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[challenge entry] Not another sequel
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 11:06, archived)
# well done
*click*
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 11:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Hehe!
And an ancient repost for compo for good measure:

(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 11:19, archived)
# MECHA POTUS!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 12:00, archived)
# ha ha ha
*click*
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Tried out MS Paint today!
This is the result.

Click for bigger (33KB)

(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 10:11, archived)
# Would!
*fwap fwap gurgle splat*
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 10:16, archived)
# I didn't realise your username was a literal thing.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 10:21, archived)
# This is teh awesome
yay for happy ducks with ice cream
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 10:22, archived)
# great username
:D
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 10:23, archived)
# Crushed nuts?
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 10:33, archived)
# No, it's just the way I walk...
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 10:48, archived)
# Badum tish
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 11:03, archived)
# wow.
i can't draw shit on there.

Yesterday i was in wilko's and they were selling "golfing sets" with stuff in, thats what the point of display said, the boxes said "golting sets".

I laughed and took pictures.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 10:36, archived)
# my sister is laughing at this alot :)
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 10:38, archived)
# ?
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 10:48, archived)
# you are just
FAR TOO GOOD

wishes I could click!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 11:01, archived)
#


You can
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 11:03, archived)
# Wooooow
clicky for you!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 11:28, archived)
# *spurts glee*
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 12:01, archived)
# \o/
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Reminds me of
'Every day I go to Baskin' Robins and buy myself a little treat'
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 11:18, archived)
# must have inspired this


Click for bigger (18KB)
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 9:41, archived)
# On behalf of both posts
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 9:49, archived)
# "click"
you very thank much
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 9:51, archived)
# you've been
talking the hind legs off a donkey again
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 9:54, archived)
# Or as the old joke goes
'Making the donkey cry':P
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 10:02, archived)
# your cock looks like a donkey?
'ning
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 10:10, archived)
# Yes
I keep weird and unusual poultry.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Living in 2002?
ah well, ning' all
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 10:06, archived)
# nice apostrophe
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 10:06, archived)
# hehe - i got this for my birthday last year:
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 11:23, archived)
# man
just think of the corporate effort that's gone into creating this

:D
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 12:03, archived)
# not suitable for children under three years
arf
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)
# No reason


metal micky and friends

please feel free to shop
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 9:27, archived)
# What does a mugateer do?
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 9:30, archived)
# "thinks"
mug teers o'coarse
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 9:31, archived)
# Lazy obese twats!
Euthanasia is a good thing in this circumstance
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 9:34, archived)
# yeah
the one on the left is me dad
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 9:37, archived)
# Are you hiding under the stairs
because of the embarrassment? lolz
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 9:42, archived)
# yes
he no got legs "lol" an he smell baaaad
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 9:44, archived)
# Top lurkage btw!
Haha!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 9:46, archived)
#
A man and a bear a stomping along. All of a sudden the bear notices a goose that is flying too low. the bear throws the man to the ground attempting in the same deft movement to punch the now diving goose right in the front of his spine, that is to say, his face. The bear misses, ruffly grazing the gooses abdomen sending him flying back toward the clouds and loosening a rain of green shit. The bear is stunned with disgust and the mad goose takes advantage of the weakness by turning for another dive.

The man pulls a gun from his waist line and fires at the goose to no avail. The goose dives, the bear swipes, and the man falls back to the grass with a goose in his chest cavity. As in broken through his ribs. As is in still alive a waggling around his goose head and long goose neck in the man’s chest innards.

The bear flips like girl. Overwhelmed with a wash of emotions but still composed enough to take swift, decisive action to save her man. The bear is a dude. But what can be done. He can’t remove that goose. What will happen to the man? So the bear stabs the goose, some how carefully, despite his frantic state. The goose expires. The man stops writhing but he’s in shock. The pain is too much. There is still a fucking goose lodged in his chest cavity.

Cut to the emergency room. Cut to the graveyard. The bear is crying. He must return to the forrest now. Some how we should blame human folly, but the bear can not, his love can’t see. He retreats into a cave in the heart of a national forrest. The Chinese drop napalm on the surrounding woods to eliminating the last of the American guerilla forces. The bear dies like the elephant man, foregoing the pre-hibernation sticks-and-leaves butt plug and simply sleeping, with dignity, like the image of real sleep. Like the image of his man curled up against him, entangled in his stinky fur. The bear would shit himself to death that winter. His life rolling out of him like a factory machine set to produce bear shit. But really, what machine could produce bear shit better than a bear’s anus? I ask you. I hope you reply that it’s no machine.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 9:37, archived)
# Bou? Ding?
/talk
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 9:47, archived)
# Wow.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 9:55, archived)
# mmmmmm now we know
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 9:56, archived)
# you' ve been at the
(6aR,9R)-N,N-diethyl-7-methyl-4,6,6a,7,8,9-hexahydroindolo-[4,3-fg]quinoline-9-carboxamide
haven't you?
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 9:59, archived)
# jesus man!
don't release the formula for diet coke on here, the coca cola company will sue you!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 12:05, archived)
# it's no machine.
what?
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 11:01, archived)
#
Why have you posted a picture of Mr Jackets in Newbury?
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 9:58, archived)
# cos me dad is part of the
funiture and cos i live in Newbury
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 10:14, archived)
# Where's my TAB?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 8:38, archived)
# YOUR TAB IS BELOW YOUR TILDA.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 8:43, archived)
# it's not on mine.
:(
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 8:54, archived)
# GET THAT TILDA BACK ABOVE YOUR TAB.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 8:58, archived)
# Not on mine either!:O
'ningles all.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 9:50, archived)
# TAB TAB TAB
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 8:56, archived)
# Yer E tab boi
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 9:11, archived)
# Just water for me kthxdnc
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 9:17, archived)
# John Wayne


Steak prevents shadow :\
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 6:15, archived)
# Big Leggie.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 6:19, archived)
# big leggie and little ritchie?
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 6:24, archived)
# Gacy was my first thought.
Probably because I watched "To Catch a Killer" last week.

'ning! You're up early/late.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 7:37, archived)
# i like this too much.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 6:23, archived)
# ta
where has my space whore gone from your profile

/stalker blog
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 6:27, archived)
# i was tired of sick-os so i replaced it with a more realistic picture.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 6:44, archived)
# Fairy nough
this is real

(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 7:05, archived)
# This has changed my outlook on life. For the better.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 7:10, archived)
# Red meat and colour blindness
FTW
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 7:23, archived)
# YEE HAH!
Woo & Fuck Yeah!
*click*
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 7:45, archived)
# Dragon


I tried to post this earlier but the server is being a bit unfast
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 5:03, archived)
# Wow
that's great
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 5:04, archived)
# Ahhh, you wanker!
That's really just so good. I was gonna draw a cool dragon today, but I wont now. Eeek!

Gaz it to Shada. The poor girl was sleepy.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 5:05, archived)
# Hey don't let me stop you
the more dragons the merrier!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 5:07, archived)
# 'KAY :D
*

*I will actually try and draw something cool in the proper morning.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 5:10, archived)
#
girl girlypelican
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 5:08, archived)
# She needs her beauty sleep.
:D
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 5:09, archived)
# "Shada is a big girly girl even though he is male" is now a meme
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)
# I really like your drawing style.
That robot down there is awesome, too.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 5:05, archived)
# this is fabulous!
you are far too talented, but i can't be angry with you, i love dragons! can you do tiamat from dungeons and dragons? i loved that show...

*stares into the distance with misty-eyed nostalgia*
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 5:10, archived)
# no I can't
you can be angry with me now :p
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 5:17, archived)
# i can't, i'm too tired.
g'night!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 5:26, archived)
# This
is really good

I wood draw a rubbish dragon but Takeshi's Castle is on

woo
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 5:14, archived)
# wow
thats great :D
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 5:15, archived)
# thanks
it's not really finished but I've had enough for now
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 5:21, archived)
# FINISH IT
FOR AWESOME+++
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Click for full

The full pic went silly when I optimized it to 50kb
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 4:50, archived)
# this is very nice
and looks rather like the type of design you'd find on an art deco vase. the colours are quite similar, too.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 4:53, archived)
# YOU'RE UP EARLY.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 4:55, archived)
# i'm up late ;)
i'm tired, but i've just had a cuppa. i don't want to go to bed and wake up in an hour needing a pee, so i'm going to wait till i get the call of nature.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 4:58, archived)
# Errrrrr, cheers for the update : )
COOL PEEPLE DNT SLEEP. I just might not at all tonight. I mean its 5am already.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 5:06, archived)
# I had very little sleep last night
so I'm going to be crashing soon. It's 1 am here.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 5:07, archived)
# Where's here?
Ed: Gonna wack on a film, so tata!

Nab yourself some rest.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 5:12, archived)
# SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPSSSSSSS!
i need it to keep away the CRAZY!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 5:13, archived)
# It's much too late for that : )
Loon. Tatatatata now.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 5:15, archived)
# tata
i am going sleepy-byes
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0
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(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 5:24, archived)
# Nice one!
IT IS NOISY AS HELL RIGHT NOW
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 5:01, archived)
# YES
I've made mainly quiet ones lately.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 5:04, archived)
# cor
she is looking up at a pointy mountain thing
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 5:04, archived)
# It is Cushion Mountain.
It's situated in the Blanket Archipeligo
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 5:05, archived)
# Gor im
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 4:24, archived)
# Oh
I feel bad for him.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 4:50, archived)
# Episode 2
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 4:16, archived)
# fucking awesome.
you talented shit.

I hope you have a dragon in your arsenal for the thread way down below.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 4:18, archived)
# Yes.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 4:24, archived)
# Dear Sir,
You are really quite brilliant. In fact, I think you're selfishly brilliant, and should share some around so that people don't feel so left out.

Kind regards,

WAS
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 4:18, archived)
# Fuck yeah.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 4:23, archived)
# YES
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 4:18, archived)
# ooo, nicely!
it's like a seaside-based reverse p.o.v version of the Great Trout!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 4:23, archived)
# Yerwhat?
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 4:24, archived)
# it's in a Terry Pratchett book
2 mayflies floating above a stream, looking at an old mayfly hovering near the surface. they believe that if a mayfly has led a good life, the Great Trout takes them and they go to mayfly heaven. the old fly gets eaten by the trout.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 4:35, archived)
# Withyer now.

I remember when all this was still fields, I don't like this light, it's not a patch on the light we used to get when I was young (12 hours ago)
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 5:05, archived)
# i remember
the cow. there was a cow over there in the good old hours
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 5:15, archived)
# You don't get cows like you used to in the good old hours.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 5:19, archived)
# the sun used to be higher
and it was yellow, none of this red sun we get now.

also, g'night!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 5:31, archived)
# ODD-FISH!!!!
b3ta keeps falling over. I get "connecting" and nothing happens.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 4:35, archived)
# yup
insomnia plus borked board

=:(
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 4:49, archived)
# insomniboardb0rk
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 4:51, archived)
# GLOP indeed!
This is great
click
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 5:05, archived)
# pure majik
w/y/h/ the other one & a *click*
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 7:47, archived)
# Glop
Awesome
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Hahaha.
Awesome. And I like the first episode very much, too.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:55, archived)
[challenge entry] hillbilly bot


click for larger size
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 4:12, archived)
# haha, I can't quite work out what it is
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 4:18, archived)
# its...
B.O.B. from Disney's the Black Hole

Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 4:21, archived)
# I think the banged up one was Tex.
I cryed when he died :(
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 12:38, archived)
# Only two days late!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 3:51, archived)
# oh no :(
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 3:53, archived)
# I know, it's terrible, isn't it?
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 3:54, archived)
# ONLY IF YOU DRAW A DRAGON
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 3:55, archived)
# Yes ma'am! (or sir!)
I'll get on that immediately.

edit:

Done!

CFB
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 3:57, archived)
# YAY
IT HAS PRETTY EYES AND BIG STOMPY FEET
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 4:08, archived)
# It's a lady dragon.
She can look pretty and burninate the countryside at the same time!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 4:11, archived)
# Three years ago:
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 3:54, archived)
# how many innocent pumpkins have perished in those 2 days?!
I like this, especially if that's a real email address.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 3:57, archived)
# It is a real e-mail address!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 4:05, archived)
# ahaha, excellent,I wasn't expecting that
Now I'm wondering if your other images all come with supporting websites.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 4:08, archived)
# Heh, no.
Though that -is- tempting.

psst: want to see my pet octopodes?
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 4:10, archived)
# some popular singer


Oddly enough, she looks more proportionate now than before.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 3:48, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 3:49, archived)
# pfff
nice tag!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 4:00, archived)
# I forgot to say thanks
I was re-inspired by this post. WOO!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 14:22, archived)
# Cheers.
I thought of you when I made it.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:30, archived)
# HELLO.

POST AN MS PAINT* DRAGON AND/OR DINOSAUR IF YOU'RE STILL ON B3TA AT ALMOST4AM

*may not have to be MS paint
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 3:47, archived)
# AM IT SPEKIAL DRAGIN TEIM?
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 3:53, archived)
# yaay
he's got some kind of punk hairdo going on and everything :D
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 3:54, archived)
# that's a green moomin!
I like it though
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 3:56, archived)
# Yeah, I kinda had that in my head...
I just ninja edited the feet so it looks better now too :)
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 4:00, archived)
# Yay! Dragon Tiem!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 4:19, archived)
# Also;
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 4:21, archived)
# fuck yeah 2hit nobbynobody dragon combo
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 4:21, archived)
# Yay
what a thing to wakeup to
Yay SkUGosarus!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 10:51, archived)
# I am almost awake
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 3:56, archived)
# fuck yeah bloop is here and he's awesome :D
I thought no one but me and Ttssattsr were going to draw the dargons ;_;
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 3:57, archived)
# Amputee draguns!
They're coping well : )
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 4:03, archived)
# the blue one is a dinosaur silly
and their legs are meant to look like that :p
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 4:10, archived)
# :)
I'm going to have to say then, that these abled creatures, are cuuuuuuwlll!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 4:13, archived)
# HOORAY FUR DRAGUNZ
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 4:32, archived)
# THIS IS MAKING SMILES.
Should've been a png.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 4:47, archived)
# awesome!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 5:08, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll get me (lab)coat...
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 2:13, archived)
# ba dum
tish?
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 2:13, archived)
# yup, a ba-dum tish so loud
it'd wake the dead
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 2:21, archived)
# lolz!
How is everyone tonight?
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 2:50, archived)
# b3ta is dead?!
*FLAILS*

Good night.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 3:28, archived)
# not dead
just coma'd up a little
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 3:35, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 3:31, archived)
# Oh dear.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 3:49, archived)
# Crikey, just found a pic I made yonks ago.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 1:56, archived)
# Superb!
This reminds me of a Scrubs moment:

"Hey Snoop Dogg intern..."
"Where my ho's at?"
"I haven't seen them".
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 1:59, archived)
# "Ha! She's such a nagger!"
"WHAT'CHU SAY?!"
"I said nagger."
"Oh. We cool"
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 2:02, archived)
# yes
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 1:59, archived)
# Shitting Christ
That's 7 minutes long?!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 2:03, archived)
# wat son?
you heard what i said

no, i'm talking to my assistant, watson!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 2:04, archived)
# oh man
can't wait for hollywood's epic "sherlock homes in l.a. fish outta water gangsta crime solvin fucking limey bastard wtf crazy bitch ass mofo"

:D
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 2:09, archived)
# *Digs out a video camera*
I'm fucking filming this before I die.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 2:19, archived)
# that's good
because zombie film directors really scare the shit out of the cast & crew
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 2:22, archived)
# :D
Word to my Eastside London homies. Keep slayin' dem hoes, Jack Tha Rippa.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 2:20, archived)
# Please God.
Release an album with this as your rapper pseudonym...
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 2:22, archived)
# it's probably already been done.
maybe even several times.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 2:23, archived)
# DO IT AGAIN.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 2:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Lube up Tokyo, you're next...
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 1:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Beattiebot (in tribute to bloop)
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 1:33, archived)
# Ahahaha! Thass t'rific!
'cheekily slips one in'

(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 1:36, archived)
# what a wonderful thing to greet me upon my return
woo!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 1:36, archived)
# F U C K I N G H E L L THAT'S BEAUTIFUL!
nice alter, BLOOP YOU ARE A LEGEND I WANT TO KISS YOU
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 1:40, archived)
# Not as beautiful as the one I nicked it from.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 1:42, archived)
# You'll have to share him with me! thas gorgeous that is
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 1:47, archived)
# This is great.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 1:48, archived)
# TA
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 1:53, archived)
# we got some motherfucking quality posts on a b3ta tonight
:D
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 2:08, archived)

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