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seemore butts and ronald jezza boba fett terminator and halacopertrer

lol!

what a carry on!

(Richard Pryor setting himself on fire while freebasing crack cocaine in the 80's I ONLY USE PAINT!!?!?!?!!, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:15, archived)

I don't understand this

but I love your username. therefore it's ace :)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:20, archived)

inspired by: b3ta.com/board/7235367

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:05, archived)

He clearly needs to reduce his gumball footprint.

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:06, archived)

that zach braff

is such a litter bug

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:07, archived)

i am amused

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spacefish bong!, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:08, archived)

I was enjoying a bottle of beer, and then I flicked through your profile. Now I'm convinced it tastes salty.

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:14, archived)

haha!

dispenser foot!

nyaa nyaa you've got dispenser foot!

also, I return to the borad and it's gone all zach braff, what the thing is going on?!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:16, archived)

It's only 1 foot

actually it's more like 16 inches

b-dum tish!

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:23, archived)

*trombone action*

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:25, archived)

I dun a non-compo art

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in vino veritas, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:02, archived)

Woo!

That's noice.

Is it 100% vector, or is the background filtered?

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:04, archived)

It is 0% vector!

\o/

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in vino veritas, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:05, archived)

But, but...

*checks username again*

*Faints*

Hehe, 'tis lully really!

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:06, archived)

0%??????

*world collapses*

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mutster101 fell over, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:06, archived)

I know her!

that's very ace. Nice work around the eyes.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:05, archived)

me too

it's zach braff

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spacefish bong!, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:06, archived)

it's also very lovely

and it was most rude of me to put a stupid quip ahead of saying how lovely it was

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spacefish bong!, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:07, archived)

well if it makes you feel any better

I was half way through typing 'look, it's Zack Braff!' when I felt overwhelmed with guilt for e-weeing one someone's hard work, and didn't post it.

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vladimir, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:12, archived)

But it is Zach Braff!

*cries*

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in vino veritas, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:12, archived)

nice work

lovely style

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:07, archived)

very nicely done

i've just drawn a vector of blue cow for my nephew

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mutster101 fell over, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:07, archived)

Hooray for Blue Cow!

She wonders!

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in vino veritas, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:12, archived)

Blue Cow is a nutcase

share please, if not least for my son too

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:14, archived)

done :)

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mutster101 fell over, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:22, archived)

yay

that is absolutely stunning. No I don't mean TUTT, who is of course. You know I love my arty stuff. I hope you do more in this style.

Did you see my Tom Hanks btw?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:08, archived)

No, I don't think I did

Linky?

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in vino veritas, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:11, archived)

I only mention it

as it is similar in technique.

Click for bigger (243KB)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:19, archived)

He looks like Data from Star Trek

It's the hair ;)

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in vino veritas, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:20, archived)

'sniffs'

and goes back to the drawing board.

I'm doing Jessie next ( oo-er ) but have not decided on a style. I might just go all out and pencil her from scratch.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:23, archived)

Cor!

Jessie is sexy :D

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in vino veritas, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:26, archived)

judging by the pictures she sent me today

you have no idea. I dropped my monocle.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:29, archived)

Lucky bastard

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in vino veritas, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:33, archived)

lovely stuffs.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:37, archived)

Venus in that Clamshell anyone?

Probably bindun

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JebediahSpringfield, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:56, archived)

is that Zach Braff?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:58, archived)

Wrong thread?

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:59, archived)

SCREW YOU, FREAKSHOW!

;)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:01, archived)

*bends over*

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:03, archived)

ringring ringring ringring ri -

- Hello?
- Hello, who's that?
- Look, you called me? Who are YOU?
- It's Zack Braff...
- Oh not again Zack, what is it this time?

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vladimir, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:01, archived)

I'm Zach Braff

And so's my wife

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:02, archived)

and so's my wife's dog

and her dog's tennis partners.

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vladimir, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:02, archived)

arf!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 29 May 2007, 21:05, archived)

-well, I got the shit beat out of me at another rally

-what the hell did I tell you about rallies?
-don't go...
-and what did you do?
-I went...
-that's right.
-and there is a picture of me on the internet
-well, it's your damn fault
-they put text on the picture.
-they WHAT?
-well, not really on the picture, but next to it.
-how dare they.

(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:03, archived)

well Zack,

- they just DO dare, because they're like that.
- ....
- Oh now Zack don't start sulking again.

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vladimir, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:05, archived)

Venus in a Clamshell

TURTLEPOWER!

sorry

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:58, archived)

got any good images for me?

(johnx1 I steal your images and make money from them, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:59, archived)

rummage in "Nuts" dustbins

they threw away 1,000's of good ones this afternoon

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:21, archived)

arf

arf i say

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:53, archived)

haha

you can steal mine if you like, you'll only get a bollocking from Steve at IPC again.

knows it's not really him

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:32, archived)

Is that

Venus?

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:59, archived)

no, its a russian gaymosexual

(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:01, archived)

like the famous Zach Braff?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:04, archived)

in today's newspaper

(it says: queer rights activists arrested in Russia)
A serious beating. That's what you'll get for capers in Russia.

I think it's Zach Braff.

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notshitashi OMOH, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:43, archived)

queers

lol

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:44, archived)

Scrubs???

is that Zach Braff?

(monstermunchqueen a queen for the people, by the people, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:44, archived)

Pe-roast alert

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:48, archived)

Is that Zach Braaf?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:49, archived)

no, it's a Russian Gaymosexual

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:50, archived)

they should mirror the image for full effect.

(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:50, archived)

isn't that ironic?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:51, archived)

certainly is.

those Russians hate gays yet know nothing of English abbreviations

(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:52, archived)

Is that Faarb Kcaz?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:51, archived)

no, it's a lauxesomyaG naissuR

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:55, archived)

yup :)

without a face - i never finished it

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:50, archived)

How does he smell?

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:02, archived)

....

is that zack braff?

([email protected], Tue 29 May 2007, 20:45, archived)

quite clearly it is

([email protected], Tue 29 May 2007, 20:46, archived)

TOAP sidebar?

Haven't seen that function on GIMP ;)

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:45, archived)

pfah

I just deleted the text not to violate any copyrights.
So it's shopped and it's not TOAP. I backdoored b3tan policies.

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notshitashi OMOH, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:59, archived)

Meh

Thanks for the unshopped picture from a newspaper. I have the new Ikea catalog here, I'll scan it in and post it later. My favourite product is the Totaal Laak.
/ninja'd
Edit: Is that Zack Braaf?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:45, archived)

ha ha ha

hooraye for considered spite!

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vladimir, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:46, archived)

I like the jooar faayl personally.

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:05, archived)

bad, bad,

bad russian policemen. If we all frown at them really sternly that'll teach them.

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vladimir, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:45, archived)

Is that

Zach Braff?

(Moo Lefty Drinking From His Own Udders since, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:45, archived)

Woo

a big wiggity-woo for gay-russian doppleganger zach braff!!!

([email protected], Tue 29 May 2007, 20:47, archived)

bet none of them had cocks this glassy

EDIT: Is that Zack Braff?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:46, archived)

yes

they should've mirrored the pic for maximum effect though

isn't that ironic?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:46, archived)

so ironic we'll need 10.000 spoons to sort it out

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:49, archived)

rofl zach braff lol

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Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:48, archived)

Hang on,

isn't that...no wait, it can't be...yes, by Jove, it is! It's Zack Braff!

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vladimir, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:51, archived)

SHIT ME!

ITS ZACH BRAFF!

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:53, archived)

No it isn't.

Of course it isn't. It looks nothing like him. Where did you get an idea like that?

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vladimir, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:55, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7235437

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:56, archived)

Who's that?

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:54, archived)

The Thames

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:55, archived)

with John Peel and the Pope goatseing a whale frantically

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:56, archived)

Zackski Braafski

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:56, archived)

text next to a picture

lol?
EDIT: Is that Zach someoneIdon'tgiveafuckabout?

(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:56, archived)

Am I Zach Braff?

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 29 May 2007, 20:59, archived)

yes

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:02, archived)

No I'm Zach Braff....

^{and so's my wife}

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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:13, archived)

Hey look, it's

Zach Braff!

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numberbruncher - correct by nature, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:00, archived)

Ahahaha

Zach Braff beaten up by Boris Johnson!

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:03, archived)

When Thomas retired...

(beardybeardbeard, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:38, archived)

nice job

(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:39, archived)

....HE GOT SOME BAD-ASS MOFO TIRES, Y'ALL!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:40, archived)

HE NEEDS RIMS

(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:40, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:45, archived)

woo

i said smile for me baby/whatcha lookin at?
let me see your grill/let you see my what?
yea yea, your grill/yea yea your grill
rob a jewelry store and tell them make me a grill

(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:49, archived)

sorry.

but i will leave the above post so the world can know my shame.

(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:50, archived)

haha!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:35, archived)

damn right.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 29 May 2007, 20:40, archived)

dug this out

([email protected], Tue 29 May 2007, 20:41, archived)

didnt know graham hill had driven percy......

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Ralph farts in your general direction, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:49, archived)

Noooooooooooo!

Cyborg Jonny 5!!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:43, archived)

frakes on a train

(mogfather has just climbed off your mum, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:56, archived)

ceci n'est pas une image absente

([email protected], Tue 29 May 2007, 20:36, archived)

hahahahahaha, I like that for an idea - compo it!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:37, archived)

Why?

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:37, archived)

that image should be a few megs.

You didn't listen!

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Frizbeast Flipper Baby, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:38, archived)

Eco

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rjmrjm, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:34, archived)

genius

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:35, archived)

You sir,

Win the internet + 1

(Bryn not Brian, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:36, archived)

^ this + chilli sauce and chips

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:33, archived)

This is most satisfying

78% of my RDA of hatstand

edit:oooo, grats on FP : )

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:37, archived)

pfft

And what about his graphite footprint?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:38, archived)

ahha

first thing I thought too :D

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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:20, archived)

graphite is carbon

*stick tongue behind lower lip*
NUUUUUUUH!

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:32, archived)

but what about his buckminsterfullerene footprint?

eh? EH?!

(simod, Wed 30 May 2007, 12:33, archived)

haha!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:38, archived)

*clicks*

/relurks

(J.T., Tue 29 May 2007, 20:39, archived)

-inserts jokes about retracing his steps-

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 29 May 2007, 20:40, archived)

hahaha

*clicks*

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Bazmonkey baws!, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:41, archived)

pfffft

i likes his snazzy hat :)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:44, archived)

Hahaha

Top

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:58, archived)

hahaha

its the jokes that count! and thats a fine joke :)

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the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:44, archived)

the fucker should hop.

(waxdart hello., Wed 30 May 2007, 10:35, archived)

How can you hop without knees?

Eh?

WYH that's ace!

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GordonShowers, Wed 30 May 2007, 22:11, archived)

has he tried

shoes?

(Jallagher, Wed 30 May 2007, 11:53, archived)

How much do you hate your housemate?

(Borusa's Weetabix, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:26, archived)

I'm sensing 'issues'

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:26, archived)

Hahahahahahaha

Shat in his socks at a guess

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:28, archived)

hehehe

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:33, archived)

^This.

In a big way.

But then don't we all have a few issues.

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:35, archived)

yorkshire men have t'issues

dirty boys!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:38, archived)

I'm assuming

your mate's female.

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Frizbeast Flipper Baby, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:28, archived)

you edited!

Did she enter the room or something? ;)

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Bazmonkey baws!, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:38, archived)

Backs away slowly

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Bazmonkey baws!, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:29, archived)

Hmmmm

and yet you haven't moved out...

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in vino veritas, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:30, archived)

Why move out

when you can slit open the wrapper...etc?

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Bazmonkey baws!, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:31, archived)

argh mindpiss

frot you, bitch

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mutster101 fell over, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:32, archived)

why do that

when you can move out?

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Drunken Vet, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:53, archived)

why move out when you can just interfere with tampons?

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mutster101 fell over, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:31, archived)

Exactly

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Bazmonkey baws!, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:32, archived)

*fears*

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:32, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

oh my

*wipes tear from japseye*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:37, archived)

I can't help wondering

what happens when your housemate gets in first. These things are seldom one-sided :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:41, archived)

I'm not sure but...

... I think she's using my, er, personal accessory on the dog.

(Borusa's Weetabix, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:45, archived)

Well

at least the dog's happy.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:48, archived)

I've just changed the cat litter.

He was so impressed that he went straight into the yard for a shit instead.

Fucking useless cat, but I love him to bits.

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finnbar has officially retired, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:51, archived)

'nings

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:16, archived)

hahahahahahahaha

(Londingham ., Tue 29 May 2007, 20:31, archived)

That dog is an anachronism

Dogs weren't invented until the Irish did, in 1948

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:34, archived)

There is no breed of dog

called an achronism. I looked it up.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:42, archived)

Check under

Staffordshire Bull Anachronism

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:48, archived)

you looked in the cats' encyclopedia

AICMFP

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:48, archived)

Nicely!

Woo

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:35, archived)

'ning

one in the beret looks like david mitchell.

(Livi70590 Did not vote Conservative on:, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:36, archived)

???

([email protected], Tue 29 May 2007, 20:16, archived)

I like.

edit: looks a bit like a space shuttle?

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Frizbeast Flipper Baby, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:17, archived)

Somebody should make one with a fuck-off huge filesize

and have it say "This is not an optimized image."

(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:20, archived)

Huge, like

moar than 2k overlimit?
That's certain Troll-bait!
PHAK, PHAK, PHAK!

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Frizbeast Flipper Baby, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:28, archived)

which is why I don't want to do it!

(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:30, archived)

Just how big

IS too big?
Seems like a coupla megs aught to
send smoke pouring outtern
a few machines. . .

(

Frizbeast Flipper Baby, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:33, archived)

when you start seeing hands on ham

you know you've made it big enough.

(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:38, archived)

LOVELY

/soz capslock

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:20, archived)

THAT'S OK

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:24, archived)

WELL THAT'S A RELIEF

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:29, archived)

Nice

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in vino veritas, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:23, archived)

a woo yay to your woo

([email protected], Tue 29 May 2007, 20:25, archived)

Hi, Cdcalorum

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Frizbeast Flipper Baby, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:31, archived)

haha, woo!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:24, archived)

I lOVE IT!!

([email protected], Tue 29 May 2007, 20:27, archived)

Random cat

([email protected], Tue 29 May 2007, 20:10, archived)

wiggedy wiggedy wow check check mutha fucka

random cat is here he's gonna own all you suckas.
rollin' in his chevrolet
sippin' his Courvoisier
random cat knows how to play

(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:17, archived)

let me be the first to say

dictionary.reference.com/browse/random

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:17, archived)

ha!

I got my rap in before you posted!

(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:18, archived)

yeah, but you didn't post the link

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:21, archived)

I'm not in a fluffy mood

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:30, archived)

awww

(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:31, archived)

would

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:39, archived)

A wide range.....

(biohazardwombat, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:03, archived)

That's not real.

The vicar's wearing eyeliner.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:21, archived)

Its

also Ozzy Osbourne... cos he's a vicar...

(biohazardwombat, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:39, archived)

homage or fromage?

original here: www.b3ta.com/board/7211793#post7211893

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:03, archived)

woo

to that.

I say homage

(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:06, archived)

make more sense little engine

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:06, archived)

Haha lovely!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:11, archived)

schmerg schmerg!

merm merm!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:20, archived)

When Lucasarts and b3ta collide...No. 2 - Monkey Island

(Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:01, archived)

i remember that

my bum is yours

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wjh31, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:02, archived)

*lubes up*

Can you fight like a dairy farmer though?

(Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:03, archived)

I know that guy from somewhere.

(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:10, archived)

With that hair

GMOS is even more sexeh!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:13, archived)

ah, the good old days

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:12, archived)

*waits*

*waits some more*

(Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:21, archived)

That's an Everquest screenshot isn't it?

/hangs head in shame at recognising it blog

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:33, archived)

I honestly don't know

just googled for 'quest', I think

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:35, archived)

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hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Tue 29 May 2007, 19:57, archived)

Not with that freaky eye it isn't

*shudders*

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in vino veritas, Tue 29 May 2007, 19:58, archived)

aww i think tis cute

know its proably a lil late but happy b3taday too, sorry i missed it.
Was there cake? did you save me some?

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hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:00, archived)

Thank you! There was cake

But I ate it. There's some yoghurt in the fridge though, if you want it...

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in vino veritas, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:01, archived)

That's like saying

No, you can't have a blowjob but I will shake your hand :)
'ning Ivy!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:06, archived)

Ningles!

*shakes hand* :D

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in vino veritas, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:08, archived)

*Gives cake*

;)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:13, archived)

Cor!

*loosens collar* :D

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in vino veritas, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:15, archived)

it's never fluffeh time

*kicks him in the throat*

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 29 May 2007, 19:59, archived)

you got that right!

good evening all!
how was nooby tuesday?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:00, archived)

dunno chief, been in and out of conciousness all day

i imagine it's been much the same as it always is

how's stuff and stuff?

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:01, archived)

stuff's fine

and the stuff too

how's the princess?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:13, archived)

asleep a lot

but other than that doing very well indeed! ta :)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:18, archived)

nooby tuesday was spend doing 6 hrs of nasty exams

you're not allowed b3ta in them

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wjh31, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:02, archived)

What subject(s)?

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in vino veritas, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:04, archived)

starting new threads, threadjacking and woo-ing a woo

is my guess

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:16, archived)

exams?

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:05, archived)

no?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:01, archived)

aww *offers hug*

Come 'ere ya big softie

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hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:03, archived)

that's more like it

edit: i've always considered calling my next dog "Bastard Nails", this dog looks like a Bastard Nails.

"Bastard Nails" or "Fucker"

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:03, archived)

Aww he is ALL of the lullies

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:12, archived)

Yes!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:12, archived)

alright then

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:14, archived)

Hahaha

www.b3ta.com/board/7234110

You weren't around chap! :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:19, archived)

Ha!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:32, archived)

Always!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:11, archived)

Back to whence you came, demon!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:20, archived)

More creationist nonsense

\
News story

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 29 May 2007, 19:50, archived)

Well of course

Those razor-sharp fangs were for use against the really aggressive vegetables.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 29 May 2007, 19:56, archived)

no they only evolved them after the fall of man

no wait...
fuck

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wjh31, Tue 29 May 2007, 19:56, archived)

Ugh

They had to sign contracts? What if you broke your contract and suddenly realized creationism is shite?

Woo-ful shop.

(britishbroccoli, Tue 29 May 2007, 19:58, archived)

interesting story

i'm glad i don't teach science in the USA
(and i imagine a lot of you out there are glad you don't teach science here in the UK...)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 29 May 2007, 19:58, archived)

my science book had a whole chapter on the scientific theories of how life started

like, the amino acids from comets, the bubbles of fats that turned into a cell membrane after, the Miller-Urey experiment. Then at the end it mentions how none of these are proven and that there could be a cause they haven't thought of. Then it mentions creationism and how that is what some people believe. It wasn't even that tag that they put on the books in Kansas, but it still made me feel sad.

(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:03, archived)

unfortunately it's still like that today

whenever i have to teach any of this stuff it's always recommended to put some sort of disclaimer such as this.

a recent lesson i taught about carbon dating was titled "Is the Turin Shroud a fake?". I heard a sharp intake of breath from the more religious in the group.

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:07, archived)

but it is a fake.

I thought the church decided on that finally. Anyways, that is pretty interesting. In my school even the most devout girl (she was DEVOUT I tell you. Said grace in the cafeteria, was nice to people) knew that you aren't supposed to show that you have a stance in religion when it comes to teaching in a public school.

(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:11, archived)

wasn't there some tv programme a while ago claiming it was a medieval attempt at photography?

that would be cool

but also very sad if true, if that's the only photo that got made until several hundred years later

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:24, archived)

Bill Hicks

did ask the very reasonable question - "why do creationists seem so unevolved"?

Did he ever get an answer?

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:02, archived)

A response in the form of

eternal damnation, but I don't know if that qualifies as an answer.

(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:04, archived)

Well

it does seem a touch dogmatic

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:11, archived)

I never understand how fundementalists function properly in a modern society.

My church's priests knew that the Bible wasn't entirely factual to the very letter, and made sure that they taught the lessons the Bible was trying to teach, not how if you are a leper you should always thank Jesus. And they were Catholic. Religion is so boggling.

(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:13, archived)

That museum is a nonsense!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 May 2007, 20:09, archived)

Rene's brother Trevor didn't have the same panache...