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# So I decided
it was time to kill off my twin...
photoshop+boredom=

CFB


'edit before someone else gets there' I now realise it appears that I am indeed bumming myself. :O
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# wolfbag much?
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# every time
it's the only way
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# that's just a picture of you and your twin
woo
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# Ah
Autopederism
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# Kill the doppelganger!
Does anyone know where that "Hi, I'm Will Smith, I'll be playing the part of Brad Pitt's reflection!" comic is?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:26, archived)
# it's
used as a reply here
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# woo
nice lense flare
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# pffft
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# LED daggers are the future
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:31, archived)
# it's also
got a clock radio built into the handle!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:32, archived)
# result!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:32, archived)
# so you know what time death set in

is it KILLING TIEM yet?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:33, archived)
#
i suggest you get your ceiling fixed or small people will hide class a drugs beind the wallpaper and you will be visited by the local constabulary.

1. hires small people
2. they plant drugs
3. phone crimestoppers
16. *PROFITS*
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:52, archived)
# damn!
now where am I going to hide my gear?!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:58, archived)
# Whelkum!
NSFW with SHELLFISH
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:09, archived)
# Spunk-tastic punnage!!!

I'm off to watch The last 3 eps of Heroes,
Night'all
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:10, archived)
# and thank you for that :)
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# awesome!
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# Why thank you!

and may I say what a magenta, yet uncrude cock you have!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:13, archived)
# NSFW!
A lovely idea, ruined by a real erect cock on my screen.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:13, archived)
# It's magenta, what more do you want
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:13, archived)
# Not to have an unlinked erect cock on my screen.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:14, archived)
# you are Queen Victoria
AICMFP
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:15, archived)
# she was always worried about getting sacked from her job for viewing porn
was queen vic
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:18, archived)
# pfffffft
You can't sack the Queen, you silly!

She can look at all the pr0n she wants, in fact she's notorious for it!

Queen takes Pawn:
yoink
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:23, archived)
# oh dear, teh punnage...
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:25, archived)
# if you cant move the 2 year old boys unintetional erection from your view
start noncing 2 year old girls again
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:19, archived)
# That one is real.???
The owner of that should really see a doctor.!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:14, archived)
# *goes to doctor
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:16, archived)
#
/pretends to be doctor
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:19, archived)
# *shows
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# compares to little finger
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:33, archived)
# *fluffs up a bit
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:34, archived)
# *exterminates*
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:24, archived)
# attack of the Galeks!
Galek
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:26, archived)
[challenge entry] This is poor, I'm sorry.


It's definitely poor... but it took me some time and so I'm uploading it anyway. Didn't at all work how it manifested itself in my imagination.
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# I'm
so confused.
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# hello
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# evening
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# chevrons are shit
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# o rly
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# yr prolly right
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# oh well
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# /o\
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# further!
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# \o/
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# \o/
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# are we all happy now?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:18, archived)
# I know I am
we've just made an Art™
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:19, archived)
# ^this
:)
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:19, archived)
# I don't know what that was all about
But it made a cool wave :)
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# chevronning
it's so wrong yet feels so right
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:22, archived)
# I do not understand.
But I am generally feeling that this would confuse drivers on the motorway.
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done
:)
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# I'm bored. And I found this. Sorry.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:04, archived)
# Found?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:05, archived)
# On my laptop.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:05, archived)
# the cock too?
or just the spunk?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:07, archived)
# Both.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:09, archived)
# *hands tissue*
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:09, archived)
# F*
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:06, archived)
# Text not even on a image!
(about half an inch under)
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:07, archived)
# pffft
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:07, archived)
# there is a cdc though
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:09, archived)
# Ok then,
CDC on a picture, with the text just under it!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:11, archived)
# And you think that's an insult do you?
EDIT: My Chemical Romance are vastly more successful than I am, make a stupid amount more money than I ever will and have shagged more women in a night than I will ever have a chance to gay.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:07, archived)
# yes of course
the insult of cerebral giants.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:08, archived)
# Christ.!
They are going to tear you limb from limb and throw you to Dimmu Borgir.!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:08, archived)
# or better yet
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:10, archived)
# OOoooooh weird...
I was going to say Lordi but then settled on Dimmu (ironic considering I like Lordi but hate Dimmu, hehe)
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# I like that...
But it took me ages to figure out where it was.

Looked like the ruins of the Reichstag. To pretend the yanks got there first lol.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:38, archived)
# Haha.....
I should have left Chewbacca in the corner...!!!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:45, archived)
# Or Hitler...
Either would do. Or Chewbacca with Hitler's 'tache.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 23:00, archived)
# Who do you think
is hiding within the skin?
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 0:51, archived)
# Hahahaha
Woo
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:41, archived)
# *keeps mouth shut about love for MCR*
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:10, archived)
# I like them too.
I'm trying to remember doing this image.

You have good taste in music.

You've mentioned Paramore twice in the list by the way.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:10, archived)
# :)
I know i have good taste. ;)
i did. i'll fix that.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:13, archived)
# You need more Biffy Clyro though.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:15, archived)
# Yeah, a list of shit bands isn't complete without them
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:17, archived)
# *reads list*
Incredible, four of those band are real, and good
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:16, archived)
# and
what 4 would that be?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:23, archived)
# *checks* Did you just add the Shins? That's five.
The Kooks, The Killers, AC/DC, Offspring and The Shins
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:26, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:38, archived)
# *glares*
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:10, archived)
# *cries*
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# Is that that new beebop music I hear all the kids listening to?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:25, archived)
# Just today there was a song on the radio by them
It was utter and complete shit, the person responsible for it should have their face removed slowly with a blunt axe
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:11, archived)
# That's not a very nice thing
to say about those gays.
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# the new ozzy album pisses on anything chemical romance have ever done
FACT!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 2:52, archived)
# The other girl, Whitney, and her friend Athena.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:55, archived)
# Rofle, emos
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# Finally...
Wasn't just me who thought that then.!?
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# would
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# roffly emos!
my favourite.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:58, archived)
# why the long face?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:56, archived)
# whitney has balding issues
compensated for somewhat by the cleavage however
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:56, archived)
# brilliant KK!
their eyes are majik
their lips do pout
the colours all change
when you're about!
woo & yay!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:58, archived)
# Yes!
I got a poem!
*puts in profile*
hello, sir. how are you?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:03, archived)
# finished work 2 hrs ago
meant to be having a nap but the lure of tatty and the board conspire to keep me from my slumbers!
How about yourself? What are you up to?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:11, archived)
# I am not up to much.
I am listening to Family FOrce 5 and drawing Soul Glow Activator.
Just incase you don't know who I'm talking about:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Family_Force_5
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:14, archived)
# what time is it in
your part of the world?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:23, archived)
# 5:40.
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# Aceness as ever!
Woo!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:59, archived)
# Are there lots of Athenas where you live?
Beautiful, as ever :D
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:59, archived)
# happy b3taday!!!
i said as much last night, but i think you'd gone
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:02, archived)
# There's one in my house
'ning Ivy!
:)
Ooh happy b3taday!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:02, archived)
# Is there? Cor!
I've never met one in real life.

'ning 'Pot! :D
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:11, archived)
# mount olympus?
edit: happy b3taday. where are my manners?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:03, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
and many more
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:03, archived)
# that's fucking hideous
aceness!
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# Sexy! Ta!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:12, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
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# Oddly...
no.
Happy b3taday ms.
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# Happy b3taday Veritas! :)
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:03, archived)
# hello Miss
you missed your cake yesterday so happy b3taday again

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:05, archived)
# those are magic candles!

and not just because they go on all day
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:09, archived)
# Hooray!
Thank you! :D
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:13, archived)
# HAPPY B3TADAY!!!
You're ALMOST my twin! :)

*caykes*

/relurk
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:05, archived)
# HAPPY B3TADAY
sexy lady!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:06, archived)
# Happy b3taday you person, you!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:10, archived)
# That's lovely
you have a cracking style. want a pic in my video?

Last call for pics for my b3ta youtube folks
The MP3 I made for it is now included in the post further down ( that details what the video is about ) but here is a link for anyone who would just like to listen to the type of audio stuff I compose.

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/site/audio/?/mp3/7998b5581b47a61b0a4caf594a5df27c_b3tardbashmash.mp3
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:00, archived)
# A pic in your video?
Ok. What is that mean?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:03, archived)
# follow
this post, www.b3ta.com/board/7232287 have a listen to the tune if you like, read the original post ( linked in that post ) and send me some links to pics you like.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:06, archived)
# reg was finding nemo in this one

he was so pisse he was on the phone for an hour telling me about crabs, bloody looney
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# that is far king soup herb mongy
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# Good one!
Is there a Reg retrospective?
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# these are ace
please post some more, for us to enjoy
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# nice work!
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# I require the source image.
for wankage......now.
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# Yes its a ZOMGREPOST, but i am bored and posted it late at night originally
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
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# :(
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# hello mate, how's it going?
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# Ahoy sailor!
Not bad!

Im living with Bunny in Aberdeen now!
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# i heard that
hope you are both happy and well
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# Big Up for Aberdeen
and it's radioactive beaches.
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# Well in which case I shall repost this from when the board fucked up and no one could reply to others posts.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:55, archived)
# Arf!
Very good:D
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:56, archived)
# I saw it, and chose not to reply :P


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# *goes and eats worms*
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# Hahaha
Loon
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# ready for a bit more?
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# HAHAHA!
these are ace, you unclefucker!

/waits for lemonparty
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:51, archived)
# Good heavens!
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# Hahahaha
I love these Terence and Phillip's odd adventures.
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# hahaha, need more dora
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# i heard she was sick
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# Pffft
It's funny because I just learned who Dora is, from the son of a mate of mine
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:56, archived)
# you're one up on me
the only time i have seen her is here!
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# you mean
there's a "nothere"?
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# that's handy
you're sorted for buying presents now
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# phoar!
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# Excellent! woo!
you donkey raping shit-eater!

*Waits to see other South Park Movie quotes*
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:54, archived)
# "Well what do you expect, they're Canadian!"
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# DOG SHIT TACO!
has to be in the top ten!
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# His lucky night...
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# hahaha
reminds me of myself when i was a nipper
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# Sid The Sexist's brother?
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# Hahaha
Frame 5: Looks at fist, eeeeeeyyyy!
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# haha!
i love these things of yours
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# haha
great as always
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# I pffft-ted at this.
woo!
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# hahahaha
Woooooo - eeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyy!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:59, archived)
# haha class
I met this bloke in a petrol station about 2 weeks ago at 3 in the morning. He asked me to check which one had the most boobs in then insited my female companions had a look through it with him. Then offered me a loan of it when he was finished.

Naturally, I said thanks very much and waited till he was done.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:26, archived)
# this could be syndicated
seriously, find out if you can get a porn mag deal
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 23:20, archived)
# "Sailors fighting in the kennel"
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# is that a pearoast?
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# Nope, just done it now!
Fresh from my mind!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:48, archived)
# my mistake then
sorry
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:51, archived)
# that's acelywoo
*pimps bowie onaskateboard for second unrelated time today*
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:46, archived)
# ha!
noice
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:46, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your David.?
Woo actually ;-). Nice.!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:47, archived)
# Nicely
Plus the name too :)
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# Nicely!
Woo
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# pretty damn good
may i say Woo!
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# if only...
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# You don't get out much do you.
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# has he set those women on fire as he passed?
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# You could burn a lot more than 7 people with a gallon of petrol.
But then racists are generally stupid.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:35, archived)
# You can, but it's like cooking a christmas pudding,
it's much more satisfying to make a little explosion.
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# I belive the term is
'special needs'
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# HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*ignores*
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# Deary me
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# only 7 per gallon?
roffles
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:37, archived)
# burn mother fucker
burn fucker burn.....
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:44, archived)
# Going to have to use it now...
YOU LOVE IT.!!!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:39, archived)
# the lack of ...
skills and the joke made me chuckle ...
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:41, archived)
# I don't understand
are you suggesting burning muslim womens?

that's not nice
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:43, archived)
# no it isn't,
but what the hay
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# hahahaha
:D
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# pffffft
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# tis easier ...
more material to soak and go up innit ... say if you took those african women that don't even wear bras ...
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:45, archived)
# those crazy braless wimmins!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:47, archived)
# Those seams are hard to come by these days
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:45, archived)
# i believe he has a 5 year supply
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[challenge entry] good evening all, I trust you are all good?
when art collides?


Click it for big (fucking massive in fact, 440k)

sorry for the lack of hummus but I am just not feeling it today
EDIT: is anyone feeling it today?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:26, archived)
# personally
I'm feeling like whisked shit being raped inside a blender

:D

and this image is odd, it scares me :D
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:40, archived)
# is it that odd?
a least I got 1 reply
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:42, archived)
# I think it's a bank holiday thing
most of the people with lives are probably so pissed up by now that the computer is just a rotating blur some distance away from them that is unreachable
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:43, archived)
# and the fact I put some effort in
unlike mateyboy above :(
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:45, archived)
# yes
it's a messed up world of stuff

I have no ability for rational thought at the moment, I have teeth blight

:(
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:46, archived)
# Don't take it as a measure to your work
I at least am struggling in photoshop with some real work, so can only keep poking my face in ever so infrequently! Bank holidays are always quiet fella :)
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:49, archived)
# yeah
if people don't comment

it means it's too intellectual for them innit :D
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:50, archived)
# it is a pet hate of mine
I throw some effort into it, then it gets all but ignored

:(
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:52, archived)
# Join the club then :)
but don't take it personally, the board is a strange beast.. look how it reacts if someone fucks up. Fifty 'hamtouchers' and read the FAQ's, whilst genuine effort can be uncommented upon.

That's how it is
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:57, archived)
# this is true
time for beer :)
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:00, archived)
# I'm just feeling extremely bored today
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:46, archived)
# me too
not that I don't have stuff to do

I'm just a lazy bastard
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:48, archived)
# restless or bored?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:48, archived)
# bored, really
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:52, archived)
# I cleaned the kitchen today
including the cooker, it was no small task, but it looks better now
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:54, archived)
# did that
plus the garden

still bored :(
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:55, archived)
# I was meant to
be revising
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:58, archived)
# hahahahahaha
crazy woo just for you!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:53, archived)
# cheers
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:55, archived)
# Blimey!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:12, archived)
# apologies
this is pants - but I wasn't around for the relevant compo - probably been done anyway.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:22, archived)
# ...yet you decided to post it anyway

hmm?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:23, archived)
# Yeah
It is a bit flash in the pan.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:24, archived)
# spang
spang spang spang spang spang spang spang spang spang spang
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:24, archived)
# That got a RL giggle for about 20 seconds there:P
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:26, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:27, archived)
# *comedy trombone*
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:24, archived)
# *anarchy cornet*
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:26, archived)
# *vague sense of disillusionment tuba*
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:30, archived)
# *painful memory timpani*
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:31, archived)
# *unexpected triangle*
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:29, archived)
# *rectal collapse sitar*
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:33, archived)
# winner
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:35, archived)
# \o/
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:41, archived)
# ha ha
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:28, archived)
# I had to bookmark that
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:30, archived)
# it's great
it took me ages to find and bookmark!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:35, archived)
# hehehehehehe
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:30, archived)
# Flush Gordon?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:11, archived)
# FLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSHHHHHH AHHHHH
HE'll BLOCK THE PLUMBING UP
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:24, archived)
# A KillerKitti fangirl who asked me to draw her. Angela.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:04, archived)
# lovely
did you tell her she had a 6-legged spider on her chest?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:07, archived)
# No...
but the emails her and her friend sent me...well...here's an example:
well me and a friend were bored in class. and we decided to surf the web. and we were lookin at images of chris from cobra starship and ur site came up. we just wanted to let u no that u r very very good. and we r jelous! lol haha but yeah if ur ever lookin for nething new to draw... WEre here!! =]] hahah lol well i would appreciate it if u write back. well thank u. ttyl =]]
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:11, archived)
# you kerazy kids
and your interweb ways. ;)
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:18, archived)
# I'd have written back, correcting her spelling and grammar.
But that's because I'm a pedantic git.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:18, archived)
# Well done!
:)
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:18, archived)
# I REALLLLLLYY wanted to.
But I knew I had to be sorta professional about it.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:21, archived)
# A correctly written email
should have been the price you charged for the picture.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:23, archived)
# Five MILLION of your Earth pounds.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:40, archived)
# sigh.
one day, reference works on English will say:

"you are" - ancient form of 'ur'.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:18, archived)
# what will they say about apostrophes?
"[Ancient English] A mark sometimes used to demonstrate a possessive relationship, plurals, or just at random all over the place for no reason"
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:21, archived)
# The latter, ftw!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:21, archived)
# yeah man
it drives me banana's innit :D
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:22, archived)
# You can tell that where I live is a bit posh
The greengrocers use correct punctuation.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:24, archived)
# greengrocers posh?!?!
blimey

you must live somewhere like Hyphen-By-Ra or something :D
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:25, archived)
# It may be a bit posh
but it's called Nork.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:27, archived)
# Nork you say
there's comedy value in that

:D
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:28, archived)
# Oh there definitely is.
Especially for Nork Park.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:31, archived)
# do they have a sign up?
"pick your own" ?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:33, archived)
# Hahahaha
Not until I fix my printer.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:34, archived)
# *glees*
:D
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:42, archived)
# Oh ba'by!
you'r aposto'phe's drive me ma''''d!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:24, archived)
# *spluff's*
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:25, archived)
#
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:25, archived)
# you should animate that
:D
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:26, archived)
# oh! you mean xmas. you must be using an archaic pronounciation, like when you say "ask" instead of aks
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:23, archived)
# Pffft!
And somehow from that you could tell she wanted a picture?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:21, archived)
# did you answer: 'what?'

(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Lovely!
I've missed your pics, whilst I was away.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:08, archived)
# :)
well, you're back now!
where were you?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:09, archived)
# Nowhere,
but without webs at home for three and a half months.



orange are cnuts
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:10, archived)
# Oooh.
I'm so so so sorry. i hate losing interwebs.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:12, archived)
# reg asked me to draw this image of him in greece
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:10, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:11, archived)
# Why did you chop him up?


(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:11, archived)
# he be using his soft down feather to float
funny story, just out of shot is a greek waiter with his kebab and beer, he's a crazy coconut is our reg
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:13, archived)
# I can see him floating in the water
with a cocktail just out of shot
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:15, archived)
# is that a self assembly dukduk?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:21, archived)
# Looks like water not greece
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:38, archived)
# Not Rippon surely?!
Woo
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:11, archived)
# I didn't realise you used to be F3ral!
Why the name change?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:12, archived)
# everyone thought he was an arse
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:14, archived)
# I shall refrain from making the obvious reply
Hard as it is.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:15, archived)
# I had to change it
As he was after my boy bits:P
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:23, archived)
# Yet you are still mongychops
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:19, archived)
# trademark
the butchers will be bigger than dewhursts within 10 years
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:25, archived)
# Sorry I thought it was from your school reports.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:29, archived)
# nah, they always said disrubtive influence
and a poor spella
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:40, archived)
# I got declawed
I had it ten years and I fancied a change. So I spent 20 months with Trappist monks meditating under a waterfall, wrapped in in a kid goat skins pondering teh meaning of existence to find a new nick.


(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:18, archived)
# Rippon?
What?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:12, archived)
# Damn you youngun's
*shakes fist*

*still has change from shiny sixpence*

Angela Rippon was a famous newsreader in 347BC.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:19, archived)
# And she appeared in the first issue of 2000AD
In the strip 'Invasion' which I have just started re-reading.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:29, archived)
# and she's mentioned in a billy bragg song
not that that helps
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:32, archived)
# Mentioning musical acts that KillerKitti has never heard of
what goes around comes around.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:33, archived)
# And she keeps live puppies in her underwear.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:35, archived)
# yeah,
but i do that.
who doesn't?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:41, archived)
# The bones popping when you sit down heavily
make me hard.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:44, archived)
# I don't
(prefer them dead)
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:44, archived)
# These people scared me even before they got the swap.
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:59, archived)
# ARGHHHH ARGHHHH ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM*
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:01, archived)
# Wouldn't touch em with YOUR willeh.!!!
My god man, where do you meet these people.?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:01, archived)
# they remind me of that german brother & sister who wanted to get married
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:02, archived)
# O_O
those crazy germans!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:22, archived)
# I feel an immense shudder in teh force
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:03, archived)
# By the look of them I think the force just got raped!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:04, archived)
# I think b3ta is still getting back onto it's feet
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:06, archived)
# i've had worse
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:04, archived)
# Are you, perchance, German.?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:05, archived)
# John Boorman's
next casting session!!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:09, archived)
# they could've just as easily swapped clothes
and I would have believed you did a headswap

also: I just found this ancient pic
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:17, archived)
# that's all the right kind of oldskool
i'm still laughing
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:27, archived)
# source pic
for wanking purposes
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:28, archived)
# well, I've thought about it
and this picture is going to give me nightmares


so *cleek*
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:49, archived)
# Some more vector faces ....
7 Shape vectors all drawn on Xara Xtreme Pro by hand ...











----
FLASH SCREEN SAVER v0.1 (Alpha)
----
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:48, archived)
# spiffing dali !
most woo
( i recognise that moustache www.b3ta.com/board/7229763 )
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:51, archived)
# this?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:15, archived)
# woo
dali
david bellemy
hugh lurie
mick jagger
?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:52, archived)
# i thought
third one was spacey, although the green hair threw me, could be joe strummer as well
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:56, archived)
# I can only see 4?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:57, archived)
# 4k off
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:04, archived)
# is it
humphrey bogart?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:01, archived)
# I reckon Bogart, too
but number 2 has me stumped.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:17, archived)
# no.2
writer, drinker, plays the horses, california via germany ... GOD!


If this any help here's another one that I'm currently working on of the same guy ... about half finished.


(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:44, archived)
# scaramonga!!
i'm sorry but i don't know him, the work's woo though
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 22:08, archived)
# second one
is it pat morita (mr miyagi)?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:04, archived)
# that bottom one
is it irene who was in 'home and away'?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:55, archived)
# think more ...
teeth and singing pets
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:56, archived)
# ester rancid?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:57, archived)
#
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:05, archived)
# wasn't she blonde?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:56, archived)
# Deep and thoughtful


Oh look, the Tiger's almost gone :(
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:28, archived)
# 'Neil - your fluff's on fire!'
very nice - i want to hug them and pat them and call them george - WOO!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:45, archived)
# Hahahahaha
oh that second episode was fire itself
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:48, archived)
# if we cant sneak a young ones reference in at least once a day
we're not really trying are we!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:51, archived)
# Sketchy


Just a bit of drawing I did yesterday between revision sessions :) On that note, I'm dedicating this to wjh31, who has lots of exams this week - good lucks :D
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:27, archived)
# meh
so does everyone else
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:29, archived)
# I don't have any exams!
nyaa nyaa!

*dances*
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:23, archived)
# it's good. i like it
good lucks, exam-laden cambridge types
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:36, archived)
# thank you
it'll all be over for me by friday afternoon, 8th for her, and then holiday till the start of october, oh we are worked so hard...

edit: we'll be kind when we become your boss
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:37, archived)
# i hope not. i'm at least 10 years older than you
and i went to an older, more established university...
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:44, archived)
# the other place?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:45, archived)
# no, yours is the other place
i'd've thought they'd taught you at least something?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:46, archived)
# they taught
me Ass-Kicking the Dark Side 101
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:46, archived)
# well you're better than st johns atleast
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:50, archived)
# Leonard Cohen!
Aaaah! Socialist types!!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:46, archived)
# yes, i went to the university of leonard co-
oh, yes. my profile. i forgot about that
when i looked at yours a minute ago, it said you'd posted 1337 messages. i thought it was speaking h4x0r at me
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:49, archived)
# 1337!
hehe :)
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:54, archived)
# ta muchly
:)
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:37, archived)
# That's very nice
Shame there is not a massive version or I'd have been on that like a peadophile priest at a scout jamboree in a rush to ink it for you.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:50, archived)
# damn!
it was huge earlier...i scaled it big time

edit: mr. man sitting opposite me is uploading a big 'un as we speak
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:52, archived)
# enjoy
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:55, archived)
# ooh cheers.
I'll have a crack at it shortly ( when I've found somewhere to host an MP3 and been to the offie for beer.)
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:57, archived)
[challenge entry] That's no globe!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:26, archived)
# The cunning fiend master general himself
author of the doctrine of teh fear itself

Woo
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:29, archived)
# kinda funny looking
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

i'm stuck in film mode i'm afraid.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:25, archived)
# What is that painting with a Ford Crown Victoria in?
And what are those people with no faces doing?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:27, archived)
# how can you recognise
the car, from a dodgy quality shot of the front?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:41, archived)
# Standard NY taxi cab
Right.?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:44, archived)
# Only four cars have headlights like that
And that's a Ford
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:01, archived)
# Yah.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:27, archived)
# Yay!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:30, archived)
# Scanned and stolen but worth the post...
Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us

(yes imageshack, I am sorry.!)
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:36, archived)
# haha
i was on the discovery ship the other day
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:21, archived)
# Being stuck in film mode is good, sir!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:31, archived)
# nicely fargoed, sir
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:37, archived)
[challenge entry] and they're always glad you came


90% lurk, 2% post, 8% learning the gimp the hard way... be gentle :)
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:06, archived)
# "8% learning the gimp the hard way..."
New BDSM porn from instantiator!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:08, archived)
# The correct term is 'teaching' not 'learning'
*tut* chavs
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:21, archived)
# tis good
would be improved by having the window slightly lighter, i assume you've darkened it deliberatly (as bars are darker than diners?) but you can't really see inside

also compo it, it is most compoworthy
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:09, archived)
# 2 months and 21 days
is hardly lurkage
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 20:40, archived)
# I recognised teh lurkage


I can tell by the angle of the light in the shop at the end.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:12, archived)
# This was so woo first time round, it demands an hour earlier.. :)
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 21:41, archived)

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