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[challenge entry] Ohhhhh yeahhhhhh...
Photobucket
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 19:29, archived)
# What kind of disease-ridden finger is that?
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 19:30, archived)
# Probably
sore from all that poking
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 19:31, archived)
# maybe he's been prodding jars of beetroot
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 19:40, archived)
# Also the merriest!
(, Sat 3 May 2008, 19:36, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 19:27, archived)
# as long as there isn't any old lace!



(, Thu 1 May 2008, 19:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Arf.


Click for bigger (120KB)
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Hmm.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 19:17, archived)
# oh
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 19:19, archived)
# Well I thought it was funny.
If a little tenous.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 19:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 19:05, archived)
# HAhaha
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 19:06, archived)
# how ard?
Wiz-ard!!!
Woo!
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 19:06, archived)
# You're taking the piss!
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 19:06, archived)
# just a wee bit
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 19:29, archived)
# hahaha, nice one!
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 19:06, archived)
# I think furiously would have been a better word.
But you still get a woo and a biscuit.

Edit: and remember, always dispose of your old dead wizards safely or suffer alarming happenings.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 19:06, archived)
# My original word was forcefully.
I don't know where fiercely came from.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Why does this source pic exist?!
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 19:11, archived)
# 3rd pic on google when searching for peeing.


but that didn't anwser your question.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 19:14, archived)
# I suspect there is a niche market for people-wizzing-off-a-balcony-porn.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Is that Cliff Barbeary?
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 19:18, archived)
# I dunno.
Could be.

(, Thu 1 May 2008, 19:23, archived)
# Then let us say that it is!
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 19:24, archived)
# hahaha!
*clicks*
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 19:26, archived)
# transport

Good word for the compo too.. exclusive docks for the cross-gendered shipping enthusiast :)
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:59, archived)
# shit yeah :D
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 19:00, archived)
# ooooh yes
more!
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 19:00, archived)
# haha give me chance :)
I've got an hour of drawing time... joy!
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 19:04, archived)
# Oh my word yes.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 19:01, archived)
# By gum, this is fantastic!
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 19:02, archived)
# 'ning again face
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 19:04, archived)
# Hey, umm, bee?
I've actually gotta bugger off to the the gym now :(

Will totally catch yo' ass later though!
*is hip*

(, Thu 1 May 2008, 19:06, archived)
# bee?
I am a bee. Buzzzzzz
Have funeth at the gymeth.
Me too. Fo' shizzie.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 19:11, archived)
# I really like this
it is brilliant :D
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 19:05, archived)
# thanks!
:D
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 19:26, archived)
# Oh!
That's too awesome! Woo n a click
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 19:06, archived)
# *imbibes*
:D
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 19:27, archived)
# really nice :)
haven't said as much as often I catch up with your images well after they're posted, but they are great
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 19:07, archived)
# thanks, glad you like them :D
The Spores are dancing!
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 19:25, archived)
# Chameleaon-Squid-Daemon?
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 19:16, archived)
# sounds tasty!
I'll take two :)
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 19:24, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:51, archived)
# You're happy as a pig in shit aren't you?
This is ace by the way.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:52, archived)
# I thought it was 'One Night in Paris'
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:52, archived)
# nah, that's a fabby DM live DVD
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:53, archived)
# I can see this will be a week of much groaning for me
'tis woo, though
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Another ace one.
You've won.
Let's call the whole thing off!
EDIT: In fact no don't, it's the most hummus I'd had in years!!!

(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:57, archived)
#
hummus spangs
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:58, archived)
# Spangs?
My face is flatter than the flattest pancake in the world.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 19:04, archived)
# oops
Try this instead: www.b3ta.com/board/8337386
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:58, archived)
# hahaha
I had a feeling that you'd be all over this competition.

Sublime!
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:59, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 19:01, archived)
# i turned my monitor upside down and Prt Scr'nd :)
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:45, archived)
# OMG NO WAI!
I have to try this.

Edit: haha you've got a sqrt button. Lol squirt.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:46, archived)
# are you from /talk?
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:46, archived)
# pardon?
you cheeky whippersnapper.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:48, archived)
# it is not worth bothering here anymoe
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:57, archived)
# yeah that's right
i don't post pictures
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:49, archived)
# Sorry
It seemed like a poor idea. I just assumed. Your other stuff is good though.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:51, archived)
# fuck off
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:52, archived)
# You fuck off
I'm sticking with my opinion. Some of your stuff is good, but that's pants.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:54, archived)
# come on then you show me how to be funny
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:54, archived)
# I am quite amused by all of this.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:57, archived)
# ^this
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:57, archived)
# ooh you're sexy when you're cross
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:57, archived)
# ack i'm not cross, the nature of /board has changed tho
sod it i'm going to the pub
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:59, archived)
# I didn't say you weren't funny.
In fact, I said the opposite. I like some of your stuff, just not this. Do I have to like everything you've done?

And for the record, I know I'm not funny, but if everyone had to be good at something to criticise it, the world would be full of self-congratulatory pricks.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:57, archived)
# isn't it already?
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:59, archived)
# thankfully, no
It is a bit 'round here, though. (myself included)
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 19:00, archived)
# i don't think b3ta was started as a critics club, nobody has to reply to a picture they don't enjoy
somebody posts something they have made and you don't like it pointing it out or comparing it to another section of b3ta is akin to shouting FAIL like over on 4chan, is that where you hang around
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 19:04, archived)
# I still have no idea what this 4chan thing is
I take it that it's a spin off of b3ta? - or vice versa?
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 19:08, archived)
# I've no idea either
I don't care much either.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 19:10, archived)
# FFS
Can't you handle a bit of criticism? I'd rather somebody came back and gave constructive criticism than not say anything. As such, I can see why my comment was unhelpful, and I apologise for that.

I still can't see anything funny with your image, and I would rather see you return to your old, funnier pictures. The choice of phrase was not intended to be personally insulting.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Girls, girls!
You're both such lovely girls! Don't fight. And if you do, fight nice. With pillows. And jim-jams.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 19:10, archived)
# source pics
please
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 19:15, archived)
# It's a quote...
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 19:15, archived)
# you dropped
these ""
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 19:20, archived)
# My little lines!
Yes I did, didn't I?
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 19:22, archived)
# I still would like
some pics of girly jim-jam pillow fight
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 19:28, archived)
# Seconded!
Though can we demand Mongy wears a gymslip, I can see a potential revenue stream from tory MPs here
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Press [Ctrl]+[Alt]+[Up arrow key]
instead?
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:46, archived)
# Don't work for me
My calculator don't have that!

And how's your current bash status?
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:47, archived)
# That reminds me!
Is there going to be anywhere else us bashers can sleep now you've run out of rooms?

I sooo want to come :)
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:49, archived)
# Yes Wales
Yup there is. Best I can do if a hostel round the corner. Basic but cheap.
I'll gaz you their number.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:50, archived)
# psst
up there ^^
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:52, archived)
# Wales?
Nothing wrong with hostels!

Thanks very much :)
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:52, archived)
# What bash?
I am in Devon.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:49, archived)
# OK guys
He's in Devon. I said everything would be cool!
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:56, archived)
# ha!
i didnt know you could do that!
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:51, archived)
# How undeserved is your username?
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:51, archived)
# how undeserved
WAS my username
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:52, archived)
# Who's the daddy?
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Me.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:56, archived)
# I knew you were going to say that.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:58, archived)
# Don't work for me!
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 19:04, archived)
# Aren't you a cleverclogs!
:)
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:47, archived)
# cleverclogs
now thats a word that needs more airtime!
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:57, archived)
# lol boobs
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:51, archived)
# HURRR ORIGINALITY HAS DIED
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Popular comp + first idea = crap
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:41, archived)
# Except that this picture is of where?
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:42, archived)
# Scotland?
I have no idea, I'm just guessing. Is there a prize or money off involved?
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:43, archived)
# My post made no sense,
Still, where is that?
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:43, archived)
# How the fuck should I know?
You analyse too much.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:44, archived)
# One can never do too much anal.
Actually I am an analyst, so it is my job.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:46, archived)
# But I'm guessing you don't work for b3ta,
so you must like to carry your work into your personal life. You're weird. Also: you'll note that I said it was shit.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:47, archived)
# It is quite funny
actually.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:49, archived)
# ta
I don't see why anyone bothers with the comp, though. TGA is going to win by a mile. The popular page for the challenge will just be his entries.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:53, archived)
# time for me to leave
Hope the PA leaves you
until tomorrow good peeps
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:48, archived)
# Hahaha!
I don't suppose you watched that Angus Deayton programme too last night then?
That song was class.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:43, archived)
# No
I didn't.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:45, archived)
# Well you're missing out.
A song about northerners by Hale and Pace. T'everything.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:48, archived)
# *is skeptical*
*skepts*
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:48, archived)
# Here it is but in true youtube style
some eejit has subtitled it.

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=K4JNdseNOkE
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:50, archived)
# pfft
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick N Dirty
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:37, archived)
# I am having my first panic attack for years.
They are far less pleasant than I remember, not that they were ever pleasant.

Are you sure I cannot die from this?
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:39, archived)
# Depends what you're doing at the time.
You're not flying a plane are you? That could be sticky.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:40, archived)
# No, just sitting, hoping it will go away.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:41, archived)
# I'd go for a lie down, or something.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:41, archived)
# Alcohol helps
or some nice soothing music
I recomend panic attack
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:42, archived)
# Well chill out man.
You're fine. Everything's OK. It's all good.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:42, archived)
# I know.
I am not actually panicking, I just cannot breath properly and feel like my heart is about to explode.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:47, archived)
# Does your left arm tingle?
Because a heart attack could kill you.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:49, archived)
# Stop worrying
About the difference between Hung and Hanged. 99% of people wont know the difference anyway
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:44, archived)
# What ever it is that is aaking you panic
just stop
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:41, archived)
# I am balancing on the edge of a cliff with a knife between my teeth.
Do you think that might be a contributary factor?

Laughing makes me panic, I have just discovered.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:44, archived)
# don't look... erm
just don't look
(how did you get the PC to the edge of the cliff?
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:47, archived)
# Science and bees.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:50, archived)
# Not entirely sure myself, before you ask
I preferred yesterdays, but hey.

(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:36, archived)
# Blowhole sex FTW!
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:37, archived)
# I wish.
Alas, I am a filly. I shall just have to make do with the orca cock.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:44, archived)
# Is there any porpoise to this?
:D
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:37, archived)
# Your missing a Fin Doll
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:39, archived)
# Pffft!
"I'm not licking you out till you douche it. It smells of people!"
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:39, archived)
# Obligatory dolphin pun.
That one's really getting streched fin.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:39, archived)
# Ohhhhh my oh my.
And yet I still love you.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:41, archived)
# I think this one is less good an idea
but far better executed.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:39, archived)
# Thank you.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:42, archived)
# Of course, you do realise that
our sex would be better still?
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:45, archived)
# I do, I do.
The excessive amount of calculations involved in realising such a fact keep me awake at night. But I'm so close to the truth. So close.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:50, archived)
# That's pretty great handwriting.
This is nutty, but I like :)
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:42, archived)
# It looks all scrawly because I went over it again to make it darker
but ta :D
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:43, archived)
# Oh cool!
You've got the handwriting I wish I had. Please keep posting images :)
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:44, archived)
# Really? People complain it's illegible.
:D shall do.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:46, archived)
# It's very love letter.
I struggle to keep mine in the lines.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:51, archived)
# Ah, this isn't my neat handwriting.
That's pretty much copperplate. But apparently still illegible. I just think everyone I work with can't read unless you print.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:53, archived)
# ANY sex is better than my sex
also: woo
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:59, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 19:00, archived)
# I love your handwriting.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 19:18, archived)
# I love your everything.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 19:23, archived)
# I LOVE YOUR FACE.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 19:26, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:32, archived)
# hahaha!
ace.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Hooray!
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Hullo IVV!
Also...
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:36, archived)
# *groan*
Hello! *waves*
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:37, archived)
# Hahaha!
Might I repost good sir? I know it's cheeky but I quite liked it.

Edit: Does anyone want to give me Photoshop? I'm getting sick of reposting things.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:36, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:37, archived)
# Excellent stuff.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:40, archived)
# download cs3 from adobe using a fake email
then go to the pirate bay and get the adobe cracks pack

and don't be such a pussy about it
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:48, archived)
# Tried that.
Do you think I could find a crack for Mac OS X? Could I fuck. And you're the pussy.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:54, archived)
# no YOU'RE the ugly cunt.
Sorry, not you, it's an Emin thing. Silly girl.

This is dead woo.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:37, archived)
# I want to make a tent with the words 'Tracy Emin' written in it
and call it 'Everyone I have ever loved'.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Another compo post I'm afraid.


:)
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Hahaha
I was going to do one like that with Nacho Cheese (disputing cheese ownership within the Rasta community).
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:28, archived)
# DO IT
:)
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:29, archived)
# DO IT
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:41, archived)
# DO IT
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:46, archived)
# Very good indeed.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:30, archived)
# Capital!
I loves it :)
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:31, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Little known fact
Chewie was meant to be a girlie!
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Hahaha!
Curse this compo! I'll never get my coursework done!
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:24, archived)
# No
You're confusing this compo with your laziness:P
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:29, archived)
# Well there is that.
It's just so boring. My fault for not getting it right first time I guess.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:34, archived)
# Hahahaha,
Oh dear god
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:25, archived)
# Hahaha
Woo
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:27, archived)
# haha!
Is this Kenny Baker's doing?
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:32, archived)
# not really a compo entry, but related (like an austrian)
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:17, archived)
# Anti-disejactulated-hairy-jism?
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:19, archived)
# mild green hairy lip squid.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:20, archived)
# You say potato
I say flange monkey
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:22, archived)
# That
is part of one of the most ridiculously complex lame jokes Ever.

:P
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry.


Bindun?
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:00, archived)
# King of the swingers?
Tarzan begs to differ.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:01, archived)
# a well hung disney character
would have a rope around its neck.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:09, archived)
# Better?
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:13, archived)
# much, thank you
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:19, archived)
# That would be
Well Hanged.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Speaking of ...


(Not worth its own thread)
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:17, archived)
# sorry
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Phwoar!
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 17:59, archived)
#
Now that is salty.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:00, archived)
# corr!
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Blimey!
Saw one of these in the garden yesterday. Must've slipped its leash:
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:03, archived)
# \o/
COMPO IT! ARD!
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:10, archived)
# thanks!
It's a pea from a while ago - not sure it fits the compo the way it is...
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Perhaps it should bear the legend;
"Jaywalking v. To exercise ones bird.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:23, archived)
# any brown boobies?
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:05, archived)
# Wahey!
*rubs thighs*
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:07, archived)
# Hahaha
Laughing like a cunt
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:09, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 17:50, archived)
# He looks like a formidable martial arts opponent.
Woo
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 17:51, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 17:53, archived)
# I knew it.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 17:53, archived)
# I think that'll be against the law as of tomorrow.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Yay for Ood Hoodies!


(, Thu 1 May 2008, 17:58, archived)
# fail
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Cthulhu?
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:07, archived)
# vaguely
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:07, archived)
# It's cocking ace either way.
I like the way you shade with dots.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:08, archived)
# cheers
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Articles
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 17:43, archived)
# I really do love your username.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Thank you
but not the pic?
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 17:47, archived)
# I don't get the pic.
Don't be disheartened though, I'm not very bright.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Think icicles
but made of art.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 17:52, archived)
# OH I SEE.
I really am being quite dim today. Sorry BLD. Thanks Mo.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 17:53, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 17:56, archived)
# No apology necessary
:)
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:11, archived)
# Very clever!
woo!
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 17:51, archived)

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