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# nobody about? good...
now i can post this other picture i took today....

as I think its nice.

www.b3tards.com/u/5d4c552eb78a7f1b7de2/beach-birds-walking.jpg

linked coz its big like...

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 2:07, archived)
# Needs moar bridge...
And shark and 'copter and CDC and Domo.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 2:09, archived)
# sea monster!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 2:10, archived)
# see monster?
www.b3tards.com/u/5d4c552eb78a7f1b7de2/stick-in-water.jpg

is it a stick? or is it a monstar!
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 2:12, archived)
# stickmonster!
run for your lives!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 2:13, archived)
# You have discovered the secret of Ness
i award you 1 flange.
and a Welldoon
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 2:15, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 2:24, archived)
#
www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=188209028&size=l
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 2:24, archived)
# that looks like that old aussie trannie politician.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 2:26, archived)
# Josephine Bjelke-Petersen?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 2:29, archived)
# no, not her.
i said trannie, i should have said crossdresser. his name is ned ( or something like that), i read about him in crackpots, ratbags and rebels .

edit: i tried googling. no luck (or i'm an imbecile).
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 2:36, archived)
# rrah!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 2:26, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 2:27, archived)
# far from the worst i've ever done
but fluckin close
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 2:39, archived)
# you ought to tag that.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 2:42, archived)
# i have just sold it to zoo magazine
they said it was original and of a quality unseen on b3ta.






anything i say may or may not be utter bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 2:44, archived)
# well... if the exif data in my pictures survived that,
i want 25%
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 2:46, archived)
# i claim the remaining 75%!
/agent.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 2:49, archived)
# DUUUUUGAAAT!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:33, archived)
# This dog is an awesome sauce:
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 2:06, archived)
# YES.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 2:06, archived)
# I see no cocks
Why me look at your dog. Well someone had to say it:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 2:16, archived)
[challenge entry] she ra loves teh cock
(PoisonGiger lol an old woman fell down, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 2:05, archived)
# I wish I had the originality/humour/talent to CDC a cartoon character.
I realise the irony of my bitching when I just posted a talentless text-on-image. Shush.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 2:06, archived)
# we all cdc when invention eludes us
muahehhahhhah.......ha



ha
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 2:12, archived)
# cdc?
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 2:08, archived)
# man, if i had bumps all over my cock...
...i'd shave them off with a razor.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 2:12, archived)
# or se a Dr quickly
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 2:13, archived)
# a doctor with sharp teeth....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 2:13, archived)
# it's a well known fact she-ra's a big dyke.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 2:12, archived)
# nonsense!
she's average-sized.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 2:15, archived)
[challenge entry] "you bury her head, goliath -- i'll finish chopping up her body."


for those drawing blanks, go here. i knew some christians when i was a grub, which is how i got exposed to this crap.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:39, archived)
# is this
the same show that features in the simpsons one episode where the little boy makes a pipe bomb to punish the heathens?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:41, archived)
# i don't know. i never watch the simpsons.
but it wouldn't surprise me. d&g are somewhat infamous among the 40-55 year-olds who grew up with televisions.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:44, archived)
# Yes.
 
as Gravy and Jobriath.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:54, archived)
# aha!
the voice of reason/truth/trivia speaks!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:59, archived)
# The truth of trivial reason!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 2:05, archived)
# rationality is over-rated anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 2:10, archived)
# Sorry, that's "Gravey".
 
www.chiodobros.com/RESUME%20-SimpsonsD&G.html
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 2:13, archived)
# that pretty much sums up the show.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 3:00, archived)
# And "don't forget to pull the panties down so it looks like a sexual crime."
Woo.
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:43, archived)
# sally's his sister.
i'm sure he's already got the panties in his pocket.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:45, archived)
# Ha ha,
You sick monkey.
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:46, archived)
# it's an illness we all share.
but i am no monkey. i am an ape-man.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:49, archived)
# Hell Yes!
WY
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:46, archived)
# the first tv show i thought of for this compo was this one.
if you see any vids on the web, have a look. they're creepy.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:50, archived)
# no they're not!
I watched it all of the time, and i turned out fine:


I'm Claudia Bush, and I approve this message
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:58, archived)
# i see what you do to people's faces and bodies here.
you did not turn out fine.


and we're glad of it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 2:00, archived)
# thank you (?)
~.~;;
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 2:07, archived)
# ?
!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 2:12, archived)
# No wait, it's batter the fish...

(AdrianJ, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:21, archived)
# woo, coarse fish!
I'm off to bed. Night, dudes...
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:28, archived)
# G'night!
Im far too pissed to do anything useful.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:31, archived)
# Hah, or batter the toddler with the fish
Kill 2 birds with 1 stone. Woo!
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:32, archived)
# Well at least the dog's happy.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:36, archived)
# haha.
i covet her yellow appliances and kitchenware.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:36, archived)
# TOUCH MY BASS!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 2:44, archived)
# A bit of fluffytiem?
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:10, archived)
# I have no idea what's happening here
but it's most woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:16, archived)
# bombs with feet!
biowarfare on the cheap.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:18, archived)
# It'll be fluff everywhere!
And misc bone and blood too.

Ar*kaboom*f
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:20, archived)
# BOMB OMB!
yays! have a mario woo:
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:29, archived)
# Woo
inspired this...looks like he ate something that just didn't agree with his stomach.
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:31, archived)
# Silly Butt Cheese...
Projectile vomiting am not fluffeh!
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:32, archived)
# True :)
But teh kitteh looks not like teh phased.
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:35, archived)
# he is saying"wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"...
on the inside...
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:37, archived)
# And: "Ha ha ha ... Again!!!"
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:41, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:34, archived)
# Gas Mark 7
(AdrianJ, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:07, archived)
# What happened to the other 6?
Woo btw
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:08, archived)
# Them was good eatin'
/seconds the woo
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:11, archived)
# Yum!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:10, archived)
# I giggle at this more than I should
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:10, archived)
# It's Mr Bun, the baker!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:55, archived)
# what's it stuffed with?
i bet glue.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:19, archived)
# woo
(Macalypse Cantankerous Wanker, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 3:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:03, archived)
# *kills*
(soldierofmisfortune I ain't broke but I am badly bent on, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:04, archived)
# How do you know my brother?
:P
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:06, archived)
# Let me guess....
you had to search for "extreme anal gaping" to get sauce for those eyes?
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:11, archived)
# /There's a sign up on the awning/ It says "pork pie hat bar"/


As it is a bit hammy to add the previous
three in the same post.
*resists adding pair of dance cats*
edit: now with less ham(120k) for the lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:59, archived)
# There isn't any sign at all.
You lied to us.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:01, archived)
# Bring out the monkey!
Woo picture(s), too!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:03, archived)
# [/;-P
www.b3ta.com/board/6938444
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:05, archived)
# invisible shopping cart cat
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:02, archived)
# Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:27, archived)
# Woo! Nice!
Dancing cats you say?

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:05, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:06, archived)
# Weee!
We need more of this!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:07, archived)
# super
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:17, archived)
# yay
super fluff
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:16, archived)
# Thx
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:24, archived)
# tambourine players all do look a bit inbred, don't they?
super cats.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:21, archived)
# Yep, I was thinking 'bimbo', but samething.
thx
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:24, archived)
# it was either tambourine or bass.
confession: i play bass. badly.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:26, archived)
# These are wonderful.
 
*jives*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 3:42, archived)
# What's that guys?

You fancy some tastey tastey souls?
Goodnights bunch :D
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:51, archived)
# frighteningly good work
goodnight you
and goodnight all from me!!!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:53, archived)
# what a collection of terrible hair!
these boys are no hair bear bunch! boo hiss!

(woo! and g'night!)
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:54, archived)
# That's rather smashing.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:54, archived)
# noice!
(I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:55, archived)
# Supernova?
*Champagne supernova in the sky...*

wonders off in the distance...singing quietly...
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:57, archived)
# How rare!
 
and also, woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:59, archived)
# hello.
how are you this evening?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:23, archived)
# Numb.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:58, archived)
# you're in our thoughts.
take care, give Posh a kiss.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 2:14, archived)
# scary and excellently done
woo to you
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:17, archived)
# their last two neurons are firing.
typical teenagers, nearly braindead and loafing about the town.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:22, archived)
# And here we go once again, once more...
arid

Click for Big

---

Speaking of which, I think it was Riverghost(?) who suggested something
about Highly Unfortunate Eggs.

So I have created 'yet another' blog, (I already have a few) and will devote it to my
artsy endeavours exclusively. Yay b3ta!

my Artsy-Fartsy blog thing
(soldierofmisfortune I ain't broke but I am badly bent on, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:49, archived)
# packed full of deserty goodness
but you've lost me with the egg thing.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:55, archived)
# yeah... I lost me too
it serves no purpose, except for making no sense

:)
(soldierofmisfortune I ain't broke but I am badly bent on, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:04, archived)
# Mmmm
Art *devours*
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:55, archived)
# Arakkis, Dune, Desert Planet.............
Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:34, archived)
# in the desert lives a fox
and a lot of sunwarmed rocks.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:42, archived)
# jeremy's dream
(I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:38, archived)
# You Naughty Person you!
That's a cheekycheeky Pea!
and i don't get it :(
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:39, archived)
# i am the naughtiest
won't happen again
*spanks self*
(I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:41, archived)
# oooh
Do it again!
Edit: Does this dream mean he's tormented by his small small hand?
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:41, archived)
# *flogs*
(I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:43, archived)
# something like that
yes
(I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:47, archived)
# i bet he wouldn't bite the hand that feeds him!
lollerpops!

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:42, archived)
# hahaha
cracking
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:46, archived)
# cheese
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:48, archived)
# gromit
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:48, archived)
# *waggles fingers in the air*
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:59, archived)
# boogie beadle
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:46, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:05, archived)
# aahhhahhah!
 
Fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:42, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:46, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
It's good, but there can be no exceptions.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:47, archived)
# i hear ya
(I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Two for the price of one...
...quantity rather than quality!

(AdrianJ, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:37, archived)
# i dunno
i thought they were good!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:43, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:45, archived)
# *chuckle*
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:45, archived)
# pffft!!
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 2:28, archived)
# ha ha ha
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Small pun....
.

.
Before bed........ Nite all !
.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:35, archived)
# Lulz.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:43, archived)
# PHROAR!
/doesnt understand

g'night!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:44, archived)
# You are too young miss........
www.nostalgiacentral.com/tv/kids/joe90.htm
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:46, archived)
# too young for.....? q;
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:47, archived)
# Most things....
but not EVERYTHING ;)
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:49, archived)
# Some of those shots in your flickr stream.
I showed my wife and she said 'why is a girl that young showing her body like that?'

She's right too.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:49, archived)
# cause, why the fuck not?
it's not going to stay soft and pert for very long, and i might die tomorrow. so what? meh!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:51, archived)
# nipples!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:56, archived)
# there are no nipples, silly man.
and besides, i'm old enough for that. i'm 18, not 13 - get over it!
you're not my dad! *stomps off*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:57, archived)
# That's well worth a click.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:50, archived)
# black and white b3tans #4

source credit to IVV

b3tan #3 (and link to #2 and #1) here
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:26, archived)
# that's dead stylish! awesome stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:27, archived)
# I take it that you want to be next then ;)
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:28, archived)
# you fucking wish!
q:
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:37, archived)
# by the way...
would you like to do my corporate logo thing (paid etc)or is it not harmonious with your other duties? Only I'd like to kick it off soon so if not then I've got to make other plans...
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:41, archived)
# ooooh i had forgotten about that
things are a bit kerazzee for me right now

but what kinda thing do you want? i mean, what words and stuff, i'll give it a go.

when i first got the payment then the email i was like "WTF!? who the hell is this!?!?"
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:43, archived)
# OK, it's like this
Donation was for its own sake, i.e. have a drink on me, you kerazzee gal.

Secondly, I need a logo for my fledgling business and I have an idea but as you can see from my previous b3ta work I'm no artist. So I'd like a striking low-colour image that is representative of my company ID for cards, letterheads etc. and I'd rather give the cash to someone who will appreciate it than a company who will tax the feck out of it and give the actual creative talent 15%.

I have a pic which I'd like roughly vectorised for a start but creative suggestions appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:48, archived)
# cool beans
i'll brainstorm tomorrow i think (;
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:53, archived)
# OK, great.
I'll use your hotmail and I'll be that 'who the fuck is that?' other e-mail addr.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:06, archived)
# thank you lots :)
i'm offline for a couple of weeks from tomorrow (moving house), i'll have to collect images of various people before i go. it'll keep me busy and i shall post them upon my return.
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:33, archived)
# awwww, i'll miss you!
(honest!) (;
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:37, archived)
# :-)
at least somebody cares
it's just the board i won't be able to access, i'll still be able to flickr and stuff from work
for some reason b3ta is blocked in large comprehensive schools...
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:40, archived)
# Mictotastic.
I liked the one before last better.

[EDIT: your link text seems wrong?]
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:28, archived)
# that's fair
it is getting on a bit
your background was dead easy, but i'm having trouble being inspired with others at the mo'

Edit:it was wrong certainly, it was linking to itself
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:30, archived)
# I liked it because it was me.
Images of me are always the best.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:31, archived)
# WRONG!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:39, archived)
# Woo! to this.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:34, archived)
# ta
i'm still working out what works and what doesn't
dunno what to do with background especially - all white, or patterned or transparent or what
i'll work it out, until then i'll keep posting "practices"
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:35, archived)
# I just do whatever feels (aesthetically) right at that moment.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:46, archived)
# seems fair
i haven't ventured into the world of more-than-one-colour yet though, so this scares me
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:48, archived)
# I like to use as few as possible.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:59, archived)
# this is damn cool!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:00, archived)
# awww.
sweetness.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:25, archived)
# well i think kenny's head on its own is awesome
but having the background in this is damn cool
i guess it just depends
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:58, archived)
# Most Stylish!
I'm likeing this series
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:41, archived)
# i'm liking doing them
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:44, archived)
# The way it should be!
goodstuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:45, archived)
# Haunting your pc - wo0o0o

G'nite b3ta peeps n co!
edit : does anyone remember a tv programme "chish and fips" or is that just me?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:14, archived)
# He looks chipper
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:17, archived)
# he's a happy ghost
he's singing in the rain :)
What shall i call him?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:21, archived)
# Rogering Ginger
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:22, archived)
# he is ginger under that hat!
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:25, archived)
# Herman McDervish
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:27, archived)
# Oh Noes!
*fears*
Nice touch with the shoes :)
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:17, archived)
# they're made from recycled plastic bottles :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:21, archived)
# eeeks! a ghostie!
ghosts got shoes?
clams got legs!?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:27, archived)
# Bitty!


NSFW (possibly?)
and the source (also?)
(prodder This crack's really moreish, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:12, archived)
# Breastfeeding perfectly natural
but probably NSFW...

But don't worry about the NSFW rules, nobody seems to give a fuck any more.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:21, archived)
# well.... i wouldn't go as far as saying that....
but the bar seems to have slipped a bit as of late
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:23, archived)
# You'll end up banned.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:23, archived)
# Who?
me?
(prodder This crack's really moreish, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:25, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:26, archived)
# Ok
*wipes sweat from brow*
(prodder This crack's really moreish, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:27, archived)
# is that
young sherlock holmes?
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:23, archived)
# this scares me.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:39, archived)
# He's not latched on properly.
Those are gonna be very sore nipples.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:06, archived)
# tired
(Gene_Helpmann, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 23:59, archived)
# boo
wrong play
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:00, archived)
#
I know that. It's late.
(Gene_Helpmann, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:00, archived)
# well that's no excuse
i mean the man* only wrote about 5/6 good plays, you could at least get an image from macbeth, in there


*may or may not have been named william shakespeare
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:10, archived)
# dae?
[EDIT: No, I just can't read!

Nice shadow on the fin btw]
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:01, archived)
# Que?
Shadow?
(Gene_Helpmann, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:11, archived)
# The little white F just to the left of the little white F
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:25, archived)
# vague football reference, so...
i'll just leave my craig david bellamy here
he won't hurt anyone

poor bugger, hasn't got a thread of his own
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:17, archived)
# what do you feed him on?
he looks dangerous...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:22, archived)
# he generally forages for things himself
or hunts, i don't know. he sometimes comes back with stains on his beard
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:24, archived)
# seamless


Click for bigger (91KB)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 23:43, archived)
# Dark Crystal was ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 23:44, archived)
# haha
mindpiss!!!
that's exactly what i was thinking
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 23:45, archived)
# haha i'm just off to bed but this made me pffft
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 23:45, archived)
# I married a gelfling.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 23:45, archived)
# Did anyone else think the chick in that was fine?
Or am I just a pervert?
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 23:58, archived)
# i've only seen the film once
when i was six
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:20, archived)
# Ooooh ya bastard!
Hummmg!!!!
(clive_pounds, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 0:16, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 23:41, archived)
# Would.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 23:45, archived)
# why has this not got more responses?
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:18, archived)
# Woo...
...replace the U cert with R18 and I'll take us to yay.
(Good old boy just like yer grandma!, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 15:35, archived)

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