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[challenge entry] 420th post: 420x420
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:49, archived)
# top shop
did you take a picture here?
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:51, archived)
# ; )
often it's easier to make your own source pics
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:05, archived)
# got any salmon?
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:51, archived)
# Sor'ed
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:53, archived)
# you'll catch 'im in the corner laughing by the bass-bin
ha ha ha ha haaaaaa!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:04, archived)
# Extraordinary fella
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:39, archived)
# why are you making a fishfood cigarette?
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:55, archived)
# ha ha
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:00, archived)
# it's grapefruit
is 'fishfood' any good ?
the name deserves a strain
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:19, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:45, archived)
# I get this one
took me about 5 minutes though
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:47, archived)
# And yet you replied with in two minutes
TIME TRAVELING WITCH.
BURN HIM
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:47, archived)
# Your time means nothing to me
For i am the Doctor. Oh no wait I'm Dave.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:49, archived)
# Regenerate THIS
*twats*
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:51, archived)
# *spangs*
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:19, archived)
# Mmm Raspberry ripple.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:47, archived)
# Nipple?
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:19, archived)
# hahaha
fucking rasbs
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:49, archived)
# That is brilliant
nice one. *click*
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Punnage ahoy...
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(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:44, archived)
# ahhh, I get this one
yay for me and yay for you for doing one that contained hummus!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:46, archived)
#
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:42, archived)
# i'm giggling like a loon.
at the word snood.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:42, archived)
# New Image Challenge online!!! - draw Rambo in bad clothing.

Go on, you know you want to!

It's got to be better than a week of ris'ing at Pearly Kings and Queens mutterings. ;)
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:43, archived)
# i've been amusing myself
www.b3ta.com/board/7150740
but i was let down by a lack of decent sources for my other ideas
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:44, archived)
# :D
If all else fails do your own private Image Challenge
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:47, archived)
# everyone does.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:49, archived)
# haha
please let this website go down before you hit rock bottom and start digging ;)
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:43, archived)
# hahaha
suits him :D
any more in the pipeline?
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:51, archived)
# prolly
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:52, archived)
# I'm eating far too many...
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:36, archived)
# haribo am great.
my favorites are the kiddies super mix. milk and jelly baby things. WOOHOO!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Hey-ho
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Ah well.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:31, archived)
# I think there should be a rule written for this compo that the answer is in the name
RIS!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:34, archived)
# its obvious innit?
um an Iron is slang for um.... ok I'm with you.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:34, archived)
# As I understand it, and I may be wrong,
'Iron' is slang for gay because they're "As bent as an iron bar"

Not rhyming slang, but still a Larndarn expression.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:36, archived)
# but thats not an Iron Bar
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:37, archived)
# rubbish
it is bent as a nine bob note, blimey, i'm going to hire myself out this week
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:37, archived)
# Still not rhyming slang though.
My favourite is "Queer as a bottle of crisps"
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:46, archived)
# no it's not, but no body said it was
i like she has a face like a bag of spanners
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:48, archived)
# Also
Mad as a bag of badgers
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:54, archived)
# really?
stupid cockney twats
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:39, archived)
# fucking do one you cahnt
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:41, archived)
# 'iron hoof'
actually
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:41, archived)
# That's the one.
One may refer to a person with homosexual leanings as a "raging iron."
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:43, archived)
# absolutely
any old iron, when shouted around Earl's Court means there is an iron hoof in the vicinity.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:45, archived)
# What the cocking cock
is an iron hoof?
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:46, archived)
# there's four of them on a horse
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:47, archived)
# poof
or Graham Norton, if you are a chelsea wankmonkey.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:49, archived)
# iron hoof
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:36, archived)
# but thats a steam iron...
:|
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:41, archived)
# no its not.... its jeremy irons.
but hang on bob.
that's not the moon. that's bob hoskins!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:43, archived)
# as i said, i will help people out for hire if they are having trouble
but first i'm off to get some welks down bow market
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:43, archived)
# a competition?
nd you want people to stick to the brief? How very rare ;)
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:35, archived)
# That does bug me a teensy bit
It's an image challenge, the challenge being doing what it says in the brief. Why mark it as a challnege entry if it doesn't even do that? It's like filling in a crossword with random squiggles.

(I'm not refering to this image here by the way - although I have no idea what it means so maybe I am :D)
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:38, archived)
# what do you expect?
noobie tuesday is always followed by the flood of wank wednesday
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:41, archived)
# and that spills in to Thursday
and then everyone chips off early friday, the weekend is dead so it's only Mondays that are worth stopping in for!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:42, archived)
# or alt text/title
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:14, archived)
[challenge entry] it doesn't half make me wave my arms about when i'm pissed
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:28, archived)
# After 10 of these you look a nice fella!
Woo
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:30, archived)
# pfffft
nice drop of nelson :)
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:31, archived)
# Elle Mcpherson?
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:32, archived)
# what?
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:41, archived)
# Woo
but as a Manc I'll need about another 60 of these before I'm numb to the pain.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:32, archived)
# Woo!
:P
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:35, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:27, archived)
# ris
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:28, archived)
# Dwarf?
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:29, archived)
# ris ris!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:29, archived)
#
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:34, archived)
# my brother works for citybank, the building on the right
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:33, archived)
# can you phone him up and ask him what this means
;D
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:34, archived)
# er..
twin towers...golden showers?

office block...glass cock?

(, Wed 2 May 2007, 23:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Fob
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:26, archived)
# i think this is going to be one of those compos
when people just reply 'ris?' to everything
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:27, archived)
# ris?
/obvious
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:29, archived)
# Kettle and Hob = Fob (watch)
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:31, archived)
# it's a wristwatch
a fob watch is very different
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:43, archived)
# I think so
I'm just going to sit here quietly.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:29, archived)
# That's a first!
:P
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:31, archived)
# screw you hippy
DAMN IT!
ok so I can't keep quiet.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:34, archived)
# Give it a week and some will appear that are actually funny
and not just direct visualisations
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:33, archived)
# So thats why the adults love it so...


Click for bigger (129KB)
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:19, archived)
# Haha, that took me way too long...
'ning one and all...

Anyone on here I know at the moment?
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:21, archived)
# In the biblical sense?
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Evening Prof...
Long time no type :o)
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:22, archived)
# 'ningles
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:22, archived)
# *has a look*
not sure...
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:24, archived)
# yes, well sort of
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:26, archived)
# surely you know -of- me.
;)
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:28, archived)
# Not me
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:41, archived)
# HARIBO MACHT KINDER FROH!
or something
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:22, archived)
# und erwachs'ne ebenso!
;)
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:25, archived)
[challenge entry] A cash machine from daaarn saaarfffff
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:18, archived)
# surely that's just cash, not a cash machine?
\annoyed with the challenge already, especially at the speed of posts already blog
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:19, archived)
# A cash machine dispenses cash
So, a bangers and mash machine must dispense bangers and mash....
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:21, archived)
# RUN! QUICK! IT'S SAUSAGES FOR TEA! COME ON!

I hope there's enough to go round
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:18, archived)
# Sausages!
*elbows out the way*
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:19, archived)
# YAY SAUSAGES!
nyom nyom :)
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:19, archived)
# Woo!
Quality as always!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:20, archived)
# Hopefully that's not Gary Gilter calling that out...
;o)
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:21, archived)
# Dear lord!
I hope you have enough!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Woo!
sausages!
gerrouttatheway!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:27, archived)
# Haha!
That is very ace
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:00, archived)
# PFFFFTTT YOU RUN LIKE A GIRL!
AICMFAUD! *

(, Thu 3 May 2007, 7:56, archived)
# Long time listener, first time caller... erm... Maybe not...
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:14, archived)
# Hahahaha
Sounds good to me!

EDIT: Glees Highlander on ITV4:)
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:15, archived)
# hahaha
got AC/DC stuck in my head now. ta :D
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:15, archived)
# What?
Back in Blunkett?:P
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:17, archived)
# pffffttt....
broil!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:16, archived)
# I'm sorry...
I'll feel that again...
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:17, archived)
# what a long rod he has
I reckon he's a ninja in disguise and that's his fighting stick
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:17, archived)
# Like Zatoichi?
:o)
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:17, archived)
# yeah he's alright
oh, oh I see.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:20, archived)
# he likes you...
Maybe I could have a word?
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:21, archived)
# angry
saw a deaf and blind woman today out with a helper. they were crossing the road and waited whilst a car went past, then waited 5 minutes, and jumped out right in front of me on my bike. fucking healthy-sighted wanker
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:23, archived)
#
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:13, archived)
# woo
so cute
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:15, archived)
# cute...
...but not fluffy.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:18, archived)
[challenge entry] 500 notes, mush!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:09, archived)
# likey likey :)
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:11, archived)
# haha, i love the history of the term monkey too
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:13, archived)
# Lies!
Fiver
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:13, archived)
# Hehehe
Sorry there's never much call to post this.

(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:14, archived)
# :)
Nice.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:21, archived)
# So tasteful isn't it!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:28, archived)
[challenge entry] you bastard
i just made one of those myself.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:16, archived)
# silly gormo
chimps is not monkeys
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:17, archived)
# *sets free the librarian*
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:19, archived)
# in my defence
google returned it as baldmonkey.jpg
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:19, archived)
# You're thinking of Clive Anderson.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:26, archived)
# Hehe, it's nose looks like a cock
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Two for the price of one...
quick and dirty
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(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:03, archived)
# So
would a cockney ask a girl to give him loaf?
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:04, archived)
# umm...
I see one, followed by a great big RIS.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:04, archived)
# Silly
Just use yer loaf :)

ISKETCH anyone?
www.isketch.net
B3ta room
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:05, archived)
# oh, alright.
EDIT: Bah! connection issues. nevermind.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:06, archived)
# use ur loaf...
but the second one escapes me
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:07, archived)
# mince pies
probably
even though they don't really look much like mince pies
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:08, archived)
# aaah
well, that'll make sense then. mystery solved. phew.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:12, archived)
# mince pies is it
thought they were dented alloys
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:13, archived)
# RIS?
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:07, archived)
# never thought I could be scared of bread
til i saw that


*fears*
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:08, archived)
# fear not the loaf
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:15, archived)
# *chooses lovely big shiny shiv*
*fears no more*

Thanky :D
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:17, archived)
[challenge entry] kettle and hob...
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:00, archived)
# ristacularrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:01, archived)
# heheh ^this
with added rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Funniest South Park moment ever
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:02, archived)
# I love new tattoo's
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:54, archived)
# Arf!
i want to get a tattoo eventually. but it'd have to be something really good.
and i'd have to tone up before getting it.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:56, archived)
# thats my um, *counts on toes*
well its the largest one so far.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:57, archived)
# how long did it take altogether?
saw it earlier. looked like more than one sitting.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:58, archived)
# one three hour sitting and a lot of herbal ciggies.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:58, archived)
# yikes.
this is why when i get one, it'll be small.
EDIT: made this design ages ago. but i think it's too tribal
www.deviantart.com/deviation/29557514
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:00, archived)
# get a tattoo on your bollocks
edit: that's kenny martin, isn't it?
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:56, archived)
# you mean like this one?


Edit: yup, Kerry is my token Extra.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:57, archived)
# redex?
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:01, archived)
# supposed to be
I'm not actually going to post a picture of my nuts on b3ta.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:03, archived)
# bah
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:07, archived)
# there is always
the dragon (NSFW)
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:11, archived)
# holy fuck!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:13, archived)
# probably what his wife said when he got home
I'd be up to get one just to see the reaction of potential sex partners.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:17, archived)
# hehe
i don't need to click that to know what it is :)
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:14, archived)
# get a tattoo of your bollocks
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:58, archived)
# hehe
i like the aussie term for the tats women have on their lower back 'TRAMP STAMPS'
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:57, archived)
# "Arse Anklers" as I lovingly refer to them
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:58, archived)
# tats and big feet, my two turn offs
the list of turn on grows everyday
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:59, archived)
# does that mean your not coming to my fetish night?
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:03, archived)
# like
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:04, archived)
# hee hee
that reminds me i keep meaning to send in my pictures and get my bme account
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:05, archived)
# hee hee i did the same thing with a piercer
woo yay
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:59, archived)
# Hahahaha
HOw ling did the endorphin high last?
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:00, archived)
# You mean it goes away?
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:03, archived)
# Yeah
And the edges get a bit crap after 10 years:P

But soddit. You can get them touched up.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:10, archived)
# I need to get my back and my legs touched up i think
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:15, archived)
# Sounds like a good night out to me!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:33, archived)
# haha
yes
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:02, archived)
# Nazi me do...tiz a bit big. (now ninjad)
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:51, archived)
# nice reflection work
woo2
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:52, archived)
# Wow
Impressive
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:52, archived)
# it's a bit big
and i'm at home now, on capped broadband
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:52, archived)
# what are you wearing?
wanna cyber?
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:53, archived)
# soz micto...it will soon be gone
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:58, archived)
# *smooshes*
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:00, archived)
# Serenity!
Jayne's hat!
The Queen!

Fact: I have a browncoat.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:53, archived)
# Liz is Jaynes mum
^fact


* might not contain traces of fact at all
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:05, archived)
# nice reflection
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:54, archived)
# you and your strangest spacecraft
that is some top recflectionisms!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:01, archived)
# Ning ZAp
How ist? (still at work?)
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:03, archived)
# just got home
and getting my first uncensored dose of b3ta for the morning/evening
- aggggghhhhhh thats the right stuff!
Edit: That large one is a wicked pic!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:07, archived)
# good good...
*finds b3ta teh bestest for "not think about work"



*now ive mentioned it i thought about it.kaka
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:10, archived)
# i find it to be a most pleasing distraction
from just about everything!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:12, archived)
# Off to make tea and toats
I shall return!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:15, archived)
# i have just installed Scareface

FAR KING COCK A ROACHES!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:20, archived)

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