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# messing about with the tablet
And decided to draw this

Click to enbiggen and nudify
Couldnt be assed to colour it properly though.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:00, archived)
# cor
:D
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:01, archived)
[challenge entry] ^this. nicely done
sorry to tj, but i'll just dump this puerile compo entry here.
don't want to waste a whole thread on it

i used to love that book as a kid...
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:03, archived)
# Why is she naked?
I am curious...
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:02, archived)
# that's rather nice
but her i find her lack of pubes disturbing
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:02, archived)
# this
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:03, archived)
# there's only one very thick black one
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:04, archived)
# i didnt know really what to put there
everything i know about women i learnt from playing with barbies
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:04, archived)
# haha
bugger
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:09, archived)
# and main groove.
If you get my meaning.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:04, archived)
# It's not so much the lack of pubes
As the shape and position of her boobs :s
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:09, archived)
# she are poobless
pervit!

/nice sketch all the same ;)
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:02, archived)
# With a name like that,
I dont suppose you are a 5punker?
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:09, archived)
# narr
comes from surname being Spencer and used to be a punk and I guess ..like to spunk. been my online nick for 10 years now
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:17, archived)
# Needs more pubes.
or maybe a CDC.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:03, archived)
# Should have left it black and white
some cunt would have coloured it for you sooner or later
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:04, archived)
# WARNING
This female human contains no insertion slot.

Female human 2.0 will contain insertion slot.

Upgrade costs £3,000.

Buy upgrade?:
Y/N
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:07, archived)
# Insertion slot?
Sounds like an extra feature for that Femskin stuff in the newsletter
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:08, archived)
# Error 403:
Newsletter subscription expired.

Renew subscription?:
Y/N
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:11, archived)
# Erm
You can just click the Newsletter link at the top.

Unless it's just a joke in which case I haven't slept properly in a month so I'm more than a little slow at the moment...
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:12, archived)
# I really need to read the new newsletter.
And it was just a joke. I ain't really a computer.

I recommend sleep, it's endorsed by all the politicians.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Whatever
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:45, archived)
# haha
:D
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:45, archived)
# hahaha
*click*
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:46, archived)
# arf.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:47, archived)
# haha!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:48, archived)
# Tee hee!
*clickeths*
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:48, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:48, archived)
# you all managed to read it then? ;)
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:50, archived)
# it has a great ending..
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:51, archived)
# SNACK KILLS DUMBASS!!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:52, archived)
# "WOSIT CHOKER SHOCKER"
I should should write for the Sun, but having 5 CSEs, I am probably over qualified.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:55, archived)
# Dont give it away!
..there are still some lazy shits out there that have'nt read it!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:52, archived)
# *sings*
Ron Gets Laid
Ron Gets Laid
Ron Gets
Ron Gets
Laid
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:58, archived)
# he spurts his ginger juice?
into a trumpet?
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:59, archived)
# SHHhhhhh!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:03, archived)
# Ja, and some sprogs come out the other end.
Two, to be precise.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:04, archived)
# click
or clique
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:56, archived)
# both if you like ;)
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:59, archived)
# Turbulence
poppinsparaplu
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:45, archived)
# Mary Poppins: I'm a virgin!
Tiberiusgracchus: Well you're fucked now!

badum-TISH.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:46, archived)
#
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:48, archived)
# Whoopie
Poppins can fuck me anytime
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:53, archived)
# As can a small midget from Basingstoke on her lunch break from the Co-op.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:04, archived)
# The filthy mare
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:11, archived)
# \o/
well, who wouldn't
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:47, archived)
# Eddie!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:47, archived)
# who did the original image
that I stole and made more SHAKEY

:D

because I like it when things shake in a suggestive manner, because I have issues

:D
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:48, archived)
# That reminds me
Did I ever post this?


Seamless etc.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:50, archived)
# you just did
davew27 is going to punch you in the gun turrets, Sat 21 Jul, 22:50
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:51, archived)
# Seamless or not..
still made me giggle... surperb :)
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:51, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:55, archived)
# Lewis Hamilton Crash

(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:41, archived)
# He's just died
Delete this please.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:42, archived)
# Dont Think So !
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:43, archived)
# I work in the hospital.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:44, archived)
# get me his autograph
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:45, archived)
# Dude, the guy's dead.
It's going to have to be a lock of hair.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:46, archived)
# or a lucky dip unharvested organ
*selects bossa nova*

Yeah! bontempi kicks ass!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:48, archived)
# *cowbells*
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:50, archived)
# this is bOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONTEMPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
We got all the fucking cowbels!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:51, archived)
# Reminds me of the song
"It's All A Load of Bollocks".
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:47, archived)
# this
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:49, archived)
# *sings loudly*
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:51, archived)
# Harry Enfield?
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:43, archived)
# Who did?
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:44, archived)
# John Whale
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:45, archived)
# Pope Thames
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:48, archived)
# fuck, i knew they were desperate to get more people watching
but thats taking the piss.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:45, archived)
# Comedy is all about the timing
Get it wrong and it's just not funny.

EDIT: Oh, he's ok...fair enough
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:43, archived)
# Nope, it's not about the things you say.
When the time's right, say random stuff.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:44, archived)
# Spurt Sponge Horse Gut Goat Bat SPRINKLE PISS!
what?
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:45, archived)
# Frogs Flour Eat Noodle Cup Lard NOSTRIL FACE!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:46, archived)
# Plot gunge sprout hump?
a ha!

Throb sprocket cock hammer burst punnet!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:49, archived)
# Well then, if you wanna play that way...
Lemurs Dick Doggy Waggle Numpty Oaf Fucker
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:51, archived)
# okay man! the boat is in the yard and the chickens are rubbing the casting nub!
blunder gusset horse strap pigeon trumpet spoon wagon
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:52, archived)
# Well if you snarfle like that, I'll keep sellotaping gammon to your phone.
I ate my hamster's mother and went to the Co-op to get a new dresser but they had a fire so I rubbed up against a lampost and spluffed on a dead wig.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:54, archived)
# funny story I pumped my phone with vaseline earlier today
then my leg was throbbing so I opened the window and a small urchin looked up at me and said "How cuntarse have your got any your fucking speed like cos I'm fucking going fucking mental like bexcause it's all fucking going fucking like fucking" and then he burst slowly from the legs upwards spurting guts and juices all over the road and the workmen weren't happy because they had been digging up the road for no apparent reason to watch it slowly fill with rain from the dead reindeer that were leaking from their mighty blunderbus and operating a variety of different coloured lights for the confusion of the passing 747 airliner which had an urgent delivery of air that had to arrive AM but was late and as such would arrive at exactly 1:37pm the next day, resulting in a fine for such tardyness.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:58, archived)
# well it's fanny you said that because i went to newcastle to get my pension
and i saw santa claus molesting someone behind the desk at vodafone and was all weird because his spunk was all blue and it went in my dog's eyes and he cried like a sheep so i went and dug him a grave made out of jelly and i saw eddie izzard so i ate his nose but no matter what i done my dog was still dead so i jumped into the sewers and wrote a series of bestselling books about a boy wizard who in the end gets laid with his best friend's sister and the funniest thing is that she drinks bisto.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:01, archived)
# but but but bute boat boet boetoijf !
but marcus!! why do you say this!! marcuuuuuus marcussususeuesusese!

anyway, I was at the musuem and the fishtank exploded and there was fish and bulbs everywhere in amsterdam and it got bit in half and there was some kind of train going around in circles and I asked the man "What the fuck man?" and he shrugged his shoulders of mutton and they flew away into the sunrise and it was really heart warming because of the temperature and they cooked in their own juices so this guy caught them in his huge net in his back pocket and they poured gravy all over them and I rubbed them a bit and they quite liked it so I rubbed them again but the police arrived and I got arrested for indecent exposure and they said F-STOP! and took pictures and like I had to stand around different objects pretending that I was pointing them out but I wasn't really it was all a joke and we laughed over cakes a cucumber sandwiches because cucumbers are quite funny animals the way they just spin around when you tie them to a gate but if you tie them up too tightly they die in the heat.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:12, archived)
# As said before,
comedy relies on timing.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:23, archived)
# a
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:24, archived)
# It's like that time I did a standup routine*
completely composed of dead Princess Diana jokes. Five minutes after the crash. In Paris. In an underpass. In a white Fiat Uno.

*may be Armando Iannucci joke
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:47, archived)
# french concrete stopping german iron
it still doesn't make sense!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:50, archived)
# I don't think he did!.. 10th starting place is gonna sting.
Woo!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:45, archived)
# Awww, poor thing
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:41, archived)
# maybe you can eat it?
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:42, archived)
# Did I take a wrong turn? Is this /b/?
Fuck I hope not.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:44, archived)
# All roadkill goes to heaven..


Yay!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:44, archived)
# Oh the poor little thing
He looks so forlorn:(

I love hedgehogs...
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:45, archived)
# why is there a dead hedgehog in the bag too?
this is disturbing...
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:47, archived)
#
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:32, archived)
# Fuck me.
You really are bloody good, you know.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:32, archived)
# Not really
He never made it to the UK!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:34, archived)
#
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:35, archived)
# Heh
I wish I deserved that :)
It's just text on a picture... yes, the picture is genuine.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:35, archived)
# See now I'm disappointed.
That's like telling all the girls in the club not to worry, that bluge in your trousers is only a pair of socks.

;-0 I'm only joking, chuff.

*bounces around to the Locamotion*
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:37, archived)
# It's a superb source pic..
Would have been a great 'Wrigleys.. great to taste, even better to share" parody :)
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:37, archived)
# One very little thing is bringing them together.
Homoeroticawoo.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:37, archived)
# waitaminutenow
I'm sure I saw this the other day
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:33, archived)
# I posted a version yesterday
during the night shift... different text.
The pic has been posted elsewhere, although I've never seen anyone else post it here :)
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:35, archived)
# ah
I wasn't complaining, just making sure I hadn't dreamt it
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:35, archived)
# PEAROAST!!!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:37, archived)
#
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:41, archived)
# ahhh
the elite Deutschermannimmannthrobbingrückseitigeschmerzgibt regiment
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:34, archived)
# erich, do you think... we're the baddies?
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:34, archived)
# what
makes you think that?
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:35, archived)
# NAZI CHIP GIRLS FTW!
woo!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:36, archived)
# Nazi chips
Nazi chips
Nazi chips
Fuck off!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:38, archived)
# hahaha
This doesn't make any fucking sense!!!!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:53, archived)
# The one on the right
is a young Stephen Fry.

AICMFP
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:39, archived)
# exactly what i thought.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:42, archived)
# Also, the one on the left
is Terry Gilliam.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:43, archived)
[challenge entry] my compo entry
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:29, archived)
# I love JB
but I gut-laughed at this

woo and click!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:30, archived)
# thx
just noticed a typo though
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:32, archived)
# haha
i actually giggled then.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:32, archived)
# ah, the good hull
i, too, love jeff, but still...
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:32, archived)
# Ris?
/lives under a rock blog
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:34, archived)
# pfffftttt....
save us a seat!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:37, archived)
# Ouchie
Jeff Buckley is my fucking god.

And yet this made me chuckle.

I guess I'm just evil...
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:47, archived)
# I laughed also
yet cried when he died.
does that make me an evil softy?
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:01, archived)
# Yes, yes it does.
I got it all arse over tip, I was too young to know about him when he was alive, and I only found out he was dead after I'd fallen in love with Grace after recommendation from a mate, and THEN I cried.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:04, archived)
# Hey Sonny!

(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:12, archived)
# sTOAP it!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:13, archived)
# OK who's been feeding delboy alcohol?
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:21, archived)
# Pfft!..
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:26, archived)
# pffft
much better & funnier
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:28, archived)
#
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:30, archived)
# Makin' automotive products teh sexeh!
(unless I am missing something... )

Yay!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:33, archived)
# this is top quality
i don't think i've said that yet.
psst... it's copyright, unless that was intentional?
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:37, archived)
# MEH?
Aces High Lorry oil doesn't. Apart from the brand name I recreated the whole thing.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:47, archived)
# your sig, dear boy
though i'm assuming you know now
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:55, archived)
# I lol'd at this.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:38, archived)
# ok
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:14, archived)
# YAH MO BE THERE
This song is currently on the radio.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:14, archived)
# Ack
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:14, archived)
# If I hear Yah Mo Be There one more time
yah mo burn this place to the ground
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:17, archived)
# Was that colonel Abrahams?
or something?
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:18, archived)
# Michael MacDonald
And Thingy Ingrams.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:19, archived)
# bernard ingham
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:20, archived)
# I don't think so.
Who's that?
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:21, archived)
# i don't think so either
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernard_Ingham
but it would've been funny
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:22, archived)
# OH
It would have been.

Bitch. Not you, Thatcher.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:24, archived)
# the man himself was a right arse too
think prescott but tory and not quite so stupid
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:28, archived)
# Ooooh, dangerous.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:29, archived)
# Popeye's looking a bit rough!
and his pipe's had the dick!

EDIT: There we are!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:15, archived)
# hahahahaha...
excellent.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:28, archived)
# rubber man
with a rubber face
how d'you hold
cigar in place?
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:23, archived)
# well...
I'll tell you!

with a mllnlmlgnlgmlgnlg

and a mllgnlgmlgmlmglmg

give a mlmlnglmlgmlgmlg

with the mlmlgnlgmlgmglgnlngnlg

and that's how it's always in place

*chorus*
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:25, archived)
# *dances*
oh this tune is banging man
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:26, archived)
# You're dancing?
My Perogative by Bobby Brown was on the radio a minute ago.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:30, archived)
# well started off as hand jiving
but now im just getting carried away
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:34, archived)
# I' swaying my shoulders to the annoyance of my wife.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:02, archived)
# lyric association time....
Hey there, people, I'm Bobby Brown they say I'm the cutest boy in town
My car is fast, my teeth is shiney I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
Here I am at a famous school I'm dressin' sharp and I'm actin' cool
I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper I'll let her do all the work 'n' maybe later I'll rape her...
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:34, archived)
# rubber man
with a rubber head
dives onto the floor
straight out of bed
rubber chin
and rubber jaw
rubber rubber rubber
he's vulcanised for sure!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:28, archived)
# ROFL
TOATS (text on a tramp...s)
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:24, archived)
# Text On A Tramp !!!!
Sooooooooo Funny !
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:26, archived)
# as funny as?
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:28, archived)
# Heh, this reminds me of an answer to this weeks QOTW
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:59, archived)
# a payback for lastnight's bandwagon
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:04, archived)
# i dont see
payback
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:06, archived)
# who said anything about.....



...oh -- PFFT!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:07, archived)
# lawl <3
:D
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:20, archived)
[challenge entry] sometimes a 2-frame animation
...is all you need

click for big
(135k)
mofaha supplied the cut out tiggerman. not that i've done it justice
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:03, archived)
# faster!!!
FASTER!!!

MORE VIGOUR!!!!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:04, archived)
# harder better and stronger as well?
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:06, archived)
# yeah
and more absorbant

like a scooter made of sponge
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:09, archived)
# ok
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:06, archived)
# EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT!!!!!
that's the perfect version!!!!

:D
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:08, archived)
#
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:12, archived)
# yeaH BITCH!!!
you like that!

:D
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:13, archived)
# Thanks
Now I have ragtime music in my head!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:27, archived)
# oh thanks
now I have ragtime music in my head

and it's not even my time of the month!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:31, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
That's the stuff :)
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:11, archived)
# thanks again for the source
though i had trouble making him look non-photographic without looking rubbish
i gave up in the end
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:14, archived)
# You're welcome!
I like what you did with him :)
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:15, archived)
# i'd intended for him to be in front
but his lack of full legs counted against that
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:20, archived)
# I think he likes what he's done with him!
:D
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:20, archived)
# Goatse 2

(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:59, archived)
# hahaha...
perfick!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:00, archived)
# I remember all the adverts from the 1990's where they where throwing all those now "trendy" glasses away....
need new glasses come to spec savers....
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:02, archived)
# i thought that was jarvis cocker holding the plate for a second
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:08, archived)
# they have to be the most awful glasses in the world - i don't wear glasses
but if i did i'd like to be able to look around and still see what im looking at, instead of my line of sight going outside the glasses or indeed looking at the frame
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:15, archived)
# These adverts are starting to scare me


I love 'the monk' really
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:57, archived)
# No
It makes bum sex more pleasurable.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:59, archived)
# for you or the prostate?
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:01, archived)
# And all the family.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:03, archived)
# Haha saw this today on the way out of seeing Transformers
Giant fucking poster of it. I just broke down laughing on the floor. People had no idea what was so funny.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:03, archived)
# Was the film anygood?
Gonna take my boy to see it next week.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:04, archived)
# Fucking awesome
They changed the Transformers if you're a fan of the old stuff but the action is fantastic.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:05, archived)
# and the transforming noise!!!
*saw first 30 minutes on a borked divx*
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:07, archived)
# The whole film was just *joy*
If you only saw the first 30 mins you won't have heard Optimus say the crucial line :p
The people next to me almost cried when he did.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:11, archived)
# could it be....
could it be.......

"Autobots! Transform an......"

i cant even finish it, i may spoil it in my head
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:16, archived)
# haha that is there but that's not the crucial bit
"At the end of this day, one of us will stand..."
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:21, archived)
# Yay!... can't wait to see it now..
I remember them when they was new.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:21, archived)
# **Spoilers**
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:43, archived)
# The fact that it is overhyped spoils it.
They aint bad books, but they aren't Jennings or Artemis Fowl either.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:43, archived)
# Bloody hell, I haven't read Jennings in years.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:44, archived)
# I want them all now.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:45, archived)
# *Remembers Derbyshire fondly*
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:45, archived)
# My brother stole them all
I might demand them back.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:46, archived)
# I do too, now.
I want a complete set of the Johnny Red Hat etcs for my kids too. When I have them.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:47, archived)
# Haha for a minute there I thought you meant my local ale Jennings
either way fucking right.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:56, archived)
# Hahahaha
Qualitat.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:44, archived)
# hahaha
woo!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:45, archived)
# That's lully
But I just finished the book:P

'ning b3ta this is why I've been shirking my b3terage today.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:46, archived)
# You are a git
AICMFP
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:47, archived)
# Well I could hardly read until I was 14
Once I got the hang of it I couldn't be arsed to stop:P
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:49, archived)
# Can you give me a summary?
I can't even be bothered to watch the film
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:48, archived)
# Yes
The butler did it, then he woke up to discover that her was actually an accountant from Woking.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:48, archived)
# Is it true Ron and Hermione have sex?
If so, can you quote that passage?
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:51, archived)
# No
But I'm fairly sure Harry and Ginny would have if Ron hadn't have stormed in.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:52, archived)
# Quote me that bit then.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:53, archived)
# OK
'Oh Harry. Is that a wand in your pocket or you just pleased to see me?'
'Oh' Ginny'
'Oh Harry''Oh' Ginny'
'Oh Harry''Oh' Ginny'
'Oh Harry''Oh' Ginny'
'Oh Harry''Oh' Ginny'
'Oh Harry''Oh' Ginny'
'Oh Harry'
'Anyone want a cuppa?'
'Aaaaw mum!'
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:54, archived)
# You lie.
Come on, I can't be bothered to read the rest of it, I just want the naughty bits.

Like most books I read. IT was made much better by Beverley's sex life.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:55, archived)
# I'm surry
But I'm fairly sure the JK didn't do any Mills and Boon:P
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:56, archived)
# Blech, I don't read that.
*bops to Pet Shop Boys*

I'm so cool.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:56, archived)
#
When he grows up, I bet Harry proposes that Hermione shares in his 'cupboard' fetish.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:57, archived)
# No but in the Epilog he is married
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:58, archived)
# I knew that.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:59, archived)
# Well he may have decided to take a weekend off
And go down to Slimelights.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:00, archived)
# I can imagine that.
single sex dorms and now he has to deal with unisex toilets...
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:02, archived)
# Well you're unisex:P
Didn't hear Harry moaning about the Bacon sarnies!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:15, archived)
# Ta
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:57, archived)
#
Harry and the Dark Lord Voldemort are having a fight in a huge castle in the clouds, their light-sabers I mean wands are clashing in eh darkness, the fight is fierce and the Dark Lord Voldemort cut of Harry’s hand and he drops his light-saber I mean wand (sorry about that) and crawls to the edge of a high parapet. While the fight is going on Princess Leah, sorry I mean Hermione – who is Harry’s sister, not that either of them realize yet – is with Ron Solo who has just been frozen in crystal and is being taken away by a bounty hunter….. As Harry hangs on the parapet the Dark Lord Voldemort holds his hand out to him and asks him to stand by his side and they will become the strongest force in the universe and Harry says “no” and tells the Darth Lord Voldemort that he killed his father and the Dark Lord Voldemort says:-



“Luke, I mean Harry, I am your father……..”





And everyone who reads the book will say “Wow! What a surprise that was, I would never have guessed that was going to happen, what an original idea that was, I wonder where she got the idea from….” And in a turn of incredible irony George Lucas will be asked to direct the last film..



And if the book doesn’t end this way it is because J. R. R. Rowling changed her mind, you may find that the book ends with Harry finding a gold ring in a cave and when he puts it on he becomes invisible and that starts the rise of the Dark Lord Voldemort in his tower near mount doom….ummmm! That sounds familiar, where have I heard that before? Oh! Yes, it is the plot for Star Wars….Perhaps then Harry and Hermione and Ron will be asked by an old man to go with them in a yellow submarine to Pepper Land to save the world from the blue meanies, and they do so by singing songs from the sities….ummmm! That sounds familiar, of course that was the plot for Lord of the Rings….



(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:50, archived)
# There were more gogo dancers in my version
And a couple of Austin Allegros.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:51, archived)
#
The world needs more less Austin Allegros.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:58, archived)
# 'tis fine drawage
and the cocks conform to regulations too
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:47, archived)
# Yikes! I wasn't aware there were regulations.
Is this the E.U. or Gordon Brown gone mad with his new found power?
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:49, archived)
# you have correctly drawn 3 pubes per bollock
i believe it was first set out by god in a dream to st francis of assisi
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:57, archived)
# so how does potter die anyways
can somebody tell me the end and spoil the whole book, please
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:56, archived)
# fatal figleytobis imbalance
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:58, archived)
# his skag was cut with toilet duck
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:58, archived)
#
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:39, archived)
# utter shit
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:41, archived)
# You want my babues.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:42, archived)
# i'm gonna draw a lady bird wtf lol
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:42, archived)
# She has bad hair roffles
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:46, archived)
#
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:47, archived)
# NSFW OMG
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:48, archived)
# 9.3, 9.5, 9.7, 9.4, 9.6
9.5 for Mongychops.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:48, archived)
# that ladybird
WILL BE PRESIDENT ONE DAY!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:03, archived)
# Can't wait until 2011...
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:42, archived)
# P155 0FF
I applied for it and was rejected.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:43, archived)
# :-(
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:43, archived)
# no no no
it's going to meme!!!!



I'm so disgusted with myself I will possibly have to make some toats
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:42, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:45, archived)
# Heh, you just made me and the manwife laugh.
have a woo.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:50, archived)
# thanks
he is such a cunt
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:50, archived)
# lol
a lot

*can't ... click... is frustrated...*
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:52, archived)
# Asian Girls Love Chocolate Men
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:33, archived)
# Eh?
The one on right looks dubious and the one of the left looks down right scared..
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:39, archived)
# on which girl?
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:40, archived)
# just remember
Full Metal Jacket and the whore scene
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:42, archived)
# Doh!...
of course! :)
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:44, archived)
# *unzips*
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:44, archived)
# mmmm hamburgers
...no wait that was ready steady cook....
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:44, archived)
# Proper
laugh moment!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:54, archived)
# hmm..
i thought they were too beaucoup
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:44, archived)
# Rocko's modern life
Mrs bighead :)
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:46, archived)
# more like rocko's troubled strive
mr bigcock
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:57, archived)
#

God, I'm bored...
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:29, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:31, archived)
# SHIT!
:D
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:41, archived)
# lol
yay
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:43, archived)
# KN08 END


This could be a real number next year !!!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:21, archived)
#
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:22, archived)
#
 
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:24, archived)
#
 
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:25, archived)
#
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:25, archived)
#
 
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:26, archived)
#
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:26, archived)
# Hello you.
How's the hope?
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:27, archived)
# Hoping along
We're on holiday in the Cotswolds :)
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:29, archived)
# Woo!
Hello associated family members!

*waves*
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:40, archived)
#
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:26, archived)
#
*coughs* Shit! I've fucking ruined it now!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:27, archived)
# OR?

(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:33, archived)
# Psst!..
(you should reshoot that pic with fingers at each end of the plate ;))
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:35, archived)
# It will be banned
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:34, archived)
# Snot?!
That's offensive now is it?
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:35, archived)
# We are all to be wrapped in bubble wrap..
(and not in the fun way..)
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:37, archived)
# rah!
i think my number plate is more offensive with the first two letters being 'BJ'.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:47, archived)
# after watching jacobs ladder i thought
i'd have a go at the shaky head thing, it did'nt work but looks good when listening to punk/metal.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:19, archived)
# Jacobs Ladder is such an awesome film.
Tomorrow you should watch Pi.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:19, archived)
# pi?
whats that?
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:21, archived)
# It is a film.
It will blow your tiny mind. Promise.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:21, archived)
# and if you like Pi
watch 'Spider'
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:26, archived)
# *notes down*
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:27, archived)
# Blur....
needs blurrrrrrr!

EDIT: JL is amazing!
EDIT ^2: Pi is woo - haven't seen it in ages.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:19, archived)
# AAAAAWWWWW the peepowwww
SAAAAAAAAW many peepowwwwww
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:20, archived)
# Hello, it's the weekend :)
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:18, archived)
# SKY FROGGIE!
Oh, how I've missed you.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:19, archived)
# teefs
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:20, archived)
# I love you!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:20, archived)
# aww, for that you can have his mate too :)
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:31, archived)
# That's amazing
woo!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:35, archived)
# Awww teeth!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:24, archived)
# Teef! Yay!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:33, archived)
# yay teefs
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 17:11, archived)
[challenge entry] by royal decree


Click for bigger (217KB)
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:14, archived)
# I like this.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:15, archived)
# * Purchases for son...
:-)
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:16, archived)
# That's cheap.
I had to pay a son and two daughters.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:45, archived)

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