I was thinking about Mini-Me earlier...Although I was considering a pic of Dr. Evil and Pope John Paul II... "I shall call him Mini-Meme."
(
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 3:06,
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And remember, don't have nightmares...... but if you do, they'll probably feature the thing on the right and a tub of vaseline.
g'night all
(g'night all
Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 2:38,
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jesus christI'm going to have FUCKING NIGHTMARES!
(
discomeats This canoe,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 2:38,
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This is our 100th post, and to celebrate this miniscule occasion
Woo: the act of simultaneous wnak and poo. I recommend it, very relaxing.
I figured the best time to post this was the small hours when no-one was looking
yesi remember when i was like that, all brighteyed and pinkcocked.
(,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 2:40,
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nite niteby the use of that toilet roll it's going to be a 4 flusher
( discomeats This canoe,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 2:39,
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Great avatar material!See, I saved everyone the bother of replying to my post.
Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 3:28,
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Just cocking about in psp
cfb
Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go.,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 2:24,
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I'll have the bottom right please.
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 2:25,
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Nah, I can't be arsed any more.I've gone off the whole idea now.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 2:35,
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I will assume you are under ageso I will say nothing.
(
Well, not quite Will be nice for food,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 2:28,
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I'm underage for drinking in americabut other than that 20 covers most things.
The girl in the picture now, that's a different story.
(The girl in the picture now, that's a different story.
Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go.,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 2:30,
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ok, cool...I always thought you were a blokeThis posting has raped my brain, but it makes sense now
( Well, not quite Will be nice for food,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 2:31,
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He is 20?That makes his sister 23. A good age for a lassy.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 2:32,
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How do you know my sister*worries*
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go.,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 2:34,
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Why spoil my faux stalking?*sulks*
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 2:35,
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aah yes Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go.,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 2:35,
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Quick face swap I've gone all tingly yet confused now...
( Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 2:20,
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they look the same either waywhich is what makes this picture so good and frightening
(,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 2:21,
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Michael and Janet Jackson..The 'Super' years.. pftt!
Woo!
(Woo!
mikenco,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 2:26,
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good 'ole face swaps
Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go.,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 2:27,
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I wouldn't trust this guy as far as I could throw him..The release 'gesture' will have a sting in its tail..
Woo to the Gee-Dubya mash though :)
(Woo to the Gee-Dubya mash though :)
mikenco,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 2:24,
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I recommend the neckand it could shoot cum out of her mouth
( Well, not quite Will be nice for food,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 2:15,
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I thought it just filled up her headso that her eyeballs floated around?
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 2:20,
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Did you see the Top Gear in America episode?Apparently you can get lynched for supporting her in the deep south of the good ol' U, S of A :S
( mikenco,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 2:15,
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has anyone stuck that on youtube or something like that?I'd love to see that
oh think I found it n/m :D
(oh think I found it n/m :D
discomeats This canoe,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 2:19,
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it was an entire show (+45 mins), so you might have to find the parts edit: search YT for "top gear america" it's there.
( mikenco,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 2:20,
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I should probably watch this when it's actually on tvoh dear
there are some self important reactions going on here
(there are some self important reactions going on here
discomeats This canoe,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 2:29,
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It's all chuckle worthy, but...Two best bits:
1.When JC reverses his car and the cow falls off the roof.
2.When they almost get 'capped' for driving through a town with provocative statements painted up the sides of their cars.
You've got to watch it.
(1.When JC reverses his car and the cow falls off the roof.
2.When they almost get 'capped' for driving through a town with provocative statements painted up the sides of their cars.
You've got to watch it.
mikenco,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 2:33,
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yeah seen bit 2.land of the free huh
fucking mongs
I'll have a look for the rest of it later
(fucking mongs
I'll have a look for the rest of it later
discomeats This canoe,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 2:38,
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A lot of Ant and Dec hating going on!..I say they are on fire!
(by which I mean I wish they were...)
((by which I mean I wish they were...)
mikenco,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 2:12,
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they are helPing to keep british tv retardedYAY
( Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait....,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 2:15,
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it doesn't really need any helpit seems to be completely run by mongs
for mongs
(for mongs
discomeats This canoe,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 3:16,
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Space Ghost...
Previously:
Nightcrawler, Dr. Doom, wallpapers, Silver Surfer, Green Lantern,
Colossus, Dark Phoenix, D.P. wall, Hellboy, Gambit, Venom, The Tick,
the Juggernaut, bitch!
aaaand...
My website lives here
*f o o f* is a craft-aholic,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 2:09,
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Good honey!!!I have been out in the real world playing big boy...
Miss you fooferooni
(Miss you fooferooni
Well, not quite Will be nice for food,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 2:13,
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yesh...pffft...playing at being a grownup is lame...
that's why i never do. ;)
the following conversation is taken from actual
events that have happened since i moved back in with my parents:
i didnt just post in the wrong thread...what are you talking about?
(that's why i never do. ;)
the following conversation is taken from actual
events that have happened since i moved back in with my parents:
Me: (playing "X-men Legends 2 on my PSP, having justfigured out that Gambit is a playable character)
Gleeeeeeeeeeeeee! hehehehehehehe
Dad:(walking by my room) What are you---oh.
Me:hehehehehehehe! go gambit go!
dad: are you ever going to grow out of that shit?
Me: God, i hope not...
i didnt just post in the wrong thread...what are you talking about?
*f o o f* is a craft-aholic,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 2:19,
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:-)We should have aslumber party
( Well, not quite Will be nice for food,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 2:21,
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VIDEO GAMES ALL AROUND!!!did i ever tell you about the next tattoo i want?
( *f o o f* is a craft-aholic,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 2:23,
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*glee*
with blacklight responsive ink for the energy trail around the card
*explodes into rainbows*
*f o o f* is a craft-aholic,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 2:28,
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were are you getting it?and when will you post up pics of your ladybits the tattoo?!
( Well, not quite Will be nice for food,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 2:30,
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hahahaon my shoulder...see my other post below...
and it wouldn't be for a while...i am going to reward myself with it when i get out of debt
(and it wouldn't be for a while...i am going to reward myself with it when i get out of debt
*f o o f* is a craft-aholic,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 2:32,
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...or this one
same deal with the cards...and eventually i would get the trail from one of the cards wrapping around my arm all the way down leading to a jack of hearts in the palm of my hand. ^_^
*f o o f* is a craft-aholic,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 2:31,
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very cool.ok, off to bed for me :-)
( Well, not quite Will be nice for food,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 2:34,
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pfft...you wimpy east-coasters and your wacky time change.
It's only 7:41! ^_-
night!
(It's only 7:41! ^_-
night!
*f o o f* is a craft-aholic,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 2:36,
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Raise them yourself you lazy sod!...Too much of this shirking parental responsibilty, I say. =)
( mikenco,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 2:16,
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Please check the bigger version, this thumb doesn't do her beauty justice.(
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:49,
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None at all.Her nose and his face on her head. A bit of smudhing and a lot of fucking around with contrast, hue, colours, levels and curves
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:53,
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ohwell, that's settled, then. :-)
( Well, not quite Will be nice for food,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:55,
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did someone say liquify tool?
yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 2:05,
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Uri Geller and Maggs Thatcher?What do I win?
nice shopping
(nice shopping
Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:51,
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In that case I change my answer:Er, is it George Bush and Olivia Newton John?
( Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:59,
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bahteh board is slowing up a bit now :(
time for night nights :D
(time for night nights :D
its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 2:09,
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Drogo...Wants Pizza but the cnuts are closed and he's well pissed off at having been drawn on a Postit Note (tm) and scanned...
(,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:43,
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does anyone else suck on the teabagafter theyve made a cup of tea?
(,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:47,
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noI just leave it inside the cup, it gives the tea more throbbing vigor, and it stays warmer longer
( discomeats This canoe,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:48,
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PersonallyI find banging it against the shower-head is a good option.
(,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:51,
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Well...You just dip it into said cup to make the swelling go down.
(,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:58,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: If Ads Told The Truth"){kind=small}
Image Challenge?Text On An Image Challenge more like...
( Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:39,
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Hey you found my hat!please post it back to me Courtesy of the BBC
(,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:29,
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took me 1/6th of a second to get thatwhich is far too slow.
drinks more coffee
(drinks more coffee
Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait....,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:40,
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Art.. abused!.. excellent!Have a roasted pea for the compo..
( mikenco,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:30,
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All work and no b3ta had'st made jack a busy boy..Good else, yourself?
( mikenco,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:41,
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Two weeks off work and fine weather has made Prunes a outdoor chap.
( The Duke of Prunes,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:44,
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It'll all end in tears you know...You'll have to go back eventually.
( mikenco,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:50,
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I will dobut then it's only another ten weeks before the summer holidays! BRAW!
( The Duke of Prunes,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 2:01,
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woo!to your artistic shenanigans
( Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait....,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:38,
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wow!good 'shopping :D
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:34,
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'
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:38,
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still one of my favesshe will have problems during breakfast
Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait....,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:43,
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hasnt done a mona yetgets on with it
Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait....,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:46,
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You can borrow this one if you like
If I get round to it, might replace the rest of the body with skelligton.
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:56,
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yeeeeeeeeeah
yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:20,
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awesome Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared.,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:22,
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sad thing isI just spent ages (ish) making that, and you can actually buy them in real life :(
kind of wondering why I bothered
edit: scrub that thought - had a closer look and mine's far better :)
(kind of wondering why I bothered
edit: scrub that thought - had a closer look and mine's far better :)
yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:22,
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Yay! Build it and sell it!There's your million, right there, staring you in the face...
(,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:22,
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That is spendicular.I crashed a penny farthing on Sunday by going straight over the front.
It's bloody stupid, you have to take your foot off the pedal to corner or the wheel hits your leg and if you hit a lump (in this case a ramp) then you just flip straight off the front.
I was lucky to walk away from it really.
(It's bloody stupid, you have to take your foot off the pedal to corner or the wheel hits your leg and if you hit a lump (in this case a ramp) then you just flip straight off the front.
I was lucky to walk away from it really.
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:22,
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i commend you for tryingwhere do you get to try out a penny farthing these days?
(,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:23,
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perhaps in the black country museum?i don't know, i only saw people riding penny farthings there
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:24,
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A bicycle circus had oneI have a trials unicycle and I wandered over to see if they could teach me anything. (All I learned is that I am shit on a unicycle).
Anyway, I tried to get the penny farthing up onto that Northshore rig pictured further down the page and I failed miserably.
www.b3ta.com/board/7059547
(Anyway, I tried to get the penny farthing up onto that Northshore rig pictured further down the page and I failed miserably.
www.b3ta.com/board/7059547
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:32,
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you're braveI shit it just riding my normal bike to work :)
( yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:25,
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heh! this ^fookin buses
*associated pearoast*
my finger am poorly after bus hit me :(
(*associated pearoast*
my finger am poorly after bus hit me :(
its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:28,
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wooooooah........a bus covered in sea anenomes? harsh...and salty.
( yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:29,
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twashad to get the coastguard involved*
*well, police :)
(*well, police :)
its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:31,
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aaaaaah....the land-coastguard yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:38,
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that's the onethey know how to deal with anemone number one
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:45,
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It'll be all the rage this xmas..Then by easter next year, they'll be half price on ebay and the law will ban kids from riding them in public places.
( mikenco,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:34,
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both fugly, even with the right heads yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:21,
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^thisHARD
(
Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:41,
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I know people who look like themboth ways round.
( The Duke of Prunes,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:30,
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What the bejesus is going on there then? LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:17,
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Danceof the late night . . .
(
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:20,
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Braw!I had something simlar but I couldn't find it. Have a bit of this instead.
( The Duke of Prunes,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:25,
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Nowthat . . . is intertainment friend!
( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:27,
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Hahaha!You are great at this sort of thing. Carry on :)
(
Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:33,
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Haha!Here, I made this today. It's irrelevant but I enjoyed it:
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:34,
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The narrowest and widest of my collegues. LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:52,
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Azureus
Slower, but less of a hassle than limewire
p.s. the limewire one gave me the idea
What's wrong with azureus?It's just a client. The speed of your torrent is down to your connection and that of your seeds.
[EDIT: also, slow down a bit there, cowboy.]
([EDIT: also, slow down a bit there, cowboy.]
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:17,
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then why does nothing i downloadever go faster than marmalade and rocks, and it's not my firewall i checked that. Is it that unless its new and shiny and wveryones getting it the torrent gets neglected and unused?
(,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:20,
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What colour is the little ball in your bottom right?If it's amber you may have NAT problems, otherwise you are just leeching from slow seeds.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:21,
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its green most of the timeand i have green smiley faces too
I just cant's understands it
(,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:22,
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I just cant's understands it
P.S.i'm not having a go at azurues personally but all torrents seem to go very slowly on my 8mb broadband, even the popular ones, nad its defo not a nat problem, i still prefer it to limewire etc. but i'm pedantic
(,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:23,
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some ISPs restrict traffic speeds on certain ports(like Bittorrent)
(
lazygamer VS tittybiscuits,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:33,
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The other problem isThat your download speed is determined by your upload speed, to keep things fair, and internet connections in this country are stupidly lopsided. Your upload speed sucks balls, so you won't download very fast.
(,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 13:48,
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And you can never get rid of them!!
btw anyone heard of "Rifftrax"? It's the funniest thing I've found all year!
its by the same dude that did Mystery Science Theater.Its freakin awesome!!!!!
(
Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen.,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:09,
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there is a filter on itin the tools somewhere which seems to work for me, you just have to type the right things in
(,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:14,
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hey wheres the bottom sweety one gone?it wasnt really my arse! mines alot sexier ;)
(,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:57,
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This post will self destruct in 4 minutes.(
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 0:59,
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I actually encountered "gap.zip" last weekIt's the Zip file with the series of photos of which the classic Goatse is just one of the group. Gor love a duck he doesn't half shove some large and irregular things up his bumhole, the nutter.
(,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:12,
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lovely snap-back-shut actionwoo!!
(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:21,
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Pandering to the meme of the momentAs suggested by JossAckland'sSpunkyBackpack in the original thread...
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:23,
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ROFLHARRSI
*clicks*
(*clicks*
Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:28,
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hahahaha'lo Duke
(
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:13,
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Good taWaiting to get tired so I can go to bed.
I don't think it's going to happen for a while though, tsch.
Are you braw? Not seen you here for a while.
(I don't think it's going to happen for a while though, tsch.
Are you braw? Not seen you here for a while.
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:17,
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Same hereI have two weeks holidays thanks to my job up in thon college, it's braw. I've spent the past few days tramping about hills but today I had to stop that good stuff and deal with important things like overdue bills and coucil tax. I've been driking a wee bit o the whisky the nicht, not too much though, just enough to give me a headache. Yer smell?
( The Duke of Prunes,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:21,
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Someone that craves attention.
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:03,
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ah i thought as much but didnt want to offend.well her nudity is all very nice.
(
KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:08,
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It wasn't my arse either, I done STOLE it...... and as someone pointed out, not really fair for me to use it,
but as my great granny used to say "Don't post pictures of your arse
on the web unless you want weirdos to Photoshop it."
PS - you've posted a new thread WITHOUT AN IMAGE!
(but as my great granny used to say "Don't post pictures of your arse
on the web unless you want weirdos to Photoshop it."
PS - you've posted a new thread WITHOUT AN IMAGE!
Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:01,
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Is that against the rules?i just felt guilty about ruining someones good work so in a haze of confusion made that fatal mistake
(,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:03,
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I think you may have gotten away with it...... but normally you'd get killed - text only posts are for the Talk Board.
(Unless you're in a B3TA clique of course, then you can do what you want...)
((Unless you're in a B3TA clique of course, then you can do what you want...)
Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:05,
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plus the talk board isn't half as good !*runs*
( KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:06,
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^ThisNah, they seems OK to be honest.
( Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:07,
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I think the owner of the arse is just loving the attention to be honest
well it's a nice arse KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:06,
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if this ain't been done I'll eat my cat
but i had to get it out of my head
i've seen this beforepea?
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:24,
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no tis not a peabut mustve been dun before hundreds of times
you can tell its new cos it say stuff about the hostages on the google bit
(,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 1:32,
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you can tell its new cos it say stuff about the hostages on the google bit
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