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Might put it on a tshirt.

And check out the sick new tag on my picture! ^_^
To be blunt: My Webs(h)ite.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 1:11, archived)

I MIGHT TAKE YOUR RADIO TO BATHE WITH ME

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 1:18, archived)

DO NOT TAKE MY RADIO PLZ.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 1:21, archived)

TOO LATE!

IT IS PLUGGED IN AND READY TO FALL

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 1:34, archived)

AGH NO!

DO NOT ELECTROCUTE YOURSELF!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 1:36, archived)

Is that tag an emo bending over in anticipation of bumsex from another emo?

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 1:23, archived)

It's a happy emo head and a rainbow.

Look closer.

:)

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 1:24, archived)

Oh,

Must just be that all emos are crying out for bumsex in my opinion.

That is why I like to take them for drives in my truck.

/Dave

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 1:26, archived)

Er...

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 1:26, archived)

Who is Dave?

Trivia: During the phase of "the artist now known as a stupid symbol", JJJ (aust national young persons radio) had a phone-in comp to give him a new name. By popular demand, JJJ have called him "Davo" since that moment.

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Ratsta, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 2:41, archived)

ahhhah!

Just scrolled down and saw this..

pure class.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:01, archived)

im making a picture for you.

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d d, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 1:25, archived)

sweet.

of what?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 1:25, archived)

Emo bumsex?

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 1:27, archived)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 1:30, archived)

I have noticed

your odd obsession with bumsex. Are you all teh ghey?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 1:31, archived)

Just getting my breath back.

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Aaaand I'm spent!

And no, I am not all teh gay. Front bum sex is good too.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 1:32, archived)

BUMSEX, BUMSEX, NOT VERY DIRTY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 1:36, archived)

I rather like your "Is is in your butt" lolcat thing, any chance of seeing it?

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 1:40, archived)

I forgot my b3tards password but I don't want to start a new account..

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 1:42, archived)

ahh,

thats better!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 1:43, archived)

hmmm

should be "unleashing my dudes" or something instead.

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Ratsta, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 2:11, archived)

VASECTOMY TIEM?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 2:18, archived)

yeah, that's the one I was thinking of

you dirty pervert

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Ratsta, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 3:00, archived)

Bhumsecks!

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theys right, front bumsex is good. Just like the imaginings of Hugh Laurie Naked in my bed is good. Him and Hugh Jackman sans claws, crusifixes and god awful cancelled american shows about laughlin navada.
They used a casino thats close to my hometown for that viva laughlin show. it just sucked so bad, honestly...

but i'd still do Mr. Jackman.
and Mr. Laurie.
I think i need to go to sleep now..

(well that went better than expected, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 2:43, archived)

I tried to imagine that, but they keep having sex with each other, and completely ignoring you.

Downright rude, that!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 3:11, archived)

Haha

I can see you put a lot of effort into this.
Meanwhile kk is practicing every day to improve her drawing.
I know who I'd rather be :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 3:05, archived)

I do declare MrPineapple to be the winning end to this tennis match.

with:

he wins a virtual jaffacake

huzzah!

[edit:
blatently stealing trophy image, He also gets this!

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giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:58, archived)

Yay MrPineapple!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 1:00, archived)

STOLEN.

YOU WHORE. :)

Very mooochly deserved. (:3=

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Ttssattsr, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 1:01, archived)

Fix!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 1:01, archived)

I agree, I stuffed the ballot boxes.

I STUFFED THEM WITH KITTINZ =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 1:04, archived)

*PRESSES KITTINZ BUTTINZ*

*KITTINSSZ APPEER*

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Ttssattsr, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 1:05, archived)

Kit-in-a-box!

From JML!

(I've continued the tennis a bit too. Sorry.)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 1:06, archived)

It's alright

Anyone can continue it.

They can recieve the other trophies, and perhaps a bourbon.

I shall leave it alone as I feel smug enough already =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 1:08, archived)

Eeehehe.

Secret image tennis.

*is sneaky*

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Ttssattsr, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 1:08, archived)

how rare

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 1:01, archived)

THANKYOU

I LOVE IT ^_^

Edit: I ALSO LOVE VIRTUAL JAFFA CAKES *scoffscoffscoffscoffscoff*

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 1:03, archived)

have a hearty well done,

and with that, I'm off to bed

night all!

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giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 1:04, archived)

Thankyou!

And goodnight! =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 1:09, archived)

Little Red Courgette

Praise the lord this is finally out of my head.

(drgonzo2012 Tell me about the rabbits, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:43, archived)

done

within the last 24hrs
sorry...

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Ratsta, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:44, archived)

YOU HARSH PRICK!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:45, archived)

Oi Kettle! You're a fucking nigger!

Poor KK is reaching for the razor blade already, you know.

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Ratsta, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:47, archived)

KK?

I do not know what on earth you are talking about.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:48, archived)

hahahaha oh stobbit

You are making me laugh and I am trying to wind down for bed.
hahahahaha

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:49, archived)

*tickles behind your knees*

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:50, archived)

Are you suggesting

your post below wasn't directed at ms killerkitti (and others that post similar stuff)?

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Ratsta, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:51, archived)

who is this "killerkitti" you speak of?

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:53, archived)

Denial!

It's more than just a river in Egypt!

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Ratsta, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:54, archived)

Aiiit!

What are you supposed to be doing for a living right now?

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:56, archived)

I yam

working here www.kingcomputer.com.au/

Technically I'm on lunch break atm though.

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Ratsta, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 1:34, archived)

Hahahaha

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:49, archived)

doh!

must have missed it.

(drgonzo2012 Tell me about the rabbits, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:48, archived)

that needs

some help.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:44, archived)

Hello big boy

*waggles eyebrows*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:45, archived)

I was about to say that

you will need to waggle more than that to get my attention Miss. But I'm not that much of a fucking liar!

Hello Hunny. I miss you more than I should. We don't chat enough.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:47, archived)

This is true

and odd seeing that we are both nightbirds despite the 2 hour time difference now.
I have closed all my windows now due to bedtime wind down and the fact that I've just done a massive cleanup/delete/crap removal on my PC and lost all my fecking cookies.

Someone here recommended "AWC" and I thought I'd give it a try. It really does CLEAN.
/lost B3tards password blog

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:52, archived)

I have no idea what

nonsense you are spouting woman although this will not deter me from probing you further.
When you run any PC cleanup bumph it will usually default to cleaning cookies as well as temp files losing all your saved login data.
I have no idea what AWC is but beyond the Norton 360 I run 24/7 on all my machines I would suggest Spybot s&d 1.5 and once installed it needs the resident tea-timer enabled and a rune every two weeks to scan for shite. No more is needed.
Last time I had an annoying intrusion I was in jail and my computer was not even on! ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:58, archived)

FFS I spoke English

Are you pissed again?
Edit: I was implying that I closed MSN while I was doing the cleanup.
*sigh*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 1:02, archived)

aww. *strokes*

what do you mean "Are you pissed again?"

Hello woman, I'm awake aren't I? ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 1:05, archived)

You're right

That was a stupid question.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 1:07, archived)

I love you!

But right now you are not quite as strong as the lure of egg and bacon on toats with HP sauce so I shall think of you from the kitchen and see you tomorrow providing I am not arrested or found in my burned out kitchen, I have work in 6 hours. I really should make the effort.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 1:12, archived)

PASANONIC IS ON E!

AICMFAUD

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:52, archived)

AND I CLAIM MY FIVE AROUSING UNDERPANDS DINGOS

PURPLE ACIDIC SOAP AND NOTICABLY ORANGE NIPPLES INVENTED CRACK

I'M SOLD

OH NOES!

ELEPHANTS?

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:54, archived)

That is giving me flashbacks maaan!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:56, archived)

not for a while.

But I'll never say no.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:58, archived)

Top Tip:

You are probably too old to try the ones soaked in acid.

Trust me on this one.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 1:01, archived)

pfft. I

was swallowing blotting paper and proper mdma together back in the days when drugs were not bastardised.
But I am too old for a lot of things. The only thing I don't seem to be too old for is forgetting how fucking old I am and how responsible I should be.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 1:04, archived)

'is stuck on mutilating mode'

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giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:48, archived)

prince in spaaaaaace!

bang zoom to the moon!

(drgonzo2012 Tell me about the rabbits, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:52, archived)

B3ta getting a little too funny? Sick and tired of quality pictures and animations?

Stress no more!
WE NOW HAVE THE ANSWER!!!!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:30, archived)

LOL

That is all.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:31, archived)

aren't you supposed to be at work, mr nips?

If I'm stuck here, you should be miserable too...

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Ratsta, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:43, archived)

Oh noes!

Wrong reply button is happening!

/interferes

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:45, archived)

Good point,

I really do have shitloads to do.

I might just F5 a couple more times and get back to it.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:46, archived)

Home

orifice?

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Ratsta, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:47, archived)

Sure is.

Moving into another one next year though.
Mainly because I am getting fed up with living and working in the same place no matter how picturescue it is.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:49, archived)

I work in a home office, too.

Just not my own home. The home of my boss. And his wife. And their four children. And their world's loudest kitten.

*sigh*

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Ratsta, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:54, archived)

I have the worlds loudest bird in mine

Rainbow lorikeet named Bob...

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:59, archived)

oooh

I got plenty of them, clustering around our deck when dad puts out the bread and honey!

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Ratsta, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 1:33, archived)

mine will do anything for wild blue berries.

they love apple too.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 1:37, archived)

Coincidentally

I am doing the same.
Working from home is great 'n that but it's hard to separate home and work and seems to end up all work work work.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:55, archived)

this needs a badge!

But I am too fucking lazy to make it.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:58, archived)

This sucks.

I hate you*.

*_{_{_LIES.}}

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Ttssattsr, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:31, archived)

wait

that was ages ago!

HOW LONG HAVE YOU SPENT ON THIS?

(tis good btw ;) )

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giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:32, archived)

Took me fucking ages to find my kids pencils!

I would also like take this opporunity to thank my 4 & 6y.o. daughters for letting me use their pencils along with 1/10th of their combined artistic talent.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:35, archived)

haha

forgiven

did they do the shoes?

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giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:37, archived)

Nope,

I just stuffed a few pencils up my arse, waited a while, shat them back out and PRESTO!
Emergency Emo was born.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:40, archived)

erm, where was your children's

'1/10th of their combined artistic talent" in that process

'worries'

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giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:44, archived)

I just borrowed some by eating the hair from their combs.

Dont be worried, the kids are safe at their mums house today.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:47, archived)

it seems we've crossed over some kind of thing, into another kind of thing, what is that crazy thing!

I don't know, google image searching

edit: changed my mind, I appear to have ran out of hummus

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:34, archived)

IT IS EMERGENCY CRAP EMO MAN!!!

He helps fight against good things and hummus on the internets.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:37, archived)

I bet he eats nothing but hummus

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:37, archived)

this pleases egg maddie

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McBadger COW, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:34, archived)

ooh

moving-y

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giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:35, archived)

Hahahahaha

You BAD person.
Hahahahaha

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:36, archived)

this made me cry and write a poem...

g'nite b3ta!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:42, archived)

G'night Skuggles

*hands over teddy and blankie*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:44, archived)

aww ta

you could've washed em first :p
;)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:45, archived)

nite skug

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:45, archived)

tara!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:46, archived)

night skug

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:55, archived)

tara!

shh, i'm sleeping...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:57, archived)

haha

he appears more and more often these days....

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Fistymuffs, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:45, archived)

Hey!

You stole my picture!

;D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 1:17, archived)

Sadkittytadgerchu, i choose you...or maybe not.

In reguards to giftedweasel's purple egg.. thing.

yes, i suck. I do hope you all agree.

(well that went better than expected, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:21, archived)

It belongs in the thread down there =[

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:21, archived)

i knows this

but i r 2 dumb to know how to post it below like i should. b3tanub am i.

(well that went better than expected, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:23, archived)

haha

nubbin

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giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:27, archived)

Tis the "reply" button

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:28, archived)

speak english you cunt

before I kill my neighbours out of misplaced rage!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:31, archived)

You would have done that anyway

g'wan admit it.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:57, archived)

It's in my

'to do' list.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 1:07, archived)

"b3tanub am i"

Yeah, right.

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:38, archived)

I am not a betting man

but I'll bet my fucking kid's spleens that the phrase he was looking for was "puerile antagonistic cunt from the talk board".

Not that I'm a genius or anything but I'm not wrong as usual.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:42, archived)

well i am.

and you know it. you want it. you love the B3tanubness.

(well that went better than expected, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 2:33, archived)

agreed

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McBadger COW, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:22, archived)

YIFF! MEOW MEOW.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:23, archived)

Fuck.

That's stuck in my head now.

(Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:26, archived)

MEOWWWWW. YIFF! YIFF!

GRRRRRRR.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:52, archived)

space

kitten
is pleased to see you

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giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:24, archived)

Isnt he just.

" o hai.. i haz cum frum the yr 2 to givez u mai semenz"

(well that went better than expected, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:25, archived)

lol

(lol is allowed in this instance due to lolcat, grr)

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giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:26, archived)

lolz

tru enough. I go make dinner now. bai.

(well that went better than expected, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:27, archived)

bai

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giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:29, archived)

BUFFCAT IS WORKING HIS GUNS

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McBadger COW, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:13, archived)

BUFFCAT IS BUFF.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:15, archived)

HE IS ALSO HUMPING MY SCREEN

AND I'M LOVING EVERY SECOND OF IT

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:17, archived)

HE AM EROTIC

(

McBadger COW, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:22, archived)

Buffcat is scaring the fuck into me.

(Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:17, archived)

maybe this will help

(

McBadger COW, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:20, archived)

THERE SHE IS

I FOUND HER

(Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:25, archived)

OH NO YOU DIN'T

THIS IS AN EGG. WHO WANTS TO BUY MY EGG

(

McBadger COW, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:26, archived)

Don't shout about it

Everyone will want one!

btw, if she's not claimed within 6 months, legally she's yours.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:26, archived)

were his back paws superglued to the floor when he did the first chin-up?

(

sock more tea vicar?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:17, archived)

HE NEEDS TO WORK HIS MULES

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:20, archived)

hahahahahaa!

(

Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:31, archived)

big gun kitty is going to kick our asses.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 3:19, archived)

Found on the shores of the Seas of Soup

click for biggitude

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Zrblm Somebody hates these cans!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:08, archived)

Spoonbill?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:09, archived)

Halfthebill?

(Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:17, archived)

Nevermind the billl....

let's just spoon ;)

(

paranoiaman, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:34, archived)

*passes across massive spoon*
You go first!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:39, archived)

*Heats contents*

*inhales*
*mellows*

(

paranoiaman, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:41, archived)

I seem to remember having a violent argument the last time I was a half naked tourist at the Seas of Soup

involving the price of a flake 99, and can of Lilt

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:13, archived)

you cunt!

I still want the 39p for that can of lilt and an apology for what you did to my wife with that flake whilst I filmed it!

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:36, archived)

A waderladle?

Does it yodel?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:19, archived)

I think

it just waddles.

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Zrblm Somebody hates these cans!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 1:01, archived)

here, feesh!

feesh feesh feesh!

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 3:10, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:05, archived)

monkey!

monkey!
but thats an oruguantugang!

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:44, archived)

(bear with me here)

'puts on trying-to-get-people-to-play-silly-games hat'

spectacular huh?

k, inspired by the group mullering of the glomping image below I hereby start a group image, someone take the above image and add/change something, then the next person take the new image and add/change something. etc.

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giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:04, archived)

O_o

*waits* make it animate ... ANIMATE !!! do it nooowww!

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g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:05, archived)

these generally fail as people all make a starting edit at once

(

Shada, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:08, archived)

OH FUCK

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:09, archived)

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:13, archived)

DAMN PISS DAMN.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:13, archived)

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:19, archived)

Haha

I love this.

I also take credit for most of it =]

Apart from the original, obviously. I'm not a douche =[

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:20, archived)

Nob piss!

You wiiiiin.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:20, archived)

heh

awesome

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giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:23, archived)

THIS IS 13.4 TYPES OF AWESOME

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McBadger COW, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:24, archived)

gagagaahaha

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Ttssattsr, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:13, archived)

This will end up getting optimised to fuck

EDITED 4 HAYRE

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:17, archived)

QUICK.

EDITED AND PWNT TO FUCK.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:19, archived)

QUICK, ADD THE HAIR

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:21, archived)

WHY DID I SAVE AS GIF ARGH.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:24, archived)

Never mind!

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:27, archived)

QUIIICKY.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:30, archived)

they all meeeaaarge

(

giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:34, archived)

GO GO GO

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:38, archived)

OH HELL YES.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:39, archived)

DO I WIN?

WHAT DO I WIN
WHAT DO I WIN
WHAT DO I WIN
WHAT DO I WIN
WHAT DO I WIN

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:41, archived)

I SAY YES.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:54, archived)

FUCKING YES

*loves*

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 1:03, archived)

*Is sore*

Ouuwww.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 1:09, archived)

I love how

well this is turning out : D

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giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:43, archived)

You picked the right time to play tennis =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:45, archived)

I did, didn't I : )

Edit: you're winning at the moment, yes : )

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giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:51, archived)

Peado time!

(

Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:46, archived)

not as good, sorry :s

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giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:50, archived)

MY EYES

Paedo*

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:50, archived)

Glass and a half in every bar

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 1:00, archived)

Hahaha...fucking acers!

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:24, archived)

*sigh*

You beat me to it.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:14, archived)

there may be few enough here for it to work...

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giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:10, archived)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:13, archived)

I see your face and raise you punk hair

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:15, archived)

O_o

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:27, archived)

hahaha :D

(

Shada, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:28, archived)

\o/

fucking gay shift is in full force :D

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:29, archived)

0_o

indeed

'shivers'

'sings'
aaww crap

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giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:29, archived)

hahah

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:32, archived)

HAHA Oh fucking hell!

Legendary!

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:30, archived)

yay

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:33, archived)

I made a picture similar to this once

It's a bit big though..
www.mrpineapple.co.uk/files/crabface.jpg

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:31, archived)

arse blancmange!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:33, archived)

PISSEARS.

ARRHHHG.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:34, archived)

Aaargh!

Ha ha ha...I'm a prick, etc...

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:35, archived)

shit!

why do I never check!

why!!!!!!?????!!!!?!?!?!?

'sobs'

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giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:36, archived)

It wouldn't have made a difference, hover the link =]

.HTACCESSPOWAZ

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:39, archived)

hot dang!

that's some impressive linkage

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giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:54, archived)

oh thats clever

thats very clever. I had to use a proxy and telnet to figure that one.

(emcake putting a donk on it since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:41, archived)

^_^

Google is my friend.

Not as much as horses or .htaccess, but it was the initial friend.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:50, archived)

It is usually called "photoshop tennis".

IN EXEMPLO:

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:14, archived)

YES.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:23, archived)

Thats my

pup on the right, bring it back. I thought the raised arm would bring more shoppage, but it didn't

(Marty McFly's Father You're not getting any peanuts until we get home!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 1:14, archived)

Horribly late

So not in the Tennis sequence... But why waste it...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:18, archived)

(

Shada, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:19, archived)

Haha

Ace =]

EDIT: NOW IN THE TENNIS www.b3ta.com/board/7779854

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:21, archived)

Whoa!

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:22, archived)

YOWWSERRRR.

Win.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:27, archived)

ooh

nicely

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giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:28, archived)

Well Can he?

Can i haz peapul beatz me to def? plz?

(well that went better than expected, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:03, archived)

no.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:04, archived)

awwwwz

You make lolcruise cry.

(well that went better than expected, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:06, archived)

emo

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:07, archived)

>.>

least he didnt say ' can i haz aylien ovrlordz plz'

youre right.. i hate the bastard too. * slits lolcruises wrists for him*

(well that went better than expected, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:09, archived)

thread deleting cunts

most likely have anal warts.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:07, archived)

maybe.

who knows, highlander.

(well that went better than expected, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:10, archived)

Pace yourself young Padawan

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:10, archived)

you illiterate fool.

'shoot' is not spelled p-a-c-e ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:13, archived)

haha,

^ that

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:14, archived)

Pfffft!

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:27, archived)

"You can't catch me, gay thoughts!"

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:15, archived)

*sniggers*

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:16, archived)

feelin the love >.<

Cuntflaps.

(well that went better than expected, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:18, archived)

Hez in mai Howse Shaggin mai bum

No offense, i love Hugh. But i was caught in the lolcat hell.. i hope i havent killed it.. or him.

(well that went better than expected, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:01, archived)

Q: Why are there no asprins in the jungle?

A: Because it's the FUCKING JUNGLE

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:02, archived)

BECAUSE

THE NON STEROIDAL ANTI-INFLAMATORIES DEVORED THE WHOLE STOCK.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:25, archived)

if only they had insurance

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:59, archived)

(

Sunshine Elephant, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:40, archived)

That is well woo!

hahaha :D

I learned to speak pirate today.
www.loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/49/How+to+Talk+like+a+Pirate

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Cae1, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:41, archived)

Silly pirate!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:42, archived)

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Shada, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:42, archived)

That is funny

see above

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:42, archived)

Marvellous

*considers a bit of pirate talking*

AAAR-vellous?

(

Sheep!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:42, archived)

Hahahahahaaa!

SOMEBODY POORLY DRAW SOME CRAPPY EMOS PLEEEASE!

THIS PLACE IS GETTING WAY TOO GOOD!!!
Top Hummus Sir!:)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:43, archived)

as requested, emergency crap emo

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:45, archived)

that looks quite worryingly like someone I know.

he's a jolly fellow (really!)

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giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:47, archived)

I'm sure he'll be laughing when he finally snaps and kills everyone in an orgy of bloodlust :D

yay! \o/

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:49, archived)

'waits for the day'

'packs nunchacku' (for defence only mind ;)

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giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:53, archived)

yes, similarly, I always carry a vial of anthrax

"for duck hunting"

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:54, archived)

haha

I'm occasionally worried by the quantity of weapons I normally carry around

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giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:58, archived)

lol

mi5 is watching you! :D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:59, archived)

pfft, a penknife

and a disturbed mind are not considered weapons.
Now I have a FEW weapons ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:00, archived)

lol

and I think "THEM" are probably watching you :D

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:01, archived)

hehe, I KNOW they are watching me

as I have to inform them every time I buy another gun

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:02, archived)

hang on I'm confused, which them, "THEM", "THEM" or... "THEM"

:D

mind you, if you play by the rules there is _no_ limit to the insane equipment you can own*

tho having a genuine justification helps

*dunno about nuclear, that's probably a no

edit: hang on a minute.. hmm.. hmmmmm :)

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:04, archived)

very old and out of date

( as in I have sold a lot of these and replaced them with more )

www.flickr.com/photos/zootcadillac/sets/919487/

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:06, archived)

nice collection

more suprised by the swords to be honest

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:15, archived)

I have a bucketload of

swords. I am enamoured by Japanese steel. Plus UK Cavalry swords and sabres.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:35, archived)

my father used to have a samurai sword

but someone "complained" about it

I think they just wanted it, probably why the police took it away

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:54, archived)

I'd be quite

miffed about that as they are perfectly legal to own. I have around 30.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 1:01, archived)

what about a ropedart?

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giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:05, archived)

that's just something kids

see Jet Li playing with and think it's cool.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:08, archived)

Bit too much quality in the shading there.

But I shall accept this for now.

Every body needs an emergency crap emo sometimes.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:50, archived)

I shade to hide the fact I can't actually draw

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:51, archived)

haha

me too!
'hugs'

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giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:54, archived)

\o/

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:54, archived)

lesbians !

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:01, archived)

tell me more of this "lesbians", it piques my "interest"

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:02, archived)

well lesbians are a tribe found in the wild outback of some jungle or something.

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:04, archived)

hmm, sounds like it would require an adventure of some kind

I should prepare by filling a handkerchief with cheese sandwiches and tying it to the end of a stick

it's going to be a long walk

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:06, archived)

E-moos?

(

Mystery_Bob, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:47, archived)

I like this, but I am going to have to spang you anyway.

*spangs*
*likes*
*spangs again*

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:53, archived)

Hahahahahahahah

not unleashed so much flem and ale on my monitor for a while

Woo Yay Hoopla you old goon Mr Elephant :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:45, archived)

you should release that regularly in a controlled fashion

lest you result in an eruption of alcoholic snot

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:47, archived)

I did this last night and have felt like a twat all day

I was being a pedantic twit last night and broke the cardinal first rule of b3ta, if you don't like another b3tan's work don't say anything. I've seen far worse on a daily basis, and aren't exactly overflowing with artistic talent or comical wit myself. I have made my apologies as well.

This is a playground, not a national gallery

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:56, archived)

ah well

we all have shitty days

I'm suprised a fair few folk on here haven't been incarcerated for going on a fucking rampage at times, to be honest :)

just think happy thoughts

hmm, rampage :D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:00, archived)

oh fuck off.

tell the talentless cunts what you think. It never stopped me ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:09, archived)

Haha

AHOY!

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:47, archived)

ahoyhoy

(

Sunshine Elephant, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:52, archived)

I like this™

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:50, archived)

Fuck, if you've copyrighted that, b3ta have got a LOT to answer.

QUICK, WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, COPYRIGHT THE CDC, OR EVEN BETTER, ASK TO HAVE IT REMOVED FROM THE INTERNET AND CLAIM THE RIGHTS TO THE COLOUR MAGENTA.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:51, archived)

lol, it's not copyright, it's trademark, it's MUCH worse :D

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:52, archived)

NUTS!

also, woo.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:56, archived)

A blast from the past

(Smoking Monkey, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:29, archived)

rawr!

Spiderman is gay.
lolz

(

Cae1, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:35, archived)

fathers for justice ?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:36, archived)

I had a thought today, right

I'm going to put it down here while I'm thinking about it.

So, Lynn Redgrave marries Fred Durst, of Limp Bizkit 'fame'. Don't laugh, could happen. Anyway, so now she's Lynn Durst, isn't she? Right, so Lynn Durst stops wearing underwear. Just stops. Like that. Bang! No undies. Well, then she'd be Knickerless Lynn Durst, wouldn't she? Knickerless Lynn Durst. Imagine that.

And then, being Knickerless Lynn Durst, she'd probably go back in time to World War 2 and have an affair with that bird from Ballykissangel, wouldn't she!

Really, the mind boggles.

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:41, archived)

that sequence of implausible events its not only likely, but it factually occured as tho a historical fact

really, it's all quite astounding

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:44, archived)

sounds like science to me

(

McBadger COW, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:46, archived)

...

EDIT: Dinner time. 'Bye B3ta. I'll bring back some Mexican food for you guys. ;D
To be blunt: My Webs(h)ite.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:15, archived)

i'm pretty much terrified

(

Shada, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:16, archived)

^this

But on fire

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:16, archived)

Don't be scared...

Wait, why would you be scared?

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:19, archived)

it's an inexplicable fear brought about by undetermined factors

(

Shada, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:20, archived)

Okay...

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:21, archived)

he can glomp without hands?

(

mutster101 fell over, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:17, archived)

The glomping is disintegrating him.

She crossed the streams, and he is warning her.

Glomping is the technical term for your hands disappearing in this exact situation.

Apparently.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:18, archived)

Pssh...

this is all in your head.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:20, archived)

LIES

Not much is in there, but for a fact, I know this is not.

However, that scene from Ghostbusters is now.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:25, archived)

Sleeves over hands

because lazy.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:19, archived)

plams?

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giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:17, archived)

has she peed herself ?

and if so why is it black ?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:17, archived)

fixed!

[edit: quite fast considering my tablet is still in a box somewhere after the move...

damn this sticky mouse!
]

[edit2: fixed more!]

[edit3: now with badly drawn hands/mittens!]

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giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:23, archived)

GOLDEN ROCKETLAUNCHER

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:23, archived)

haha

yes

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giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:24, archived)

"It's comin' outta me like a yellow cable!"

/Hitcher blog

(Ballunatic, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:24, archived)

now all they need is hands !

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:25, archived)

I'm too lazy : D

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giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:30, archived)

pretty please ?

*bats lashes*

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:33, archived)

I will do mittens if you want?

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giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:35, archived)

YAY !

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:36, archived)

happy?

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giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:44, archived)

I had to do this

Sorry to KK, but this would have been fucking badass..

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:45, archived)

hahaha

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Shada, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:47, archived)

haha

awesome

now someone else add something...

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giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:48, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:59, archived)

OH SHIT

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:05, archived)

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:08, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahaaha

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:13, archived)

er...

(sorry)

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giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:10, archived)

O_o

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:14, archived)

Ahahaha! Fucking hell! To both of these.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:20, archived)

I think this has become an image of it's own right....

shall I post it up the top?

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giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:22, archived)

and here I was thinking it was her cold dead soul leaking out of her empty emo vessel

innit

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:25, archived)

facking goffic !

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:26, archived)

\o/

I wonder if I can adopt an emo

it'd be like a really hard virtual pet to look after, what with all the self mutilation

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:30, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

that made me lol.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:33, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:38, archived)

WILD PISS CELEBRATIONS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:28, archived)

Take

the bitch down!!!

(Meatfish BAH, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:18, archived)

Hahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:18, archived)

purple hair, puuurple haiiir....

like the blonde dude! not sure about the inwards-turned-feet though.
also: how're you?

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:18, archived)

Yeah...

the guy came out better than the girl, I think.

I'm 'tastic! How're you?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:20, archived)

i'm pretty good!

got the film back form my fire-photographing session and got some pretty damn good ones!
i've also finally got my photographers pass so yay for free gig entry at the local venues from now on!

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:23, archived)

I detect something dramatic is about to happen

involving Athena and her balance

THANK THE LOOOOORRRRD she wasn't wearing roller skates..

Yay :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:21, archived)

hahah

her converse have little wheels in the bottom...

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:22, archived)

Its bloody weird.

Kids walk along, then they just stop moving their legs and carry on...its like some kindof weird lag!

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Cae1, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:23, archived)

SHIT

I'm caught on scenery!

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Cae1, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:23, archived)

Wow

Converse are still going? That was the shoewhere of choice back in the eighties for 'trendies' who didn't wear Doctor Martins, and were not working class 'casuals,' some of whome wore Dunlope Green Flash, because they couldn't afford Nike Jordons,

Christ that decade was crap

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:29, archived)

DMs

are still around too

'has some'

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giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:34, archived)

Its not rape if you shout "SURPRISE SEX!"

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Cae1, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:21, archived)

Pffft

HAHAHA

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:23, archived)

I've only heard that used about 100 times*

I'm beginning to wonder of the origin..

*ACTUALLY not an exaggeration, everyone fucking says it for some reason..

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:24, archived)

same

It still makes me laugh.
Especially when used inappropriately

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Cae1, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:37, archived)

well it's better than getting murdered I suppose

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:30, archived)

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Cae1, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:36, archived)

I like this

and for this reason alone I shall now grant you the privelige to appear on my exclusive friends A list.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:41, archived)

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:57, archived)

best image ever

\o/

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McBadger COW, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:59, archived)

your stepdad is mofaha???!?

whhoooeee

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giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:52, archived)

Bandwagons merrily

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:14, archived)

IT WAS NEVER ABOUT THE PLAMS

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Shada, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:15, archived)

I HAVE SEEN THIS BEFORE

I LIKED IT BEFORE

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:18, archived)

OH WAIT

I C WOT U DID THAR

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:19, archived)

Ace

This may have got me somewhere with all this

I like plants, nicely Sundae :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:23, archived)

Did you see my latest vid?

I got all deep and serious; it really doesn't suit me. It's still in links popular though.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:36, archived)

*goes off to check*

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:39, archived)

B3tans are a tough crowd.

Very few comments but I only posted it here and it has You Tube honours (21st most linked this week, and all from here). And it made popular, so you do all quietly love me.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:51, archived)

It's a tough subject

handled in a unique way, Sundae

Those 'silent clicks' may mean to say something, if you think about it..

So woo

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:10, archived)

\o/

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:40, archived)

random boring picture

I've been trying to design a stylised lotus for a tattoo i'm going to have, and no matter what i seem to do i end up with this sort of pattern. it's going to be onthe bottom of my back, and I was wondering what you guys thought... is it too chunky?
Click for bigger (115KB)

(Roll_Up_Smoker Hasn't had a cigarette since, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:09, archived)

No, I rather like it.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:10, archived)

don't colours utterly fail to work properly on a tattoo?

especially as bright as that

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Shada, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:12, archived)

i know reds a good one for staying power

it will have a black outline... not sure about yellow though.

(Roll_Up_Smoker Hasn't had a cigarette since, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:13, archived)

every colour in a tattoo eventually fades and looks like puke or a bruise.

or a pukebruise. probably.

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Shada, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:13, archived)

they don't fail utterly

but you do have to bear in mind there'll be a skin-coloured 'filter' over the top, which will alter/dull the colours somewhat.

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:13, archived)

i like it

but i think you'll have a lot of people asking "er... what is it?"

a bit like my brothers misspelt tattoo, hehe...and his genital-piercing-gone-wrong.

(A Hospital Carpark, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:17, archived)

I have back fat

so i don't intend to have it on display (unless drunk). To be honest as long as i know what it means, isn't that all that matters?

*EDIT* : genital piercing gone wrong? whats that all about?

(Roll_Up_Smoker Hasn't had a cigarette since, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:19, archived)

HI.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:51, archived)

HI I'M PRINCE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:58, archived)

BATMAAAAAAAN!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:01, archived)

We use that tune for Plumbers Bum around here.

DANANANANANANA-DANANANANANANANAAA....

BUTT-CRAAACK!
Nice when the kids use it back on me in public.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:04, archived)

hello

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Shada, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:03, archived)

hi!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:04, archived)

hi there!

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Shada, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:07, archived)

They moved

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:46, archived)

do whitney and bobby live with them ?

*click*

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:47, archived)

Whitney doesn't do crack. Crack is wack.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:59, archived)

\o/

"man, I'm seein shit, I keep thinkin I'm on a prarie, what the fuck, crazy shit"

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:48, archived)

pfffft!

I ENDORSE THIS POST

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:56, archived)

facking junkie !

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:58, archived)

SKILL SET: COOKING METH AND SUCKING DICK

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:05, archived)

wa-fucking-hey !

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:06, archived)

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