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[challenge entry] Repostulated compost...

(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:37, archived)
# *click*
mayo etc
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:38, archived)
# Kill it!
Kill it with hammers!!!!!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:38, archived)
# hahaha
*Christs*
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:40, archived)
# eeep
TJ: not worthy of its own thread
Still on my Merrick thing
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:41, archived)
# Haha, you do know that's Curis's puppet, right?
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:45, archived)
# I do now
just spotted it when looking for more
optmus prime bodies for our lord Merrick
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:47, archived)
# Ash him nicely and he might print Merrick out...
... and stick him to his various different toys. Perhaps. Maybe.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:48, archived)
# What a sexy arm.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:46, archived)
# The fleshy one or the cardboard ones?
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:47, archived)
# I knoked one out over it whilst doing that
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:48, archived)
# Now you've said that
you should see what the sexy arm is doing...
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:49, archived)
# *imagines*
phwoar
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:49, archived)
# *Takes photos*.

*Profits*.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:51, archived)
# of me imagining?
well I am rather sexah at all times
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:59, archived)
# Late night rocket penguins!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:33, archived)
# i say come on!
to pleasures unknown,
where we fly to when we are all bored!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:37, archived)
# with rockets!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:41, archived)
# Amazing-But-True Facts!
Nearly three percent of the ice in Antarctic glaciers is penguin urine.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:38, archived)
# gah! it's just a giant sex-popsicle down there.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:39, archived)
# yummy!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:43, archived)
# eww - that made me sick a bit in my mouth
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:44, archived)
# some apple juice
might cure that
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:45, archived)
# that's not apple juice!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:47, archived)
# voila!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:54, archived)
# i was expecting cheech and chong there.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 0:00, archived)
# hehehe
sorry!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 0:01, archived)
# wow!
:¬)
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:39, archived)
#
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:41, archived)
# ha ha
weeeeeeeeeeee
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:42, archived)
# I'm sure I've already seen this.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:44, archived)
# aye
without the jet-set speech bubble.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:45, archived)
# Oh.
That's alright then.

: \
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:51, archived)
# i made him do an extra loop
so no you haven't seen this one before!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:55, archived)
# aww
those other penguins look so sad :((((( is it because they dont have jetpacks
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:54, archived)
# lost a contact lense
poor things
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:56, archived)
# Hmmmm.

(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:31, archived)
# That's class!
You nurk :)
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:32, archived)
# practically sexual
woo.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:33, archived)
# Smart!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:37, archived)
# Hahaha,
smashing!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:39, archived)
# Woo.
To you.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 6:41, archived)
# hahaha ace!~
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:37, archived)
# Stuff I'm playing around with.


When robots and cybernetic implants become the norm, how far will one go to be slim?
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:29, archived)
# people fixated on fat versus thin as the only choices are forever doomed.
i feel little sympathy. healthy versus unhealthy is of far more importance.

i like the pic, though. strikes the right mood.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:34, archived)
# people who care about it for look's sake are too superficial to bother with, and hopefully will die out.
health, now there's a fine thing. Taken in moderation.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:36, archived)
# target markets never die, sadly.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:38, archived)
# I see the UK just launched it's latest military hardware
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:28, archived)
# 10 PRINT "WOO"
20 GOTO 10
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:30, archived)
# thanks Brian
are you doing Northampton?
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:31, archived)
# am hoping to
Rik says he's probably going to drive up
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:36, archived)
# indeed
I'm going to either cadge a lift or maybe drive if the trains are shit. But either way, I'm there!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:40, archived)
# WOO
WOO
WOO
WOO
WOO
WOO
WOO
WOO
WOO
WOO
WOO...
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:31, archived)
# 10 PRINT AT 20.10 W00
20 GOTO 10
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:32, archived)
# RANDOMIZE USR 1440
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:41, archived)
# vewwy good sir
look forrad to t'Cross :-)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 0:31, archived)
# Because you're worth it
Gemaakt door Paul Brederveld
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:26, archived)
# YES
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:26, archived)
# what have I done to deserve THAT?
:D
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:26, archived)
# oh, you know...
you know...
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:27, archived)
# *closes window blinds*
too late, I guess
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:28, archived)
# phwoar
like boxing helena
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:27, archived)
# Mm
They do a men's range?
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:27, archived)
# i'm melting!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:27, archived)
# marketing slogan ahoy
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 0:33, archived)
# Anyone see crufts today?
poodle may

Brian May, awsome chap, sent me a lovely get-well email when i had poorly testicles, but that's another story...
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:24, archived)
# and how did mr. may know you had poorly testicles?
we'd all like to know.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:28, archived)
# i had an epidural
rather than full anaethesia during surgery to de-twist one and secure the pair, they gave me some ace drugs and offered me music to listen to, amongst a load of crap (enya, whalesong, more enya, panpipe moods etc) they had Queen's "a night at the opera" i wrote to thank him when i got home.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:32, archived)
# pair?!
you have more than one? weird....
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:43, archived)
# yeah
unlike that dog they found at crufts who had three! one was a prosthetic put in because one of the real ones hadn't descended, but then it did.

Muppets.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:45, archived)
[challenge entry] q&d&s
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:24, archived)
# &w&y
&click!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:25, archived)
# Arf!
:¬)
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:26, archived)
# Yes!
Winnar!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:26, archived)
# hahahaha, fantastic
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:27, archived)
# i'll post again
this really is great, i did a laugh and an happy, fucking top notch, you've cheered me up
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:30, archived)
# Brillo
HAhahahahahahahahahaha..............

Genius and I clicked.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:51, archived)
# hahahahaha!
LOVE IT
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:36, archived)
# you get a woo!~
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:37, archived)
# hahahahahahahahha
Oh MY GOD!


congrats Micto!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:57, archived)
# haha fucking hell
/obvious response ;)

top work fella, and congrats on the FP
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 22:11, archived)
# aaaaaaah
hahahahahhahahah *gasp* hahahahahahahahaha
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:48, archived)
# cheeky hobbit
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:21, archived)
# looks like
he's turning into a gollum
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:23, archived)
# Basin
This would have been so much better in Sin City style.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:23, archived)
# What, like this?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 2:37, archived)
# Ooh
Sexual.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Fox Mulder again!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:25, archived)
# man, you could fuck those sockets all night long.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:27, archived)
# he has now become Zak Braff
AICMFP
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 0:35, archived)
# More sand/desert themes...
shifting sands

Click for Big

Today, I tried to do water, and ice, and snow, even rain, but alas, I am stuck in a desert of creativity... ;) (for now anyway)

(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:18, archived)
# \o/
nothing but sand to eat for miles
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:19, archived)
# when there were no crawdads to eat, we ate sand.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:20, archived)
# hmm, tasty nutritious sand
and with that I'm going to bed

suet dreams everyone
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:23, archived)
# praise the lard!
'night.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:24, archived)
# hehe
MOSES: An' when they was no meat we ate fowl.
An' when they was no fowl we ate crawdad.
An' when they was no crawdad to be foun', we ate San'.
HI: You ate what?
MOSES (nodding): We ate San'.
HI: You ate sand?!
MOSES: Dass right . . .
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:26, archived)
# her insides were a barren, rocky place where my seed could find no purchase.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:30, archived)
# hehehe
excellent movie
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:32, archived)
# indeed.
we saw it at the cinema when it first came out. everyone was looking around, saying "what did we just watch?"
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:40, archived)
# hehehe
:)
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:44, archived)
# same thing happened with robocop.
saw it with the same few friends at the same cinema. we laughed our asses off both nights.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:53, archived)
# Arakkis, Dune, Desert Planet.............
again :)
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:28, archived)
# this was an accident
but yeah, again
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 2:03, archived)
# 100% Fact
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:15, archived)
# Pffftt
Ace!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:17, archived)
# hahahahaha
woo! yay!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:20, archived)
# it's also the leading cause of busybodiness globally.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:21, archived)
# No, busybodiness is caused by tapeworm
126% Fact
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:22, archived)
# lies.
you must have been educated by a group of fat dwarfs.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:24, archived)
# Marmite
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

LESS THAN THREE TO THE IMAGE SHACK.
First photoshop and post, sorry about that.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:15, archived)
# bow down, to the imageshack upload codez
the codez! are all powerful!

the codez!!! the uploed codez!

and yay for marmites
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:17, archived)
# you're not wrong
first episode of aln partridge i belive, welcome to b3ta
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:18, archived)
# youareite
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:18, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Edit: first post! Brilliant! :-)
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:21, archived)
# pearoast
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:39, archived)
# Hello
welcome to b3ta
please click the L next to your name to claim your £3000 pound reward
still images below 50kb, animated below 250kb - Thank you
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:41, archived)
# Apologies
I read the limit as 400kb.
I'll take a gander at that faq.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:07, archived)
#
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:14, archived)
# paul squires?
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:18, archived)
# Yes. All five. You win bread.
Edit: Who the hell is Paul Squires, and why would Legolas ride on his back?
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:22, archived)
# Who?
/Mike, Neil and Vyvyan
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:35, archived)
# tuber willbird and devout straw are my favourite actrons ever!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:23, archived)
# HUGH JACKMAN!
AICMFP
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:26, archived)
# That´s #3 done.
Four to go.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:34, archived)
# Christian Bale,
and Fatty Arbuckle?

Edit: And Robin Will-yams
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:35, archived)
# Oh yes.
That´s 2,3 and 5 done.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:37, archived)
# Robin
Will-yams
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:36, archived)
# Yupp. One more to go.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:39, archived)
# christian bale
fatty arbuckle
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:36, archived)
# cary elwes
.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:47, archived)
# And
that completes The Late Night Comic Sans Hollywood Actor Name Guess Contest.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:49, archived)
# Inspired
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:02, archived)
# Haha, nicely.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:03, archived)
# I keep thinking that there is something in this image which should make me laugh
Ah, there is is *cilck*
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:04, archived)
#
Don't get your hopes up.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:04, archived)
# foolish human.
these won't sell nearly as well as 'mum killer' and 'dad killer'.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:06, archived)
# Needs more 'Uncle'.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:10, archived)
[challenge entry] must try harder
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:01, archived)
# Well, it's subversive
and it's not cartoon pr0n.

Therefore I say woo!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Apologies for smallness

and possibly crapness
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:56, archived)
# Now show me on the doll where you would like to be touched young lady....
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:05, archived)
# why
does sweep look like Hitler?
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:06, archived)
# he's wearing a little jewish skull cap
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:07, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAhaha!
Not sure if that's what was intended, but a cap made from a little jewish skull :D

Oh dear now I feel bad.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:13, archived)
# It's not Sweep
It's Little Cousin Scampi.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:33, archived)
# This I made a long time ago and just found
It is lovely and I defy anyone to say different.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:52, archived)
# you must have spent ages on them
for a moment there i was wondering why you'd posted unshopped images

*click*
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:53, archived)
# hhm
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:55, archived)
# needs more Asplosions
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:56, archived)
# i can sense
no sarcasm
in that post
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 0:17, archived)
# Looks like a toddler hinting he wants to be picked up.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:54, archived)
# Different
What do I win?
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:54, archived)
# This
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:57, archived)
# That's fucking spooky.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:00, archived)
# There's nothing there.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:04, archived)
# hahaha, is the body a cat?
where is the source from? hands-up!!!!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:57, archived)
# glasscock search 'nohands'
it's one of the oldest b3ta memes
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:02, archived)
# your shitting me!
there's a place called glasscock? you're taking the piss
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:13, archived)
# nohands!

(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:58, archived)
# \o/
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:59, archived)
# heh.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:07, archived)
# BIGGER etc
edit : oh you removed the second image...
Woo!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:58, archived)
# That dog looks like it's made of fish.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:00, archived)
# No hands!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:11, archived)
# caterpillar, obviously.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:12, archived)
# is that what the ancient romans used
to hold up the roof in their large buildings?
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:16, archived)
# no, those were the enslaved.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:19, archived)
# those crazy enslaved!
getting free labour and chains!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:21, archived)
# and whippings!
don't forget the sweet, sweet whippings!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:26, archived)
# one for the ladies...
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:51, archived)
# ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
wonderful
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:52, archived)
# hahahaha
:D

hahaha like a bulldog chewing a lemon flavoured wasp :D
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:52, archived)
# he he
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:53, archived)
# Steven Seagal?
I know it's not really, just in case you're wondering.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:54, archived)
# these are too good
i demand you stop.... hammer time... contin-woo!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:08, archived)
# he looks like your icon.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:11, archived)
#


This happend because I couldn't find a picture of Bradford & Bingley
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:49, archived)
# *backs away slowly*
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:51, archived)
# Are they touching the ham?
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:51, archived)
# penguin rapes ham?
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:06, archived)
# ham rapes penguin?
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:07, archived)

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