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#
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:42, archived)
# didn't you just post this?
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:43, archived)
# does that say would or gould?
oh, also woo.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:43, archived)
# gould
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:44, archived)
# does the wood more.....
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:45, archived)
# would.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Septic Tanks?
One of my first, warning, its absolute crap. But being a Yank, I can post this without getting myself angry. Most of the time.



Cheers!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:41, archived)
# Flag perspective sucks
you idiot seppo
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:43, archived)
# I SAID
it was crap. It was quick and dirty...in more ways than one.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:43, archived)
# No need to shout - I larfed hardy har
Seriously I am on your side. Ctrl-t mefriend.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:48, archived)
# That's not a very nice thing to say.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:45, archived)
# The flag was stuck on at a funny angle
Damned lazy yanks!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:45, archived)
# Not lazy
I prefer the term 'inept'.

I am NOT good at this photo manipulation and am slowly working out how to use gimp. So be nice. Bastards.

BTW: speaking about nice, was just in London. The RUDE people mucking about are Eastern Europeans, NOT Yanks.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:48, archived)
# bleedin' Jam Rolls
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:50, archived)
# jam Rolls?
Poles?

God, it was so bad a nice Pakistani woman running a news agents apologized to me for how rude they were! They literally stepped in front of me as I was preparing to pay for my stuff!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:51, archived)
# you win!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:52, archived)
# Looking again it seems maybe it's not
Could be fucking art my friends - art! From a seppo! Wonderfuckingful!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:50, archived)
# You are my new best friend mate.
You shall receive one invite to the gallery opening and a coupon for one free Budweiser.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:53, archived)
# That's awesome, thanks.
Can I shake it up and blow it up your arse? Metaphorically speaking of course...
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:55, archived)
# Sure...
but only if you provide me with a reach around. Its only polite you know?
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:56, archived)
# Fuck - you may be one of the good yanks
We have our own screening procedures in the RoW and they involve agresssive rodent-driven search and destroy along with being able to tell me what happens to the cat that massages the BT tower in London during Goodies episode #whatever.

Not that I am British but I know my godzilla-esques cats from my Cybermen.

If you can answer all these questions and more my stinky friend then maybe we'll be friends.

(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:05, archived)
# I must admit...
I have absolutely ZERO clue as to what you are on about with all that!

"We have our own screening procedures in the RoW and they involve agresssive rodent-driven search and destroy along with being able to tell me what happens to the cat that massages the BT tower in London during Goodies episode #whatever. "

Yikes!

The only thing I got was 'search and destroy.' as a former US Marine, I am great at the Search and Destroy part. The 'rebuild' part is where we seem to have the lions share of our trouble.

:)
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:06, archived)
# Arf
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:43, archived)
# Having a wank?
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:46, archived)
# Septic Tank
Its the rhyming slang for "Yank".

Having a wank though, not a bad idea...
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:48, archived)
# In my day
That was a "J Arthur" as in J Arthur Rank.
He had something to do with the film industry and started Rank Organisation.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:51, archived)
# So "Having a J Arthur"
Meant to go rub one out?
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:57, archived)
# Yes
But I have a feeling that only the *ahem* more mature people from dan sawf will remember it.
I've heard it called "a Sherman" (as in Sherman Tank) but that's wrong as Sherman is another name for a yank.

(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:02, archived)
# J Arthur is the one I've heard of
I just saw 'septic tank' and that was the first rhyme I could think of.

I blame b3ta.

PS. that picture of Bono is now number 1 if you search for him on google images
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:06, archived)
# I shall not fall for that again
Thank you :)
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:08, archived)
# Evenings alls
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:39, archived)
# pfft
that is rather amazing
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:40, archived)
# Ta
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:47, archived)
# ha!~
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:41, archived)
# HA!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:47, archived)
# Nice one
*clicks*
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:41, archived)
# Cone back when you can speak properly...
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:41, archived)
# Put that cone back!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:42, archived)
# Freudiant slip - apologies
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:43, archived)
# Everyone loves a bit of cone.
I don't know what I mean.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:46, archived)
# I do - just no bongs in the house anymo...
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:20, archived)
# i saw what you did.
you little pearoasting thread deleter!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:53, archived)
# My name is kinks and I am a hamaholic. I last touched ham five minutes ago.
I used the uploader, clicked the post button by mistake and panicked.

I am a twart.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:56, archived)
# Im liking these :)

Click teh pic for the biggie, click here for the rest
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:37, archived)
# I do to fella :)
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and dirty
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:36, archived)
# indeed
bit late for the compo though :P
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:37, archived)
#
Really? Arse :)
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:37, archived)
# No I don't think that is CRS
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:37, archived)
# I'm RIS-ing again
*cries*
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:37, archived)
# twin towers rhymes with...
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:40, archived)
# Austin Powers?
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:43, archived)
# Eh!? Since when was that cockney rhyming slang??
/is starting to hate compo
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:50, archived)
# Immortal were having trouble adjusting to the new member....
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:35, archived)
# cooooool, have Demolition reformed?
oh, um, oops...

/wrestloblog
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:41, archived)
# I was reading
about those two fat gits Ax and Smash just the other day.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:44, archived)
# I was playing "WWF Wrestlefest" on MAME the other day
still awesome :D
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:55, archived)
# Ah, my boys!

Gotta love 'em, the ludicrous twarts.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:42, archived)
# can somone post the portaloo one of these?
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:43, archived)
# Here you are.

This is still one of my fave things I've done.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:51, archived)
# arf
i can see why!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:01, archived)
# pissing myself
awesome!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:13, archived)
# evening all...

My Way (the Blair version). 600MB Flash anim celebrating 10 years of Tone.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:34, archived)
# *clicks*
lovely animation, there, eclec.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:34, archived)
# 'ning
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:35, archived)
# an absolute joy as ever
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:37, archived)
# Lovely!~
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:38, archived)
# Epiic
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:38, archived)
# marvellous stuff
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:38, archived)
# Hi Cockalorum!~
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:41, archived)
# Gladys!
yaaaaaay :)
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:42, archived)
# Gladys!
Mwah
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:42, archived)
# Well, he did it
his waaaayyyy.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:39, archived)
# That's chuffing ace ma'am!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:40, archived)
# Fantastic!
Bonus points for added JCBness :)
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:43, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*slowly catches breath again*

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*holds sides*


clickies
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:56, archived)
# Non-Cockney-related-doodlings
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:33, archived)
# ooh
top draw
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:35, archived)
# :)
this is really nice
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:35, archived)
# very pretty
more nipples maybe?
woo yay
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:36, archived)
# I like to stay decent! :)
Thanks all!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:38, archived)
# use your imagination to juxtapose both pictures..
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:41, archived)
# Christ, that's a bit amazing :D
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:37, archived)
# Loveleh :)
Curse that blasted bird for covering up her right nork
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:37, archived)
# It's a swallow
*snigger*
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:38, archived)
# do you.. ahem...
swallow

..sorry

:)
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:42, archived)
# butt where's her right arm going?
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:41, archived)
# ..

Click For Big you crazy Perps
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:30, archived)
# I'm not crazy
I'm kooky!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:31, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
splendid stuff sir
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:36, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Not just cockernehs that got rhyming slang
To anyone outside of the East Midlands, you might not get it.
To anyone inside the East Midlands you probably will get this but wonder why I even bothered.

*leaves, and posts keys through letterbox

(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:22, archived)
# RIS?
...I don't get it.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:24, archived)
#
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:25, archived)
# Cheers
This is going to be a hard image challenge to follow :)
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:30, archived)
# this
hard
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:31, archived)
# I might just unplug the PC for a week
otherwise I'll be RISing at ten times the recommended daily amount.
:)
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:32, archived)
# Even Samwise would have trouble with that map of middle earth...
Oh - midlands - more orcs and hobbits...
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:24, archived)
# The West Midlands doesn't get it either.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:25, archived)
# fuck me
I wasn't expecting to see WB on a map on B3ta
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:29, archived)
# i live there!
thats a bit freaky....
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:32, archived)
# I'll be round in
20 mins, get the kettle on
:)
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:33, archived)
# kettles broken, but i have hob nobs
so its all okay
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:36, archived)
# me too
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:38, archived)
# Bridgford massive!
I've just upgraded from Basford to Mapperley Top but was once a WBer.

Bokkles of beer all round for my merreh men
:)
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:40, archived)
# there should
be a badge
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:45, archived)
# I'm a bit too piddly to operate
photshop properly at the minute.
Off to the shop and then I'll make one later if no-one beats me off to it..
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:47, archived)
# Mapperley Top Massive!
I have just moved from Mapperley Plains to Bulwell....

you may be wondering why! At last, free from my parents!!!

Woo. I love it.

I also went to school in WB, some may know it, ill give you a clue, its a Catholic School...
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:04, archived)
# Am from Loughborough
I don't get it either if thats any consolation!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Watson, come here. I need you.

Talkin into the other end was just too stinky.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:19, archived)
# A fine hound.
Mine lies beside me - and his arse is stinky. But I like it - and you started it.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:26, archived)
# not real
no frasier
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:41, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:19, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:28, archived)
# (:
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:38, archived)
# :)

(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:06, archived)
[challenge entry] hungry? yes, he's....
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:05, archived)
# Well I get it at least
pffft!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:10, archived)
# *twangs*
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:10, archived)
# nice one.

obilig: "who's that bloke lurking in the shadows?"
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:11, archived)
# that's Bruce Welsh
/it's not Red and there's no rocks in it....
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:13, archived)
# What's Simon Bates got to
do with anything?
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:08, archived)
# I'm not hungry
I'm Hank Marvin!
simon bates?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:37, archived)
[challenge entry] It's pretty cack....
but I'm wasting time untill the football comes on.

(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:05, archived)
# haha
We've all put up with shit like this, knowing that the payment is worth it...

Edit: I like it, but how is it 151Kb?
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:09, archived)
# Seams add to filesize?
*shrugs*
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:27, archived)
# .
For some strange reason, I maximised the quaility of it on Photoshop, which increased the filesize. Bigger is better....ask Mr.T
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:34, archived)
# Eh?
'Maximised the quality' as in 'made sure it was a bit blocky'?

Mind you I couldn't do any better, so hurrah!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick n dirty


Rest me feet...
Now for some food, I'm thinking Mozzerella salad.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:05, archived)
# Arf
I was thinking of doing that.
But then I suppose there's going to be a huge amount of repetition in this compo.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:47, archived)
# I imagine so
so thought I'd get this one out of the way...don't usually go for compo's...
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:04, archived)
# Saw this and though of b3ta...
Taken whilst I was pretending to look at a bus timetable.

(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:03, archived)
# Well we wish you hadn't
But if That's Life was still going you could have sent it to them instead.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:05, archived)
# I don't know
I quit elike this sort of thing. If we hadn't seen that particular company name quite a few times...

(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:08, archived)
# well if you isist


But not as a new post.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:14, archived)
# outside the office on tuesday...


can't find my "Schindler's Lift" photo. damn.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:17, archived)
# I'll see ya emo and raise you
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:23, archived)
# its no fun when they choose the name from comic effect!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:32, archived)
# Sore loser!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:36, archived)
# yes
.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:43, archived)
# Better late than never...
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:15, archived)
# .
have seen them driving round Donny, I expect it will be full of them.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:12, archived)
# What? Osmond?
Shirley not!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:16, archived)
# I fucking wish she would get some horrible degenerative disease
/autocomplete
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:26, archived)
# Why bother
pretending to look at the bus timetable when you're clearly in a car and he can't see you anyway? I know that because you can't see his wing mirrors.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:33, archived)
[challenge entry] hot so hot
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:02, archived)
# The bun's not as hot as the buns
if you get my drift
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:04, archived)
# aye
i agree...
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:04, archived)
[challenge entry] You know I am a bit shit at this Image thing


I know I will get slated as usual!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:01, archived)
# He'll still be hungry after that tiny giraffe...
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:03, archived)
#
"Don't come running to me if you fall off that wall and break your leg"
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:03, archived)
# PFFT!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:06, archived)
# I was going to do one for butchers hook
Then decided that I'd use a printed photo I've had on my wall of mi mate 'Butcher Chris'. It's
going to take about 5 hours but the new project is going to be restoring the image. So don't
expect anything out of me for a while.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:06, archived)
# try some Ex-Lax!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:13, archived)
# ?
EDIT: Ah! Gnnnnnnn! Huuuuuuuuuu!

EDIT EDIT: Is going to be a bit of a bitch!



YOu should see it full sized!

Holes everywhere!

(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:15, archived)
# Don't lecture me about this...i'm so sorry
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 18:55, archived)
# Too Soon!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 18:56, archived)
# You forgot the crazy slope bit...
I mean seriously - get it together.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 18:56, archived)
# Or extreme slope - maybe I can't remember
I heard it first from an Aussie and those people should never have been let out of priz in the fist place...
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:00, archived)
# OI
fuckin watch it!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:03, archived)
# Go to bed convict (he he he - fookin' convict}
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:07, archived)
# hahahahahaha
truth is stranger than fiction and drugs are everywhere!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:11, archived)
# But if
reality is an illusion created by lack of drugs and if there are drugs everywhere then I must be utterly fucked.

Or not - having trouble with figuring that one out. Leave us alone with your clever-clogs stuff OK?



(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:22, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHHA
PS It was minus 33 NUMBNUTS

PPS nice waste of 75k there...will never get that back...
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 18:57, archived)
# Its...
CHO TIME!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 18:57, archived)

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