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(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:56, archived)
# always cococola
edit : oh dear, thats not a coco cola bottle flowing out the bottle is it?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Oh, ffs, Micto!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:58, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Do you do requests?
I think bottleguy, or fuck.org should be done.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:59, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahah
i hadn't seen fuck.org before!
that's ace
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Hahahaha same.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:02, archived)
# i've just seen octopusgirl for the first time too
i feel a bit queasy
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Hahaha I was just about to say the exact same thing.
Did you follow all the links? I wish I hadn't but I couldn't not. :(
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:06, archived)
# i think it's the law or something
loltrain just made me lol
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Yeah me too haha.
Do octopus girl next.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:08, archived)
# link
surely not as bad as eelgirl?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:10, archived)
# strangely, yes
at least to me
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:11, archived)
# link please?
or is it just that kid with more legs than she knows what to do with?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:12, archived)
# not safe for anywhere ever
www.octopusgirl.com/

really, it's minging
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:15, archived)
# O_O
I HAD to click

hahaha

really, that's nasty :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:17, archived)
# was that it?
i was expecting something worse
tn1-1.pv.deviantart.com/fs12/150/i/2006/271/b/c/octopus_girl_by_dongyi.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:18, archived)
# she is wearing a large brianslug
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:20, archived)
# draw this!
we need more discomeats on the internets! quick!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:21, archived)
# I have no draw energy
I will cook my pizza and contemplate the meaning of existence
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:27, archived)
# What could be worse?
I actually can't think what could possibly be worse and still be legitamately called octopus girl.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:21, archived)
# i was expecting 8 of them
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:22, archived)
# There was a shock video posted on here a long, long time ago
that was the end of all shock videos. No one present on B3ta could get all the way through it. or if they could, they didn't feel much like bragging afterwards.

Rapitinui posted a transcript of the events depicted (not having sat through it himself) and that was really enough for me.

I wish I could remember what it was called though. Lots of things with penises and balls and inserting things in urethras and other horrors.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:25, archived)
# there are some quite batshit insane folks on the internet
recorded for future generations to ponder

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:28, archived)
# it may have been the BME pain olympics, but I don't remember now.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 2 May 2008, 0:45, archived)
# It could be live....or be cut up tentacles all oozing their horrible bloodly inky ooze.
Or could be in her anus and be all horrible and brown.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:26, archived)
# what a lovely video
lol
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:06, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Lovely.
I trust you're going to burn your hard drive once this series is complete?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:58, archived)
# nah
bring it on :)

edit: what shall i do next?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:58, archived)
# A cup?
specifically only one cup
the one cup... TO RULE THEM ALL!!
ED: With shittastic lesbanims
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 1 May 2008, 23:00, archived)
# i don't think i could stretch to pixelmation
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:02, archived)
# how about your choice of scene then?
(I'm already feeling a bit queasy just thinking about it actually...)
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 1 May 2008, 23:09, archived)
# teehee,
I'm putting that on a t-shirt!
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:23, archived)
# how about
erm
pole vaulting
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:01, archived)
# OCTOPUS GIRL!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:07, archived)
# She's been eating my cement!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:58, archived)
# It could almost be
MC Hammer kicking the shit out of Vanessa Feltz
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 1 May 2008, 22:59, archived)
# This is pure evil
first i had to stare at it for a long time to work out what it is... And now im going to have nightmares as its burnt onto my retina.. If I blink its like an animation!
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:02, archived)
# oo
ANIMATE IT! HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:06, archived)
# i´m so friggin´ hungry right now!
(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:04, archived)
# animate it
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 1 May 2008, 23:05, archived)
# no
you animate it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:07, archived)
# ooh crikey!
haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Ms Bellucci.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:50, archived)
# NIPPLEs?!
how rude of meh... very nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Nah, just the the way the light vectorised...
:)

And thank you...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:51, archived)
# *awaits response from Captain Wow*
Phwoar anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:51, archived)
# that's rather good
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Vereh noice!!
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 1 May 2008, 22:53, archived)
# This is rather woo
I approve of Ms Bellucci
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:54, archived)
# i saw her last year with her ex vincent cassel shopping at stansted.
i was baffled. couldn´t be arsed to ask for an autograph though. he´s really tall... and she´s really beautiful, i shall say.
(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:56, archived)
# I am not familiar with her but I wish to be
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Hello Lovely!
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Catamaran


/'pologise for lack of shoppage
//would just be TOAP anyway
(mungo_spanner, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:47, archived)
# eep
he looks special!
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Looks like
Warren Clarke from Dalziel and Pascoe
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:51, archived)
# You don't appear to have shopped anything?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:53, archived)
# I've tried to bite my fingers on this
but the continued practise of zoos inbreeding tigers with a recessive genetic aberration in a bid to 'save' the 'species' of white tiger ( a species that does not now nor ever has existed )
for what eventually amounts to monetary gain ( being that people pay a fortune for these animals ) makes me angrier than most things.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:07, archived)
# LOLCATZ
though...
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:13, archived)
# this + i like tigers
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Responsible zoos don't
And nothing to do with our stud books monitoring the remaining gene pool of the tiger

Blame private collections, not responsible scientists where I work

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:17, archived)
# if i wasn't allergic to almost every animal in existance i'd love to do what you do
:)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:21, archived)
# The 'white Tiger'
had it's origins from some Raj in India from the start, and would never be a serious breeding program for any zoo; it's gene's are completely inbred and fucked

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:24, archived)
# no, I did not mean to imply your lot.
I should have just said Craig Busch. The woman beating, cat inbreeding cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 2 May 2008, 0:05, archived)
# I suppose you'd have grabbed one of your many guns and shot the bitch.
 
www.nzherald.co.nz/section/1501119/story.cfm?c_id=1501119&objectid=10441295
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 2 May 2008, 0:50, archived)
# I'm at work.
If you think putting a black border at the bottom and typing 'Catamaran' there (like 90% of the other compo entries) would add anything (other than 20k) then I suspect you've been in a breeding programme too
(mungo_spanner, Fri 2 May 2008, 20:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Hunting
(Fraz73, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:44, archived)
# oh you cunt.
*clicks lots*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:46, archived)
# argh boards moving too fast
WAAGH!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Just block a few people at random, and take them off later!
Voila. Instant slower board!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:47, archived)
# no! nevaaah!
*runs around until unconscious*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:49, archived)
[challenge entry] By way of appology for my previous entry..
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Jesus what an obscure word.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Tis Irish Prime Minister innit..
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:46, archived)
# so THAT'S how you pronounce it
see that word from time to time, never have a clue where to start with it
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:53, archived)
# But when you're over there
You have to repetedly miss pronounce it Tea-Shop.. Really gets them riled up... Also asking who this guy Dale is; who runs everything...
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:59, archived)
# After the surfeit of neologisms the compunction for thesarus inquisition becomes expedient
For the current endeavour, none the least.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Oh cool.
*nods*
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Not that I don't like the brutal power of tea, but...
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 1 May 2008, 22:46, archived)
# YES!
I REQUEST A COFFEE.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 1 May 2008, 22:47, archived)
# *kettles*
i'll attach it in a gaz
you've got MS Cafe Conversion & the USB mug right?
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 1 May 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Clickity
Click Click
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Jitter
Jitter JitTER
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 1 May 2008, 22:50, archived)
# coffee is not shaking enough
you require more coffee!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:49, archived)
# YES!!
sod the mug, pour it straight into the kettle!
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 1 May 2008, 22:51, archived)
# kettle?
that'll take years

mainline the shit!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:52, archived)
# And now, for something completley different...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Kenya... Oh Kenyaaaaaaaa!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Yeah, I thought I was all original,
and then mofaha pointed that out. Ah well. It all sprang from my friend being on a new drug/not high for once in math this morning. Hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:43, archived)
# GIRAFFE
Hello :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:43, archived)
# YES
Hello. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:46, archived)
# HAI GUYZ
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:49, archived)
# HAY HEXY!
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:50, archived)
# AOL?
I could do with a chat :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:51, archived)
# HAHAHAHAWHAT?!?!?!?!?!
In a similar WHAT THE FUCK? vein, here's something I made earlier:


(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Hahahahah
I love it!! ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:46, archived)
# i have one question:
where can you see lions?
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:44, archived)
# KENYAAA!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:46, archived)
# In a variety of equatorial and sub-equatorial locations.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:46, archived)
# OH MOFAHA
YOU HAS ALL THE GEOGRAPHYS.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:47, archived)
# FORGET NORWAY!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:46, archived)
# i like the turtles!
(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:46, archived)
# I'm not sure
but you can forget Norway...
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 1 May 2008, 22:47, archived)
# on the train
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:49, archived)
# On the subway?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:56, archived)
# if I recall correctly the source was London underground
 
but I probably don't
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:06, archived)
# The seats look exactly like the NY Subway.
But all subways look the same, non?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:14, archived)
# omnomnom :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:47, archived)
# OMNOMNOM!!
^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:48, archived)
# this reminds me of...
KENYAAAA

KENYAAAA KENYAA!

Kenya believe it?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:49, archived)
# :D
www.b3ta.com/board/8337983
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:54, archived)
# parents are a pain in the neck?
:p
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:57, archived)
# No. Well sometimes. But.
Mum is just. Well. Loud.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:59, archived)
# mine too, she fucking yells down the phone
though according to my other half, i also do, along with my entire family (think she might be right)
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Hahahah.
I am one of the few quiet ones. And I get loud sometimes, mainly when I'm excited, or have had caffeine.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:20, archived)
# mate from work gets ridiculously loud after exactly 2 pints
we come back from lunch at the end of the week AND YOU CAN HEAR HIM FROM THE OTHER END OF THE LAB
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Hahahahahahah.
That's great.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:29, archived)
# random ftw
rubbish ps skills ftl

(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:16, archived)
# indifference fish is indifferent
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:23, archived)
# a bit late, maybe.......
(londoner, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:33, archived)
# I might have to cancel my Fucking appointment at this rate
FUCKING AUSTRIA
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Fucking, 5121 Ostermiething?
I'll fucking Oster YOUR thing in a minute.

Just you wait.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Oh yeah? Well, all I can say is
"Where's my fucking cement you retards?"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:38, archived)
# but but but :(
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:42, archived)
# I ordered two types of cement.
1. Ordinary Cement, known as "cement"
2. Extra Thick Cement, known as "dement"

!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:45, archived)
# no it´s not. seems austria is the new belgium!
woo.
(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Heheheh!
'Ning all, how was everyone's day?
And a bit of a TJ:
www.b3ta.com/board/8335468
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:36, archived)
# I had ravioli
it was crap
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:38, archived)
# DON'T PUT 4CHAN MEMES ON OUR BOARD PLEASE KTHXBAI
...shit.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:39, archived)
# :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:43, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:54, archived)
# the Flapmobile?
(londoner, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:04, archived)
# I've forgotten now who's van it was, but someone else asked for a 'shop of Flap driving it
so I obliged, but he does look very happy in there, in a 'mystery machine' kinda way...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:09, archived)
# so then I got this idea about driving a cheesecake truck
 


cause I figured at the end of the day I could take some of the leftover cheesecakes home, and I love cheesecake
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:18, archived)
# yay!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:08, archived)
# +10 POST AGAIN
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Hahaha!
Poor Flap! ;D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:10, archived)
# haha!
this is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:44, archived)
# :D
I gots mad 3d skillz yo!
(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:09, archived)
# :D


*re-lurks*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:15, archived)
# I had an utterly shit day
and I hold you responsible for enquiring. You broke my car didn't you!?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Very well Chicago.
Day has been most pleasant, but I is knackered, so off to Liberty City I go, then sleeps.

Laters, yall.

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:44, archived)
# quick n dirty
and probably bindun

(pygmy giraffe, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:32, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Another toyhead where you aren't at first sure anything's wrong...


Previously: www.b3ta.com/board/8334279
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:29, archived)
# menacingly cute!
woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:33, archived)
# the feet don't look real at all!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:35, archived)
# I know what you mean,
I actually tried to add a bit more red to them for some definition 'cos these things really are just a load of uniform yellow, they naturally look really false, like they've been popped out of a mold, the beak, legs and fluff, everything is just yellow.

It's actually really hard to find a pic of one where it doesn't just look like a yellow blob...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:42, archived)
# I see your cute, and raise you:

And help yourself to this big fat woo.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:35, archived)
# EEEheee
fluffeh
(pygmy giraffe, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Aaah that's lovely.
You're emasculating me WiL. Stoppit.

*pumps some iron*
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:36, archived)
# That's disturbingly cute...
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 1 May 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Not as much as this one is:
www.ubergizmo.com/15/archives/2008/03/sega-chick.html
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:02, archived)
#  
whoega-kruiwagen
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:25, archived)
# "Arrgh!"
"Where's my fucking cement you retards?!?"

(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:28, archived)
# This question should be asked in general situations
"Can you direct me to the railway station?"
"Where's my fucking cement you retards?!?"
-
"Mr Jones, you have defaulted on your loan payments for the previous two months"
"Where's my fucking cement you retards?!?"
-
"Sir, you are under arrest for murder"
"Where's my fucking cement you retards?!?"
-
Endless fun!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:33, archived)
# That's very nearly Skug
with a barrow...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:30, archived)
# someone call my name?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:44, archived)
# hahaha!
I love this.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:34, archived)
# penguins!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Faster, Mummy, Faster!!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:34, archived)
# 'I've been stealing wheelbarrows, sir...'



Nice. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:25, archived)
# thats very good
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:26, archived)
# merry - self satisfied, not the same I know, but America is, so it works, innit
;)

road - world
- sorry if that's blatantly obvious
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:27, archived)
# that car is far too wussy to be american
it needs at least 48 cylinders, in each engine...
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:27, archived)
# And Beefboirgers for wheels.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:29, archived)
# hell yeah!
cockermaimy beefboigas fer wheels!

now yer talking!

man, I'm so full of patriotism now I could chaingun a peasant village! HUYYAAAAAAAAH!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Pastrami steering wheel?
I know ya loikes ya meats.

@:D
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:34, archived)
# I can eat and perform ever limited turning actions as I go
ah it don't matter none, everyone knows american cars aren't designed to go around corners anyway

DRIVE THE FUCK THROUGH EVERYTHING!

yeah, that's the patriotic way!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Jose, can you SEEEEEEE!
- No Senor, you blinded me last week eh.
Very good.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Jose! He sounds like one of those sandinistas!
He's got a cunning plan of working 23 hours a day thus depriving a hardworking american of our women, jobs, passports and most of all wellfare!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:44, archived)
# At yet somehow a power output of only 20bhp
and all the fuel economy of an oil rig fire.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:29, archived)
# I dunno, some of those oil rigs, burn pretty efficiently
they must be communists or something, why do they hate freedom?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:30, archived)
# I know, communists are *everywhere*
I saw a guy recently who was moving without burning any petrol at all... he was... like.. shuffling his feet as he stood and producing movement somehow.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:33, archived)
# he must be a commie nazi liebarrel!
he'll have to have the freedom kicked the fuck right out of him!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:34, archived)
# I'll git mah gun and we can have us some good ol' Mcarthy justice
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:37, archived)
# *cries a little tear*
Now there's a god honest all american american!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:40, archived)
# that bolshevik cnut!
good americans always burn gas. even when on foot!
(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:35, archived)
# so true.
:D
(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:31, archived)
# this isn't really in the spirit of I'm sorry I haven't a clue
where at least some of the constituent words are kept-- eg countryside: to kill Piers Morgan

Nice 'shop and sentiment though.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:30, archived)
# It is an odd amalgamation I'll admit.
looking at it now..I'm not even sure if it works..I've confused myself.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Free Mason
(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:16, archived)
# This is worth applauding.
I applaud it.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:20, archived)
# haha
very good :o)
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Self-explanatory
Indie Cunt
(I helped save b3ta! heckzecutive is probably fail, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:15, archived)
# He's got a bit of a spare tyre
for a skag addict.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:16, archived)
# The guy is a wanker?
I haven't grasped this compo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:18, archived)
# The alt text might do the trick for this one.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:19, archived)
# boo. he wears trousers. shouldn´t he be naked getting out of a car?
famous girls do that all the time.

woo btw.
(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Titilation
The joy of these.

(Fraz73, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:08, archived)
# What, rivers?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Oohh, she's nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:09, archived)
# that's more like a normal dictionary definition to be fair
but it's a pleasant view, to be fair.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:09, archived)
# I outwardly refuse to be fair.
Of all the things I would outwardly refuse, it is this which I outwardly refuse, outwardly.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:10, archived)
# good for you
but of wasn't a commandment, to be fair...
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:12, archived)
# heh.
 
"..she's so hot, she's making me sexist.."
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:10, archived)
# bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:13, archived)
# They say my rhymess are sexist
but you lovely bitches and ho's should know I'm trying to correct this.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:16, archived)
# I don't understand what this is all this about!
I have had a very long day :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Moar!
(I helped save b3ta! TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Thu 1 May 2008, 22:14, archived)
# cunw
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Puppies!!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 1 May 2008, 22:18, archived)
[challenge entry] watch it!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:05, archived)
# that's you, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Haha.
Mewlings is an ace word. There's a mildly racist comp entry in there I'm sure...
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Racsim?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 1 May 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Haha.
/guilty
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:14, archived)
# fucking hell!
that's nawty

(yes I did laugh.. to hull with me)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:23, archived)
# I know
I completely forgot the apostrophe!!!



Right Heroes tiem (BBC3)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 1 May 2008, 22:25, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:28, archived)
[challenge entry] : )
(I helped save b3ta! bovineharvester is quite ill, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:02, archived)
# these shoes are NSFW!
:D
(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:03, archived)
# You are a fireman!
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:04, archived)
# haha
comments like this make b3ta great!
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:08, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:09, archived)
# i love acronyms. i owe you five then...
:)
(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:16, archived)
# *collects*
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:17, archived)
[challenge entry] awwww
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! kasterz loitering within tent since, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:00, archived)
# DRRRRRIIIIIINNNNNNK!
 
not really on the topic, but I do like it
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:04, archived)
[challenge entry] meh!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 1 May 2008, 21:59, archived)
# come on sheffield!
and Woking my two homes!

(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Easy buddy.
Nice to see someone retain their style for this comp.
Edit: COMPO IT
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:03, archived)
# i did it earlier
i don't hold with all this photomanipulation gimcrackery!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Nice.
Send off your Randomburns yet?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:05, archived)
# nah i'm still waiting for two addresses before i send them >:(
you?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Going in the post tomorrow.
Rather worryingly I've only had two requests for my address. All my recipients are /talkers so I don't think it'll matter too much if they don't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:13, archived)
# lemon's sending me one
i've got IVV as well
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Oh cool.
The only one of mine I've seen on board is Bob Todd.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:18, archived)
# i've just been asked for my address by some one who's email is sk8brdfr34k
i'm a little scared...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:22, archived)
# 1337 FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:32, archived)
# so it's not said Wocking, then?
 
/not from around there
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:05, archived)
# no...
but we do have more scum per square inch than anywhere else in the home counties
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Single, please...
(The front teeth of Omar Sharif Mexico's Greatest Transgender Actoress, Thu 1 May 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Jésus!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Thu 1 May 2008, 21:52, archived)
# oh fuck
that took a while, but fuck... thats awesome.


it's such a shame this compo is so popular. tons of good puns are just disappearing.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 1 May 2008, 21:57, archived)
# I must confess to not getting this compo
I am 36 and reasonably intelligent
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:06, archived)
# bah, it´s for the kids, ye know!
(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:14, archived)
# them whippersnappers!
*shakes cane*

Always snapping my whippers!

and stay out of my bins!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:27, archived)
# I'd like to see a definition of a "good pun"
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:11, archived)
# My first Photoshop animation!
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 1 May 2008, 21:45, archived)
# I love Thom
He's awesomesauce.
(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Thu 1 May 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Tis a good 'un too.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 1 May 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Thanks!
I don't like the way his left eye jumps up, though. Or the rather obvious lack of skin tone blending skills.

I am pleased to have found out how to do animations though. I may do more.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 1 May 2008, 21:56, archived)
# strange guy, great singer...
jeepers creepers, where did you get those peepers?
(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:02, archived)

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