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# I don't post often, be gentle.
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The pun came to me and was to good to resist.
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 17:43, archived)
# haha
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 17:44, archived)
# Looks quite happy to me.
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 17:44, archived)
# V. late for the Graffiti comp but anyway
Taken in the bogs of my former frequent drinking hole, the Cellar Bar in Blackburn



Click for bigger (114KB)
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 17:42, archived)
# People in Blackburn can write?!
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 17:47, archived)
# woo!
great image - what kind of cameraphone do you have?

This board needs lots more of this.

EDIT - are you the president of the Take That Society?
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 17:48, archived)
# right
you owe me a new sarcasm-meter
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 17:51, archived)
# :-P
:-)
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 17:52, archived)
# it left a nasty burn mark on the table too
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 17:54, archived)
# Aww man
I've just had to optrex my eyeballs after seeing your front page image.
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 18:01, archived)
# *tries to work out if that's a compliment or not*



*asplodes*
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 18:25, archived)
# definately
a compliment - great!
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 18:29, archived)
# been watching family guy?
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 17:53, archived)
# .
Thank you, i was trying to remember where that quote had been pilfered from!
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 19:54, archived)
# I just wrote on the wall to say I love you?
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 17:56, archived)
# Whistler sometimes took his mum to stringfellows
click (nsfw)
she loved it.

mod edit: sorry - that looks a bit too much like porn
mod edit2: you can have the link back though
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 17:38, archived)
# threadjack
does any one have the Raaar! I am lionz pic? I can't find it. :(

Woo btw.
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 17:43, archived)
# Yeah possible not safe for work
And just as you aren't working today/ don't work doesn't mean others aren't.
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 17:45, archived)
# Looks like the mod
has broken the link.
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 17:52, archived)
# *passes gaffa tape*
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 18:00, archived)
# This cheeky git from Lost slags off my Hometown!!
Clitheroe the Arse end of Nowhwere!

youtube.com/watch?v=Ct8ZohLt97Q
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 17:37, archived)
# fail
/links

*edit* thats some serious lurking!
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 17:38, archived)
# Toastwatch
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 17:41, archived)
# sh1t3
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 17:42, archived)
# The more I scroll down
The more you fail!
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 17:48, archived)
# The cheeky so-and-so
I'm from Padiham and have nice memories of going out drinking in Clitheroe in my youth.
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 17:55, archived)
# I would happily slag off your home town as well.
YOU LOVE IT.!!!
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 18:49, archived)
[challenge entry] alien autopsy
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 16:52, archived)
# that was a shite film
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 16:54, archived)
# Albeit, beyond it's day.
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 16:55, archived)
# You can't knock a film where Gieger created the aliens!
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 17:03, archived)
# LIES
Aliens is one of the best films of all time!
The other three were crap though.
And that includes the cross over one.
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 17:20, archived)
# Maybe they mean "Alien Autopsy"
You know, with ant and dec?
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 17:24, archived)
# ^this
Aliens was amazing
ant and dec are scum
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 17:29, archived)
# but there is no reference to northern tv twats in there
open your eyes dude!
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 17:31, archived)
# Agreed...
they are dyed in the wool arseholes
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 17:31, archived)
# Are you sure
you all don't mean "Alien"
was the good one of the batch?

Some of the one-liners in "Aliens"
are superb, but first is usu. the fave. . .
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 17:37, archived)
# Nicely done
have a reserved Woo
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 17:02, archived)
# Ah the one for four at 7pm?
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 17:06, archived)
# Haha!
That made me laugh more than the pic (although the pic is good too)
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 18:33, archived)
# Slow so I thought I'd pea roast
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 17:26, archived)
# Haha, nice
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 17:43, archived)
# Always nice to see the Dad at at the birth.
Nice work!
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 17:51, archived)
# The films...
...Giger and this pic are great. Big woo!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:14, archived)
# I done a self portrait.

What you think?
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 16:31, archived)
# Acetastic.
Conquered your fear of drawing/pseudovectoring faces, then?
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 16:35, archived)
# I'm working on it.
I think the face looks a bit flat compared to the rest though...
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 16:36, archived)
# Needs
open-shirt
medallionage!
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 17:39, archived)
# That is most woo!
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 16:48, archived)
# Why thank you kindly.
It's the first proper drawing I've done using my lully new tablet.
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 16:51, archived)
# it is indeed worthy of pushing my post off
woo
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 16:52, archived)
# Highly fantastic!
I'd like to try this too - could anyone recommend a good place to start? a good tutorial, etc?
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 17:05, archived)
# I'd recommend using a tablet myself.
This is one I've done with a mouse not too long ago.

I don't know about tutorials though. I've always been more a trial and error type learner.
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 17:09, archived)
# thats ace
needs more nose tho!

great perspective :)
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 17:16, archived)
# Growlywoof!
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(, Sat 26 May 2007, 15:54, archived)
# hahaha
mullet disco power
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 16:01, archived)
# Hahahaha
nice

(, Sat 26 May 2007, 16:55, archived)
# Use the force
................................Luke
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 15:54, archived)
# I recognise that picture

also does anyone have a copy of the raar! I am lionz picture?
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 15:55, archived)
# Me too
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 16:00, archived)
# The thread that screams, " Peas, please!"
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 17:46, archived)
[challenge entry] he say yes
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 15:38, archived)
# woo
i wonder what fruit was like before stickers
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 15:41, archived)
# You mean they don't grow with the stickers on them?
How strange!
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 15:42, archived)
# nobody knew what it was
or what to do with it
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 15:43, archived)
# in supermarkets
they would have had to look up the codes in the little book.
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 15:45, archived)
# HA!
when i worked in waitrose, and was often on the fruit'n'veg weighing point, i knew what everything was, and what most of the funny codes were.
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 15:47, archived)
# 4065
=some kind of apple.
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 15:52, archived)
# they were all proprietary codes back then
rather than some strange International Standard Vegetable Number
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 15:54, archived)
# Aaaah
Why am I finding this conversation fascinating?
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 16:02, archived)
# to hazard a guess...

...because you're bored on a saturday afternoon and are padding out the time before you start drinking again.
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 16:17, archived)
# this
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 15:46, archived)
# I love that thing
;)
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 15:58, archived)
# Hahahaha
woo
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 18:04, archived)
# The New Adventures of the Man With A Balloon For A Head
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 15:30, archived)
# how indeed
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 15:33, archived)
# silly scientist! your skills of recognition are fail!
silly scientist henchmens, you appear to be in a state of decomposition!
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 16:17, archived)
# i'm sorry

*slinks away*
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 15:20, archived)
#
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 15:21, archived)
# AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT NAKED
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 15:22, archived)
# How do you know?:P
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 15:23, archived)
# wooooo
creepy
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 15:24, archived)
# how
did you know??
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 15:23, archived)
# *shoots aimlessly*
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 15:26, archived)
# speaking of aimless shooting
i was in darkest norfolk the other day, and got to play with a chums 12 bore, odd stuff happened.
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 15:33, archived)
# Deliverance?
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 15:35, archived)
# indeed
i'm an old friend of his good lady wife, he suddenly appeared with his pa's gun said follow me, and wandered off into the woods that surround his folks house, i wasn't scared at all.
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 15:40, archived)
# you appear to have a strange dancing bloke stuck on the end of your weapon
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 15:49, archived)
# mnng you said weapon!
Your reply made me laugh almost as much as the pic (woo by the way)
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 16:25, archived)
# darkest Norfolk - best of all the Norfolks!
*lives in darkest Norfolk
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 15:49, archived)
# I thought they didn't let you handle guns
and the incident
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 17:05, archived)
# meh
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 15:17, archived)
# Blimey
That's a big'un.

WOO!
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 15:18, archived)
# Flashes!!
Nice drawings, though even a crude frame by frame explosion is better than the hideous exploding thing flash has.

Flash fails to grasp what people want from an explosion, a shape tween, etc.
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Yay!
Daleks!
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 15:41, archived)
# not the retardis!!!
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 17:18, archived)
# had-dick
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 15:11, archived)
# nice
shadows :)
woo
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 15:15, archived)
# but how does it smell?
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 15:26, archived)
# For a supposed CDC...
that is far to well drawn.!

Oh Woo is me though :D
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Topical
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 15:00, archived)
# gah
it's A-level English all over again!

woo and yay and repeat etc
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 15:04, archived)
# Pfft
Ugh, reminds me of my art teacher. She saw that quote, and spent about five minutes trying to translate it. How can you NOT KNOW?
Dumbass.
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 15:10, archived)
# That's bad.
And I hope everyone appreciates my use of a period barbiturate.

In the animation, that is.
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 16:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Van Gogh was a secret yo-yo whiz
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:56, archived)
# Goes in time with "Packt like sardines in a crushd tin box"
by radiohead.

Woo.
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 15:09, archived)
# Dominoes Toys, Leicester
charge £4.99 for a pack of 3 yo-yo strings

just as well Van Gogh was from Dutchland or somewhere
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 15:11, archived)
# I think this weeks compo was nicked from ImagineFX
www.imaginefx.com/02287754329827590980/imaginefx-issue-18.html

"This month we’ve got four Limited Edition covers for you to choose from (or collect). We’ve taken on four classic pieces of artwork and digitally re-imagined them for 2007.

Jason Chan recreates Bottecelli’s iconic Birth of Venus, and Melanie Delon puts her mark on Bouguereau’s The Rapture of the Psyche. Next up, Andrew Jones takes on one of the world’s most famous paintings – The Scream by Munch and last but not least, Loic Zimmermann paints some futuristic touches on The Kiss by Klimt."
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 15:20, archived)
# my kids love jumping in poodles
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:52, archived)
# :O
(gobsmacked)
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:57, archived)
# hahah!
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 15:11, archived)
# Just back from Sri Lanka
I thought I'd offer you a photo...

(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:24, archived)
# you go to sri lanka
and all we get is a bloody picture?
thanks.
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:27, archived)
# it was that or a wooden elephant
you don't deserve a wooden elephant
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:28, archived)
# aaaaawwww
i want a wooden elephant! it'd go great with the stacking turtles my sis is bringing me from spain.
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:29, archived)
# wooden elephant?
share! share!
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:30, archived)
# wooden elephants are the only souivenir in sri lanka
it's not quite as nice as I thought, what with the 3rd world status and civil war.

Still, cheap steak and beer.
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:34, archived)
# you can't whack a decent steak
as long as it's not donkey
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:40, archived)
# true true
but they do eat fruit bat out there. Would've liked to have tried that.
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:42, archived)
# have you tried snake?
it tastes like cardboardy chicken with the texture of rabbit. not bad, though.
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:44, archived)
# elephants?
is that why they have big ears?
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:45, archived)
# /wont pay the ransom blog
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 17:00, archived)
# you sod
i don't care anyway, apparently i'm getting a real treat from portugal
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:32, archived)
# Hahahaha!


(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:34, archived)
# has anyone done
a where's wally <> maddie shoppery?
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:37, archived)
# yes
lots
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:38, archived)
# sick
bastards
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:43, archived)
# hahaha
it wasn't me lol
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:45, archived)
# B3ta
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:47, archived)
# Yeah,
Especially those who leave their kids unattended whilst on holiday!
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:47, archived)
# they said that
loads of other parents would do the same. i would never do that!
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:49, archived)
# If you don't want to take the kids to a resturant,
don't have 'em in the first place.

Ooh! bash tieme
laters y'all
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:52, archived)
# 10 billion times
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:44, archived)
# lovely photo
well done
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Liar!
That's West Byfleet!
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Nice clouds.
I like clouds, me.
I took this in Orlando:
farm1.static.flickr.com/196/513285255_ab48881de3.jpg?v=0
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:34, archived)
# It looks like a flappy bird!
EDIT: Bloom? Shirley not?!
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:36, archived)
# I like the way the V shaped clouds placed centrally draw the eye down to the centre
of the picture, which then jumps across to the diagonal flag pole and rippling flag. The occupation of the lower quarter with the slightly convex horizon due to barrel distortion is also a interesting touch. The dark strip at the base frames the bottom of the picture.
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:35, archived)
# I liek pebbles.
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:36, archived)
# i liek
fruity pebbles
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:38, archived)
# I liek choooocolate milk.
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:39, archived)
# si
and i like potatoes
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:41, archived)
#
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:52, archived)
# SI!
AND I LIEK POTATOES!!!
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:53, archived)
# I liek ceeeeeereal
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:55, archived)
# together they're bloo cheese
my mate calls me cheese because he says i'm bizarre and i say things for no apparent reason.
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:57, archived)
# No
He calls you that coz of your feet smell:P
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 15:06, archived)
# my feet stink
but that's beside the point. all this talk of cheese is making me hungry, i'm off for lunch.
laters.
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 15:08, archived)
# before the last few films i've seen in the cinema,
they had a bloody long trailer with these things in - bloo and his crew
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 15:05, archived)
# FOr any real point
Or just a Foster's Home mini feature?
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 15:17, archived)
# I prefer bam bam


(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:40, archived)
# but he's not fruity
or is he?
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:43, archived)
# ooh
I love fluffy clouds!
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:43, archived)
#
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 14:48, archived)
# Dear Sir...
I recently ordered two items from your country. One was a small orphaned child from Sri Lanka and I notice that although the money has gone from my account that the child has not arrived.

The other item was a years supply of KY Jelly and that arrived intact and in good time.

Can you please advise on the delivery of the kid.?

Your's With Ghee
Mr Rosenberg
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 15:03, archived)

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