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# out now on belm records
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 23:43, archived)
# i dont know why but that is eerie
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 23:44, archived)
# Erm
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 0:02, archived)
# Who?
What in the where when?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 3:20, archived)
# A bit late but...
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 0:17, archived)
# lol
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 23:57, archived)
# sorry iff bindun, but I claim my 'no ambulance bandwagon picture yet' Get Out Of Flames Free voucher.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 23:40, archived)
# this makes me chukle!
Nighty!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 23:41, archived)
# a hearty pffft!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 23:43, archived)
# awfully wooful punnage
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 23:43, archived)
# Cross-hare
Arf! I run Franz's fan forum, and I made the same dodgy pun for Easter. But not as good.

Woo for you! x
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 1:25, archived)
# I stole this idea somewhere in Holland. I would like to start a zoo and have some ground. Please anyone do you have some animals for me and some cages and maybe some food for the animals etc? Thank you.

(, Tue 2 May 2006, 23:39, archived)
# erm...
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers. ?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 23:40, archived)
# I really don't know why it won't post my picture. I am really trying to type img src="etc between brackets but for some reasons it doesnt work
And I have my B3ta birthday in three days
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 23:44, archived)
# you broke the interweb!!! =D
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 23:45, archived)
# Oh noes!
Your b3tarded!

EDIT: wow ive just realised thats your username!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 23:46, archived)
# Not is is shit
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 23:46, archived)
# every time I save the message the picture dissapears and the code is changes WHY
OH WHY
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 23:47, archived)
# are you using firefox?
maybe you have a nasty extension installed that's messing it up?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 23:50, archived)
# Yes I have firfox
Whichone could it be?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 23:52, archived)
# there are so many extensions available
go to tools: extensions
and post the list here

maybe edit your msg instead of replying so this thread wont get huge
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 23:54, archived)
# make sure
you have not accidentally typed any extra spaces in the code.

There shoulld be a space between 'img' and 'src' but nowhere else. Sometimes a stray space somewhere in src=" makes the board strip the code as it's not standard html.

Oh - make sure you type the closing quotes too - the board won't like it if they are missing.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 23:58, archived)
# I just couldn't be arsed and it is frustrating
So I reposted in explorer. Now please help me with my zoo. Plases
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 0:01, archived)
# DO NOT ANGER THE BOARD
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 0:02, archived)
# No
But please give me a mouse or something small.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 0:04, archived)
# Will there be raccoons?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 0:06, archived)
# If you want it yes
but pls draw it on my zoo
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 0:11, archived)
# with you
there will always be racoons
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 0:11, archived)
# You're just jealous
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 0:14, archived)
# hahaaha
nice one
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 23:47, archived)
# hahahah nice nick
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 23:43, archived)
# What will Prescott do next?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 23:38, archived)
# Bet he ate them
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 23:39, archived)
# Make sure you don't!
I'll be round Huffbuffington for a cup of tea and a slice of cake tomorrow, about 3ish.

*really goes to bed*
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 23:43, archived)
# Okey dokey, i'd better have a shower and clean my living room!
*clicks kettle*
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 23:45, archived)
# haha
that's great! Nice commentary
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 23:41, archived)
# Vunderbar
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 0:34, archived)
# Totally hatstandwoo!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 2:58, archived)
[challenge entry] the amazing flying petomane

edit: interesting backstory: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_P%C3%A9tomane
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 23:33, archived)
# yay!
Next, Petomane plays Petanque!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 23:38, archived)
#
hahaha, that bee *buzz* awesome! *click-a-roo*
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 23:38, archived)
# haha
lovely
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 23:41, archived)
# ...Havn't posted in a while.. Hummus has been running low..

*runs away*
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 23:10, archived)
# haha!
that's good. very good. *clicks*
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 23:18, archived)
# aaahh
razors nooooo!

in other news, woo.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 23:40, archived)
# uhmm
oh, I gotta post something about this, but it's too subtle, or maybe too obvious, the thing is I dont get it... it seems to be something interesting on this...

uh, did I say that out loud ?

(, Tue 2 May 2006, 23:40, archived)
# my good man you seem to be confused
its clearly about the link between brian blessed and the russian mafia
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 23:46, archived)
# I knew it!! fucksox
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 23:51, archived)
# I do believe I have a metal pole up my ass!


I honestly don't wanna know why they let me out of the asylum with hands like these.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:53, archived)
# EEEEEEEMMMMMMOOOOOOOOO!!!
It's because you were bringing the place down with suicidey GIFs like this!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:56, archived)
# go darwin awards
guy hung himself over a cliff and drank some poison, tried to shoot himself with a shotgun at the same time. He misses, shoots the rope, falls into the sea and with the all the surprise and seawater in him, he pukes the poison. he then proceeds to be rescued be a lifeguard. Shortly afterwards, bastard died of embarrasment
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:58, archived)
# And they all lived happily after
Have you ever heard of "embarrassing death syndrome"?

It's characterised by the man in America (of course) who was killed by a pig falling on his head, from a first-floor balcony...
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 23:02, archived)
# that's life
and such

...



was it a big pig?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 23:05, archived)
# That's exactly the sort of question
you don't want to ask when consoling his wife


/edit...
I'm off to bed. Night, b3ta!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 23:08, archived)
# Its a tortoises... with a hard on
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:49, archived)
# of course it's hard, otherwise
predators would eat them easily.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:51, archived)
# How does it smell?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:51, archived)
# Never mind that,
can it be milked?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:54, archived)
# i really
don't want to think about that. ever.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:58, archived)
# Deadpix for me :(
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:57, archived)
# If you could see it it'd scare you
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 23:38, archived)
# Not that much of a landmark... i just wanted to share the little red spazzing hood with the world
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:47, archived)
# Woo!
500 is a good number :)
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:51, archived)
# well done
woo!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:58, archived)
# Polar bears facing extinction - trying to keep morale up.


'I just LUUURVE the way you've done his smile!'
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:47, archived)
# this needs more liking
*likes*
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 23:01, archived)
# why thankyou
I guess I can't read the popular zeitgeist anymore.....
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 23:07, archived)
# It's lovely
All the best stuff gets ignored... I've convinced myself of that... :)
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 23:09, archived)
# ah, you do alright mate
although you also post about 150,000 more than me , to be fair...I could try harder.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 23:12, archived)
# Heh, quantity over quality
with me pal, every time :)
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 23:15, archived)
# woo for snowmen!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 23:27, archived)
# has hee too got a catheter in case he needs to make number onsies?
bravo :-)
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 23:42, archived)
# The Debate: Snickers or...
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:45, archived)
# I cant believe
You lot of B3tards didn't get it? - I suppose you have to be an old git when they used to call them...yeah
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:56, archived)
# Marathon?
I blame the Americans
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:58, archived)
# i remember when they were called shitsticks
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 23:01, archived)
# You have a good memory
the earliest recollection I have is when they were twat bars
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 23:06, archived)
# haha, twat bars! I dont know WHY
they changed them from that. They were so much more appetising
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 23:39, archived)
# That silly one on the right
is running the wrong way!

Silly Snickers bar! Wrong way is not forwards!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 23:12, archived)
# shitstix
you mean twix
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 23:27, archived)
# ahh one or the other, they're still shit in bar form.
great piccy tho
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 23:42, archived)
# bloody quizzes.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:44, archived)
# gah!
*tears out hair*
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:45, archived)
# It'll never catch on, I tells ya!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:47, archived)
#
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 23:21, archived)
# Whiah are you Mr Fanj?
A binary Nob or a non-binary knob?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 23:48, archived)
# Ouch!
*clicks*
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 23:26, archived)
# Shite joke
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:39, archived)
# mmm
breakfast :o)
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:40, archived)
# Pffft!
You caused laughings, and no coughings! Have a woo for that alone!

Oh, and have a click for the picture :)
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:41, archived)
# woo
thats the first thing i've laughed about all day
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:43, archived)
# haha
that's great
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:46, archived)
# Talking egg?
Not real.

bridge, ladder, copter, shark...
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:47, archived)
# Woo
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:49, archived)
# It gets my
Woo sausage... love the little egg walkin' legs
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:50, archived)
# always time for an egg joke
Image Hosting by PicsPlace.to
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 23:04, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 23:09, archived)
# Pearoast
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 23:19, archived)
# Just an experiment

Biggery

Just playing with teh camera and teh shop.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:38, archived)
# I cough at your experiment
but only because I've got a cough.

I do like it really! Woo!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:40, archived)
# enough of the good stuff... here's some cock

Grand Champion Clarence Delaney Cockingham - Best in Show
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:37, archived)
# Hurrah!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:38, archived)
# Yay for hideously malformed magenta cock!
I love the woman's expression - "Argh! A blemish!"
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:39, archived)
# She's an expert CDC judge
and I dig the matching outfit particularly
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:40, archived)
# She's spotted
a JPEG artifact, hasn't she?

It's all over :(
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:54, archived)
# hahaha
Best in Show will have to go to the reserve...
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:59, archived)
# :o)
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:35, archived)
# Unusually pleasant Mr Custard
are you alright?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:37, archived)
# hehehe
no i've gone mad :o)
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:38, archived)
# Perhaps
you are now approaching normality...
...FROM THE OTHER SIDE!!!!111ELEVENTY-ONE!!!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:40, archived)
# now thats scary
:o)
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:41, archived)
# Eek!
Not... ThE OthEr sIDe!!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:45, archived)
# Gorgeous!
Bit big though isn't it?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:38, archived)
# thank ya
she might be :o)
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:40, archived)
# No, no, I do mean filesize.
Smallerise it please : )
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:41, archived)
# that'd be
flickrs fault - i've not put it on my site yet
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:43, archived)
# Cor!
Class, very nice.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:39, archived)
# thank ya
:o)
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:41, archived)
# lovely
very pretty
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:41, archived)
# :o)
thanks
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:43, archived)
#
Woo! I really like this new style of yours, Rev. !
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 23:23, archived)
# .
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:34, archived)
# : D
Thats ace! Have a million woos on me : )
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:35, archived)
# Very woo!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:39, archived)
# Great 'shoppage
Woo!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:50, archived)
# Bill Oddie
would woo that, and I too woo
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:52, archived)
# The next stage in evolution for the human race
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
Being able to see from both ends of the stick.

RIS, I hear you shout? And I'm not surprised.
This was from a weird dream I had this morning - I'm sure it made sense at the time.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:17, archived)
# You are not sup RIS ed?
Omg ghosts!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:18, archived)
# OOOOoooooooooo!
*mesmerised*
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:19, archived)
# mes me RIS ed?
i could go on
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:20, archived)
# yeah,
i think that RIS? fits this pretty well.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:23, archived)
# been on teh old
turps again old bean
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:24, archived)
# Just a couple of bottles this time.
I read somewhere that turps was good for you*.
*Contains large quantities of lies
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:32, archived)
# Haha
That is wonderfully surreal and I love it.

*prints*

*puts up as poster*

(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:32, archived)
# Hahaha, beautiful.
I love mad dreams. Well done, this sounds exceptional.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:34, archived)
# cool
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:16, archived)
# We get the idea
Stop already
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:21, archived)
# And I
thought this would go all ambulance..! darn
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:22, archived)
# I can't remember any bandwagons for ages
before the ambulance...

Did it start them going again?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:32, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:03, archived)
# Compo it!
(woo!)
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:04, archived)
# Yaaaay!
Hahaha, he's learning his trade early. good for him!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:04, archived)
# wrong!
but funny never the lass!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:04, archived)
# Tsk,
the desert is no place for a child.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:06, archived)
# i know...
Specially when he's wearing a thick jumper. But i needed a matching background for the nonce in the car....
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:07, archived)
# It gets very
cold in the desert at night.*




* May contain truth
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:11, archived)
# Woo YAY
Winnar
i like your dark side
*clicks*
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:07, archived)
# hohoho
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:08, archived)
# Pfffft!
Very good.

EDIT: Glitterwatch: BBC1 now!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:09, archived)
# Why did I interrupt my Amateur Transplants
to see that?

WHY?!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:14, archived)
# dammit!
i clicked that, hoping for some kind of twisted surgical fetish site!


oh, fuck. did i just say that out loud?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:15, archived)
# They're good!
Give 'em a listen!

Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin and London Underground are especially good...
And it's free, all free I tells ya! Mwooharharharharhar!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:37, archived)
# they're brilliant.
God knows if I'd let them work on me but they do make me laugh.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 23:11, archived)
# hahahahaa!
gradely!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:11, archived)
# Ning!
I know i said it earlier but i cant scroll down very easily
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:14, archived)
# oh dear,
do you have a scrolling hangup?

I said, 'Hello dear, how are you?'
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:18, archived)
# I shall say
I am spiffing! I had the first 5 hours of my 15 hour art exam today.

Pfft i say to it!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:20, archived)
# and I would agree,
that's the best thing to say to it!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:24, archived)
# Tis, tis
I finished one of 3 canvases today, when theyre finished ill stick a photo of em up on RPS
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:28, archived)
# *looks forward*
*wishes for teh talent*

/grump
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:35, archived)
# WOOOOOO
yeah
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:32, archived)

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