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[challenge entry] Recruitment poster from the 40's


Really don't know why I did this, but there you go.
(Macalypse Cantankerous Wanker, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 0:06, archived)
# I have no idea why I did this


but yours is way more epic
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 0:29, archived)
# Sea-horses
are awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 0:45, archived)
#


Lumbered
(Macalypse Cantankerous Wanker, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 0:52, archived)
# hahah
They are just overly monogamous
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 1:29, archived)
# ^^
lol
(Macalypse Cantankerous Wanker, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 1:31, archived)
# Odd.
Cool, but ....odd.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 0:51, archived)
# encore de luftwaffle....
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(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 0:57, archived)
# lol

woo
(Macalypse Cantankerous Wanker, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 0:59, archived)
# cheers to yours, as well.
i've seen a few other variants on the luftwaffle theme here, which probably comes as no surprise.

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(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 1:06, archived)
#
My original idea was Lufteggontoast, but didnt have the same ring ;)
(Macalypse Cantankerous Wanker, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 1:09, archived)
# kristallnachtwurst for everyone!
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(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 1:13, archived)
# luftrofl
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 1:10, archived)
# lol!
as far as I'm concerned, this wins the compo, even though its not even entered
(I helped save b3ta! Liquid Crystal, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 1:24, archived)
# Oo your right hehe thanks, Im such a pothead. 'Tis now.
And thanks for the comments ^^
(Macalypse Cantankerous Wanker, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 1:27, archived)
# ho ho!
you said 'pothead' - fnar!
(I helped save b3ta! Liquid Crystal, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 1:35, archived)
# Scrambled?
Sorry :(








*re-lurks
(Featheredfish 's life needs an undo key., Sun 17 Sep 2006, 3:44, archived)
# mmm, frosting...
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 0:03, archived)
# sometimes
you actually get what you ask for.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 17 Sep 2006, 0:06, archived)
# indeed yes
*awaits large brown envelope of greeny goodness*
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 0:13, archived)
#
Please may I have a piece?
*Manga eyes*

woo
(Macalypse Cantankerous Wanker, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 0:19, archived)
# I wasn't even aware
that snot was so sought after.
(Marwood, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 0:32, archived)
#


Damn, just made a snot pie not cake ... Mmm pie.
(Macalypse Cantankerous Wanker, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 0:42, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 0:12, archived)
# ooh, by the by
if I were to record a song up, would you be willin to try throw together a flanimation for it? I've tried but i'm rather useless :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 0:19, archived)
# You couldn't afford her.
(Marwood, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 0:27, archived)
# hehe
I had an insurance salesman the other day who thought he was doing me a favour by asking me to make an animated advert for free that he could put on his web site. In exchange he'd link to my site. Bless. Some people stumble across the site and seem to think I'm an idiot child.
edit: heh. i have no idea how they get that idea.
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 0:34, archived)
# .....
you mean your not?!?!

;D
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 0:37, archived)
# hehe
i must have added the edit as you replied :P
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 0:39, archived)
# either that or you set out to make me look like an idiot
*emo blog* XD
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 0:45, archived)
# heh, possibly
it depends on time and inspiration really, i never really know until i hear a song :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 0:28, archived)
# fair does
well tell you what, when i eventually record the thing, it be alright to send it to you, see if the muse strikes?
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 0:30, archived)
# aye, of course :)
i have a few sitting around that i mooch through when i'm in a "i want to make something but i'm not sure what' mood. i had the first 10 seconds of the hump sitting there for over a year before it finally made sense to me and got finished!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 0:37, archived)
# and a thing of beauty it is :)
i wouldn't worry about being too complex though, i like simple colours and shapes :P
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 0:50, archived)
# eet mor kayk!
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(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 1:07, archived)
# The bananabird flys south for winter
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 0:03, archived)
# how
majestic!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 0:06, archived)
# I'm alergic to bananas,
I'd hate for them to be flying all over the gaff too.

Evenin' miss.
(Marwood, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 0:08, archived)
# evening mister
coo, i didn't even know you could be allergic to bananas
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 0:16, archived)
# You can indeed.
I am also. They make my throat itch.

A lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 17 Sep 2006, 0:35, archived)
# aww
such a shame
/likes a breakfast banana
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 0:48, archived)
# tha's a bit lovely, really :)
most woo to you!
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 0:11, archived)
# Ah, that's great.
(I helped save b3ta! bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 0:50, archived)
# bah. south is over-rated.
unless we're talking very far south. i like glaciers.

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(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 1:00, archived)
# Most woo
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Pointy Head poked another hole in my anorak on, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 2:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Monsanto deny breeding ultimate breakfast animal
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 16 Sep 2006, 23:56, archived)
# It's a Pegg!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 23:59, archived)
# haha
but where's the black pudding?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 23:59, archived)
# They
shit them out of their pink anuses.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 17 Sep 2006, 0:01, archived)
# egg!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 0:35, archived)
# He really likes cheese
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(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 23:51, archived)
# Argh! A talking Cat!
Argh! A man!
Argh! A keyboard!
*is easily startled*
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 23:54, archived)
# Strangely
Hypnotic*





* I may be drunk
(ArfurDaley Must try harder., Sun 17 Sep 2006, 4:01, archived)
# Quick and lazy.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 23:29, archived)
# so many memories reborn
well done
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 23:30, archived)
# haha
*orders 11*
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 23:30, archived)
#
lol ^^
(Macalypse Cantankerous Wanker, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 0:08, archived)
# I would like to know
who Hans Cock is?
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 17 Sep 2006, 0:37, archived)
# it's a play on the name of a famous one legged ballroom dancer
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 0:43, archived)
# The bananabird survives by hyponotising potential predators
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 23:28, archived)
# ha ha!
Ace! He skinned him!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 23:31, archived)
# A cunning beast!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 1:11, archived)
# YaY! 400 posts...sorry i look like a miserable bastard. It was the only pic i could find.
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 23:12, archived)
# aaargh! kill it!
/joking
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 23:12, archived)
# oh, that baby's gone.
(Nothingtoseehere, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 23:13, archived)
# fucking hell, another new pot of caviar for rob
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 23:13, archived)
# not from what i just donated :P
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 23:14, archived)
# he's a millionaire from all the donations
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 23:15, archived)
# if he did the t-shirts in Jabba size he would have got another £15 out of me
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 23:17, archived)
# My biroart t-shirts
go up to XXX-large.

/spam
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 23:23, archived)
# you would appear to have an animal on top of your head
it's very odd
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 23:23, archived)
# Hooray for you!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 23:23, archived)
# heh
top raccooning
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 23:27, archived)
# Congratulations! You don't look at all miserable
although I'd be worried about that cunt wearing glasses loitering around beneath your chin, if I were you
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 23:28, archived)
# hah.....remind me to slap ya with a tuna later.
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 23:44, archived)
# I've been meaning to get an icon
but I'm having trouble working out how to get which icon
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 23:28, archived)
# is that you there?
You look like my mate. With a raccoon on his head. I still haven't donated..... soon. Soon. I really AM skint.
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 23:31, archived)
# well ....who do you think i am...maybe i is and maybe i aint?
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 23:46, archived)
# they look at us you know.
they say "oooh. No icon". And then they hates us.

You cant be him i met him again last week and he's never heard of b3ta lol
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 0:22, archived)
# mmmm... sexy.
but michael rose's solo work... ugh. sorry.

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(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 1:05, archived)
# Personal cargo cranes, perfect for heavy shopping trips.
Although I think there's something wrong with this one
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 23:02, archived)
# The left rear tyre
still has its brake on.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 23:03, archived)
# They're
A cunt to park though.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 23:03, archived)
# that's unpossible!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 23:04, archived)
# That is genius
Have you done it high res?
*salivates*
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sat 16 Sep 2006, 23:15, archived)
# no, I always squash down for th eboard and overwrite with stuff like this
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 23:19, archived)
# aren't you s'posed to be in norwich?
(I helped save b3ta! Not just a hatstand inflamed in the membrane inflamed in the brain, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 23:38, archived)
# sposed to be..
www.b3ta.com/board/6337261
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sat 16 Sep 2006, 23:56, archived)
# hehe
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 23:26, archived)
# should we
start calling you mr escher?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 0:05, archived)
# That's bloody
fantastagoricalistically good.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 17 Sep 2006, 0:39, archived)
# yay!
top hummus there me old jovial toasty
(I helped save b3ta! Liquid Crystal, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 1:26, archived)
# Solving A Problem Like Maria 2: Strap On City
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 16 Sep 2006, 22:54, archived)
# Cocks
shotgun
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 22:59, archived)
# that's one way to solve it
certainly
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 22:59, archived)
#
disturbing
(wilby, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 23:05, archived)
# who won tonight anyway?
i liked that connie.
(Nothingtoseehere, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 23:11, archived)
# twas
connie
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 16 Sep 2006, 23:32, archived)
# fucking
hell
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 23:11, archived)
# OH MY GOURD
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 23:13, archived)
# pffffft!
^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 23:29, archived)
# wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sat 16 Sep 2006, 23:23, archived)
# :o
Is it a strap-on?
(Macalypse Cantankerous Wanker, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 0:26, archived)
# the fucking hills are alive!
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(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 1:10, archived)
# I'm bored
anyone fancy some

mungo?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 22:52, archived)
# FIT
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 22:52, archived)
# no ta
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 22:52, archived)
# fairy
nuff
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 22:54, archived)
# Holy shit!
Santa Maria! It's Mongo!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 16 Sep 2006, 22:55, archived)
#
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 22:57, archived)
# haha
mungggggngggggggggggggh
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 22:59, archived)
# mongu mongu mongu?
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sat 16 Sep 2006, 23:24, archived)
# mungo!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 23:28, archived)
# I've got diesel in my lower left ventricle
mr horrible
(Mr phlegm, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 22:50, archived)
# You're fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 23:04, archived)
# Boinggg
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 22:49, archived)
# spackorama
*fits*
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 16 Sep 2006, 22:52, archived)
# Boinggggmmmmmnnnnghhh!!
*belm*
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 23:05, archived)
# delightfully irritating. nice work.
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(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 1:09, archived)
# and that was the last time pissy leg steve stole larry the cunts patch
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 22:41, archived)
# kids like me?
(Nothingtoseehere, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 22:42, archived)
# dunno
a/s/l?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 22:44, archived)
# 15/male/bristol
(Nothingtoseehere, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 23:10, archived)
# there's
too many people on the interweb from bristol, i'm starting to think this place isn't as small as it looks
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 0:06, archived)
# I hear that
bristol has actually sub-let itself as the new internet, when people talk about web 2.0, they're actually talking about bristol.
(I helped save b3ta! Liquid Crystal, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 1:27, archived)
# *offers strawberry lace*
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 23:02, archived)
# Whaaaa no egg?
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 22:28, archived)
# Looks like Valentino Rossi!
Or David Schneider
or Ben from Beauty and the Geek (UK version)
:)
(I helped save b3ta! El_Jamer ooh Zippy!, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 22:29, archived)
# theres a guy in my street
called valentino Rossi. I went to nursery with him. But he doesnt "go" a motorbike though.
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 23:04, archived)
# although
I'm assuming an egg can fit in his mouth
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 22:30, archived)
# Several!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 22:30, archived)
# classic
...
prove it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 22:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Ok...
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 22:46, archived)
# well done sir!
you are egg-cellent!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 22:50, archived)
# or up


his nose
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 22:31, archived)
# Ce n'est pas un oeuf.
(I helped save b3ta! jabberpook, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 23:09, archived)
# this reminds me of Schnurricane.
Fact
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 22:44, archived)
# again
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 22:26, archived)
# Looks like Ricky Gervais!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! El_Jamer ooh Zippy!, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 22:30, archived)
# oh no
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 22:15, archived)
# hahahah
compo it you swine!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 22:16, archived)
# never
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 22:28, archived)
# Hello Sir
Very good
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 22:18, archived)
# hello mate
how's tricks
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 22:29, archived)
# Ha ha , he dropped his man
*points and laffs*

nice one Mongy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 16 Sep 2006, 22:21, archived)
# hehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! El_Jamer ooh Zippy!, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 22:22, archived)
# ha ha!
you should have Prof. Heinz Wolf officiating
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 22:23, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 22:39, archived)

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