it's pretty good stuff, particularly melted on a steak sandwich...mmm

*turns on griller for midnight snack*
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:15, archived)
# oooh
pervy monkey sex before the food... I like your style
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:07, archived)
# rub that griller baby
*rubs griller on moist bits*
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:16, archived)
# RACIST... CANNIBAL



Shit, really can't help offending people today
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:10, archived)
# nevermind
have a racial slur

(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:24, archived)
# can't beat a fresh slice of Coon to start the day
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:12, archived)
# there's some class Tesco Value stuff about
Tesco Value abs toner-- jesus! (£6.99)
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:08, archived)
# Really?
Ouch!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:11, archived)
# Cool.
I have been looking for a way of toning up by brakes on the cheap.
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:13, archived)
# I love tea almost as much as tea loves me

for tutt :)
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:58, archived)
# what a lovely cartoon
Déjà Vu?
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:59, archived)
# what a lovely cartoon
Déjà Vu?
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:00, archived)
# ^this
déjá vú?
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:01, archived)
#
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:09, archived)
#
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:27, archived)
# i was offered free bourbon biscuits today,
as well as custard creams, but the less said about them the better.
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:59, archived)
# oh i hope you didn't turn them down!
:)
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:15, archived)
# I'm eating Bourbons right now
They're lovely with a cup of tea
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:25, archived)
# mmmmmmm
they do rank high in my biscuit love list
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:29, archived)
# WOO, is this an official tea break?
if so I will have a nice stong cup of builders tea please
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:00, archived)
# it is indeed!
*goes off to make teh tea!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:01, archived)
# I love Wildstyle's hob.....
Tea for me please

3 choccy digestives
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:02, archived)
# *Slurps*
*slurps* *swallows* *chews* *turns off porn film*
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:06, archived)
# oh my god i think i'm in love

*sips cuppa*
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:00, archived)
# a mug made for two :)
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:01, archived)
# i want it's moist biscuity goodness
all over my...
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:03, archived)
# bare, heaving bosom?
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:04, archived)
# check out my BTea2006!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:06, archived)
# it's all yours hun
*offers*
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:09, archived)
# saucy...
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:05, archived)
# Crumbs!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:05, archived)
# DIGESTIVE!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:06, archived)
#
Top Up The Tea with creamy filling.
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:01, archived)
# pffffffft!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:16, archived)
# haha i love this
*clicks*
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:01, archived)
# wow!
i think that's my first ever click!
Ta!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:18, archived)
# welcome :)
don't tell TUTT i'm here. i promised to draw her, then forgot. until now :@
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:35, archived)
# shhhhhhhhh!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:38, archived)
# haha you can drawd gud!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:01, archived)
# i did drawd good didn't i :)
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:11, archived)
# YOU LOVE YOURSELF!!111!!11oneone
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:12, archived)
# every night
but it's best on sunday mornings :)

*fwap*
*fwap*
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:14, archived)
# You can't dunk biscuits
in herbal tea.
I'll have orange juice and a pancake instead.
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:02, archived)
# huh!
well where's the solidarity in that eh!?
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:12, archived)
# Sorry
But I don't do caffeine.
And I'm not at work yet
But, in solidarity, I am having a beverage and snacky foodstuff break.
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:17, archived)
# yay!
*SOLID!*
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:25, archived)
# RAPIST!



sorry, perhaps a little harsh... I don't even know you
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:03, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmm, tea.
Woosome!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:06, archived)
# mmmm....suggesstive tea

(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:06, archived)
# McVites' Chocolate Suggestives?
(well dunked)

Edit: Ninja's (no-one saw that, roight?)
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:09, archived)
# Ohhh....naughty!
....seems you got a stray apostrophe
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:10, archived)
# ha ha!!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:10, archived)
# Haha
Yaaay!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:13, archived)
# Nicely done.
Those biscuits... you should consider developing them and doing a series.
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:20, archived)
# for you sir
anything!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:26, archived)
# that
is excellent!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:34, archived)
# glad you liked it old bean
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:39, archived)
# Dance! Dance I say!
Image hosting by Photobucket
What the hell? I posted the picture and it didn't show up on the board so I posted it again. Now are you telling me it's already on the fucking board?
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:51, archived)
# Déjà Vu?

(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:53, archived)
# I was thinking along the same lines....
*thinks*
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:54, archived)
#
hm?
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:54, archived)
# HE SAID
'DEJA VU'
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:56, archived)
# Déjà Vu?
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:54, archived)
# Déjà Vu?
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:55, archived)
# Déjà Vu?
*dies*
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:56, archived)
# Déjà Vu?
*dies*
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:56, archived)
# Déjà Vu?
*goes to funeral*
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:57, archived)
# Déjá vú?
*tie-dyes*
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:58, archived)
# Déjà Dead
Kathy Reichs
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:58, archived)
# Déjà Dead
Kathy Reichs
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:00, archived)
# CRUMPETS!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:54, archived)
# Further...
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:47, archived)
# "Raping without a condom may lead to unwanted pregnancy'?
Is that real?
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:48, archived)
# Yes
And then you'd have to pay for the little rape child bastard's upbringing for the next 18 years.
And rape the mother again on your access visit weekends.
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:51, archived)
# Something tells me this is quite personal to you...?
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:55, archived)
# It wasn't me
Another rapist did it.
and left forged DNA behind.
Damn Identity Theft !
.
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:05, archived)
# wrong!
it clearly says "unwanted pregancy"
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:55, archived)
# Yes, I've heard the CSA let you off
if it's an accident
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:58, archived)
# ummm, ok...
*foreigner stops playing typo-police and goes to get more coffee*
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:02, archived)
# Good work Manuel
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:04, archived)
# thanks, I think...
though I must protest...I am not a man, uel or otherwise...
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:10, archived)
# uel?
*would*
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:20, archived)
# *blinks*
beware, bird may contain flu!

uel? You see...Manuel as in man+uel...comprende? geddit? förstår? ymmärsitkö?
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:59, archived)
# Isn't the rule of thumb:
If you want to sexually harass someone and get away with it, be very attractive and not wierd?
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:19, archived)
#
...and filthy rich
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:19, archived)
# ah Tuesdays......
cut out and keep...




usefull for attacking noobies and keeping the old home fires burning etc etc.....
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:44, archived)
# No,
They have got electrical impulses in them, but they are basicly organic.
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:45, archived)
# very nice
ta
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:45, archived)
# FIRE!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

they dont let me have fire in the home!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:46, archived)
# HE'S ON FUCKING FIRE!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:47, archived)
# Put me out!
Argh, argh, it burns, it burns!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:48, archived)
# well... they seem to like it....
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:51, archived)
# a'noon
Image hosted by Hobofucket.com

Morris Dancing
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:42, archived)
#
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:43, archived)
# RIS?
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:43, archived)
# morris minor is a alien?



?
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:45, archived)
# BEWARE!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:45, archived)
# alien car?
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:47, archived)
#



(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:41, archived)
# Yesterday I saw a sign which said:
'Very Wet Paint'.
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:42, archived)
# Warning: Paint not quite dry yet
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:44, archived)
# Warning: Paint getting dryer
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:44, archived)
# Minor Warning:
Nearly there.
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:45, archived)
# Warning: I told you not to touch, now go find some Turps
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:46, archived)
# Warning: Second coat
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:47, archived)
# BEWARE!
Paint is a alien!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:47, archived)
# Warning
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:59, archived)
# Heheh
You can tell by his dejected look he's been looking for a phone for a while.
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:44, archived)
# Wheelies ??! Pah!

(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:34, archived)
# hes borken
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:37, archived)
# I think the idea was...
that they could attack the enemy whilst appearing to be retreating.
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:39, archived)
# Ah!
A gendarme
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:46, archived)
# Is it real photo Sunday already?
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:38, archived)
# Tast the first posty goodness


Hopefully it works as a gif and not just a still image..can't tell with live preview.

Apoligies for size / general awfulness

(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:32, archived)
# Craptastic!
The image is only 28k which is plenty small enough. Have a jaffa cake
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:34, archived)
# bindun chap(ette)
but woo the anim and welcome

:)
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:34, archived)
# As before,
Have a placenta:

(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:37, archived)
# haha
cracking username too!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:38, archived)
# It does have an element of the
Your All Gay! about it though, no?
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:44, archived)
# yeah, bindun
Image hosting by Photobucket
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:45, archived)
# meanwhile at the Moussaoui trial...
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:23, archived)
# nice
Why's Paddington on the Dock
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:26, archived)
# He saw a satirical cartoon of a jam sandwich with a bomb in it
...and overreacted. Woo to the pic.
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:28, archived)
# Arf
Why did you tone down your earlier sarcasm?
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:29, archived)
# heh
Bit too obviously sarcastic, and I thought the pic was wonderful so didn't want my sarky comment to outweigh how woo I thought the piccy was (:
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:30, archived)
# A foreigner in a big coat hanging about a major train station?
He's lucky he didn't get shot 7 times in the head.
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:30, archived)
# ^^ this
and Peru is, like, near Brazil!

shootim
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:32, archived)
# How about the Mouse-aoui trial?


edit: oh, and Woo!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:29, archived)
# arf
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:31, archived)
# That's some Woo! Yay!
I Woo! Yay! Your Woo! Yay!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:43, archived)
# PUBLIC INFORMATION FOR MEN

KNOW YOUR RESPONSIBILITIES!

For more details follow link.
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/4780992.stm
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:19, archived)
# hahaha
"indeed, I couldn't be wetter" made it for me
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:20, archived)
# Indeed. Not that it makes any difference coz they could scream "RAPE" anyway.


Anyone fancy a Talk Board vs Board Board paintball fight?
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:23, archived)
# With real live bullets?
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:27, archived)
# bring it punk
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:31, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:32, archived)
# I will leave a dent chap :)
how goes it?
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:37, archived)
# yes I do
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:27, archived)
# Most definatly this
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:33, archived)
# haha brilliant
'I couldn't be wetter'

a truely memorable line
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:26, archived)
# Hobby Horse
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:16, archived)
# ooh la la!

woo yay yay!

/edit: you do love horses, don't you? best of all the animals and all...
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:17, archived)
# PFFFT
Humans... they love those dancing horses and shit.

Very WOO!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:17, archived)
# There'll be no disguising the tent
if hobbyhorse gets a lob on under his mac
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:18, archived)
# Bring on the dancing horses
Huzzah! I love these.
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:19, archived)
# hahaha
back to his old tricks again, eh? The missus won't be happy..
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:20, archived)
# she's on stage!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:22, archived)
# just wondering
has anyone actually ridden a cock horse to banbury cross. Perhaps thats what Goldfrapp's on about.
Sorry just random brain dribble...need tea.
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:20, archived)
# hello there
I know someone you do
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:24, archived)
# *belm*
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:12, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I like this! Woo!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:13, archived)
# yay for mong
I can pearoast my happy picture!

(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:22, archived)
# damn
you good these days
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:02, archived)

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