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and they said it couldnt happen. . .bah!

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TheOther, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:51, archived)

bahahah!

Awesome :D

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Cae1, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:52, archived)

That is one huge pig.

Is it perchance, Vanessa Feltz?

(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:53, archived)

Feed the third world

you could...

Edit: well, the non-muslim/jewish third world, anyway.

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:54, archived)

So not the third world then?

*un-pc mode*

(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:56, archived)

Arf!

*hides from Israeli jets...

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:57, archived)

I suppose...

one could argue that pretty much everything south of Oklahoma is kind of third world-ish.

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 16:00, archived)

don't mess with texas

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 16:32, archived)

*messes

whatcha gon' do?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 16:43, archived)

this made me smile

and i've been a grumpy fucker all day

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:55, archived)

glad i could cure your ills with high powered bacon

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TheOther, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:56, archived)

YAY PIGS!!!

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:57, archived)

If you wear one of those...

could you be said to be hogtied?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 16:04, archived)

If it were a place

would it be a pigs sty?

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 16:06, archived)

doodles

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connor, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:51, archived)

lully :)

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Cae1, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:52, archived)

Nice!!

I really like the sugar j lump

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:53, archived)

Hello

I demand you doodle more.

Thank you.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:53, archived)

Never fear, littel sugar cube . . .

littel sugar cube . . .JUMP AND BE FREEEEEEEEE!
. . . . plop!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:54, archived)

I do like the way everything in your pictures is clearly alive

this would be a scary world to exist in

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:54, archived)

you could never eat anything! it would look at you with a sad face :(

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:57, archived)

until I stabbed it to death with a fork and smeared it with gravy

then I could eat it with a clear conscience :D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 16:15, archived)

brain slug?

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TheOther, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:55, archived)

That's lovely :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:56, archived)

woo! i dids a doodle

also, did anyone else feel that doctor who ~~last~~ saturday night was strangely harry-potter inspired?

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charlie?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 16:07, archived)

i know TOAV (Text on a vector!)

from the secret show :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:43, archived)

Polly Wollydoodle all the day

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:45, archived)

all day

well until they send him a new name :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:46, archived)

*sings* Fare thee well, fare thee well, fare thee well my fairy fay

Blimey, I've not thought of that song in YEARS

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:48, archived)

I think it should be BETTY

haha. that would be a terrible name.

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Cae1, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:45, archived)

hang on

why does that ring a bell?!?!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:45, archived)

kung pow bad guy?

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arrangedletters, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:46, archived)

dontthink i've seen that

maybe i'm just hallucinating

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:47, archived)

you should watch it

twice

the sequal is out this year.

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Cae1, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:49, archived)

sequal??

RUN FOR THE HILLS!

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:52, archived)

DO NOT DIS THAT NAME

FOR IT IS MY GRANDMOTHER'S NAME

*defends*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:48, archived)

same here

well was her name - she died :(

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:49, archived)

Awh :(

Want to share mine?

She butters sausages and everything.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:50, archived)

I wasn't dising it

It is the name of the ULTIMATE bad guy, also.

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Cae1, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:49, archived)

...and Betty when you call me...

...you can call meeeeee Aaallllllll, call me Al.

(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 16:01, archived)

Can i call you

Polly WollyDoodle All Day, today?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:46, archived)

feel free!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:46, archived)

*feels*

Ooo Nice and Firm

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:49, archived)

woo!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:57, archived)

There's something Sean Connarian about him . . .

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:47, archived)

hahaha

true! :D

edit : happy b3ta burfday :)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:48, archived)

Hello and happy b3tday!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:48, archived)

Hello and thankyou

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:50, archived)

Smashin'!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:49, archived)

thank ya!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:49, archived)

Moustache in fireplace??

Nicely done rev :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:57, archived)

thank you sir!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:58, archived)

Be my friend?

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Ninj, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:43, archived)

No Bee?

Not real!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:45, archived)

'Cos all the bees are leaving innit?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:46, archived)

I like that

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:49, archived)

Boris

(Virulent, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:38, archived)

Disturbing

(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:42, archived)

So THATS where my blow up doll went!

*Inflates
*Clicks heels* "There's no place like home..."

(Virulent, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:42, archived)

HIDE HIDE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HIDE

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:42, archived)

jesus fucking christ

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:42, archived)

Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeach!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:43, archived)

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NeeNoo, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:44, archived)

*sicks a little*

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:46, archived)

That right there is why I installed adblock

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:48, archived)

...and why you created the folder "C:\Spankbank"

(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:49, archived)

Hey

Get outta my harddrive!

(Virulent, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:50, archived)

LoveRat

(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 16:17, archived)

Boris Belushi

(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 16:19, archived)

I know it's a bindun, but I couldn't help it

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:32, archived)

heehee

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TheOther, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:32, archived)

Hahaha...

Hehehe
I'm a laughing Quo
and you can't catch me...

Edit: What asterix

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:34, archived)

What's with all the asterisks?

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:35, archived)

He's run out of Obelixes...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:36, archived)

an asterisk demarks an action performed by the poster

eg

*wanks furiously

however, here they have been used slightly eroneously.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:37, archived)

*pulls yours*

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:38, archived)

*blushes

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:38, archived)

*fwaps*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:41, archived)

You need two for that though...

ie:

*wanks furiously*

(to which I always reply "Aw, don't be angry")

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:38, archived)

i only ever use one

what have i been doing! egads

or indeed not doing

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:39, archived)

KENNNEEEEEEE!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:42, archived)

HAPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

BBBBB333TTTAAAAAAAAAADDDAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:47, archived)

I thought it was meant to be one on either side?

*ponders this*

And yus, I figured it must have been slightly eroneously. Looks like he needs QUOtation marks.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:39, archived)

wacca wacca

we should make a graph about it, we'll need a SATUStician

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:40, archived)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:43, archived)

i also heard that their tailor was hooking them up with some stripey trousers gratis!

Yes, they like their FREE COURD'S

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:46, archived)

I didn't read that you're back until just

welcome back.

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Cae1, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:41, archived)

Heeerrrrrrrrooooo

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:43, archived)

I'll bang this in here, prolly a bindun!

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:34, archived)

*giggles*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:35, archived)

'scuse me, while I roast this pea

:D

*purple hazes*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:35, archived)

extreme-ly funny i'm sure..

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:31, archived)

r to tha izzay

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:34, archived)

You're not the only one...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:35, archived)

Edit: my arrow of assencion is voided due to me reading his full name and understanding.

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arrangedletters, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:38, archived)

haha

I know his name but not sure what he does.

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:35, archived)

What's his name?

He's quite nice.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:36, archived)

Nuno Bettencourt

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:36, archived)

the flashy guitarist?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:38, archived)

Yes indeed!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:39, archived)

he does a lot of pointless wank imho

never been into those guitarists for guitarists vai, satch etc

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 16:12, archived)

Oh EXTREME

I vaguelly remember them.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:38, archived)

i only remember more than words and that 'someone said give peace a chance' one

dunno what made me think of it the other day..

apparently is in a band called Sattelite Party with Perry Farrell from Jane's Addiction now
/wikipedia blog

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:40, archived)

Nah, he's left =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:48, archived)

Get The Funk Out FTW!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:44, archived)

*handseats*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:36, archived)

*cuddles*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:38, archived)

Y'alreet?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:39, archived)

Aye, just off for a cheeky one.

Back in a meaugh.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:42, archived)

D'oh, I've just got it...

Nuno Bettencourt.

Bet in court, see?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:36, archived)

'lo fanj!

Here, this is for you...

* s p a n g *

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:36, archived)

*spang* rightbackatcha

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:41, archived)

How's it going?

Loooong time no see...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:42, archived)

It's always about me... (mememe).

(Virulent, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:23, archived)

* No I don't know why I did this either?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:28, archived)

No idea...

But I'm glad that you did...

*stifles office lol*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:29, archived)

* Haha - Hippy Bird Day!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:31, archived)

*loves*

With a soupcon of

*wants*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:32, archived)

TWIIIIIIIIINS!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:33, archived)

*clinks glass*

*dances into the wee small hours*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:34, archived)

TWINS BORN TWO YEARS APART!!!

*notifies major medical journals*

Happy birfday Senhor Doom

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:39, archived)

Hey! If my twin says it's possible then it's possible...

*leers*

And thank ye!

*loves*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:40, archived)

Same Mum?

I am sorry for doing that - will delete on request

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:39, archived)

Doesn't bother me...

though it does look like I'm eyeing up DTH's wallet....

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:42, archived)

~~wallet~~ packet . . .
Hahaha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:45, archived)

Damn! Rumbled!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:58, archived)

Hahaha!

no leave it! he makes me look hot!
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:43, archived)

I was going to call it

"Should have gone to Spac-Savers"

But I though that would be rude so I didn't.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:49, archived)

pfffft!

I have been trying for years to get replacement glasses but they have to be round as in circular and NOT FECKING SAUSAGE SHAPED!!
grrr!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:50, archived)

I actually DID go there...

hence the black plastic NHS look...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:59, archived)

Dayve!

*super-happy b3taday cuddels*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:40, archived)

C]:0D

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:45, archived)

For some reason that strikes me as being incredibly dark.

No idea why... But I like it!

Now give us a pic of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew enjoying a nice dish of tapas.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:31, archived)

"We've made a machine that turns gold

into cottage cheese"

has got to be possibly one of the funniest things ever.

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arrangedletters, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:35, archived)

I'm not sure I've seen that one...

or if I have I can't remember it. Would you have a link about your person, good sir?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:36, archived)

I also wish to see this link

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:38, archived)

I can't find it by by God I'm having fun searching for it...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:46, archived)

henson got bought by disney me thinks

they want on a rampage through you tube getting clips deleted.. :(I had a scour round but i can't find it.

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arrangedletters, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 16:01, archived)

I know there's a couple of old school ones up there still

but loads of horrible newness with spangly music. WHY DEAR GOD WHY?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 16:06, archived)

the best i can tell you

is it is in season 5 episode 4

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arrangedletters, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 16:17, archived)

Hahaha!

noons all!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:36, archived)

THERE MADDIE IS..............'nt

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:39, archived)

i love beaker

there was a kid in my school who looked like him. but then he got his nipple pierced which ruined the illusion some what. it was still funny to beep at him though.

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arrangedletters, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:31, archived)

Weeeeee!!!

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TheOther, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:18, archived)

*living room lols*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:20, archived)

NOW MAKE IT SPIN BOTH WISES

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:21, archived)

That's called a Rubik's Owl.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:21, archived)

alright barb'

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TheOther, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:22, archived)

Hello Other!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:32, archived)

Is that MEANT to remind me of Sophie Dahl?

'Cos it does.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:21, archived)

Hah!

I see it!

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:30, archived)

Sophie D'Owl?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:41, archived)

That's a hoot!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:43, archived)

I'm SURE

that this spins faster when my fan blows in this direction.

(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:21, archived)

toowoo

*drop the duplicate frame :)

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:23, archived)

fixed :)

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TheOther, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:26, archived)

yay!

lovely.

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:26, archived)

Who Tweet ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:27, archived)

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:27, archived)

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:29, archived)

Yay to squeezing animals !

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:33, archived)

a weeee indeed!

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arrangedletters, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:30, archived)

how many photos is that?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:39, archived)

but 7 frames down to a clever bit of flipping horozontally

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arrangedletters, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:52, archived)

Now put a leek in its beak

All together now...
Jatsu tsappari dikkali dallan, tittali tillan titstan dullaa...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:31, archived)

This would be FAR more easier for tourists.

(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:16, archived)

* Word of warning....

* Never piss on a Lion!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:17, archived)

Have you tried?

(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:18, archived)

Yes and it bit my enormous cock off!

* May contain lies

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:25, archived)

Also

Never piss off a lion

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:19, archived)

thats achievable with good balance

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:19, archived)

Never off-piste with Liono.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:20, archived)

Piece of Lionel?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:21, archived)

As time goes byyyyyy

cigarette time. The anally retentive girl I work with has done all my work because I wasn't quick enough (read: I have 2 working days to do it, today is day one and OH MY GOD I WASN'T DONE WITH IT BY MIDDAY). Hurrah.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:24, archived)

never pissed off with lino

lium

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:24, archived)

Psssst

Just over six weeks. Sorry, missed you down there V V V

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:26, archived)

Aha!

:D

Excellent news, I'm so giddy for you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:27, archived)

Cheetahs yes, lions no

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:19, archived)

..this is a normal post

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olivier8 (euroloon), Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:15, archived)

* No, it's a Chuffin Puffin post!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:16, archived)

6/10 needs more Buffy

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:37, archived)

If you can make any sense of this.

...then my mind is not completely broken and insane..

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NeeNoo, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:14, archived)

NOM!

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:15, archived)

your chicken

has teh bad myxomatosis.

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olivier8 (euroloon), Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:18, archived)

It's clearly not the enemies

It's the one second from right

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:17, archived)

Sacred egg?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:20, archived)

Not at all

My feelings towards your egg are entirely savoury, involving as they do sausage meat and breadcrumbs.

Nyom!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:25, archived)

rather

marvelous :)

spending another productive day at work i see :P

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arrangedletters, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:26, archived)

Is there hidden meaning in the fact that he shouts every word except 'This means'?

*analyses*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:26, archived)

That spermatoza have an adam's apple?

Nice.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 17:06, archived)

when in france, massive egg

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 17:11, archived)

Boris Jackson

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:08, archived)

Too black.

Too strong.

Woo!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:09, archived)

can you dig it?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:10, archived)

*brings shovel and pick axe*

I can damn well try

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arrangedletters, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:34, archived)

Nice coatrack

what else can he do?

(Freaky Styley wondered where the nice B3TAns went, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:11, archived)

Fuck you, Badgers!!

Sorry for the appalling quality. it was a quick one.

(Arsonist burns pubic hair for a living, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:07, archived)

Mushroom, mushroom...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:09, archived)

Happy b3taday!

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ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:13, archived)

*loves*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:15, archived)

Sn^{a^{a^aaa}a}ak^e

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:15, archived)

Ooooooooooooo snaaaake!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:30, archived)

Ohh

Happy b3taday indeed!

(Arsonist burns pubic hair for a living, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:15, archived)

*also loves*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:28, archived)

imagine driving along then..

SPONTANIOUS BADGERS

woo

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Cae1, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:11, archived)

Hahahah, what Caewan said :D

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ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:13, archived)

Ah snake!

Ah snaaake.... snaaaaaaaaaaaake oouuhhh its a snaaake.

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:15, archived)

...no idea

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:57, archived)

Hurrah!

for invertibrates!
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:58, archived)

ooh... nice cayke!

happy candle day, sir

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:59, archived)

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:00, archived)

happy b3taday

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Cae1, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:00, archived)

I am ashally back

Biology lesson with laptops...ace

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:09, archived)

There's a powder for that.

(Virulent, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:00, archived)

the last thing we need is lobsters on cocaine

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:05, archived)

Happy b3tadaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

*offers cayke*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:00, archived)

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYKE!

squeeeeeeeeeeee!
Thanks m'dear!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:02, archived)

Chocolate with chocolate icing and chocolate blobs and chocolate curls

/birthday gleeeeeee blog

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:03, archived)

Happy b3taday Mr. The Hat Sir

*bows*

*offers mint cake, just to be different*

EDIT: hang on... what?

Me too? How did that happen?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:07, archived)

Happy b3taday :D

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:18, archived)

*loves*

*feels honoured to share the day with such an esteemed b3tan*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:29, archived)

happy candle day

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:11, archived)

Me neither

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:00, archived)

#42 my first picture over 50kb in months

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:52, archived)

hahaha

i likeclicks this

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:52, archived)

Tehehe!

The colours are super-good in this.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:53, archived)

thank you, i spent a bastard age trying to get them right :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:55, archived)

more punchlines?!

well done you :)

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arrangedletters, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:53, archived)

i know, mad isn't it?

i was tempted to just leave the punchline out and just have it being a story about a pirate ship

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:08, archived)

i'm not sure why

but i kept expecting it to rhyme.

i think the words have rhythm.

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arrangedletters, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:29, archived)

Woo

* Clicks

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:53, archived)

ZOMFGFAQFAQFAQ111ONE1TWELVE

/obvious

PS top woos!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:54, archived)

Hahaha! Beautiful.

I don't care if it's me, it's me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:54, archived)

of course its you

how many other pirates do i know?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:56, archived)

*does the victory dance*

Eeeeexcellent.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:57, archived)

throws dollar bills*

yeah, good dancing!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:58, archived)

MONEYS

I fucking LOVE moneys.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:58, archived)

best of all the animals?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:00, archived)

You're damn skippy, best of all the animals.

*rubs tenners together* how it breed? Need make it breed.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:01, archived)

i need it to breed more urgently.

i now am 100% employed though, i start in ernest a week today!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:05, archived)

Fuck yeah, good on you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:07, archived)

30 hours a week at the moment though hopefully i should be able to get some more

saturday night nearly broke me though, i haven't done that much work in years

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:10, archived)

I hate work.

Lottery please.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:14, archived)

^this

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:21, archived)

hehe

awesome :D

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Cae1, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:56, archived)

Hahahah :D

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ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:57, archived)

'sup holmes.

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Cae1, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:58, archived)

Howdy biznitch.

I'm watching Night at the Museum

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ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:00, archived)

PUUUUUUUUNAAAAAAAAAAAALLAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:01, archived)

Hahaha!

I have no idea why but it reminded me of this:

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:02, archived)

Pfft, Micto's name isn't Jim.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:04, archived)

i really like this.

i demand more story

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:04, archived)

Hahahah

I like it. :D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:34, archived)

...and tell me that you love me!

(Inspired by a true misunderstanding)

(Virulent, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:47, archived)

Haha yesh!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:48, archived)

eat dinner?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:48, archived)

Sort of been done

but still, mild lols.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:48, archived)

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:49, archived)

Arf!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:49, archived)

*sings* I love to hear you oralise

When I'm between your thighs, you blow me awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

So, misunderstanding huh? That's what Hitler said....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:49, archived)

Is that what he told Berlin Gas when the bill arrived?

------
Yeah, a misheard request to my ex wife (no, that's not why she's EX... couldn't have helped though :p)

(Virulent, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:50, archived)

More disturbingly, his niece

/knows too much useless info

Heh heh, yeah, you corrected it when she was disgusted, I know...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:53, archived)

lol

"When you look at me like that, I'm kidding!"
funniest thing was, I didn't realise she'd misheard, so I think the fact I couldn't understand what was so wrong about the request offended her more.

(Virulent, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:55, archived)

*giggles*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:02, archived)

How are you, my blooming young lovely?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:54, archived)

Blooming lovely :)

I am on leave, I have cayke and Mr Trellis to fetch things for me

*lazes*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:01, archived)

You lady of leisure!

How long to go now?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:02, archived)

* How can I tell you, I love you...

When you are sitting on my fuckin face?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:51, archived)

Mmnnff Mnf Umb Numf Mumble GASP.

erm... Nom Nom Nom!

(Virulent, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:52, archived)

* Ahhhh - How sweet of you to say that

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:54, archived)

how annoying

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olivier8 (euroloon), Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:45, archived)

Ha, well I like it anyway!

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:54, archived)

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