(De ExEnom nom nom nom,
Sat 3 Nov 2007, 9:41,
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On behalf of both posts
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sat 3 Nov 2007, 9:49,
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"click"
you very thank much
(De ExEnom nom nom nom,
Sat 3 Nov 2007, 9:51,
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you've been
talking the hind legs off a donkey again
(finnbarhas officially retired,
Sat 3 Nov 2007, 9:54,
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Or as the old joke goes
'Making the donkey cry':P
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sat 3 Nov 2007, 10:02,
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your cock looks like a donkey?
'ning
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Sat 3 Nov 2007, 10:10,
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Yes
I keep weird and unusual poultry.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sat 3 Nov 2007, 11:26,
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Living in 2002?
ah well, ning' all
(BrownpantsFrom Liverpool to Manila,
Sat 3 Nov 2007, 10:06,
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nice apostrophe
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Sat 3 Nov 2007, 10:06,
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hehe - i got this for my birthday last year:
(Seventhis somewhat subdued,
Sat 3 Nov 2007, 11:23,
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man
just think of the corporate effort that's gone into creating this
:D
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sat 3 Nov 2007, 12:03,
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not suitable for children under three years
arf
(gfreemanis only here for the beer,
Sat 3 Nov 2007, 14:17,
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No reason
metal micky and friends
please feel free to shop
(De ExEnom nom nom nom,
Sat 3 Nov 2007, 9:27,
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What does a mugateer do?
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 3 Nov 2007, 9:30,
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"thinks"
mug teers o'coarse
(De ExEnom nom nom nom,
Sat 3 Nov 2007, 9:31,
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Lazy obese twats!
Euthanasia is a good thing in this circumstance
(ToMeToYouis bumming a Unicorn on,
Sat 3 Nov 2007, 9:34,
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yeah
the one on the left is me dad
(De ExEnom nom nom nom,
Sat 3 Nov 2007, 9:37,
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Are you hiding under the stairs
because of the embarrassment? lolz
(ToMeToYouis bumming a Unicorn on,
Sat 3 Nov 2007, 9:42,
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yes
he no got legs "lol" an he smell baaaad
(De ExEnom nom nom nom,
Sat 3 Nov 2007, 9:44,
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Top lurkage btw!
Haha!
(ToMeToYouis bumming a Unicorn on,
Sat 3 Nov 2007, 9:46,
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A man and a bear a stomping along. All of a sudden the bear notices a goose that is flying too low. the bear throws the man to the ground attempting in the same deft movement to punch the now diving goose right in the front of his spine, that is to say, his face. The bear misses, ruffly grazing the gooses abdomen sending him flying back toward the clouds and loosening a rain of green shit. The bear is stunned with disgust and the mad goose takes advantage of the weakness by turning for another dive.
The man pulls a gun from his waist line and fires at the goose to no avail. The goose dives, the bear swipes, and the man falls back to the grass with a goose in his chest cavity. As in broken through his ribs. As is in still alive a waggling around his goose head and long goose neck in the man’s chest innards.
The bear flips like girl. Overwhelmed with a wash of emotions but still composed enough to take swift, decisive action to save her man. The bear is a dude. But what can be done. He can’t remove that goose. What will happen to the man? So the bear stabs the goose, some how carefully, despite his frantic state. The goose expires. The man stops writhing but he’s in shock. The pain is too much. There is still a fucking goose lodged in his chest cavity.
Cut to the emergency room. Cut to the graveyard. The bear is crying. He must return to the forrest now. Some how we should blame human folly, but the bear can not, his love can’t see. He retreats into a cave in the heart of a national forrest. The Chinese drop napalm on the surrounding woods to eliminating the last of the American guerilla forces. The bear dies like the elephant man, foregoing the pre-hibernation sticks-and-leaves butt plug and simply sleeping, with dignity, like the image of real sleep. Like the image of his man curled up against him, entangled in his stinky fur. The bear would shit himself to death that winter. His life rolling out of him like a factory machine set to produce bear shit. But really, what machine could produce bear shit better than a bear’s anus? I ask you. I hope you reply that it’s no machine.
(hankemurphy, I'm a mess,
Sat 3 Nov 2007, 9:37,
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Bou? Ding?
/talk
(ToMeToYouis bumming a Unicorn on,
Sat 3 Nov 2007, 9:47,
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Wow.
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 3 Nov 2007, 9:55,
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mmmmmm now we know
(WinthorpeSim-Sala-Bim,
Sat 3 Nov 2007, 9:56,
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i'm tired, but i've just had a cuppa. i don't want to go to bed and wake up in an hour needing a pee, so i'm going to wait till i get the call of nature.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 3 Nov 2007, 4:58,
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Errrrrr, cheers for the update : )
COOL PEEPLE DNT SLEEP. I just might not at all tonight. I mean its 5am already.
(NobbyNobody21 years a b3tan,
Sat 3 Nov 2007, 4:24,
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Dear Sir,
You are really quite brilliant. In fact, I think you're selfishly brilliant, and should share some around so that people don't feel so left out.
Kind regards,
WAS
(wanky art studentis liable to phwoar at any minute,
Sat 3 Nov 2007, 4:18,
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Fuck yeah.
(NobbyNobody21 years a b3tan,
Sat 3 Nov 2007, 4:23,
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YES
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Sat 3 Nov 2007, 4:18,
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ooo, nicely!
it's like a seaside-based reverse p.o.v version of the Great Trout!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 3 Nov 2007, 4:23,
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Yerwhat?
(NobbyNobody21 years a b3tan,
Sat 3 Nov 2007, 4:24,
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it's in a Terry Pratchett book
2 mayflies floating above a stream, looking at an old mayfly hovering near the surface. they believe that if a mayfly has led a good life, the Great Trout takes them and they go to mayfly heaven. the old fly gets eaten by the trout.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 3 Nov 2007, 4:35,
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Withyer now.
I remember when all this was still fields, I don't like this light, it's not a patch on the light we used to get when I was young (12 hours ago)
(NobbyNobody21 years a b3tan,
Sat 3 Nov 2007, 5:05,
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i remember
the cow. there was a cow over there in the good old hours
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 3 Nov 2007, 5:15,
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You don't get cows like you used to in the good old hours.
(NobbyNobody21 years a b3tan,
Sat 3 Nov 2007, 5:19,
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the sun used to be higher
and it was yellow, none of this red sun we get now.
also, g'night!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 3 Nov 2007, 5:31,
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ODD-FISH!!!!
b3ta keeps falling over. I get "connecting" and nothing happens.
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 3 Nov 2007, 4:35,
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yup
insomnia plus borked board
=:(
(WinthorpeSim-Sala-Bim,
Sat 3 Nov 2007, 4:49,
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insomniboardb0rk
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 3 Nov 2007, 4:51,
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GLOP indeed!
This is great click
(BloopFri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Sat 3 Nov 2007, 5:05,
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pure majik
w/y/h/ the other one & a *click*
(Zank FrappaWho let the lefties in?,
Sat 3 Nov 2007, 7:47,
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Glop
Awesome
(Marty McFlycan't grate cheese without getting angry,
Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:04,
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Hahaha.
Awesome. And I like the first episode very much, too.