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# Laptop for sale?
Just saw the story about that laptop on the BBC website: news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/london/5030814.stm - now I'm sure I was pi$$ed when I got the link to whatever myspace page (no change there then) but has the link been removed from the last newsletter? or did I get the url from somewhere else?

Or did I dream the whole thing?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 2:43, archived)
# nope I saw that,
maybe not here (cough)

but i do remember at the time thinking... oh shit... thats a breach of so many privacy laws.... never mind a shed load of others, but I forgot about it

still.. it was funny :-)
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 2:46, archived)
# The laptop was sold
and I would have thought that also means the contents of the hard-drive were sold too, therefore the laptop's original owner had given up any rights to his photoraphs.

There are probably lots of complicated laws governing it all, but I would think the bottom line is "Don't give your hard-drive to other people if it has embarrasing things on it."

Just ask Garry Glitter.

EDIT: I am not going to correct my misspelling of 'photographs', becasue I now have a pleasing mental image of long necked creatures with cameras for heads.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 2:52, archived)
# Its all about rights of ownership...
and as this is disputed, things get very grey, dark and nasty.

but yes, always wipe your computer clean before you sell it.

on the subject of mr glitter, that was a clear breach of privacy (no matter how you look at it) by pc world staff. however, in the hoo hah that followed, that little matter was forgot about...
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 2:58, archived)
# Makes you wonder
how many other peoples' computers they "had a look at".
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 3:15, archived)
# all of them they'd have had time to I would suspect
oh might add

if folks are _really_ bothered about the contents of hd's when selling computers, the only way to securely erase a hd is to destroy it, I'd recommend melting.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 3:20, archived)
# You could always
take it to bits and use the discs as a wind chime.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 3:27, archived)
# also good
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 3:28, archived)
# You didn't see anything.
/waves hands hypnotically
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 2:47, archived)
# I suppose...
..These are the arn't the .htm pages I'm looking for..?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 2:53, archived)
# Actually....
...Madagascar, when the penguin has just told Marty they are going to the wild.

But the jedi mind trick works too.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 3:13, archived)
# It's in the newsletter
third intem in "WHAT B3TA PEOPLE HAVE BEEN MAKING THIS WEEK #1"

www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue230/
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 2:48, archived)
# Excellent
I knew I wasn't having a 4-bottle cheap plonk flashback when I read the story...

Right - back to killing more braincells...
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 2:59, archived)
# "4-bottle cheap plonk flashback"
would be a great username.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 3:18, archived)
# shit
that'd be a blow against consumer power if that went to court
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 2:49, archived)
# and some.....
while the guy was right to publicise his problem, putting photographs of people on public websites (that are subject to any possible alligation of theft and/or deception) without thier prior consent is a real no-no... the men in suits are going to make a fortune out of this..
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 2:54, archived)
# I didn't
do it. You can't prove a thing.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 2:55, archived)
# What?
No picture?

*cries*
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 2:56, archived)
# It's better
than yet another crappy quo pic
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 3:08, archived)
# Indeed
some of those quo pictures make me a sad beard.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 3:15, archived)
# I like this story better.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 3:44, archived)
# DISCO BUS!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 2:41, archived)
# Might as well jump on...
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 2:31, archived)
# mindpissed!!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 2:32, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 2:33, archived)
# now
thassfunneh!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 2:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Probably old hat

Fashionably late, or sommat.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 2:26, archived)
# O RLY?
and w00!

or twit twoo
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 2:27, archived)
# O WLY!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 2:35, archived)
# onoes,
what is wrong with your nipples?

They seemed fine when last we met
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 2:37, archived)
# Jesus
bit them off
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 2:38, archived)
# what
a cunt.

I'm off to bed, nighties!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 2:46, archived)
# G'night
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 2:48, archived)
# Haha.
Likey.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 2:48, archived)
# David Dickinson would be proud
bargain

Now that my friends is a bargain.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 2:22, archived)
# Bloody hell!
/buys a dozen
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 2:23, archived)
# cheap
as chips, if you've been dipped in tea!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 2:24, archived)
# They are also the most vile things ever to have had the word
"biscuit" written on them..

even at such a bargain, I'd rather brush my teeth with a mixture of sand, limestone and salt mixed together with some colouring and mint flavouring.


oh...


hang on

I already do...


damn you discovery channel!!! and damn you rolo biscuits!!

*sobs*
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 2:25, archived)
# I'd never bought them before
and I never will again. This is the kind of thing I'd have put into the African Shoeboxes we used to send from school to piss off some starving kid.

That'll teach me to get lured in by hefty price reductions.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 2:33, archived)
# more fecking e numbers than a drug dealers
mobile phone book.....

i'd save my dosh for a kit-kat 10 pack, or maybe even a packet of jaffa cakes.

(, Wed 31 May 2006, 2:37, archived)
# haha
great spot
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 2:29, archived)
# If you bought 10 million of those things, you'd save
£1 million.

Now, if you take that £1m and pop down the casino, you could make...

/does math

...lots*.



*probably.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 3:56, archived)
# With arithmetic like that
the casinos must love you.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 5:31, archived)
# Cockin' all over the world!
Click for 674KB gif

WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!1

MOD EDIT: Please optimise better. Don't post anything over 250KB directly on the board
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 2:20, archived)
# o
dear :-(
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 2:21, archived)
# cockin'
all over teh world!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 2:25, archived)
# now that is one *crudely* drawn cock!
well done, sir
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 2:25, archived)
# can i have it on the front page to show my girlfriend
?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 2:26, archived)
# sadly, this is not something i can help you with
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 2:31, archived)
# woo
three chord dick?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 2:30, archived)
# oj.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 2:44, archived)
# What seams
.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 3:11, archived)
# WOGAN CUPBOARD


YES MATE!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:54, archived)
# Hahaha. Incredible.
You loon.

It be my bedtime, night all.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:56, archived)
# Goodnight
x
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 2:15, archived)
# hurrah
woo
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 2:17, archived)
# I have no shame...
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:24, archived)
#
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:29, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:33, archived)
# Sorry
I was bored
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:35, archived)
# hehe
so true
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:45, archived)
# well, ok, if you insist
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:35, archived)
# Pfftt!
that is all
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:36, archived)
# cannot resist the ...
"thing" of it all
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:38, archived)
# Not after
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 2:01, archived)
# Evening lovelies.
I've been making backgrounds for bees and dogs. Yay.



Click to see the full pictures.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:17, archived)
# yay for more beesuppositories!
I like it
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:19, archived)
# Tee hee!
I looked for colostomy bags on google images but couldn;t find anything :(
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:20, archived)
# no shit :P
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:22, archived)
# Hahahaha
Thats the best worst joke ever.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:23, archived)
# there's a few
didn't find any pictures of filled ones though

I'm glad
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:23, archived)
# have my last Woo before i go to bed
WOO

okay, g'night.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:20, archived)
# ^ this ^
Woo!

'Nite guys.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:21, archived)
# Cor, cheers!
Night.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:21, archived)
# teh bees !
I like the bees!

cute little stingy things
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:24, archived)
# Well that's me finished work for the day
Have a woo and goodnight :)

(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:37, archived)
# nite
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:38, archived)
# Hooray!
Night m'dears
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:39, archived)
# woo
very nice
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:38, archived)
# Yay, My first bandwagon!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:15, archived)
# eek
quick! get inside and paint the windows white

then make a nice cup of tea in safety
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:17, archived)
# Don't forget the doors at 60 degrees
that will render you completely safe!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:17, archived)
# of course
nothing stops a huge wave of burning death like two layers of chipboard with paper between them.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:19, archived)
# Step away from the bandwagon.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:21, archived)
# Hah,
this is the first one i've ever contributed to,

I'll probably not do it again
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:22, archived)
# Hurrah! You know it makes sense ; )
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:24, archived)
# Although,
i thought i did quite all right on this image
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:26, archived)
# Haha, you did good, kiddo.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:29, archived)
# haha
ta!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 2:54, archived)
# did someone say Bond wagon?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:28, archived)
#
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 2:41, archived)
# NINJA BEATS PIRATE
Next!!

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:07, archived)
# May I be the
second first to say woo, yay, totally hatstand :)
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:08, archived)
# You may
:)

Cheers
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:08, archived)
# hmmm. how to retaliate.......
*oils cogs*
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:10, archived)
# You've got some time
I need some more ideas before I can come up with more tat.

Hummous supplies are worn out for today, methinks.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:11, archived)
# thats gives me a chance to besiege :P
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:15, archived)
# Yep.
Knock yourself out.

You need to come up with two more before you're even, anyway.

I can afford to take a creative break.

:p
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:16, archived)
# Woo!
I love evil cockles!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:21, archived)
# Hahaha, hooray!
I've been half watching these all night. This should have happened hours ago, ninjas rule.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:22, archived)
# Fuck YARR!
Photobucket - Video and Image HostingPhotobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:23, archived)
[challenge entry] sexual politics
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:03, archived)
# WFT!?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:15, archived)
# NSFW - Mind Bleach on standby
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:03, archived)
# huzzah!
and that's not not safe for work
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:05, archived)
#
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:05, archived)
# It was only
a matter of time...
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:06, archived)
# Disgusting!
but i laughed anyways... poor you having to get the SOURCE pic though...

i pity you

and at the same time, marvel at your strength to not vomit
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:07, archived)
# Click below for the...
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:01, archived)
# Actually
I don't think I'll bother
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:03, archived)
# You don't know what you're missing out on.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:07, archived)
# Fucking hell
Now I wish I hadn't bothered
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:12, archived)
# I wish I'd taken note of your earlier comment
um.. "bong bong ping ping"+wobbly tree

I don't get it?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:15, archived)
# well I'm
mesmerised.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 2:33, archived)
# Sorry it's a lame joke
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
I just had to take the piss out of those stupid ads
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:00, archived)
# erm... is this smurf for work?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:59, archived)
# Oh, bravo!
i'm worried about the state of your mental health. mind...
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:00, archived)
# the state of my what what?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:01, archived)
# i thought as much
dear dear... poor you...
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:11, archived)
# Probably not
but I like it
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:00, archived)
# I like it
I li-li-li-like it
(sorry)
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:02, archived)
# pffft
don't apologise, I laughed
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:05, archived)
# Some had to do that at some point
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:00, archived)
# Knowing the Quo's reputation in the past
I think that's mild

Didn't they used to project porn onto the walls of buildings opposite their hotel and then have 'five-finger knuckle shuffle' competitions?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:02, archived)
# well I don't know how much more graphic I could get in here
with photographs I mean - my drawings seem to be alright no matter what I do:
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:04, archived)
# Reminds me of the whole Donnie darko scene
when they're talking about a smurf orgy
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:13, archived)
# here's an oldy from way before Donny Darko (not completely safe for work if your boss can read)
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:16, archived)
# That'll get me through the night.
G'night B3tans.

sleep, ah yes. the sleeping person's friend.

goodbuy!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:20, archived)
# but
smurf cum isn't blue!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 2:46, archived)
# hehe
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:04, archived)
# pffft!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:06, archived)
# ktcch!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Meet NanimeW...
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:50, archived)
# hmm
o rly?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:53, archived)
# i like him
*runs back to the talky one*
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:55, archived)
# nice
woo
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:55, archived)
# awwww
 
that is rather cute.

woo!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:56, archived)
# Nicely done
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:56, archived)
# :D
jL
I _--_==_===__=-=-=-0(
oo)())_)()(**()_&^^*%(

choo choo lol i love this stuff
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:59, archived)
# cute
nightol
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:59, archived)
# *cringe*
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:06, archived)
# hahaha
*LIKES IT A LOT*
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:44, archived)
# huzzah!
ASCII art is the best
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:00, archived)
# bravo
good work fella
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:01, archived)
# next in the saga
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:45, archived)
# One of the stick men
seems to be pushing out a rather large steamer under the table...

O.o
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:47, archived)
# not to mention
the curly one he has on his head.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:47, archived)
# haha its beardy jmst liek before
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:53, archived)
# are you threatening me?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:58, archived)
# Jmst?
what the f***!?
someone's gotta lay off da hooch!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:59, archived)
# heahahehaheha
hahahaha
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:51, archived)
# haha
expressions from slits. genius
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:52, archived)
# heh heh
slits
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:55, archived)
# Lieutenant Columbo...
...sooo wasted
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:44, archived)
# my wife,
she's a very big fan of yours...
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:45, archived)
# dont speak
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:41, archived)
# *speaks*
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:43, archived)
# I know just what your saying
etc etc
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:44, archived)
# hehe
let's not go into the whole "the wire" fiasco again...
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:50, archived)
# Goodnight children everywere
/shit episode :(
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:53, archived)
# aww! i want Photoshop!
*wants photoshop*
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:46, archived)
# I would suggest you thieve it,
but since I shall soon be leaving uni and thus needing to actually own my software for professional purposes, I say don't
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:48, archived)
# *sniffs*
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:48, archived)
# wooo!
the only problem is how to get food..
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:48, archived)

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