
ace. i would say first click of the day but i already clicked something else :)
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:04,
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Where's all your stuff kept? I want to see THAT one again..
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 7:14,
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I see it as a mega-pissed-off-space-goat, made from a globe and books, caught in a vortex.
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 7:22,
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You are going to stop all this soon aren't you?
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 8:39,
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I done told dat boy, a hunnit times, I done told him, chil'..when you gone be done wid dem vo-tices!
Ya know what him say?..him done say,..'him don' know'...I tell ya..dat chil be da debble!
(Really sorry, I just done been on /links)
To answer your question, stop what?
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 9:17,
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Ya know what him say?..him done say,..'him don' know'...I tell ya..dat chil be da debble!
(Really sorry, I just done been on /links)
To answer your question, stop what?

Mein name ist Gunther, vat ist yon order sir?
..AHHAHHHHHHHHHHhhhaahhahahaaaaaaaaaaah!
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 7:44,
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..AHHAHHHHHHHHHHhhhaahhahahaaaaaaaaaaah!

that'll just be 10x easier.
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 6:53,
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and seen many things
and bet it's got itself in and out of all kinds of holes :D
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 9:28,
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and bet it's got itself in and out of all kinds of holes :D

Ok, so I never really went to bed. She's home in less than 3 hours, I think she'd rather greet me drunk than snoring. That's what I think.
So I've fired up painter again ( what a fucking program and a half this is ) and tarted about with stuff. It might not be funny, It might not even be good, but by christ it's not pressing a button to see what result we get.

reference picture wallpapers.diq.ru/wallpapers/42/An_Autumn_Beauty.jpg
Shall I paint some cocks before the mrs gets home?
I guess everyone is sleeping/having fun then. I'll bugger off again then, go watch TV. later b3ta.
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 5:52,
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So I've fired up painter again ( what a fucking program and a half this is ) and tarted about with stuff. It might not be funny, It might not even be good, but by christ it's not pressing a button to see what result we get.


reference picture wallpapers.diq.ru/wallpapers/42/An_Autumn_Beauty.jpg
Shall I paint some cocks before the mrs gets home?
I guess everyone is sleeping/having fun then. I'll bugger off again then, go watch TV. later b3ta.

HAhahahahha!
I'm just kidding.
To be perfectly honest though, it's hardly inspiring.
And I'm REALLY not being mean, but it really does look like you just hit a single button.
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 6:05,
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I'm just kidding.
To be perfectly honest though, it's hardly inspiring.
And I'm REALLY not being mean, but it really does look like you just hit a single button.

can you add some nekkid ladies having a picnic?
/up early to go to launderette
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 6:22,
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/up early to go to launderette

I'm all out of nekkid ladies. ( too pissed)
check back tomorrow.
Oh, and I suggest you get a woman in for that cleaning malarky, it will be for the best.
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 6:32,
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check back tomorrow.
Oh, and I suggest you get a woman in for that cleaning malarky, it will be for the best.


This is made with Bryce 5. You can download a free licensed copy of it here:
www.download.com/3120-20_4-0.html?tg=dl-20&qt=Bryce%205.5&tag=srch&trid=658315134

Hopefully we can get some more people playing
with it and posting their results. Yo! And Woo!
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 5:10,
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with it and posting their results. Yo! And Woo!

i am downloading it. i hope it's easier to use than povray
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 5:12,
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But keep your POV handy for odd
programmable stuff like fractals.
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 5:15,
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programmable stuff like fractals.

& it has quite a large community newsgroups, and graphic art online communities like renderosity.com so there are lots of tutes and good downloads of models, textures etc. it is also good to add things to photoshop like great skies etc
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 5:20,
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Bryce is a piece of piss. It is as powerful as you need it to be with the addition of Daz Studio. It's not the best for modelling as it's far from intuitive and clumpy to anyone who understands model building in a cad environment. Best to make your models in Maya and/or 3D Max but once imported to Bryce they are good to go. It's a great scene setter and 3D animator. ( get zBrush to texture your models. Just do )
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 5:57,
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there is a vast number of Bryce works here:
www.renderosity.com/mod/gallery/browse.php?section_id=2&genre_id=
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 5:31,
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www.renderosity.com/mod/gallery/browse.php?section_id=2&genre_id=

u know its shit (bryce is shit)
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:44,
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hamasorry about the hasize.
it's hamassive, si si.
edit: that last bit is a quote from sven väth. it means party on, dude.

why is a terrorist hijacking a baggage screener?
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ttp://www.spiegel.de/politik/ausland/0,1518,488884,00.html
scroll down and click on: fotostrecke "bruderkampf".
edit: the baggage screener is the best. what a great hiding place. with a big metal gun. in a metal detector. nah, they'll never detect him in there.
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:49,
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scroll down and click on: fotostrecke "bruderkampf".
edit: the baggage screener is the best. what a great hiding place. with a big metal gun. in a metal detector. nah, they'll never detect him in there.

it's really odd
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 9:32,
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Apologies to the three dimensional.
And those that form weird tetrahedrons out of apples. Above melon triptychs.
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:34,
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And those that form weird tetrahedrons out of apples. Above melon triptychs.

hmm, ambulance outside again
wtf is it with this street and ambulances
edit: now it's gone! yay
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:57,
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wtf is it with this street and ambulances
edit: now it's gone! yay

ON THE ROAD!
drive safer mr ambulant man!
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:04,
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drive safer mr ambulant man!

I'm sure they'll be really shiny!
but aren't you meant to drink it instead?
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:30,
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but aren't you meant to drink it instead?

pour it in my naval, and have the dog lick it up then post pictures for you to see what you are missing. I'm in a good mood though so I might drink my last two tins then open some wine and stay with you fuckers FOR AGES. I'll make you look at my alien dog all night/ning/noon/nork.
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:33,
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I'm far too weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee to look at this image
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:37,
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i think i'd best go to sleep now, before i start posting angry flick-knife wielding kittens again.

phrase you are looking for is "does not use them".
( you are going to say liquify and I'm going to counter with warp which is in the edit/transform tools. Besides, look at those eyes, they don't make 'em like that any more ( with filters )
Seriously fella. I like your stuff, it tweaks my creative bone. I'm just flummoxed as to how you get away with it here. I've seen people murdered for posting filtered images in the past. I'm lucky to get away with the arty stuff I post and I have ALL the fucking talent.
Your stuff is cool, i just have no idea how you survive on b3ta though. It's never happened before. I like lots of different kinds of image. I prefer my average b3ta image to have taken a little time and talent rather than a photoshop algorithm.
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:45,
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( you are going to say liquify and I'm going to counter with warp which is in the edit/transform tools. Besides, look at those eyes, they don't make 'em like that any more ( with filters )
Seriously fella. I like your stuff, it tweaks my creative bone. I'm just flummoxed as to how you get away with it here. I've seen people murdered for posting filtered images in the past. I'm lucky to get away with the arty stuff I post and I have ALL the fucking talent.
Your stuff is cool, i just have no idea how you survive on b3ta though. It's never happened before. I like lots of different kinds of image. I prefer my average b3ta image to have taken a little time and talent rather than a photoshop algorithm.

(I've never used Photoshop)
;D
"..and I have ALL the fucking talent.."
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:46,
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;D
"..and I have ALL the fucking talent.."

"...I'm just flummoxed..."
Hhaha.
Eminem - You Don't Know
"..Your stuff is cool...It's never happened before.."
:D
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:53,
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Hhaha.
Eminem - You Don't Know
"..Your stuff is cool...It's never happened before.."
:D

well I am, but I'm not just one for the fun of it. I honestly do like your stuff. It's as I said, amazing how you survive b3ta without a scratch. And seriously, if and when I offend you, tell me to fuck right off because then i'm on home territory. You just give the impression that whatever is said here sometimes goes right over your head in a " if I ignore it they never said it" kind of way. It's not normal, well, not for here.
I'll find you on Deviant art and I'll be much more complimentary.
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:58,
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I'll find you on Deviant art and I'll be much more complimentary.

Find me here;
misterree.deviantart.com/gallery/
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:01,
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misterree.deviantart.com/gallery/

I thought I'd hurt your pretentious feelings. Glad that's sorted, please waste more fucking b3ta space with your talentless filtering of other people's pictures.
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:03,
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have you figured nothing out yet?
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:08,
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that is bringing this about then? Good. I know I piss people off but it's like 'conversations with my lard' with this guy. And he's forever editing his previous replies. I can't cope.
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:11,
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Desperate attention-seeker. Rude to regulars. Candidate for the ignore button.
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:15,
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"..Your stuff is cool, i just have no idea how..."
:D
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:17,
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:D

You posturing cunt. Fuck off back to deviantart, this is where funny stuff gets posted.
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:20,
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To be honest he seemed not to have total control of the English language and I assumed he was some foreign chap who had had the misfortune to stay on at art school instead of get a job and now saw all sorts of pretentious bollocks in a photograph of a dustbin. I tried to humour him and even tried to back down but "I'm done with you"? Fuck me, I've knocked guys into next month for being that brazen to my face. Joys of the internet eh?
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:20,
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAahahahahahha!
"..I've knocked guys into next month for being that brazen to my face..."
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:22,
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"..I've knocked guys into next month for being that brazen to my face..."

required to quote things I have written back to me. I may be a bit of a drinker but I can assure you my faculties are in tact and I have no trouble remembering the things I have written, in plain English, on this FUCKING page. You actually are a twat aren't you? I was giving you the benefit of the doubt but what the hey, welcome to ignore land.
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:26,
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Last week:
"..I've knocked guys into next month for being that brazen to my face..."
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:32,
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"..I've knocked guys into next month for being that brazen to my face..."

Now he is quoting me in his sig and you in his profile.
You've got to laugh.
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:25,
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You've got to laugh.

Don't bother replying to me or Pasanonic because we will be unable to see your posts.
Have a nice time on b3ta!
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:31,
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Have a nice time on b3ta!

as my dear old granddad used to say. I'm away with the faeries now so have fun with him. Night.
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:28,
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I have been actually more interested in this than I have with my TV movie for the past half hour or however long it has been. I hope Pasanonic has a better day tomorrow. Or however the hell you spell his screenname.
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:29,
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by that I mean television
they always have such depth and scope :D
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:31,
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they always have such depth and scope :D

40 Days and 40 Nights with Josh Hartnett..
only because I didn't feel like watching through that part of V for Vendetta where Natalie Portman gets shaved and treated poorly. Mainly because it is only exhibition and I don't feel like having to sit through that again, and then the girl i was talking to online was watching it and I was taling to her. Things you do for women, eh?
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:44,
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only because I didn't feel like watching through that part of V for Vendetta where Natalie Portman gets shaved and treated poorly. Mainly because it is only exhibition and I don't feel like having to sit through that again, and then the girl i was talking to online was watching it and I was taling to her. Things you do for women, eh?

All I did was mention the fact that he 'may' use filters, and he has a complete mental breakdown..
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:34,
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you never make fun of a man who has been spending the night with Stella. I've been entertained, and rather than dive further into any of this I will leave it at that.
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:38,
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Offering 10-1 on Laddy Boy....6-3...6 to nine million on...on Davy Crisps...Christ I wish I knew how gambling worked.
Nuterama.
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:50,
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Nuterama.

here's how gambling works!
you go up to a bookie
and say "mr bookie! I'd like to make a bet!"
and mr bookie says "Thank you, give me some money!"
and you say "jolly good, here's some money"
and then you walk away, and he has your money
and that's how gambling works!
Tune in next time to find out how habitably ambient temperature fusion works!
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:52,
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you go up to a bookie
and say "mr bookie! I'd like to make a bet!"
and mr bookie says "Thank you, give me some money!"
and you say "jolly good, here's some money"
and then you walk away, and he has your money
and that's how gambling works!
Tune in next time to find out how habitably ambient temperature fusion works!

before you know it he's stolen your house deposit and your brother ends up shooting you in the botched robbery to get it back.
/emmerdale blog.
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:54,
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/emmerdale blog.

as long as you don't try and rob the bookie
oh dear! :D
what a mess that'll leave
in the ditch
where they find the robber
:D
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:56,
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oh dear! :D
what a mess that'll leave
in the ditch
where they find the robber
:D

I thought it was more complex than 'give some retarded shitneck money for no reason', but apparently it isn't.
Now you've explainteted it, it's a weight off my mind.
*doffs cap to Mr Disco*
LET'S GAMBLE!...
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:01,
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Now you've explainteted it, it's a weight off my mind.
*doffs cap to Mr Disco*
LET'S GAMBLE!...

*throws in kidney for gambling money*
don't worry no way I can lose a second time I do this!
oh
*dies*
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:02,
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don't worry no way I can lose a second time I do this!
oh
*dies*

hasn't held me back. :)
Though what is is the fact that my K key isn't registering unless I press extra hard, and it is really bothering me.
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:32,
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Though what is is the fact that my K key isn't registering unless I press extra hard, and it is really bothering me.

it's all so obvious now!
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:01,
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Taliban Dating i think.
One of the personal ad taglines was "please, no more beatings"
:P
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:21,
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One of the personal ad taglines was "please, no more beatings"
:P

there are always more fat chicks than average ones. Also, more men than women.
7/10 :)
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:23,
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7/10 :)
![Challenge Entry: Creationism [challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif)

Dreadfully sorry about this.

*brain explodes*
glut glut glut glut glut glut glut glut glut glut
and shouldn't the position of the earth be 0,0,0?
:D
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:16,
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glut glut glut glut glut glut glut glut glut glut
and shouldn't the position of the earth be 0,0,0?
:D

Spotted that after the fact, there's not a call to glTranslatef(), between the light positioning and the sphere, so the Earth would land squarely on top of the Sun...
Oh, and the last parameter to the second call to glLightfv() is wrong, heh.
Meh, that's okay, the testers will never find those. :D
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:20,
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Oh, and the last parameter to the second call to glLightfv() is wrong, heh.
Meh, that's okay, the testers will never find those. :D

*Aaaararrggrrg we're burning*
"ahh crap, planet.. sun.. planet.. yeah, heh"
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:24,
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"ahh crap, planet.. sun.. planet.. yeah, heh"

...fix it in a patch...?
Patch 2.41 - nerfed boss babel_tower, added more language and speech .wavs (human ai no longer speaks only Common)
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:32,
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Patch 2.41 - nerfed boss babel_tower, added more language and speech .wavs (human ai no longer speaks only Common)

Cleekage in the extreme.
Fuck me. Can't click any more. Nuts.
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:19,
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Fuck me. Can't click any more. Nuts.

when can I test the Beta? The alpha seems a little screwy
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( , Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:08, archived)

ery second counts.
So like normal, then.
Not that I've done any of that.
/angry loner
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:16,
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So like normal, then.
Not that I've done any of that.
/angry loner

with a grudge?
against the man?
do you drive a truck through new mexico?
and if not, why not?
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:17,
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against the man?
do you drive a truck through new mexico?
and if not, why not?

there really is no reason for you to have to go through it, unless you had to go to New Mexico. I'd rather go up through Utah.
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:19,
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being all foreign and that, I think that everyone drives around in huge hamburgers with great big hats on and when you meet a stranger in his burgerwagon, you each tip your hat's at each other, say "good day sir" then blat the shit out of each other with about 40,000 rounds each, and then calmly drive away, on fire
This is what they teach us happens in america and I have no reason to doubt the accuracy of what I've been told
:D
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:22,
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This is what they teach us happens in america and I have no reason to doubt the accuracy of what I've been told
:D

interesting place
seems that when you have a shit the police knock on the windows and tell you not to flush the drugs down the toilet
oh how we laughed!
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:47,
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seems that when you have a shit the police knock on the windows and tell you not to flush the drugs down the toilet
oh how we laughed!

^ This!
Surely?
And yes, I would drive a truck through New Mexico. And Old Mexico. Fuck it, whatever Mexico's you've got going on I'll drive whatever the shit I'm driving these days through it (2001 Red Mini Cooper).
*KABOOM*
probably
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:41,
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Surely?
And yes, I would drive a truck through New Mexico. And Old Mexico. Fuck it, whatever Mexico's you've got going on I'll drive whatever the shit I'm driving these days through it (2001 Red Mini Cooper).
*KABOOM*
probably

"paw! that's no car! uhuh uhuh!"
"yerp! no way yo momma's goin fit in thut!"
"noe way at all, paw! nyuhuh nyuhk kfkkfk" *asphixiates*
"damn it boi, you sure is dumb!"
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:45,
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"yerp! no way yo momma's goin fit in thut!"
"noe way at all, paw! nyuhuh nyuhk kfkkfk" *asphixiates*
"damn it boi, you sure is dumb!"

from the Westcountry as I am...You've pretty much just covered every conversation I've ever had with my family ever. In fact, you're Wescountrying at an unbefore seen level.
I've just consulted them (the freaks in the barn, I mean) and we'd like to have your last post in a tangible format if we could.
Laminated, preferably (to catch the dribble. Then the tears. Then, inevitably, the jizz).
Still got it, girlfriend *clicks fingers*
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:56,
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I've just consulted them (the freaks in the barn, I mean) and we'd like to have your last post in a tangible format if we could.
Laminated, preferably (to catch the dribble. Then the tears. Then, inevitably, the jizz).
Still got it, girlfriend *clicks fingers*

oh dear!
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:00,
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...rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr *breathe* rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
That's just how they speak...I can't he...They're back...please radio for he...please don't leave u....AAARGHHAOOOAUSHJDIKHJSFPIDF [Transmission ends]
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:08,
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That's just how they speak...I can't he...They're back...please radio for he...please don't leave u....AAARGHHAOOOAUSHJDIKHJSFPIDF [Transmission ends]

"laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrk aart thaaaaaart!"
and then point in completely the wrong direction?
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:11,
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and then point in completely the wrong direction?

They probably do do that, but I believe you'll find them to be insane whatever happens. I mean, there are a lot of 'a's going on there. It's difficult to keep up wth thtem most of the time.
But yes, If you're citing the general cuntdom of the accent then yes, they all sound like rock hard shit being grated onto your Grandfather's corpse (that's probably more of a visual thing) and then being sprayed into her mouth.
I'm afraid we can't help that.
*runs off blubbing*
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 4:32,
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But yes, If you're citing the general cuntdom of the accent then yes, they all sound like rock hard shit being grated onto your Grandfather's corpse (that's probably more of a visual thing) and then being sprayed into her mouth.
I'm afraid we can't help that.
*runs off blubbing*

Where's the tea?
Why won't the photocopier work?
My computers gone funny?
Why's my computer gone funny?
Why is the fax machine on fire?
Stop raping my pigeon hole!!!!
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:06,
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Why won't the photocopier work?
My computers gone funny?
Why's my computer gone funny?
Why is the fax machine on fire?
Stop raping my pigeon hole!!!!


but the photographic evidence presented before us is overwhelming.
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:53,
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there's no such thing! it's not mentioned in the bible!
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:54,
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Missing-link-bible-wounding!
Additionally, on an unrelated webcomic yesterday:
SFW - HA!
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:53,
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Additionally, on an unrelated webcomic yesterday:
SFW - HA!

but i cant really get all the colours...
so do it yourselves...
xtronics.com/kits/rcode.htm
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:35,
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so do it yourselves...
xtronics.com/kits/rcode.htm

AAaargh No!!! I performed adequate research on that paper honest!
*twitches*
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:38,
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*twitches*

but it's been 20 years since I've had to know this 2,6, 5 0's and gold is 5% as I recall ( and I have not clicked your link, I wanted to do it with full geek honours )
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:42,
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I think you missed the quality indicator.
1st digit, 2nd digit, multiplier, tolerance & quality
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:47,
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1st digit, 2nd digit, multiplier, tolerance & quality

"Bad Boys Ravish Only Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly"
I mean.. really...
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:55,
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I mean.. really...

I never remember them stupid sayings
these things are really useful but if you try and use too many of them eventually you only remember them and not what they are for, then they start mixing up in your brain and you start saying bits of them at random in no order
then you get locked up :D
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:57,
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these things are really useful but if you try and use too many of them eventually you only remember them and not what they are for, then they start mixing up in your brain and you start saying bits of them at random in no order
then you get locked up :D

/not everyone here is 18 blog
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:01,
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I still associate electronics with deviant moments at uni... Although by 'deviant' I mean 50% of my grade. Which explains my 2:2.
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:05,
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Well of course he did, he sent John Beaufort off with much of his army and was in a weakened position. What's that Miss? A fucking rainbow? WTFAYBOA?
/much as I remember my primary school going blog
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:02,
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/much as I remember my primary school going blog

"the grand old duke of york"
"he had 10,000 men"
"what a big puff"
:D
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:04,
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"he had 10,000 men"
"what a big puff"
:D

he'd have had them all again! BOOM BOOM!
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:07,
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or baa baa black sheep and that
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:08,
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harder to remeber but it means you dont get the b's and g's mixed up.
black = 0
brown = 1
red = 2
orange = 3
yellow = 4
green = 5
blue = 6
violet = 7
grey = 8
white = 9
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 7:23,
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black = 0
brown = 1
red = 2
orange = 3
yellow = 4
green = 5
blue = 6
violet = 7
grey = 8
white = 9

/D.N.A. blog
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:40,
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It's wrong, and it's strange.
Towels should be kept securely packed away, never to be used for bizarre body-cleansing exercises. You'd compromise the vitamin-supplemented corners!
...
I have an urge to throw myself out of the window.
Of my bungalow.
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:45,
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Towels should be kept securely packed away, never to be used for bizarre body-cleansing exercises. You'd compromise the vitamin-supplemented corners!
...
I have an urge to throw myself out of the window.
Of my bungalow.

do you prefer capacitors to people, or is there a web 2.0-type 'res.str' page for calculating these things?
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:42,
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a TV and Audio electronics service engineer and this was my best educated guess from what I barely remember.
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:43,
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I'm only a poor developer... My hair is weak, my legs are dim, my eyes are old and grey....
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:49,
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Your previous employer, and sexual preferences.
I feel a career change coming on.
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:55,
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I feel a career change coming on.

I lived next to the Salisbury mountains, and their definition of 'cunts' included every slightly elevated area of terrain within 15miles.
It's now a veh, veh, flat plain I seem to remember.
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:03,
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It's now a veh, veh, flat plain I seem to remember.

or your building work?
:D
*runs*
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:09,
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:D
*runs*

when i first did the series (there were 7 or so in total) i pretty much got the same response.

original credit for above to eclectech - i just traced with my own characters
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:50,
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original credit for above to eclectech - i just traced with my own characters

that ( be it from clechy's stuff or otherwise )?
I can do a fair bit of shopping and painting these days but I'm fucked if I can get my head around flash and rotoscoping. I'm gonna have to invite b3tans to come stay with me and teach me stuff whilst drinking my beer.
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:55,
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I can do a fair bit of shopping and painting these days but I'm fucked if I can get my head around flash and rotoscoping. I'm gonna have to invite b3tans to come stay with me and teach me stuff whilst drinking my beer.

I'm just a bit lazy. Plus it looks so much better in Flash ( as Eclectech does it ) but flash confuses me still. I'm gonna have to seriously talk her into letting me have a party for a weekend where I just invite b3tans, ply them with ale and squeeze them for their tasty brians,
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:05,
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*clickworthy* even....
My feeble attempt
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:19,
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My feeble attempt

reposting in a new thread = hamtouching.
at the very least you should have declared a repost war.
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:28,
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at the very least you should have declared a repost war.

inflicted with my moobs.

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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:32,
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when you challenged the ladything down there to a pretty contest!
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:33,
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Appear to be being attacked in teh face by a lime flavoured copy of 'Bad Taste' in the mouth area whilst simultinufsly trying to phographly it.
Please desist.
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:37,
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Please desist.

cup a soup and is part of the set of "sexy b3tans with snacks in their mouths".
Pfft, you kids know nothing ;)
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:45,
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Pfft, you kids know nothing ;)

You must be 'Meester November', I remember now. Deeply sexual.
I appear to be are all of the kidses.
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:47,
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I appear to be are all of the kidses.

What phone? Are you sure? It's not a phone but it can make calls.
Anyway, fuck it, I don't have to be sexy. I'm married and rich. Can't spend any money on bints as I'm married and harried so might as well be fat and content.
*the voices in my head say so
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:11,
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Anyway, fuck it, I don't have to be sexy. I'm married and rich. Can't spend any money on bints as I'm married and harried so might as well be fat and content.
*the voices in my head say so

So this is the next nearest. (I don't post many images)

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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:49,
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