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[challenge entry] The slightly less successful prequell
(Shedless, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:33, archived)
# the most original thing
I've seen all afternoon
Nice work. A fine first post.
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:34, archived)
# haha
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:35, archived)
# har
har!
That is roight good that is!
If you could just give the nose an animated sniff it would be excellent!
Top marks.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:36, archived)
# making it sniff would rock -
do it do it.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:45, archived)
# that is wunnerful!
woo and yay with a sprinkling of Houpla!

be sure to edit it to make it a comp. entry
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:41, archived)
# Edit?
Its my first post whada need to edit?
(Shedless, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 18:35, archived)
# that's really cool
but you need to edit your post to make it a competition entry...
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:49, archived)
# oh, why not, one more then...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:31, archived)
# thankyou
and while we're on a pleasant note - can we stop them there? Please?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:33, archived)
# I think all the funny ideas
have been used up now.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:34, archived)
# Hear hear.
.
(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:35, archived)
# i thought that was the funniest yet
both lateral and inoffensive
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:36, archived)
# yorkshire
puds? with xmas lunch? surely not!
(I helped save b3ta! Andytomaz wazzing my way, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:38, archived)
# who deleted joey?
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:25, archived)
# You mean like a mob hit?
"Delete him Louis"
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:27, archived)
# i was hoping no-one was going to say
"God"
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:29, archived)
# I'm new here...
and wouldn't like to say.


But I think Dr Phil Kitten is having a breakdown.
(Bob Hopelessness, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:30, archived)
# .
i deleted my pic of Joey
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:35, archived)
# oh,
i just wondered if a certain Doctor was using her editorial powers...

(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:38, archived)
# I think that she would have just deleted it if it was NSFW
as it was she expressed her uncomfortableness with the whole taking the piss out of disabled people and left.
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:44, archived)
# thank you, yes.
I don't delete things just because I personally don't like them.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:50, archived)
# And so it rolls on...
clicky [edit]

Apols.
(Bob Hopelessness, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:23, archived)
# bong!
"Could all passengers for flight 666 to hell international please board now...

This means YOU
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:29, archived)
# hmmm
I really think we should cut this out now.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:34, archived)
# I agree...
I wish I hadn't done it now. My mum worked as a teacher in a school for disabled kids and I used to help out. Really enjoyed it.

Still, Leslie Crowther's a cunt.
(Bob Hopelessness, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:36, archived)
# Have I overslept for two months?
Everywhere I go the press is harping on about 9th November. I don't understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:22, archived)
# ba doom tsshh
i am really fucked off at the moment cos they cancelled david letterman tonight to show another fucking programme on the bombings. bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:28, archived)
# Letterman hasn't been funny for about 5 years though.
He's still better than a documentary.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:30, archived)
# i like him
his monologues and shit are awful but he comes out with some adlibbed gems. plus paul, biff and alan are fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:33, archived)
# h8 paul
h8 h8 h8 paul. lickspittle fucker. Biff is cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:37, archived)
# biff is the bomb.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:43, archived)
# bombings?
they did bombings too?

as if crashing planes into buildings wasn't enough
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:31, archived)
# ...
there were bombs too weren't there? there was on flight 93 apparently anyway, according to the paper.
or maybe i am just completely wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:35, archived)
# I think I've seen enough of it
too
(Nelly, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:32, archived)
# titter titter
hear hear
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:30, archived)
[challenge entry] if only.
(pouletboy, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:22, archived)
# The only text I can make out is
Thumbs up Shakira.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:26, archived)
# woo
et yay

that is cool
(better than the dull lesley crowthers that have invaded the board bcoz people are being lazy and piss poor)
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:26, archived)
# And better looking too
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:31, archived)
# thats
a no brainer..
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:34, archived)
# true
Not much good photoshopping except that crap and they are too big anyway, I see none got to front page? Anyone else prepared to do Sept 11 pics? Thought not
(Alienboy, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:35, archived)
# Oh
my lord the man is a genius...
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:27, archived)
# class work
woo, yay and houpla.

"She wiggles and Tokyo gets nuked"
(dognutz, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:36, archived)
# I could do these all day
and probably will

(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:19, archived)
# What a lovely mental image . . .
I'm going to need to clear that from my head straight away !! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:21, archived)
# .
Click for my gallery...
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:17, archived)
# Class
pure black velvet in a glass
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:23, archived)
# What a beautiful panda,
I'm so glad he's enjoying his pint :)
(Amerella, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:25, archived)
# that really is rather good
i quite fancy a panda pint myself now
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:26, archived)
# panda pop shandy
booze for the underage, when I were a lad
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:32, archived)
# I could murder
a Guinness right now. I love Guinness I does.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:27, archived)
# get us one in
i'll get you one next time, honest
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:32, archived)
# Get it inta Ya
Big Fella!
(wanbo, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:37, archived)
# Did someone ask for Joey?
Sorry for delay but went to bank then had a schmoke

(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:16, archived)
# bad man.
(you, not Joey).
(jenkis, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:18, archived)
# I love Joey
My work serves to honour and remember him.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:20, archived)
# I'm sure he loves you too
in a 'drool on chin' way.
(jenkis, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:25, archived)
# He's at it again !
clicky for Leslie

(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:16, archived)
# um

(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:14, archived)
# Woo,
I'm rooting for the bear, but will he swallow the seamen?
(I helped save b3ta! AngryDave requiring lawyers, guns and money since, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:22, archived)
# oooohhhhh nooooooo
*groan*

And to think I thought he was vomiting it...
(martian, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:24, archived)
# is that
real?

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:39, archived)
[challenge entry] monkeys used in plastic surgery scandal
(LazyBastard, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:14, archived)
# Q: What are the Jehovah's Witnesses doing for Christmas?
A: Fuck all.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:10, archived)
# hahahahahahaahaha
brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:12, archived)
# Yet again, Dave's order had been screwed up by the newsagents


Bloid's comment-o-matic v0.1 (to save all you people some time) ;-)

[EDIT: COMMENT-O-MATIC REMOVED -- Thanks for clicking...but it was getting too big :-/]
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:08, archived)
# It was fine!
Fine I tell you!
I wanted to know about Humphrey Littleton and the Dave Clark Five!
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:10, archived)
# Hee hee :-)
Soz Dave ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:15, archived)
# Hmmm
That is clever
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:11, archived)
# Woo Yay!
That is cool!
(I helped save b3ta! shindig, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:11, archived)
# Boo Nay!
That is crappy
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:11, archived)
# Hee hee
there's always one ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:14, archived)
# And
It's usually me...
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:24, archived)
# Woo Yay!
That is cool!
*edit,
dammit, blown my cover - been lurking.
(I helped save b3ta! Andytomaz wazzing my way, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:12, archived)
# Woo Yay!
That is cool!
(pibakic, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:12, archived)
# Woo Yay!
That is cool!
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:13, archived)
# Woo Yay!
That is cool!
(Bob Hopelessness, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:14, archived)
# Woo Yay!
That is cool!
(Jim Pooley, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:14, archived)
# Woo Yay!
That is cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:15, archived)
# Woo Yay!
That is cool!
(I helped save b3ta! raw-edge, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:15, archived)
# Woo Yay!
That is cool!
(supaspinal, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:15, archived)
# Boo Nay!
That is crappy
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:15, archived)
# Woo Yay!
That is cool!
(I helped save b3ta! youknowyouloveit, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:15, archived)
# Woo Yay!
That is cool!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:15, archived)
# hang on! i never even pressed it!
your bally script has stolen my very soul!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:23, archived)
# gosh
what a great way to make the board really dull and uniform.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:15, archived)
# *bow*

Heh...soz Dr Phil...I won't do it again :-(

*shuffles away, feeling chastised... ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:17, archived)
# Woo Yay!
That is cool!
(Moo Lefty Drinking From His Own Udders since, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:16, archived)
# Woo Yay!
That is cool!
(Spud_Gun, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:16, archived)
# Boo Nay!
That is crappy
(Spud_Gun, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:16, archived)
# Woo Yay!
That is cool!
(Spud_Gun, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:16, archived)
# Woo Yay!
That is cool!
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:17, archived)
# Woo Yay!
That is cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:18, archived)
# Woo Yay!
That is cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:19, archived)
# Boo Nay!
That is crappy
(martian, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:19, archived)
# Woo Yay!
That is cool!
(...mmm..., Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:19, archived)
# Woo Yay!
That is cool! i would be very happy for my newsagent to do that!
(pouletboy, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:20, archived)
# Boo Nay!
That is crappy
(I helped save b3ta! browncat247 browncat247, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:20, archived)
# Woo Yay!
I like porn.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:22, archived)
# Boo Nay!
That is crappy

Heh, heh. Good that :)
(Mr Flibble, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:23, archived)
# Woo Yay!
That is cool!
(I helped save b3ta! AngryDave requiring lawyers, guns and money since, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:24, archived)
# Yeah it worked
but lets not try it again, as it seems the most boring thread in the history of boring threads
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:25, archived)
# Woo Yay!
That is cool!
(Arse Pipe, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:25, archived)
# Woo Yay!
That is cool!
Arrrgh! It takes my soul, it takes my soul!!!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:25, archived)
# Jesus
That's a dull thread.

Nice pic though.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:36, archived)
# Ta :-)
I have removed the voting thing for that very reason :-/

Sorry about that :-/
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:39, archived)
# it took leslie a few goes to get the spelling right...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:07, archived)
# IYM SPAZTIKUS!
.
(Moo Lefty Drinking From His Own Udders since, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:08, archived)
# "Card for Spatacus."
"I'm Spartacus!"
"No, I'm Spatacus!"
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:09, archived)
# (this is ripped off from the defunct neon movie mag.)
but they did a thing on lines that the scriptwriters had to rapidly change.

"Who is Spartacus?"
"I am"
"He bloody well is you know, crucify the bastard!"
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:40, archived)

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