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[challenge entry] peas for the challenge
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:53, archived)
# hahaha
Battery Goo and Salt!!!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:57, archived)
# ass
ault battery and shaking the peas?
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:01, archived)
# disturbing the peas.
Although I have no idea which joke this is the punchline to.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:03, archived)
# any kind of
did you hear about the fight outside the chipshop type joke
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:05, archived)
# *is enlightened*
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:07, archived)
# Of course
shaking the peas? I've never heard that one before.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:05, archived)
# you said goo
lol
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:08, archived)
#
g p
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:09, archived)
# Bindun a zillion I'm sure, but got my e-mail today and it was totally:
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:50, archived)
# I was looking forward to argueing with him
but he set up a temporary email address so you couldn't

cunt
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:49, archived)
# winner
wooo
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:50, archived)
# :o
i was just googlin for an image! ha ha b3tan too it again!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:50, archived)
# this is the best so far
and I'm still not laughing :(

This just proves that punchlines aren't funny on their own. Which I'm sure was the basis for some comedy sketch many years ago too.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:51, archived)
#
One's a cunning array of stunts.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:54, archived)
# yes, I see where you're going
but that would be NSFW and therefore as good as disqualified
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:58, archived)
# No, that is the punchline.
The tellee is left to mentally fill in the rest.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:04, archived)
# ^ this
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:54, archived)
# Image Challenges Have Gone Downhill...
Ever since I joined.......






[Twilight Zone Theme Plays]
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:00, archived)
# they're not all bad
some are irritating though (Macca)
and others are just not really funny (this one)
But you've got to mix'em up and try things out eh :)
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:03, archived)
# yay!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:51, archived)
# Nice one!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:53, archived)
# this compo is leaving me rissing a lot
also

I found this whilst looking for source pictures
FLUFF IN A COAT
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:54, archived)
# I say!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:48, archived)
# Boo who?
woo to this
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:50, archived)
# *cries*
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:50, archived)
# Half testing the new hosting...


Click for bigger (85KB)

And half showing you my drawing. Woo for the hosting! Uploading something to b3ta was the most fun I've ever had.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:44, archived)
# hahaha I love that.
the hosting is pretty fun too isn't it?
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:45, archived)
# A Blond, a brunette an englishman and a frenchman in a train carriage
Train goes under a tunnel, theres a loud slap.

The Blond thinks "the englishman must have pinched the brunettes arse so she slapped him"
The Brunette is thinking "the englishman must have pinched the blonds arse so she slapped him"
The frenchman is thinking "the englishman must have pinched the blondes arse and she thought it was me so she slapped me"
The english guy is thinking "I hope theres another tunnel so I can slap that french twat again"
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:45, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:51, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:52, archived)
# Now put that in a picture!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:55, archived)
# but surely someone would be thinking "ouch, i got slapped"
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:00, archived)
# *slaps*
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:03, archived)
# Haha!
Thats a chuffing brilliant comic *clicks*
i hope you do more!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:46, archived)
# haghaha! i must remember this.
nice work.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:49, archived)
# ha ha,
i might have to use that excuse next time i'm on the tube
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:56, archived)
[challenge entry] tada
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:38, archived)
# Haha!
XD
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:43, archived)
# hahahahaha
more of this sort of thing!

*clicks*
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Whats the Fastest thing on land?
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Stevie wonders speedboat.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:34, archived)
# badum tish
sorry to tj, but this made me laugh so hard!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:38, archived)
# pffft!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:40, archived)
# i can think of no worse torture
on the planet! ^_-
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:45, archived)
# hahahahahaha
Tom Waits is ace. FACT.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:46, archived)
# haha!
That is good.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:57, archived)
# this i like.
i understand this.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:38, archived)
# i believe that
this posting of the first part of the joke should be made a convention.

as this is one of the few i have understood

:)
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:39, archived)
# I prefer to have to guess.
Maybe a link to the joke, or lots of <small> tags could be used for those of us that might like to guess what the joke is first?
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:42, archived)
# I was a little concearned that the head may be too small
and some might not recognise it as stevie wonder.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:46, archived)
# I wouldn't have got this particular one.
But I prefer to think about it before giving up.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:58, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:28, archived)
# oh my
hey, why are there no aspirin in the jungle?
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:30, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:30, archived)
# because there's no
Chemists/ Pharmacies Shirley
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:33, archived)
# ^this^
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:49, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:30, archived)
# compo it!
and accept this woo!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:31, archived)
# i've been through the
competion entries and i'm RISing like fook.
I get this though, i think. And if i have then woo to you.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:33, archived)
# Worthy of Dave the Hat!
*runs like the wind*
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:34, archived)
# who's bloody dumb arsed idea was this compo anyway.
it was you wasn't it.
you could have at least posted an easy to get entry. like the one up there, that even gives us the punchline.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:38, archived)
# this is a piss easy one
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:41, archived)
# now i've cheated it is.
i hate having to think about visual arts, all that reading the artists statements and stuff makes me want to spit.
i may forgive you in time.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:47, archived)
# OH
MY
GOD!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:38, archived)
# He looks as low as my poly
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Apologies for size but optimizing without tatty shop tis difficult
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:00, archived)
# haha!
is it for a game, etc.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:06, archived)
[challenge entry] needs more dyselxia
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:27, archived)
# Chevy Chase is dead?!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:28, archived)
# I know what punchline I'm illustrating.
 
*checks glassco*

sweeeet.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:31, archived)
# hopefully.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:35, archived)
# I HOPE THEY WERE OBSERVING THE APPROPRIATE SAFETY REGULATIONS FOR THIS KIND OF ACTIVITY.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:47, archived)
# I'M QUITE WORRIED THAT THEY WERE NOT.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:53, archived)
# carry on doctor
typical...new compo just as im back online...anyway some nice norks to enjoy
NSFW
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:21, archived)
# put the picture on the next line,
it's annoying


AND GET THAT WOMAN OUT OF HERE! She's foul
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:22, archived)
# gah!
and nsfw

they must be arround here ankles by now
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:22, archived)
# NSFW?
what a Carry On!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:26, archived)
# is it
debbie mcgee..?
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:28, archived)
# you wish
far worse.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:31, archived)
# have some relief from these RIS-tastic compo entries.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:07, archived)
# very nice - good detail
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:10, archived)
# ohhhhh
Thas a bit good :)
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:10, archived)
# lovely
'been some crackin vectors over the last couple of days
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:13, archived)
# nice work!
but why is he flicking me the Vs?
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:14, archived)
# Loving the colouring
The hair looks like plastic and the skin looks like melting wax. Spot on
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:15, archived)
# nice
and yes, i am amazed this compo got past the "is it a good idea" stage.
im already rissing to fuck
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:24, archived)
# pah
it's a great compo idea
the person who thought it up must be some sort of GENIUS
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:30, archived)
# hmm
it was you, wasnt it.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:32, archived)
# This compo is shit.
you are a disgrace.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:39, archived)
[challenge entry] *looks meekly at shoes*
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:07, archived)
# Looks like a female predator
;)
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:09, archived)
# no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
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haha :D
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:09, archived)
# hahahahahahahah
PREDATOR
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:09, archived)
# aaaarghhhh!!!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Another reposted challenge entry:
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:10, archived)
# hell of a way to keep a sheep warm
:D
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:10, archived)
# Well
I suppose tampax super-super-duper-super still aren't big enough for an elephant
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:18, archived)
# Gillian the sheep :)
woo(L)!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:19, archived)
# THAT'S NOT ITS ARSE
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:31, archived)
# yea well she's a stuck up cunt too
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:51, archived)
# it said don't click
...but i clicked
ARRRGH!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:16, archived)
# my kinda gal.
although i wouldn't share a fag with her.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:18, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:19, archived)
# although i am currently wishing i hadnt clicked
its very well shopped
haha
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:28, archived)
# someone could make
millions with a fetish site full of this sort of thing...

(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:08, archived)
# fantastic!!!
I hope this gets FP'd!!!!!!

get clicky clickying!
(, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:07, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:03, archived)
# hahah yay
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:04, archived)
# oh my god!
"perch" gag!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:05, archived)
# has DTH seen this compo yet?
god help us all...
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:06, archived)
# we're pretty much doomed
:D
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:10, archived)
# hahaha!
nice.

/requests that all future punchlines be cross referenced with page number of sick joke book.
i only know two jokes off by heart.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:09, archived)
# I roffled!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:10, archived)
# so did i
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Punch lines?

Badum-tish.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:00, archived)
# *spangs*
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:01, archived)
# *gets in spanging queue*
Join my club as well please!
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(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:03, archived)
# bunch of n00bs!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:04, archived)
# loooooooooooooooool!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:04, archived)
# Old git :P
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:09, archived)
# mictoboy is like 54 years old
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:10, archived)
# he should be called mictogramps then.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:13, archived)
# Henceforth shall he be known
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:48, archived)
# what's all this aboot then?
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:06, archived)
# The 1,000 special b3tards between 39,000 and 39,999 of course!
Just bung the image in your profile.
I may do some stats at some point - average post count etc, but it will of course take fucking ages.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:08, archived)
# how odd!
righto then.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:11, archived)
# Knock out the flat
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:02, archived)
# Argh!


WINNAR
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:02, archived)
# yay!!! ancient pea tiem!!!
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(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:02, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm not going to start a new thread because it's a filthy repost but have this again for the compo:
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:04, archived)
# :D
now this, is what it's all about

:D
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:05, archived)
# Some people seemed to like the others

so I made this piece of crap
crap #1
crap #2
crap #3
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:59, archived)
# \o/
*glees*
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:00, archived)
# will you marry me?
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:03, archived)
# ok
who do you want me to marry you to? I'm a legally ordained minister :D
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:04, archived)
# Huzzah!
how about all the b3ta ladies...?
apart from the /talk ones... they scare me :|
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:06, archived)
# cor
ok man

I now pronouncy youse man and poligamies

you may now kiss the wimmins, innit
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:08, archived)
# Hahahaha
*runs around smooching unsuspecting lully ladies*

*gets arrested... is sads*
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:10, archived)
# aww
:/

oh well, plenty of action in jail eh?
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:10, archived)
# hahaha
I like that
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:00, archived)
# you can marry me too
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:03, archived)
# Hot piss!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:14, archived)
# hahaha that's brillpance (:
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:05, archived)
# *mmwahs*
thankee miss :)
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:07, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:06, archived)
# You also can....
oh, hold on... we're already married
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:08, archived)
# ARE MY WORK SHIRTS IRONED?!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:11, archived)
# silly chunders
is not crap, is good !
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:36, archived)
# I like dead bunny
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:37, archived)
# one morning at maccas...
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:59, archived)
# O_O
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:00, archived)
# needs more spong
woo!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:02, archived)
# hahaha!
took a while to spot cos my internet seems to be broken.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:06, archived)
# haha!
*WANG*
(, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:57, archived)
[challenge entry] *shows willing*
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:57, archived)
# 12 inches you say?
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:57, archived)
# and they call him the little "pianist"
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:59, archived)
# Haha I love this joke
this compo may be filled with RISses but it could be a good one
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:01, archived)
# Curses...You beat me to it HappyToast
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Back to the drawing board I go.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh yes.
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Guess the two lovely ladies and WIN, WIN, WIN!*

*my undying respect
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:48, archived)
# is that one at the back binty pears?
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:50, archived)
# Thatcher and Anti-Thatcher?
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:51, archived)
# that's mags and mary.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:52, archived)
# You certainly know your grannies!
*awards undying respect*
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:53, archived)
# mary whitehouse and margaret thatcher
RESPECT ME DAMN-IT
edit: and GSTQ also i guess...
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:53, archived)
# aw, just too late!
*awards cheese sandwich*

edit: god save the queen? eh? nevermind, I'm thick.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:55, archived)
# *accepts cheese sandwich*
*eats cheese sandwich*
*respects cheese sandwich making ability* :-)
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:56, archived)
# respect me more because i got in first.
haha
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:55, archived)

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