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sorry

edit/ thanks mrs trellis for highlighting my ineptitude, if only i'd saved the psd

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:44, archived)

delivered by the trunk load?????

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:45, archived)

they have elephants in china?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:46, archived)

yes

china ones!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:47, archived)

Heh, lovely idea!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:46, archived)

Bonus for using the word pachyderm

even if you did spell it wrong

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:46, archived)

bugger

what makes it worse is this is the spelling i used before googling and getting the incorrect spelling pacaderm which is what i thought i had written .
a double balls up.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:52, archived)

hahaha, wonderful squire!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:47, archived)

Most wonderful.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 27 May 2008, 20:52, archived)

Oh, Goodness, Gracious me!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:58, archived)

[watcha!]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:40, archived)

YES

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:40, archived)

*checks for lime*

thank god..
woo

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:40, archived)

Does it tile?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 27 May 2008, 20:44, archived)

Does it lime?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:45, archived)

OH MAN I LOVE LIMES

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 27 May 2008, 20:47, archived)

BEST OF ALL THE CITRUS'

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:48, archived)

[no, *they* does this...]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:52, archived)

frightening!!

......but great!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:44, archived)

"You're cheating, Daryl"

Quick follow on from last night's motorcycle display team. Enjoy.

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:38, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:39, archived)

I like these

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:40, archived)

splendid

the cheeky little imps

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:45, archived)

I am so so sorry but the Hedgehog made me think this one up...

(Jimmy Jangle, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:37, archived)

Spang!

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:38, archived)

hhahahahah!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:44, archived)

Paul Daniels, WD40, a lake...

I make that Pimms o'clock!

(actually had no idea what this is!)

(redlineit, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:45, archived)

Dbroon is coming to eat your soul and steal all your daughters.

This started as a gif, hence it's a bit fuzzy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:34, archived)

im going to fuck your eyesockets

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:35, archived)

It's spelt t-h-a-n-k-[space]-y-o-u

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:36, archived)

what more thanks does a necroscatbitch need?

I'll shit in your ears too, but anything extras going to cost.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:37, archived)

Nope, you're my girlfriend apparently.

You're all mine to do as I please with.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:38, archived)

You could've at least shopped it!

Woo.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 27 May 2008, 20:36, archived)

KILL IT!

only a decapition, or bullet in the head will do it, methinks

edit: how rude... most woo too!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:36, archived)

does

being your girlfriend make people fuzzy?

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:36, archived)

Hah, yeah.

Dbroon's my girlfriend. Totally.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:36, archived)

lick my pussy you lovely man

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:38, archived)

*obliges*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:39, archived)

*drools*

oh you've seen me have you.. well... er... don't mind me... just carry on with what ever intergender mashup thing you've been doing..

also..

this is a fellow called buck angel who is NSFW but startlingly apt for this post.

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:43, archived)

I love Buck.

I've got a wallpaper on my phone of Buck that's used sometimes.

I would honestly be Mrs Angel for a night or two. Oh yes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:47, archived)

god bless!

I'm still getting used to the ammount of times i find my low tone is the same as someone elses on this website... high mangina five to you m'lady!

Now there's a photoshop I really wouldn't be prepared ot do..

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:52, archived)

I hate you.

(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Tue 27 May 2008, 20:49, archived)

I'm fairly sure I've got a video somewhere of a FTM emoey type riding a MTF goth.

Quite singular.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:57, archived)

are they both fully op

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 21:11, archived)

Pre-op, hence why the FTM is riding the MTF.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 27 May 2008, 21:14, archived)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarghverynice!

And harking back to previous conversation, I shall be sober enough to ensure you don't disgrace yourself.

Too much ;)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:36, archived)

I'm not going to drink much

but I have next to no tolerance any more :D

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:37, archived)

Hahaha, tell me about it!

One glass of wine gets me pleasantly merry at the moment!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:39, archived)

\o/

Here's to being a cheap date.

*swigs*

*falls over*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:48, archived)

is that what happen when drinking for two?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:49, archived)

It may just be cos I haven't been drinking as much as I used to

Absence making the liver grow forgetful and all that

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:53, archived)

well i'm very glad to hear that

i'm sure baby trellis will be thankful too :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 21:00, archived)

I'M MIGHTY AFEARED OF THAT GUY. THE CUNT.

Woo to you, sir.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:38, archived)

Thank you, fellow bloke.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:40, archived)

That's okay, guy.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:42, archived)

*all* my daughters?

He's going to need a double decker

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:38, archived)

This sounds like a job for the Captain.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:42, archived)

Double decker pirate ship?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:52, archived)

Phwoar.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:53, archived)

Why? Are they aroused by 2-floored public transport?

*fetches his triple decker rickshaw*

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Ttssattsr, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:43, archived)

*dons earmuffs to clear out the sound of rubbing thighs*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:51, archived)

James Blunt?....

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:46, archived)

*ignores*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:52, archived)

i've had her

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:46, archived)

Ooof, I wish I could have watched.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:50, archived)

That is grade A, top class

and a most definite *click*, m'dear

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:44, archived)

*LIMES*

(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Tue 27 May 2008, 20:16, archived)

LIME.

LIMETERNET.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:17, archived)

ahhhhh

looked like a vacuum cleaner on its side sucking up green blobs...

It all makes sense now.

Or less.

I dont really know...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:19, archived)

I thought it was a tape measure going underneath a plate of jelly.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:28, archived)

that's what SHE said

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:30, archived)

Rawr, hello you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:33, archived)

You just don't get me.

(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Tue 27 May 2008, 20:30, archived)

does anyone?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:35, archived)

The church of scientology say they do

But I haven't heard anything since I sent them that cheque.

(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Tue 27 May 2008, 20:36, archived)

My subscription has not been fulfilled, that's right.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:35, archived)

ok, now you mention it, it is more like that than a vacuum...

blimey!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:35, archived)

RIGHT...THATS IT...

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:19, archived)

I'm sorry..

I didn't mean to..

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:20, archived)

CAUTION

LIME

(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Tue 27 May 2008, 20:23, archived)

for some reason i thought that said

crab...

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empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:25, archived)

Crab + Lime = Awesome

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:30, archived)

Elephant + Crab = not so much

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:33, archived)

Elephant + Lime = mixed results

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:39, archived)

oh god..

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:40, archived)

I find this strangely pleasing

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:19, archived)

Fruit fetish.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:19, archived)

That's not a complete lie

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:30, archived)

*puts on strawberry costume*

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Ttssattsr, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:31, archived)

*rapes*

IT IS DINNER TIME NOW SO I HAVE TO GO

I HOPE THERE IS FRUIT

Bye :)

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:33, archived)

*cries*

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Ttssattsr, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:39, archived)

I see the problem.

You've short citrussed it.

/coat

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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:19, archived)

oooh

that was a bit sharp tasting.

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:21, archived)

Wheel?

I dont get it

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:21, archived)

wheeeeeeee!

/filename

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empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:24, archived)

/actually got it - the limewagon rolls on :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:25, archived)

It can't be milked, however...

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Tue 27 May 2008, 20:25, archived)

I would just love to stand near that

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:34, archived)

I'll hide this down here...

flashy news
new live flash stream of bbc news 24 channel
feedback appreciated

seriously, some genuine feed back from you guys
would be rather nice :)
EDIT: only available to UK types

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:29, archived)

Feedback: it's shit that I can't watch it because I'm not in the UK

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:32, archived)

Doh!

forgot to mention that ;)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:34, archived)

Ditto

How snobbish.

j/k :)

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Tue 27 May 2008, 20:37, archived)

Is it working? I get what looks like a buffering screen with a single frame, the timestamp on which says 19:56.

[edit] According to THFH it's working, so evidently it's just me. Bum.

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Legionary - My god, Brian, there's a message in my alphabets, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:37, archived)

just buffering, no error message?

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:42, archived)

yep.

Oddly, seem to get the same in IE6 (normally using Firefox 3rc1). QI will quite happily stream from the iPlayer site, too.

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Legionary - My god, Brian, there's a message in my alphabets, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:44, archived)

Strange :|

we're actually using a lower bitrate than iPlayer
*scratches head*

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:47, archived)

very strange

looks like the connection peters out without actually disconnecting. I can send you a dump from a wireshark session, if that'd be any use to you.

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Legionary - My god, Brian, there's a message in my alphabets, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:51, archived)

you can dump on me any time ;)

would be nice
EDIT: not the dumping, of course
*shudders*
I've got a yahoo address in my profile

Thanks for this

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:57, archived)

There's a pcap winging its way to your inbox now. Beginning to think it might be transient ISP nonsense at my end, though.

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Legionary - My god, Brian, there's a message in my alphabets, Tue 27 May 2008, 21:20, archived)

hasn't arrived just yet

but thanks again
I owe you beers if you're ever at a bash :)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 27 May 2008, 21:23, archived)

Clearly I'll have to stop lurking

and go to one in order to collect :)

Seriously though, no problem. Happy to help.

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Legionary - My god, Brian, there's a message in my alphabets, Tue 27 May 2008, 21:25, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:29, archived)

This fills me

with a warm fuzzy feeling.

(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Tue 27 May 2008, 20:32, archived)

Awww...

that is cuteness beyond compare :D

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:33, archived)

I still love this

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:35, archived)

Lord knows where this came from.....

Watch for teh seams....

Play this in the background for extra Danielsness: uk.youtube.com/watch?v=nPG0ov5Ml20

(Jimmy Jangle, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:10, archived)

Paul always says

"Idolise me Debbie"

I see him now and again around town, he always looks pissed.

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:12, archived)

*trips over seams*

Ouuuuch, they're sharp.

wyh :)

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Ttssattsr, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:13, archived)

I know a guy

who looks like him. He's a complete twat as well.

I quite like him for sticking to the character....

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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:15, archived)

Wizbit!!!!

"Ha-ha this-a-way my-oh my"

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 27 May 2008, 20:16, archived)

Wizbit = Fucking YES

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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Tue 27 May 2008, 20:20, archived)

*steals limelight*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 27 May 2008, 20:07, archived)

Hahaha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:07, archived)

green nipple

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:07, archived)

*squeezes*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:40, archived)

Pffft.

(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Tue 27 May 2008, 20:08, archived)

that's no lime,

it's just a lemon thats been bombarded by gamma rays, and thn been made REALLY angry.

-woo pic btw :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:10, archived)

hahaha

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:11, archived)

Not as good as lemons

against scurvey

(Super Saladin Theres tiberium growing in my garden!, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:12, archived)

Corrr!

Also:

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Ttssattsr, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:13, archived)

Im pro on all of them

especially the boxing

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:14, archived)

Same, but especially so on tennis. Pro score = 1000? Fuck that, I'll double it.

*a week of sweating and swinging a controller around later*

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Ttssattsr, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:15, archived)

tennis is easy

just do it sitting down and swing the wrist
you get better shots just with quick flicks

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:16, archived)

If I sit down I'm too far away from the telly and I can't focus on it :)

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Ttssattsr, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:17, archived)

you got raving rabbids?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:19, archived)

No,YOU'RE gay.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:20, archived)

gay....

what games do you have? next year i'm hoping to have my wii in bedroom where i'll be able to play it with bastard housemates demanding it be turned off so they can watch jeremy kyle

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:26, archived)

Jeremy Kyle?

Buy better housemates.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:27, archived)

At the moment I have:

Wii Sports, Mario Galaxies, Resi 4, Warioware, Mario Kart and Zelda.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:28, archived)

i need wario ware and mario kart :(

marvel ultimate alliance is quite good fun. and i fucking love mario strikers

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:31, archived)

You'll need Zelda too, it's proving very good fun, even though it seems to be 'collect these things, now collect more things.'

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Ttssattsr, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:32, archived)

oh completed that months ago :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:39, archived)

IT'S GOOD FUN.

How many Poe souls did you get? And how many golden bugs?

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Ttssattsr, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:41, archived)

christ knows. i'll have a look when i get home, i'm round the missus' atm

i can't get the damn thing on the net though. we've got 7 people already using a 8mb connection and the wii would just kill our house :(

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:44, archived)

get a bigger one :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:20, archived)

No, Nick, you get a bigger one.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:21, archived)

No Randall

You get a bigger lime!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:23, archived)

RANDALL. THIS IS MY NAME.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:24, archived)

either that or you lie on msn

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:33, archived)

I wouldn't dare :)

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Ttssattsr, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:41, archived)

Cripes!

I'm the only person I know who's got a platinum medal on the bowling training, and I don't own a wii.

Conversely, I tried it pissed last week and cleared one lane before falling into a coal bucket.

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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:18, archived)

Pffft!

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Ttssattsr, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:19, archived)

I'm afraid I win here

I tore the cartilage in my knee a couple of weeks back just standing up to take my go. I still have no idea how I managed it.

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shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:22, archived)

I tried the

400 metre relay on mario and sonic olympics and payed for it with 10 minutes of dizziness and a week of agonised forearms, but torn cartilage wins!

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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:28, archived)

Haha, I love you people.

First time I tried Wii fit it gave me an age of 55.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:30, archived)

Nicely shopped.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 27 May 2008, 20:18, archived)

You wish ;)

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Ttssattsr, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:19, archived)

*spangs*

You loon :)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:20, archived)

3 of a series

and we're back to the sex jokes.

Click for bigger (90KB)
1 of a series
2 of a series

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:03, archived)

A packet a of polo's?

;)

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:04, archived)

:( I miss Pachey.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:05, archived)

It's Like Being Back At School...

Could you hear my groan from where you are? :D

*applies head to desk*

(uv_goth is afraid, very afraid..., Tue 27 May 2008, 20:12, archived)

be thankfull..

this idea was originally concieved using a puppy as the plot device.

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:35, archived)

O-kay...

A puppy?!

*backs away*

(uv_goth is afraid, very afraid..., Tue 27 May 2008, 20:40, archived)

see the sining light.

This is terrible but I needed to get it outta my head.

(Kye90, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:59, archived)

needs more lime

:D

adios folks, back later

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:00, archived)

YOU NEED MORE LIME!!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:00, archived)

I NEED MORE LIME

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:01, archived)

I NEED MORE BEER TO PUT LIME IN

hello

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:02, archived)

Nooo

Limes are for Bombay Sapphire Gin and Tonic!

Hi

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:03, archived)

Limes are for Absolut and soda.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:04, archived)

This I have not tried

*is a bit of a noob when it comes to drinking*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:07, archived)

I don't drink often

but I do like a tipple every now and again.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:09, archived)

^this

I seem to only ever drink with my mum ^_^

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:10, archived)

i don't drink a lot but i do drink often, if that makes sense...

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:13, archived)

Nothing wrong with that

I just don't see the point in the whole 'drinking to get drunk' thing, apart from if some sort of crisis has happened. I suppose I did it when I was a kid, but we're talking.... 8/9 years ago.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:18, archived)

Last time I drank because of a crisis this happened

Won't be going there again for a while :)

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:29, archived)

absolut is wank

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:10, archived)

What vodka do you prefer then?

I like Finlandia, but generally if you're in a pub it's a choice of Absolut, Smirnoff or student scumwater.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:15, archived)

anything polish

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:18, archived)

Oooh good choice

I do prefer tanquiry tho (Spelling?)
^{Only cos its stronger}

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:04, archived)

Tanqueray

isn't it?

I've not actually tried it.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:06, archived)

Its like 49% I think

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:07, archived)

Why is stronger a good thing?

Surely that just means you become a pillock earlier on.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:11, archived)

Yes

a pillock and generally more naked

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:12, archived)

Why is that a good thing?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:19, archived)

Its ski clubs fault

They changed me

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:22, archived)

^this with bells

i like drinking, actually i really like drinking, i'm just not a fan of getting drunk

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:14, archived)

You're a little bit more mature than others your age, by the looks of things though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:16, archived)

i just got over the whole "waaaaahhhhaaaay i got so drunk last night i shat myself"

thing quite young because i started drinking a little bit with meals when i was young with my family. alcohol has never had the appeal for me.

though my years between 17-19 with narcotics are a whole different and more embaressing story :/

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:23, archived)

Ah, you and I do have some similarities.

I smoke weed- have done for years, hopefully will do for years to come. But even then I'm not rubbing it into my eyes to try and get more high.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:27, archived)

i'm not a fan of weed as an intoxicant really.

i like really small amounts to just take the edge off a bit but no more. it sends me a little strange.

these days i only really stick to hallucinogens once in a while and the odd cheeky bit of mdma. spending four nights a week rolling round on the floor, cackling and staring at the inside of skull got really old.

it takes a will of fucking iron to keep me off the coke though. i've wasted enough money on that over the years and seen a buddy work up £900 debts to his dealer, not even slightly worth it. to this day the only things i've never tried are heroin and meth. thats a road i'm not planning on going down

edit: jsut to clarify, i'm not saying this in a look-at-me way, i mean i have done some fucking stupid things in my time.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:37, archived)

you beauty!

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:05, archived)

Exsqueezemee?

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:08, archived)

Don't mind if I do.

*exsqueezes*

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:09, archived)

OUCH

You did it too hard

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:10, archived)

Don't lie.

That's how you like it!

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:13, archived)

OH YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME SO WELL

you might do

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:15, archived)

i see.... nancy are you

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:05, archived)

Yes

I R BIG GAY etc....

I like beer with lime in - goes down easy - can drink moar - get more drunky

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:06, archived)

/can often be found with a bottle of sailor jerry near several bottles of ginger ale

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:10, archived)

Not this time, nancy boy

*dodges acid blood*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:07, archived)

my first bandwagon!

and it's REALLY shite!

(evilging www.drivenlikethesnow.co.uk, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:17, archived)

See you dude

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:02, archived)

GET BACK HERE AND FI NISH THIS SENTENCE

'I am leaving because...'

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:04, archived)

If you have horse cock in your head

it's not that easy to get out.

(

Mystery_Bob, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:00, archived)

Are they going to candy mountain?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:01, archived)

and then I said

"But officer the 3 foot long dildo was already inserted before I shagged her corpse"

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:01, archived)

i bet you had

fun looking for that cock

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the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:04, archived)

I said you were too hard on him

(LokiMD, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:51, archived)

this made me "lol"

more than it should have done

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:52, archived)

Toap-paste.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 27 May 2008, 19:59, archived)

i hate reading about the enviroment :(

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:44, archived)

Moral of the story:

Do not be undefined mammal.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:46, archived)

thats a big lime!

_sorry

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:46, archived)

Oh you couldn't re-zest could you.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 27 May 2008, 19:47, archived)

Pithy remark

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:48, archived)

I find that aPeeling

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:49, archived)

exSqueeze me!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:50, archived)

wow, I'm sorry.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:54, archived)

LIME.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:55, archived)

EMIL!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:56, archived)

ZOLA!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:58, archived)

I thought it was a fanci tric

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:50, archived)

Oh you juice stepped over the lime!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:49, archived)

'Do not eat mushroom or antarctica will catch flu?'

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:48, archived)

Spain is a bit of a knob there

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:49, archived)

And your point is?

Ning M

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 27 May 2008, 19:50, archived)

He's worried about the withered thing hanging behind

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:52, archived)

Italy?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 27 May 2008, 19:53, archived)

small and limp

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:55, archived)

Evening mister M sir

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:02, archived)

GREEN SEA :)

It's only 10 days until I am free to start work on my Tiger Melon plushie ^_^
Any chance I can get a couple o'pictures?

*grins*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:49, archived)

i'm about to start on my revison :(

first exam on saturday, haven't been to any lectures.

you can have a pea though :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:54, archived)

Peas were all I was looking for, thank yooou ^_^

For inspiration 'n' stuff

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:55, archived)

NO lectures

:O

I though i was bad with only 1 in 2 subjects!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:00, archived)

i know, right?

especially when its a jargon filled subject :s

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:04, archived)

I spent today watching nathan barley

Another day of revision waste
And one of those subjects is full of equations and deriations that are solid!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:05, archived)

damn you, ever changing sun.

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:58, archived)

keeps people on their toes :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:02, archived)

for those of you who want to be just like her

(

the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:40, archived)

speaking through your fucking nose helps too...

...like that fucking bitch from "friends"...

(

Sir T. Skellington, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:42, archived)

i hear pretending

to be mice helps too

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the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:44, archived)

hehe

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:44, archived)

"OH MY GAWD"

Janice?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 27 May 2008, 19:44, archived)

yup

...every time "that" laugh was used, i wanted to knock her teeth out

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:49, archived)

You leave my Janice alone.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:44, archived)

Nope...

...The bitch.

*adds punctuation*

(

Sir T. Skellington, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:47, archived)

Grrrrrrr

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:50, archived)

*grrrrooowwl*

;-)

(

Sir T. Skellington, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:53, archived)

DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:54, archived)

HOW IS THE WEATHER BY YOU?

(

Sir T. Skellington, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:58, archived)

GREY AND NONDESCRIPT

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:00, archived)

had an ex who looked like her

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:48, archived)

Of COURSE you do.

So do I :D well, ish. Shorter. Much shorter.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:49, archived)

You are both Jewish stereotypes.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:51, archived)

Hardly.

Mine wasn't even Jewish, just a lucky coincidence. Just dark.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:53, archived)

BAD BEARDAGE!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:42, archived)

To be fair, her eyeliner is normally very neat

and I find that somewhat impressive considering how full of drugs she tends to be :)

Like she is here.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:45, archived)

"Don't drop the mouse!"

"THE ICKLE MOUSE!"

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:48, archived)

EXACTLY JERU

The ickle baby mouse which makes me go 'awww'

:)

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:50, archived)

They are a really lovely size.

Not too big for a starter, would fit well in a sandwich too.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:53, archived)

Mouse sammich!

Oh weird, very weird.

I will maybe make one for snaxes then tell you how it goes...

*thinks snakes probably can't eat bread*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:54, archived)

I wouldn't have thought so, I think bread is more native to the highlands than desert tundra.

*salivates over idea of dessert tundra*

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:56, archived)

Whaat?

My snake is from the Everglades :)

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:57, archived)

What, the people who make air freshener?

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:58, archived)

Yes that's the one

she's been genetically modified to give off a pine scent.

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:59, archived)

I've only ever watched them eat meeces, chicks and guinea pigs.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:56, archived)

My snakey has been eating mice her whooole life...

I figure she must be a bit bored of it by now

*shrugs*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:58, archived)

It's a snake.....

The only animals which seem to go off/get bored of food seem to be cats.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:01, archived)

i reckon she employs

a sober person to apply it for her

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the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:52, archived)

*notes*

in case I ever want to be just like this mong

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:45, archived)

you need more than to look like her

two kilo o'meth'd help

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:46, archived)

And a bridle.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:47, archived)

only two!?

i would have thought that twelfty would be more accurate

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the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:50, archived)

more thoughts on table tennis...

lokee here:
www.b3ta.com/board/8399542

yes, yes, yees...

(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:36, archived)

the facial expression

makes this!

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:40, archived)

it´s supplies to him...

(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:42, archived)

a million headlice all screaming out at once..then silence.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 27 May 2008, 19:44, archived)

well put, that! :D

(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:44, archived)

Here

(

ivystopia Last seen on, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:32, archived)

i likes

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:49, archived)

Arrr!

That is all.

(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:32, archived)

Yarrr

Proper good, liek

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ivystopia Last seen on, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:33, archived)

Woo for dinky pirates!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:34, archived)

*high five*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:42, archived)

*takes advantage of unguarded front*

So, you pirate suited and booted for the weekend?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:47, archived)

I am going Faestyle

but of course, I'm always a pirate even if I'm in plainclothes.

Get yerself an me knee, wench.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:48, archived)

*sniff*

Not even booted?

*seats*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:49, archived)

Will boobed do?

*pushes out chest hopefully*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:52, archived)

*grins*

*takes advantage again*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:54, archived)

I do apologise

if I get terribly off my face and embarrass myself.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:57, archived)

haha, lovely

and hurrah for more east anglian people on this board!

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:37, archived)

Why?

We all smell like tractors and talk loike farrrrmers

(emcake putting a donk on it since, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:55, archived)

hahaha, not all of us...

whereabouts you from fella?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:02, archived)

No we don't,

We smell like mustard blossom and talk like Stephen Fry.

(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:03, archived)

pixel pirates FTW.

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 27 May 2008, 19:38, archived)

ESSS

TEEE

TEEEAAA?

TEA!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:40, archived)

And that's all I have to say on the subject

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:24, archived)

*citruses all over the carpet*

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:25, archived)

"now billy, what happens when you citrus on the carpet?"

"I know daddy :("

"open wide, like a good little bitch"

"no daddy no, it's wrong"

*LIMES*

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:27, archived)

Hahaha, what?

or to put it another way:

lul,wut?

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:28, archived)

well, in summary

it's like, well, totally.

and so, the situation is explained

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:28, archived)

But, like, all the poor kids in Afganistan like,

they dont have maps. So, ummm, like, they should like totally, ummm. Yeah.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:30, archived)

we should smear maps in lime

and like, drop them on them, from planes

so they have like, totally got like, directions and also the taste of lime, the taste of lime freedom

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:30, archived)

Hahaha

*wants some lime freedom*

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:32, archived)

well, you'll have to have either vast deposits of oil

or room for a pipeline :D

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:34, archived)

LOLWUT?

Hmmmm

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:38, archived)

yes, if you have those you are guarranteed a good hard freeing

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:39, archived)

I am totally confused

but also aroused.

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:41, archived)

yay! result!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:41, archived)

Now lime me like you mean it

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:46, archived)

crikey, it's gonna take a gallon of jif!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:48, archived)

Cif!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:50, archived)

that too!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:51, archived)

Oh come on

it's not that dirty

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:53, archived)

it isn't?

well, it should be :)

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:00, archived)

Like regular freedom,

but with a refreshing citrus twist.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:34, archived)

Refreshing citrus twists ftw.

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:38, archived)

*LIMES*

(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Tue 27 May 2008, 19:30, archived)

let's lime again

like we did last summer
let's time again
and again AND AGAIN AND AND AGAIN AND NEVER STOP
*engages dalek voice*
YOU WILL BE LIMED. THERE WILL BE LIME. LIME LIME.

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:35, archived)

like:

*LIMES*

"no daddy no, it's wrong"

"open wide, like a good little bitch"

"I know daady :("

"now billy, what happens when you citrus on the carpet?"
?

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:31, archived)

or, to but it another way

billy: *limes*
daddy: C'est!
billy: Hope grape fructal image!
daddy: La Fontaine!!
billy: *BROAMS*
daddy: *THROBS*

LIME EMULSION: €4.95 L

*electrocution*

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:43, archived)

Ahahaha

YES.

(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Tue 27 May 2008, 19:25, archived)

see how easily we descend into fructal chaos

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:28, archived)

Fractal chaos?

Fractal citrus!

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:29, archived)

fruity circus?

lute haircut??

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:30, archived)

Lute haircut?

Mute fair slut?

(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Tue 27 May 2008, 19:31, archived)

oboe prostitute?

timpani concubine?!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:32, archived)

you lost me.

(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Tue 27 May 2008, 19:33, archived)

well, to be truthful I haven't got enough of an idea to fill a boat with whats going on

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:36, archived)

Crow destitute

Timbale Praline?

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:34, archived)

chocolate belgian trumpet!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:36, archived)

I AM GOING TO EAT SOME CHICKEN STEW NOW.

Oh wait. That doesnt work at all.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:33, archived)

ENJOY

(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Tue 27 May 2008, 19:34, archived)

Scrolled past this quite fast.

Got all excited. Oh well.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:47, archived)

oh dear god its a bandwagon

thread rush!

(

Sir T. Skellington, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:26, archived)

don't blame me man!

*ponders doing attack of the 50 ft lime poster*

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:28, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooo

oooooooooooo_{ooooooooooooooooooooooooo_{ooooooooooooooooooooooooo_{ooooooooooooooooooooooooo_{ooooooooooooooooooooooooo_{ooooooooooooooooooooooooo_{ooooooooooooooooooooooooo_{ooooooooooooooooooooooooo_{ooooooooooooooooooooooooo_{ooooooooooooooooooooooooo_{ooooooooooooooooooooooooo_{ooooooooooooooooooooooooo}}}}}}}}}}}

(

Sir T. Skellington, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:30, archived)

haha

it's not a bandwagon yet

all it takes is one more new lime based thread

then the floodgates open, spurting lime

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:40, archived)

then allow me to place this here: -

(

Sir T. Skellington, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:45, archived)

"captain ahab, sir, THE SIGNS ARE BUILDING!"

"If you hadn't brought those damn limes aboard queequeg!"

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:47, archived)

Oh dear

~~thread rush~~
THRUSH

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:42, archived)

ERR'BODY JUMP ON DE EMILBUS!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:26, archived)

ey'! emil'! where this bus going, muchacho?

eyyyy, carlos, who knows man, gotta bring the gringoes their limes man!

(what?)

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:29, archived)

DE EMILBUS! FEEL DE RIDDIM MON!

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:32, archived)

AH MON WHADDA BUS O LIME!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:37, archived)

BUS O EMIL FOOL! MON GET WID DE PROGRAM!

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:41, archived)

NO NEED A POSEGAM MON

GONNAA LAAAAAAIME!!!!!!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:44, archived)

EMILBUS ERR WE COME!

YOU DEAD MON?

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:48, archived)

YEAH MON BEEN DEAD LONGTAIME!

VOODOO LIMES YA KNO

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:49, archived)

Fuck, this board needs more VOODOO LIMES, YA GET ME!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:52, archived)

Brilliant

Woo yay.

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 27 May 2008, 19:26, archived)

\o/

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:31, archived)

HAhaha!

BLoody excellent.

Nnng, I have a picture I want to post but I have to ask permission of the source and he's not about.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:26, archived)

Post it anyway!

Besides, it's easier to get forgiveness than permission... ;)

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:28, archived)

Oh I don't know.

Depends on how you ask ;-)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:32, archived)

I'm not going to ask what techniques you're planning to use...

I shall just trust that they're legal...

But however you do it, hurry up and get permission! All this suspense isn't good for me...

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:33, archived)

It's not that great

but I've been doing it for aaaaages!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:35, archived)

postitpostitpostit

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 27 May 2008, 19:29, archived)

^this

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:30, archived)

yay for limes

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:31, archived)

Hell yes!

Also: best flavour opal fruit.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:32, archived)

actually, that is scientifically correct

tho the orange flavoured one is also highly rated in our surveys

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:33, archived)

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

it comes a VERY close second.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:33, archived)

Post it anyway

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:32, archived)

Might not want me to.

It's SFW, naturally. But still.

Hello you. Did I tell you I can play with girls now?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:34, archived)

What? How come?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:35, archived)

Ah, change of heart.

Well not change, more him coming to terms with internalised feelings etc etc etc etc etc long and boring etc etc etc etc

summation: I'm not going to be staring at tits and drooling any more, losing the ability to speak. \o/

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:40, archived)

Woohoo!

You got me really worried then, I thought it was for the BAD reason!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:41, archived)

Pfft, not in the slightest.

More him deciding that there are some things neither of us can provide for the other (like I can't provide humungous big black momma tits) and so that's fine to sample the delights that nature has to offer, because sex and love are two different things.

I'm paraphrasing a 4 hour conversation here. We've never been happier though :-)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:44, archived)

Good good :)

I did genuinely go 'oooooooh no!'

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:45, archived)

Hah, never you fear petal.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:50, archived)

*juices*

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:27, archived)

it'll be full of juicy salty sea goodness

high in omega 3

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:32, archived)

I love it when you turn up

and have to catch up with the insanity

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:29, archived)

I could not resist the power of limes

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:33, archived)

guffaw!!!

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:29, archived)

\o/

yay

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:36, archived)

whoa! aceness!

(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:31, archived)

yay tanky

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:38, archived)

Indeed. Fucking sublime.

(C)I trust it's a comfortable way to travel the acid seas

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:38, archived)

yes, though sometimes the sizes of the compartments take the pith

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:39, archived)

Its a lemon submarine

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:45, archived)

and we all live in it

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:48, archived)

it requires it's own song and gameshow

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:50, archived)

the crystal lemon

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:53, archived)

ace! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:47, archived)

*glees*

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:50, archived)

yay!

:)

so that's they the sea is salty then.

fish spending their time using the sublimes for tequilla slammers.

:D

x

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:57, archived)

ZOMG! Inc. Presents:

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:23, archived)

I love this

and you.

(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Tue 27 May 2008, 19:24, archived)

make them more ferocious by feeding them limes

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:25, archived)

Limes are the dino jousters nitrous.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:26, archived)

dino... rhino basically the same thing!

edit: how rude.. your stuff never fails to make me smile

(That Random Guy, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:26, archived)

Hurrah!

I like rhinos.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:27, archived)

and they like you

/ominous

(That Random Guy, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:29, archived)

erm...

Slight flaw in your plan...Yeah..erm..Dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years?
Just thought I'd let you know.
KTHXBYE

Woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 27 May 2008, 19:26, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo

ooooooooooo_{oooooooooooooo_{ooooooooo_{oooo_{_{ooooo_{_ooo}}}}}}

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:27, archived)

They left one hell of a carbon footprint

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:28, archived)

I concur.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:27, archived)

Wino Jousting next!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:27, archived)

Pffft.

Maybe after dinner.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:32, archived)

#292872 was slightly better

Yet I preferred the director's cut

Lovely stuff there, though.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:28, archived)

*votes lemon for president*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:28, archived)

\o/

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:35, archived)

Fucking sweet.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:48, archived)

YES

THIS IS JUST WHAT I WAS THINKING WHEN I SUGGESTED IT :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:49, archived)

this ^

woo!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 27 May 2008, 21:23, archived)

G.P.M.

Click for bigger (152KB)

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:22, archived)

Little bit 'o' politics!

I put a tenner in on Saturday and it's nearly all gone!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 27 May 2008, 19:24, archived)

I know what you mean....

If i filled my tank I'd probably triple the value of the bloody thing.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:26, archived)

yey!

my car's so small i can put a fiver in, and the little needle goes right up to the halfway mark (nearly)

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:28, archived)

That's what annoys me.....

Mine's only a small 'un too & it STILL seems to go nowhere.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:30, archived)

you have a good point though

the petrol going in is worth more than the actual car!

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:32, archived)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:20, archived)

Hitler?

(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Tue 27 May 2008, 19:21, archived)

Robo-hitler.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:22, archived)

^hahahahaa

Hitler formed an SS Division out of some muslims

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:23, archived)

ahhahaha

You sicken me.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:25, archived)

Hello Hitler, how are you?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:24, archived)

Death to the West Rodders!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:22, archived)

*Burms Marlboro' lights*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 27 May 2008, 19:23, archived)

ahahahaha

its funny because Allah IS a cunt!

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:24, archived)

Hhehee, he's such a minx.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:26, archived)

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