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His Master's Mother...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:48, archived)

hahaha

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Kaiser, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:49, archived)

I remember her.

She was in Mr Bean.

& that would be awesome with some music :D

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Cae1, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:50, archived)

dance drugs and old people would be funny

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:51, archived)

BRILLIANT

Gets down with the oldies *click*
Tries to get back up again *crick*

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 20:29, archived)

Collecting "straight-to-video" actors since 1977

(kennethshand has nothing more to say on the matter, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:45, archived)

*is not getting it*

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Cae1, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:55, archived)

i saw that one of the police academy films was on the other night

and wondered what happened to that fucker

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Bazmonkey baws!, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:58, archived)

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Kaiser, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:42, archived)

woo!

go Einstein!

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:50, archived)

Yummy!

Have a woo!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:51, archived)

legend!

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:53, archived)

mad old codger

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 20:56, archived)

I Asked Silly Stickman to help me Celebrate 500 Posts.

(__, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:32, archived)

Did he agree?

Woo! & congratz

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Cae1, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:34, archived)

wayhey

celebrationss

(scuv mywales.info, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:35, archived)

Conga rats!

And come on, don't judge him too harshly...who the feck WOULDN'T push a button that juicy? *palms itch*

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:35, archived)

Huzzah to you Sir

As soon as I saw that I thought of it being read out by weebl a-la "Silly Catface"

(Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:40, archived)

HAHAHA

congrats.

But for your 1000 we demand nudity!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:43, archived)

If I was

Lord Mayor Of London

(Vonpip http://www.thevpme.com, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:21, archived)

I say

good luck to him

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ClanSoul, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:22, archived)

What ?

In bombing Liverpool or becoming mayor ...or both ?

(Vonpip http://www.thevpme.com, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:23, archived)

Definately both

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ClanSoul, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:24, archived)

Know your enemy?

now i have Rage against the machiene stuck in my head.

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Cae1, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:33, archived)

da dun dun dun de dun dun dun dun

da dun dun dun de DUN DUN DUUUN

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:35, archived)

Compromise

Conformity
Assimilation
Submission
Ignorance
Hypocrisy
Brutality
The elite!

(engekomkommer, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 3:15, archived)

TJ:

Just done my first "making people more attractive" 'shop
www.b3tards.com/u/52d4a1c45aa05d5eef63/before.jpg
www.b3tards.com/u/52d4a1c45aa05d5eef63/after.jpg
Probably NSFW

Woo by the way.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:34, archived)

It didn't work.

They arent that attractive.

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ClanSoul, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:37, archived)

^this

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Cae1, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:39, archived)

haha

did you just free transform her sideways?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:44, archived)

So why did you turn her into Gillian Taylforth?

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Hankster, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:46, archived)

hahahahaha!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:47, archived)

Pink socks taste good

(scuv mywales.info, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:10, archived)

I bet

the women love you.

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:13, archived)

hahaha have you googled

pink sock ?

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< you, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:13, archived)

oh my fucking god

these days I am wary of learning new things on the internets

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:16, archived)

Oh dear god... why do I do these things...

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:18, archived)

...

...you utter bastard.

And I just ate lunch.

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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:18, archived)

I hate you. So much, right now.

I then had to google 'rectal prolapse' to actually see what it looked like. IT'S WORSE THAN GOATSE.

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ClanSoul, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:21, archived)

I have now.

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:22, archived)

Yes sadly me too!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:28, archived)

Well I'M aroused

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:15, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:16, archived)

Hahaha, christ.

Thats enough to make Little Miss Sunshine run away in fright

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:17, archived)

little miss naughty would like it tho

(scuv mywales.info, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:18, archived)

Brings back the true meaning of impailment

If that is even a word

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:20, archived)

It is a word

but it's spelled impalement.
/pedant

(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:55, archived)

proof ?

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< you, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:16, archived)

My chair is slippy.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:18, archived)

well

there you have it

(scuv mywales.info, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:19, archived)

proof accepted

:-)

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< you, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:20, archived)

Hurray!

And I didn't even have to mention wide-ons

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:21, archived)

hahah "wide-ons"

I had to google that

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< you, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:26, archived)

Brave. Very brave.

I hope you're not at work.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:27, archived)

I didn't find anything of interest

How dissapointing.

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ClanSoul, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:28, archived)

You're a rubbish 15 year old lad

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:32, archived)

That backs me up.

What was your point?

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ClanSoul, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:32, archived)

thats my mate gutt

he likes to wear his girlfriends socks
makes me worry what else he wears

(scuv mywales.info, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:16, archived)

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Kaiser, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:16, archived)

this made me jump

monster screen saver size please !

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OneOfSome, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 20:39, archived)

Cats Illustrated

with a bit of Photoshopping

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Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:58, archived)

is that a hat?

or has he had his brains scooped out?

or maybe i need a better monitor!

edit: ...and woo!!

(Professor Plum did it with the lead pipe in the billiard room on, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:00, archived)

It has a fringe (and a minge, for he is a she)

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Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:08, archived)

aaaaw

lully

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:02, archived)

Fluff!

That's superb.

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foop, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:32, archived)

It's Monday again, I'm afraid...

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:46, archived)

gromit!

gromit!
it's the wrong biscuit, gromit!

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:47, archived)

I have noticed...

I wonder what happened to the weekend

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:47, archived)

i know what happened to my money at the weekend

it got peed up against the wall

(scuv mywales.info, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:49, archived)

silly scuv

money is not drink!

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:50, archived)

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Kaiser, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:48, archived)

woohoo!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:54, archived)

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Kaiser, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:56, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:02, archived)

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Kaiser, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:03, archived)

yum

mayo

(scuv mywales.info, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:02, archived)

Sorry

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:03, archived)

hehehe

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Kaiser, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:04, archived)

*wipes piss from mind*

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:05, archived)

colouring of jolly jacks work

I can't find the original link now but it included clubbing some seals

(scuv mywales.info, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:45, archived)

That came out quite nicely!

Yay

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:46, archived)

cheers

:-D

(scuv mywales.info, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:49, archived)

most wonderful!

You can colour me anytime.

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Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 21:29, archived)

Manners...

(beardybeardbeard, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:43, archived)

Why are you trying to be pachey?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:44, archived)

hooray!!!

that's pretty much the (only!) response i got to this:

blatant pea i'm afraid, but i thought it was quite good!!

:(

(Professor Plum did it with the lead pipe in the billiard room on, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:53, archived)

One sec let me find it. Real one from a train.

DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR FIST IS?!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:01, archived)

damn!

I turned away for just a sec, and, well...

can anybody help me find my fist?

realizes i'm going to be inviting a shitstorm of scat responses

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:04, archived)

theres something like that on my compressor

it says:

Do not use for more than 10 minutes.
compressor may explode.
ALWAYS SHIELD EYES.

(scuv mywales.info, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:04, archived)

hahaha very good!

(Professor Plum did it with the lead pipe in the billiard room on, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:30, archived)

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:45, archived)

half a

hatstand?

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Bazmonkey baws!, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:50, archived)

*takes notes

looking forward to a blind beating.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:45, archived)

what a silly man

but who is he?
is he trying to entice that businessman

(scuv mywales.info, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:47, archived)

~~that businessman~~ Danny Devito

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:51, archived)

that

makes it even more spooky

(scuv mywales.info, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:55, archived)

Catholics, you've gotta love 'em

or they'll force their love on you.

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:37, archived)

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Kaiser, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:41, archived)

Hahaha!

Ace

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DogHorse plop, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:42, archived)

why did i just know

this would have glitter in it? :)

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Bazmonkey baws!, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:41, archived)

a) You have been on b3ta too long

b) Paedophile = Gary Glitter
c)
d) Profit

Delete as applicable

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:43, archived)

All I really needed to know in life

I learned right here on b3ta.

thank you, b3tans!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:44, archived)

MOST ARE APPLICABLE

/bloody caps lock

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Bazmonkey baws!, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:46, archived)

LOLZ!! ROFLCOPTERS! FUCK YOU COCKMUNCHER

/DOCTOR DYSLEXIA

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:49, archived)

Well, as she always tells me:

ITS NOT CAPSLOCK ITS A SHIFT KEY YOU DICKBUTT.

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Bazmonkey baws!, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:52, archived)

Haha

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:52, archived)

hehehe

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:44, archived)

Hadoken!

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:46, archived)

i am convinced

he can actually do that

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:48, archived)

If you wanna be in my chain gang, chain gang.

(Woody999, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:06, archived)

Quick, dirty and it probably still took more time than it was worth.....

The new Taun-Taun in-car navigator took a lot of getting used too...

As discussed with Lazlo Woodbine in the office today.

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mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:37, archived)

Braw!

I couldn't be bothered doing mine in the end, I got a new idea while listening to the news as you can see ^^ up there. :)

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:38, archived)

Thats....

...two priest/dodgy sex posts in rapid succession...you worry me...a lot...

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mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:40, archived)

I like dodgy sex priests,

sue me.

*becomes catholic*

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:41, archived)

*sues*

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mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:42, archived)

*counter sues*

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:43, archived)

*bribes judge*

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mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:46, archived)

*sleeps with jury*

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:47, archived)

*Blackmails jury for doing things with a ginge*

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mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:48, archived)

*uses the Chewbacca defence*

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:50, archived)

*pelts with ewoks*

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mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:52, archived)

*hires Johnnie Cochran*

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:54, archived)

hahaha

look at the silly monkey!

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Bazmonkey baws!, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:55, archived)

Haha

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DogHorse plop, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:41, archived)

that joke's also made in chuck klosterman's book

'killing yourself to live'
woo, though

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:44, archived)

*sigh*

never a first with me is it?

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mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:45, archived)

Thats what she said.

Badum tish.

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:48, archived)

You know...

...I don't recall your fiance complaining at the time though...

*wins*

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mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:49, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7411155

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:51, archived)

A very BAD pun.

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

Too late for the computer error compo, and probably too early of the inevitable Harry Potter Compo, but have it anyway... you know you want it!

(Phoenixx1973 Will be campaigning for the "Vote Saxon" party., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:34, archived)

*accepts*

Have a link to a story of a picture we're all familar with

www.ocregister.com/ocregister/homepage/abox/article_1768022.php

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:36, archived)

Ha ha ha She said Phuc!

Naughty!

(Phoenixx1973 Will be campaigning for the "Vote Saxon" party., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:38, archived)

Haha!

Thai food!

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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:41, archived)

Phuket is a tourist shitehole!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:53, archived)

noted

I will not tourist there

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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:14, archived)

I prayed that it wasnt tubgirl

and i was pleasantly surprised.

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Bazmonkey baws!, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:45, archived)

Hah.

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:15, archived)

Somebody complained about my lack of 'Sinister'

Will this do?

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:32, archived)

needs more

half a person.

'kin woo, Sir!

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The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:33, archived)

'k you

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:35, archived)

That's pretty sinister

Woo!

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in vino veritas, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:35, archived)

you're too kind, m'lady :)

how be ye?

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:37, archived)

I am very well

How are you?

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in vino veritas, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:40, archived)

i am fair to middling

and pleased with how this image turned out, certainly.

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:41, archived)

have my hearse as well then

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TBL I posted this on, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:47, archived)

wooo

I want one!

(scuv mywales.info, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:50, archived)

heh

i remember seeing that the other week

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:09, archived)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:19, archived)

Ah dusne git it

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:19, archived)

The old loreal makeup adverts

If you cast your mind back a bit.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:20, archived)

ahhhhhhh L'orryoil

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:29, archived)

ahhhh

*spangs self*

Thank you meester T

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:31, archived)

Ha!

That took me a mo...

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Monty Propps, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:20, archived)

*groan*

Puntastic.

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:20, archived)

Is she of age?

Black lip stick floats my boat.

(engekomkommer, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:20, archived)

stunning features methinks.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:21, archived)

Cor

Your sheets must be dirty

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Monty Propps, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:21, archived)

I know mine are

_{I've said too much}

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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:36, archived)

I'm worth it!

*flicks hair and showers the room with an oil slick*

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in vino veritas, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:21, archived)

*strikes match*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:22, archived)

You're always so mean to me! *weeps*

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in vino veritas, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:22, archived)

How so?

I was only going to light up a nice barbecue for you!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:25, archived)

Reminds me of a girl I once knew....

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Monty Propps, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:23, archived)

would we not believe all the things she put you through?

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:33, archived)

nice shoppage

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:22, archived)

how cheap...

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:23, archived)

haha

ACE HIGH!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:30, archived)

cor i'll have

some of them please...

(jagathewise, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 20:08, archived)

Would*

*might have, was rather tipsy this weekend

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kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 20:46, archived)

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Kaiser, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:17, archived)

WINNA!

:D

*clicks*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:18, archived)

*pfffft*

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:18, archived)

HAHAHAHA!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:19, archived)

haha!

*refrains from pearoasting miss piggy and gonzo deepthroat mash*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:43, archived)

ftmfw

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:20, archived)

'Noons

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:11, archived)

and a $million

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:12, archived)

and an erection

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:13, archived)

o_0

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:14, archived)

And a dry cleaning bill.

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Monty Propps, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:14, archived)

I'm aroused just at the thought of it

Bloody priests never put out for me

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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:14, archived)

try getting them drunk on comunial(SP?) wine

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:15, archived)

psst

communion wine is non alcoholic.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:32, archived)

WHAT!?

Why the fuck do they go to church then?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:34, archived)

You should think about switching churches

they're all at it you know.

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:16, archived)

fuckinell

you couldn't even get a touch-up off a priest

are gay or summat?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:19, archived)

a little xeno-boogie?

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:05, archived)

fuck yeah

*gets on down*

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:06, archived)

is that...a rp?

Still woo though :)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:07, archived)

you can check

and you'll still be wrong!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:08, archived)

Ooh he's right you know folks

www.b3tards.com/u/56cd392636bbdac250ce/alienrawk2.gif
www.b3tards.com/u/56cd392636bbdac250ce/alienrawk.gif

"Oh no!!!It's a picture of me looking slightly different!"

/Mortimer

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:12, archived)

hahahahaha, the classic DLT and Noel Edmonds sketch

that follows the whole "I've always wanted to put me organ 'in cider'"

Possibly their greatest moment.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:14, archived)

hahahahahahah

I love it so much :D

2nd only to "Stars for their Eyes" with George "Well, you look nowt like 'im, Bill" Michael and Masterchef

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:15, archived)

6 minutes of heaven

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xcXuZvvfRE

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:19, archived)

*plants bit smackeroo on kisser*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:20, archived)

I always preferred

Antiques Roadshow mesel' www.youtube.com/watch?v=V__ZvgPdSPU

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Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:21, archived)

yer can't give a baby booze!

I was an Otis and Marvin fan. Plus "What's on the end of yer stick Vic?"

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:41, archived)

Fuck me

that never fails to freak me out. The Loyd Grossman angle is weird enough without Bob wearing that fucking nose / tache thing over his own nose.

'It's a shoe cake, a cake-y shoe'.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:22, archived)

I'm sorry,

I failed to see that sketch, because during it I developed eyebrow curtains.

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Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:17, archived)

haha

That sketch gives me the fear everytime

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:18, archived)

Who is the booking

agent please?

(Smudger, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:08, archived)

Ripley....

believe it or not!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:11, archived)

Ha! Verrr good.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:24, archived)

new giger edition flying V

tres awsome mr Zank

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:12, archived)

RAWK OUT WITH ONE'S CAWK OUT!

woo

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:13, archived)

a pointy metal guitar played through vintage marshall plexi's

That's simply a perverse idea!

Love this lots *click

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:11, archived)

Back To

Boris A credible challenge to Ken at last eh

(Vonpip http://www.thevpme.com, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:47, archived)

that is a stand full of hats

and as such may represent his actual campaign plan

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:48, archived)

Pffffft!

"Boris the unicredidble".... *Click*

Good shop!

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Monty Propps, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:50, archived)

I think that Boris represents a genuine change for the good.

My guess is that the oiks will disagree however.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:53, archived)

hahahaha

it'll be comedy gold every day in the papers, and possibly as dangerous as hiring Norman Wisdom to run the Military.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:54, archived)

im looking forward to it as well

though it'd be even funnier if he ran for portsmouth or liverpool

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:21, archived)

I`m not far

From Liverpool and their outraged ingdignation did i confess have me chuckling

(Vonpip http://www.thevpme.com, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:42, archived)

I'd vote for him in that

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:54, archived)

Uncredible he may be...

but my GOD he would be good in power as Mayor.!

Imagine Red Ken's face if he lost to Boris. Hehehe.

(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:26, archived)

Yip yip yip yip

(Quetzacoatl is sitting on your bust of Pallas, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:47, archived)

I posted the link to the original the other day

classic stuff
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fQaj31Wtko

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:48, archived)

I love those little guys!

(Quetzacoatl is sitting on your bust of Pallas, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:51, archived)

yey :) have this from yesterweek :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:48, archived)

Space Designs! Why don't they just get the message and fuck off!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:49, archived)

had some sales guy ring up the other day, trying to sell me a CARPET.

"Does it feel nice? Oh, I'll take a roll"

Why the fuck would I buy a carpet I've never seen over the phone?

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:06, archived)

If they can do the mail-order Russian brides

I'm sure there's got to be a market for carpets by phone.

After all, blind people buy them sight-unseen all the time, don't they?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:08, archived)

yeah, but I bet they know the taste of carpet before buying it :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:11, archived)

are you suggesting that all blind people are lesbians?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:13, archived)

Helen Keller was :D

She didn't know though.....

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:26, archived)

Those things used to terrify me as a kid

In fact they still do

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:53, archived)

hahaha one of the best sketches ever! :D

yup yup yup...coooow..mooooooooooo

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:05, archived)

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