b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Archive 31849 (Older | Newer)

# Nowt stranger than truth.


Good to see that reputable national news agencies won't be swayed by bandwagoning and get the priorities of their stories right.
(I helped save b3ta! Mick Stubbles Is a real Munson, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:15, archived)
# Have you actually changed anything?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:15, archived)
# Yeah - he's moved them down the list...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:16, archived)
# I wish I had
news.sky.com/skynews/home
(I helped save b3ta! Mick Stubbles Is a real Munson, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:16, archived)
# O_O
'ningles all!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:20, archived)
# 'Ning Master
*grovels*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:23, archived)
# Oh come on...
you know that you and Debbil don't have to grovel...

*glares at everyone else*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:24, archived)
# Can't blame me for due deference though ;-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:26, archived)
# Better safe than sorry I suppose...
Though in truth, I'm not really much of a Satan... all this being evil lark, it doesn't really come naturally to me...

*pokes child in eye with stick*

*apologises and rushes to A+E*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:28, archived)
# *ponders making a coup*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:31, archived)
# *conspires*
'ning Mrs T!
*smoosh*
(please to ignore quiche crumbs)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:32, archived)
# *conspiratorially smooshes*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:35, archived)
# Haaaaaaaaang on a second...
Don't think I can't see what you're up to over there...

Yeah, you... with the face...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:35, archived)
# two sugars please
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:33, archived)
# *sacrifices a quiche lorraine*
'ningles oh Dark Lord
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:31, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmm
Carbon, my favourite!

Good 'ning oh trusty concubine and helper (and, it appears, Grade A Satanic Pastry Chef)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:34, archived)
# Love this...
MUST SEE PICTURES
Two Pilots Killed In Mid-Air Horror Crash

How tactful...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:24, archived)
# Because it only matters if cute white kids and celebrities die
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:28, archived)
# fuck me
what has the world come to
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:19, archived)
# it is at this point in the program where doctor dyslexia stands on the table and screams about suicide.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:29, archived)
# *polite applause*
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:35, archived)
# *rude whistling*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:39, archived)
# *gentle bumming*

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:42, archived)
# apparently, i had a strange conversation with my friend heidi last night...
i say apparently, because i don't remember any of it...
but i wrote myself a note to draw a rabbit pimp today...
so i assume it was very important.


Click for bigger (164KB)
i go sleep now.

*stumbles off to bed*
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:07, archived)
# haha!
nighty night bunny :)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:09, archived)
# nice pimp!
:D

nitey nite foof
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:18, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:43, archived)
# Got Happy Internets?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:00, archived)
# Griffy- obviously not!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:00, archived)
# my god - it's full of flaps!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:01, archived)
# i love it when they're all grouped together...
*loads Blunderbuss*




BOOM!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:02, archived)
# *golf clap*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:11, archived)
# BLUNDERBUSS!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:12, archived)
# FLAPBAND!
40 motels now :D

/guess who just raided glassco.cx
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:03, archived)
# yee-haw
Class! Saw that last night, will submit an entry within the day I think :)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:04, archived)
# My room has disappeared.
Or are they all new ones?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:29, archived)
# it's a mix of new ones posted last night
and old ones he glasscox'ed, or so I understand
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:35, archived)
# some new, some old
(old ones that I could find thanks to glassco.cx, loads more are redexed)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:38, archived)
# Ah. This was me:
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:56, archived)
# I think I've got happy internets now!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:32, archived)
# 'ning!

yeah, I know, "RPM is shit" :P
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 8:51, archived)
# RPM?!!!
=)
tis lully though
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 8:51, archived)
# ^Everything he said!
Edit - Real Photo Monday?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 8:52, archived)
# no,
Ridged Prehistoric Monster
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 8:54, archived)
# Rude Pointy Man
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 8:56, archived)
# Ring Piece Maniac
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 8:57, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 8:58, archived)
# ridiculous point made!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 8:59, archived)
# Really Pendulous Mams
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 8:58, archived)
# Ravishingly Pretty Mrstrellis
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 8:59, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:00, archived)
# winnar!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:01, archived)
# Raping Poor Maddie?
/"hey, this is b3ta!" blog
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:01, archived)
# I was going to go with 'Raping Purloining Murderer'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:03, archived)
# Real Photo Monday (since I missed RPS)

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 8:53, archived)
# =D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 8:54, archived)
# i'm joining you


goodnight everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 8:58, archived)
# *tucks in*
*kisses forehead*
nighty night.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 8:59, archived)
# *coos*
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 8:59, archived)
# *bangs on ceiling*
QUIET UP THERE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:01, archived)
# gnight
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 8:59, archived)
# ning pzyk
this are a nice photo
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 8:54, archived)
# ta
'tis a go at "classic" photoshoppery, tweaking colors, levels, etc :)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 8:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 7:31, archived)
# COCKTAPOUS!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 7:32, archived)
# A different date for every night of the week.
 
(and two on Saturdays)
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 7:34, archived)
# oh no i missed my double-dick saturday!
i'll have to get four next week.

*marks calendar*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 7:41, archived)
# pfff
how did I not even think that when I was making it?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 7:38, archived)
# because you are a good, decent person with a heart of gold and i am a depraved demon.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 7:40, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 8:24, archived)
# My 'cute-o-meter' just asploded...
thank you

Ning all on this glorious Monday... tis a great day cos Mrs S went back to work after 6 weeks of mocking me at 6.30 the morning.

Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 8:34, archived)
# 'Ning JS!
I hope you did your fair share of mocking this morning?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 8:36, archived)
# Yay Mrs T
I certainly did.

I even made her make the coffee this morning.

Victory is mine!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 8:42, archived)
# *does victory dance*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 8:44, archived)
# *starts raining*
trelly!!!
wrong dance!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 8:45, archived)
# You've made me all wet now...
/carry on blog
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 8:46, archived)
# Oops! Jiggled when I should have wiggled!
*wiggles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 8:49, archived)
# oh!
matron!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 8:50, archived)
# That is all of the lovely!
'Ning all!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 8:35, archived)
# ning Trelly
Have Flap and Flom have gone to bed yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 8:37, archived)
# Flap has - I hope
Two floms are putting in an appearance later :-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 8:39, archived)
# Exceeding lully I dare say!
 
GOODNIGHT, B3TA.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 8:37, archived)
# Cya hare.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 8:40, archived)
# TA TA FOR NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 8:49, archived)
# blurgh!
far too much fluff for a monday sodding morning....


'NING B3TA.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 8:40, archived)
# *cheers ives up a bit*
'Ning grumpy!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 8:41, archived)
# *cracks a small smile*
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 8:43, archived)
# nings ivesy
ning b3ta

I had cake for breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 8:41, archived)
# ohh!
what sort of cake?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 8:45, archived)
# ginger cake
but i am about to have some other cake now
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 8:49, archived)
# new cake tasting job?
*envious*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 8:52, archived)
# ahaha
I wish
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 8:55, archived)
# 'Ning Mighty!
Best of all the breakfasts :-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 8:45, archived)
# ning Trels
yes it is
I think my neighbour heard me singing 'cakey cakey cakey' this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 8:50, archived)
# *chokes on tea*
Pffft!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 8:51, archived)
# Here before the trolly? Oh dear, and more above.
'nings
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 8:41, archived)
# no!
i'm the trolly master general!
they don't make a move unless i say so!

and push them..
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 8:44, archived)
# Push them? That's so dated.
All the big players pull with thier teeth now.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 8:47, archived)
# who says i push it with my hands?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 8:51, archived)
# Bloop, I think you could do a FANTASTIC kids illustrated book
in this style, I really like it. It's not like anything else about at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:47, archived)
# he's got charlie brown in his mouth, he has.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:56, archived)
# Pfft!
www.b3ta.com/board/7570840
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 7:20, archived)
# question: what the fuck is a charlie brown?
short answer: a depraved sexual act involving the middle third of a human infant, grease pressed from triffids and a branding iron.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 7:30, archived)
# You know, I think urbandictionary could really benefit from your wisdom.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 7:34, archived)
# wisdom = brainworm excretions.
i'm tempted but stretched thin enough as it is.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 7:42, archived)
# This needs to have kermit the frog's version of halfway down the stairs playing in the background.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 7:08, archived)
# hallo.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 7:14, archived)
# Flap gives a little back to the community:

entertaining bums on skid row - Day 1
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:41, archived)
# you are the nuts.
gurus don't dance!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:46, archived)
# True, but dervish do.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:49, archived)
# *whirls in sympathy*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:52, archived)
# i like the Urr-ruu-urrr! bloke
The continuing saga of the Lost Lens at the Fez Disco!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:53, archived)
# The shareef dont like it
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:56, archived)
# Too many virgin pina coladas.
[/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:59, archived)
# music is my aeroplane
is .. my .. aero .. plane
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:53, archived)
# Wheeeee
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:56, archived)
# more 'shaking it'
than dancing - all the bums need now is a T1 connection and it be happy internets in the bowry!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:54, archived)
# heh.
there's a screechy homeless woman in my neighbourhood. she lurks, at night, under the window of a friend of mine, screeching away long into the night. he's blogged about her a few times and i've teasingly threatened to loan her my computer so she can leave comments on his blog.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 7:12, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha!
the homeless are just like us - but without homes!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 7:15, archived)
# she smells better than internet people.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 7:31, archived)
# Homeless people can 'blog too!
 
Public libraries aren't just for sleeping.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 7:35, archived)
# i use mine for extortion.
"want in? give me a penny!"

edit: here she is!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 7:43, archived)
# I find "want out?" to be more profitable.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 7:50, archived)
# that is why i am poor - i have no creative criminal skills.
time for beds - going to the beach tomorrow to sprawl my greasy naked loins on the sand, so i need my ugly sleep.

'night!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 7:58, archived)
# 'night PB!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 8:29, archived)
# flapadapdap
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Been Done?
Been awhile since I chimed in...

(universaltongue, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:29, archived)
# eminem: world's most talentless human.
the apes would be insulted by association with him. i don't even think the molluscs would have him.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:34, archived)
# Fuck this compo...
I'm going to the pub!
see you lot later.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:37, archived)
# me too,
first day working in the pub kitchens.

I hope I don't burn anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:39, archived)
# i need to see a man about a dog
but can only come up with a drag queen and a sparrow!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:45, archived)
# Whadup grilla

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:06, archived)
# haha
i like it :)
(sarah90 >you, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 17:43, archived)
#

this one needs more work
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:25, archived)
# it aint
THAT easy being green?
Dinomasaurus - woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:28, archived)
# they're super kawai'i
thats super cute in japanese.
next up, a story bloop
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:30, archived)
# A magical leopluridon, Charley!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:30, archived)
# i see him and the bear below locked in mortal combat.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:33, archived)
# Looks like a Pokemon.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:53, archived)
# Depression.......pah,

it was all in their heads!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:21, archived)
# I AM STILL IGNORING: ZANK FRAPPA

edit: oh shit, I just realized I used flap colours for my pic down there.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:22, archived)
# no smiley
or any punctuation after the sentence OMG
- the internets hates me!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:23, archived)
# I looked all over my keyboard
but I can't find the smiley key
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:24, archived)
# noob!
it's right beside the 'any' key.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:26, archived)
# YOU'RE BOTH BANNED FOR ARGUING.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:34, archived)
# unban me you mod or i'll send crackers over to lick all your furniture.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:40, archived)
# aaaaahhhahhahah!
 
Mommy's Special Oven

..I was looking for the party scene with Surfin' Bird, but curiously enough that's not in youtube.
Nor the chicken fucking.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:42, archived)
# how ridiculous!
youtube was built to show chickenfucking.

edit: i'm housesitting in a couple of weeks, i'll have to have a waters' filmfest with the homeowners dvd collection.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:49, archived)
# ^this^
with more feathers flying and frayed sticky tape!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:52, archived)
# Arguing on the internet is like taking part in the special olympics
Even if you win, gronkpan is retarded.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:43, archived)
# oooh, you're going to get double-banned for that!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:55, archived)
# Yeah, turns out I'm on double secret probation.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:57, archived)
# win the boat race
win the internets!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:58, archived)
# no way.
i have already won the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 7:04, archived)
# NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRDS!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 7:02, archived)
# Rabble! Burn them all.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:25, archived)
# hats off to you good sir.....
it took me over an hour just to colour those little bits - but it was enjoyable!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:26, archived)
# You're working too hard.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:40, archived)
# Oooh
I really like that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:41, archived)
# marshmallowswans.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:50, archived)
# awww, now thats cute
little flaps
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:48, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:55, archived)
# q. r u a peacock?
a. no, i'm a peacunt.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:57, archived)
# Practice.
And there are some cheats too. Layer tricks etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:41, archived)
# the first 3 bums
were layers but then i got lazy in mind
but right sharpish with lassoo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:43, archived)
# magentards!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:25, archived)
# huh?
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:28, archived)
# I prefer mine slightly less cooked ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:41, archived)
# good point, thanks
might have to adjust my monitor gamma some
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:47, archived)
# I installed a new display driver last week
and it screwed up my calibration, so I went to Control Panel looking for Adobe Gamma and realized that CS3 didn't fully install it. I've got it in place now, but it's one more stupid little glitch in CS3. It's not their best upgrade.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:54, archived)
# on a brighter note
Import - Vid Layers 2 Frames - then in file name type *.* and press enter - pick your gif!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 7:01, archived)
# only unhappy internets existed back then
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:28, archived)
# and the moral of the story is
MORE FLAP!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:19, archived)
# Flap in human form?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:24, archived)
# BRAIN WEE!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:24, archived)
# would it be wrong to say
i like the colours - but you cant see this thanks to IGNORE!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:24, archived)
# The power of ignore denies you!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:25, archived)
# FISTBANGS
up and down hallway
answers wife - nothing dear!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:27, archived)
# *refrains from "fist bang / wife / Hallway / Oh nothing dear" related joke*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:32, archived)
# *phew*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:45, archived)
# Dammit
now I'll never know the punchline
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:48, archived)
# One day I will sit through the wikipedia article on vectors long enough to know what all this nonsense is about
If it were a drawing I'd say it was rather lovely.

www.b3ta.com/board/7570922
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:26, archived)
# Ah
I love some of Lynch's movies, still haven't seen that one though.
Er, I just looked on imbd...
"An actress's perception of reality becomes increasingly distorted"
That sounds a lot like Mulholland Drive, doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:29, archived)
# Yeah, but I'm still looking forward to it.
All the usual suspects..

it was here in the film festival a couple of months ago but I had a band to see that night.
Not out in theatres quite yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:31, archived)
# It was interesting
I think I would have liked it better if I didn't dislike the digital so much, but I think it let him get a really good performance out of Laura Dern.

It's already on DVD, it only played in two cities for awhile in the US because his French producers refused to distribute it unless he cut it down.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:57, archived)
# see Renaissance
all black and white motion capture and shading, animated. and some gray scale backgrounds. ver naice
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:32, archived)
# silly human, there weren't any cameras around during the renaissance!
or were there?

*rereads flicker*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 7:45, archived)
# lynch fancies himself an auteur.
and therefore he feels obliged to use similar/interwoven plotlines through his films.

he makes nice furniture.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:36, archived)
# may the flap be with you
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:26, archived)
# looks like someone left the cakewhore out in the rain again.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 5:50, archived)
# I'd be friends with that bear but he looks really clingy.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 5:54, archived)
# That is only because it is on e
It will be right when it comes down
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 5:59, archived)
# you wear velcro suits
AICMFAUD!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:25, archived)
# all of us are like that.
it's genetic.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:29, archived)
# Yay!
 
Just finished reading the newsletter.. disappointing, really.

As for that 'celebrity verbs' twaddle at the end, surely our esteemed editors remember this?
www.nottingham.ac.uk/~pcxee/wesley.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:03, archived)
# I so want you to be happy
but it just seems hopeless.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:21, archived)
# I got some shit in my desk drawer that oughta make me pretty happy in about an hour's time.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:50, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:59, archived)
# raaawr!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:29, archived)
# Jim Bowen's giraffe motel
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:55, archived)
# Demand more headroom !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 5:13, archived)
# yeah it's big
but it's the only giraffe I've got
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 7:00, archived)
# does the giraffe come with the room or is he extra?
and is he wearing sexy underpants?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 5:21, archived)
# Wanna be your friend!
(Doktorchaos, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:52, archived)
# !
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:56, archived)
# oh god
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 8:35, archived)
# to hell with friendship.
when you've got a mouth like that, you'll be put to use.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:56, archived)
# theres a lot of work out there
for fearless spruikers!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 5:02, archived)
# woof woof
marp marp
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 5:00, archived)
# Wagons Ho!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:46, archived)
# norman!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:48, archived)
# Gidday!
hows it going?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:48, archived)
# super, thanks.
i've just flown in from outer space. you?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:51, archived)
# still in an unplanned orbit
bloody ground control!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 5:00, archived)
# take them out with your lasers.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 5:23, archived)
# Nice curtain action.
Norman would be too scared to stay at the b3ta motel though
(Doktorchaos, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:50, archived)
# Ding Dong . . . there is a box here for you . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:54, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:58, archived)
# Gary?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:58, archived)
# happy sexy box time!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 5:00, archived)
#
attempt to recreate one of the persons from the nightmare I just woke up from.

..we talked about the importance of dentistry. and how toothbrushs are better than napkins for cleaning your teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:35, archived)
# Wow
glad I'm not in your head!




(Is that what Maddie looks like just about now?
(Doktorchaos, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:37, archived)
# JESUS SHITTING FUCK!
Thanks for introducing that one to my nightmares you CUNT!

I mean...
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:38, archived)
#
HA!HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:40, archived)
# OH SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:41, archived)
# ah, ms. thatcher, welcome back to the spa.
the usual? or will you be having a full-body chemical peel tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:43, archived)
# NNNNNNnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg
ggggggggggggggggggggggg!
(Doktorchaos, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:46, archived)
# Best part of that movie I reckon
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:46, archived)
# ?
What movie?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:48, archived)
# debbie does dementia.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:53, archived)
# You mean
it's not just a screen grab from the Black Hole Sun video?
(Doktorchaos, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:54, archived)
# I have no clue
I found the source on my travels and just quivered it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:57, archived)
# Lynch's latest
INLAND EMPIRE (capitalisation his)

I believe that is a photoshop of Laura Dern's face as Mr. Lynch is all about photoshop these days.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:25, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:40, archived)
# please tell me that's real.
and that it's not you but someone you find silly.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:41, archived)
# Correct on both counts.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:43, archived)
# thank zeus for that!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:45, archived)
# it makes us wonder
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 5:26, archived)
# that should be flap flexing on his arm.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 5:38, archived)
# hahahhahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 5:52, archived)
# Now that is awesome.
 
Woo, I say!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:06, archived)
# Very Good!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 6:34, archived)
# you should have stung her to death.
again.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:42, archived)
# Gree Gree Gumbo . . . GAK !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:46, archived)
# ow my hands!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:47, archived)
# The AT-AT's are coming!
... and going again
(Doktorchaos, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:09, archived)
# Either a major design flaw
Or it'll stop those sneaky Rebel Scum sneaking up from behind.
It's like a Pushme-Pullyou, but with heavy armour and shields and guns and things...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:14, archived)
# that
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:15, archived)
# Yes.
Yeas it is.
(Doktorchaos, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:34, archived)
# pullit-pushit
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:37, archived)
# That's
one fat fucking centaur!
(Doktorchaos, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:40, archived)
# does it walk sideways?
Like a massive military crab, but with heads for pincers and nothing for a head?

Ok, stupid question
(gingerchris I'm trying..., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:16, archived)
# at at wooooooooooooooah,
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:24, archived)
# Too Big.
/Nazi


to all Non - Touchers!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:26, archived)
# yay! boobs!
ning :)

Edit: too big? I could 280 it, but seeing as the chances of it getting FP'd are about the same as of me getting to fuck those tits, I can't be arsed
(Doktorchaos, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:33, archived)
# Kb m' boy,
the Kb.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 5:00, archived)
# Ah
sorry, forgot to optimise it. Better?
(Doktorchaos, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 5:15, archived)
# Very good,
Here....
Have a kitten
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 5:23, archived)
# Woohoo!
*munches kitten*
(Doktorchaos, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 5:34, archived)
# AT-AT's
Y E S !

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:27, archived)
# How did your day go yesterday mate?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:34, archived)
# one word...
fuckin work!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:46, archived)
# We all missed you whilst drinking beers and discussing schnitzels here yesterday;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:53, archived)
# i was in a work induced coma
slept like a mofo i did!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 5:04, archived)
# Call in the Free Mexican Air Force . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:28, archived)
# I RECOGNISE THAT ALPACA
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:30, archived)
# Alpaca is the woo ! How about a hoover escourt . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:36, archived)
# i see it in a chorus line with a dozen others of its kind.
in an advert selling poisonous bikinis.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:47, archived)
# motel
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:07, archived)
# I also had a go


And woo to yours!
(gingerchris I'm trying..., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:11, archived)
# hehehee
thats ace! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:12, archived)
# thanks!
it's not often I get stroked by the hummus, but when I do I end up being awake at 4.15am trying to get it to stroke harder until I finish.

My picture
(gingerchris I'm trying..., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:15, archived)
# Arf!
To this and the Rev's!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:16, archived)
# I DO NOT UNDERSTANSD THIS BANDWAGON
PLEASE COULD SOMEBODY EXPLAIN
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:15, archived)
# years ago
someone started a b3ta motel - just download a template and give it your own spin :D just a bit of fun really!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:16, archived)
# WHERE DO I DOWNLOAD SAID TEMPLATE?
ARE THE IMAGES ALL JOINED TOGETHER SOMEWHERE?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:21, archived)
# yeah they are all joined up
have a look here www.b3takit.co.uk/motel/
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:23, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7570711
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:23, archived)
# thanks
I should pay more attention
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:31, archived)
# Sunshine Elephant.
 
www.b3ta.com/board/1298353
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:34, archived)
# Sunshine Elephant
would!

Is it wrong that I can still use that old saying in everyday conversation?
(Doktorchaos, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:38, archived)
# Phoo . . .
they all redex for me . . . I can only imagine . . . 2003 huh . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:40, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:17, archived)
# Haha! I sent this a bit ago.

*fingers akimbo*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:19, archived)
# These Motels
are all terrific ^ ! ! !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:24, archived)
# hahaha
Send for Grissom!

b3ta motel? What happened to the b3ta pixel hotel?
(Doktorchaos, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:35, archived)
# just the one dead body?
i'll add more into mine.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:50, archived)
# A redraw of an old pic.

To be blunt: My Webs(h)ite.

(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:33, archived)
# HELP ME IM A CLIP ART BUSINESSMAN.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:35, archived)
#
Is this you?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:37, archived)
# I swear to god I just used thaf picture in my b3ta motel room picture.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:47, archived)
# ONLY YOU CAN HELP YOURSELF. IT'S A CLIP ART BUSINESS SOLUTION.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:39, archived)
# THIS SOUNDS LIKE A NEW BUSINESS PLAN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:39, archived)
# YES. IT IS.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:40, archived)
# YOU ARE ONLY SAD BECAUSE YOUR SON WAS RAPED AND MURDERED.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:46, archived)
# HELP ME IM A CUTE GIRL.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:50, archived)
# HELP ME IM A STATISTIC ON FELINE LUKEMIA.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:55, archived)
# THE FINGER GOES INTO THE CRUST.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:59, archived)
# I KNOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:50, archived)
# I see nipples!
And a tummy button!

TJ : Mind if I slip this one in gently sideways? Not worth own thread...


(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:49, archived)
# Lift off !
Whaaaaaay rad . . . Tribs !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:53, archived)
# i don't get it,
are you trying to display how rubbish artists might portray a crap painting? is that it?
or do you simply have no skill as an artist or creatively whatsoever?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:01, archived)
# SORRY KITTI,
that was meant to be a reply to the thread below.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:01, archived)
# Heh yeah
nice work on the poem.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:12, archived)
#
She's no Alberto Vargas but there's no need to be rude. At least her work is original and not leeched which makes it better than 25% of the crap posted here.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:05, archived)
# Poem:
Flap make happy internet
Internet happy, happy flap.
Flap for happy
Flap happy internet
Internet happy, happy happy, happy flap.
Flap happy.
For happy internet, ask flap,
or ask yourself,
inside.
For flap is inside us all
but not rude like
just happy like.
Like flap,
Flap like happy internet
Like flap, like happy flap, like happy internet
FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 2:55, archived)
# SSG DANCE PARTY!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 2:57, archived)
# OMG cuz i have been here ages i get away with posts that r not images!
lol i am so aloof lol
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 2:57, archived)
#
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 2:58, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:13, archived)
# Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:14, archived)
# YES!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:15, archived)
# LOL
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:17, archived)
# hahah, totally threw me off
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:19, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:21, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA this never gets old for me
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:24, archived)
# *eeek*
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:27, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:23, archived)
# Paaaarty!
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:27, archived)
# Tickle 'em !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:32, archived)
#
Lets put a new coat of paint on this lonesome old town
Set em up, well be knockin em down.
You wear a dress, baby, and Ill wear a tie.
Well laugh at that old bloodshot moon in that burgundy sky

All your scribbled lovedreams, are lost or thrown away,
Here amidst the shuffle of an overflowing day
Our love needs a transfusion so lets shoot it full of wine
Fishin for a good time starts with throwinin your line.
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:40, archived)
# Oh yeah . . . feelin'it good . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:48, archived)
# Big keys, daddio.
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:41, archived)
# Stilton
passed the Hilton !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:54, archived)
# LOL. Im' agrr33ing inc4se it turn out u r a girl.
It's not unusual.........
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 2:58, archived)
# u r sutch a dik cuz u repeet urselv
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 2:59, archived)
# ROFa/s/L!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 2:59, archived)
# like totally omg
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:00, archived)
# LOL. CUDDLE MY RUMBLEPAK!1
It's Ravey Davey Blunkett... Reach for the Lasers!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:02, archived)
# Spaz to the left.
Spaz to the right.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:08, archived)
# Left foot two stomps
Right foot two stomps
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:10, archived)
# What the fuck is a Charlie Brown?
(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:39, archived)
# EV'RYBODY DANCE NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 2:57, archived)
# Everybody FLAP now!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=b714Wi4CDsQ

I really must stop showing my age with these ANCIENT youtubes. :)
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:05, archived)
# That's precisely the sample I was referring to, so you're in good company.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:09, archived)
# Light it up girls !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:07, archived)
# GO, JOEY, GO GO GO!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:11, archived)
# MNNNNNNGGGGGGGGDANCE!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:14, archived)
# im going to make this into a song,
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 2:59, archived)
# I am going to: excercise.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:02, archived)
# your b3ta motel is fabulous.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:07, archived)
# Why thankyou.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:21, archived)
# A TRACTOR? ON THE ROOF?
 
ABSURD!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:21, archived)
# HEY SIR SAND GOBLIN THERE IS NOT AN IMAGE THERE
DON'T THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 2:59, archived)
# i totally can becuz i m so long heer like
so i m all aloof and it defoo says u must post pics in da faq deffo lol so i m reel cool lol
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:01, archived)
# Are you a fucking retard?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:03, archived)
# New b3tans just don't GET it.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:07, archived)
# k
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:10, archived)
# SPOTTY!
Etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:16, archived)
# i can't help but feel like you are bullying me here.
this feels unjust and downight unpleasant.
i don't know what you think you might gain from it, but you should definitely stop.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:13, archived)
# Not at all.
I just think your post is moronic, that's all.

You'll fit right in.

(Apparently 'I don't get it')
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:23, archived)
# there is nothing to get,
i guess you just love to bully me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:28, archived)
# Well, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:31, archived)
#
I'm a true story. I got a bunch of this dumb shit on my forearms when I was 15. I'll be starting laser treatment in 7 months to remove the 14 characters. I say 7 months because unfortunately when I as 17 I got some even dumber shit on my entire left hand that I am currently undergoing laser treatment for, and I cannot afford to do all of the treatments at once.

I paid $20 for the one on my hand and it costs $4k to remove it. It would make a great photoblog post! The ones on my forearms probably ran around $400, maybe a little more and they're going to be $7k to remove. Let me add that this laser is no fun either. It's worse than a tattoo gun, and the swelling and blisters that follow I could sure do without. I believe they call this "paying for your mistakes". Needless to say, I won't be getting anymore tattoos.

To top it all off (I think the thousands of dollars tops it off just fine, don't get me wrong) I was in an asian buffet a few years ago and the server got a little giggly and offered a translation of a pair of the Kanji symbols I have. I told her that they said "Life" and "Death". She said "Life" was correct, but the other meant "Lonely".

I'll be happy when they're all gone and I look like a normal person again.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:07, archived)
# So modifying the tattoo to look like something else isn't an option?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:13, archived)
#
I work with 18 year old kid who got tattooed on the back of his neck what he was told was criminal in Chinese
But the characters translated to a word they used for prisoner and or scum .
The big problem I worked for a PC hardware manufacturer we had a bunch of Asian people working with us they where wondering why he had that tattooed on the back of his neck .
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:20, archived)
# BAWWWWWW!
 
WHY DID I FUCKING FALL FOR THAT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:24, archived)
# hehheheheh
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:27, archived)
# "I couldn’t decide between CRYMPH or DLECH,"
said Chengdu high school student Mingmei Lee. "I know they both mean beautiful flower dancing in the wind in American, but I can't decide what looks prettier."
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:30, archived)
# IM A CRIMINAL.
LOOK OUT, IM COMMITING SOME CRIMES HERE WITH MY VIOLENCE GANG.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:26, archived)
# DON'T DO THE CRIME IF YOU CAN'T DO THE TIME.
 
pizzatimepizza.blogspot.com/2007/08/blog-post.html
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:30, archived)
# BTW, THAT COMIC IS BASED ON A TRUE STORY.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:32, archived)
#
You can get away with printing 安売婦 (cheap slut) instead of 女力　(girl power) and your excuse if you get caught: I am from Kansai where do different grammatical constructions over there.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:58, archived)
# HAhahahahaha,
what was on your hand?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:15, archived)
# Love and water tattooed on your ass? So, you're into buttsex and enemas?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:17, archived)
#
I had a vivid dream once where I let a tattoo artist decide the design of the tattoo that I wanted on my leg. When he was done making the tattoo I was amazed how beautiful the colors were. It was a collage and it had bright vivid colors like some Japanese packaging. As I looked closer at the design, I discovered the Mac Donald's logo in the collage and I became mortified. For me, I am lucky it was just a dream; for this kid, he is lucky it is a fake story; for the people who regret their tattoos, I guess I understand your feelings, at least, a little bit. We all make mistakes in life.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:20, archived)
# "said beaming Beijing teenager Hao Tsang as he pointed to the letters GARF freshly inked onto his left bicep."
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:23, archived)
# I'VE GOT GARF TATTOOED ON MY RIGHT KNUCKLES AND IELD ON MY LEFT
 
HARDCORE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:25, archived)
# Tsang's friend Yuan Chi Hao also went under the needle for some English language characters.
"Mine simply says FRUNK. The letters are so beautiful and flow so smoothly into each other. The word actually means old soul with young spirit in English. How cool is that?"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:26, archived)
# DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMNNNN.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:27, archived)
# i cant handle the regret, I could never get a tatoo,
but a nice thick ball point pen works fine for me,

oh and I still have the 'lol' scar barely visible on my arm now.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:24, archived)
# Sakai doesn’t feel guilty about using hapless college students as canvases for his graffiti.
“I think I’m helping my fellow man by labeling all the stupid people in the world,” he explained. “It’s not a crime, it’s a public service.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:55, archived)
# Happy Flap Fun Times!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:19, archived)
# FLAP IN FUN TIME CELEBRATE!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:23, archived)
# with...
maracas!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:25, archived)
# HAPPY MARACAS INTERNET
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:30, archived)
# Shake, shake shake!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:57, archived)
# night night rare sane person on the internet
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:05, archived)
# good evening SSG!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:29, archived)
# Happy happy, flap flap!

(sorry for the repost, can't resist)
(fred foobar Yeah, whatever..., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:30, archived)
# Haha. The best.
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:32, archived)
# mungo flap flap flap!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:41, archived)
# That is the best thing in the world, ever
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:40, archived)
# I. HATE. FLAP.
*violence*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:39, archived)
# why would you hate flap
other than in attempt for attention and popularity?
flap is not about that, flap is about happy internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:43, archived)
# Took me awhile
but now I get the point . . . because . . . Flap is HAPPY INTERNET !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:51, archived)
# FLAP IS UR CURE OF SAD INTERNET!
HE IS HAPPY INTERNET!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:59, archived)

« Older messages | Newer messages »

XML feeds