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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:13, archived)

Can I copy that picture?

And use it on a website?

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:15, archived)

Please do

You're more than welcome.

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:17, archived)

thank you

sir

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:19, archived)

Looks like a young...

... Jeffery Archer..

/coat

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:18, archived)

coat?

I think you meant CUNT

EDIT: Not you, obviously, but that Archer fellow.

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Dr Drink, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:20, archived)

in chicago

airport there is a poster that says 'time flies when you're having pork.' never before has the meat eating experience been so perfectly encapsulated.

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stouffer, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:20, archived)

show

off

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isthisyou?, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:25, archived)

nah

loads of people have had pork.

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stouffer, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:31, archived)

heh

heh

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isthisyou?, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:35, archived)

There's one

that says "Pork the one you love" somewhere.

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bigdave, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:29, archived)

hmmmm

/coat** Hat ** & scarf **

(LazyBastard, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:22, archived)

I think

were gonna need more than our coat from now on.
It's starting to get chilly now isn't it.

/oldman

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:25, archived)

That

is far funnier than mine. Well done!

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:25, archived)

This one isn't

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:30, archived)

HahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahaha

I disagree!

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:33, archived)

Beck

Just bought and listeing to the new Beck album.

Has anyone else noticed what a rip the second track "Paper Tiger" is from Serge Gainsbourg's Melody Nelson LP!!!!?

The cheeky scamp...

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LittlePixel, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:09, archived)

No.

But if your hi-fi has an alarm feature on it, use that album to wake you up...it's quite relaxing in the morning. It even replaced Vanessa Carlton's Be Not Nobody in mine.

(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:12, archived)

no, but

i do love that album
(melody nelson)

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isthisyou?, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:13, archived)

yes

i'm downloading teh album now

(dookie, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:17, archived)

How hannibal REALLY got them across the alps

(Maels, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:09, archived)

hehe....

reminded me of this...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:13, archived)

heh

which in turn, reminds me of this

(Maels, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:16, archived)

I see your woo

and raise you a....

Sorry, fold...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:21, archived)

I see you are well versed

in the ways of wooker.

(Maels, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:22, archived)

yay!

elephants rule!

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rogan, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:19, archived)

work is really pissing me off today

good job these 2 are around to cheer me up, and stop me killing someone

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munkt0n, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:09, archived)

they're in your office!

do you work in a hedgerow?

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:16, archived)

they look like they

are sat in some kind of hot air-balloon to me

(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:18, archived)

yes

I'm a blackberry by trade

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munkt0n, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:19, archived)

blackberry...

..got a pie, got a jam...
you're obviously in the friut union, then.

the banna - left the union, didnt do so well

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:33, archived)

I wonder what the joke is

And would I get it if they told me? It could be hedgerow humour.

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bigdave, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:19, archived)

i'm sure someone has done this

before...

..but i haven't seen it so there...sorry for the grey bits at the top and bottom as well, (I don't have a web site and can't be arsed to go and sign up for one, so i just use cafepress, which has a minimum file size on it)...by the way, if there is anyone on here from cafepress, sorry for leaching your band width and all...

(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:07, archived)

cafepress!

that's an insane way to host images! just sign up to tripod.co.uk or an msn community...

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rogan, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:11, archived)

yeah, but i am lazy, and it works for the

most part...it's only on small images it fecks me over.

(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:13, archived)

lol

cafepress as an image provider?
soo-bloody-perb

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:16, archived)

I got the file properties of that

and hit refresh a few times before actually reading the text there :/ the grey bars completly confused me, too - i think i should just go back to bed

(fatty biscuits, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:12, archived)

good n8 then.

(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:15, archived)

are you from Belfast

it's the only accent I could think of which would make n8 sound like night. Barked in the style of Reverend Ian Paisley.Interestingly (or not) the only man in Europe to have both his own church and elected political party

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Pootle, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:31, archived)

well

that took me a while!! :)

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:15, archived)

Y'see

I use Freeservers for my piccies, and although that warning comes up, it goes after about 4 seconds. Which I don't get at all.

(Dr Newstead, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:36, archived)

Thanks for the meme arry

(LazyBastard, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:05, archived)

shurley

superglue remedy breaking fluid?

challenge idea
how about (inspired from msgr) a 15x15 pixel challenge, there are only 57600 possible combination (at 256 colours) so you can see what every thing that will ever be visible will look like when reduced to that size...

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aubergene, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:10, archived)

I bet

somebody could make a program that would generate all of those possibilities. I could do it (possibly) but I'm really tired and working :(

(fatty biscuits, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:14, archived)

sure thing

i could do, but you need a caption to make sense of a picture that small, also as they become smaller pictures turn in to each other, for instance ET and the queen mother become identical at full screen.

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aubergene, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:17, archived)

infact

it could be done just using html tables and background cell colours (plus a bit of scripting)

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aubergene, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:19, archived)

don't forget

they can be animated though.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:28, archived)

that

is an inspired idea

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isthisyou?, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:14, archived)

harumph

Shirley Superglue Remedy Breaking Fluid, love her , had her best of album , superb!!

(LazyBastard, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:14, archived)

shurely superglue?

That's a tongue twister. Couldn't even read that out inside my head properly.

shurely shooperglue.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:26, archived)

Hmm, I make it

7.1 x 10^541 (That's a 7 with 541 noughts after it).

/geek

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:51, archived)

Mr. Bush, its for you...

Oh, the humour in grabbing ones balls never stops..

(ratface, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:01, archived)

And not a fucking phone in site!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 14:58, archived)

Ed looooooved his dog

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 14:58, archived)

Hey that dogs got a lil switch for his head like action man had for his eyes!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:00, archived)

A lil switch?

Is that like the Betty Toggle?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:04, archived)

like it

On a different note...
Thanks to whoever posted that link to the cheapflights.com picture compo the other week. My pic just won me a flight to Barcelona!

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:09, archived)

think that's good

my twin towers pic got me a ticket straight to hell

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aubergene, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:11, archived)

lucky git

what was the picure of?

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bean, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:13, archived)

I honestly can't remember

which one. I don't even remember if the compo had a theme or anything.

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:19, archived)

which

pic?

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rogan, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:13, archived)

shhhh

Manic will get in trouble (either that, or 10% commission)

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isthisyou?, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:15, archived)

10% commission on a free flight to Barcelona?

Would that involve taking him a tenth of the distance, then dropping him out the door?

(Indole Ring, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:20, archived)

It's a...

fourier transform of a protein
(which i thought looked pretty enough to share with you all)

(PI, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 14:56, archived)

looks like an

impressionist sunset

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:01, archived)

proteins eh?

the building blocks of life.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:02, archived)

And

the scourge of the wanna-be protein-scientist.

(PI, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:06, archived)

Fucking useless for building sheds with -

you can imagine how embarrassed I was.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:09, archived)

Is that an

alpha helix I can see?

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bean, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:15, archived)

should be an all beta-strand protein, but given the luck i have been having finding the solution it might well have some helix in it.

(PI, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:19, archived)

ooh

reminds me of too much weed

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isthisyou?, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:16, archived)

Help ME Cus You Love Me

Ello all, I have recently acquired a nice shiny
Windows XP Pro disc and am running 98 SE.
Can I just install XP Pro OVER 98 SE with all my App's and stuff with no hassle or am i gonna have to format and do it like that?
Please help, as i'm mildly stupid when it comes to OS's and shit.
Making maps is more my thing :)
All replies much appreciated

(tylrdiablos, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 14:55, archived)

Format

That bad boy, installing over an OS is never a good idea for stability. And go for NTFS if you do.

(PI, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 14:58, archived)

don't

go for ntfs unless you need the security

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aubergene, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:12, archived)

Yo!

You can only do an upgrade to XP if the version of XP you got is an upgrade version. I always reinstall from scratch when it comes to OSs anyways - saves a lot of headaches in the longrun.

Hope that helps!

(Danabnormal, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 14:59, archived)

the cd is bootable you should be able to do either - but yep, it's a darn good idea to format and start again.

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huggybear, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:01, archived)

I think

M$ has stopped you being able to do both cos they can get more money that way..

(Danabnormal, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:03, archived)

well...

maybe it's just anIT dept thing, but I've got four copies on my desk that do both...

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huggybear, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:14, archived)

wellll,

you will need to format the hard drive before you install xp, also you should be aware that not all pcs can take xp, they just roll over and die, so it would be worth saving everything onto a cd if you can. if not floppies will do. ( although you will need a lot of them)

(theyerack, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:00, archived)

save

all your info first. back up, back up, back up

(reverend teabag, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:02, archived)

isn't is possible to install XP alongside your old OS?

I know it works installing XP alongside Win2000 - not sure about 98. If so, it is a safe option.

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:04, archived)

Should be able to...

...as long as you've got a partitioning fingy. If you wanna share files between the two, you need to not choose NTFS also.
personally I'd just use 2000 anyways

(Danabnormal, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:07, archived)

you don't need special partitioning software

as XP and Win200 do the partitioning bit for you. But I don't know if it works with 98 as well.

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:23, archived)

I have 98 and xp on this machine with no partition

...windows98 and xp both use same folder (x:\windows) so make sure that, if you install both, to change one of the directorys to, say, windows2.

Prob better to just partition -to be safe- if you want both...

([]DOo []DOo, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:45, archived)

same old story - boring old hippy turns into a fat cat

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 14:54, archived)

I'm almost old enough

to be a boring hippy fat cat. Got the boring and fat bits down, still working on cat features.

(Indole Ring, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:00, archived)

And...ähm...

look what i did with toothpicks when i felt boring

(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 14:51, archived)

Is that a DJ HEDSON HUTZ

Transformer?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 14:56, archived)

very impressive

btw

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 14:57, archived)

They are

lovely.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 14:56, archived)

The problem was...

that I glued my fingers together.
Don´t try this at home please, `cuz it hurts.

(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 14:59, archived)

Hmmmm,

I almost glued my finger to my shoe the other night.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:01, archived)

what the...?

Is this realy possible?

Edit: And when you glue you fingers to your shoe and stand up then, aren´t you afraid of gays?

(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:02, archived)

The thing about shoes

is that they're detachable. Thus eliminating the need to bend down to affect minor repairs on said shoe.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:07, archived)

hmn...

sounds right.

(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:09, archived)

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LittlePixel, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 14:51, archived)

Ho ho,

thats in the motherfuckiung house.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 14:53, archived)

word to your mother

see - Boab's down with the kids

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 14:56, archived)

yeah,

but his knees tend to give way when he tries to get back up.

*runs, giggling*

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 14:58, archived)

hence the

court case

(thediscokingpin, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 14:58, archived)

and I fought and died in the war for this?

ungrateful imps.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:04, archived)

Us or the kids?

(thediscokingpin, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:08, archived)

dammit

both gags i was gonna do have already been done. s'pose i'll just get back to eating me cake.

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stouffer, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:02, archived)

hehehehe

i like these type of comic strips. they are funny.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 14:58, archived)

mnftiu

is great!

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rogan, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:00, archived)

Isn't it?

I found it around the time of the invasion of Afghanistan last year, some of those cartoons about that were great.

The karate ones are cool too.

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Craymen, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:07, archived)

mid-air motherfucker

was possibly my favourite, as well as some of the stuff he did after the towers went....

"hey - did you see they've declared a war on terrorism?"
"yeah - it'll be just like the war on drugs, and you know how hard it is to get drugs these days"

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:08, archived)

linky to site

he's been doing new ones:
www.mnftiu.cc/mnftiu.cc/war.html

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LittlePixel, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:12, archived)

heh

heh
heh
:)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:20, archived)

just read the new ones

nice to know there's still at least one sane american out there...

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rogan, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:34, archived)

hey m8z!

can anyone please post b3ta messenger´s url?

(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 14:49, archived)

no, i'm sorry we can't

www.flibz.com/m2/index.cfm?loggedin=1

(Maels, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 14:51, archived)

thx!

(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 14:53, archived)

and whilst you are all at this, posting URL lark

could someone please post the URL to weeble's (or whatever he is called now :P)site?

(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 14:51, archived)

ooh, while we're on the subject,

could someone post that link to the site that has all those passport photos on it and stuff?

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isthisyou?, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 14:58, archived)

Um....

I think it's
www.isthisyou.co.uk
but it's shit, wouldn't bother if I were you.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:00, archived)

Heheh

That reminds me. I watched Amelie last night.

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Craymen, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:02, archived)

{groundhog day}

mmm... audrey tautou

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isthisyou?, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:05, archived)

Mmmmmmm, Indeed.

She is lovely.

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Craymen, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:10, archived)

mmmmmm

i'll never get any work done now

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isthisyou?, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:19, archived)

where is

the best place to get free ringtones for a nokia with no composer? any takers?

(theyerack, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 14:48, archived)

I know you can get free ones from nusonline.co.uk

but you need a nus card to get them.

(Maels, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 14:51, archived)

try

www.freeringtonesforanokiawithnocomposer.com

sorry

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 14:52, archived)

i clicked that

despite:
a) it clearly being a joke.
b) me not having a fucking phone.

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stouffer, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 14:55, archived)

teehee

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 14:55, archived)

possibly

clickityboink here for free logos?

(doltage, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:13, archived)

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 14:48, archived)

ha ha

Nice to see your stuff back here again.

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 7 Oct 2002, 14:57, archived)

I concur

welcome back king monkey of chimpdom

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:12, archived)

Found this little bastard . . .

Going through my fridge . . . is there some sort of trap available ?

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 14:47, archived)

BBC competition :)

www.bbc.co.uk/eastenders/angies_den/index.shtml

This must have been put up with B3ta in mind :)

Here's your chance to see your artwork on TV. We want you to design a poster for Sharon and Tom's club, Angie's Den. The winning poster will feature in a future episode of EastEnders!

Hmmm... Leslie Grantham in Brian May's wig perhaps?!

(moobat, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 14:45, archived)

Diana's mine clearing techniques

were watched politely but never adopted

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littlebean, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 14:42, archived)

nice

action

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isthisyou?, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 14:51, archived)

I'll woo that if you

did the Irish landmine clearing one it was last week.....

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 14:56, archived)

yes

I did that one too. Just thought it was funnier like this, and a compy entry to boot.

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littlebean, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 15:14, archived)

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