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# Q&D
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 7:57, archived)
# Top bit looks like it's gone to mold.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 8:02, archived)
# The top bit
as you so eloquently put it is unshopped
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 8:52, archived)
# Horses ass...ahahahaha!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 8:05, archived)
# Haha


(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 8:18, archived)
# SEMI-UNEXPECTED HORSE!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 8:36, archived)
# PARTIALLY ANTICIPATED GIRAFFE
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 9:26, archived)
# BLANTANTLY OBSCURED CHESTNUT
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:02, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
Funny.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 8:53, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaahaha
ace. i would say first click of the day but i already clicked something else :)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:04, archived)
# Amazing what clicking a single button can do.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 7:01, archived)
# Nice . . . it's also amazing what eating buttons can do.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 7:12, archived)
# Buttons?! I think you'll find that was LSD.
Where's all your stuff kept? I want to see THAT one again..
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 7:14, archived)
# He's busy tripping dude..leave him be...he,..he knows what he's doing.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 7:55, archived)
# I'll let you off because it's quiet
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 7:14, archived)
# Please, be honest. I can actually take it.
Let me off how?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 7:14, archived)
# no more filters - do something else :p
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 18:58, archived)
# Alien!
H R Giger!

So what is it?

woo!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 7:20, archived)
# Very Gigeresque, twas originally a library.
I see it as a mega-pissed-off-space-goat, made from a globe and books, caught in a vortex.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 7:22, archived)
# Again with the vortex.
You are going to stop all this soon aren't you?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 8:39, archived)
# Lordy Lord, again wid dee vo'tex!
I done told dat boy, a hunnit times, I done told him, chil'..when you gone be done wid dem vo-tices!

Ya know what him say?..him done say,..'him don' know'...I tell ya..dat chil be da debble!

(Really sorry, I just done been on /links)

To answer your question, stop what?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 9:17, archived)
# WHERE IS THE FUCKING OSTRICH?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 7:42, archived)
# Ah, he's sick, I'm taking his place.
Mein name ist Gunther, vat ist yon order sir?

..AHHAHHHHHHHHHHhhhaahhahahaaaaaaaaaaah!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 7:44, archived)
# IN HOSPITAL AFTER WHAT YOU DID TO THE POOR BEAST.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 7:52, archived)
# WHERE IT BELONGS
THE DIRTY BITCH
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 9:23, archived)
# hope i'm not too late for the bryce convention.
i baked cookies.


Click for bigger (81KB)
oh and i made a cock.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 6:47, archived)
# Hurrah!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 6:51, archived)
# damn, now i want cookies.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 6:52, archived)
# So do I.
*turns on oven*
Gingersnaps?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 6:54, archived)
# in light of realizing i haven't made any cookies i have decided to make some kind of chocolate drink.
that'll just be 10x easier.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 6:53, archived)
# Burnt and crusty penis!!



(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 7:20, archived)
# that cdc has travelled far
and seen many things

and bet it's got itself in and out of all kinds of holes :D
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 9:28, archived)
# Morning!
Ok, so I never really went to bed. She's home in less than 3 hours, I think she'd rather greet me drunk than snoring. That's what I think.

So I've fired up painter again ( what a fucking program and a half this is ) and tarted about with stuff. It might not be funny, It might not even be good, but by christ it's not pressing a button to see what result we get.

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

reference picture wallpapers.diq.ru/wallpapers/42/An_Autumn_Beauty.jpg

Shall I paint some cocks before the mrs gets home?

I guess everyone is sleeping/having fun then. I'll bugger off again then, go watch TV. later b3ta.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 5:52, archived)
# *something about filters*
HAhahahahha!

I'm just kidding.

To be perfectly honest though, it's hardly inspiring.
And I'm REALLY not being mean, but it really does look like you just hit a single button.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 6:05, archived)
# that is rather good
can you add some nekkid ladies having a picnic?

/up early to go to launderette
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 6:22, archived)
# sorry fella
I'm all out of nekkid ladies. ( too pissed)
check back tomorrow.

Oh, and I suggest you get a woman in for that cleaning malarky, it will be for the best.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 6:32, archived)
# she said it was my turn
but all done now
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 9:10, archived)
# nice work fella
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 8:10, archived)
# skin and bones
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 5:09, archived)
# Madness!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 5:18, archived)
# TEEF!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 5:18, archived)
# ?

This is made with Bryce 5. You can download a free licensed copy of it here:
www.download.com/3120-20_4-0.html?tg=dl-20&qt=Bryce%205.5&tag=srch&trid=658315134
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 5:08, archived)
# Good idea adding link to free version.
Hopefully we can get some more people playing
with it and posting their results. Yo! And Woo!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 5:10, archived)
# these are cool.
i am downloading it. i hope it's easier to use than povray
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 5:12, archived)
# Mega easy!
But keep your POV handy for odd
programmable stuff like fractals.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 5:15, archived)
# I think its easy
& it has quite a large community newsgroups, and graphic art online communities like renderosity.com so there are lots of tutes and good downloads of models, textures etc. it is also good to add things to photoshop like great skies etc
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 5:20, archived)
# I concur.
Bryce is a piece of piss. It is as powerful as you need it to be with the addition of Daz Studio. It's not the best for modelling as it's far from intuitive and clumpy to anyone who understands model building in a cad environment. Best to make your models in Maya and/or 3D Max but once imported to Bryce they are good to go. It's a great scene setter and 3D animator. ( get zBrush to texture your models. Just do )
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 5:57, archived)
# what would be the Windows equivalent?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 5:21, archived)
# windows equv
It is a windows program.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 5:26, archived)
# bryce examples
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 5:31, archived)
# Nice
& thanks for sharing!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 9:31, archived)
# when they have to give it away for free
u know its shit (bryce is shit)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)
# doodle 'cos i'm bored and sleeping is for gays


shit colours, no eyes or humus, and no TOAP. bah how is peoples day going so far anyway?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:51, archived)
# Me like, reminds me of 'Hellboy' for some reason, and yes, sleep is for bummers.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:52, archived)
# well, mine has been pretty swell
but nothing special.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:55, archived)
# Art!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 5:11, archived)
# late night toap!

hamasorry about the hasize.
it's hamassive, si si.

edit: that last bit is a quote from sven väth. it means party on, dude.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:42, archived)
# Wheee again!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:44, archived)
# what the hell are these from?
why is a terrorist hijacking a baggage screener?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:46, archived)
# photo series from a german news site
ttp://www.spiegel.de/politik/ausland/0,1518,488884,00.html
scroll down and click on: fotostrecke "bruderkampf".

edit: the baggage screener is the best. what a great hiding place. with a big metal gun. in a metal detector. nah, they'll never detect him in there.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:49, archived)
# it's like he comes out and goes
"surprise!!"

edit: ace TOAPage
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:55, archived)
# Hahahha!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:52, archived)
# great
LOL
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 5:02, archived)
# them images remind me of counter strike or something
it's really odd
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 9:32, archived)
# it gets a woo from me
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:06, archived)
# I bet they never checked the fridge.


apologies to the hungry.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:29, archived)
# But they arrange their fruit nicely.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:32, archived)
# a little too nicely
:D
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:33, archived)
# hmmmmmmmm.....
*nods in agreement*

you may be on to something.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:44, archived)
# I'm fairly convinced I am
:D
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:45, archived)
# Also...
Apologies to the three dimensional.

And those that form weird tetrahedrons out of apples. Above melon triptychs.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:34, archived)
# tj:
hmm, ambulance outside again

wtf is it with this street and ambulances

edit: now it's gone! yay
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:57, archived)
# Yay! :)
I was driving!

*SERIOUS FUCKING DOUGHNUTS*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:03, archived)
# there's a FUCKING TRAIL of DOUGS NUTS
ON THE ROAD!

drive safer mr ambulant man!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:04, archived)
# Look, I have no idea why
and it's not even my dog before you ask.


Click for bigger (38KB)

It's late and I'm just filling in time whilst I polish off the last of my Stella.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:28, archived)
# it's nice that you are polishing the cans of stella
I'm sure they'll be really shiny!

but aren't you meant to drink it instead?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:30, archived)
# Stella's the name of his dog.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:32, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:33, archived)
# But...
is she Polish? Invaded in 1939, etc........
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:35, archived)
# no, I'm going to
pour it in my naval, and have the dog lick it up then post pictures for you to see what you are missing. I'm in a good mood though so I might drink my last two tins then open some wine and stay with you fuckers FOR AGES. I'll make you look at my alien dog all night/ning/noon/nork.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:33, archived)
# haha
:D

could develop the dog slowly over time
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:34, archived)
# Oh he's gay as a
day out in Earl's Court. The daft bastard would be giving me a nosh in minutes if I gave him the chance. he likes the genitals and not just his own. He's a sweetie really.
Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:39, archived)
# doggy doggy
:D
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:42, archived)
# !
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:36, archived)
# haha
I'm far too weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee to look at this image
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:37, archived)
# you've set me off now


i think i'd best go to sleep now, before i start posting angry flick-knife wielding kittens again.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:38, archived)
# Charge!!!!!!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:46, archived)
# roflmao
with cheese!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:45, archived)
# *something about filters*
;)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:38, archived)
# yeah, the
phrase you are looking for is "does not use them".

( you are going to say liquify and I'm going to counter with warp which is in the edit/transform tools. Besides, look at those eyes, they don't make 'em like that any more ( with filters )

Seriously fella. I like your stuff, it tweaks my creative bone. I'm just flummoxed as to how you get away with it here. I've seen people murdered for posting filtered images in the past. I'm lucky to get away with the arty stuff I post and I have ALL the fucking talent.
Your stuff is cool, i just have no idea how you survive on b3ta though. It's never happened before. I like lots of different kinds of image. I prefer my average b3ta image to have taken a little time and talent rather than a photoshop algorithm.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:45, archived)
# Hoooly shit dude..chill.
(I've never used Photoshop)

;D

"..and I have ALL the fucking talent.."
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:46, archived)
# no but seriously dude,
like, I do, OK?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:52, archived)
# Well, that's obvious.
"...I'm just flummoxed..."

Hhaha.

Eminem - You Don't Know

"..Your stuff is cool...It's never happened before.."

:D
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:53, archived)
# look, I'm not really a cunt
well I am, but I'm not just one for the fun of it. I honestly do like your stuff. It's as I said, amazing how you survive b3ta without a scratch. And seriously, if and when I offend you, tell me to fuck right off because then i'm on home territory. You just give the impression that whatever is said here sometimes goes right over your head in a " if I ignore it they never said it" kind of way. It's not normal, well, not for here.
I'll find you on Deviant art and I'll be much more complimentary.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:58, archived)
# I'm done with you.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:01, archived)
# oh right, well I tried
I thought I'd hurt your pretentious feelings. Glad that's sorted, please waste more fucking b3ta space with your talentless filtering of other people's pictures.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:03, archived)
# :D
"...Seriously fella. I like your stuff.."
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:04, archived)
# I'm full of Stella and it's b3ta.
have you figured nothing out yet?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:08, archived)
# AHhahaahhaha!
"....it tweaks my creative bone..."
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:11, archived)
# you're a bit of a berk
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:05, archived)
# it's not actually the fact that I am a cunt
that is bringing this about then? Good. I know I piss people off but it's like 'conversations with my lard' with this guy. And he's forever editing his previous replies. I can't cope.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:11, archived)
# I just looked through some of his /talk posts.
Desperate attention-seeker. Rude to regulars. Candidate for the ignore button.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:15, archived)
# Get a room you two.
"..Your stuff is cool, i just have no idea how..."

:D
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:17, archived)
# "Vicariously I, live, while the whole world dies"
You posturing cunt. Fuck off back to deviantart, this is where funny stuff gets posted.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:20, archived)
# Join the 39,000 club!
I DID!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:22, archived)
# club
clubbbbb
clubbbbubububububububbt!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:25, archived)
# Ah, I had no idea he was a talker.
To be honest he seemed not to have total control of the English language and I assumed he was some foreign chap who had had the misfortune to stay on at art school instead of get a job and now saw all sorts of pretentious bollocks in a photograph of a dustbin. I tried to humour him and even tried to back down but "I'm done with you"? Fuck me, I've knocked guys into next month for being that brazen to my face. Joys of the internet eh?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:20, archived)
# "..Besides, look at those eyes, they don't make 'em like that any more.."
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAahahahahahha!

"..I've knocked guys into next month for being that brazen to my face..."
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:22, archived)
# it's really not
required to quote things I have written back to me. I may be a bit of a drinker but I can assure you my faculties are in tact and I have no trouble remembering the things I have written, in plain English, on this FUCKING page. You actually are a twat aren't you? I was giving you the benefit of the doubt but what the hey, welcome to ignore land.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:26, archived)
# "..I may be a bit of a drinker.."
Last week:

"..I've knocked guys into next month for being that brazen to my face..."
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:32, archived)
# Oh dear.
Now he is quoting me in his sig and you in his profile.

You've got to laugh.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:25, archived)
# I am, you guys are priceless!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:26, archived)
# club
clubub
clububububububub
clububbuububtutbutbutbtbbt
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:28, archived)
# The ignore button was invented for you.
Don't bother replying to me or Pasanonic because we will be unable to see your posts.

Have a nice time on b3ta!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:31, archived)
# Missing you already.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:35, archived)
# Obviously not a full shilling
as my dear old granddad used to say. I'm away with the faeries now so have fun with him. Night.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:28, archived)
# well that is what the ignore button is for.
I have been actually more interested in this than I have with my TV movie for the past half hour or however long it has been. I hope Pasanonic has a better day tomorrow. Or however the hell you spell his screenname.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:29, archived)
# you can't beat a good tv movie
by that I mean television

they always have such depth and scope :D
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:31, archived)
# actually, it is a theatrically realeased movie now on TV
40 Days and 40 Nights with Josh Hartnett..

only because I didn't feel like watching through that part of V for Vendetta where Natalie Portman gets shaved and treated poorly. Mainly because it is only exhibition and I don't feel like having to sit through that again, and then the girl i was talking to online was watching it and I was taling to her. Things you do for women, eh?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:44, archived)
# The funny thing is this..
All I did was mention the fact that he 'may' use filters, and he has a complete mental breakdown..
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:34, archived)
# well,
you never make fun of a man who has been spending the night with Stella. I've been entertained, and rather than dive further into any of this I will leave it at that.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:38, archived)
# ^^^FIGHT^^^FIGHT^^^FIGHT^^^
Offering 10-1 on Laddy Boy....6-3...6 to nine million on...on Davy Crisps...Christ I wish I knew how gambling worked.

Nuterama.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:50, archived)
# discomeats explains it all!
here's how gambling works!

you go up to a bookie

and say "mr bookie! I'd like to make a bet!"
and mr bookie says "Thank you, give me some money!"
and you say "jolly good, here's some money"
and then you walk away, and he has your money

and that's how gambling works!

Tune in next time to find out how habitably ambient temperature fusion works!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:52, archived)
# Oh you don't know the half of it.
before you know it he's stolen your house deposit and your brother ends up shooting you in the botched robbery to get it back.

/emmerdale blog.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:54, archived)
# heh
as long as you don't try and rob the bookie

oh dear! :D

what a mess that'll leave
in the ditch
where they find the robber

:D
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:56, archived)
# Man alive
I thought it was more complex than 'give some retarded shitneck money for no reason', but apparently it isn't.

Now you've explainteted it, it's a weight off my mind.

*doffs cap to Mr Disco*

LET'S GAMBLE!...
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:01, archived)
# yay!
*throws in kidney for gambling money*

don't worry no way I can lose a second time I do this!

oh

*dies*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:02, archived)
# why am i looking at a picture of not your dog?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:44, archived)
# innaugauration of new Palestinian PM
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:21, archived)
# haha
inauguration.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:25, archived)
# sorry can't spell
had disadvantage of American Education
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:27, archived)
# so have I
hasn't held me back. :)

Though what is is the fact that my K key isn't registering unless I press extra hard, and it is really bothering me.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:32, archived)
# be wary
that's the first sign of communism that is.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:39, archived)
# an american education is the first sign of communism?
it's all so obvious now!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:01, archived)
# and when she's president
what fun we'll have!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:36, archived)
# 100% fact!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:48, archived)
# Seriously though.


Click for bigger (98KB)

What must it be like? !
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:20, archived)
# there was a spoof site similar to this a couple of years ago
Taliban Dating i think.

One of the personal ad taglines was "please, no more beatings"

:P
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:21, archived)
# .
haha wouldnt suprise me
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:21, archived)
# ahh, still there!!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:23, archived)
# teh funnyz
locations: hut, tent, cave etc

:D
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:25, archived)
# .
heh just found it. mad.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:24, archived)
# What?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:22, archived)
# well first off, no matter where in the world they are based
there are always more fat chicks than average ones. Also, more men than women.

7/10 :)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:23, archived)
# .
fat chicks should be drowned at birth!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:26, archived)
# I blame you ALL for this
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:18, archived)
# I guess we led you to this
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:18, archived)
# all these witty puns,
are making me see you in a new light.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:21, archived)
# It's certainly
a shining examply of what not to do.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:54, archived)
# that's brilliant, I couldn't think of a thing, what a dimmer!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:08, archived)
[challenge entry] probably better in my head, but...


Dreadfully sorry about this.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:14, archived)
# but but
*brain explodes*

glut glut glut glut glut glut glut glut glut glut

and shouldn't the position of the earth be 0,0,0?

:D
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:16, archived)
# whoops
Spotted that after the fact, there's not a call to glTranslatef(), between the light positioning and the sphere, so the Earth would land squarely on top of the Sun...

Oh, and the last parameter to the second call to glLightfv() is wrong, heh.

Meh, that's okay, the testers will never find those. :D
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:20, archived)
# nah, that was the earlier version of the universe
*Aaaararrggrrg we're burning*

"ahh crap, planet.. sun.. planet.. yeah, heh"
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:24, archived)
# That's okay, we'll...
...fix it in a patch...?

Patch 2.41 - nerfed boss babel_tower, added more language and speech .wavs (human ai no longer speaks only Common)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:32, archived)
# this gets an all-deserving click.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:16, archived)
# ...ermm...
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:16, archived)
# *_____*
Cleekage in the extreme.

Fuck me. Can't click any more. Nuts.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:19, archived)
# Brilliant
I liked it.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:50, archived)
# this are the bees knees
when can I test the Beta? The alpha seems a little screwy
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm sorry...
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I had to.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:11, archived)
# haha
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:12, archived)
# propccccccc
Funneh.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Speaking of apples, have a pea
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:20, archived)
# Yums
Saw it a while back. Magical, still.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:29, archived)
# I LIKE THIS A LOT!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 9:09, archived)
# What the hell do Iraqi girls play with after daddy has to take their guns away?
Image and video hosting by TinyPic

I really don't know. Surely malibu bikini barbie is illegal there?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:08, archived)
# In my current mental state
I find this amusing
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:09, archived)
# its malibu burqa barbie, then.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:11, archived)
# hmm
I wonder what iraqi speed dating is like.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:14, archived)
# Ev
ery second counts.

So like normal, then.

Not that I've done any of that.

/angry loner
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:16, archived)
# an angry loner?
with a grudge?

against the man?

do you drive a truck through new mexico?

and if not, why not?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:17, archived)
# because fuck New Mexico
there really is no reason for you to have to go through it, unless you had to go to New Mexico. I'd rather go up through Utah.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:19, archived)
# oh see, I don't understand america
being all foreign and that, I think that everyone drives around in huge hamburgers with great big hats on and when you meet a stranger in his burgerwagon, you each tip your hat's at each other, say "good day sir" then blat the shit out of each other with about 40,000 rounds each, and then calmly drive away, on fire

This is what they teach us happens in america and I have no reason to doubt the accuracy of what I've been told

:D
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:22, archived)
# no, thats Stoke.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:37, archived)
# or, as the locals call it
staaaaoike
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:43, archived)
# And this ^
Stoke.

*shudder*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:44, archived)
# was in stoke once
interesting place

seems that when you have a shit the police knock on the windows and tell you not to flush the drugs down the toilet

oh how we laughed!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:47, archived)
# Ahahahahahaaaa
^ This!

Surely?

And yes, I would drive a truck through New Mexico. And Old Mexico. Fuck it, whatever Mexico's you've got going on I'll drive whatever the shit I'm driving these days through it (2001 Red Mini Cooper).

*KABOOM*

probably
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:41, archived)
# "hih hih! hey kleetus! look at that guys leetle car!"
"paw! that's no car! uhuh uhuh!"

"yerp! no way yo momma's goin fit in thut!"

"noe way at all, paw! nyuhuh nyuhk kfkkfk" *asphixiates*
"damn it boi, you sure is dumb!"
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:45, archived)
# Being
from the Westcountry as I am...You've pretty much just covered every conversation I've ever had with my family ever. In fact, you're Wescountrying at an unbefore seen level.

I've just consulted them (the freaks in the barn, I mean) and we'd like to have your last post in a tangible format if we could.

Laminated, preferably (to catch the dribble. Then the tears. Then, inevitably, the jizz).

Still got it, girlfriend *clicks fingers*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:56, archived)
# perhaps I have westcountry in my blood and necessary juices
oh dear!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:00, archived)
# Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....
...rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr *breathe* rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
That's just how they speak...I can't he...They're back...please radio for he...please don't leave u....AAARGHHAOOOAUSHJDIKHJSFPIDF [Transmission ends]
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:08, archived)
# but does one in the west country, not say on occasion
"laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrk aart thaaaaaart!"

and then point in completely the wrong direction?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:11, archived)
# Er, what?
They probably do do that, but I believe you'll find them to be insane whatever happens. I mean, there are a lot of 'a's going on there. It's difficult to keep up wth thtem most of the time.

But yes, If you're citing the general cuntdom of the accent then yes, they all sound like rock hard shit being grated onto your Grandfather's corpse (that's probably more of a visual thing) and then being sprayed into her mouth.

I'm afraid we can't help that.

*runs off blubbing*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:32, archived)
# Is there a malibu and coke barbie?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:12, archived)
# bet there's a noseless coke barbie
:D
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:12, archived)
[challenge entry] The Godfather?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:55, archived)
# ya
night all
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:57, archived)
# .
-___-
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:00, archived)
# it's
just like being in an office!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:02, archived)
# Where's the end of week report?
Where's the tea?

Why won't the photocopier work?

My computers gone funny?

Why's my computer gone funny?

Why is the fax machine on fire?

Stop raping my pigeon hole!!!!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:06, archived)
# STOP SPAFFING ON THE WORKIE GIRL, ROGER.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:46, archived)
# Nice touch with the shovel.
Made me giggle on the inside.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:06, archived)
[challenge entry] I wouldn't question it
He sets this lot on yer.

(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:48, archived)
# Biblemonkey has all the Psalms tattooed on his thighs.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:50, archived)
# you'd think it would be less confusing if the psalms were tattooed on his palms
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:51, archived)
# Needs more 's'
Does it?...

*white noise*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:53, archived)
# S!
O_O
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:53, archived)
# SpSsSaSlSmSs
Utter snakeage.

o____o
      ^
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:59, archived)
# O___O
^

O___O
^

:D
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:00, archived)
# I would have claimed that
but the photographic evidence presented before us is overwhelming.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:53, archived)
# photographic evidence!
there's no such thing! it's not mentioned in the bible!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:54, archived)
# Eep!
Missing-link-bible-wounding!

Additionally, on an unrelated webcomic yesterday:
SFW - HA!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:53, archived)
# a quicky
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:31, archived)
#
Ω MY GOD!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:31, archived)
# Bye Bye Rose, Off You Go - Birmingham Via Great Western
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:32, archived)
# It's
funny cΩs it's true
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:34, archived)
# I was going to be a total geek and say what rating that was
but i cant really get all the colours...

so do it yourselves...

xtronics.com/kits/rcode.htm

(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:35, archived)
# Cybernetics flashbacks
AAaargh No!!! I performed adequate research on that paper honest!

*twitches*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:38, archived)
# it's red blue green gold
but it's been 20 years since I've had to know this 2,6, 5 0's and gold is 5% as I recall ( and I have not clicked your link, I wanted to do it with full geek honours )
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:42, archived)
# I'd click it
I think you missed the quality indicator.


1st digit, 2nd digit, multiplier, tolerance & quality
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:47, archived)
# It does not have one
( they were kinda optional as I recall )
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:49, archived)
# quality is optional
:D
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:53, archived)
# yes but that line....
"Bad Boys Ravish Only Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly"

I mean.. really...

(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:55, archived)
# oh
I never remember them stupid sayings

these things are really useful but if you try and use too many of them eventually you only remember them and not what they are for, then they start mixing up in your brain and you start saying bits of them at random in no order

then you get locked up :D
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:57, archived)
# Then leave uni and get a job?
*turns off harsh mode*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:59, archived)
# wouldn't I need to be at uni to be able to leave uni?
/not everyone here is 18 blog
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:01, archived)
# Harsh but fair.
I still associate electronics with deviant moments at uni... Although by 'deviant' I mean 50% of my grade. Which explains my 2:2.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:05, archived)
# yay!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:07, archived)
# Richard of York gave battle in vain.
Well of course he did, he sent John Beaufort off with much of his army and was in a weakened position. What's that Miss? A fucking rainbow? WTFAYBOA?

/much as I remember my primary school going blog
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:02, archived)
# ah just remembered
"the grand old duke of york"
"he had 10,000 men"
"what a big puff"

:D
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:04, archived)
# if he'd had had the energy
he'd have had them all again! BOOM BOOM!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:07, archived)
# No doubt they don't teach that in schools anymore
or baa baa black sheep and that
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:08, archived)
# :( i have a different version and I never liked it.
harder to remeber but it means you dont get the b's and g's mixed up.
black = 0
brown = 1
red = 2
orange = 3
yellow = 4
green = 5
blue = 6
violet = 7
grey = 8
white = 9
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 7:23, archived)
# RESISTANCE IS USELESS!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:36, archived)
# Pseudo-geek.
/elitist blog
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:38, archived)
# Geek-that-doesn't-smell-and-knows-where-his-towel-is, you mean.
/D.N.A. blog
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:40, archived)
# *shudders*
It's wrong, and it's strange.

Towels should be kept securely packed away, never to be used for bizarre body-cleansing exercises. You'd compromise the vitamin-supplemented corners!

...

I have an urge to throw myself out of the window.

Of my bungalow.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:45, archived)
# hm, can't put my finger on it.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:46, archived)
# yeah but resistance is more DC current:P
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 9:40, archived)
# mmm
2.6M with a 5% tolerance. Sexy.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:40, archived)
# Tell me
do you prefer capacitors to people, or is there a web 2.0-type 'res.str' page for calculating these things?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:42, archived)
# Served my time as
a TV and Audio electronics service engineer and this was my best educated guess from what I barely remember.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:43, archived)
# *backs away humbly*
I'm only a poor developer... My hair is weak, my legs are dim, my eyes are old and grey....
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:49, archived)
# Oh I had to shoot
cunts at the same time btw ;)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:50, archived)
# Please forward
Your previous employer, and sexual preferences.

I feel a career change coming on.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:55, archived)
#
Royal Artillery.
conscious.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:59, archived)
# To be fair
I lived next to the Salisbury mountains, and their definition of 'cunts' included every slightly elevated area of terrain within 15miles.

It's now a veh, veh, flat plain I seem to remember.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:03, archived)
# I know.
I levelled most of it ;)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:08, archived)
# was that the result of your military activities
or your building work?

:D

*runs*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:09, archived)
# yay! excuse for a pea? don't mind if i do
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:41, archived)
# *straps on bomb*
*takes you all with me*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:43, archived)
# yeah
when i first did the series (there were 7 or so in total) i pretty much got the same response.

original credit for above to eclectech - i just traced with my own characters
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:50, archived)
# did you rotoscope
that ( be it from clechy's stuff or otherwise )?

I can do a fair bit of shopping and painting these days but I'm fucked if I can get my head around flash and rotoscoping. I'm gonna have to invite b3tans to come stay with me and teach me stuff whilst drinking my beer.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:55, archived)
#
just traced this frame by frame
i'll drink your beer though ;)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:00, archived)
# yeah. I'm aware of the practices
I'm just a bit lazy. Plus it looks so much better in Flash ( as Eclectech does it ) but flash confuses me still. I'm gonna have to seriously talk her into letting me have a party for a weekend where I just invite b3tans, ply them with ale and squeeze them for their tasty brians,
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:05, archived)
# Stop it
You're giving me the horn.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:45, archived)
# Needs more Op-amp!
Most amusing.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:50, archived)
# See what you've started ^
Holy Jeff of the Pisscrane.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:45, archived)
# this one is much better than mine
*clickworthy* even....

My feeble attempt
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:19, archived)
# the first image I ever posted here


how about you lot?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:27, archived)
# Neiiiigh! Bbbrbrbrbrbrbrbr!
Hehhehehe!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:28, archived)
# erm...
reposting in a new thread = hamtouching.

at the very least you should have declared a repost war.

(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:28, archived)
# cor
go on mr tbl, declare a pearoast war!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:30, archived)
# war is declared
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:30, archived)
# well since you mention it


(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:33, archived)
# \o/
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:34, archived)
# .
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:37, archived)
# ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
My horse just exploded!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:49, archived)
# Ahahahahaaaa
*pisses*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:03, archived)
# \o/
well, not much arm in it
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:11, archived)
#
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:35, archived)
# woo
Twitchy Mimsy
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:47, archived)
# this is unnacceptable behaviour and as such you are
inflicted with my moobs.



(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:32, archived)
# you weren't lying
when you challenged the ladything down there to a pretty contest!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:33, archived)
# You
Appear to be being attacked in teh face by a lime flavoured copy of 'Bad Taste' in the mouth area whilst simultinufsly trying to phographly it.

Please desist.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:37, archived)
# It's
cup a soup and is part of the set of "sexy b3tans with snacks in their mouths".

Pfft, you kids know nothing ;)
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:45, archived)
# Aaah
You must be 'Meester November', I remember now. Deeply sexual.

I appear to be are all of the kidses.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:47, archived)
# x
I have that phone. I feel dirty now X__X
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:01, archived)
# you are dirty you minx*
What phone? Are you sure? It's not a phone but it can make calls.

Anyway, fuck it, I don't have to be sexy. I'm married and rich. Can't spend any money on bints as I'm married and harried so might as well be fat and content.



*the voices in my head say so
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:11, archived)
# SPOING!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:36, archived)
# the pants are a nice subtle touch.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:38, archived)
# MOMMY!!!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 6:20, archived)
# My first one was deleted when my PC crashed and has since vanished from the host site
So this is the next nearest. (I don't post many images)

(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:49, archived)

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