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[challenge entry]

/prepares for RIS
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:20, archived)
# nice detail work on the frog fingers!~
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:21, archived)
# are you being sarcastic? :-)
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:22, archived)
# no, not at all
you insecure bastard.

;)
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Pah-pa pearoast, pah-pa-pahhhh!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:20, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

/pedantichrist
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:20, archived)
# what?
what I do?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:22, archived)
# Yadda yadda yadda
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:24, archived)
# Tut.
It's not my fault that people usually forgive me and not mention that when they see how fucking great my reposts are.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:26, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:30, archived)
[challenge entry] what do you think of it so far?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:20, archived)
# OMG
winner!!!!!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:21, archived)
# 'force if nature'?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:22, archived)
# oops
ta, fixed now
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:25, archived)
# First thing that caught my eye too
Overall though it's a fine fine compo "entry" (eurgh)
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:26, archived)
# bollocks!!!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:36, archived)
# hahahahaha
y'see, that's what next year's indy film should be like
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:21, archived)
# hehehe - this 'shop is almost as old as Ford, too
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:23, archived)
# cheers fella, most of it down to you mind you.
so credit where it's due and everything
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:24, archived)
# well, shucks
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry for the seams ha ha ha!!!


Click for bigger (219KB)
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:18, archived)
# pffffffffffffffft!


(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:19, archived)
# Noooo
NSFW and BMP?!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:20, archived)
# *squints*
where is the nsfw?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:20, archived)
# In the pixels surrounding Ms. Stone's fanny?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:22, archived)
# oh i thought that was her handbag....
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:23, archived)
# do you work in a victorian nunnery?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:25, archived)
# yes, now don't you think a photo of Sharon Stone's snatch
might be a little NSFW?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:20, archived)
# C'mon
You can hardly see it!!!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:21, archived)
# pixel it out a bit
i can smell fish
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:22, archived)
# I'll punch the face
Of anyones boss who thinks that is porn.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:29, archived)
# my boss thinks it's porn.
I work for Nigel Benn.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:34, archived)
# Hmmm
Im sure I can run faster then he can...
Done!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:37, archived)
# I think that whilst this is actually a minge,
it doesn't look like porn.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:17, archived)
# bloody hell, he's huge!~
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:20, archived)
# have you not
seen the green mile?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:26, archived)
# yes, I think so
was there a giant green frog in that too?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:28, archived)
# yep.
hard to miss it really.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:30, archived)
# Kermit You're So Big!
arf!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:20, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:14, archived)
# Hahahaha!
wonderful!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:16, archived)
# hehehe, nicely done
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:16, archived)
# Top shop!
Woo!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:18, archived)
# woo!


(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:22, archived)
# I did not see your post, honest.
Sequel time perhaps. Great minds etc.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:31, archived)
# :)
s'all good
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Q'n'D
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:11, archived)
# green eggs and ham
i am not sam i am!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:12, archived)
[challenge entry] "It's time start the music, it's time to rape and kill"
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:10, archived)
# in b4 hot fozz!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:11, archived)
# she reminds me of alley muckbeal
dunno why
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:15, archived)
# Yay!
And don't forget the eagerly anticipated sequel..
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:17, archived)
# aaaah!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:01, archived)
# Who is this guy and why are you picking on him so mercilessly tonight?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:01, archived)
# I'm not!
just having fun
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:11, archived)
# looks scarily like a Spoonguard baby
only grown up.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:07, archived)
# SPOOOOOOOOOOOOONGUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:07, archived)
# BUUUUUUUUUUUYYYYYYY
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:12, archived)
# SPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNGUUUAAAAAAAAAAAARD
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Do be do be doo.....

...do be do do be doo doo....
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:00, archived)
# I have a redex
but am left singing the tune my daughters' FIS plays.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick, before someone else does.....
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:55, archived)
# hahaha, nicely shopped!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:55, archived)
# I've been meaning to ask about vombieing me
But I just can't seem to get a good source picture for you

If I can get one, is there any chance yo ucould take the time?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:56, archived)
# Bonnie Langford is bad enough....
but Bonnie Langford ZOMBIFIED?


/Hides behind sofa
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:56, archived)
# send it by all means
but I can't guarantee it'll get done. I've got a huge stack of requests to wade through.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:57, archived)
# and after all those 'requests', what about the zombies?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:58, archived)
# They'll have to eat brains elsewhere
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:02, archived)
# Yeah
I'll find something for you anyway
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:58, archived)
# I hope my request got through
zombie in a superman t-shirt and possible couplage?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:08, archived)
# Nice!~
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:56, archived)
# ha ha,
a bit like...

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:58, archived)
# SEXY TIME!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:58, archived)
# ^ this
and ^ this
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:59, archived)
# I don't know why, exactly
But this just makes me laugh like a loon. Good job!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Sleepless in Seattle

/font matching blog
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:53, archived)
# Haha!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:54, archived)
# You actually like it?
Wooo
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:54, archived)
# hehe!
thats good :)
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:54, archived)
# hahahahah
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:55, archived)
[challenge entry] ..

(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:46, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:47, archived)
# Wait!
Hamtoucher!

Archie, there is no fucking need to put old images in new threads - if it is a compo image then it still has voting on it and this time of the week is THE worst time to overload the already threadrushed board.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:51, archived)
# There's no 'f*cking' need to put shots of placenta on the board at teatime, but it happens ;)
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:52, archived)
# But not old ones in new threads.
Not EVER.

My shots do not push other people's work off the board. That's not right.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:53, archived)
# Although the one TGA actually pushed off the board
Is, I believe, a PickledPizza post. One of the 3 variants on the same photo that he's posted in new threads in the past hour.

Ah, modern ethical dilemmas...
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:17, archived)
# hehe
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:59, archived)
# Corn rows, and barley rows!
woo!~
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:47, archived)
# Wakka wakka wakka

THE MAN BURNS IN -52- DAYS
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:48, archived)
# Even this would be a better film than the Nicholas Cage one...
Though there is an edited version on youtube showing just the best bits*.

*(when he's kicking women in the face)
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:51, archived)
# the remake was one of the most entertaining experiences of my life
beautiful.
NOT THE BEES!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:53, archived)
# I went with my degree group
when they broke his legs, everyone in the cinema laughed.

"AAAGH, My Legs!"
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:07, archived)
# TJ : where is JollyJack?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:53, archived)
# probably wanking over squirrels.
Why do people tolerate that kind of perversion?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:53, archived)
# it's fucked up and no mistakes
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:55, archived)
# Have you followed that link?
They are women pretending to be animals and it's sick and odd, yet JJ presents animals as sex objects.

it fucking sickens me, it really does.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:57, archived)
# because...
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:56, archived)
# That made me laugh.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:59, archived)
# I can't seem to get a reply from Jolly Jack though :(
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:59, archived)
# "The Observer magazine just about summed him up,
smug, self-satisfied."
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:01, archived)
# He is successful?
but he draws squirrels with tits?

I suppose speciality porn sells, paedophiles make good money too I hear.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:03, archived)
# No, that was just a quote from a Fall song
but it seemed appropriate.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:05, archived)
# did someoen say squirrel with tits?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:16, archived)
# Hey a succesful artist has no right to be either of those things!
No, wait, yes, yes, he does.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:33, archived)
# haha
that's way better than the real thing
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:59, archived)
# :D
:D *GLEE*
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:10, archived)
# toleration I can understand
the celebration of it I can not
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:57, archived)
# I really like his work with the spider and the scorpion.
It's not particularly original, but it is very good, but I have had to put him on ignore because he will not stop posting beastiality pictures.

it'd be okay if they were funny, but they're just 'look! a cat! and i want to fuck it!'

it's just sick.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:00, archived)
# I disagree with your title text, surreal does not equal surreal humour, squiggle and squiggle are not funny
from there on in, I pretty much agree totally.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:04, archived)
# No, surreal does not equal surreal humour,
but I enjoyed those. He can draw too, there is no doubt about it, but if he was drawing kids with tits people would get pissed off, why do they not mind when it is animals.

Fuck, cats don't live long enough to reach the age of consent :)
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:07, archived)
# I had a 16 year old cat!
I'm more down on him than is justified because I can't stand/understand the attendant sycophancy.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:09, archived)
# *calls the police*
that cat was underage!... oh you had one as a pet... *puts the phone down on the police*
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:11, archived)
# and hence derives the term 'underage pussy'
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:12, archived)
# Well...
it's not like he advocates fucking actual cats... the figures he draws are highly anthropomorphised and stylized animals, and in any case he doesn't show them engaged in sexual acts.
Whatever your feelings about his style and the content of his comics, I think you have to concede that he does possess enormous ability. I think that's mainly why people are so responsive to his posts. Or not?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:24, archived)
# You are waaaaay more turned on by fluffy erotica than I am!
I enjoy the anime style human animal hybrid cheescake pics. Most of the bodies look (just a bit, heh) idealized, but that's anime.
Since they don't make me want to fuck a cat, I am free to enjoy them for the prettiness of the artwork.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:20, archived)
# launches httrack
for the archives, you know
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:00, archived)
# its the reason you asked for the Image Challenge :D
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:55, archived)
# I'll see you all next Wednesday...
;)
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:56, archived)
# haha!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:05, archived)
# Hahahaha!
It's my first time for this. Does that mean you're going to burn me?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:31, archived)
# genius :D
*clicks*
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 7:52, archived)
# XD
Kermit cracks me up on this picture!

XD
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Yay compo!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:46, archived)
# the pun
it burnses
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:50, archived)
# hahaha, I expect this to be the first of MANY of these
great stuff!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:51, archived)
[challenge entry] poor
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:45, archived)
# that muppet gave me nightmares as a kid
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:50, archived)
# Sweetums was lovely!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:44, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:45, archived)
# pfffh :)
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:45, archived)
# nice!~
and cleverific!~
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:47, archived)
# so many puns, so little time
*likes this compo already*
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:49, archived)
# hahaha, great stuff!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Phwooooooooooooooooooooarr!


Now with less Muppet areola!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:43, archived)
# may want to pixelate the boobs
before people complain
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:44, archived)
# *complain*
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:45, archived)
# Oh, sorry...
Didn't realise this was the Cbeebies site...
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:45, archived)
# Didnt you?
oh well.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:47, archived)
# It's not
and people on here are not prudish. The nsfw guidelines are in place to prevent people getting sacked for looking at b3ta. They're reasonable, and you should follow them.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:48, archived)
# I like to look at B3ta at work.
If you post stuff which looks like porn then I can't.

Stop being a selfish sod - I like a good bit of pron as much as the next man, but I don't want to get sacked because you can't link it, now go away and sort it out, you silly little man.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:05, archived)
# Well it's certainly not the Cboobies website.
And for good reason as stipulated above.
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 1:00, archived)
# . .
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:58, archived)
# Haha!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:04, archived)
# Fuck off.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:44, archived)
# Woo!
I tried watching this on New Year's Eve 1999/2000, but it was on Channel 5 so all I saw was snow. =(
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:45, archived)
# Still.
Not often we get snow at Christmas, eh?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:46, archived)
# Funny enough
That Christams I was in Scotland, and it did actually snow. I got caught in a blizzard, even. =P *can be a pedant too*
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:35, archived)
# boobies.
They is nsfw..
That means not safe for work
That means that people at work may get in trouble.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:46, archived)
# If they're at work...
...they should be working!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:48, archived)
# Yeh well.
Breaks? etc.

Also, its in the FAQ. so that means its law.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:56, archived)
# Hello, new person, etc
Read this bit of the FAQ.

Ta.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:57, archived)
# No, sorry.
I am working and waiting for stuff to render.

Please link this or just fuck off?
#
Are there no mods about?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:58, archived)
# Your opinions about peoples' working practices are irrelevant in this instance.
There are very clear guidelines in the faq regarding this. Please follow them, or you're going to end up on everyone's ignore list.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:10, archived)
# NSFW
not suitable for wanking
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:46, archived)
# Aw!
I was enjoying that.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:47, archived)
# doo doooo doo doodoo
sorry
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:56, archived)
# You are an ignorant prick.
AICMFP
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:28, archived)
# Calm down!
It's all gone a bit Mary Whitehouse in here!

I've blacked the titties out - apologies for any offence caused, I didn't realise a flat chested lady/muppet would whip up such a storm of controversy!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 22:34, archived)
[challenge entry] The money was good
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:42, archived)
# Frog's porn
/can't be arsed to make it blog
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:46, archived)

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