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# had to get this out of my mind....



*voms*
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)
# just sat done for lunch
not hungry now
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)
# i'm eating ffs
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)
# falafels?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)
# cheese and pastrami snadwich
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Alaska.

Sorry all, didn't realise it was lunchtime. Mnng.
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)
# jamaica
don't worry, it's just a standard response, i've a cast iron constitution
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# for the love of god
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)
# O.O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
# hahaha
i showed that video to someone who hadn't seen it at the weekend, it was a picture to see their faces.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
# ugh
cup
(I helped save b3ta! Le Snoet, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)
# I'd like to draw your attention to the fact that it's fucking lunchtime.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)
# 'lo
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Woo!
*eats while fucking*
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
# my lunch appears to consist of pate and bananas
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# dude, that is unorthodox.
you need to speak to your missus. Clearly neglecting her responsibilities
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# i concur
i've got chicken and cheese salad wraps, a sausage roll and a bag of steak roysters.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)
# niiiiiiiice
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:12, archived)
# no it's not
and who roots their lunch? and finally it is obviously icecream, it's just your messed up mind that does the rest...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Yes it is
Single people. I don't know, it's been years since I was one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:13, archived)
# I've never seen the need to sex my lunch
thank you for reminding me about my status that has remained constant for many years simply because nobody really accepts "geeks" as people. *stomps off*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)
# I'm marrying one.
And I wasn't saying it pointedly at you, but top marks for flouncing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)
# I'd like to draw your attention to the fact that I've only just got up. Woo me.
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Have you no employment?
I overslept this morning, due to not being able to sleep last night. Hmph.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)
# I'd like to draw your attention to... well... nothing really.
I suppose I'm just drawing attention to myself. Ho hum.


*heads for the naughty step*
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)
# hahahahaha.
for mature audiences only!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Yum!
Chocolate Ice Cream :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Dear lord no.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)
# I'm not sure about his new trainers
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:44, archived)
# :D
I think I'll unleash my new woo...


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:46, archived)
# I'm supremely honoured
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:47, archived)
# he's happier than this duck!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Misery ducks FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# no, the duck's VERY happy
the duck's VERY happyjust not AS happy


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Happy ducks FTW!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Hmmm.
It's a toss up. That duck is pretty happy...
(I helped save b3ta! struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)
# heh
up off
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
#
Happy duck wasn't old, but he was a duck.
He lived in the sand at the Isle of Man.
The kids would all sing, he would take the wrong key,
So they rode on his head in their furry donkey.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:57, archived)
#
a benevolent goose hade seen them berrate him
so pulled out a pump and tried to reinflate him

(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Auto repost: Subject Duck
(trickyric, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Yay!
This is brill!!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# I can't see his feet so I can't comment
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)
# baddum tshh
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Erm, OK then.
(I helped save b3ta! struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Haha!
Grand stuff. Nice n00b.

EDIT - belatedly
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:41, archived)
# 1. Woo pic.
2. Where's Vyvyan's car?
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Its the yellow Ford Anglia
with flames up the side
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:46, archived)
# dave?
pello hew nerson belcome to w3ta nou'll lever yeave.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:48, archived)
# welcome to b3ta you'll never leave :)

woo
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Welcome!
[L]
(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)
# MASSIVE GOB!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:35, archived)
# *tumbleweed*
Fair enough then. /cuts self
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Well I like it!
I'd also like to see it in reverse...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Yeah, that would work...
I'll reverse it and post it later on today, pretending it's new :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Yeah, that would work...
I'll click it later on today, pretending it's new :)
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Phallic nom ning all
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Incidentally, don't search for tentacle in google images.
o_O
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:37, archived)
# My eyes!
Why didn't you warn me?!

Oh, wait...
(I helped save b3ta! struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:41, archived)
# You know that I am now compelled to, don't you?
EDIT: Oh fucking hell christing shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:42, archived)
# its astonishing
the seemingly innocent things you can search for and end up with pages of grot
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:47, archived)
# "milking" was the biggest surprise for me
Seriously NSFW folks ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)
# COR!
ed: just tried "horse fucking" that's pretty odd.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)
# "prolapsed rectum" was pretty gross
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)
# rectum?
damn near killed him
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# you're all jessies
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:51, archived)
# WOO YAY
I like what you've done.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Soz about the width. He needs a bit of a run-up:
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:28, archived)
# :D
jeany ouse
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:28, archived)
# hahahaha
oh god that's fantastic. I think I love you. Have my babies. No, just take them. TAKE THE FUCKING THINGS GO ON JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TAKE WHY WILL YOU NOT HOLD MY DEAD CHILD
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:29, archived)
# WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:30, archived)
# geat stuff
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:30, archived)
# :D
FP THIS NOW
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:31, archived)
# THIS!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:32, archived)
# ^this!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:34, archived)
# ^This!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# hahahaha
jump jump jump!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:31, archived)
# haha!
was waiting for it to animate...
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Once upon a day
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:24, archived)
# ris
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:26, archived)
# borris scares the birds...
...i think...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:27, archived)
# RIS RIS RISERTY RIIIIIS
also - I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Boris scares the pigeons
Good. Dirty winged rats!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:30, archived)
# they're quite clearly doves though
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Lies
They've dive bombed a tin of white wash so they can get closer to the house and go through the bins as Snow White wouldn't chase away itty bitty doves.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:33, archived)
# that's not the most likely explaination
... I think it's more likely that they're doves.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Don't buy into the pigeon propaganda!
Otherwise you will become a puppet of their regime.

Fight the pigeon power!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:36, archived)
# pigeons .... are..... ni... n...... ni..ce
pigeons are nice... pigeons are nice... pigeons are our friends, they want to help us, they love us and only have our best interests at heart.... ARG!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:38, archived)
# doves?
you and your fancy names for white pigeons.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Tropical LOLs
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:23, archived)
# WOO YAY
In Scottish 'mince' means rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:28, archived)
# No way there's that much meat on Murray
he's all gristle

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:31, archived)
[challenge entry] If this hasn't bindun then I will eat a hamster..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:21, archived)
# unfortunately you miss out upon a delicious hamster.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:22, archived)
# No he hasn't
For I have seen this, but this version = teh ncie
(puggs, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Heh
Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:35, archived)
[challenge entry] hlamydiatastic
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:18, archived)
# you spin me right round
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:19, archived)
# right round like a record
baby

*spins*
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:20, archived)
#
*meats*
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:38, archived)
# "Yer knah, thor, sommtamms yer c'n be so wrong, y'r right, yer knah?"
Pete Burns - best of all the philosolophers.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:20, archived)
# genius!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:22, archived)
[challenge entry] (very) old one
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:14, archived)
[challenge entry] and also
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Splendid too...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:16, archived)
# NNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:18, archived)
# hahahaha
i was thinking it would be a tentacle monster!

how unexpected!

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Really nicely done.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:16, archived)
# This makes a lot of sense from my perspective


nice tagging
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Haha, that's wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:21, archived)
# splendid
twice
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha!
Totally extreme. To the max. Here's an oldie from back in the day:

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Mmmmm tasty!
(webmeister is ready for the pub, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:13, archived)
# T(p)OAP?

Tennis-player on a picture?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Haha!
How long before he turns from British Sporting Hero to Scottish Also-Ran I wonder?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Exactly.
If he wins he's British, but when he loses he reverts to being Scottish!
(webmeister is ready for the pub, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:19, archived)
# about 24 hours
Nadal will murder him in straight sets

But fair play to the lad last night
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Aye I diss tennis regularly
but there was actually something pretty decent about yesterday eve. Only caught up with the last set, and I don't know if it was the fact that they were knackered, or that Frenchy boy has a rubbish serve, but there was a suggestion of a decent rally going on from time to time...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:25, archived)
# I don't think I've ever dissed anything in my life
...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Fair point
*slaps self repeatedly in face*

You are thirtyahem years old you do not use phrases like diss.
You are thirtyahem years old you do not use phrases like diss.
You are thirtyahem years old you do not use phrases like diss.
You are thirtyahem years old you do not use phrases like diss.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:33, archived)
# :)
you can diss things if you like - I was just saying I've never done it -- is it fun to do?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Overrated.
And it can get people busting caps in yo' ass if you do it wrong, apparently...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Nice one Webby...
Tennis - LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Good boy Boris!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:07, archived)
# *Runs*
Is Boris the most 'shopped politition?

The board is moving fast this morning!
(I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Why wouldn't he be?

It's too easy, he already looks like a twit, any mug can improve it...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)
# is that Robert Smith?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)
# SURPRISE!
It's Boris, cunningly disguised as Robert Smith of the cure! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADAM! TISH!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:17, archived)
# So wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully pretty....
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:14, archived)
# you know you would.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Haha I could watch that for hours!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)
# why don't you then
if you love it so much
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:10, archived)
# I have been
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:14, archived)
# good
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:17, archived)
# still watching...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:18, archived)
# that's right
soon the process will be complete
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Xenu is lord
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Lovely jubbly!
Have a well-deserved *click* for some top notch animation (yet again)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:10, archived)
# he can't stop
little bugger

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:10, archived)
# I love his adoring mother
watching on fondly.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)
# haHAAH
'ning b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Very nicely done that man
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:18, archived)
# hahahah
hahahaha

er...

hahahahhaaa
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:19, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Hahaha!
Wheeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Match of the day with:
BlackburnGrovers
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Woo for Pun
Yay for Blackburn Rovers!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:06, archived)
# ALSO SPANG!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:07, archived)
# I see your Blackburn Pun
and raise you with Crouchy

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)
# mmmm
footbayyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwnnn...

football is dull!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Ah well
each to their own eh ;)
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:14, archived)
# no;
EVERYONE MUST DO AS I SAY!

edit: however - I don't want you to think that the pic up there isn't a good one because I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:17, archived)
# please stand still
while I get a run up with my spanging pan.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:03, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Dear god!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:04, archived)
# this == brilliant
Terry will doubtless LOVE it - have you sent it to him?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Ooh...
...I might try that!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:16, archived)
# *spang*
Have you installed a pun generator lately?



(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:05, archived)
# nice work with the hair
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:07, archived)
# and getting rid of the face was
a good move too...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:08, archived)
# The woman is a minx.
I'll have no bad word said against her.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)
# I derride her musical abilities
and cast aspersions on her attractiveness
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:16, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:19, archived)
# but
you still would though wouldnt you ;)
(barandis, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:20, archived)
# probably not,
... although mostly just to piss her off.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Hi, I'm calling on behalf of Dave Industries
to enquire about any maintainance contract you may have on your Pun Generator...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:08, archived)
# I had one...
...but the licence ran out :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)
# :) I liked the Avril Latrine one
don't know who did that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)
# SPANG!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:05, archived)
# His poor mother
with a head that size!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:06, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:26, archived)
# you big spanish peacock.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)
# ummm, i put a shark in a banana

I honestly couldn't tell you why
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Alright, now put the lime in the coconut
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Arf!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:03, archived)
# No bridge
Not real
etc

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:02, archived)
# no bridge, no chopper
fake





woo
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:03, archived)
# ning
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)
# ha, christ
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:13, archived)
# I think I'm in love with you and your work
Oh, and I see you lost your nub status...Well done! Grats.
(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:14, archived)
# FP'd while you were still wearing L plates?
sheeezzz what is the world coming to?

Belated congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:15, archived)
# G'ning!

Previously


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:52, archived)
# :)
*wayves*

those fish and that shrip are just rude

WOO YAY NINGLES
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Or frozen in fear?
ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Frozen Shrip?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)
# They stay fresher for longer that way
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:57, archived)
# they stay freshest for longest
when they're alive... so eat then raw.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:58, archived)
# ning
what have they got to be afreared of? I know I suggested that it rub it'self with thousand island dressing, but that's just because it has proven mosturising qualities. PROVEN I SAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Proven you say?
*adds thousand island to shopping list to make her all of the sexeh*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:05, archived)
# rude assed shrip
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:54, archived)
# I know it's a dreadful generalisation
but I've never met a shrimp I liked... they're all ignorant and racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:58, archived)
# and they have BO
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:00, archived)
# when you split the bill after a meal
they always put in the least, even though they had the most expensive meal.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:02, archived)
# yeah
fuckers never get a round in either
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:03, archived)
# YOUR RUDE!
COCK OFF AND DONATE YOU LOSER!

'ning Prof!

EDIT: It's a hermit crab not a shrip


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)
# :D
ningles sir ... careful of mi ankle.

How be thee?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)
# yeah, none so shonky
none so shonkybit Tuesdayish


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:57, archived)
# meh
me too... Tuesday bloody Tuesday.

Oh well - perhaps b3ta will cheer me up.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:00, archived)
# NING fella
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)
# *giggles girlishly*
:)

How do squire; you doing well?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:56, archived)
# What is he hiding in them cheeks?
Or do I not want to know?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:53, archived)
# ink, ink and nesquik
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Nesquik cereal?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)
# chocolate milk
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:56, archived)
# I always prefered the cereal.
That way, you end up with food, and a milkshake afterwards!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Mmmm nesquik
Does anyone else remember a time you used to be able to buy rice which was coloured/flavoured with squid ink?

Anybody?

No?

Dust.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:56, archived)
# you can still get that at fancy delis
that and squid ink linguini
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:01, archived)
# *must find fancy delis*
Had some of it at the Good Food Show in London in the mid 90s and Tesco stocked it for a while. Now it's rarer than rocking horse shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)
# knocking up a sea food risotto is it?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:35, archived)
# ink


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:54, archived)
# 'ningtopus!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:54, archived)
# have a big woo
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Blummin' ECK!
That Woo! is as big as it's lully! C]:0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:57, archived)
# can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:57, archived)
# many have died trying
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:59, archived)
# *narrows eyes*
technically that's not a 'no'

*rolls up sleeves*

hand my my milking stool...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Huzzah!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)
# suddently I've changed my mind...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:13, archived)
# fine
I'll get it myself...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)
# HC
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:01, archived)
# HC indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Good morrrrrning
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Nice! I like the way he looks like he's holding his breath...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Not done a beeb mash in a while...

Full Beeby goodness (130k ish)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:46, archived)
# :{D
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Yay for handlebar smileage!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:48, archived)
# tally ho,
to the skies!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:49, archived)
# It'll never get off the ground
ningles! (just about)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:51, archived)
# There's still a good hour of

left...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:56, archived)
# There'll be some problem with the electronics.
Always with the electronics!

Back to the days of the Sopwith Camel I say.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Too ambitious
/cfb
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Haha!
Mind pissage.

How 'bout a De Havilland?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:57, archived)
# hahahaha
spiffing good show
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Thank you old bean
*twirls moustache*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:01, archived)
# pearoast
OOOoh.... spooky.
Posted THIS www.b3ta.com/board/8516540
at 2:30am..

BBC posted THIS at 8:06am news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7482799.stm

Edit:
Quick, have a pic too...

(Virulent, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:43, archived)
# maybe they heard the news from somewhere else first
maybe you failed this time.

Bang out a funny pic and get it in the post.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Quicker to dig out an older one
Edited
(Phew!)
Sorry peeps. My bad!
(Virulent, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:47, archived)
# these things happen,
you've already proved yrself a bloody good noob luckily!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:50, archived)
[challenge entry] ...and you're not even a noob :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:47, archived)
# it's not spooky
it's just that you're a cunt*.

I'm back from Glastonbury and I'm sleepy and hungover and grumpty because I'm back at work.

ggrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

*this probably isn't true
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:52, archived)
# no no...
it's true ;)
(Virulent, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:54, archived)
# It's sad that they haven't found her, but
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Polar Bears!!!
It all makes sense now. To the batcave...
(Snuffy114 demands a cyber razor cut, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:10, archived)

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